Sunday, March 31, 2019

Swanson McNear Carlson and the CNN Doughnut Caper

It’s been a pretty rough week for CNN following the revelation that sainted Special Counsel Robert “Bob” Mueller cleared President Trump of colluding with the Russkies. But few have taken it harder than the obese little clown Brian Stelter, host of the ironically named "Reliable Sources".

Stelter has been helping push the conspiracy theories that Trump was in cahoots with the Kremlin and that Hillary would have never lost were it not for Putin, and following the collapse of the mother of all shit soufflĂ©’s the host unleashed a deranged and bitter tirade defending the fake news media. The chubby employee of the self-proclaimed “most trusted name in news” also has a bug up his ass because of what some believe is a cruel trick played on him by his nemesis, Fox’s Tucker Carlson who stands accused of “fat shaming” Lil’ Jeff Zucker:
On Friday, Carlson’s own Daily Caller website reported that the Fox News personality had sent an unsolicited box of doughnuts to CNN media correspondent and “Reliable Sources” host Stelter, a frequent critic of Carlson who recently said, “I just want Fox News to be a healthy part of the media ecosystem.” 
Now pals of Carlson tell Page Six that Carlson — who just last week nicknamed Stelter CNN’s “house eunuch … announcing proclamations from his tiny king [CNN president] Jeff Zucker” — will dispatch another box of Dunkin’ Donuts’ finest confections to Stelter next week. 
It’s not quite clear what has prompted Carlson to mess with Stelter at this particular moment.  Some sources guess that it’s over a fake story that Stelter wrote all the way back in November that suggested Carlson may have overstated the risk posed to his family by a protest at his home.
The report does not indicate whether Stelter has been eating the donuts. We have our own suspicions. 

(Page Six)

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Saturday, March 30, 2019

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Friday, March 29, 2019

Make No Mistake About It. You Can Take It To The Bank

Make no mistake, whether we've reached a tipping point or  just playing politics, not fearing the optics of thinking outside the box at the crossroads of their last ditch effort, there is always plenty of blame to go around in the searing indictment of the favorite Washington parlor game that turns a blind eye on a potent symbol of a the game-changer, which dons the mantle of a hotly contested feeding frenzy.

Needless to say, it remains to be seen in the 24-hour news cycle of the digital age, whether at first glance, the woefully inadequate, byzantine rules that burst onto the scene will allow the punditocracy to breathe a sigh of relief or will force it to vicariously probe the powers that be for the American people. But those rules double-down with strange bedfellows in the wake of keen observers of the tongue-wagging, well-heeled who meet with an ignominious end in the final analysis at the end of the day when, for all intents and purposes, cooler heads prevail at the inflection point of no return that is sometime shrouded in secrecy in an ill-advised, much-ballyhooed, hastily-convened, closely-watched and oft-cited paradigm shift of a broken system that underscores the object lesson of a Rorschach test.

Be that as it may, this is not your father’s tectonic shift, if you will, and Christmas comes early for the skittish in that land of contradictions which ushered in an eye-popping era in a nutshell that, contrary to popular belief, preventing anyone from acknowledging the new norm in which there are no face-saving compromises and we all press each other’s hot-button issues which are the talk of the town. Yet a portrait emerges of those who endured withering criticism in a dizzying array of wide-ranging interviews in a nondescript office building, and of the poster child of an unsung hero who was tapped to rise from obscurity and spark a debate that raised the specter of hand-wringing partisans on both sides who trade barbs in a war of words and walked on thin ice in a charm offensive, going forward as creatures of Washington in a stinging rebuke to the fevered speculation of the proverbial growing body of evidence that shines a spotlight on a political football. Which, much to our chagrin, raises more questions than answers about our tightly knit social fabric.

