Friday, March 24, 2023

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Thursday, March 23, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Reader for Now Because She Has Three Projects Going at Once and as Chaos Rules at the Moment, She's Way to Busy to Produce and Present a Post of Magnificence and Superior Quality Her Marvelous, Handsome & Enlightened Readers Have Come to Expect and Deserve. *cough*    

So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Bitch, Rant or Share Ye Links. 

And As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight.......and Use the Damn Coasters.

Tuesday, March 21, 2023

So There’s This Big Rumor Going Around....

.....a rumor DJT is gonna be arrested. I really don’t know all the specifics and I do not care.

This nakedly political oppression under the color of law is just another step in a long series of abuses and usurpations. We see it every day, especially on days close to an election. But really, it’s everywhere, every day. Sometime just lurking in the darkness. 

I don’t know what will happen. Maybe these headlines get packed away in a box to be deployed at a later date. Maybe there’s just some paper moved. I can’t imagine a perp-walk. And anyway, I don’t know what I’ll do. Probably nothing. Maybe something.

Say what you will about Trump, how much you don’t like him, the charges are valid, and there’s this tape you see….. whatever. Democrats do not get so much as threatened with anything, whereas Republicans get impeached, investigated, and prosecuted. I do not care about the specifics. It’s the pattern which matters, and which is undeniable.

I don’t expect to convince anybody of anything — I’m hardly convinced myself — and I certainly won’t begrudge the RTs and the NTs their reluctance to get worked up over this on the particulars. The pattern, however, is probably where we will find more common ground on the right. 

The knob on an awful machine is set for DJT. Do they dare fire it?

Regrettable conflict have started for reasons less directly, less visibly, less obviously a casus belli. We may be in the early throes of the collapse of what has been called “the everything bubble” for the last decade. Bad time to strike a match.

~Thank You Gator Doug @the Daily Gator for the Linkage! ~

Monday, March 20, 2023

Climate Grifters Move the Goalposts Yet Again

I know, I know, forget what we said in the past 50 years or so.

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, March 18, 2023

This Week in Crazy Sh*t Democrats Say.

Short List. This is just since Wednesday:
* Only Joe Biden could consistently say something as stupid as this:
“MAGA Republicans Are Calling For Defunding The Police”…

* Whoopi Goldberg has to Apologize Again For Using ethnic Slur On Air. - When is ABC going to park this nasty Bint??

* Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Blows Ozone up her ass for ‘Wellness’ - This comes as no real surprise here.

* "Associating a multi-billion dollar bank failure to supposed $70.5 million giveaway made to Black organizations is quite literally the definition of white supremacy — especially when it's a bank that has been and continues to be largely run by white people." - BLM Global Grifter Network Foundation.  

* “We Can All Learn From What China Is Doing” - Your Whacked out Energy Secretary Jennifer Granhole.  - Not sure if she means using child labor in africa for mining toxic elements china uses for your new electric car batteries, or building new coal burning power plants like the CCP are building all over South Asia? 

* Dem Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz - Fentanyl and other drugs “Mostly Carried In By Americans.” The Crisco Kid Strikes Again!

* MSNBC's Fernand Amandi- Ron DeSantis Is a “MAGA. Extremist. Bully.” And a “Fascist.” - He almost forgot to say Fascist. Almost.

* Nancy Pelosi: We Must Work With China “To Save The Planet From Climate Change”. Burp! Get Me That Granhole woman on the phone.

* NYT Editorial Board Resident Biogot Mara Gay on DJT saying internal problems pose the gravest threat to Western Civilization: "This is the language not just of dystopia, but of fascism, of white supremacy. This is coded language." -  Same shit. Different day....

* Joe Biden Says He Had An “Epiphany” And Began Supporting Gay Marriage In High School. (1960) - This Man has an pathological need, to tell obvious lies at the weirdest times. But no one is counting.

~Thank You Gator Doug @the Daily Gator for the Linkage! ~

Friday, March 17, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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☘️ Happy Saint Patrick's Day! ☘️

Thursday, March 16, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

Don Your Blogging Thongs and Bitch, Rant or Share Ye Links.
 And As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight......and Use the Damn Coasters.


