Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Your Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Wednesday Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Readers.
You Know the Drill. 

 

Monday, December 6, 2021

Blink Twice if You Need to be Rescued 🀣🀣


White House press secretary Jen Psaki was asked about the tweet during today’s press briefing but said she had no info on if Gins or anyone else in the VP's office had been instructed to publicly express support for Harris.  


A Good Monday Morning


Saturday, December 4, 2021

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Friday, December 3, 2021

Your Weekend Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Readers.
 Got Something to Say? Then Say It Man. Say It!!
 

Concerning my absence from DMF:  Monday morning your Beloved Blog Editrix was unexpectedly kidnaped, my personal digital devices confiscated, and secreted off by the Love of My Life to be held (tightly) hostage for two days & nights in a Bed and Breakfast in Jefferson Texas.  Then early Wednesday I was awakened and whisked off against my will to Dallas to participate in an decadent Christmas shopping spree, fine dining and a late night on the town. But this was not the end, as to come was being strong-armed & intimidated into picking out new car as my Christmas present AND THEN total humiliation having to drive it all the way home myself!!😎  But know this one thing my friends, I am a strong person. I will recover from this with time.

For those of you who emailed with concerns of my health and whereabouts, I couldn't see them at the time. But I thank you very much. Love You Guys! πŸ’‹

Saturday, November 27, 2021

Your Weekend Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Readers. 
Got Something to Say?  Then Say It Man. Say It!!

Your Open Thread Bartender this week is this guy. He claims to be Bill Murray,
but he has no I.D. The dog likes him so we're going with it.

Friday, November 26, 2021

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Wednesday, November 24, 2021

46* Wishes Racist White Colonizers Happy Thanksgiving; Salutes the Fallen Turkeys.

When the Pilgrims Landed at Plymouth Minnesota, They Slaughtered All the Buffalo for
Their Horns to Make Kazoos for the First Thanksgiving Day Parade
. - Joe Biden

Who is this Guy and What Did You Do With Fredo??


CNN's Chris Cuomo went off on an out of character politically incorrect rant during his Sirius radio program about Thanksgiving and other occasions that have become objects of scrutiny over their problematic historical contexts by the proglodyte leftist.
"You woke folk trying to kill it for me. Listen, man, you know, don’t come up at me with all this pilgrim stuff. I don’t give a damn about the pilgrims and the indigenous people, the Native Americans, the Indians, wherever, whatever, whatever group of them wants to be called. I don’t care about any of that.” I care about the suffrage. I care about the exploitation. But I don’t need that story for Thanksgiving. I don’t need it at all."
Fredo went on to predict that historical sensitivity could lead to the very canceling of America.  "Amerigo Vespucci was an imperfect man of his time," referencing the removal of a Thomas Jefferson statue from New York City Hall. "The idea that Thomas Jefferson’s got to go, he owned slaves, they all owned slaves unless they didn’t have the money." He then gave a brief explainer of Abraham Lincoln’s racist views. "He’d be dead man walking today."

He concluded by telling the “woke folks” to “Stop seeing your happiness as a function of taking someone else down.”

Funny how big named media and entertainment are starting to change their tune and act all unwoke now that America is making it clear they are tired of this woke bullshit and the democrats are getting kicked in the gonads in the polls partly because of it. 

Question is, do they really mean it?

[Mediate]
[SiriusXM]
 

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Is There Even One Actual Expert in The Biden Administration?

This is Biden's handlers pick as Energy Secretary, Jennifer Granholm. This lady's main qualification to lead the Energy Dept. is that she once put gas in an automobile.  No doubt she was awarded the job for her over-the-top school girl performance as a political analyst during the last election season on the sewer of bigots MSNBC, daily calling Trump supporters Nazis. The fact she was confirmed showed the Republicans have no backbone. 

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Bear with me......

