Local Police Just Dropped the Most Sarcastic Birthday Wish Ever.

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MANDY

"It’s not every day we get the opportunity to help someone celebrate their birthday, but today is a special occasion.

Our detectives made sure to let us know that today is Mandy Lindsey’s birthday — and since Mandy is currently wanted by the Shreveport Police Department, we figured we should help make it memorable. TODAY the judge issued a birthday warrant!!!

Mandy is wanted on two counts of Felony Theft in connection with the theft of a boat, trailers, tools, and other property valued at more than $19,000.

For her birthday, SPD would like to offer Mandy a special package that includes free transportation and complimentary lodging at one of our local correctional facilities.

The accommodations are all-inclusive — meals, security, and a structured daily schedule are provided at no additional charge.

Detectives obtained a warrant for Lindsey after an investigation involving surveillance footage, license plate reader technology, and other evidence.

If you know where Mandy is celebrating her birthday, call Caddo-Shreveport Crime Stoppers at 318-673-7373.

Mandy, no need to make a reservation. The detective already handled the paperwork."

via Highway 98.9, KTUX-FM, Townsquare Media

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A Good Monday Morning

Somebody Say Football??

Every year in the first week of September, Americans from coast to coast set aside their differences, be it religious, political and even the personal, and join in a camaraderie second to none in all of sports, professional or amateur. No sport, not even the simpleton showboat game of Basketball, which suddenly becomes popular for two weeks in March can come close to the CFB hardcore fan loyalty. Whether as an alumni, or just allegiance to your state's team, no sport, especially in the south draws the passion and ritual of College football. And this weekend college football jumps headlong into their much awaited 157th season. 

Yes indeed, it is at long last College Football season again.  Fresh jerseys, refurbished helmets, new cleats and all new, longer and much improved fake weaves to flow from beneath the helmets. (I hear they give you that extra half-step on your competitor). The Expert Sports Monkeys have picked their top 25, conference champions, National Champs and even the Heisman Trophy winner. And more often than not, they will be 98% wrong. But the season starts in earnest this weekend and everyone is raring to go! Let's hear it for the Cheer Gurls!!

I feel like one of them may stroke out at any moment.
I hope there's a doctor close by! pic.twitter.com/2TRF0gPwbH

— MAGA Lorrie Ann 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸 AMERICA FIRST (@LorrieAnn25) August 28, 2026

Saturday night ( 6:30pm - ABC) the Fighting Dabos of Clempston University roll into bayou country and the REAL DEATH VALLEY to take on the NCAA Football's Newest Bad Boy and our LSU Tigers. The Lane Kiffin era debut as the 'Head Cat' on the Tiger sideline is much anticipated by fans and detractors alike. Much is expected for his price. To the Tiger faithful the feeling is cautious optimism. Kiffen definitely has the player talent on hand. But are they ready to play up to that talent? 

The two teams met at the N.O. Superdome in the 2019 CFB National Championship Game where the Breck Girl and the mighty Fighting Dabo's ran headlong into the path of one of the greatest team seasons in modern college football history, and were sent home with some purple and gold confetti and a certificate of participation. Last year both teams met for their season opener in Clempston's Memorial Stadium (aka faux Death Valley). LSU punched the Clemson Kitties in the nose, and came home victorious.

LSU begins the 2026 season in their almost traditional place just outside the Top 10 at #11 in both the AP and Coaches polls.

So Buckle Up Boys and Girls.....Time To Play Some Football!

(Saturday 6:30pm on ABC)

  

Now That Their Monster is Loose Democrats Pretend They're Not Dr. Frankenstein.

NO NO Van, for the last decades the democrat's verbiage and policies greased the skids for these wackos to take over your party. Stop pretending Dems didn't create this Monster y'all have lost control of.

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— Diogenes Sarcastica (@KonanBarBarron) September 2, 2026

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A Good Monday Morning

And Here I didn't Even Know I Had One! 🙃

I see that other right leaning bloggers of little renown received the same message above by text or email recently as I did.  That seems odd. "Correct now" sounds like something one of those sneaky Chinese hacker bastards might say.

So I did a little research and found it's rumored this 'Platinum Status' gets you into the secret MAGA Lounges at airports where you can smoke, use the shooting range, and freely spout the r-word. That also  explains those mysterious unmarked lefthanded green doors. 

I've always been a small-letter 'maga' really, so I suppose since I'm now an expired primo as I missed my 5 minute deadline cause I had to pee, y'all just gonna have to live with the "cruel neutrality" version of your Beloved Blog Editrix rather than the premium "Platinum MAGA Status" version. 🤣

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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