Thursday, March 28, 2019

Intelligence Committee Members Call For Shitweasel to Resign

For two years now, Sleazy Shitweasel Adam Schiff (D-CA) has claimed he was sitting on incontrovertible evidence that the Trump campaign colluded with the Russians to steal the 2016 election. He has never delivered on his claim, and of course the media never called him to account for his bluster. But the pressure is on now, because the Mueller investigation is wrapped up and it didn't show any evidence of collusion. He claims the “direct evidence” of which he’s been in possession for two years is not Trump and Putin taking long walks on the beach or holding hands on the gold escalator of Trump Tower, just political opportunism  and his tin foil hat suspicions about what everyone else in the world already knows about. None of which is collusion. 
CBS -Every Republican on the House Intelligence Committee is calling on Chairman Adam Schiff to resign Thursday, accusing the California Democrat of weaving a "demonstrably false" narrative of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia and "undermining" the credibility of the panel. 
At a hearing Thursday, Republican Rep. Mike Conaway read a letter arguing Schiff has been "at the center of a well-orchestrated media campaign claiming, among other things, the Trump campaign colluded with the Russian government." 
"Your willingness to continue to promote a demonstrably false narrative is alarming," said the letter read by Conaway. "The findings of the Special Counsel conclusively refute your past and present assertions and have exposed you as having abused your position to knowingly promote false information, having damaged the integrity of this Committee, and undermined faith in U.S. government institutions." 
"We need to restore the trust in the Intelligence Committee," McCarthy said, accusing Schiff of lying and comparing him to the infamous Sen. Joe McCarthy. The minority leader also said he would not consider removing Committee Ranking Member Devin Nunes, who was widely criticized by Democrats during his time as chairman and had to step away from the committee Russia investigation, in return for Schiff's resignation. 
A visibly emotional Schiff, who did not know this broadside from Republicans was coming, had a strident response. At times raising his voice, he listed a litany of known and controversial interactions between the Trump campaign and Russia – including Donald Trump Jr.'s involvement in the Trump Tower meeting.
As we have said here before, it’s not illegal to seek dirt on your political opponent from a Sexy Russian lady. And there's no proof that even happened anyway. There is proof this happened though. Schiff's continued butt sniffing investigation of the president and his associates is an example of congressional overreach and political grandstanding and an unhealthy obsession. Do the right thing Adam, jump head first out of the nearest window.....

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Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Ricky's Ratings Crater Big-time After Report Release

"The beginning of the attempted cover-up that's happening right now, right in front of our faces."

The Mueller investigation was a cash cow to what had long been a floundering and flailing ugly stepsister of NBC News, staffed by mouthbreathers and watched primarily by leftist kooks and the low-info troops. But Ricky Maddow has seen his ratings notably increase thanks to her spoon feeding the growing legions of Tin Foil Hat wearing imbeciles as the Mueller investigation unfolded. But the release of AG Barr’s summary letter threw a wrench into the narrative that has driven the network’s coverage. The Mueller disappointment drove loyal viewers away who sensed the total fraud that MSNBC gleefully perpetrated on their audience. Maddow, who has consistently vied for the first or second top-rated cable news program, was sixth on Monday evening, down almost 500,000 total viewers from the previous Monday, as was MSNBC’s second top-rated program in primetime, The Last Turd With Lawrence O’Donnell.
8P- Tucker - 3.87M, Hayes 1.51M, Cooper- 795,000.  
9P- Hannity- 4.05M, Maddow- 2.51M, Cuomo- 911,000. 
Fox more than quadrupled CNN. (insert laugh track here)
The cash cow is now dying and that's why they're clinging so tightly to it. And you can bet they will try to keep this conspiracy nonsense alive as long as possible. But it is doubtful that anyone who wasn’t watching her before the Mueller investigation is going to stick around to watch him create a conspiracy theory of a secret report proving Trump is owned by Russia.
"MSNBC has succeeded in convincing a lot of people that William Barr is running around radically misrepresenting the true findings of the Mueller report & Mueller and his team of high-powered lawyers are just sitting silently by while he does it. How dumb & gullible do you have be to believe this? MSNBC is like an apocalyptic cult that kept promising its flock the world would end on a specific date & now that it hasn't, they have to invent new theories to keep them hooked." - Glen Greenwald
The fake news business is far too lucrative to expect accountability, but let's hope millions of Americans finally understand that they have been bamboozled and tune them out.

