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Friday, March 24, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
Thursday, March 23, 2023
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread
Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Reader for Now Because She Has Three Projects Going at Once and as Chaos Rules at the Moment, She's Way to Busy to Produce and Present a Post of Magnificence and Superior Quality Her Marvelous, Handsome & Enlightened Readers Have Come to Expect and Deserve. *cough*
So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Bitch, Rant or Share Ye Links.
And As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight.......and Use the Damn Coasters.
Tuesday, March 21, 2023
So There’s This Big Rumor Going Around....
Monday, March 20, 2023
Climate Grifters Move the Goalposts Yet Again
Saturday, March 18, 2023
This Week in Crazy Sh*t Democrats Say.
Friday, March 17, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, March 16, 2023
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread
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Tuesday, March 14, 2023
Greta Thunberg Threatens to Hold Her Breath Until Evil World Leaders Capitulate To Her Demands
"I will hold my breath until you evil rat bastards capitulate to my demands. Failure to do so will result in my demise as well as mother Earth and you will burn in HELL!
Do You Understand!!??"
In June of 2018, the high school dropout tweeted a quote from an article predicting, “climate change will wipe out all of humanity unless we stop using fossil fuels over the next five years.” In other words, the point of no return is 2023. In other words, nothing can be done if we do not stop using fossil fuels by 2023.Well, if nothing can be done, that means the entire environmental movement might as well pack up and go home.This is the 54th prediction these enviro-fascists have had to take back. 54 dire predictions about the environment, and not one of them—not one!—has come true. The environmental movement is 0-54. We should all eat bugs, give up our air conditioning, and turn to socialism due to climate change (which is a hoax) because this 0-54 group says so?? What’s more, should we take this weird, little scold who didn’t finish high school seriously? - John Nolte
Monday, March 13, 2023
Biden Handlers Execute 'Short Con' Aimed at Gaslighting Low Information Voters
Sunday, March 12, 2023
Sunday Soothingness
For Your Sunday Soothingness, a choice morsel drawn from your Blog Editrix's personal collection, done by someone I have a kinship of sorts. Neither of us were born in the deep south, but once here, we knew way down inside it's where we're meant to be. So for your listening pleasure, and sensory stimulation, I give you Maria Muldaur and "Talk Real Slow" from the album "Fanning the Flames"
Friday, March 10, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Wednesday, March 8, 2023
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread
It's Time Once Again for Your Beloved Blog Editrix to Turn Things Over to You, The Reader.
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Tuesday, March 7, 2023
A Study in Projection by a Master.
Monday, March 6, 2023
The Norma Desmond Drama Queen Of American Politics Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut
“Weak men peddle false election lies while privately dismissing them as absurd. Weak men use fear and hate to motivate their followers,” he whined. “Weak men value money and notoriety over truth and decency. Tucker Carlson is a weak, weak man.”
Weak men lie on CNN and get on their knees to kiss Twitters butt to block people who make them sad
— Steven Kolln (@stevenkolln) March 3, 2023
You just perfectly described yourself. No idea why you even brought up Tucker Carlson’s name.
— Robert (@RobertNorCal) March 4, 2023
Weak men peddle false Russian collusion lies and spend millions of taxpayer dollars doing so needlessly.
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) March 4, 2023
Weak men use fear and hate to stoke personal fundraising efforts.
Weak men live in another state, not the one in who’s district he represents.
That weak man is you.
Sunday, March 5, 2023
CNN Announces 2023 Prom Queen / King Nominations
Friday, March 3, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, March 2, 2023
State Senator Single Handedly Trolls an Entire State Political Party.
"immediately cancel the filings of a political party, to include its registration and approved status as a political party, if the party’s platform has previously advocated for, or been in support of, slavery or involuntary servitude."