Tuesday, March 14, 2023

Greta Thunberg Threatens to Hold Her Breath Until Evil World Leaders Capitulate To Her Demands

MFNS - After the utter embarrassment of the uncovering of a recent deleted 2018 tweet predicting the world could no longer be saved in 2023, the provocative pig tailed propaganda purveyor of climate panic, far left activist Greta Thunberg, has put the world on notice that she intends to hold her breath until her climate change demands to stop using fossil fuels are met she told the press.
"I will hold my breath until you evil rat bastards capitulate to my demands. Failure to do so will result in my demise as well as mother Earth and you will burn in HELL! 
Do You Understand!!??"
For a little background:
In June of 2018, the high school dropout tweeted a quote from an article predicting, “climate change will wipe out all of humanity unless we stop using fossil fuels over the next five years.” In other words, the point of no return is 2023. In other words, nothing can be done if we do not stop using fossil fuels by 2023.

Well, if nothing can be done, that means the entire environmental movement might as well pack up and go home.

This is the 54th prediction these enviro-fascists have had to take back. 54 dire predictions about the environment, and not one of them—not one!—has come true. The environmental movement is 0-54. We should all eat bugs, give up our air conditioning, and turn to socialism due to climate change (which is a hoax) because this 0-54 group says so?? What’s more, should we take this weird, little scold who didn’t finish high school seriously? - John Nolte
Greta took no questions as she then excused herself to rush to meet her reservations for a first class, climate controlled private compartment on mass transit powered by fossil fuel produced electricity to continue the fourth year of her 'How Dare You' tour.

Monday, March 13, 2023

Biden Handlers Execute 'Short Con' Aimed at Gaslighting Low Information Voters

"The shell game is also known as a “short con” because it is quick, simple, and easily executed, and it can be reversed whenever the trickster feels like it. Biden’s new ersatz toughness on fiscal matters, the border, inflation, and the rest is a short con. His policy seems to move, but it is all sleight of hand.

Biden’s sudden efforts to cast himself as tough on immigration, an issue on which he is 44 points underwater in polls because of the disaster he’s created on the southern border. His abject mismanagement drew a record 2 million-plus illegal immigrants into the United States in 2022, five times as many as in the year before he took office.

To muddy the waters on immigration, he’ll do what he did on spending. With that, he used the $2 trillion federal deficit of 2020, the year of the COVID recession, as his baseline and bragged that its decline to $1.4 trillion by 2022 made him fiscally responsible for “the largest one-year drop in American history.” He treats voters as fools who can’t see through the sham. If he cuts illegal immigration, let’s say by 25%, expect him to argue in 2024, “I cut record illegal immigration by 500,000 — more than any president in history.” Yadda, yadda!

This is an old political trick — screw things up and create a mess, and then when you make a few repairs, you hope to win praise for them while not getting any blame for creating the crisis in the first place.

Biden is now, supposedly, an immigration hawk, not a border destroyer; a deficit cutter, not a profligate spender; an inflation fighter — remember the laughably named Inflation Reduction Act — not a mad modern monetary theorist; and is also suddenly tough on crime, not the criminals’ best friend." Hugo Gurdon

It's a shell game. Rhetoric intended to dupe his base - low info blacks, MSNBC soft skulls and Xanax infused suburban white female voters - to create confusion about what his policy really is.

~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage! ~

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, March 12, 2023

Sunday Soothingness

For Your Sunday Soothingness, a choice morsel drawn from your Blog Editrix's personal collection, done by someone I have a kinship of sorts.  Neither of us were born in the deep south, but once here, we knew way down inside it's where we're meant to be. So for your listening pleasure, and sensory stimulation, I give you Maria Muldaur and "Talk Real Slow" from the album "Fanning the Flames" 

Friday, March 10, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

It's Time Once Again for Your Beloved Blog Editrix to Turn Things Over to You, The Reader.

Don Your Blogging Thongs, and As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight
......and Use the Damn Coasters.


Tuesday, March 7, 2023

A Study in Projection by a Master.

Dear Ms. Goldberg Johnson. The left invented the term 'Woke'. Projecting it onto people critical of your worldview is typical of 'The View' M.O.  There are to this day nasty leftist websites as well as streaming sites run by domestic terrorist sympathizers with 'WOKE' in their domain names. Google it you nasty bint. 

