Your Attendance Has Been Approved for the Latest Long Awaited Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You gives you another opportunity to leave your mark on history and possibly, but not likely, be admired by future generations for your wit & wisdom in this latest renowned and much anticipated Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread. *the crowd cheers* 

 You know the rules. You know what to do. The floor is yours..... 

This week your glorious exercise in Free Speech is brought to you by:

Popeyes Louisiana Kitchens. Umm Umm!

 

Your Mid-Week Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

Lots and lots of crazy shit happening now days and I know youse guys have an opinion about some of it. We got another legendary rock musician packed their gear for the great gig in the sky. We got commies jumpin' out of the trees everywhere. We got democrats demanding we pay reparations to.... ..wait for.......CUBA.  And still no one pays any attention when I say space aliens are spraying crazy gas into our atmosphere! Just wait. You'll See! 

So dawn you blogging thongs and let it rip. Ground rules remain the same (any questions please refer to your 'Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread Handbook',third edition, for any clarifications).  And use the coasters! The floor is now open........

This week Your Glorious Exercise in Free Speech

 is Sponsored By:

 

Old Dead White Guys. 

Cause They Had Stuff to Say. 

Your Official Week Ending Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread!

Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

Friends, Patriots , Countrymen. Lend Me Your Ears. This day, the Second Day of May in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty Five, Your Beloved Blog Editrix Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, proclaims this hour of this day the opening of Your Official Week Ending Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread!  All in Favor say "I".

Don Your Blogging Thongs and As Always, Keep All Weapons In Plain Sight and No Unnecessary Farting.  

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This week your glorious exercise in free speech is brought to you by:

The East And West Coast Chapters of the DEMOCRAT PARTY

Your Almost Semi-World Famous Official Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows y'all done experienced anothing week of mileage around the sun and undoubtedly made many memories and got more smarter than last time we got together and she knows y'all anxious to share with us all.  So she now reluctantly turns things over again to you.

Regular House Rules apply. Penalties will be administered with extreme prejudice.  Therefore and forthwith, the floor is now open.

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

It's been another wild week on the democrat crazy train of hate and chaos. And with the events of this week so far, it's gonna be even better than watching Bernie Sanders doing a header off the stage at one of his "Lying Commie Sack o' Shit Rally Tour". 

So you got somethin' to say now is the time because you never know. Down the road you could get hit in the head with some falling space debris full of blue clad menopausal women astro-nots or something and get a case of brain damage. And who in the hell would want to take you serious with brain damage?

So your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, suggest y'all get with it and dawn your blogger thongs and let it rip. Remember, Regular Ground Rules Apply. And don't even think about violating. (I have friends in El Salvador)

The floor is now open.

Here's Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, is just exhausted after watching the crazy train insanity of democrats and the hate filled obese middle-aged black women & testosterone challenged men of the media after all the news of things yesterday.  So she turns things over to you to espouse your words of wisdom or whatever you call it.

Just remember. Regular ground rules apply. Repeated violations will result in severe spankings. The floor is open, and use the coasters.

I Think We're Gonna Need a Bigger Book Shelf. 

Your Somewhat Rare Early Mid-Week Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, is presently up to her bloomers in unexpected business that was thrown our way.  She simply doesn't have the time at the moment  to present you proper Pulitzer level work of informative informational knowledge that her readers have come to expect.  I hear you laughing. 

So reluctantly she gives you the floor. Y'all know the rules. They haven't changed. Behave. 

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This week your glorious exercise in free speech is sponsored by:

 

 The International Association of  Professional People Who Stare at Paintings: 

 

The IAPPWSP has announced the discovery and authentication of the centuries' old rumor of an alternate version, egg tempera on wood, of the famous "Last Supper" fresco by Leo Da Vinci. The rumors from after Da Vinci's death had the mysterious painting titled  "The Last Get Together". 

People Who Stare at Paintings found written in De Vinci's own hand on the back of the wood panel the title; "Jack sono Wild e non leccatevi le cianfrusaglie al tavolo, ragazzi"  Roughly translated to english reads "Jacks are are Wild and No Licking your junk at the table, boys."

Time for This Weeks Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

It is finally Springtime and Love is in the Air. Oh wait, that's barbecue. Moving forward, Your Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, opens up the floor for you to dazzle us with wit and knowledge. So Don Your Blogging Thongs and get with it before she changes her mind.

Yes My Friends, It's Time for Your Latest Official Midweek Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

It's been almost 2 weeks since the last Big Ass Open Thread and lots has happened. So Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows y'all possess a new brain wrinkle or two and are overflowing with newly absorbed knowledge and opinion you're anxious to share with us all. 

Therefore and forthwith, she opens up the floor. So Don Your Blogging Thongs and dazzle us with wit and knowledge. Regular house rules apply. And use the damn coasters!

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This week your glorious exercise in free speech is sponsored by: 

The Antarctica Travel and Tourist Bureau.

 (Tip: Be careful taking directions from native Antarcticans)

This Weeks Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, was in such a quandary because there is so many things happening and coming so fast she just couldn't decide what to post about. So, she took a vote and she voted to have an Open Thread!

So, here it is. Right Here. Right now. Right this moment. Your Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread for the week.

Once again, I remind you that all House Rules are in still in affect. (for any rules clarifications, please refer to the Q&A section of your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread Handbook). So, keep all weapons in plain sight and use the coasters. The floor is now open.

