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|Joe Celebrates Black History Month by Leading Supporters at a South Carolina|
Campaign Stop in a Rousing Chorus of "Movin' On Up"
Since the dawn of the Trump era, countless experts have warned that the president's lack of credibility would imperil the country in the event of an emergency. As the coronavirus outbreak worsens, those fears may be coming true... http://www.cnn.com/2020/02/26/media/trump-attacks-media-coronavirus/index.html …
"Trump's disdain for science and his cuts to science and public health programs have subverted preparedness for emergencies like the coronavirus" –@michikokakutaniRead between the lines, and you can practically hear him slobber over the anti-Trump stories that could result if his “fears” are realized. The same goes for virtually every anchor at CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, and ABC.
"President Trump and his administration have no plan to deal with the coronavirus.
And seemingly no urgency to develop one."To be clear, I’m not arguing that we shouldn’t take this seriously. We should, and we are. However, it’s patently obvious that the Dems and their media allies are embarking on a fear campaign designed to damage the president, and the economy they’re incapable of running against.
.@realDonaldTrump smacked @Acosta around on Russian interference & #CNN's reputation— Jim Hanson (@JimHansonDC) February 25, 2020
But importantly said
"I want no help from any country'
The Left has been whingeing that Trump doesn't disavow Russia
Well that's pretty crystal clear pic.twitter.com/ArTTjlYHSx
What's a beef-lover to do in India? The President, whose diet is often a rotation of steaks, burgers and meatloaf, faces a potential shock as he prepares to travel to three Indian cities this week. His trip includes stops in Gujarat state, Agra and Delhi, where Hindus are the majority and cows are revered as sacred.
A person close to the President who has dined with him on several occasions said Trump has salad with a meal every now and then -- but other than that, "I have never seen him eat a vegetable...."So DJT faces a "potential shock." Not an actual shock, but a potential one. Hey, it could happen. It only took three reporters to bring you the important information that Trump likes to eat beef and most Indians don't. News Flash Kaitlan: Hindus and Muslims eat meat Sweetheart. Obama loved wagyu beef and hamburgers and other delicious meat products, when he wasn't eating dogs. I didn't know or care what he ate when he visited India, and neither did CNN or anybody else.
Congrats to Bernie Sanders for picking up 3 whole votes courtesy of the highly sought after Marianne Williamson endorsement— Thomas J. Michie VII (@BDeconstructed) February 24, 2020
Imagine bragging about being endorsed by Bill de Blasio and Marianne Williamson https://t.co/Vzus8fweMW— Policy Wonk for Beto (@wonk4beto) February 24, 2020
If Marianne Williamson endorsed you, why would you tell anyone? That's the kind of thing you take to the grave.— Love, Lola (@LoveLolaHeart) February 24, 2020
Super pumped Marianne Williamson just endorsed @berniesanders now we know she will protect him from the negative and dark energy of the 9th dimensional aliens.— Austin Iuliano #Yanggang #math (@AustinIuliano) February 24, 2020
"I have an irrational fear of the water bottle going missing, resulting in suddenly being thirsty and unable to access water. For the record, I did not start using a reusable water bottle until I moved to the Bay Area in 2013."Perhaps this is one of those moments when the significance of a statement may not be fully appreciated by the person making it.
"Carrying a water bottle with me everywhere I go has turned into… a form of security, one that I’ve become strangely attached to... I am not alone. Plenty of people in my orbit have expressed a similar concern — an unease, really — at the prospect of misplacing their reusable water bottle."Now, now. We mustn’t rush to judgement.
"For many, losing one’s water bottle will wreak havoc on their day, even their week. I sent out a query to the public to see if others felt what I am now calling "water-bottle separation anxiety." I received dozens of responses, suggesting that I may have tapped into a cultural phenomenon."What follows is a catalog of unobvious woe and amateur dramatics worthy of a local amateur theatre group. "Activist Manuela Barón" (whose area of activism is left fashionably unspecified) explains how her ancient, battered water bottle had become a “part of ” her, and how the loss of it, at airport security, resulted in a swell of emotional activity:
"I cried as I went through the scanner and ran off to my gate; I didn’t realize it would be like saying goodbye to an old friend."At which point, it occurs to me I may be misusing the word explain. Sorry.
"Mary Kate Celini… told me via email that her water bottle is her "sidekick in daily activities." She’s been carrying a 32-ounce reusable water bottle every day for six years."And then tragedy struck.
