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Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You gives you another opportunity to leave your mark on history and possibly, but not likely, be admired by future generations for your wit & wisdom in this latest renowned and much anticipated Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread. *the crowd cheers* 

 You know the rules. You know what to do. The floor is yours..... 

This week your glorious exercise in Free Speech is brought to you by:

Popeyes Louisiana Kitchens. Umm. Umm!

 

Some Tips on How to Survive the Revolution

In our interweb travels we have from time to time strayed off the beaten path and found ourselves accidentally in the stupefying land of Reddit, and it's many retarded children call 'subreddits', where one can find themselves marvelling at its inhabitants and improbable woes. Where all is not well and the natives are restless

"Trans men are getting their posts deleted for saying “guys. It’s insane." 

But other bedlamite communities are also available - like Rejecting Capitalism with some helpful info for the budding rookie anarchists and revolutionaries out there.

"Has anyone here ever lived without money? Like, just decided to quit their job and purely lived off either the kindness of strangers or not so legal methods?"

Now there’s a lot to unpack here, what with the implications of crime and the assumption of some inexhaustible human kindness. But let’s press on, for some revolution deep and radical knowledge may await: 

"I did, for a little while. My partner would go out and dumpster dive, and I would forage and garden, that was our “grocery shopping.” I knew where to find fruit and wild vegetables. It took about a year to learn what was edible in the area. We started viewing people’s garbage as an inventory to draw whatever we needed from. Our dwelling place looked abysmal, but functioned. 

Living free brings out a wild, animalistic side of the human brain that most people aren’t accustomed to. It got hard to get along with the rest of the world around us. I still worked a job as a fry cook....."

So not entirely liberated from those evil capitalist shackles. Eh?

".....and my partner got into a fight with one of my coworkers." 

I’m sure it wasn’t due to any maladjustment. 

"We also fought with our neighbours who were my friends. I truly miss the experience, but I believe it was too much for my ex to handle and it accelerated their mental health issues." 

Okay then. 

 

And then there’s this guru of the revolution: 

"I spent several years trying to live in rejection of capitalism; I squatted, I hustled, I did commercial burglaries and retail thefts, dumpster dove, lived on the kindness of others, but money usually reared its ugly head one way or another." 

Other revolutionists offer their hard-won wisdom:

"My record (for a year) is around $600. Squatting, dumpster/Papa Murphy’s at closing time. I had a company phone from my old job so no bill. They found out eventually but I had free service for a few years. Pigs!" 

Then there's Margot, a “nutrition counsellor.” She is “root-cause and system focussed.” What do we eat during the revolution? Turns out you can’t smash capitalism and agitate the proletariat without a solid meal plan. 

"I wanna discuss and explore with you what, er, how we divest from capitalism while balancing, and, er, while getting adequate nutritional needs. We’re not gonna burn out this time. We’re not gonna let the resistance break us."

Tiktok commies are doing revolution meal prep, I am dying 💀😂

You cannot make this up. pic.twitter.com/2OYFD6A2NP

— Bugman Hegel (@FedPoasting) November 15, 2023

Apparently, the revolution will be fuelled by cashew milk and vegan pseudo-cheese. Because as capitalism is toppled, and amid the riots and burning cars, there will, it seems, be space for neurotic niche cuisine. And so, while her comrades “break capitalism” and “abolish” prison, and as violent criminals roam the streets unmolested, Margot will be instructing the little people on how to dry pepper seeds and how to wash foraged bin scraps in vinegar to remove any trace of those nasty pesticides. 

Margot and her peers, these psychologically precarious young women – all of a remarkably narrow social class – are they tell us, the ones who will be “moving the world forward.” And they’ll bestow this gift, this glorious transformation on us for our own good.

Local Police Just Dropped the Most Sarcastic Birthday Wish Ever.

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MANDY

"It’s not every day we get the opportunity to help someone celebrate their birthday, but today is a special occasion.

Our detectives made sure to let us know that today is Mandy Lindsey’s birthday — and since Mandy is currently wanted by the Shreveport Police Department, we figured we should help make it memorable. TODAY the judge issued a birthday warrant!!!

Mandy is wanted on two counts of Felony Theft in connection with the theft of a boat, trailers, tools, and other property valued at more than $19,000.

For her birthday, SPD would like to offer Mandy a special package that includes free transportation and complimentary lodging at one of our local correctional facilities.

The accommodations are all-inclusive — meals, security, and a structured daily schedule are provided at no additional charge.

Detectives obtained a warrant for Lindsey after an investigation involving surveillance footage, license plate reader technology, and other evidence.

If you know where Mandy is celebrating her birthday, call Caddo-Shreveport Crime Stoppers at 318-673-7373.

Mandy, no need to make a reservation. The detective already handled the paperwork."

via Highway 98.9, KTUX-FM, Townsquare Media

  ~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

A Good Monday Morning

Somebody Say Football??

Every year in the first week of September, Americans from coast to coast set aside their differences, be it religious, political and even the personal, and join in a camaraderie second to none in all of sports, professional or amateur. No sport, not even the simpleton showboat game of Basketball, which suddenly becomes popular for two weeks in March can come close to the CFB hardcore fan loyalty. Whether as an alumni, or just allegiance to your state's team, no sport, especially in the south draws the passion and ritual of College football. And this weekend college football jumps headlong into their much awaited 157th season. 

Yes indeed, it is at long last College Football season again.  Fresh jerseys, refurbished helmets, new cleats and all new, longer and much improved fake weaves to flow from beneath the helmets. (I hear they give you that extra half-step on your competitor). The Expert Sports Monkeys have picked their top 25, conference champions, National Champs and even the Heisman Trophy winner. And more often than not, they will be 98% wrong. But the season starts in earnest this weekend and everyone is raring to go! Let's hear it for the Cheer Gurls!!

I feel like one of them may stroke out at any moment.
I hope there's a doctor close by! pic.twitter.com/2TRF0gPwbH

— MAGA Lorrie Ann 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸 AMERICA FIRST (@LorrieAnn25) August 28, 2026

Saturday night ( 6:30pm - ABC) the Fighting Dabos of Clempston University roll into bayou country and the REAL DEATH VALLEY to take on the NCAA Football's Newest Bad Boy and our LSU Tigers. The Lane Kiffin era debut as the 'Head Cat' on the Tiger sideline is much anticipated by fans and detractors alike. Much is expected for his price. To the Tiger faithful the feeling is cautious optimism. Kiffen definitely has the player talent on hand. But are they ready to play up to that talent? 

The two teams met at the N.O. Superdome in the 2019 CFB National Championship Game where the Breck Girl and the mighty Fighting Dabo's ran headlong into the path of one of the greatest team seasons in modern college football history, and were sent home with some purple and gold confetti and a certificate of participation. Last year both teams met for their season opener in Clempston's Memorial Stadium (aka faux Death Valley). LSU punched the Clemson Kitties in the nose, and came home victorious.

LSU begins the 2026 season in their almost traditional place just outside the Top 10 at #11 in both the AP and Coaches polls.

So Buckle Up Boys and Girls.....Time To Play Some Football!

(Saturday 6:30pm on ABC)

  

Now That Their Monster is Loose Democrats Pretend They're Not Dr. Frankenstein.

NO NO Van, for the last decades the democrat's verbiage and policies greased the skids for these wackos to take over your party. Stop pretending Dems didn't create this Monster y'all have lost control of.

pic.twitter.com/dI5iLUQ3Hk

— Diogenes Sarcastica (@KonanBarBarron) September 2, 2026

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A Good Monday Morning