😂 Dr. Jill's Biography Sells Just 250 Copies First Week

"The American people are decidedly disinclined to pay $26 for a book about the life of President Joe Biden's primary caretaker. Politico reports that a recently published biography of Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D, sold just 250 copies in its first week of circulation. The Politico article, which documents the professional anxiety of the poor White House correspondents who find it "boring and difficult" to cover an administration whose policies they wholeheartedly support, cites the poor sales of Jill: A Biography of the First Lady by AP reporters Julie Pace and Darlene Superville as an example of why journalists are so bummed out now that a Democrat is in charge." - WFB 

But you know a well as I do that if Joe Biden were a Republican, the media would be calling for the 25th Amendment to be triggered and all over why Jill Biden continues to embarrass the country by dragging her obvious mental declining husband around by the hand, accusing her of elderly abuse and, of course, being a threat to Democracy! But, Here We Are.

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Comrade Janky to Head Biden's New Ministry of Truth

We're not really sure he knows about it, but someone in the Biden administration has decided to creating a new group, within The Department of Homeland Security, to counter what they call “disinformation” and “misinformation.” It will be led by a woman who repeatedly pushed both.

Nina Jankowicz (who shall from this day forward be referred to here as "Comrade Janky") was appointed to lead the group. Her previous job title was “disinformation fellow” at the DC Think Tank, the Wilson Center.  While at Wilson, she frequently offered false narratives about Hunter Biden’s incriminating “laptop from hell” and Trump’s involvement with Russia. One might even call it misinformation.

On October 20, 2020, the AP interviewed  Comrade Janky who insisted the laptop was a non-story: She gushed over Christopher Steele, the man who pushed the debunked “Steele dossier” alleging Russian/Trump collusion.

“Listened to this last night – Chris Steele (yes THAT Chris Steele) provides some great historical context about the evolution of disinfo,” Jankowicz tweeted in August 2020. In other words, the DHS anti-disinformation group will be led by a leading purveyor of disinformation.

Biden’s Ministry of Truth will be far less powerful than the one described by George Orwell in Nineteen Eighty-Four, at least at the start. But the goal is similar.  As Orwell wrote:

“Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.”

Orwell had a limited imagination. Today, one plus one makes 57. 

Comrade Janky's job isn’t to root out misinformation or disinformation. It is to call common-sense "lies" and replace it with ever more complex deceptions. Politicians, academia, and the media can’t define “truth” and have no need for a definition anyway. Their goal is power and they will twist facts however needed to obtain it.

POWER TO THE CORRECT PEOPLE!

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The Final Goblet Turned and a Toast to the Raiders

Eighty years ago, on the early morning of April 18,1942, sixteen B-25B Mitchell Bombers stripped of radio gear, rear guns, their classified Norden bombsights, heavy with only fuel & munitions launched off the flight deck of the USS Hornet on a one-way mission to Tokyo.

 

All 16 of the heavily laden bombers got off deck and reached their target. But not all of the men who took off from the Hornet made it home. Three died failing to reach a landing on the China coast. Of the eight captured by the Japanese in China, three were executed and one died of starvation and mistreatment as a POW.  Eighty men flew the secret mission; 61 survived the war. One of those 61 raiders who made it home from war was Lt. Richard Cole.

Defense One - April 18, 2022

"In 1946, they held their first reunion, sharing a bottle of 1896 Hennessy VS Cognac in honor of the birth year of mission leader Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle. 

Every Doolittle Raider had a silver goblet engraved with his name. 

At the annual reunions that followed, survivors would raise a toast of Hennessy to Raiders who’d passed the year before, and then turn those Raiders’ goblets upside-down in their velvet-lined case. 

Today, the final goblet was turned.

 

“To those who have gone,” Air Force Secretary Frank Kendall said, drink raised as the children of Lt. Col. Dick Cole, the last Doolittle Raider, took out their father’s goblet, turned it over, and placed it for the last time in its plush blue casing. 

It was the centerpiece of a ceremony in which Air Force leaders and generations of Raider family members said a final goodbye to all 80 of the crew....."