Seems the interweb upgrade that my provider said would be done last summer is now under way.  I have intermittent service at best right now. πŸ™ƒ

Saturday, November 20, 2021

Your Weekend Open Thread

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Friday, November 19, 2021

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Thursday, November 18, 2021

B*tch Ain't Riding on My Plane 🀣

Joe Biden blocked Squad member Rashida Tliab from Air Force One flight to Detroit event because she voted against his $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill.  Tlaib had to book her own travel to her hometown of Detroit after 46* left her off the manifest for Air Force One. πŸ˜‚ 

The snub comes amid fears by some Democratic strategists that the party risks getting their clocks cleaned in mid-term elections next year if it is seen as catering to her and the 'woke' leftist wingnuts. Tlaib was among a group of House progtards, including 'squad' members AOC, Ilhan Omar, Cue Ball Pressley and what's her name, that crazy bigot from Missouri, who wouldn't budge even as a pair of Michigan Republicans helped provide votes.

[Daily Mail]

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Throwback Thursday: Replace Joe Biden??

NOTE TO READER: There are rumors of a deep chasm developing between 46* and the his VP, and she may or may not be on the way out.  Seems there's some dissin' and racisms goin' on and Kampala and her hired staff of sistas ain't happy.  Biden isn't a stranger to this situation, as he, the clownish court jester of the Obama Administration, was rumored in late 2012 as possibly being dumped as VP before the November election for....I almost can't say her name......Ma Clinton.  As we here at DMF pride ourselves as always having our knee on the pulse of the body politic of America, we threw our Tugs McWilson out on the streets that summer to ask America, "Should Hillary Replace Joe Biden as VP?"

from the Dank Archives of DMF - July 2012
 
Diogenes' Man on the Street Asks:
Should Hillary Replace Joe Biden for VP in 2012 Election?

 
"Absolutely. I do think Obama should replace Biden with Clinton. It can only help his re-election. And if Joe Biden is looking for work, I have use for a guy who can disparage half the population in a single sentence".
Brad Nittwith - Internal Revenue Service



 "No, I don't think Biden should be replaced! Preezy Obama and Joe Biden have done a great job with the economy. Hell, back in 2007 even a King didn't have the luxury of a Vodka and Red Bull mix."
Belinda Twittel - Wal-mart Cashier



"Yes! It's about time we have a woman of Hillary's caliber in high power in this country. After all, she's single handedly brought peace to the Middle East! Suck on that Condie Rice!" 
Shelia Lovett Bigg - Public School Educator




"Means nothing to Faruk! All America is but imperialist infidel running dog jackals that will ultimately feel the sting of Allah's wrath .....Praise Be to Allah!"
Faruk Al Squworme - Taxi Driver




"You axing  Laquita? I don't know how to vote.... but if I did I'd sure nuff vote for Barack cause all the free sh*t  he gets me and my babies wiff my EBT card!.... know what I'm sayin....free cell phones and rolling papers for Dontrell.  Barack gets my 16 year old free sh*t for her two babies too!"
 Laquita Jones - Homemaker


"Get off my sidewalk you #%*+&@+ hate filled rightwing fascist!"
Holota Wadsworth - Women's Reproductive Health Center Director




"Yeah. Hillary is a great Idea. Biden is the ultimate Washington insider. Obama should have picked somebody who knows absolutely nothing about politics. It might be good for Obama seeing that the people voting in the next election are going to be angry, intolerant white people. You would have to be a fool to miss a chance to vote for a beautiful smart lady like Hillary?"
Pat - Famous  Daily Kos Basement Blogger  



"Hillary for Biden? I think it's a great idea! And I really like the idea of a do-over election thing because I totally blew my first vote on Stephen Colbert last time.  I've purposely avoided upward mobility and social progress so I can benefit from all the free money I get from my trust fund."
Lance Farnsworth III - Occupy Wall Street Organizer



"Get out of my way you little worm..... 
 I said get out of my face! I'm gonna..."
Some Angry White Guy





________________________________

Tugs McWilson is DMF Senior Political Editor. Tugs is a father of 9 (that he knows of) and holds a degree in recycling from the California School of Sanitation. A retired manager of Minute Oil Change, Tugs is an avid reader, or at least that's what we've been told. 

Wednesday, November 17, 2021

Tell Me Again Who's the Greatest Threat to Democracy.....Example #19

 
“Since my first day in office I have promised Justice Department employees that together we would show the American people by word and deed that the department adheres to the rule of law, follows the facts and the law and pursues equal justice under the law. - Merrick Garland
The precedent set in this case could have serious consequences for press freedom and First Amendment. Unless the government had good reason to believe that Project Veritas employees were directly involved in the criminal theft of the diary, it should not have subjected them to invasive searches and seizures.