Your Almost Semi-World Famous Official Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, who has some serious Mardi Gras stuff to take care of, again turns things over to you and a chance to possibly become a renowned international interweb legend. Seeing that didn't seem to happen last week, She gives you another shot at stardom.  It has also come to her attention someone has been slipping the Sasquatch cigarettes. He needs no more bad habits! Please refrain from this activity.

Once again, I remind you that all the Big Ass Open Thread House Rules are in still in affect. (for any rules clarifications, please refer to the Q&A section of your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread Handbook).

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This week your glorious exercise in Free Speech is in Honor of: 

Now the Most Scared Man in Washington D.C., Adam Schiff.

Your Almost Semi-World Famous Official Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, now turns things over to you and a chance to possibly become a renowned international interweb legend.

As for your Beloved Blog Editrix, she hates to admit it but she doesn't think she has ever rejoiced in others misery until now. But as she watches the democrats spew their venom as heads explode over the country being lead back into a sane direction, she finds it comical and somewhat satisfying. She tries to feel just a bit guilty, really she does, but it just won't work.

Oh Well.

The floor is now open.....you know what to do. 

This Weeks Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

This is it. Right Here. Right now. Right this moment. Your Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread for week ending 2/9. Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows you're enjoying, as much as she does, the dem's juvenile meltdown over DJT 2.0 first few weeks *crowd cheers*!  She now offers all the opportunity of a lifetime to leave your mark on history and possibly, but not likely, be admired by future generations for your wit & wisdom and opinions of the present times in which we live. Or not. 

Once again, I remind you that all House Rules are in still in affect. (for any rules clarifications, please refer to the Q&A section of your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread Handbook).

So, keep all weapons in plain sight and use the coasters. The floor is now open. 

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This week your glorious exercise in Free Speech is brought to you by:

  The 'Row Boat of Fools', Better Known as The Congressional Democrat Leadership.

Sen. Chuck and That Retarded Guy Who Can Only Speak in Phrases. 

Your First Official Trump 2.0 Era Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread

Congratulations! We have survived the Biden regime and it's corrupt excesses. Hopefully all DMFers made it unscathed financially and better for any battles endured. It's hard to believe sometime the things the country experienced and the harm Joe Biden did to the culture, and the blatant strikes at our freedoms we witnessed.  But No More!

47' came at of the gate full throttle and gettin' some shit done. Just as he promised. But many congressional roadblocks are expected and a well financed and well organized resistance lay waiting in the weeds.

So without further ado, your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Every One of You, opens up the floor for your intellectual discussions, philosophical comments, or most excellent brutal mocking and unrepentant torching of democrats and their smooth brained adherents that is a hallmark and tradition of this honorable award winning web page.  Just keep your damn feet off the furniture. Capice?!

You Know What to Do. 

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This week your glorious exercise in Free Speech is brought to you by:

The New Congressional Democratic Caucus Emotional Support Animal Corps.

Major Emo - Veteran Support Animal After Week 1

The Final Almost Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread of the Biden Years.

Yes, there is a God. A loving God that has spare us from more of a corrupt puppet and the traitorous acts of Biden and his many enablers in the dark.  Joseph Robinette Biden is a cruel stain on the history of America and that should be his primary Presidential legacy.

If so inclined, Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, welcomes your "no holds barred" farewell sentiments for Joe & his fame seeking caretaker Jill. I'll be sure and anonymously pass them along to surely be part of the "Joe Biden Library" (insert laugh track here). You know what to do. 

 The Floor is now open.

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This week your Glorious Celebration of Free Speech is brought to you by: 

The Progtard's Savior, Governor Hair Gel, The Sleazy Gavin Newsom.

Earl Done This

Your Very First Almost Semi-World Famous Official Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread of 2025!

Holy Shit! Joe Biden lands in California and LA County burst into flames!  Get that mumbling stooge outta there and back to Delaware.  And lock the door!

We're one week in and 2025 has not been uneventful to say the least. You can leave your prediction for 2025 if you like in the comments. We promise not to laugh unless you deserve it.

The floor is open.

And just a reminder that all 2024 house rules, vest pocket agreements and questionable contracts are to remain in full effect until further notice.   

Your Final 2024 Almost Semi-World Famous Official Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You gives you one last opportunity to leave your mark on history and possibly, but not likely, be admired by future generations for your wisdom in this renowned and much anticipated final Big Ass Open Thread for 2024. *the crowd cheers*

You know what to do. The floor is yours.....

Ummm.....Whatever.

 You may consider this an open thread, because I do. 

Your Almost Semi-World Famous Official Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread.

Your Blog Editrix apologizes to the loyal readers of DMF for my scant appearance here this week. I have had a very special house guest up to the Maison de Sarcastica all week. Much business was accomplished. Reasonable amounts of the fruit of the vine consumed, and many memories made. Only DJT could have had a better week than I. 

So, Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows y'all done got more smarter than last time we got together and knows you're anxious to share with us all.  So she now reluctantly turns things over again to you.

Regular House Rules apply. Penalties will be administered with extreme prejudice.  Therefore and forthwith, the floor is now open.

 

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This week your glorious exercise in Free Speech is brought to you by:

THE GRAVY LADY

"There are children worldwide in countries like Africa and especially in those Chinese countries that are too poor to ever have had gravy for their Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners. I want to change that with your help." - The Gravy Lady.

Your Almost Semi-World Famous Official 'Big Red America Is On Our Way Back' Big Ass Weekending Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Readers. 

Got Something to Say?  The Floor is Yours.

Your Open Thread Holiday Bartender is this guy. He claims to be Bill Murray,
but he has no I.D. The dog likes him so we're going with it.