Tuesday, March 7, 2023

A Study in Projection by a Master.

Dear Ms. Goldberg Johnson. The left invented the term 'Woke'. Projecting it onto people critical of your worldview is typical of 'The View' M.O.  There are to this day nasty leftist websites as well as streaming sites run by domestic terrorist sympathizers with 'WOKE' in their domain names. Google it you nasty bint. 

Whoopi cheers erasing history she’s not in tune with. One wonders if Goldberg will be so pleased when the calls come to take down statues of Martin Luther King and remove his name from roads and schools. After all, like her argument with Lincoln, ‘he’s really not in tune with where we are as a nation’ since, by 2023 standards, he was homophobic and transphobic.

[Washington Exam.]

Monday, March 6, 2023

The Norma Desmond Drama Queen Of American Politics Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut

Transparency is to Democrats what sunlight and holy water are to vampires and one of the left-wing party’s top congressional ghouls hissed in impotent fury over the idea that the more than 40,000 hours or surveillance footage from January 6, 2021, the day of the so-called insurrection could soon be made public.

Serial liar and shameless conspiracy theorist, Rep. Adam Schiff melted down on Twitter after Fox News host Tucker Carlson announced that the video which has been broken down by his team would finally see the light of day.
“Weak men peddle false election lies while privately dismissing them as absurd. Weak men use fear and hate to motivate their followers,” he whined. “Weak men value money and notoriety over truth and decency. Tucker Carlson is a weak, weak man.”
Twitter reacted to Schiff’s outburst by flame-broiling Pelosi’s defrocked chief inquisitor and generously basting him with a glaze of his own pathetic hypocrisy.
Twitter went on and on roasting him mercilessly.

The only thing that holds politicians in check is a spotlight from the press, and today the press is locked in the dark dank sphere of the democrats.  Every day the democrat media reports bring fresh revelations of un-named sources with no evidence what so ever. Just headlines. More headlines, more soundbites. All the while ignoring the real news of executive branch corruption.

[The Tweeter Box]
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A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, March 5, 2023

CNN Announces 2023 Prom Queen / King Nominations

MFNS - After a three year long hiatus because of covid, CNN has decided to bring back their yearly Corporate Prom, Talent Show and Primal Scream Competition for it's employees. The event is intended to be a bit of sunshine in a sea of bad ratings for beleaguered network personalities doing heated battle rating races with local cable access gardening shows and reruns of 50 year old Perry Mason episodes.

Former CNN anchor and recovering makeup addict, Brook Baldwin, a five time Prom Queen (2011-16) revealed in her recent book "WTF Am I Working Here for?? - Memories of My Days at CNN", that the CNN Prom Queen Reign was an opportunity to show all the other ambitious CNN employees just who "The Bitch Who Shall Not Be Fucked With" is for the following year. But she also said the crown sometime results in bad feelings, sharp words and hair pulling screaming matches in the women restroom.

CNN has opened up the voting for the Prom Queen, and since they've lost 75% of their audience, they invite the general public who still watch CNN to help choose. So here's your opportunity to do your civic duty and help crown the newest Queen of CNN from this bevy of talented beauties.

Leave your choices in the comments and we'll make sure your vote get counted. No mail in ballots will be counted. Otherwise we use democrat election rules. You are allowed to vote numerous times, but within a reasonable number.

It's like...like.....it's history or something. Here are your CNN 2023 Prom Queen Nominees:

Editrix Update: It was just announced by the CNN 'Department of Diversity & Inclusion' that in the spirit of fairness, Prom King nominations would the limited to CNN's 2 Black male employees only.

This break in tradition caused Don Lemon (Prom Queen 2017-18) nomination to be moved from the 'Queen' to 'King' Category to create competition, which caused Victor Blackwell to accuse CNN of racism. 

Your MOF Prom King Nominees:

Friday, March 3, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

 ~ No Tuxedos Required ~

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music

Thursday, March 2, 2023

State Senator Single Handedly Trolls an Entire State Political Party.

Blaise Ingoglia, a Republican Senator in Florida, yesterday proposed the most hilarious bill that trolls the Democrats so hard. And boy are they are pissed.  Well Done Sir!
The proposed bill would:
"immediately cancel the filings of a political party, to include its registration and approved status as a political party, if the party’s platform has previously advocated for, or been in support of, slavery or involuntary servitude."
The bill doesn’t mention anywhere Democrats by name, so it’s interesting they know it’s about them....just kidding, everyone knows. So by the Florida Democrats acknowledging that this bill is about them, are they actually admitting to being the pro-slavery party that they say the Republicans are?