Whoopi cheers erasing history she’s not in tune with. One wonders if Goldberg will be so pleased when the calls come to take down statues of Martin Luther King and remove his name from roads and schools. After all, like her argument with Lincoln, ‘he’s really not in tune with where we are as a nation’ since, by 2023 standards, he was homophobic and transphobic.

[Washington Exam.]

Monday, March 6, 2023

The Norma Desmond Drama Queen Of American Politics Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut

Transparency is to Democrats what sunlight and holy water are to vampires and one of the left-wing party’s top congressional ghouls hissed in impotent fury over the idea that the more than 40,000 hours or surveillance footage from January 6, 2021, the day of the so-called insurrection could soon be made public.

Serial liar and shameless conspiracy theorist, Rep. Adam Schiff melted down on Twitter after Fox News host Tucker Carlson announced that the video which has been broken down by his team would finally see the light of day.
“Weak men peddle false election lies while privately dismissing them as absurd. Weak men use fear and hate to motivate their followers,” he whined. “Weak men value money and notoriety over truth and decency. Tucker Carlson is a weak, weak man.”
Twitter reacted to Schiff’s outburst by flame-broiling Pelosi’s defrocked chief inquisitor and generously basting him with a glaze of his own pathetic hypocrisy.
Twitter went on and on roasting him mercilessly.

The only thing that holds politicians in check is a spotlight from the press, and today the press is locked in the dark dank sphere of the democrats.  Every day the democrat media reports bring fresh revelations of un-named sources with no evidence what so ever. Just headlines. More headlines, more soundbites. All the while ignoring the real news of executive branch corruption.

[The Tweeter Box]
~Thank You Gator Doug @the Daily Gator for the Linkage! ~

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, March 5, 2023

CNN Announces 2023 Prom Queen / King Nominations

MFNS - After a three year long hiatus because of covid, CNN has decided to bring back their yearly Corporate Prom, Talent Show and Primal Scream Competition for it's employees. The event is intended to be a bit of sunshine in a sea of bad ratings for beleaguered network personalities doing heated battle rating races with local cable access gardening shows and reruns of 50 year old Perry Mason episodes.

Former CNN anchor and recovering makeup addict, Brook Baldwin, a five time Prom Queen (2011-16) revealed in her recent book "WTF Am I Working Here for?? - Memories of My Days at CNN", that the CNN Prom Queen Reign was an opportunity to show all the other ambitious CNN employees just who "The Bitch Who Shall Not Be Fucked With" is for the following year. But she also said the crown sometime results in bad feelings, sharp words and hair pulling screaming matches in the women restroom.

CNN has opened up the voting for the Prom Queen, and since they've lost 75% of their audience, they invite the general public who still watch CNN to help choose. So here's your opportunity to do your civic duty and help crown the newest Queen of CNN from this bevy of talented beauties.

Leave your choices in the comments and we'll make sure your vote get counted. No mail in ballots will be counted. Otherwise we use democrat election rules. You are allowed to vote numerous times, but within a reasonable number.

It's's history or something. Here are your CNN 2023 Prom Queen Nominees:

Editrix Update: It was just announced by the CNN 'Department of Diversity & Inclusion' that in the spirit of fairness, Prom King nominations would the limited to CNN's 2 Black male employees only.

This break in tradition caused Don Lemon (Prom Queen 2017-18) nomination to be moved from the 'Queen' to 'King' Category to create competition, which caused Victor Blackwell to accuse CNN of racism. 

Your MOF Prom King Nominees:

Friday, March 3, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, March 2, 2023

State Senator Single Handedly Trolls an Entire State Political Party.

Blaise Ingoglia, a Republican Senator in Florida, yesterday proposed the most hilarious bill that trolls the Democrats so hard. And boy are they are pissed.  Well Done Sir!
The proposed bill would:
"immediately cancel the filings of a political party, to include its registration and approved status as a political party, if the party’s platform has previously advocated for, or been in support of, slavery or involuntary servitude."
The bill doesn’t mention anywhere Democrats by name, so it’s interesting they know it’s about them....just kidding, everyone knows. So by the Florida Democrats acknowledging that this bill is about them, are they actually admitting to being the pro-slavery party that they say the Republicans are?