Let's all congratulate @BlaiseIngoglia who has secured the Hitler/Mussolini Fascist Award for his recent action. Like all fascists, he has no ideas so he has to try to rig the game. How UN PATRIOTIC/AMERICAN! Scumbag!! https://t.co/6jrz2szZQr
— AlterTrumpUSA (@AlterTrumpUSA) March 1, 2023
Tuesday, February 28, 2023
Democrat Rep Denies Black People Have God-Given Rights. Then Steps on Rake for Good Measure
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Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Lunatic - Tenn.) |
The House Judiciary cmte is having a normal one.
— Meara (@MillennialOther) February 28, 2023
Here's @RepCohen trying to dunk on Justices Thomas and Alito before attempting to lecture us on the Constitution and ultimately declaring that it is the government who gives us our rights. 🤡🤡
cc @JCNSeverino @ComfortablySmug pic.twitter.com/E2LgRtU7He
So, in his view, Black Americans were not being denied rights when they were being enslaved, they simply hadn't yet been "granted" rights by the government. What a truly awful thing to say.
— Anthony Amore (@anthonymamore) February 28, 2023
Monday, February 27, 2023
Marianne Sparkleshine Stardust Williamson is the First to Step Up to the Plate to Challenge Brandon.
“I’m running for president to help bring an aberrational chapter of our history to a close, and to help bring forth a new beginning. I feel my 40 years being up close and personal with the trauma of so many thousands of individuals gives me a unique perspective on what is needed to help repair America."
Sunday, February 26, 2023
Sunday Soothingness
For Your Sunday Soothingness, a choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Blog Editrix's personal collection: "Just Like I Pictured It" by Medeski, Martin & Wood from the Album 'Combustication'
Friday, February 24, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, February 23, 2023
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread
It's Time Once Again for Your Beloved Blog Editrix to Turn Things Over to You, The Reader.
Wednesday, February 22, 2023
Tuesday, February 21, 2023
Historian says 46 Will Go Down as Worst in History
"I ranked him among our five worst presidents in American history. He's actually going to become the worst president in American history.
Everything he does seems to be about destroying American exceptionalism, the American experiment and the American creed.
I've come to the conclusion he's doing it on purpose."
Monday, February 20, 2023
So, Brandon Drops By to See Volodymyr....
While in the neighborhood, Joe stops by the Palace in Kiev to pick up his 10% in person.
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Saturday, February 18, 2023
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Weekend Open Thread
It's Time Once Again for Your Beloved Blog Editrix to Turn Things Over to You, The Reader.
Friday, February 17, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, February 16, 2023
You Agree???
This is gold!! 🙌 @TruthSeek01011 pic.twitter.com/dOSTITTiy6
— Suzy🇨🇦 (@Susiemagooziee) February 16, 2023
ChatGPT Is a Bullshit Generator
Wednesday, February 15, 2023
Monday, February 13, 2023
Crazy Is Fun....... For a While.
“No society can entirely do without intelligentsia, but they’re like gut bacteria – valuable, but they have to be constrained in number and kept in their place or disaster ensues.” – Glenn Reynolds
Sunday, February 12, 2023
What Better Way To Kick Off Super Bowl Sunday Than With Film of Joe Biden Scoring Touchdowns.
Friday, February 10, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, February 9, 2023
Riveting New Documentary Film By Director E. Taint
Children Will Study This International Crisis Triumph For Decades
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Senator Shotgun Fetterman Rushed to DC Hospital
Democrat Senator John "Shotgun" Fetterman was hospitalized last night at George Washington hospital after feeling light-headed while attending a Democratic retreat. Doctors believe there was no evidence of a new stroke. More tests are being run and the senator says he is in "good spirits".
DMF resident Medical Expert, Dr. Z. Cockburn Savage III, believes Fetterman's latest health issue could very well be one of the many known side effects of listening to Joe Biden speak for prolonged periods of time. Doctor Savage also postulated the Senator could have been traumatized from wearing a suit for an extended period.
We are all praying for a speedy recovery John.
Wednesday, February 8, 2023
Get Out And Go Buy An Envelope.
Cliff Notes To SOTU. I Watched So You Didn't Have To.
