Sarah Sanders Says Whining Kids Best Practice For Dealing With Media

DC - While White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders cherishes her role as a mother of three children 6 years and under, she doesn’t shy away from the fact that there are difficult motherhood days – similar to dealing with CNN’s Jim Acosta.

In an interview with the Daily Caller she was asked “What’s more difficult: Dealing with your children on an onerous day or dealing with [CNN reporter] Jim Acosta?” 

“Both of them whine pretty regularly. They both like to ask the same questions and sometimes their tone needs to be adjusted a little bit. So I think that having kids has prepared me for the job that I have right now. In all seriousness, I think that having kids is great preparation for anything – especially a job you need patience for and they have certainly prepared me for this one.”

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Evidently In Canada It's Against The Law To Take Your Bear To Dairy Queen

Down here we take live Tigers to football games. According to The UK Guardian, who watches intently over the Canadian subjects of The Crown, as well as 'Those People' to the south, report a Canadian zoo faces charges after taking a bear out for ice cream at a local Dairy Queen. Yes, a private zoo in Alberta is facing charges after a bear from the facility was taken through a drive-thru DQ in a pickup truck and hand-fed ice cream.

News of the adventure to DQ came to light earlier this year after Discovery Wildlife Park, located north of Calgary posted a video on social media showing a one-year-old Kodiak bear, known as Berkley, sitting in the driver's seat leaning out of the truck’s window, enthusiastically licking an ice cream cone held by the owner of the Dairy Queen.

The zoo’s owner Doug Bos, said that wildlife officials had not necessarily taken issue with the bear’s outing to Dairy Queen, but rather the zoo’s failure to request permission beforehand. Bos said the drive-thru run had posed no danger to the public, as it had taken place before the Dairy Queen had opened for the day and that the bear had been secured throughout the entire outing. Wildlife officials in Alberta said that the zoo and its owners are now facing two charges.

“Under the terms and conditions of the zoo’s permit, the charges are directly related to the alleged failure of the park to notify the provincial government prior to the bear leaving the zoo." 

The Zoo owner emphasised the difference between bears in the wild and the zoo’s bears, describing those in the facility as hand-raised and well-trained, and had even learned to pee in a cup in order to participate in a Scottish veterinarian’s study aimed at measuring baseline norms for bears. “These bears aren’t just your average bear that we go snag out of the wild and do this.” The zoo’s owner said he planned to plead guilty to the charges.

I guess these things can happen when you let the bear drive....

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Damn Maxine. Take a Pill Gurl!!

"And no, I do not yield one second to you! Not one second!"

Heated exchange between Rep. Mike Kelly and Rep. Maxine Waters on the US House floor. pic.twitter.com/ea44Hi9J5c

— NBC News (@NBCNews) May 11, 2018

Maybe If Ya Just Quit Breaking The Law........That'd Be Great

Former Leading Member of The Congressional Caucus Of Black Folks, 
US Representative From Chicago, Pervert and Convicted Felon, Mel Reynolds

If you were to tell the former congressman "Go Back To Africa" you'd be racist. But not to worry, he's going back to Africa. There is just one small detail. He can't go till his jail term is over. Mel Reynolds is leaving because America is too racist and the justice system keeps convicting the democrat of crimes he has committed. The honorable Mr. Reynolds was convicted Thursday for tax evasion and sentenced to 6 months in prison.

Reynolds was once a US House Representative from Illinois in the early 1990’s, but had to resign after he was busted and subsequently convicted on 12 counts of sexual assault, obstruction of justice and solicitation of child pornography for a sexual relationship he had with an underage campaign worker. Before the ink was even dry on the judge’s order, Reynolds was also convicted on a variety of bank and wire fraud charges. Reynolds should have spent 11 years in prison, but luckily for him, then-President Bill Clinton who is sympathetic to both rape and fraud, commuted his sentence.

You’d think he would have learned his lesson and straightened up but he was again arrested on tax evasion charges. And yes, this sentence is racist according to the disgraced democrat. He even argued with the judge over the relatively short prison term he received:

"To put me in jail serves what purpose? To teach me a lesson? … I’ve been taught about this racist society … every day of my life."