Ingoglia said he is sick of conservatives being called racist all the time for not conforming to insane Leftist policies. So, he decided to troll them by saying they should be canceled. Ingoglia said he he is sick of conservatives being called racist all the time for not conforming to insane Leftist policies. So, he decided to troll them by saying they should be canceled. Because they’re racist. LOL

And in typical fashion, the dems lost their shit:
I love how they are treating it as it’s going to be one party rule if Democrats cannot be registered as a party. Suddenly all those people who could still register as a party under a different name all of a sudden cannot vote.

Good grief these people are simpletons.

H/T Chicks On The Right

Throwback Thursday: Boobs of the World Expo

 From the Dark Dank Archives of MFNS - Dec. 2012

Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Democrat Rep Denies Black People Have God-Given Rights. Then Steps on Rake for Good Measure

Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Lunatic - Tenn.) 

I'm sorry, you'll have to forgive me, or praise me (your choice) but I just cannot look at Congressman Steve Cohen and not see Lon Chaney's 1925 Phantom of the Opera with glasses on.  Sometimes I can't keep from bursting out laughing.......

RS- Truly, we are governed by the dumbest people, and I don’t mean that as a generic insult. I mean that in the most technical way possible. The United States government is populated and run by some of the least knowledgeable mediocrities on earth.

To provide evidence of that, I bring you Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN), a man that’s no stranger to beclowning himself for the cameras. After all, this is the same guy who once brought a bucket of KFC to a hearing because then-AG Bill Barr rescheduled.

On Tuesday, Cohen decided to go on a rant denouncing the “right-wing” Supreme Court for doing things like upholding the constitution and forcing the Biden administration to follow the law. In the midst of that, the congressman proclaimed that women and black people don’t have God-given rights.
I’m sure that sounded a lot more smarter in his head.

God is not the US government. God-given rights (natural rights) are not bestowed by pieces of paper written by men. That conflation not only makes no sense, but it is the exact opposite of what the phrase God-given rights means in any historical context. Inalienable rights exist outside and in isolation of any government dictate. If rights come from politicians, then they aren’t rights. They are simply allowances by overlords.

Cohen apparently doesn’t grasp that and instead believes that a right doesn’t exist until the US government bestows it upon someone. Such a viewpoint is not only constitutionally illiterate, but it’s also dangerous in that it assumes unlimited power exists in the hands of an overarching, malleable human authority.

But if Cohen’s stream of consciousness wasn’t funny enough, things got hilarious when he took to Twitter and stomped on a rake by endorsed this post that was calling him a racist.
The mocking was relentless until Cohen began blocking tweeters

Unfortunately, Cohen’s view, dumb as it may be, is popular on the left. They have turned the US government into a god to be worshiped. No one has the right to do anything unless the overpaid elites in Washington give their stamp of approval. Thankfully, at least for now, the United States has a Supreme Court that is willing to check the Democratic Party’s most authoritarian instincts. At least for now. 

[The Dank Archives of DMF]

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Monday, February 27, 2023

Marianne Sparkleshine Stardust Williamson is the First to Step Up to the Plate to Challenge Brandon.

Tomorrow For A Better Tomorrow...or Something.

Marianne Williamson was by far the most entertaining candidate in the Democrat's 2020 debate lineup. She was spitting fire at DJT while spraying toxic unicorn farts on at all her competitors from her debate podium.  At one point in the race she was polling ahead of Spartacus Booker & Krissy Gillibrand, and even one percent Kamala Harris had to drop out the race before Williamson.

Sparkleshine Stardust formally kicked off her 2024 campaign with an event in Washington DC, on Saturday.
“I’m running for president to help bring an aberrational chapter of our history to a close, and to help bring forth a new beginning. I feel my 40 years being up close and personal with the trauma of so many thousands of individuals gives me a unique perspective on what is needed to help repair America."
Her 2020 campaign signature proposals was a plan to create a US Department of Peace. She also advocated that the federal government pay massive financial reparations to Black Americans as atonement for centuries of slavery and discrimination. You can probably expect much more lunacy along these lines again for 2024 since the democrats have gone full progtard. 

Sure, a lot of the other democrats who talk crazy too, but none of them come close to this level of hilarious insanity.