I for one have never believed in coincidence. So I must note that not only was the last surviving Doolittle Raider the 103 year old Lt. Col. Dick Cole, he was Doolittle's co-pilot of the lead aircraft on the target. And as the first plane off the Hornet, they had the danger of the least amount of runway. 75 years later, Cole gave the last Raider toast for the group in 2017, when he became the group’s surviving member. It was Cole himself who built the wood and velvet-lined case that for 76 years have held each of his brother Raider's engraved goblets. 

When former Air Force Secretary Deborah Lee James announced at an Air Force Association conference that the nation’s future stealth bomber would carry the "B-21 Raider" name, the 100 year old Lt. Col. Cole was in attendance.

[Historynet]

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It Shall Be Forever Known As "The Day of Soiled Panties"

All Twitter had to do was leave the Babylon Bee alone

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) April 25, 2022

Twitter’s offices probably look like Hillary’s victory party right now

— Dr. Richard 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) April 25, 2022

If you don’t give up Twitter immediately I will unleash a series of hashtags that will utterly destroy you.

You have been warned.

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) April 25, 2022

Due to Elon buying Twitter I am officially moving to Ukraine with my Gay non binary best friend 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦

— Cassady Campbell (@Ccampbellbased) April 25, 2022

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Mystery Disease May Affect One in Nearly Every Human Being

By MFNS Medical Correspondent

Dr. J. Humple Squeed III - MD PhD & BMF

It is known by many names: Common Fulgent Peplepsia, Magnate’s Curiosity Disease, Pendleton’s Old Forthwith, Partial Suggestive Consumption, Abraham’s Pitchpole, The Widow Confuser, The Belching Flirts, Pre-Seasonal Objective Disorder, Knackered’s Delight, and The Kisin Cyster, but one thing is universally known: Aparalytic Contradysfunctional Exoficial Disorder, or 'ACED', affects one in nearly every human being in the world. Yes, it is that widespread.

Forty years ago, even ten years ago, but for a brief period six years ago, ACED was never diagnosed. Just as people with ADHD were once labeled hyperactive, or overly impulsive, or inattentive, or, medically speaking, “kind of annoying,” people with what we now call ACED were once written off as easily barked, or simple, or self-neutering, or just… slightly, among other things. Today research tells us that ACED is a complicated, confusing, often misdiagnosed disease.  

And we know that the more researchers learn, the less we realize we know more, which in itself may be a sign that the researchers themselves have ACED. What we do know about ACED is that there are more questions than answers. Questions such as: What are the symptoms of ACED? How can it be treated? Will insurance pay for treatment? Should your child go to a school just for ACED kids? What if your doctor says you or someone you love or have fantasized about has ACED? What if your doctor has ACED and wants to sell it to you? What do you do if a teacher says your child has ACED, or if a teacher says he or she is gay?

This guide can’t answer all those questions, but you, extrapolating from this guide, should be able to answer those questions. If you can’t, you may have ACED. This guide will, however, not help you learn how to cut through the red tape and get what you need from doctors, teachers, schools, healthcare providers, coaches, employers, mid-level management, your local postal worker, security personnel, unlicensed hypnotherapists, or the Federal Emergency Management Association.

So, what are the symptoms of ACED?

Symptoms run the gamut from 0 to Z. Among them are: confusion; calm to violent moods; slumping between thoughts; using the hands to form symbols or signs of greeting; being needlessly anecdotal, secretly apocryphal, or involuntarily topical. People with ACED also often show signs of wariness, didactic toiletry, stringent obsessive abstrusity, or malfeasant sweating. Overnight, a seemingly happy, healthy person suddenly wakes to find their nipples imperceptibly smaller, foods taste longer, and that someone named Wilson has borrowed their pants.

Is ACED contagious?

Researchers say ACED is not contagious. This from the World Health Organization:

“ACED is absolutely non-communicable’ — is what we’ll tell the general public because we don’t want to start a worldwide panic by revealing that it is, in fact, absurdly contagious. Remember to redact all but the first bit of this statement.”

