Wednesday, January 31, 2024
Biden’s Situation Room Meeting Regarding Iran…
Is the Electoral Fix Already In?
"Through every channel we have, to their donors, their friends, the press, everyone — everyone — should send the message: If you have one fingernail clipping of a skeleton in your closet, we will find it… If you think you were vetted when you ran for governor, you’re insane. That was nothing. We are going to come at you with every gun we can possibly find. We did not do that with Jill Stein or Gary Johnson, we should have, and we will not make that mistake again."
A group of former top government officials called the Transition Integrity Project actually gamed four possible scenarios, including one that doesn’t look that different from 2016: a big popular win for Mr. Biden, and a narrow electoral defeat.
They cast John Podesta, who was Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman, in the role of Mr. Biden. They expected him, when the votes came in, to concede...But Mr. Podesta… shocked the organizers… he persuaded the governors of Wisconsin and Michigan to send pro-Biden electors to the Electoral College. In that scenario, California, Oregon, and Washington then threatened to secede from the United States if Mr. Trump took office.
Monday, January 29, 2024
Saturday, January 27, 2024
We Are Living In James Madison’s Nightmare.
“Among the numerous advantages promised by a well constructed union, none deserves to be more accurately developed than its tendency to break and control the violence of faction.”
“By a faction, I understand a number of citizens, whether amounting to a majority or a minority of the whole, who are united and actuated by some common impulse of passion, or of interest, adverse to the rights of other citizens, or to the permanent and aggregate interests of the community.” (emphasis mine)
Friday, January 26, 2024
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
~ No Tuxedos Required ~
Thursday, January 25, 2024
Wednesday, January 24, 2024
It's Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.
The forecast for next week is bedlam and insanity are to continue, with a major proliferation of lies, insults, misrepresentations, kicking and spitting, and media meltdowns.
Tuesday, January 23, 2024
America’s Elites are a Dangerous Fringe Group
Monday, January 22, 2024
Gentlemen, Stop It! Just Stop It!
By Stop It I mean stop wearing, over a shirt and tie, sleeveless fleece pullovers underneath Suit Coats! Stop it. Just Stop It!! Do you not look in the mirror? Your collars sticking out like a malignant growth saying 'Look at Me' I'm Kool! No, You Look Ridiculous! You look homeless with everything you own on all at once!
Tell me I'm wrong......
Pete Whats'isname. |
Find out who started this disgusting trend and bring them to me!
And while I'm at it, who started this unshaven three days of growth look? First it was the bedhead look in hairstyles, and then the 'I only shave every third month' because I'm kool like the guys in GQ. No, the guys in GQ are fags, and it makes you look like a derelict, it's not sexy and doesn't feel good to the touch. My Gawd man, either grow a nice short beard or shave your face!
That is all.
We now return you to the regular scheduled chaos......
Sunday, January 21, 2024
The Hysterical Style in American Politics
The post-Joe McCarthy era and the candidacy of Barry Goldwater once prompted liberal political scientist Richard Hofstadter to chronicle a supposedly long-standing right-wing “paranoid style” of conspiracy-fed extremism.But far more common, especially in the 21 century, has been a left-wing, hysterical style of inventing scandals and manipulating perceived tensions for political advantage.........Nothing was off limits—not forging a federal court document, calling for a military coup, rioting on Inauguration Day, or radically changing the way Americans voted in presidential elections.- Victor Davis Hanson
Friday, January 19, 2024
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
~ No Tuxedos Required ~
Wednesday, January 17, 2024
Bathtub Musings From the Wilds of the Frozen South
* If someone comes to me asking for advice I usually assume they're out of all other rational options. 🤣
* It seems to me very irresponsible to start new year the day after a year as bad as 2023 was ends. Borderline recklessness.
* I'm considering being fully delusional this year to see where it takes me because being sensible hasn't glean the results I was looking for.
* Am I the only one who noticed not once in the Fast and Furious movies did they stop for any gas?
* Gentlemen, "fuck me up" is never the appropriate response to the waiter at The Olive Garden when they ask you how much cheese you want.
* Do Not mess with Librarians....the inner strength required to meticulously care for history's greatest works of literature and then just let total strangers borrow them willy nilly is Jedi level stuff.
* One disorienting thing about getting older that no one tells you about is how weird it feels to get a passionate, extremely wrong lecture from a much younger person about verifiable historical events you can personally remember very well.
* Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.
* I wonder if the Virgin Mary was like, you can just call me Mary, there is no need.
* Ever take you glasses off at night and think damn, natural selection would have taken my ass a long time ago if it weren't for the development of optometry!
* My dentist gave me Amoxicillin my last visit and said you can't drink while taking it, so I'm doing the mature thing and heeding his warning and not taking the medicine.
* The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing!
* I've been told before I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up in shipping and handling. 🤣🤣
Monday, January 15, 2024
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Sunday, January 14, 2024
Sunday Soothingness
Friday, January 12, 2024
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
~ No Tuxedos Required ~
Thursday, January 11, 2024
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.
Wednesday, January 10, 2024
And They Are Good Liars Too.
Maybe It’s The Lighting
Jesse Darling picked up the prestigious art award and its £25,000 check (31K US$) at a ceremony in Eastbourne England..... He has spoken about being inspired by his view of the effects of austerity, Brexit, and the pandemic....... and the “hostile environment” immigration policy. “I wanted to make a work..... about Britain for the British public.”
Tuesday, January 9, 2024
Politifact: Hillary Clinton Is Not a Lizard Person
Video circulating on social media claims to show former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton with reptilian features. But the videos and photos were edited. https://t.co/bIbWuPkl9c
— PolitiFact (@PolitiFact) January 3, 2024
The DMF ASSHAT of the YEAR "LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD".
9pm - Liz walks in........flicks the light switch........which sends an echoing click through her empty room. The silence is so loud, her heels on the floor send ripples out across the hardwood, bouncing off the far wall and colliding back on themselves. She opens the fridge and pours a large tumbler of wine and sits down kicking her shoes off........then guzzles the whole glass. She gets up and sulks toward the shower, carrying the bottle with her....stopping to kick the wall and mumble something about Lincoln. Liz's obvious substance abuse problem (pepperoni) likely contributed to her defeat.
Democrat and the sycophant media admiration for her is directly proportional to her disdain for DJT. Otherwise, to them, she's no better than your average hillbilly from the mountains.
Monday, January 8, 2024
Saturday, January 6, 2024
Friday, January 5, 2024
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
~ No Tuxedos Required ~
Wednesday, January 3, 2024
What Next? Whoopie Goldberg Emcee the Country Music Awards?
Tuesday, January 2, 2024
You Won’t Hear Biden Bragging About This
"The FBI needs to investigate the crime that happened Monday night in Pasadena, California — a case of identity theft, in which a group of young men claiming to be the University of Alabama football team perpetrated an implausible impersonation of the Crimson Tide. The fraudulent “football team” that took the field at the Rose Bowl looked nothing like the mighty Crimson Tide, which had defeated the defending national champion Georgia Bulldogs 27-24 to win the SEC title.
The criminal conspiracy resulted in Michigan scoring a touchdown that tied the game at 20, requiring overtime (and also requiring me to order another Yuengling, on advice from my Samoan attorney) during which the San Andreas Fault suddenly erupted in a cataclysmic earthquake and the entire state of California collapsed into the Pacific Ocean.
Wait a minute. Let me check my notes . . .
No, the cataclysmic earthquake was what I wished would have happened, instead of what actually did happen".....Robert Stacy McCain