This is Kinda Disturbing....

For some odd reason I found myself on X late last night when I should have been at rest. I ran across a post that had a picture of a long empty room with the challenge to upload it to your favorite AI platform and write a command to "fill the room with what it knows about you", and post it back on X. 

Now I am not a regular user of AI in any fashion. Just curiously played around and asked it one time to tell me "What is this Diogenes Middle Finger I have heard about?" 

And I used one of the image makers to put a sundress on Gavin Newsom. 😁

So I took the bait and posted up the picture to Chatwhatever. Below is the blank posted on X . Below that  is the answer to my query.

Clicky Images to Biggify

Now you are saying to yourselves that is probably not far off what you would think my abode may look like. *sigh*.  NO.  What I found disturbing, and the point of this post since you're probably wonder what all this is about and why I'm taking so long to get to the point is,  the table in the foreground is an exact copy of the one in my listening room at home. A 4x4 wood table with 9 veneer inlaid squares bordered by solid boundaries. Not gonna lie. That disturbs me.......

 

Reader Email

Occasionally, your Blog Editrix, who you know Loves Each and Every One of You, gets email asking general questions and mainly chit-chat and the occasional marriage proposal. Some correspondence are interesting *cough*, some I believe to be trolls from Reddit. Some mail really made me laugh and some surely written before their daily medication took affect. Some I thought should be answered publicly in the name an informed citizenry.

That said, you guys can stop requesting I send pictures of my breasticials, as the sheer vision of their magnificence could possibly trigger a cardiac episode in some valued readers, and I would feel responsible. So Stop. Ain't gonna happen.

 

 Here's a sample of mail before I hit the delete button. 

Jack of all Tirades@                     

Dear Ms. Jan,

Have you ever met a man and it's so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up?

Dear Jack,

No, I have never met Keith Olbermann. 

BoBo Wilson@...................................

Mrs. Sarcastica,

I remember you have mention your pets, in particular a dog and house cat Courtney I believe. My baby girl really wants a kitten from Santa and I'm trying to justify the trouble and expense. I'd appreciate any advice about being a cat owner.

My Dear BoBo,

Having a Cat teaches children valuable lessons about how likeable a attractive sociopath can be.

Whizzer43@..............................................................................

Yo Pretty Lady,

I'm just curious. What's the craziest idea you have that you nevertheless believe will, if implemented, make the world a better place for us all???

Dear Whizzer43,

I'd make cars that won't turn unless you use the turn signal.

from bejohnce@.....................

Dear Ms. Sarcastica, 
Look me in the eye baby and tell me how boats work.

Dear bejohnce, this is simple string theory metaphysics. You see, water wants to go down, so does the boat, so water pushes the boat up to get boat out of the way. The trick is you need to find a boat that wants to go down less than the water does. Once you've done that, the boat remains on top of the water (which is real slippery) you can push it.  Your welcome, and don't forget to floss.  

from crispy_fried@...........................  

Yo Dio,
Is it gay to be a man??? I mean assuming an Aristotelian view of mind-body dualism, you'd be inside a man at all times, No?

Dear Crispy, 
There are things that come to mind when reading your question, things that modern man should refrain from participation. For one is never attempt to explain our present world gone crazy in terms of the ancient philosophers. Were they alive now, they'd be standing in a pool of their own pee on a street corner in Berkeley yelling at passing cars.  But to answer your question, Yes you're Gay.

from basketcase_belinda@llllllllllllllllll 

Dear Jan,

My son accidently colored something Blue instead of Green, so I told him to just color over with Yellow and when it turned Green he asked me if I was a witch. I didn't say no. Did I do the right thing?

Dear basketcase, Hell Yeah. Advantage Belinda! 

Here's my advice. Go buy a parrot and train it to say these simple phrases:

* "I miss my hands"

* "Never break a promise to a Witch"

* "I just want to hug my kids again"

.......then I bet he will clean his fucking room!

Laura Pickner@..................

Dear Jan,

I know you're a business owner and boss, so I thought I'd ask your advice if you don't mind. I have a boss that is constantly saying me and my team are "like family" and is really starting to creep us all out. Any suggestion as to how to handle this?

Dear Laura;

If your boss continues, if it were me, I would start yelling"Your Not My Real Mom"and storm out everytime they ask you to do something.  

 

Professor Doug E.@....................... 

Ms. Jan,

I'm aware of the fact you were schooled in Europe and possess above average knowledge on the continent history. So I wondered your opinion; do you believe the fall of Rome comparable to the current situation in United States?

Dear Professor,

No I don't. Rome had good roads.

Greg Young@...........................