Stay tune kids, the run up to 2024 is going to be an absoulte shitshow from both side. Let's just pray we all survive it. 

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, February 26, 2023

Sunday Soothingness

For Your Sunday Soothingness, a choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Blog Editrix's personal collection: "Just Like I Pictured It" by Medeski, Martin & Wood from the Album 'Combustication'  

Friday, February 24, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, February 23, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

 It's Time Once Again for Your Beloved Blog Editrix to Turn Things Over to You, The Reader.

So Don Your Blogging Thongs, and As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight
......and Use the Damn Coasters.
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Tuesday, February 21, 2023

Historian says 46 Will Go Down as Worst in History

Presidential historian and New York Times best-selling author Craig Shirley says Joe Biden is on track to become the nation's worst president in history.
"I ranked him among our five worst presidents in American history. He's actually going to become the worst president in American history. 
Everything he does seems to be about destroying American exceptionalism, the American experiment and the American creed. 
I've come to the conclusion he's doing it on purpose."
The ranking is based off of a piece that Shirley wrote one year into Joe Biden's presidency. Shirley said that now that it's been two years since the president took office. 46 has been getting a lot of backlash lately for inflation, the economy and unpopular foreign policy decisions and now for choosing to go to Ukraine for a photo op and film footage for another election campaign on your money instead of going to Ohio where people are dealing with the aftermath of the train derailment and toxic chemicals affecting the community. 

Jimmy Carter should go to his reward confident he will no longer be considered the worst.

[Just the News]
~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage! ~

Monday, February 20, 2023

So, Brandon Drops By to See Volodymyr....

While in the neighborhood, Joe stops by the Palace in Kiev to pick up his 10% in person.

 Zelenskyy's Squeeze & The Dynamic Duo Outside Volodymyr's Palatial Wartime Bunker

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

A Good Monday Morning


Saturday, February 18, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Weekend Open Thread

 It's Time Once Again for Your Beloved Blog Editrix to Turn Things Over to You, The Reader.

So Don Your Blogging Thongs, and As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight
......and Use the Damn Coasters.
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Friday, February 17, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, February 16, 2023

You Agree???

Agree with her for the most part.
Except the last part where she says they will stop and go away.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

ChatGPT Is a Bullshit Generator

Been reading some of the interesting articles and comments about AI lately. And people seem to have been having fun with ChatGPT, testing out question and commands. Some have even tried to trick it into saying the forbidden "N" word with the help of a doomsday scenario.  

ChatGPT is, in technical terms, a 'bullshit generator'. If a generated sentence makes sense to you, the reader, it means the mathematical model has made sufficiently good guess to pass your sense-making filter. The language model has no idea what it's talking about because it has no idea about anything at all. It's more of a bullshitter than the most egregious egoist you'll ever meet, producing baseless assertions with unfailing confidence because that's what it's designed to do.

Unsuspecting users who've been conditioned on Siri and Alexa assume that the smooth talking ChatGPT is somehow tapping into reliable sources of knowledge, but it can only draw on the (admittedly vast) proportion of the interwebs it ingested at training time, with even a bit of TDS for good measure.

It's a bonus for the parent corporation when journalists and academics respond by generating acres of breathless coverage, which works as PR even when expressing concerns about the end of human creativity.

Large language models (LLMs) like the GPT family learn the statistical structure of language by optimising their ability to predict missing words in sentences. Of course, the makers of GPT learned by experience that an untended LLM will tend to spew islamophobia in addition to talking nonsense.

OpenAI is acquiring billions of dollars of investment on the back of the ChatGPT hype.  The point here is not only the pocketing of a pyramid-scale payoff but the reasons why institutions and governments are prepared to invest so much in these technologies. For these players, the seductive vision isn't real AI (whatever that is) but technologies that are good enough to replace human workers. 

Wednesday, February 15, 2023

Monday, February 13, 2023

Crazy Is Fun....... For a While.

“No society can entirely do without intelligentsia, but they’re like gut bacteria – valuable, but they have to be constrained in number and kept in their place or disaster ensues.” – Glenn Reynolds
In many ways, this is the most brilliant analogy I can think of to describe the problem of modern Western Culture. Gut bacteria is critical for human survival. It allows us to digest nutrients that keep us healthy. Likewise, intelligentsia help digest fresh intellectual concepts that keep a culture growing and dynamic.