I think I have been exposed to ACED. What should I do?

• Drink plenty of water.
• Cook meat and poultry thoroughly.
• Immediately wash your clothing in a mixture of salt water, vinegar, and regret.
• Check your skin for redness, itching, bumps, wrinkles, pores, follicles, and general stretchability. Note any changes. Remove any skin that is not your own.
• Run for 20 miles in an attempt to “out-run” the virus. 

I think I have ACED. What should I do?

• Call 911 but be vague, so as not to cause a panic.
• Find someone to spend the rest of your life with, even someone irritating at this point.
• Elevate your feet above your heart.
• Urinate on exposed areas. 
• Meditate to reduce anxiety and keep you from focusing on certain death.
• Drive to the nearest emergency room. Ask for Tess. If no one named Tess is employed there, wait. There will be.
• Think about what you could have done with your life if only you had been someone else.
• Cook meat and poultry thoroughly.

Is it OK to go on vacation with ACED? 

Yes. If you want to ruin everyone else’s vacation.

Does ACED impair driving?

Don’t know.

Will ACED make it difficult for my child to make friends?

Don’t know.

Do bullies pick on kids with ACED?

Probably. We would.

Will ACED medication interfere with my other medications? 

How much fun will I have finding out?

There are currently no medications clinically approved to treat ACED. We suggest trying various combinations of existing medicines. That’s what we did while writing this guide.

What if my initials are ACED? Does that mean I have it? 

Stands to reason.

I still don’t understand exactly what ACED is. Is that a sign that I have it?

If we had to guess? Yeah.

This guide doesn’t really make sense. Is it possible that the author has ACED?

Cook meat and poultry thoroughly.

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Educational Crash Course # 687

Another Installment of Diogenes' 

Public Service Educational Series:

"English Lit. for the Lazy" 101

Syllabus: Ultra-Short Versions of Classic Books You Should Have Read But Didn't Because You Were To Stoned or Thought You Had Better Things to Do, Like Go Get Stoned.

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A Little Flight From All The Madness.....

  

Get a Grip You Climate Hysteria Cultist. Joe Has Poll Numbers To Boost

Joe Biden announced today that fighting off imminent apocalyptic climate disasters will just have to wait, as he paused an environmental rule so gasoline refiners can supply gas stations with outlawed 15% ethanol blend fuel throughout the summer. Gasoline with 15% ethanol has been banned for nearly a decade under the Clean Air Act.

Since Joe punched himself in the face during the primary debates by announcing his planned destruction of the fossil fuel industry, prices have steadily risen and shredding his poll numbers, stranding Democrats’ in a leaky rowboat in the path of a Republican tsunami at the midterm ballot box. Joe and his circus team has been trying to create the narrative that high gas prices are solely the fault of Vlad Putin. Americans ain't buying it.

Evidently, neither was the bird that crapped on him during his speech. 

Another Dem Talking Point Flushed Down the Biden

A new study from the Committee to Unleash Prosperity has some news that’s going to blow up the Democratic narrative on COVID. A two year study examined all the states and looked at how they handled the pandemic and graded the states based on the number of deaths, the economy, and the impact on education. The bottom 10 states are — not surprisingly — the states that had the most severe lockdowns.

By contrast, guess who the best states were? The states that dealt with the virus more sensibly — states that were also concerned about education and the economy. Embarrassingly, the media's clownish and bigoted slams of Southern states opening of schools and businesses proved wrong and the study showed Florida dominated media darlings California & New York.

 

Liberals are having a meltdown over the study because it shoots down all their preconceptions and talking points. But the bottom line is that from the start, you needed to factor in things like the economy and education. The GOP came around to sense long before Democrats did and it had an effect.

This isn’t the first study showing that lockdowns didn’t do much for COVID mortality. Johns Hopkins had a meta-analysis that came to a similar conclusion: “Such a standard benefit-cost calculation leads to a strong conclusion: lockdowns should be rejected out of hand as a pandemic policy instrument.” - Read More

[RedState]

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Tater Gets Carpet Bombed

Oh Tater!https://t.co/d3dIJO8x4h

— Diogenes Sarcastica 🇺🇸 (@DSarcastica) April 7, 2022

Boss Rips 'Cancer' Brian Stelter

 H/T DMFer WDS for the Link!