We urge the court to appoint a special master to ensure that law enforcement officers review only those materials that are lawfully seized and that are directly relevant to a legitimate criminal investigation....." - ACLU.
______________________________________
"I could not imagine any circumstance in which the Patriot Act would be used in the circumstances of parents complaining about their children, nor … a circumstance where they would be labeled as domestic terrorists. I do not think parents getting angry at school boards for whatever reason constitute domestic terrorism...." - Merrick Garland 
FBI counterterrorism officials are compiling and tracking investigations into “threats” directed at school board members and other school officials, whistleblower documents show.

As the email acknowledges, the new “threat tag” was created in response to Attorney General Merrick Garland’s October 4 memo directing the FBI to crack down on threats directed at school boards and administrators.

The email encourages agents to look for a “federal nexus” in each case and says agents look out for any “potential violations that can be investigated and charged.” Agents should also try and identify the “motive behind the criminal activity.

Merrick Garland LIED Under Oath on Oct.14th
______________________________________

When you cannot count on the highest law enforcement official in the land to tell the truth and follow the law themselves, we are in real trouble. We're not even a year in and Garland his DOJ are acting like the East German Stasi. - DS

The Lying Weasel Merrick Garland and his Radical DOJ Flying Monkeys


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Monday, November 15, 2021

Reading Between the Lines


The Washington Post once called Kamala Harris “the next Barack Obama.” Like Barky, her supporters thought they could shield her from severe criticism by invoking skin color, with her plumbing as backup. But a funny thing happened on her way to the WH - Jill Biden didn't like the way Harris treated her husband in that first debate.  But, the power that be picked her for Joe to be his VP anyway.

Now, this from CNN. Exasperation and dysfunction: Inside Kamala Harris' frustrating start as vice president
"Many in the vice president's circle fume that she's not being adequately prepared or positioned, and instead is being sidelined. The vice president herself has told several confidants she feels constrained in what she's able to do politically. And those around her remain wary of even hinting at future political ambitions, with Biden's team highly attuned to signs of disloyalty, particularly from the vice president...." 
She could be just a year away from launching a presidential campaign of her own, given doubts throughout the political world that Biden will actually go through with a reelection bid in 2024, something he's pledged to do publicly and privately...." Harris is struggling with a rocky relationship with some parts of the White House, while long-time supporters feel abandoned and see no coherent public sense of what she's done or been trying to do as vice president...." 
Defenders and people who care for Harris are getting frantic. When they're annoyed, some pass around a recent Onion story mocking her lack of more substantive work, one with the headline, "White House Urges Kamala Harris To Sit At Computer All Day In Case Emails Come Through."... 
She's perceived to be in such a weak position that top Democrats in and outside of Washington have begun to speculate privately, asking each other why the White House has allowed her to become so hobbled in the public consciousness, at least as they see it...." 
Harris loyalists tell CNN they see in that yet another example of an unfair standard at play, wondering why she didn't get similar cover any of the times she's been attacked by the right...."
Given how fast her 2020 campaign imploded, I have a hard time seeing her even being considered a 2024 possibility if 46* hadn't made her VP. And "everybody knows" that that decision wasn't driven by anyone thinking she'd make a good 2024 Presidential candidate, but because she brought ovaries and melanin to the Biden ticket.

She's always had that Creepy Voodoo Witch in Manolo Blahnik shoes persona. And how anyone thought a woman dumb enough to fuck Montel Williams would turn out to be a good vice president is a mystery.

A Good Monday Morning

 

Sunday, November 14, 2021

Your Sunday Open Thread

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Friday, November 12, 2021

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Macron Knows Him Some Nasty When He Sees It. 🀣

Poor Kamala. She's already reeling from the embarrassment of being dragged on social media for her demented clown cackling not to mention her approval rating hovering just above flaming hemorrhoids, but this had to really burn.

