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Since it has finally cooled down to a tolerable degree here in the northwest corner of Bayou Paradise, Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You will be spending her early Saturday at the Gun Club exercising her over & under, and hopefully a late dinner at Ernest's Orleans. Consequently, there will be no posting to dazzle, raise blood pressure numbers or excite your gray matter today.

So, against my better judgement, my lawyers advice, and close advisors' insistence against, I turn this wandering platform of small units of orderly symbols with derivational and inflectional morphology over to the readers for the day. So dawn your Blogger Thongs and let it rip. Use the coasters. And don't even think about the box of Eclairs in the fridge.

I'll be checking in. 

Yeah She Went There - White Paint is Racist.

Excerpts from FPM

"Everything white is a problem. Not just white people, who are obviously the worst, but also milk (“The Troubling Link Between Milk and Racism” George Washington University), white swans (“A Swan Has Been Accused of Attacking Students from Ethnic Minorities”) and now it’s time for white paint, all too ubiquitous in our racist society, to face its own long delayed racial reckoning.

The National Book Foundation has announced it’s doing its part to battle systemically racist paint by shortlisting “A Dead White: An Argument Against White Paint” for its prestigious non-fiction award. The book by Columbia University Associate Professor Wendy S. Walters, “A Dead White: An Argument Against White Paint” delves into the hidden racism of our walls which are white in most homes instead of black because paint was invented by dead white racist heteropatriarchal capitalist slave owners.

According to Professor Walters, there are “black transwomen murdered with alarming targeted frequency”. When she saw the walls of her children’s school, she felt “apprehension” and wrote, “I could not stop thinking about the walls. I said to myself: They are so very white....” 

Oh The Horror!

A less sensitive person might assume that white is the most reflective color and painting walls white maximizes the effectiveness of natural and artificial light. But that person is probably a white racist who drinks milk, lives in a house with white walls and has never even thought about the targeted campaign of mass murder against “black transwomen” by Sherwin-Williams.

"After trying to convey her “disapproval of the new school’s white walls” to another black parent, only to be dismissed out of hand by a fellow black woman, Professor Walters “had a sense of foreboding, as if some kind of betrayal was imminent”. She began to weep while picking up “breakfast sausage” from the supermarket and thought “white paint is getting me down.” Predictably, Walters claims that “white paint represents something beyond itself”......

That’s just the academic version of Charles Manson believing the Beatles were telling him to kill people. White paint isn’t a symbol, it’s a function. Wokeness compresses everything into goofy symbolic conspiracy theories which reduces its cult followers to conspiratorial loonies and makes everyone into the enemy.

"In true intersectional fashion, Professor Walters decided that “my problem stemmed from the intersection of color and material. White paint.” The demonization of white paint rests on the demonization of all white things as symbols for white people. The familiar narrative is that white symbolizes cleanliness and purity, but is really an absence created and maintained by white supremacy so that white people don’t have to experience the messiness of diversity....."

We’re surrounded by white because white people run everything and keep other colors down!

"The idea that white is neutral is itself white supremacy and so anything white comes to represent white supremacy. Dress that academic Marxism up in the faux lyricism of Alice Walker and you end up with senseless sentences like “the viewers’ ability to recognize blankness depends on how much enthusiasm they put towards the practice of not seeing evidence of human, animal, astronomical, or celestial presence.” White people, am I right?

Academia is now full of woke Pauls having their ‘Road to Racist Damascus’ moment by hyper-sensitizing themselves to racism and then waiting for that anti-zen moment when they see something that triggers them into realizing that they’ve always been living in a white matrix."

BTW  “A Dead White: An Argument Against White Paint”..... it's written on white paper.

Democrats Snag Big Midterm Endorsement

NYP - Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps put out a 25-page letter addressed to Americans urging them to oppose President Donald Trump during the upcoming midterm elections.

Iran's IRGC is now openly urging Americans to vote Democrat in the midterms. Of course they are.

Between the mullahs abroad and the Hasan Pikers at home, the Democrats have become the party of America's enemies. Let that sink in before November.https://t.co/X6HdfMEjN6

— 🇺🇸 David J. Urban 🇺🇸 (@DavidJUrban) September 30, 2026

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A Familiar View From the Cheap Seats

I have watched with interest the political landscape begin to transform, owing to the disgusting rise of anti-Semitism, anti capitalism and the combined forces of islam and communism to become an avenue for populist grievance led mostly by the non native born and two generation of history ignorant white females. Ever look at the people always standing behind the new foreign born Mayor of NYC?

We’re about to enter a new era of meanness, one where zealots claim they are victims of capitalism and have a monopoly on the truth and that any non-believers are enemies. This, as we have already experienced in cancel culture, effects everyday conversations. After all, when someone is seized by the certainty that truth is already possessed, there is little interest in discussing its location. 

These college educated trendy downtrodden victims of capitalism regard themselves as having perspectives not available to the non-victims, such as those inherently evil white males, and therefore the view of the victims is the one which should govern. Their view will be the truth. Populist grievance grown from jealousy of the successful, or self-loathing over their abundance of melanin. Schooled on Howard Zinn and Karl Marx, mostly vain and stupid. If socialist manage to gain enough power from the traditional belly crawlers of the democrat party, then you know as well is I do what the country is in for. They have already told us.

Having grown up in Europe I can assure you that these people running for office right now ARE NOT European style socialist. 

People who sincerely engage in quests for truth possess a level of intellectual humility. I read once “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.” That’s catchy but it avoids the key questions: Just who will decide what is the problem? 

Who will decide what is the solution?

 

 As we have seen in past years, the hard truth is that many have been silenced by fear: fear of protests, career suicide, and embarrassment in the leftist PC rage. That itself is a powerful socialist tool.

Just look to the UK.

And one other we must keep in mind: the threat of physical harm bolstered by the political power to be gained and the conflict it brings by the cult of Mohammad. When the usual guardians of freedom go silent, there will be a reason.

A Good Monday Morning

Your Week Ending Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You will remain down state this weekend to take in the football contest between her Tigers and the boys from the 'Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University', formerly 'The Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas' and one of the great 'Blue Blood' educational institutions of the south. Always great tailgate party people! A good time to be had by all. 

So forthwith and with no logical merit in the negative, she declares a Big Ass Open Thread (clothing optional) for all literate souls who wander into this space.  *All former and future house rules are in affect.

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