But if gut bacteria escapes the digestive system and is introduced into the body, peritonitis results. It grows wildly out of control, inflaming the body’s tissues, creating abdominal pain, digestive upset, and eventually confusion and fatigue. Left unchecked death results.

Since World War II, in large part due to appreciation of how technology helped the Allies win the war, America created a meritocracy based on intellectual achievement. No longer was admired the fastest runner, the champion marble shooter, or the strongest boxer. The work of the artisan, whether the mechanic, the cabinetmaker, or the baker, was looked down upon.

Instead, the best and brightest were held up as exemplars. The intelligentsia exploded in numbers and escaped their natural environment of academia to populate — and run — all of society.  It took a while, but societal peritonitis has resulted, expressed as Woke culture, transgenderism, and Scientism as a form of worship. It will eventually reduce us to a regressive, feudalist society.

In Churchill’s words, “a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science.”

I don't know what the ultimate solution is or how we are to achieve it. We must find some way to return and confine the intelligentsia to their proper place without destroying them. They are necessary, but – as the last 20 years or so have demonstrated — we cannot allow them to run unchecked or to rule us. Crazy is fun for a while, like during your college years. It is too unstable to tolerate very long.

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, February 12, 2023

What Better Way To Kick Off Super Bowl Sunday Than With Film of Joe Biden Scoring Touchdowns.

Believe it or not, Joe Biden was a star hero footballer in high school, and what better way is there to celebrate Super Bowl Sunday than watching game film of the then-future POTUS doing a Justin Jefferson all over the his opponents scoring touchdown after touchdown?

In fact, there’s a collection of Archmere Academy game films — narrated by then-quarterback Bill Peterman and chock full of charmingly low-tech production, really loud unlicensed music, and some fancy dance moves by Peterman at the end — that has been sitting on YouTube since 2010, the year that Peterman and his former teammates met to celebrate the 50th anniversary of their undefeated season. But the clip has gone largely unnoticed, and as of writing this, has been viewed by just over 8 thousand people.

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Friday, February 10, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, February 9, 2023

Riveting New Documentary Film By Director E. Taint

 Children Will Study This International Crisis Triumph For Decades

Earl Done This Arts (Click Image To Make Biggie)

Note from US Ministry of Truth: "Chinese Spy Balloon" is a Xenophobic microaggression.
The new term is "Alleged Gas Filled Reconnaissance Floaty Thing." 
That is all.

Senator Shotgun Fetterman Rushed to DC Hospital

Democrat Senator John "Shotgun" Fetterman was hospitalized last night at George Washington hospital after feeling light-headed while attending a Democratic retreat. Doctors believe there was no evidence of a new stroke. More tests are being run and the senator says he is in "good spirits".

DMF resident Medical Expert, Dr. Z. Cockburn Savage III, believes Fetterman's latest health issue could very well be one of the many known side effects of listening to Joe Biden speak for prolonged periods of time. Doctor Savage also postulated the Senator could have been traumatized from wearing a suit for an extended period.

We are all praying for a speedy recovery John.


Wednesday, February 8, 2023

Get Out And Go Buy An Envelope.

So, I ran across this fascinating little post about an interviewer asking Kurt Vonnegut about a passage in his then newly published book, Man Without A Country, struck a chord with me. 

I lost my OPS Manager to Covid early last year, so I took on some of her duties. That made a lot of people happy; it got me out of the building and the engineer's hair when it wasn't necessary for me to be involved. Computers and technology are wonderful, and they make us better at what we do. But, we must never forget, as Vonnegut reminds us, that we are dancing creatures.

I have come to know exactly where Vonnegut was coming from.....

 DAVID BRANCACCIO: There's a little sweet moment, I've got to say, in a very intense book-- your latest-- in which you're heading out the door and your wife says what are you doing? I think you say-- I'm getting-- I'm going to buy an envelope.


DAVID BRANCACCIO: What happens then?

KURT VONNEGUT: Oh, she says well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is, is we're here on Earth to fart around.

And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we're not supposed to dance at all anymore.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Cliff Notes To SOTU. I Watched So You Didn't Have To.

