This Week in Crazy Sh*t Democrats Say.

Short List. This is just since Wednesday:

 

* Only Joe Biden could consistently say something as stupid as this:

“MAGA Republicans Are Calling For Defunding The Police”…

* Whoopi Goldberg has to Apologize Again For Using ethnic Slur On Air. - When is ABC going to park this nasty Bint??

* Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Blows Ozone up her ass for ‘Wellness’ - This comes as no real surprise here.

* "Associating a multi-billion dollar bank failure to supposed $70.5 million giveaway made to Black organizations is quite literally the definition of white supremacy — especially when it's a bank that has been and continues to be largely run by white people." - BLM Global Grifter Network Foundation.  

* “We Can All Learn From What China Is Doing” - Your Whacked out Energy Secretary Jennifer Granhole.  - Not sure if she means using child labor in africa for mining toxic elements china uses for your new electric car batteries, or building new coal burning power plants like the CCP are building all over South Asia? 

* Dem Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz - Fentanyl and other drugs “Mostly Carried In By Americans.” The Crisco Kid Strikes Again!

* MSNBC's Fernand Amandi- Ron DeSantis Is a “MAGA. Extremist. Bully.” And a “Fascist.” - He almost forgot to say Fascist. Almost.

* Nancy Pelosi: We Must Work With China “To Save The Planet From Climate Change”. Burp! Get Me That Granhole woman on the phone.

* NYT Editorial Board Resident Biogot Mara Gay on DJT saying internal problems pose the gravest threat to Western Civilization: "This is the language not just of dystopia, but of fascism, of white supremacy. This is coded language." -  Same shit. Different day....

* Joe Biden Says He Had An “Epiphany” And Began Supporting Gay Marriage In High School. (1960) - This Man has an pathological need, to tell obvious lies at the weirdest times. But no one is counting.

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Greta Thunberg Threatens to Hold Her Breath Until Evil World Leaders Capitulate To Her Demands

MFNS - After the utter embarrassment of the uncovering of a recent deleted 2018 tweet predicting the world could no longer be saved in 2023, the provocative pig tailed propaganda purveyor of climate panic, far left activist Greta Thunberg, has put the world on notice that she intends to hold her breath until her climate change demands to stop using fossil fuels are met she told the press.

"I will hold my breath until you evil rat bastards capitulate to my demands. Failure to do so will result in my demise as well as mother Earth and you will burn in HELL! 

Do You Understand!!??"

For a little background:

In June of 2018, the high school dropout tweeted a quote from an article predicting, “climate change will wipe out all of humanity unless we stop using fossil fuels over the next five years.” In other words, the point of no return is 2023. In other words, nothing can be done if we do not stop using fossil fuels by 2023.

Well, if nothing can be done, that means the entire environmental movement might as well pack up and go home.

This is the 54th prediction these enviro-fascists have had to take back. 54 dire predictions about the environment, and not one of them—not one!—has come true. The environmental movement is 0-54. We should all eat bugs, give up our air conditioning, and turn to socialism due to climate change (which is a hoax) because this 0-54 group says so?? What’s more, should we take this weird, little scold who didn’t finish high school seriously? - John Nolte

Greta took no questions as she then excused herself to rush to meet her reservations for a first class, climate controlled private compartment on mass transit powered by fossil fuel produced electricity to continue the fourth year of her 'How Dare You' tour.

Biden Handlers Execute 'Short Con' Aimed at Gaslighting Low Information Voters

"The shell game is also known as a “short con” because it is quick, simple, and easily executed, and it can be reversed whenever the trickster feels like it. Biden’s new ersatz toughness on fiscal matters, the border, inflation, and the rest is a short con. His policy seems to move, but it is all sleight of hand.

Biden’s sudden efforts to cast himself as tough on immigration, an issue on which he is 44 points underwater in polls because of the disaster he’s created on the southern border. His abject mismanagement drew a record 2 million-plus illegal immigrants into the United States in 2022, five times as many as in the year before he took office.

To muddy the waters on immigration, he’ll do what he did on spending. With that, he used the $2 trillion federal deficit of 2020, the year of the COVID recession, as his baseline and bragged that its decline to $1.4 trillion by 2022 made him fiscally responsible for “the largest one-year drop in American history.” He treats voters as fools who can’t see through the sham. If he cuts illegal immigration, let’s say by 25%, expect him to argue in 2024, “I cut record illegal immigration by 500,000 — more than any president in history.” Yadda, yadda!

This is an old political trick — screw things up and create a mess, and then when you make a few repairs, you hope to win praise for them while not getting any blame for creating the crisis in the first place.

Biden is now, supposedly, an immigration hawk, not a border destroyer; a deficit cutter, not a profligate spender; an inflation fighter — remember the laughably named Inflation Reduction Act — not a mad modern monetary theorist; and is also suddenly tough on crime, not the criminals’ best friend." - Hugo Gurdon

It's a shell game. Rhetoric intended to dupe his base - low info blacks, MSNBC soft skulls and Xanax infused suburban white female voters - to create confusion about what his policy really is.

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