French President Emmanuel Macron bobbed and weaved to avoid giving the unmasked Vice President the traditional kiss on each cheek when they met Wednesday. It’s possible Macron was just not feeling it after the submarine deal got ripped-off.  But believe me, French guys will kiss anything with boobs and a pulse.  So I'm leaning toward Macron was hesitant not knowing where she's been putting that face. πŸ€­

 

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Thursday, November 11, 2021

Throwback Thursday: Reminiscing With Brian Williams.

Brian Williams, the veteran anchor of NBC News, who was busted down to the network's ugly insane step-sister, conspiracy central MSNBC in 2015 after a critical on-air gaffe  he got caught lyin' his ass off numerous times sensationalizing his reporting of events while anchor of “NBC Nightly News”, has announced he will be parting ways with the network's smarmy nest of leftist lunatics and racial bigots. 

So, in the spirit of Throwback Thursdays, we look back on the famous career.....

from the DMF archives of February, 2015

Brian Williams Interviews Mark Twain 

 

Wednesday, November 10, 2021

It's Their Unholy Alliance That Endangers the Republic.

The events of the past couple of weeks have given pause to many, and in some circles say the present swing of the pendulum's direction has used all it's energy. But even with the embarrassing, epic incompetence we are witnessing in DC, and the current upheaval in the war for the culture, some things will remain constant. 

The Democrats are torn between far left totalitarian instincts on one side and the Liberals' complete political malpractice on the other. Their seething contempt for the conservation of anything valuable and rational in governing remains whole, complete and total. It is psychologically and professionally impossible for anybody on the left to admit the simple truth that the Right has been right about the Left all along because it would mean being forced to eat the seething contempt for all things conservative that has been wired so deeply into their identities for so long.

The result of this crippling and impenetrable psychological block is that is remains imperative to the left sense of self that the right (that'd be you and me) continue to be caricatured as fucking awful humans. 

Everybody knows that the democrat party has been a shitpile of closeted bigots and imbeciles for decades. They sometime do not try very hard to hide it.  Others will contend that because they live in distant and violent land the natives call Blue States, that despite their self proclaimed superior political expertise, the Left are destructive, clueless mopes whose fecklessness may yet topple the republic as we know it.  So it should come as no surprise that the mainstream media has found a comfy chair for every race-baiter or Never Trumper with a book to sell or grift to flog. (lookin' at you Squinty & Meat Puppet)

The American media will never get better. It will just keep getting worse. But why, Diogenes', you ask? Why is it so bad everywhere, from the national media to your local, dying newspaper? How is it that this vast, shambolic, humiliating, and very public failure of our Fourth Estate, a failure that is dragging out democracy down with it,  just goes on and on getting worse and worse?

Simple. Because there are no equally powerful countervailing institutions out there in the world in charge of pushing back against it or in any way holding it accountable. Instead of operating as a vital civic institution the media is basically Facebook's older, stupider cousin, without Facebook's malevolent, precision-guided algorithms designed to prolong "engagement" and keep your eyes on its ads, but with the same "Sponsors Uber Alles" ethos informing every decision.

And the reason nothing can stop it is because, other than catching the occasional fine for saying "fuck" on broadcast teevee, there are no consequences for pumping the public's skulls full of toxic garbage. As for the gory details of how and why the media is everywhere top-heavy with leftist hacks and mopes and frauds, no insider with deep knowledge of the hows and the whys is every going to rat them out. 

There will never be a Joe Valachi of the media, exposing how the business really works to the entire country. Forget the "respectable" press. They're as relentlessly profit-driven as everyone else, and to them those tens of millions of deranged bigots and imbeciles on the Left (and their friends an relatives) are just current or potential customers.  No matter how many buildings the fascist Teefa Soy Boyz burn down, the "respectable" press will always leaven that news with their certainty that some conservative somewhere, real or not, has probably (or will probably) do something just as bad.

FJB ~

Tuesday, November 9, 2021

They Picking on Tater again

Tater Stelter, a grown man with what can only be assumed is a full-time job, actually felt it worth his time to respond to being called a name by a rival news network. And not just that, but to try to snarkily hit back.  And as he has failed to learn, he is no Diogenes, and his feeble attempts always backfire disastrously. His attempt to retort with a witty insult himself, he unwittingly admitted he was indeed a “useful idiot.”
This was a self-own in more ways than one, as Fox News has long beaten out CNN when it comes to ratings, so one really has to wonder what on earth he was thinking when he voluntarily drew attention to Fox’s ratings and called himself a “useful idiot” in one fell swoop.

