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MSNBC is Straight Up a Cult

As one of the 99.9% of Americans who never or rarely ever watch MSNBC, my viewing habits were unaffected by the reports of the hissy fits triggered by the hiring and then firing of a failed RNC chairwoman. The pull of bias at MSNBC has so completely collapsed into itself like a cognitive black hole that there is not even room for a token punching bag RINO on staff. 

At his peak, Rush Limbaugh’s audience was 20-40 times larger than any show on MSNBC. Limbaugh and Fox News provided content and a viewpoint that was not available in the media echo chambers online, in print, or on the air. The appeal was because it offered a substantive challenge to the prevailing intellectually lazy, leftish orthodoxy.

In stark contrast, MSNBC is itself a circling of the wagons against any challenge to that orthodoxy, presenting highly distilled versions of The Narrative often using some deeply pathetic presenters and “experts”. Limbaugh’s audience was forced to listen to the other side from many outlets all day and welcomed support for the resistance he led, glad that a debate was undertaken and appreciative of the sheer novelty of common-sense pushback. MSNBC literally wants to prevent such debate.

The use of caricature, fear, an aversion to disobedient facts, and a strange common smugness create a well-defined but small and self-limited audience. It is a cult that thinks it is speaking to the nation. The weird thing is that a show in which articulate conservatives and non-zombie liberals conducted respectful, focused debates with informative interviews of real experts could probably double or triple MSNBC’s net audience in the evening slots; even allowing for the departure of most of their bubble-dwelling regulars, who would be triggered, offended and horrified. But there is a greater probability of LGBTQ+ concerns being debated on Saudi or Iranian news channels than such an event happening on MSNBC.

Scientists Report Society Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

JTP Hogsdon and His Non Diverse USWCM Social Media Research Team

A Middle Finger News Service Exclusive:

Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports. The appearance of the phenomenon is being called "Macrocephalic Sesquipedalian Neuroleptic Brain Cataplexy" or MSNBC for short - but not to be confused with typical destructive Liberal Brain Shrivel. 

The research, conducted  Dr. JTP Hogsdon  and his team at the University of Southern West Central Minnesota (Go Crimson Frogs!), identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them. More worryingly, Hogsdon told us, as facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.  The normal functions of human consciousness have been completely nullified by this MSNBC.

"What we find most puzzling are the strain of fact-resistant humans that seem to deny that aiming a gun at a law enforcement officer is not going to end well, strapping a bomb to themselves does not advance the religion of peace, and most puzzling to us in our findings, why people continue to vote Democrat?" 

While scientists have no clear understanding of the mechanisms that prevent the fact-resistant humans from absorbing data, they theorize that the strain may have developed the ability to intercept and discard information en route from the auditory nerve to the brain. 

While reaffirming the gloomy assessments of the study, Dr. Hogsdon held out hope that the threat of fact-resistant humans could be mitigated in the future. “Our research is very preliminary, but it's possible that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen,” he said.

The Lessons of History Evidently Mean Nothing.........

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A Good Monday Morning

Serpent Head Speaks: The State of the Dem Party - Seeing your Grandma Naked - Too many Preachy Females.

Democratic strategist James Carville spoke to the New York Times of his overall disgust and disapproval of the current state of the Democratic Party. With his typical Cajun demeanor, Serpent Head took a swing at Biden poll numbers saying looking at them was equivalent to "walking in on your grandma naked." 

Despite his scathing take, Carville did add, "I actually like Biden. He's a tenacious guy that's had a real life."

Yeah, not many guys have actually sold their own driveway.

Despite his overall approval of Biden, Carville said that he suspected there to be too many "preachy females" in the party, who are turning-off black male voters, the mouth breathers of 'The Squad,'who are just to the left of the marxist wing of the party.  He also complained that "woke stuff is killing us' and that the left was talking in a language that Americans did not understand".

Carville recently made the news after referring to Marjorie Taylor Greene who heckled Biden's SOTU speech as 'white trash'. "I tell people I have the equivalent of a Ph.D. in white trashology, and you saw real white trash on display." "And let me say something about ... Marjorie Taylor Greene. She really needs a fashion consultant. Can I recommend George Santos?"🤣

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