"Recently, my partner took it when we were at the gym and he left it behind; My world felt like it was falling into chaos.""Falling into chaos"
"Mika, don’t want to see him as a leaf that the other candidates dump some of their racial baggage. … I want to know what Bernie’s gonna say about the vote he did for the 1994 crime bill, where people went to jail."As a leaf....???
insanely ominous footage pic.twitter.com/58Ao9XxVpM— jack allison (@jackallisonLOL) February 15, 2020
"I am Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and I pledge allegiance to the drag."@AOC will join @RuPaul for an episode of @RuPaulsDragRace https://t.co/vdUW64U5Z0— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) February 13, 2020
Tonight THE most honored special guest came to see “Smoke & Mirrors” in Washington D.C. @AOC 💖 The audience gave her a standing ovation too! pic.twitter.com/XzHYGTuDb0— Sasha Velour (@sasha_velour) November 12, 2019
Katy Tur: "When I ask people if they’re voting for [POTUS], I hear about their 401(k)s a lot … but there are those out that who don't have a 401(k) [and] this economy is not really working for them."— 𝚒'𝚖 𝚊 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚜𝚊𝚛 (@BecketAdams) February 11, 2020
"They can get a car, but it's a loan that will take 30 years.”
Thirty years? pic.twitter.com/2ufxePTP1E
I’m sorry, did Katy Tur really just say “they can get a car, but the loan will last then 30 years?”. Huh?— Brittany (@bccover) February 11, 2020
"The candidates are fighting an ideological war between "left" and "center." This narrative is false, and it is hardly benign. It minimizes the bold policy ambitions of those in the mislabeled "centrist" lane and falsely characterizes those on the left flank as braver or more committed to reform.
Then there are the policy moves that practically all Democrats agree on: giving legal safe harbor to the young immigrants known as "dreamers"; reviving and expanding President Barack Obama's climate regulations; reengaging with Iran; raising the minimum wage; keeping abortion legal; cracking down on guns. They want maximum government control in achieving their goals...
In fact, every major Democratic candidate is running on an agenda to the left of Mr. Obama's."The Washington Post will renounce this op-ed and claim it didn't mean what it plainly means when it becomes inconvenient in the general election, and they pivot to claiming the candidate they've admitted is a radical socialist is now a "centrist moderate." But for now, they've admitted it.
"Democrats have systematically rat-fuck every group in their tent: labor, the poor, minorities, criminal defendants, students, homeowners, media consumers, environmentalists, civil libertarians, pensioners — everyone but donors.
After a vote in Iowa that reeked of third-world treachery — from monolithic TV propaganda against the challenger to rumors of foreign intrusion to, finally, a “botched” vote count that felt as legitimate as a Supreme Soviet election — the Democrats have become the reactionaries they once replaced.
Coinciding with the flatulent end of the party’s impeachment gambit, and the related news that Donald Trump is enjoying climbing approval ratings, the Blue Party was exposed as an incompetent lobby for doomed elites, dumb crooks with nothing left to offer but their exit.
To paraphrase the Joker: What do you get when you cross a political party that’s sold out for decades, with an electorate that’s been abandoned and treated like trash."
Answer: What you fucking deserve!" - Matt Taibbi, Rolling StoneQuite an indictment of the Clinton/Obama years wouldn't you say??
|In 1972, a somewhat effeminate young Barry Soetoro was prophetically named by his classmates|
"Most Likely to Swallow"
Eat the snail, bigot.https://t.co/7GVDeVUWLb— Mama (@MamasMovies) January 31, 2020
One of these things is not like the others. Hint: they made him squat in the aisle so he was visible. pic.twitter.com/aFxrRRjbPi— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) February 4, 2020
Hi Claire,— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 4, 2020
Two problems with your tweet:
1. Dr. Ben Carson did not have a seat in this pic because he was sitting in First Class with my family
2. Dr. Carson is not a "thing," he is a world renowned, life-saving neurosurgeon
Anyway, how's unemployment? https://t.co/icZKsu9YFn
February 4, 2020
Ok I’m sick of waiting. Just decide this whole thing through an elaborate series of coin flips #IowaCaucuses— Nathanael Geers (@geersn) February 4, 2020
We have to have a Congressional investigation to figure out why the Democratic party is interfering in our elections #IowaCaucuses— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) February 4, 2020
Iowa caucus feelin like an Iowa carcass— GQ’s Woman of The Year (@milkgapes) February 4, 2020
NO WONDER WHY THE IOWA DEMOCRAT CAUCUS IS F.U.B.A.R when people of Iowa have to vote for either:— Luv USA (@Luv__USA) February 4, 2020
A Christian Homosexual
A Hair Sniffer
And Amy Klobuchar https://t.co/beN56vMrrR
February 4, 2020
This is the BEST FUNNIEST results for the 3 talking head cable “news” networks— Uncle Bill 🌎 (@UBtalkin) February 4, 2020
They hyped this #IowaCaucuses #IACaucus for WEEKS and got Nothing! 😂🤣
I am getting word that the #IowaCaucuses tonight will be decided by the Publisher's Clearing House online slot machines and scratch cards. @Cernovich— Scott Isbell (@scottisbell_) February 4, 2020
#IACaucus - Breaking News - Stacey Abrams has declared victory in the Iowa caucus.— Pete Peters (@forpetessakeny) February 4, 2020