But many of Stelter’s tenderhearted viewers however were kind enough to soothe his bruised ego with the fierce loyalty of a mother whose child just got teased at school and rushed to insist that he most certainly was not an idiot, and those bullies at Fox News were probably just jealous.

[Western Journal]
H/T Konan the Bar Baron

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Monday, November 8, 2021

Secretary Pete Joins WH Daily Manure Spread

Pete Buttigieg has finally reported for work, tanned and rested from chest feeding duty as a new mother, to joined the White House Deputy Deflector of Questions as Special Guest at Monday's press briefing.  And he/him/whatever didn't disappoint anyone who was anticipating more krazy shit we all have come expect from this bunch:

‘Highway underpasses are racist’

Highway underpasses are built low for many reasons including technical reasons and mostly to restrict commercial vehicles shortcuts through residential and tourist areas. But to Biden's pack of geniuses, most everything is racist......

~ FJB ~

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Saturday, November 6, 2021

Your Weekend Open Thread

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Friday, November 5, 2021

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Thursday, November 4, 2021

Headline of the Day Winner.


Throwback Thursday: Hillary Clinton Points Boney Finger At Middle Finger News


from the dank archives of Middle Finger News Service - June 2017

CNN2 - After blaming the Russians, WIKI Leaks, Trump Operatives, the DNC, her Campaign Staff, Tweeter, Facebook, Climate Change and Tree Fungus for her unexpected defeat in November, Hillary Clinton again Thursday skirted her own blame by pointing a crooked arthritic finger at the up and coming Media Giant 'Middle Finger News Service' and it's Corporate Owner, Diogenes Middle Finger.com Inc.

Speaking Thursday during a gathering of the 'Dental Floss Farmers of America' convention, Mrs. Clinton fired both barrels at the respected news organization as she became visibly upset:  
"I took great care to warn my replacement as Secretary of State, Senator John Kerry, about this vicious bunch at Middle Finger News, who he later labeled "Unamerican, Uncosmopolitan, Despicable Hooligans" after his own personal experiences with them. 
I directly blame them, in all confidence, for playing a large part in my ......*BURP*.... election loss for the false and totally unfair  portrayal of me to the American electorate. 
Especially that elusive witch who goes by the name Diogenes and her cohort.... that smartass Earl of Taint, both for their vicious satire and distorted imagery of me as a Drunken, Bumbling, Bloated, Radical Grandmother and Crime Family Boss with one foot in the grave. They make a mockery of the First Amendment!
It's a G** D*** good thing for the whole bunch of them that I didn't get elected!!!"...... Those Rat Bastards are gonna pay!!........You HEAR ME!!!!!....YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!!!
Shaking violently, Mrs. Clinton began repeatedly banging her head on the podium, breaking down in tears and a raging coughing fit, having to be helped off and attended to backstage.

When CNN contacted the offices of Middle Finger News Service about the statement by Clinton, an unnamed MFNS spokesman refused comment, but the newsroom was heard in the background to break out in uproarious laughter. 

When our reporter informed the spokesman he had never heard of Middle Finger News Service before, the spokesman laughed and responded "Don't get out much do ya Skippy? Shit, Go ask Anderson Cooper, we made him cry too!"

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

America Just Had It's Political Temperature Taken

 

After nine months of political life in "The Era of High Prices and No Mean Tweets", apparently the dem's anti-Trump rhetoric can't paper over so many bare store shelves and spiking prices or education officials bold face lying to parent's faces, not to mention the insult of being called terrorists. 

Democrats attempted to nationalize the gubernatorial campaigns belies a lack of confidence in the state administrations and a mental removal from political reality as Joe Biden was doing the Democrats a major solid by napping in Scotland as opposed to incoherently rambling at rallies in Richmond or Ocean County.  

