The Southeastern Conference Welcomes Sooners and Longhorns to the Family.......Reluctantly.

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CNN’s Dana Bash and the Oldest Profession

You could see it. Dana Bash struggled to ask questions she didn’t want to ask, because she knew that even the easiest question would tax the dim-witted woman Bash and her employer were committed to promoting. You could see the discomfort on her face. There may yet be a spark down there, deep inside, screaming at her betrayal of what she imagined her career would be.

Bash: How do you explain your apparent change of position on [name an issue; she’s changed them all]?

Harris: “My position/feelings/values have not changed,” despite her positions having changed completely on essentially everything.

I thought Dana Bash actually looked pained knowing that she was prostituting her professional reputation, whatever is left of it, in service to such a stunning mediocrity. No follow-ups, no “but you said” responses, nothing that would justify one calling oneself a journalist. No evidence at all that she wasn’t on the DNC payroll.

Did Bash think to herself, I am throwing away the dregs of my integrity for you, and I’m so much better than that? Or did she just smile, and think of CNN?

Keeping a woman of Harris’ resounding incompetence afloat must necessarily drown countless others. In some ways, the worst thing about this fraud of a campaign is that it demands so much from those who sacrifice their integrity in order to throw Harris the softballs that are absolutely essential to her survival, softballs that Harris nonetheless whiffs with embarrassing consistency, whiffs with the lack of self-awareness that only truly stupid people can pull off with confidence.

She is a joke of a candidate, a ludicrous mistake. Trump is a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them.

She could still win: Our press is that bad. But she will win only if the press drags her lying ass across the finish line, its collective hand placed firmly over her mouth, whispering, “Just shut up” every step of the way.

Your Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread.

Well, looks like kamala and her new pet Tim are doing a made for TV, edited so-call interview this evening - Thursday will mark in earnest the beginning of a new era in College Football -  and we are closer to Orwell's book than we were at the beginning of the decade.  And I need a tropical get away.

So, in lieu of sending out $100 gift cards to spend at your local pub/titty bar this Labor day, Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, will just turn things over to you to espouse your words of wisdom or what whatever you call it.

Just remember. Regular ground rules apply. Repeated violations will result in a trip to the chipper.  The floor is open, and use the coasters.

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America’s Nuclear Deterrent Must Be Queered!!

“Queering nuclear weapons: How LGBTQ+ inclusion strengthens security and reshapes disarmament.
 It’s about people. Equity and inclusion for queer people is not just a box-ticking exercise in ethics and
 social justice; it is also essential for creating effective nuclear policy.” - Sneha Nair.

Yes boys and girls, this is an actual proposal from one Sneha Nair, a Soros, and Qatar-funded, foreign educated Biden-Harris special assistant at the National Nuclear Security Administration. This brilliant young woman aims to eradicate the “white supremacy” in the nuclear field and “queer” nuclear weapons as part of an overall effort to apply a regimen of DEI to…wait for it…”explore how DEI can contribute to stronger security at nuclear facilities. Nair argues queer theory, which she defined as a field of study, closely related to feminist theory: 

"that examines sex- and gender-based norms can help change how nuclear practitioners, experts, and the public think about nuclear weapons. Queer theory also identifies how "the nuclear weapons discourse is gendered: Nuclear deterrence is associated with 'rationality' and 'security,' while disarmament and justice for nuclear weapon victims are coded as 'emotion' and a lack of understanding of the 'real' mechanics of security." 

 WHAT!???

Is Ms. Nair an improvement over the last brilliant nuclear official from the administration—the transvestite and kleptomaniac—whose specialty was stealing luggage with women’s designer clothes and then wearing the stolen merchandise in social media posts or at parties with his transvestite friends? Well, she’s arguably worse, if that’s possible. Where do they get these freaks???

It’s not exactly certain how one “queers” the nuclear arsenal even as this notion may be worthy of the awarding of an advanced degree at most universities. I'm not sure all this involves fashion and makeup tips for weapon officers, or perhaps for a really patriarchal change, ICBM redesign surgery, because missiles shouldn’t look so phallic.

One can only imagine how an interview might have gone with this woman and the late Admiral Hyman Rickover, who grilled prospective nuclear submarine commanders and could make grown men cry…not that that’s a tall hurdle nowadays. Of course, now that the Biden-Harris administration has imposed woke indoctrination and DEI promotions throughout America’s armed forces, and where servicemen and women were encouraged to have their fingernails and toenails painted in the rainbow colors of the LGBTQ+WTF flag – is there any doubt that a Harris-Walz circus would double-down on such lunacy and further diminish the strength and effectiveness of America’s national security infrastructure?

[Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists.]

[Energy.gov]

Time to Help Kammy Pick Cabinet Secretary Considerations

If Kamala manages to get elected (God Help Us All) there will be considerations to take account of because of her gender, in that she will need extra time to make herself presentable to her subjects and the lights of the media. This makes the people around her all the more important in destruction of the Republic.  So let's give her some suggestions. 

 

Y'all can Cut & Pasty the list into the comments if you want.  

Cabinet Secretaries: 

1. Secretary of State -  
2. Attorney General - 
3. Secretary of Defenses -
4. DEI - Czar
5. Homeland Insecurity -
6. Treasury -
7. Celebrity Affairs - 
8. Transportation -
9. Education -
10. Energy -
11. Housing and Urban Destruction  -
12. Health and POC Services -
13.  Agriculture -
14. Black Girl Affairs -

Bonus: 

A - White House Press Secretary -

B - White House DJ -

C - Oh F**k! You Said What?!! (aka Chief of Staff) -

 

A Good Monday Morning

Why We Can't Have Nice Things!!

It has pissed me off to no end the lack of pushback from Trump and his surrogates in years past allowing the media to define what "Make America Great Again" really means. That lack of pushback bolstered the media propagandist word and handed them the club to which they have bludgeoned DJT and supporters. 

It's a goddamn shame it took a democrat, and a fucking Kennedy at that, to publicly state simply what should have been clearly put forth every time a believer in MAGA appeared on any platform from day one that reached a media audience.