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Friday, September 29, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
Thursday, September 28, 2023
Throwback Thursday: The Trump Impeachment Signing Day Photo You Weren't Supposed to See.
Wednesday, September 27, 2023
Blinkey Unveils Ma Clinton's Official Portrait at State.
“The walk to the secretary’s office on the seventh floor is a little bit awe-inspiring … down that wood-paneled mahogany row, surrounded by portraits of our predecessors, most of them looking a little bit severe, many with some pretty imaginative facial hair, and all but three of them white men.
“And now, beginning today, another secretary will join this esteemed group. A secretary who helped transform American diplomacy for the 21st century.”
Monday, September 25, 2023
Move over Dark Brandon. Make Room for 'Joe Cool'. 🤣
Politico - A major liberal group has drawn up a multimillion dollar plan to make Joe Biden cooler online. And the initiative has the blessing of a top White House official. The organization, ProgressNow, is launching a $70 million project to help the president and down-ballot Democrats win the war for voters’ digital attention. The idea is to create, in their own words, an “echo chamber” on the left. At its heart, it is an effort to compete with one they say already operates on all cylinders on the right.
The center of ProgressNow’s plan is an app that the group has developed called Megaphone. Users who download the app can scroll through a series of liberal memes, videos and graphics created by the organization, add their own captions, and then quickly share them on social media platforms.Inherent in the ProgressNow strategy is the fact that liberals have been outmaneuvered online by the conservative movement for years, something the group’s leaders readily admit — and that more than a decade after former President Barack Obama was supposed to have ushered in a new form of voter communication, the party has been uninventive under Biden.
To combat this, ProgressNow is hiring more than 65 new digital organizers across 10 battleground states to manage a band of volunteers who will be tasked with sharing the organization’s online content far and wide through Megaphone. By the fall of 2024, the group is looking to expand its grassroots army to 13,000 volunteers nationwide.
Democrats have lamented the far-right echo chamber for decades, and it’s a complaint that often flares up when the party is feeling more anxious.
Friday, September 22, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, September 21, 2023
It's Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Mid Week Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread.
Your Beloved Blog Editrix reluctantly turns things over to You, the Reader. Got somethin' to say then now is the time. As Always, Keep all Weapons in Plain Sight, .......and use the Damn Coaster.
Tuesday, September 19, 2023
Interior Secretary & Daughter Have Ties to Marxist Environmental Alliance in Cuba
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Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland & and Marxist Spawn Somah Haaland |
An environmental coalition that has worked with Interior Secretary Deb Haaland’s daughter and successfully petitioned her mother’s agency to implement a New Mexico oil and gas drilling ban, openly associates with the Venceremos Brigade (VB), a U.S.-based organization that facilitates trips for young Americans to visit Cuba, where they are reportedly greeted and groomed by Cuban intelligence agents, ADN has learned based on a collection of information published online, social media accounts, news stories and official reports.
Since its inception in 1969, the Venceremos Brigade took aim at influencing Americans interested in politics, particularly those with a radically sympathetic ear. In 1977, the New York Times revealed details from an August 1976 FBI report that found Cuban intelligence agents “arranged for American youths to be inculcated with revolutionary fervor and, occasionally, to be trained in practical weaponry by Cuban military officers through the so‐called Venceremos Brigades.”
“In this case, you have the daughter of an administration official, who has built-in access to her mother and her connections… This enables her to give a heads up [to others] who her mother has problems with, and who is and who is not friends with Cuba.”
Deb Haaland’s interaction with her daughter’s radical employer is already the subject of a recent ethics complaint filed this Aug. 17 with the DOI Inspector General. The complaint, which was filed by Protect the Public Trust (PPT), a government watchdog group, accused the interior secretary of “deeply troubling ethical breaches.”
The PPT complaint was filed after it was discovered that Deb Haaland participated in a 2022 documentary film aimed at outlawing the development of oil and gas drilling leases near New Mexico’s Chaco Culture National Historic Park (CCNHP).
Since taking office as Interior secretary Deb Haaland has walling off Minnesota’s Superior National Forest from mining has benefited the communist Cuban regime by forcing the U.S. to turn to Canadian companies that sell minerals extracted from lands illegally seized by the left's hero Fidel Castro after the 1959 Cuban Revolution.
[ADN] [NYT]
Monday, September 18, 2023
First They Lower the Intelligence Level to be a Senator, Now They Lower the Dress Code.