In the case of Virginia, Terry McAuliffe and the Lincoln Project deviants have proven to be the duel MVPs of the Republican's hopes of winning back the governorship after two disappointing and completely avoidable losses. In a declaration that conveys the Democrat Party’s complete fealty to the concept of supreme statist and unaccountable leftist teachers’ unions, McAuliffe amazingly admitted he doesn’t “think parents should be telling schools what they should teach.” The issue over parental influence in schools centered around the promotion of divisive leftwing ideology that centers all of American history around systemic racism, seeking to obliterate the existing order of society and replace it with their heroes and values, calling into question the legitimacy of America’s founding. The media democrat water carriers can continue to say it's not CRT.  But that is their Big Lie. 

And despite what the bloated landwhale Whoopie Goldberg and her bigot toady Joy Behar will tell their reality challenged viewers Wednesday, last night was not a 'White-lash' but a Righteous Push-back.

The Democratic defeat in Virginia, a state where DJT got trounced by ten points in 2020 and a Republican hasn’t carried in a presidential race since 2004, marks a major reversal of fortunes for Republicans in Virginia.

This, in addition to many other unexpected down ballot Republican wins across the country, could send the democrats into a nightmare sweat and compromise their leftist agenda as skittish democrats in Congress develop second thoughts about casting their political fortunes and future with San Fran Nan and her flying monkeys.

FJB

Monday, November 1, 2021

Digging a Hole With Old Fashion Democrat Bigotry

"Racism is now their little toy. Their little weapon that they get to exploit and play with any time they want." - Glen Greenwald

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Friday, October 29, 2021

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Thursday, October 28, 2021

Throwback Thursday: Moochelle O. Visits 'THE CHEW '

From MFNS Archives of 10-1-2014
New York (MFNS)-The First Lady, Michelle Obama was in New York  last weekend to tape two live segments of the popular show cooking 'The Chew', slated to run this Friday, October 3rd. on ABC.  Middle Finger News has obtained exclusive production video screen-shots of her up-coming appearance from sources behind the scenes of the show, because we got people.  
As always, wherever the First Lady makes an appearence, the audience greets Mrs. O. enthusiastically, and the Chew audience were thrilled to see the nation's school lunch menu lady and wife of the President in person.


Looked absolutely stunning in her tan fitted slacks and lace-up brown blouse with gold chiffon fart-flap early warning system she also wore at a recent photo-op,  Mrs. Obama talked at length to the Chew Crew of proper nutrition and of her love of slaving over a hot stove to cook healthy meals for Barry and the first gals.


The recipe of the day was Mrs. Obama's secret ingredients for her favorite summer evening family dish, a rich high protein, low calorie luscious 'Garden Snail and Ethiopian Rainbow Toad Egg Soup' with a delicately roasted Botswana Dandelion Garnish. 


Mrs. O. severed up the dish to the Crew with a side of chilled pickled arugula with  ground African Ubuntu Nut seasoning, smothered in a creamy sweet pisto goat spline dressing. It was a big hit.


In the second segment the First Lady made her  favorite desert treats, ' Repollo y Fajita pastelitos de carne ' with free range yak sperm & cream cheese icing. But looking a little green around the gills from the main course, the Chew Crew decided to pass on the sweet treats, as did the audience.  

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Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Trained to Bark Like Seals and Clap at Received Wisdom


Fourth generation communists are now in charge of nearly every organization, every major institution, everything that is used to keep the nation running.  Now, mind you the country isn’t communist. They just took over our institutions, which, given full control of the media as they had when the long march began, in the past would have given them absolute and total control over the country.

Communism is an amazing thing. It achieved in four generations what took the royal houses of Europe ten to achieve via incest and genetic messes: leaders so useless that it takes three tries to figure out on which end to put the crown. Worse, the crowned heads of Europe had some excuse. Most of them were genetic rejects. Communism does this with perfectly normal if not brilliant people by simply training them to bark like seals and clap at received wisdom and never ever, ever, let a seed of doubt of a shred of thought get in the way.

The first generation of commies were evil (There is no option for non-evil, in a philosophy that enshrines envy as a virtue) but cunning and smart, and often lied to themselves about their own goodness. But they knew that given a chance people wouldn’t back them. So once they took over something (or even got a foot in the door) they had to bring in their ideological brethren. The problem of course being most of those weren’t that smart, and were more evil than cunning or competent.