Reynolds could have gotten 4 years and the prosecutor was seeking 2, but he only got 6 months so this racism couldn’t be any more obvious. Speaking to reporters outside of the courthouse, Reynolds said he’s had enough of this racist society:

“I’m going home to Africa. I’ve given up on America because how long do African-Americans put up with this nonsense?”

Here’s where things get kind of interesting. As we wrote in 2014's 'Former Chicago Congressman Arrested on Porn Charges', while Reynolds was trying to avoid justice on his tax evasion charge, he was living as an illegal alien in Zimbabwe. He was arrested in the African nation on pornography charges related to making sex tapes with a local woman. He was also charged for skipping out on a $24,000 hotel bill. Reynolds was deported from Zimbabwe, but according to him he left on his own because he was fleeing “death squads.”

This guy can’t seem to go anywhere without getting in trouble with the law. Funny thing is, Reynolds replaced Gus Savage as Chicago congressional rep.  Savage, a racist anti-Semite who tried to rape a Peace Corps volunteer during a congressional trip to Zaire and was accused of a drive-by shooting that injured Reynolds during the election campaign. After Reynolds resigned from Congress, Jesse Jackson Jr., who was himself was convicted of fraud, took his seat. Voters of that district really know how to pick ‘em, don’t they?

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Noted Baseball Aficionado Rips Mike Pence In Vicious Op-ed

Anyone over the age of 30 would probably recognize his name. I once myself admired him not just for the fact we shared a common passion, the game of baseball, but for what I learned from his intellectual and often stiletto defense of conservatism and the Reagan years of America, as well as his ability to neuter liberal lunacy.  But like so many formerly respected people on the right, the Pulitzer Prize-winning newspaper columnist, journalist, and author fell victim to Trump Derangement Syndrome.  He now has sadly come to sound gaseous, smug and irrelevant, reduced to conversing with the intellectually challenged as a guest on MSNBC. Any hope he would redeem himself and come back into the light seems lost with a scathing Op-ed attack on Mike Pence. 

via Chicks On The Right: 

Five minutes and a dictionary. That’s what you’ll need before you dive into George Will’s scathing op-ed on Vice President Mike Pence. Here’s the opening paragraph. It’s dripping with intellectual snobbery.

"Donald Trump, with his feral cunning, knew. The oleaginous Mike Pence, with his talent for toadyism and appetite for obsequiousness, could, Trump knew, become America’s most repulsive public figure. And Pence, who has reached this pinnacle by dethroning his benefactor, is augmenting the public stock of useful knowledge. Because his is the authentic voice of today’s lickspittle Republican Party, he clarifies this year’s elections: Vote Republican to ratify groveling as governing." 

Translation: Will just called Pence a submissive, greasy, butt-kissing pig man. He’s just getting warmed up. 

"Last June, a Trump Cabinet meeting featured testimonials offered to Dear Leader by his forelock-tugging colleagues. His chief of staff, Reince Priebus, caught the spirit of the worship service by thanking Trump for the “blessing” of being allowed to serve him. The hosannas poured forth from around the table, unredeemed by even a scintilla of insincerity. Priebus was soon deprived of his blessing, as was Tom Price. 

Before Price’s ecstasy of public service was truncated because of his incontinent enthusiasm for charter flights, he was the secretary of health and human services who at the Cabinet meeting said, “I can’t thank you enough for the privileges you’ve given me.” The vice president chimed in but saved his best riff for a December Cabinet meeting when, as The Post’s Aaron Blake calculated, Pence praised Trump once every 12 seconds for three minutes: “I’m deeply humbled. . . . ” Judging by the number of times Pence announces himself “humbled,” he might seem proud of his humility, but that is impossible because he is conspicuously devout and pride is a sin. 

Trump is what he is, a floundering, inarticulate jumble of gnawing insecurities and not-at-all compensating vanities, which is pathetic. Pence is what he has chosen to be, which is horrifying."

COTR 

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What an illuminating assemblage of defecation. Or as a commoner would say, a flaming pile of crap.  This is the most intellectual masturbatory things I have ever read from Will, verbose for the sake of verbosity. If I didn't know better, I'd say this was a parody of what a “leftist intellectual” sounds like in the throes of depression. Sadly, he meant every word........

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