Ingoglia said he is sick of conservatives being called racist all the time for not conforming to insane Leftist policies. So, he decided to troll them by saying they should be canceled. Ingoglia said he he is sick of conservatives being called racist all the time for not conforming to insane Leftist policies. So, he decided to troll them by saying they should be canceled. Because they’re racist. LOL

And in typical fashion, the dems lost their shit:
I love how they are treating it as it’s going to be one party rule if Democrats cannot be registered as a party. Suddenly all those people who could still register as a party under a different name all of a sudden cannot vote.

Good grief these people are simpletons.

H/T Chicks On The Right

Throwback Thursday: Boobs of the World Expo

 From the Dark Dank Archives of MFNS - Dec. 2012

Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Democrat Rep Denies Black People Have God-Given Rights. Then Steps on Rake for Good Measure

Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Lunatic - Tenn.) 

I'm sorry, you'll have to forgive me, or praise me (your choice) but I just cannot look at Congressman Steve Cohen and not see Lon Chaney's 1925 Phantom of the Opera with glasses on.  Sometimes I can't keep from bursting out laughing.......

RS- Truly, we are governed by the dumbest people, and I don’t mean that as a generic insult. I mean that in the most technical way possible. The United States government is populated and run by some of the least knowledgeable mediocrities on earth.

To provide evidence of that, I bring you Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN), a man that’s no stranger to beclowning himself for the cameras. After all, this is the same guy who once brought a bucket of KFC to a hearing because then-AG Bill Barr rescheduled.

On Tuesday, Cohen decided to go on a rant denouncing the “right-wing” Supreme Court for doing things like upholding the constitution and forcing the Biden administration to follow the law. In the midst of that, the congressman proclaimed that women and black people don’t have God-given rights.
I’m sure that sounded a lot more smarter in his head.

God is not the US government. God-given rights (natural rights) are not bestowed by pieces of paper written by men. That conflation not only makes no sense, but it is the exact opposite of what the phrase God-given rights means in any historical context. Inalienable rights exist outside and in isolation of any government dictate. If rights come from politicians, then they aren’t rights. They are simply allowances by overlords.

Cohen apparently doesn’t grasp that and instead believes that a right doesn’t exist until the US government bestows it upon someone. Such a viewpoint is not only constitutionally illiterate, but it’s also dangerous in that it assumes unlimited power exists in the hands of an overarching, malleable human authority.

But if Cohen’s stream of consciousness wasn’t funny enough, things got hilarious when he took to Twitter and stomped on a rake by endorsed this post that was calling him a racist.
The mocking was relentless until Cohen began blocking tweeters

Unfortunately, Cohen’s view, dumb as it may be, is popular on the left. They have turned the US government into a god to be worshiped. No one has the right to do anything unless the overpaid elites in Washington give their stamp of approval. Thankfully, at least for now, the United States has a Supreme Court that is willing to check the Democratic Party’s most authoritarian instincts. At least for now. 

[The Dank Archives of DMF]

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Monday, February 27, 2023

Marianne Sparkleshine Stardust Williamson is the First to Step Up to the Plate to Challenge Brandon.

Tomorrow For A Better Tomorrow...or Something.

Marianne Williamson was by far the most entertaining candidate in the Democrat's 2020 debate lineup. She was spitting fire at DJT while spraying toxic unicorn farts on at all her competitors from her debate podium.  At one point in the race she was polling ahead of Spartacus Booker & Krissy Gillibrand, and even one percent Kamala Harris had to drop out the race before Williamson.

Sparkleshine Stardust formally kicked off her 2024 campaign with an event in Washington DC, on Saturday.
“I’m running for president to help bring an aberrational chapter of our history to a close, and to help bring forth a new beginning. I feel my 40 years being up close and personal with the trauma of so many thousands of individuals gives me a unique perspective on what is needed to help repair America."
Her 2020 campaign signature proposals was a plan to create a US Department of Peace. She also advocated that the federal government pay massive financial reparations to Black Americans as atonement for centuries of slavery and discrimination. You can probably expect much more lunacy along these lines again for 2024 since the democrats have gone full progtard. 

Sure, a lot of the other democrats who talk crazy too, but none of them come close to this level of hilarious insanity.

Stay tune kids, the run up to 2024 is going to be an absoulte shitshow from both side. Let's just pray we all survive it.