Sunday, February 4, 2024

A New Year - A New You

I post this only as a public service. We here at DMF have always prided ourselves with unceasing efforts to help create a well informed citizenry, as with our ongoing Public Service Educational Crash Course Series. This was sent to me by one of our smart-ass loyal readers, whom I have a strong suspicion is divorced.........or soon will be.

MEN  TEACHING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER 
 REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By FEBRUARY 13, 2024 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .


Class 1:  Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 2 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2:  Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 3:  Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
Class 4:  Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5:  Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 2 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6:  How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7:  Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8:  Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT! Three nights; Monday , Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 
Class 9:  How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon , 2 hours.
Class 10:  Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 11:  How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 
Class 12:  I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Friday, February 2, 2024

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

 ~ No Tuxedos Required ~

    Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music  

Thursday, February 1, 2024

Your Obligatory Black History Month Post

Yes my beloved readers, it's that time again. Time to be bombarded on the vision tube with short commercial interludes, moments informing us of about obscure Black History and heroic figures like Osborne D. Washington, (1849-1920) the blind freed slave that invented the left handed spatial rivet giggler, without which the modern skyscraper would not be possible. Thanks O.D.W!

It's also time the media dawns their african beads and present us in-depth specials of stories of Black History. You know, like NPR interviewing the editors of race obsessed media outlets to give us their stories of obscure history (intentionally hidden from them) like the black archeologist Jackson Lee Jefferson who, while digging for sand clams in the Egyptian desert in 1912, found hieroglyphics near the pyramid field that once translated, included the words "Mercedes Benz", proving beyond doubt the ancient Egyptians invented the automobile. Jackson Lee Jefferson mysteriously disappeared soon after his discovery. February is always a good time for the crazies to get their 15 minutes.

So without further ado....let's do this and get it over with. 
 
Great Moments in Black History

A young Barry Soetoro, after missing the ball on the 3rd strike, turns to
the umpire and announces he is changing the rules.

Little Barry's continuing failure to hit the ball proved to be a preview of
much bigger failure in the future. 

Note: Eventually, Barry grew up, changed his name and played with other balls.

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS and

Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Biden’s Situation Room Meeting Regarding Iran…

Notice all the name placards on the table are facing Biden so he doesn’t forget the names of his own cabinet members and advisors when addressing them, including Vice President Harris…

(WH photo via AP)

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Is the Electoral Fix Already In?

The 2024 presidential race increasingly looks like it will be decided by lawyers, not voters, as Democrats unveil plans for America's first lawfare election. The fix is in. To “protect democracy,” democracy is already being canceled. We just haven’t admitted the implications of this to ourselves yet.

Excerpts from a must read MATT TAIBBI Substack

"For over a year, the Biden administration and its surrogates have dropped hint after hint that the plan for winning in 2024 — against Donald Trump or anyone else — might involve something other than voting.  Lawsuits in multiple states have been filed to remove Trump from the ballot; primaries have been canceled or invalidated; an ominous Washington Post editorial by Robert Kagan, husband to senior State official Victoria Nuland, read like an APB to assassins to head off an “inevitable” Trump dictatorship; and on January 11th of this year, leaders of a third party group called “No Labels” sent an amazing letter to the Department of Justice, complaining of a “conspiracy” to stop alternative votes.

Authored by former NAACP director Ben Chavis, former Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman, former Director of National Intelligence Dennis Blair, former North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory, and former Assistant U.S. Attorney and Iran-Contra Special Counsel Dan Webb, the No Labels letter described a meeting of multiple advocacy groups aligned with the Democratic party. In the 80-minute confab, audio of which was obtained by Semafor, a dire warning was issued to anyone considering a third-party run:
"Through every channel we have, to their donors, their friends, the press, everyone — everyone — should send the message: If you have one fingernail clipping of a skeleton in your closet, we will find it… If you think you were vetted when you ran for governor, you’re insane. That was nothing. We are going to come at you with every gun we can possibly find. We did not do that with Jill Stein or Gary Johnson, we should have, and we will not make that mistake again."
If this is how Beltway insiders talk about how to keep Joe Lieberman or Ben Chavis out of politics, imagine what they say about Trump?

We don’t have to imagine. Three and a half years ago, in June and July of 2020, an almost exactly similar series of features to a recent NBC story began appearing in media, describing another “loose network” of “bipartisan officials,” also meeting “quietly” to war-game scenarios in case “Trump loses and insists he won,” as the Washington Post put it.

That group, which called itself the Transition Integrity Project (TIP), involved roughly 100 former officials, think-tankers, and journalists who gathered to “wargame” contested election scenarios. The “loose” network included big names like former Michigan governor and current Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm, and former Hillary Clinton campaign chief John Podesta, who in his current role as special advisor to President Joe Biden overseeing the handout of roughly $370 billion in “clean energy” investments is one of the most powerful people in Washington.

