Monday, March 27, 2023

Well, Houston Has Never Had a Mayor That Wears a Go-cart Tire on Her Head Before

Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee Announces Bid for Mayor of Houston


Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee, best known to readers of DMF as the women who appears to wear a Go-Cart Tire on her head, who represents one of the most racially gerrymandered districts in the entire country and is often mistaken for Bert the Farting Hippo of the Houston Zoo, wants to be Queen of Houston Texas.

Lee's run for Mayor of Houston brings the longtime political hack back to where she initially started her career in local politics as an at-large Houston City Council member from 1990 to 1994. Her federal political career began in 1995 representing the Texas 18th Congressional District and accomplished little other than making dramatically bigoted speeches from the house floor and mumbling nonsense on cable news like Al Sharpton's clown show on MSNBC.

Houston, you have our prayers.

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, March 26, 2023

Sunday Soothingness

For your Sunday Soothingness, a choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Blog Editrix's personal digs, a guitar duet by Peter Frampton and jazz great Larry Carlton, of a rendition of  the Miles Davis Classic "All Blues" from Frampton's 2019 Album of the same name. It pairs well with a nice adult beverage of your liking.
 

Saturday, March 25, 2023

The Most Compelling Argument for the Oxford Comma I've Yet Seen.

I have been accused of not using, or improperly using commas in my post by insufferable Karens both male & female. For they are forgiven because they know not I was raised in the French language that we all know doesn't give a flying fuk about the King's English.  But, at least I was taught to use the comma before the “and” in a list…it’s just more clear that way. 👇 ðŸ˜‚

Friday, March 24, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

 ~ No Tuxedos Required ~

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music

Thursday, March 23, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Reader for Now Because She Has Three Projects Going at Once and as Chaos Rules at the Moment, She's Way to Busy to Produce and Present a Post of Magnificence and Superior Quality Her Marvelous, Handsome & Enlightened Readers Have Come to Expect and Deserve. *cough*    

So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Bitch, Rant or Share Ye Links. 

And As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight.......and Use the Damn Coasters.

Tuesday, March 21, 2023

So There’s This Big Rumor Going Around....

.....a rumor DJT is gonna be arrested. I really don’t know all the specifics and I do not care.

This nakedly political oppression under the color of law is just another step in a long series of abuses and usurpations. We see it every day, especially on days close to an election. But really, it’s everywhere, every day. Sometime just lurking in the darkness. 

I don’t know what will happen. Maybe these headlines get packed away in a box to be deployed at a later date. Maybe there’s just some paper moved. I can’t imagine a perp-walk. And anyway, I don’t know what I’ll do. Probably nothing. Maybe something.

Say what you will about Trump, how much you don’t like him, the charges are valid, and there’s this tape you see….. whatever. Democrats do not get so much as threatened with anything, whereas Republicans get impeached, investigated, and prosecuted. I do not care about the specifics. It’s the pattern which matters, and which is undeniable.

I don’t expect to convince anybody of anything — I’m hardly convinced myself — and I certainly won’t begrudge the RTs and the NTs their reluctance to get worked up over this on the particulars. The pattern, however, is probably where we will find more common ground on the right. 

The knob on an awful machine is set for DJT. Do they dare fire it?

Regrettable conflict have started for reasons less directly, less visibly, less obviously a casus belli. We may be in the early throes of the collapse of what has been called “the everything bubble” for the last decade. Bad time to strike a match.

~Thank You Gator Doug @the Daily Gator for the Linkage! ~

Monday, March 20, 2023

Climate Grifters Move the Goalposts Yet Again


THE END IS NEAR!!!! 
I know, I know, forget what we said in the past 50 years or so.
THIS TIME WE REALLY REALLY MEAN IT!!!!

A Good Monday Morning