Brian Stelter just got called tf out by a college freshman for every major hoax CNN has pushed.

His response was “that’s a popular right-wing narrative.”
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Ghetto Girls Living Large on Suckers Money

 Patrisse Cullors, Alicia Garza and Melina Abdullah Celebrate the Anniversary of the
 Death of Their Meal Ticket - George Floyd 

Anyone with a lick of sense knew when the face of Black Lives Matter became the loudmouth ghetto princess Patrisse Cullors, things would surely eventually go crazy. Whether through the virtue signaling celebrities' or outright intimidation and fear by corporations of boycotts and accusations of racism, the money began rolling in and grift, greed and corruption was sure to arise.  It did.

And now that the BLM has made mocker of it's non-profit status by non-discloser and evasion of taxes, we find the BLM ghetto girls are living large. BLM was built on the backs of dead black men and boys they failed to acknowledge were killing each other and benefited a handful of LGBTQ activists/Marxists. 

The NY Post reported the three leaders of the social justice movement (?) Patrisse Cullors, Alicia Garza and Melina Abdullah,  recorded a video last June (now made private) outside a “secretly bought” home in the relative safety of a white neighborhood and far from their violent BLM counterparts, while marking the first anniversary of St. George Floyd’s death just months after it was revealed Cullors had purchased four other high-end US homes for $3.2 million.  Cullors resigned in May as the group’s executive director amid criticism over buying the homes in the Los Angeles area and another outside Atlanta.

Not bad for a community college art teacher?

Cullors and her colleagues didn’t reveal any details on the upscale home seen in the video,  a 6,500-square-foot pad with more than six bedrooms and bathrooms, fireplaces, a pool and parking for more than 20 cars, according to a real estate listing cited by NY magazine. The property was purchased in October 2020 with funds that had been donated to the Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation, according to the explosive report. The residence was purchased by a man named Dyane Pascall two weeks after BLM received $66.5 million from its fiscal sponsor earlier that month. Pascall is the financial manager for Janaya and Patrisse Consulting — an LLC operated by Cullors and her spouse, Janaya Khan, New York Magazine reported.

The purchase of the nearly $6 million home had not been previously reported and BLM officials tried to keep its existence a secret from a journalist looking into the transaction, according to the report.

The organization tried to “kill” the story about the home which is referred to internally as the “campus” while one strategy memo reportedly suggested it might be used as an “influencer house” where artists can congregate. (DMF taking bets on ETA of first shooting).

Experts on nonprofits dance around the issue as to not be accused of being racists by avoiding the suggestion of illegality or even being unethical by meekly suggesting "the sheer size of the buy might subject BLM to more criticism about its lackluster transparency".

Bonus News Flash:

UPS delivery person declines to join in handshake celebrating 12 year anniversary of higher taxes and outrageous and still ballooning health insurance costs. pic.twitter.com/kUkGkI57MX

— Diogenes Sarcastica 🇺🇸 (@DSarcastica) April 5, 2022 

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Owning WAPO's Pimp, Jennifer Rubin

Rubin will say anything to help Scapegoat Joe and the Democrats, whether it makes any sense or not:

"Looking at the big picture, Biden’s economic record is extraordinary, but it is marred by inflation. Whether responsible or not for the latter, Biden is unlikely to improve the public’s surly mood until inflation abates. That is bad news for Democrats’ chances in the midterms, but if the Fed brings down inflation without driving the country into a recession, Biden’s economic record may be viewed as unmatched in history.”

 

It's true people! The economy came back by itself after everything was allowed to reopen, which means "if weren’t for inflation this president's economic performance would be unmatched" for having no accomplishments at all! 🧐 https://t.co/AlKcjTTSKF

— Diogenes Sarcastica 🇺🇸 (@DSarcastica) April 4, 2022 

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