7:55 PM: Eerily strange looking people wondering around aimlessly are talking to themselves and each other. Fetterman's pointed head visible above the crowd. Kyrsten Sinema enters chamber looking like she's is wearing the kitchen curtains from Pee Wee's Playhouse. Speaker Kevin is looking up & down at Kamala like she smells of a reanimated corpse. That means we're starting soon kids!
There's a guy in a white lab coat just to the left of the dais -- I imagine that's a doctor in case Greazy Joe's mouth outruns it's supply line and he goes into vapor lock, or the Turd Fairy shows up unexpectedly.
And look there 'it's the Supreme Court guys. Love them a lot. Apparently Alito, Gorsuch, and Thomas have chosen to make themselves scarce. Probably out guarding the big fence around the capital in case the Vikings show up. And there's Dr. Jill, lookin' like she raided Princes' closet, wearing a Hot Fluorescent Purple dress and 1970s' flowing locks.
Greasy Joe finally makes it to dais looking wide eyed like he's charged up with a full load of adderall and ready to kick it!
Starts with kind words to Speaker Kevin and the 'ol gasbag Pelosi. Oh Shit. Joe just called Chuck Schumer Minority Leader. What a kick in the nads for Chucks ego!
Joe is now doing his patented "we're all America, look how we work together" bullshit.
Kamala looks like she's holding in a massive fart.
Oh Joe starts lyn' - 12 billion new manufacturing jobs and "lowest unemployment since 1969" - FACT CHECK PLEASE!
Joe is explaining cars needs chips and salsa.
Ooooh Joes MAD, Joe's SHAKING a FINGER. HOW VERY DARE YOU for being 13th in infrastructure. LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN IRONWORKER. We need more Ironworkers (to extort money from to give to Democrats.) Joe's just listing shit now, but EXCITED. IRON! LUMBER! FIBER OPTIC CABLE! CHAMOMILE TEA!
Joe promises we don't have to worry about Big Pharma, he promises they will be fine, even though he murdered them with cheap insulin. - FACT CHECK PLEASE!
Kamala really needs to do something about that turkey neck she's growing. Damn Girl!!
Joe mentions that the winger extremouses wanna repeal the Inflation Reduction Act, and they all applaud, and he just laughs in their faces. Then drools' a little.
Got back from getting a small sip of Four Roses Small Batch and Joe's shouting! Repub are shouting! Joe's shouting. Like Prime Minister's Fisticuffs And Gentlemen's Crumpets and Swaggerbobbing! I don't know what's going on! It's so much fun!
Joe says we'll need oil for at least another decade and there's a hearty roar of laughter in his face, and now he is being roundly booed for noting that Trump can suck a big old deficit. Another big round of boos for Joe when notes tha Repubs want deep six Social Security. - FACT CHECK PLEASE.
Joe says some cool shit he did, like not letting Jimmy John's kidnap Subway employees or something and some other cool shit too, I forget. I went to get another small sip of Four Roses Small Batch.
So now Joe's got a bit of a laundry list going here of shit Biden wants done: ABORTION FOR EVERYONE! Tiny American flags for others! Ukraine, Putin, queer folks, a path to citizenship.
Joe slimed right over his offenses, rampant crime, invasion of our borders and poison drugs that kill everyday.
Joe spending little time on the China balloon, which Old Joe murdered with his bare space lasers. People are shouting USA,USA which is visabley annoying the dems. Suspect AOC started crying, can't say for sure.
Joe is against cancer. Joe is against hitting Paul Pelosi in the head with a hammer. DON'T BE ANTI-DEMOCRATIC SHITHEADS! says Joe. NO HITTING DEMOCRATS IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER.
Lots more blah blah blah......
9:20 PM: And Joe is DONE HERE.
He loves you baby. He wants you to be happy, and good, and not a dick like Speaker Kevin who was nice enough to invite him over to our house.
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I know you've probably already seen it, but Governor Sarah's rebuttal was a two to the chest and one to the head of Biden and his far left toads. And she left no doubt we'd better stand up for what we believe and give a big 'ol middle finger to the woketards.
Thanks To Gator Doug @ The Daily Gator for the Linkage!