Sunday, August 2, 2026

Update: Anyone Seen Tingles Matthews?? ๐Ÿง

From MIDDLE FINGER NEWS SERVICE  December 2013

Chris Matthews to Donate Leg to Obama
Presidential Library

MFNS -Washington - MSNBC political commentator Chris Matthews today announced he would proudly donate his famous "Tingling Leg" to the future Barack Obama Presidential Failure Library said to be now in the planning stage of construction. 
 
"Every since I made that statement on-air about the tingle up my leg the night of the election, the conservative bloggers have been shellacking me with it night and day!. So I plan to amputate it and donate it to the Obama Library when it opens and make all those bastards look like fools" Matthews told Middle Finger News. 


Ask if he was absolutely serious about the statement he told us,  "Look, we were indeed drinking heavily during commercial breaks in the election coverage, but on air I was sitting next to Rachel Maddow for Gods sake! And while she was wild eyed and had on a nice pair of fishnets and playing footsie under the table with Andrea Mitchell.... I know the tingle wasn't because of them! That was 100% adrenaline and admiration for Barack Obama because of the outcome of election night." 

There has at this time been no official statement from the White House, but Press Secretary Jay Carney suggested the addition of the famous amputated leg, preserved in a glass case in the entrance to the future library would be an towering symbol of the love and support by members of the media for the 44th President in his heroic struggle to save America.

" Barack will get the leg for his library.....I'll show those bastards!" said Matthews.

Editix Note: As of this writing Aug 2, 2026, Tingles Matthews has not been seen in public or heard from since the Obama Mausoleum open earlier this year. 

Matthews.......Matthews.......Matthews............


Friday, July 31, 2026

Gentlemen, You've Been Doing It Wrong. ๐Ÿคฃ

So much for all the expensive flowers, romantic candlelit dinners, and not to mention the sly safaris in search of erogenous zones. Your distant forefathers had the 411. It was all so much easier than you thought. 


~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage  ~

Wednesday, July 29, 2026

The Public Saw the Articles. Not Influence Operation Behind Them.

The names come from Natalie Winters’ investigation matching public DOJ FARA filings (on CUSEF and its PR firm) with archived CUSEF newsletters & reports that documented the trips.

The names include:

- Ezra Klein, New York Times columnist - Matthew Yglesias, Vox co-founder - Ronald Brownstein, CNN senior political analyst - Bradford Plumer, New York Times reporter - Marjorie Miller, former Associated Press vice president

- Steve Clemons, former The Hill editor-at-large - David Rohde, MS NOW senior national security reporter - Jonathan Alter, NBC News and MSNBC political analyst - David Sweeney, former NPR managing editor - Daniel Gross, former Yahoo Finance columnist

- Marilyn Geewax, former NPR senior editor - Kathleen Deveny, former Newsweek editor - Tom Omestad, former U.S. News & World Report correspondent - Steve Chapman, former Chicago Tribune columnist - Bruce Stokes, former National Journal correspondent

- Craig Gilbert, former Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Washington bureau chief - Tony Semerad, Salt Lake Tribune reporter - Shikha Dalmia, former The Week columnist - Jonathan Broder, former Newsweek senior writer

- Cristi Kempf, former Chicago Tribune associate managing editor - Jon Healey, Los Angeles Times deputy editorial page editor - Julian Pecquet, former Foreign Affairs reporter

Trip organizer CUSEF was founded by Tung Chee-hwa, a former senior official in the CCP’s United Front system, the influence apparatus Beijing uses to cultivate foreign elites and shape institutions outside China. The access went far beyond conference rooms.

Then came the coverage.......

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Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Like Don Quixote on a Three Legged Donkey

It seems so long ago Joe Biden raised his hand and bold face lied to God and the entire nation that he would faithfully carry out the duty of defending the Constitution and Country from enemies both foreign and domestic. He did neither.  His pack of rabid neo-marxist, racial identity adherence yelling "our democracy is in danger" placed in positions of power did not go unnoticed by anyone paying a least bit of attention.  

For the last decade or so a cottage industry had been building around the demand for analysis demonstrating how the Republican Party had become too extreme. By the time Vox got around to the subject, the American electorate had delivered control of every seat of power in Washington to the GOP. For all the lectures about how Republican voters had supposedly sequestered themselves in self-radicalizing cloisters, the self-righteous left were just as disinclined to look at themselves in the mirror, intentional or not. 

Democrat voters, fed a constant diet of how bad America is, are increasingly adopting a brand of extremism all their own. Some dem politicians seeking their party's nomination seem perfectly willing to tailor their policy preferences to their party’s ascendant minority of marxist extremists.

Bernie & AOC have devoted precious time on the campaign trail to stripping “socialism” of its stigma. Senator Lizzy  advocates changes to the criminal code and make illegal entry into the country no more serious than spitting on the sidewalk. The dems socialist 2026 bench appears so committed to radical one-upmanship that they embracing policies that have the support of no constituency whatsoever, like making D.C. the nation’s 51st state, an idea that most everyone opposes regardless of ideology, party affiliation, or region.

Convinced just months ago they finally had the country just outside their grasp because of the incompetence of the present administration, even with the media carrying their feces, dems are now in pillow biting mode over the DNC being dead broke and marxist rabble they let fester in their midst, and privately said to be entertaining the possibility they may not make the large anticipated gains in coming mid-terms'.

The dems most visible problem right now is NYC Comrade Zohran Mamdani. The premise of Miguel de Cervantes' novel Don Quixote maps cleanly onto politics and Mamdani's marxist makeover of NYC.

A person (or movement) becomes immersed in an idealized narrative, in Mamdani's case utopian blueprints with underlying islamo-marxism. Don Quixote's reality was windmills become giants, inns become castles, flocks of sheep become armies. In Comrade Mamdani and the New Left politics, the equivalents are institutions, opposing voters, economic data, or bureaucratic processes that get recoded as existential threats or pure evil.

Like Quixote, Mamdani charges forward with sincere conviction, often dragging along more pragmatic useful idiots (Sancho figures) who half-believe, half-enable, and sometimes exploit the quest. The results are soon to be a mix of farce, collateral damage, occasional unintended good, and eventual collision with unyielding facts.

Opponents are no longer fellow citizens with different preferences but caricatures (giants, enchanters, traitors). Symbolic victories or rhetorical purity are pursued even when they demonstrably worsen the concrete problems the movement claims to care about. Followers and institutions adapt to the fantasy rather than correct it, because the story confers status, solidarity, or power. Some quixotic campaigns expose real injustices that complacent realists prefer to ignore or just don't give a shit. Others simply multiply chaos while congratulating themselves on their purity.

Having grown up in Europe I have seen all this before. Mamdani is a fool on a fool's errand.

Whenever political discourse treats a preferred story as more authoritative than observed outcomes, the windmills are probably nearby.

And all y'all Rayssist!  

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Sunday, July 26, 2026

Sunday Soothingness

Just for you, because your Blog Editrix loves each and every one of you, a bit of Soothingness for your auditory nerves, a choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Editrix's personal digs.  A beautiful track from the 1967 landmark album "Surrealistic Pillow" that unleashed the Jefferson Airplane on the world, I give for your Sunday Soothingness "Embryonic Journey"Written and performed by Jorma Kaukonen.......

Take a Deep Breath and Enjoy your Sunday.