7:55 PM: Eerily strange looking people wondering around aimlessly are talking to themselves and each other. Fetterman's pointed head visible above the crowd. Kyrsten Sinema enters chamber looking like she's is wearing the kitchen curtains from Pee Wee's Playhouse. Speaker Kevin is looking up & down at Kamala like she smells of a reanimated corpse. That means we're starting soon kids!

There's a guy in a white lab coat just to the left of the dais -- I imagine that's a doctor in case Greazy Joe's mouth outruns it's supply line and he goes into vapor lock, or the Turd Fairy shows up unexpectedly. 

And look there 'it's the Supreme Court guys. Love them a lot. Apparently Alito, Gorsuch, and Thomas have chosen to make themselves scarce. Probably out guarding the big fence around the capital in case the Vikings show up. And there's Dr. Jill, lookin' like she raided Princes' closet, wearing a Hot Fluorescent Purple dress and 1970s' flowing locks. 

Greasy Joe finally makes it to dais looking wide eyed like he's charged up with a full load of adderall and ready to kick it!

Starts with kind words to Speaker Kevin and the 'ol gasbag Pelosi. Oh Shit. Joe just called Chuck Schumer Minority Leader. What a kick in the nads for Chucks ego!

Joe is now doing his patented "we're all America, look how we work together" bullshit. 

Kamala looks like she's holding in a massive fart.

Oh Joe starts lyn' -  12 billion new manufacturing jobs and "lowest unemployment since 1969" - FACT CHECK PLEASE!

Joe is explaining cars needs chips and salsa.

Ooooh Joes MAD, Joe's SHAKING a FINGER. HOW VERY DARE YOU for being 13th in infrastructure. LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN IRONWORKER. We need more Ironworkers (to extort money from to give to Democrats.) Joe's just listing shit now, but EXCITED. IRON! LUMBER! FIBER OPTIC CABLE! CHAMOMILE TEA!

Joe promises we don't have to worry about Big Pharma, he promises they will be fine, even though he murdered them with cheap insulin. - FACT CHECK PLEASE!

Kamala really needs to do something about that turkey neck she's growing. Damn Girl!!

Joe mentions that the winger extremouses wanna repeal the Inflation Reduction Act, and they all applaud, and he just laughs in their faces. Then drools' a little.

Got back from getting a small sip of Four Roses Small Batch and Joe's shouting! Repub are shouting! Joe's shouting. Like Prime Minister's Fisticuffs And Gentlemen's Crumpets and Swaggerbobbing! I don't know what's going on! It's so much fun! 

Joe says we'll need oil for at least another decade and there's a hearty roar of laughter in his face, and now he is being roundly booed for noting that Trump can suck a big old deficit. Another big round of boos for Joe when notes tha Repubs want deep six Social Security. - FACT CHECK PLEASE.

Joe says some cool shit he did, like not letting Jimmy John's kidnap Subway employees or something and some other cool shit too, I forget. I went to get another small sip of Four Roses Small Batch.

So now Joe's got a bit of a laundry list going here of shit Biden wants done: ABORTION FOR EVERYONE! Tiny American flags for others! Ukraine, Putin, queer folks, a path to citizenship.

Joe slimed right over his offenses, rampant crime, invasion of our borders and poison drugs that kill everyday. 

Joe spending little time on the China balloon, which Old Joe murdered with his bare space lasers. People are shouting USA,USA which is visabley annoying the dems. Suspect AOC started crying, can't say for sure. 

Joe is against cancer. Joe is against hitting Paul Pelosi in the head with a hammer. DON'T BE ANTI-DEMOCRATIC SHITHEADS! says Joe. NO HITTING DEMOCRATS IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER.

Lots more blah blah blah......

9:20 PM: And Joe is DONE HERE.

He loves you baby. He wants you to be happy, and good, and not a dick like Speaker Kevin who was nice enough to invite him over to our house.


I know you've probably already seen it, but Governor Sarah's rebuttal was a two to the chest and one to the head of Biden and his far left toads. And she left no doubt we'd better stand up for what we believe and give a big 'ol middle finger to the woketards. 

Thanks To Gator Doug @ The Daily Gator for the Linkage!