A Good Monday Morning

Your Week Ending Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You will remain down state this weekend to take in the football contest between her Tigers and the boys from the 'Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University', formerly 'The Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas' and one of the great 'Blue Blood' educational institutions of the south. Always great tailgate party people! A good time to be had by all. 

So forthwith and with no logical merit in the negative, she declares a Big Ass Open Thread (clothing optional) for all literate souls who wander into this space.  *All former and future house rules are in affect.

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This week your glorious exercise in Free Speech is brought to you by: The Texas A&M Cheer Dudes....

Someone honestly watched this and said, yep, let’s do it! pic.twitter.com/XrXMPcHsFb

— LSU Football Report (@LSUReport) September 24, 2026

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Middle Finger Symphony Theatre

~ No Tuxedos Required ~

Could We See Tater Take His Place in CNNLOL History Being the First to Get Fired Twice!

Dark days are said to have descended upon the leftist storytellers of the media after news that Paramount reached a deal to buy CNN's parent company. According to the NY POST: 

 “People are very nervous,” one CNN staffer told The Post. “It’s dark. It’s like when you do hurricane coverage. You see the storm spinning off the coast of Haiti and moving towards Florida and you’re just waiting and you’re like, ‘Oh, Shit’.  "Bloodbath coming, including at CNN,” a TV exec said. “That’s the next big step — slashing and burning.” 

The outbreak of fear and loathing at CNN goes back as far as June this year when, as Breitbart News reported, many CNN employees were so worried over the evolving merger they turned their boss’s office into a makeshift “psychiatrist’s couch,"  These congenital stooges at CNN had a chance to save their jobs, but instead chose to run former CEO Chris Licht out of town for the sin of trying to massage the political coverage to the center. 

Truly Dark Days! If worst comes to worst, how will Abby Phillips afford her array of black gurl wigs? Will we see the end of Jerk Tapper's attempt to see how high he can get his hair on his head to stand up in front as he interviews Trump's 3rd cousin by marriage about what DJT said 50 years ago (Jerk may find himself with more time to go fishing soon). Who will tell us that Russian collusion is real? That Hunters laptop is fake? And that Joe Biden is lucid? WHO? WHO I ASK? 

And what of our favorite, the former Media Hall Monitor and One-man Truth Commission, the Effeminate Media Fanboy and Hairless Fragile Rotund Potato, Brian Stelter.  Who hates Fox News with the heat of a thousand lumps of burning soy product. Could this legendary living and breathing punchline make history and be booted from CNN a second time?

If Tater were to get the ax again, with his loser resume he could get lucky and be absorbed into the black hole of hate and disgust with like others at MS NOW.

Word is, the senior member and lowest rated of the MS NOW black hole, the nauseating stuffed shirt Larry O'Donnell (Tip O'neill's former coffee boy) is often confused after his recover time at 'What’s Left of Your Life Head Injury Rehabilitation Home' from that head-on crash into the men’s room toilet rim at 'Fistme Freddy’s' last year.  O'Donnell is said to start and finish every sentence with "Donald Trump". Regardless who he's talking with.

If the staff of CNN, who delusionally fancy themselves as some kind of modern day Edward R. Murrow swinging a sword of liberal vengeance are worried, they may think that CNN might be returned to its roots as an actual "news" service instead of remaining as the propaganda wing of the Democrat Socialists of America. What they should be worried about is being replaced by actual journalists. A rare breed these days....

FAFO Episode 1029 - Stay in Your Lane.

Queer Minnesota anchor who shamed Arch Manning for laughing at an AI video is on the verge of tears as she tells her fans that she has been booted from her TV show.

Jana Shortal's voice cracked as she told her followers she was demoted to online only.

You love to see it. pic.twitter.com/p4ZevUymXu

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 22, 2026

A Good Monday Morning

Gather Round Kids, It's Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Weekend Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread!

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You is off to Oxford to cheer on her Tigers in a red hot gridiron battle with those Mississippi fellows with real bad attitudes, and to find out once and for all why this forlorned land of Rebels use far more than their fair share of the letters "S" and "I" in the state name.

There's a Reason The Good Lord Put a Wide River Between Mississippi and Louisiana.

Therefore and forthwith, the floor open. Don Your Blogging Thongs and dazzle us with wit and knowledge. Regular house rules apply. And use the damn coasters!