Sunday, September 17, 2023
Sunday Soothingness
Friday, September 15, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Wednesday, September 13, 2023
Uh Oh! Squinty & Meat Puppet Are Telling Tales Out of School.
“Just to answer David’s question,” Scarborough jumped in. “Mika and I, everybody, we talk to, every political discussion, all it talks a lot about Trump, but when it comes to Joe Biden, people say, ‘Man, he’s too old to run. He’s, and I mean, he’s not going to; he’s not really going to run…'”
“When I say every discussion, I don’t mean 99% of the discussion. Every discussion,” he said. “I asked Reverend Al if he was hearing it all the time on our show this past week. He’s hearing it as well.”
“So, you know, we often will complain about Republicans who will say one thing about Donald Trump off the air and another on air,” he continued. “Well, let me just say, Democrats, off the air, will say ‘Joe Biden’s too old. Why is he running.’ On the air? They won’t say that. So, I commend David for at least raising the question, Scarborough concluded. I mean, my question, of course, Willie, is who could do a better job as president? Is Joe Biden and who can beat Donald Trump? I don’t see a lot of Democrats out there. I don’t see any Democrats out there right now that could do that.”
Tuesday, September 12, 2023
And Now a Message From Extreme Hakeem........
IMAX-LEVEL PROJECTION:
"Republicans have launched an illegitimate impeachment inquiry that is a kangaroo court, fishing expedition and conspiracy theater rolled into one... There is not a shred of evidence that President Joe Biden has committed an impeachable offense."
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It's Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread.
Monday, September 11, 2023
Sunday, September 10, 2023
Can This Snaggletoothed Ole Radical Help Send Biden To Happy Acres Where He Belongs?
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Professor Cornel West |
Friday, September 8, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, September 7, 2023
Liberal Virtue Signaling on Steroids
Wednesday, September 6, 2023
Tuesday, September 5, 2023
Monday, September 4, 2023
Bidenomics: Example #784 of Biden's Relentless War on the American Way of Life.
"Analysis from Goldman Sachs economists project Biden’s ramping up the nation’s legal immigration system — which brings more than a million foreign nationals to the United States on green cards annually in addition to another million on temporary work visas — will add about 500,000 foreign workers to the workforce by mid-June of next year.
Monthly, the economists note, Biden is inflating the labor market with tens of thousands of foreign workers employers can hire, at lower wages and with fewer benefits."
Friday, September 1, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, August 31, 2023
'Taint Institute for Suspect Science': - Iterations of Man Show Signs of Human Devolution
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EARL DONE THIS (Click image for biggification) |
Wednesday, August 30, 2023
Oh Look. Ricky Jumped Into the Deep End of the Crazy Pool Again.
Ricky Maddow, MSNBC's King of Conspiracy theorist, has jump tits first back into the Crazy Pool. Notoriously known for feeding maniacally obsessed tin foil hat connoisseurs four years of epic moonbat crazy bullshit and desperate paranoid delusions of collusion, promising her gullible audience nightly Russia Russia circle jerk, that the dots indeed connected and had the goods on DJT.
“...the election means one of two things: Either he loses the election and he goes to prison. Or he wins the election. He doesn’t go to prison. And that, is that for life that he gets to be president? Will we keep having more elections, or No? If every election is a new opportunity for him to go to prison, do you think he allows us to have new elections?"
Tuesday, August 29, 2023
Courtney Asks: "What the Hell is Wrong With You People??!"
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~ Highly Suspicious of All Who Walk Upright ~ |
Monday, August 28, 2023
Sunday, August 27, 2023
Bend over and Smile America. It's More 'Bidenomics'
WSJ- "The Biden Administration has already unleashed more regulatory costs on the economy than any in recent memory—even the Obama Administration. Biden's first repealed the Trump Administration rule that for every new regulation, two had to be repealed. Then his regulators went wild.
Casey Mulligan, a University of Chicago economist, recently looked at the Biden rules through 2022 and said the overall cost is $5,019 per household. That’s 15% more than the $4,353 cost per household during a comparable period in the Obama Administration. The Trump Administration had reduced regulatory costs by $2,636."
"Under Biden’s order, a 'significant regulatory action' is redefined as one expected to have a $200 million annual economic cost, up from $100 million currently."
