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You Will Have to Excuse Me.......

Your Blog Editrix has been requested to remove herself from this daily endeavor for today.  Furthermore, I have been asked to hand off all work that requires my attention to my most excellent assistant for the day, shut off my work phones, darken the computers screens and relax.

For you see, today is the anniversary of the day Lydia Marie and the Good Lord brought me into the world.

So it's lunch at the Gun Club, a late dinner in town at the Remington, and maybe an overnight stay for breakfast.

But fear not! I have Middle Finger Symphony Theater cued up for you later this evening. Enjoy! 

The Entire Democrat Midterm Platform in 22 Seconds.

You'll be hearing these words with ever increasing frequency as we get closer to November because they are nationalizing the Midterms. If you disagree with them, you're a Fascist! 

We're #1, We're #1....

America Leads the World in Monkeypox Cases!

WSJ- "The U.S. has reported more than 3,400 confirmed or suspected monkeypox cases, federal data showed, becoming the country with the most known infections..." 

The outbreak has largely been recorded among men who have sex with men, as the virus exploits social networks among people in close contact. This is already a concern, but spreading more broadly means the potential added challenge of trying to educate and protect a broader population, health experts said...."

The government knows that a specific behavior spreads monkeypox but doesn't dare attempt to discourage that behavior. They know monkeypox has spread primarily through gay sex, which is why the outbreak has been almost entirely among gay and bisexual men. But no one’s telling them to knock it off. 

This, of course, is the exact opposite of what we saw with covid when pretty much everything that qualified as normal human behavior was shamed as an act of mass murder: hugs, visits, going to the beach, attending school… And the coronavirus was a viral infection. But gay sex is a-okay!

Don’t worry, America. Help is on the way… The White House is about to name a “Monkeypox Coordinator,” so that should solve everything. Yo, Kamala!

~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage! ~

Democrats Can’t Run From Their Extremist Votes

Democrats are now desperate to separate themselves from the Doddering Old Man in the WH and his far-left agenda they once so smugly embraced ahead of the midterm elections this fall. In particular, Chuck Schumer's little cult of incumbent Senate Democrats. Given the heft of the far-left agenda and wealth of extremist votes pushed by Schumer since Jan 2021, that idea seems to be little more than wishful thinking.

Passing Tax Hikes and Massive Spending, ironically called Biden's "American Rescue Plan" and the $1.2 trillion + "infrastructure" bill, which contained little in the way of hard infrastructure. We were warned that this spending would set off inflationary pressures of a kind not seen in a generation. Since these bills were passed, inflation has outpaced wage growth every single month. Every single Democrat Senator that voted in favor of the American Rescue Plan also voted for the infrastructure bill, meaning that every single one is responsible for the inflation those bills caused.

After winning the slimmest possible majority in 2020, Democrats embarked on a campaign to either rig or destroy the institutions of American democracy, including the sacredness of the secret ballot, the Electoral College, the Supreme Court, the U.S. Senate, and Citizenship itself. They called their nasty little scheme the "For the People Act", an underhanded attempt to federalize elections and outlaw popular election integrity measures like Voter ID and bans on ballot harvesting, as well as expand government censorship of political speech, instituted public funding of political campaigns and just generally eliminate state’s rights to conduct their own elections.

Schumer has made clear that, if they can pick up even one seat in the Senate this fall, he will move again to abolish the centuries-old filibuster rule that protects minority rights in the Senate chamber, but also move quickly on other efforts effectuating a Washington takeover of elections, pack the Supreme Court, pack the Senate by adding new blue states, and eliminate the Electoral College, thus allowing a few heavily-populated blue cities and states to decide presidential elections.

While gaslighting American taxpayers about the border being secure, Democrats have exacerbated the border crisis by voting in favor of policies that encourage more illegal immigration. Monthly border apprehensions have already shattering records and the border is being overrun. While taxpayers struggle, Senate Democrats voted against a bill last year that would have prevented billions in taxpayer money from going to illegal aliens as part of the American Rescue Plan. Senate Democrats also shot down a bill to “prohibit illegal aliens with criminal records from receiving conditional or lawful permanent resident status in the United States.”

These votes send a dangerous message to the world that illegal alien criminals will be rewarded, not punished, for breaking U.S. laws. Heading into the midterm elections, Biden did no one any favors when he said “48 out of 50 Senators vote with me 95% of the time.” While Democrats may now try to escape culpability for the many problems Americans face, their voting record is something they can’t hide from and should have their nose rubbed in it like puppy shit. 

And yes, our way of life and system of government is in danger. Explaining these disastrous votes may well be one of the best ways to make the case to America why we are at this point and why it’s time to flush some turds out of Washington.

A Good Monday Morning

 

MFS Sunday Afternoon Blues Theater

Your Blog Editrix Favorite Blues Tunes Culled From Her Personal Record Collection

 

From the Album "Bless It's Pointed Little Head" - The Fillmore West, 1968

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Oh No! CNN's New Chief Said To Be Trying To Woo Our Squinty & Meat Puppet

CNN’s new Chief Chris Licht is rumored to allegedly be in in “secret talks” to poach MSNBC mainstays Squinty Joe Scarborough and Meat Puppet Brzezinski away from the network according to a report in Radar Online. Licht was formerly executive producer of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” and is interested in hiring Joe and Mika as part of his overhaul of a failing CNN.

Both Scarborough and Brezezinski have contracts running through the end of the year and it’s unclear how Joe and Mika would fit into the overall strategy of the CNN's boss valiant attempt at doing hard news. (insert laugh track here)

It looks to me Licht is going for ratings rather than a hard news approach for now because Squinty and Meat Puppet, while highly rated, have forgotten what hard news is and are just MSNBC's morning kickoff of the network's day long lunatic anti-Trump rantings.

I think Licht is barking up dead wood here considering the new digs would entail all new staff. Mika would have to find a new Botox source and concrete expert to apply her makeup, and Joe a new hair stylist to mess his hair ever morning. And what about their sidekick, lil' 'Willie the Pip', who takes over the show while Mika grabs a vodka and a Marlboro, and Joe slams a door on his nuts for motivation for his daily angry rant.

I mean they have all these cool graphic done just for them and they don't have to go any where near Tater Stelter. And what about their usual guest commentators like the mumbling twins, WaPo columnist Eugene Robinson and Al Sharpton, and bulbous head Max Boot and the bitter old witch, disgraced Sen. Claire McCaskill, or those pervert Lads from the Lincoln Project? They can't take them all with them!

Unless there is enough monetary motivation to throw their long time friends overboard for a new gig, I'm not seeing it. Unless the steadily decomposing Andrea Mitchell is to much the endure, why bail from a leaky boat onto a sinking ship?   

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