Dear Ms. Sarcastica,

You seemed to be a happy lady and I'd like ask something of you. I'm married to a woman who is always angry at me for something or other and I'd like to ask what makes u happy and what I could do to humor her. 

Thank you.

Greg.

Dear Greg, 

Not many people ask me for relationship advice so I'm going to assume you've exhausted all other possibilities.  May I suggest next time she goes off on you and gets angry,  drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say"now you're SUPER ANGRY!"

Maybe she'll laugh.

Maybe you'll meet Jesus. 

* Just a note: we have not seen any comments or heard from Greg. 

from bactrac24@......................... 

Dio, 
You mentioned recently you had some Scottish blood. Me Too, cousins maybe?  What is one of you favorite memories of Scotland?

Dear Bactrac, Yes, my paternal grandparents are proud Scots. I mean, Really Proud.  I never resided in Scotland but some of my fondest memories are of summer travel in the Scottish countryside.  You don't know what fun is until you witnesses a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming "a hate fuckin' hedgehogs...come at me ya jabby wee cunt" while angrily circling a hairbrush that's been dropped on the floor.

from heckler99@ooooooooooooooooo

Dear DS,

If I were to ask your best friend what legendary act they would always remember you for, what would they say.

Dear Heckler, I once told my bestest friend in all the world that I was coming to one of her epic Halloween parties dressed as Amelia Earhart. Then I never showed up.

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The Curse It Is Cast

“. . . history and even corruption itself have a way of normalizing the unbearable.” —Naomi Wolf 

via the Clusterfuck Nation 

"So, the Party of Victims has “won” the midterm election super-bigly. They crushed it. They are supreme. Everybody and his uncle voted for them overwhelmingly, in record numbers so stupefying they seem. . . a little supernatural. Yes, like they got an assist from somewhere, from someone — and probably not from the better angels of our nature, if you know what I mean. Somehow an extra 20-million ballots were cast this midterm over the previous midterm in 2022. But they were strangely distributed.

The Party of Victims has flat-out said it wants to see the president drawn, quartered, beheaded, pissed-on, and stuffed into an unmarked hole in the ground. Plus, anyone who ever worked for him or voted for him to be hurled into prison. There’s your casus belli. The curse it is cast.

The Party of Victims has also announced its intentions to shred the Constitution via legal legerdemain for the purpose of making the USA a one-party state and, as such, subservient to governing entities outside the USA. Those entities reside mainly in and around the European Union, including the EU itself, the financial elites that it serves, and an international NGO galaxy of aggrieved “activists.”

Discount any prattle coming out of the Party of Victims and their ancillaries in the news media about “our democracy.” The phrase is a ruse, aimed at malware they have already installed in your brain, straight out of Rachel Maddow’s pretty mouth. “Our democracy” is a phantom concept to disguise a political apparatus that only works for the Party of Victims. Also note: the Party of Victims wants to make victims of everybody outside their party. “Our democracy” actually means: we get to push you around and do our bidding. . . or else go off and die...." 

-  James Howard Kunstler

A Good Monday Morning

Coffee's Ready

Sunday Soothingness

Just for you, because your Blog Editrix loves each and every one of you, a bit of Soothingness for your auditory nerves.  Another choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Editrix's personal digs, a beautiful Bossa nova vibe track from Blues Guitarists Kal David featuring the vocals of Lauri Bono titled "I Idolize You" from his excellent 2010 album "Crossroads Of My Life" 

 Take a Deep Breath and Enjoy your Sunday.

 

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread!

Since there's not been much happening this week, let's hope y'all don't struggle to find something to say. But Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You will leave the floor open just in case your cat has puppies or something pisses you off and you want to vent. As for your Blog Editrix, she will hit the road this evening to be in her the 30 yard line seat for the 91st meeting of LSU and Alabama.  I will be the one in purple. 

And we are just tickled shitless to announce the addition of the newest Big Ass Open Thread Moderator, our old friend, Roachclip Johnson!

Roachclip Johnson is an Award Winning Herbal Cultivation Reporter formerly of The Maui Wowie Free Press, and when free on bond, a contributor to Middle Finger News Service International. Roach has a masters degree in Arts & Crafts and is renowned far and wide for his Custom Bongs and Personalized Roach Clips for the beautiful people. Roach is also recognized for his charity work as founder of the legendary "Lost Bikini Top Retrieval and Rescue Team" of Maui Beach. 

Y'all give Roach some love in the comments.

So dawn the blogger thongs and let it rip!

Meet Your Future Speaker of the House of Representatives.

Hakeem Jeffries elaborates on the entire “democrat” platform in succinct fashion. https://t.co/kOPoDPeqCN

— FO𝕏 YOU (@F0XYOU) August 25, 2026

Hackeem is going to be a wealth of material!