Thursday, August 6, 2026

Courtney's Choice Quality Quotes of the Week for Your Increase Smarterness

Courtney is Judging You Now

There’s been a consistent history of poll errors that somehow always favor the Left. And the strategic effect of these polls is to depress voter turnout for the non-leftist side.

Some countries don’t allow pre-election polls and view them as election interference. I haven’t supported this position in the past, but I’m starting to come around to it as the media has become a comms machine aimed at securing victories for the left by any means necessary.          - Daniel Greenfield

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"Democrats have borrowed a medieval anti-semitic conspiracy theory for their midterm campaign message.

"For centuries, this evil theory has been used to persecute Jews. The basic outline is always the same. It holds that the Jews, a small group of people from a distant land, who live differently than the rest of us, secretly control everything in our society through their money or their intelligence: We can only be free once they are stripped of their power, expelled -- or eliminated. ...

"Democrats -- most of them, anyway -- are smart enough not to name 'Jews' as the bad guys, so they pick on 'AIPAC' instead."- New York Post

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Fauci Claims the 5th:

“And that led Rand Paul to turn his hearing room into the most disgraceful Stalinist tribunal the United States Senate has ever seen.” - Lawrence O’Donnell on his 'Late Night for Retards' MS Now program.

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And that gets back to the real reason some Democrats are now fighting the socialist-communist-anti-semitic types: the consequences of their silence and inaction are hitting home. These socialists, these DSA-ers, these communists are seeing some success and are unseating longtime, long-standing, long-serving entrenched party loyalists. That has the entrenched worried. They don’t care so much about the country as they do about the painful reality of reaping what they’ve sown. 

Maher. Carville. Anxious Democrats speaking with one part concern and three parts anxiety about the DSA — anxiety because they know the DSA is coming for their seats. They all share the same singular common denominator of failing to speak up when it was important to speak up. They all could have seen the socialist-communist-anti-semitic storm that was coming when it was in its beginning breezes.

But they cared little because in their minds, the enemy was the Republican Party, or Donald Trump, or MAGA, or before that, the tea party, and they were willing to unite with these evil forces to destroy a common enemy. - The Washington Times

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Irrelevant Hollywood Leftist Filmmaker and Cholesterol Enthusiast Surfaces to Support Rebel Insurgency.


Bloated Michigan Land Whale, leftist kook and notorious waster of good celluloid film stock, Michael Mooreis all in with the socialist insurgency that is consuming the Democratic Party. Moore resurfaced for air on a CNN show that's begging for viewers, where he pumped his Michigan homeboy, Abdul El-Sayed, and believes "a full-blown turn to socialism is the ticket to Democrats regaining political power and that he would hit his knees and beg that the rebels can topple the feckless party establishment".

Saying "if" he could get on his knees and beg would have been more appropriate I think..........but I digress.
 
Moore also suggested that El-Sayed’s criticism of Israel is an asset and that he and other Democrats are down with the Palestinian struggle and the party needs to be more like the unapologetic commie Hasan Piker-endorsed firebrand than the bland establishment candidate. This morning, El-Sayed was predicted to be the winner in a nail-biter, and if it holds, will advance to the general election.

Kooks, Clowns and Commies R-Us!

(Bizpack)
(CNNLOL)

Tuesday, August 4, 2026

We Will Assure Everyone Gets Their One Government Banana a Week....

The look on Mamdani's face is the look of a man who had no idea what an RFP was before this little experiment and now has just the initial eye opening understanding that this is not "simple stuff". Shit doesn't just magically show up on the selves for people to buy.

Sunday, August 2, 2026

Update: Anyone Seen Tingles Matthews?? 🧐

From MIDDLE FINGER NEWS SERVICE  December 2013

Chris Matthews to Donate Leg to Obama
Presidential Library

MFNS -Washington - MSNBC political commentator Chris Matthews today announced he would proudly donate his famous "Tingling Leg" to the future Barack Obama Presidential Failure Library said to be now in the planning stage of construction. 
 
"Every since I made that statement on-air about the tingle up my leg the night of the election, the conservative bloggers have been shellacking me with it night and day!. So I plan to amputate it and donate it to the Obama Library when it opens and make all those bastards look like fools" Matthews told Middle Finger News. 


Ask if he was absolutely serious about the statement he told us,  "Look, we were indeed drinking heavily during commercial breaks in the election coverage, but on air I was sitting next to Rachel Maddow for Gods sake! And while she was wild eyed and had on a nice pair of fishnets and playing footsie under the table with Andrea Mitchell.... I know the tingle wasn't because of them! That was 100% adrenaline and admiration for Barack Obama because of the outcome of election night." 

There has at this time been no official statement from the White House, but Press Secretary Jay Carney suggested the addition of the famous amputated leg, preserved in a glass case in the entrance to the future library would be an towering symbol of the love and support by members of the media for the 44th President in his heroic struggle to save America.

" Barack will get the leg for his library.....I'll show those bastards!" said Matthews.

Editix Note: As of this writing Aug 2, 2026, Tingles Matthews has not been seen in public or heard from since the Obama Mausoleum open earlier this year. 

Matthews.......Matthews.......Matthews............


Friday, July 31, 2026

Gentlemen, You've Been Doing It Wrong. 🤣

So much for all the expensive flowers, romantic candlelit dinners, and not to mention the sly safaris in search of erogenous zones. Your distant forefathers had the 411. It was all so much easier than you thought. 


~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage  ~