Podesta played Joe Biden in one TIP simulation, and in one round refused to accede to a “clear Trump win,” threatening instead to seize a bloc of West Coast states including California (absurdly dubbed “Cascadia”) and secede. Podesta’s “frankly ridiculous move,” as one TIP participant described it, was so over the top that a player leaked it to media writer Ben Smith of the New York Times:
A group of former top government officials called the Transition Integrity Project actually gamed four possible scenarios, including one that doesn’t look that different from 2016: a big popular win for Mr. Biden, and a narrow electoral defeat. 
They cast John Podesta, who was Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman, in the role of Mr. Biden. They expected him, when the votes came in, to concede...But Mr. Podesta… shocked the organizers… he persuaded the governors of Wisconsin and Michigan to send pro-Biden electors to the Electoral College. In that scenario, California, Oregon, and Washington then threatened to secede from the United States if Mr. Trump took office.
The Podesta episode was worse than reported, with the secession proposal coming on “advice from President Obama,” used as leverage to a) secure statehood for Washington, DC and Puerto Rico b) divide California into five states to increase its Senate representation, and c) “eliminate the Electoral College,” among other things. TIP authors also warned Trump’s behavior could “push other actors, including, potentially, some in the Democratic Party, to similarly engage in practices that depart from traditional rule of law norms, out of perceived self-defense......”  

On Sunday, January 14th, NBC News ran an eye-catching story: “Fears grow that Trump will use the military in ‘dictatorial ways’ if he returns to the White House.” It described “a loose-knit network of public interest groups and lawmakers” that is “quietly” making plans to “foil any efforts to expand presidential power” insisting Trump will misuse the Department of Defense to execute civilian political aims.

NBC’s quotes from former high-ranking defense and intelligence officials about possible preemptive mutiny were interesting on their own.  Bearing in mind that many of the people involved were also Russiagate actors. 
READ MUCH MORE HERE

Saturday, January 27, 2024

We Are Living In James Madison’s Nightmare.

When Madison wrote his first contribution to the Federalist Papers, Federalist #10, he described the greatest threat to the new republic as the growth of a powerful “faction” that might eventually seize control of government itself. He worried would tear the nation apart by fostering phony differences between people and then pitting them against each other.

As dangerous as faction was, though, he believed that the checks-and-balances he and his colleagues had written into our Constitution would prevent any one special interest group from ever rising up and taking over, to the disadvantage of everybody else.
“Among the numerous advantages promised by a well constructed union, none deserves to be more accurately developed than its tendency to break and control the violence of faction.” 
And he was very clear about what he meant with that word: 
“By a faction, I understand a number of citizens, whether amounting to a majority or a minority of the whole, who are united and actuated by some common impulse of passion, or of interest, adverse to the rights of other citizens, or to the permanent and aggregate interests of the community.” (emphasis mine) 
Unfortunately, wealthy and powerful factions “adverse to the rights of other citizens” have arisen several times in American history. Each time they have torn our nation apart. The most famous was the faction of a few hundred fabulously rich democrat plantation owners in the South who had ended democracy in those states and then reached out to end democracy in the entire nation. Stopping that authoritarian faction claimed an estimated 620,000 American lives. 

Today, things that most Americans want (first rate healthcare, a good education system, clean environment, a sensible social welfare safety net, fair trade, strong middle class, safe streets) don’t get done by Congress, but things the democrat Gucci Marxist want (unlimited immigration, censorship, oppressive regulations, restricted personal freedom, forcing Americans to pay a continuing higher price for energy and transportation in the name of a mythical crisis, prosecuting their political opponents) go forward almost unhindered, with media complicity.

Tragically, a faction of the morbidly rich democrat donors and big media owners in America have chosen an age-old, time-tested method for rallying support around their wholly-owned democrat politicians: fear and the tribal instinct it provokes in many people.

Research finds that people inclined to leftist authoritarianism also react more strongly to stress than most people, are more easily disgusted by things like body odor, and are more likely to be germaphobes' and frightened by the prospect of illness.

People who blindly follow leftist authoritarian leaders, such as the puppet of the shadow handlers of the present occupant of the White house, also feel a strong need to be part of  "the in-group" where they feel safe, and are less likely to engage in critical thinking about information presented to them in media sources like the caustic propaganda arm MSNBC.

They have a higher need for “epistemic certainty” (closure), have poorer reasoning skills, and are more likely to be afflicted with “cognitive inflexibility” (they don’t think things through well). As a result, they’re far more vulnerable to political lies and disinformation.

This is why the wealthy Gucci Marxist who own and run major media, the Green Commies and the DNC, constantly harp on threats to Americans, particularly perceived threats to racial minorities and the more recent phase du jour "Democracy is under assault": it works. One study found it doesn't even matter if a threat is real or not; people simply have to believe it possible. Hate boils slowly.  


~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Friday, January 26, 2024

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

 ~ No Tuxedos Required ~

    Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music