The second generation was perceptibly less competent than the first, but still competent enough that given mass media control, and insistence that these were “the best people.” The fourth generation,  had become somewhat noticeably incompetent. But people outside still could be kept from noticing.  I suspect most knew we weren’t on their side, or at least suspected so. But they tolerated us, while treating us like crap, because we made them just enough money, or whatever to keep them in business. (Whatever the business.)

And then about 10 years ago that changed. Now you have to be fully on board zombified to stay employed. 4th generation. They don’t know how things run, and they don’t really think things need to run. They believe they can control everything by the same means they got promoted/hired/pushed up the ladder: WORDS.

They’re going on the experience of their lives: say the right words and everything is WONDERFUL and PERFECT. It works.

And here we are.

We now have an the administration laboring over PRONOUNS as the economy disintegrates. We get the Junta pushing “get the jab” in a labor shortage. And none of them would DREAM of challenging the holy environmentalism of California, even if it starves the country. It’s just… performative stupidity and thinking they can say the right words and magically there will be rainbows and unicorns.

The top of all our institutions will refuse to admit anything is even wrong. Because if they admit something is wrong, then they can’t change reality with their words. They really believe in the magic of the right words. They really don’t believe in reality. Which means it’s all going to come apart at speed.

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

White Supremacy Will Die to Death with this Powerful Song and Dance


In what may be a hobbled-together attempt to jump on board the George Soros gravy train, the radical leftist group 'Undoing White Supremacy Austin',  known for their “unlearning circles” and cult like alarmism about institutional racism in every nook-and-cranny of American life, released a “Disco-riff” instructional video for those planning on dancing in Austin's upcoming citywide flash mobs.

Undoing White Supremacy Austin claims to be a bulwark against “a group of people of European descent, whose varying ethnic histories have been forged into one common ‘white’ identity to perpetuate racism.”

The flash mobs are in opposition to Austin’s Proposition A, a bipartisan effort which is intended to make up for police and emergency services defunding set in motion by the ruling city fathers and birthing people. Prop A was added to the November ballot by petition, which has the radical Left establishment in Austin with full diapers. So furious be they, that Soros’s Open Society dark money PAC dropped half a million to help stop Prop A.

@JohnnyK2000 posted an archived video of the dance training to his Tweeter, meeting plenty of ridicule from the conservative tweetersphere...........I'm not sure why.

I'll let you decide........I know you will appreciate the artistry.....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

.....and yes, there's a Part 2.

[Save Austin Now]
[The Hayride]
H/T Konan The Bar Barron

Friday, October 22, 2021

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, October 21, 2021

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TBT: The Day 2 Million Mile Joe Got His Own Train Station

Yesterday Joe Biden traveled to his home town of Scranton Pennsylvania to give what was announced to be some kind of speech pitching his expensive free stuff agenda. But, not surprising, almost from the very start degenerated into a rambling, nonsensical trip down memory lane more suited for a high school awards banquet or local Chamber of Commerce breakfast. I'm sure there were nervous OH-NO's and pants peeing by handlers behind the scenes. 

At one point for reasons known only to him, Joe chose to brag to the crowd of how many miles he had logged on taxpayer funded government flights. That then led to a story of an Amtrak employee telling Joe that, by the numbers, Joe's commuting had logged at least 2 Million train miles on Amtrak. 

That, I though, was probable the major accomplishment of Joe Biden's career to that point. Then I was reminded of a story we ran some 10 years ago when V.P. Joe received a career high honor:


From the Dank Archives of DMF - March 19, 2011

Joseph R. Biden Railroad Station Christened

With only a minor delay, like the Amtrak C.E.O having to be brought to the event in a car after his train was delayed, the historic refurbished Wilmington Train Station was finally put into service officially as "The Joseph R. Biden Jr. Railroad Station" today.

Even with Obama's high unemployment and flailing economy, much to the chagrin of taxpayers, the refurbished Station received $20 million in federal stimulus funds, and managed to come in somewhere in the neighborhood of $5.7 million over budget.


Tax Payers and fans gave a big send-off to the  
Vice President and the first train as it leaves out of  
the newly christened Biden Station.

(The Wilmington News Journal)

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