The cost side is then subjected to accounting gimmickry that helps hide the impact on the U.S. economy and society that the federal bureaucracy is so good at.
"The OMB also tips the benefit side of the cost-benefit ledger by allowing consideration of the 'global effects of the regulation,' not merely how new rules affect Americans.
That’s right. A perceived benefit for the world can figure into the analysis of a new rule as much as the cost to the people of, say, East Palestine, Ohio. This is intended to be a particular green light for new climate regulation......."
These undaunted power hungry authoritarian weasels are already trying to regulate cow farts; it's just a matter of time till they think they can come after your beer farts too.
Friday, August 25, 2023
Thursday, August 24, 2023
Wednesday, August 23, 2023
Tired of Seeing the Same Thing on Every Site. You're Going to the Wrong Places!
T-Rex World Championship Races 2023
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Racers, including eventual winner Ocean Kim (5), leave the gates in the championship round |
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One of the Exciting Photo-Finish Heat Races |
Monday, August 21, 2023
'President Part-Time' Interrupts Vacation for Photo Op
HAWAII: Maui natives and locals slam President Biden ahead of his visit to the island.
— Tony Kinnett (@TheTonus) August 21, 2023
We have yet to find one person who is excited/looking forward to his "hand shaking ceremony" at the Lahaina post office. pic.twitter.com/KZrP7u0gPc
Friday, August 18, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, August 17, 2023
It's Your DMF Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.
Tuesday, August 15, 2023
We Must Not Go Quietly Into That Dark Night.
Monday, August 14, 2023
CNN Moves to Solidify Their Basement Ratings
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CNN Goes All Girl Primetime. |
"By expanding the range and depth of our programming lineup across multiple dayparts, we are strengthening our reporting excellence throughout the schedule, elevating our ability to tell great stories across platforms, and doubling down on CNN’s position as the most trusted name in news.”
Friday, August 11, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Wednesday, August 9, 2023
Transgender Muslim Sues Ex-Boyfriend for Return of Her Refrigerated Lady Balls
“Defendant retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in [a] Mason jar, kept in [the] fridge next to the eggs. Demand immediate return of my human remains specimen and damages of $6,500.”
Kingsley is also known as Zahrah Bri-Zee Muharib on social media, an Arabic name, and appears to have recently converted to Islam.
In April, Kingsley uploaded a video to his TikTok account titled “The Unboxing of Dee’s Nutz,” which depicts him removing a clear bag with a biohazard label while wearing a lace veil and a pink dress. The video is captioned, “Transgender woman unboxes her surgically extracted lady balls that was [sic] packaged by the Hospital that performed her gender-affirming bottom surgery.”
Smiling and laughing, Kingsley holds up the bag containing his testicles before returning them to the box and performing a curtsy. In the background behind him, a painting of a nude woman with testicles can be seen.
Tuesday, August 8, 2023
Bidenomics Update: Courtney's Open Tabs Flush
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Courtney Is Judging You Now. |
Just How Far Left Has the Democrat Party Gone?
The Right have remained strong in their beliefs in God, Country and the Freedom from oppressive government as laid out in the Constitution. But the "Far Left" continues to thirst for authoritarian rule through big government, disrupting of the delicate balance of this almost 250 year old experiment with their poison of lies, greed, their underhanded dealing in cultural chaos and the blatant murder of the Blind Folded Lady Justice...... and we witnessing it all out in the open and in real time.
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Jill Biden, Moll of the Biden Crime Family Shamelessly Kissing Up to LA Drag Queens for Campaign Cash |
Monday, August 7, 2023
Friday, August 4, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, August 3, 2023
The Democrats Lied? I'm Shocked! Shocked I Tell You!
🛑✋If you watch anything today, watch this.
— Oversight Committee (@GOPoversight) August 3, 2023
Great reporting on the Devon Archer transcribed interview from @CBS_Herridge. 👇 pic.twitter.com/OyP3QSDxpd
Expect the Media to Press Hard for a Televised DJT Federal Trial
“I worry that without a televised trial, like the OJ trial, you know, it would be the trial of the century. This is the most important case… of our lifetime. Without a televised trial, it’s just going to be us saying it. And saying what happened every day.”
“Why is it that we could televise the OJ trial decades ago — that was in the 90s — and people could see what actually happened in the courtroom… The media weren’t able to make stuff up, because they saw it in real time.”