Thursday, May 23, 2024

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Big Ass Open Thread

Hear ye, Hear ye! It has come to the attention of Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, that there has been blatant, intentional and unauthorized violations of sacred house rules of The Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Big Ass Open Thread.  Therefore and subsequently, in lieu of banishment, public humiliation, waterboarding, various entertaining methods of corporal punishment, or a series of swift spankings, new, but much more strict House Rules are Hereby Posted and Henceforth, Forthwith and Without Further Delay, from This Day Forward shall be in Full Undisputed & Irreversible Effect and Enforcement until further notice:

So dawn your blogging thongs and let it rip, the floor is yours.

Tuesday, May 21, 2024

Joe vs. The Teleprompter

For the first couple of years of his occupation of the oval office, Biden could at least be prepped to handle a few minutes with a teleprompter. That's out the window now. Yeah, they got him pumped full of enough stimulants to yell his way through the State of the Union address, but that was a one-off.  Since then, the 'prompter has been kicking his presidential butt. He can almost make Al Sharpton's epic battles with the teleprompter look like just minor skirmishes.

The slobbering media tongue bather corps can't really keep ignoring that their standard-bearer is a slurring, babbling idiot. "It's just a childhood stutter, folks," which is the go-to excuse whenever Biden mangles his native tongue. Find me one video of Joe as a Senator stuttering. I've never seen one. Not even in the last debate with DJT in 2020.

The Democrats' flying monkeys in the mainstream media also continue to gloss over Biden's plentiful lies. They have finally allowed themselves admit that he's old, but these monumental screw-ups don't get reported on. They're in full cheerleader mode trying to drag his rotting ass over the finish line in November.

Why Biden's handlers haven't switched into basement campaign mode yet is beyond me. It's mystifying that they think there is any upside to his public appearances. The MSM hacks like to say he is "fiery" when he manages to rant for a minute or two. He really just keeps coming off as a crazy old man like he did at Morehouse College and the NAACP last week. They know he can't make another 4 years....but then again, maybe that's been the plan all along. Next up.......You Know Who. 

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Saturday, May 18, 2024

Don't Laugh. Stranger Things Have Happened.

“My take is that the US is incredibly unstable right now, and could go in almost any imaginable direction between now and election day, as well as unimaginable ones.”- John Michael Greer

Did you notice that it took just a little bit of internal chaos to alert the Party of Chaos that maybe chaos wasn’t the greatest thing to be the party of? Something went awry the past weeks when thousands of creamy coeds on every campus across America donned the keffiyeh and, in effect, demanded submission to history’s most notorious misogynist cult. It struck a most cacophonous chord among progressives, like Kumbaya as orchestrated by Karlheinz Stockhausen. To awaken from Wokery, you see, is a brutal shock to the brain.

And so, every big dog in the Democratic Party’s doghouse came out barking against the current direction of the Democratic Party — that is, over an electoral cliff, lemming-style. Bill Clinton lamented at the Milken Conference that “the political rewards of grievance politics and name-calling and being negative have been so immense that nobody could give’em up. That’s what this whole shebang has come down to now.” James Carville had a veritable nervous breakdown on X: “It’s going the wrong way, it’s not working". Fareed Zakaria over on CNN confessed that “None of this is playing out the way I thought it would.” Gee, really?

None of them could bring themselves to actually name the doddering donkey in the room, “Joe Biden.” Nor did they dare call out the stage manager behind the old Joe-from-Scranton show, Barack Obama, not exactly coasting into his fourth term, as expected. They’re all surprised the way things are turning out. And, of course, “JB” himself did not come out of his Rehoboth Beach hidey-hole after declaring no more bullets and missiles for you, Israel, which landed amongst the Party’s donor class like a tear-gas bomb.

Hillary Clinton popped up on the Morning Joe show wearing royal purple to remind the audience that Donald Trump is another Hitler, threatening “the sanctity of the Constitution” and adding “maybe this will be our last election.” If she’s putting herself up as possible last-minute replacement for the ever more ghostly “Joe Biden,” she was not so crass as to say so. The party will have to come pleading to her on its knees, hoping she can once again muster the legions of indignant women to oppose the wicked Golden Golem of Greatness — who was, that very day, on display in a Manhattan courtroom having to endure the jibes of the paradigmatic wronged woman. What else have they got, really? Gavin Newsom?

If Mr. Trump is Hitler, then think of Mr. Newsom as Godzilla with hair gel. Imagine what he could do to the whole USA after trashing California, as he has managed to do. Across the Sunday morning news digests there was talk about “a landslide win,” and even more amazed chatter about RINOs and Never-Trumpers returning to the folds of the Golden Golem’s heavenly garment, as though Mr. Trump had virtually Jeezified himself through a year of tribulation.

Will the Democrats just go through the motions the next six months, awaiting execution? The shadow of the gibbet looms in their nightmares. Their lawfare schtick was one thing, a kind of fun-and-games compared to what’s coming at them: the actual law, trials for more serious crimes than mere book-keeping errors and mis-pricing real estate valuations.

One way or another, they could jam Hillary into this psychodrama. Stay tuned for a couple of medical emergencies. First, Kamala Harris will resign on account of a sudden “health problem” that prevents her from attending to her duties. Cancer will be implied but not spelled out. “Joe Biden” will appoint HRC of the Purple Pantsuit as veep. Three weeks later, “JB” will submit his resignation for medical reasons, and nobody will need to ask why. Voila! The first woman president, she-whose-turn-has-finally-come, flies triumphantly out of the Democratic Convention in her hometown, Chicago, like Rodan the Flying Reptile emerging from the mythic volcano, cawing her battle-cry across the land. The Golden Golem answers with a roar. The great re-match is on! -- James Howard Kunstler@Clusterfuck Nation

Completely plausible, except Kamala the Token wouldn't step down if she went deaf and dumb and lost both hands. This would call for a one of those mysterious tragic horrible accidents that seem to happen at convenient times. - DS

Thursday, May 16, 2024

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, opens up the floor for your important but in the big picture irrelevant opinions and views on our continuing descent into chaos..... or whatever is on your minds. So dawn your blogger thongs and let it rip, the floor is yours. Regular house rules apply. And use don't give the sasquatch any liquor!
This Week Your Glorious Exercise in Free Speech is brought to You By:
The 2024 Presidential Election Debates.

This Just In from Middle Finger News Service:

MFNS - The White House CNN announced it will host a "totally upfront, above board and non- prejudicial presidential debate between the 46th President of the United States & much Loved Leader of the Free World, Joe Biden, and the Twice Impeached & Soon to be Convicted Felon, Donald Trump", this June to be held in its old Atlanta studios, possibly in Ted Turner’s old rumpus room. The event would be held without an audience to avoid disruption and demonstration as well as a time delay for the ability to edit wrong speak  and gaffs in real time.

The White House CNN chose as debate mods the totally indisputable respected and unbiased news anchors Jake Tapper and some blond chick with a narrow head named Dana, who both portray journalist on the network daily for nursing homes and dive bars all across America. No word if whether the debate organizers would include an onstage mental competency assessment by a real doctor not named Gupta, or if a drug screen for debate enhancing drugs have yet to be announced.