Saturday, June 25, 2022

Don't like the SCOTUS Decisions this Week? Blame a Greedy Liberal

Excerpts from PJM

The liberals had it all. Abortion was legal everywhere, gay people were getting married, and there were tons of gun laws on the books. It was lefty heaven. Then they got greedy.


Legal abortion wasn’t enough. Leftist goblins pushed for the “right” to kill a child days before she was born. Even the “I’m pro-choice up to a point” crowd was repulsed. But portly, green-haired, unf***able lefty women pressed onward. They “demanded” abortions up to the point when the kid was in third grade. That’s when they blew it.

But leftists can’t help themselves. They are greedy people who were never told “no.” Blame them for the death of Roe v Wade.

LGBT Fascists

The greed continued. Gay people fought for the right to get married. They got it. Then they let their LGB movement get hijacked by the “Ts.” Trans people weren’t happy to live their lives in peace and privacy. They fought for the “right” to relieve themselves in the opposite sex’s restroom. And they got it. But that still wasn’t enough.

Women’s Sports.

Hungry for even more power, they screamed “transphobe!” at everyone who chose not to play along in the “trans women are real women” charade, and they pressed to have people fined or fired for not playing make-believe with them. If Carl is Carla now, you better play the crazy game too or you might lose your house.

Gun Control

The left had been stacking up “Ws” in the gun control department as well. Then they turned our cities into third-world sh*tholes. Crime became rampant as feral Trayvons run wild, shooting innocent children in drive-bys. Prosecution decreased in the name of racial justice .

If you don’t like the SCOTUS decisions this week, go thank a greedy, purple-haired freakshow leftist for making them happen. If you do like the decisions, pour a drink and have a great weekend! There is nothing more entertaining than a lefty meltdown!

Friday, June 24, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

~ No Tuxedos Required ~

There's two songs almost guaranteed when the first few notes ring out at a weekend southern barbecue or fish fry that will even get grandma to set down her red plastic cup of sweet tea and grab the closest person and start dancin'. Believe me on this one! Enjoy. DS


Brought to You By the MFST Committee for Awesome Tunes.
(BluesJunky Chairman)
The YouTube poster made this vid private last night after I had formatted this post, so you'll have to click the Watch Link below to see it now. 

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Ringling Bros & Barnum & Bailey, We Found your Clowns!

This person is put forward in the media as a constitutional expert (cause he wrote him a book) when in fact is just another crazy bigot like the media loves. In actuality, this loudmouth clown is a contributor to the commie rag "The Nation" which is all you really need to know about it him. And I question who ever had the idea to give this Zerlina chick a TV show. 

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

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Tuesday, June 21, 2022

A Toast to Summer

“Hold summer in your hand, pour summer in a glass, a tiny glass of course, the smallest tingling sip, for children; change the season in your veins by raising glass to lip and tilting summer in.” - Ray Bradbury

Monday, June 20, 2022

NOLA's LaToya "Da Destroya" Gifts the City a "Peace Pole" and "Hair Pick".

Madam Mayor Latoya "Da Destroya" Cantrell

One of the great cultural centers of the South, the City of New Orleans is rapidly becoming unlivable, with crime creeping into the reasonable safety of the Tourist and Business Districts, and the crumbling infrastructure remaining unaddressed. But Mayor Cantrell is continuing the expensive crusade to cleanse the city of offensive statues, like that of the Hero of the Battle of New Orleans and 7th President of the United States, Andrew Jackson.

Last Wednesday, LaToya "Da Destroya" unveiled the newest civic improvement in the city.

She unveiled a Peace Pole. A Peace Pole.

Sure, there may be 14 year olds having shoot outs in the streets & hijacking BMW's around the city, and potholes big enough for a bus to fall in, but we now have a Peace Pole that took FOUR entities to install. The city thought this new bit of “infrastructure” was so impressive that Da Destroya actually sobered up and had at ribbon-cutting ceremony.

Sadly, the Pole worked for about an hour. Two feral Trayvons shot a white woman on interstate 10 shortly after the ceremony.
It’s easier to erect a Peace Pole than to actually do something to improve the city of New Orleans. Especially since the mayor is an absentee drunk, the police chief is incompetent, and DA doesn’t want to prosecute anyone, and the sheriff doesn’t believe in incarcerating anybody.

But that's not all she gave the city!!

Just in time for Juneteenth celebrations this weekend: A new statue for the city in Lafayette Square, some kind of combination of Afro pick and black power fist.......
Clearly the city needs to up the ante to curb violence. I’m thinking TWO more hair picks to bookend the peace pole. It’s the only logical thing to do at this point.

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A Good Monday Morning

Friday, June 17, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

 ~ No Tuxedos Required ~

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Music Chair of Music