Sunday Soothingness

For Your Sunday Soothingness, a choice morsel drawn from your Blog Editrix's personal collection, done by someone I have a kinship of sorts.  Neither of us were born in the deep south, but once here, we knew way down inside it's where we're meant to be. So for your listening pleasure, and sensory stimulation, I give you Maria Muldaur and "Talk Real Slow" from the album "Fanning the Flames" 

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

It's Time Once Again for Your Beloved Blog Editrix to Turn Things Over to You, The Reader.

Don Your Blogging Thongs, and As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight

......and Use the Damn Coasters.

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A Study in Projection by a Master.

 

Dear Ms. Goldberg Johnson. The left invented the term 'Woke'. Projecting it onto people critical of your worldview is typical of 'The View' M.O.  There are to this day nasty leftist websites as well as streaming sites run by domestic terrorist sympathizers with 'WOKE' in their domain names. Google it you nasty bint. 

Whoopi cheers erasing history she’s not in tune with. One wonders if Goldberg will be so pleased when the calls come to take down statues of Martin Luther King and remove his name from roads and schools. After all, like her argument with Lincoln, ‘he’s really not in tune with where we are as a nation’ since, by 2023 standards, he was homophobic and transphobic.

[NewsBusters]

[Washington Exam.]

The Norma Desmond Drama Queen Of American Politics Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut

Transparency is to Democrats what sunlight and holy water are to vampires and one of the left-wing party’s top congressional ghouls hissed in impotent fury over the idea that the more than 40,000 hours or surveillance footage from January 6, 2021, the day of the so-called insurrection could soon be made public.

Serial liar and shameless conspiracy theorist, Rep. Adam Schiff melted down on Twitter after Fox News host Tucker Carlson announced that the video which has been broken down by his team would finally see the light of day.

“Weak men peddle false election lies while privately dismissing them as absurd. Weak men use fear and hate to motivate their followers,” he whined. “Weak men value money and notoriety over truth and decency. Tucker Carlson is a weak, weak man.”

Twitter reacted to Schiff’s outburst by flame-broiling Pelosi’s defrocked chief inquisitor and generously basting him with a glaze of his own pathetic hypocrisy.

Weak men lie on CNN and get on their knees to kiss Twitters butt to block people who make them sad

— Steven Kolln (@stevenkolln) March 3, 2023

You just perfectly described yourself. No idea why you even brought up Tucker Carlson’s name.

— Robert (@RobertNorCal) March 4, 2023

Weak men peddle false Russian collusion lies and spend millions of taxpayer dollars doing so needlessly.

Weak men use fear and hate to stoke personal fundraising efforts.

Weak men live in another state, not the one in who’s district he represents.

That weak man is you.

— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) March 4, 2023

Twitter went on and on roasting him mercilessly.

The only thing that holds politicians in check is a spotlight from the press, and today the press is locked in the dark dank sphere of the democrats.  Every day the democrat media reports bring fresh revelations of un-named sources with no evidence what so ever. Just headlines. More headlines, more soundbites. All the while ignoring the real news of executive branch corruption.

[BizPac]

[The Tweeter Box]

~Thank You Gator Doug @the Daily Gator for the Linkage! ~

A Good Monday Morning

CNN Announces 2023 Prom Queen / King Nominations

MFNS - After a three year long hiatus because of covid, CNN has decided to bring back their yearly Corporate Prom, Talent Show and Primal Scream Competition for it's employees. The event is intended to be a bit of sunshine in a sea of bad ratings for beleaguered network personalities doing heated battle rating races with local cable access gardening shows and reruns of 50 year old Perry Mason episodes.

Former CNN anchor and recovering makeup addict, Brook Baldwin, a five time Prom Queen (2011-16) revealed in her recent book "WTF Am I Working Here for?? - Memories of My Days at CNN", that the CNN Prom Queen Reign was an opportunity to show all the other ambitious CNN employees just who "The Bitch Who Shall Not Be Fucked With" is for the following year. But she also said the crown sometime results in bad feelings, sharp words and hair pulling screaming matches in the women restroom.

CNN has opened up the voting for the Prom Queen, and since they've lost 75% of their audience, they invite the general public who still watch CNN to help choose. So here's your opportunity to do your civic duty and help crown the newest Queen of CNN from this bevy of talented beauties.

Leave your choices in the comments and we'll make sure your vote get counted. No mail in ballots will be counted. Otherwise we use democrat election rules. You are allowed to vote numerous times, but within a reasonable number.

It's like...like.....it's history or something. Here are your CNN 2023 Prom Queen Nominees:

Editrix Update: It was just announced by the CNN 'Department of Diversity & Inclusion' that in the spirit of fairness, Prom King nominations would the limited to CNN's 2 Black male employees only.

This break in tradition caused Don Lemon (Prom Queen 2017-18) nomination to be moved from the 'Queen' to 'King' Category to create competition, which caused Victor Blackwell to accuse CNN of racism. 

Your MOF Prom King Nominees:

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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State Senator Single Handedly Trolls an Entire State Political Party.

Blaise Ingoglia, a Republican Senator in Florida, yesterday proposed the most hilarious bill that trolls the Democrats so hard. And boy are they are pissed.  Well Done Sir!

The proposed bill would:

"immediately cancel the filings of a political party, to include its registration and approved status as a political party, if the party’s platform has previously advocated for, or been in support of, slavery or involuntary servitude."

The bill doesn’t mention anywhere Democrats by name, so it’s interesting they know it’s about them....just kidding, everyone knows. So by the Florida Democrats acknowledging that this bill is about them, are they actually admitting to being the pro-slavery party that they say the Republicans are?

Ingoglia said he is sick of conservatives being called racist all the time for not conforming to insane Leftist policies. So, he decided to troll them by saying they should be canceled. Ingoglia said he he is sick of conservatives being called racist all the time for not conforming to insane Leftist policies. So, he decided to troll them by saying they should be canceled. Because they’re racist. LOL

And in typical fashion, the dems lost their shit:

Let's all congratulate @BlaiseIngoglia who has secured the Hitler/Mussolini Fascist Award for his recent action. Like all fascists, he has no ideas so he has to try to rig the game. How UN PATRIOTIC/AMERICAN! Scumbag!! https://t.co/6jrz2szZQr

— AlterTrumpUSA (@AlterTrumpUSA) March 1, 2023

I love how they are treating it as it’s going to be one party rule if Democrats cannot be registered as a party. Suddenly all those people who could still register as a party under a different name all of a sudden cannot vote.

Good grief these people are simpletons.

H/T Chicks On The Right