(The Beast)
(The Tweeter)

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

DJT Presidential Library Hall of Memes

H/T Konan The Bar Barron

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One Does Not Simply ‘Move On’ From A Coup

by G.Benton

Now that Robert Mueller’s report dropped a MOAB on the Russia Collusion narrative, some nice folk on the right are calling for ‘moving on’ and healing. Hard pass, thanks. When former Director of the CIA John Brennan, otherwise known as patient zero for the what can only be called a soft coup, now wishes to blame years of treasonous behavior on ‘bad intel’ and skate by – it’s definitely NOT time to move on. It’s time to make sure each and every co-conspirator is exposed and held accountable.

The problem is it is precisely the urge to ‘move on’ and ‘heal’ on the right that let the traitors believe they could seek to overturn an election, falsely impeach a duly elected president, and destroy anyone who got in the way. We must remember that this was an attempted coup, not a ‘hoax’ or a misunderstanding or ‘bad intel’. While we have heard the term ‘coup’ many times recently, and perhaps we’ve grown used to the idea. But this is something many of us never really imagined would be possible in the United States of America. And yet here we are.

Let me ask you a rhetorical question. Do you think we’ve heard the worst of what those behind this coup did? Considering that we already know from various testimony and documents that from the top of the Obama administration down to key players in the DOJ, State, FBI, and the media conspired to take down the Trump administration and destroy the lives of many around him (including his family), I’d say there’s a near 100 percent chance that we’ve only seen the tip of the iceberg. The public is easily distracted and life comes at us fast these days. If we become complacent and breathe a sigh of relief that this Mueller fiasco is over, and if we make the fatal mistake of moving on then the perpetrators (traitors) will learn nothing, retain power, and almost certainly return stronger one day.

Creatures such as Pelosi, Schumer, and others burrowed in deep blue districts do not fear for their political viability. They simply seek to manage the narrative and the news cycle with lies.That is how someone like Granny Pantsuit could still be guzzling chardonnay in the woods instead of wiling away her remaining years in prison. Too few citizens are actually even aware of what has happened. Too many were duped by such transparent, stupid lies. The idea that Donald Trump, a billionaire capitalist who has spoken for decades of wanting to reform America, would be a willing stooge of Vladimir Putin is the kind of stuff that wouldn’t make it past the first draft in a Hollywood script.

There are folks on the right who don’t want to believe these things could be happening in America. Bless their hearts, they project their own inherent goodness on the left – and that is a potentially fatal flaw that the left has exploited for decades. Then there are the miscreants known as Never Trumpers, who provide aid and comfort for those who wish to impose these new rules on the rest of us, either out of rank ignorance or malice. Let’s never forget – Never Trumpers have been wrong about everything. And Obama promised a fundamental transformation. Thankfully, he and his chosen gin-soaked successor were too incompetent to fully see their vision into reality. But they got close. Too close. And they did real damage that we’ll be repairing for a long, long time. 

Remember this: Had the Never Trump nitwits had their way, President Hillary would now have the courts with willing toadies who would legislate away the 1st and 2nd amendments – and with them the rest of our inconvenient rights. We know today that Fake News is indisputably the enemy of the people. Those who cry that Trump attacks the press can stop now. He’s been telling an inconvenient truth. We know that certain pundits on the right and almost everyone on the left actively gaslighted the American people in an effort to regain political power and undo the people’s choice in 2016. If that’s not the enemy of the people, I don’t know what is. 

 Every single one of these people needs to be held accountable in direct proportion to their actions. Some should be fired, some should be prosecuted. All should be forever stained by their willingness to usurp the will of the people and undermine our electoral process. We either have the rule of law and it applies to everyone, or we don’t.

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Monday, March 25, 2019

What an Embarrassment and Mockery of Journalism They Have All Become......


On Sunday’s CNN's super-ironically-named Reliable Sources, in light of what the left-wing media has been screaming for nearly 800 days having been shown to be wrong and utterly bankrupt, the irrelevant Watergate dinosaur Carl Bernstein, reveling again in the bright lights of the media attention, took time out from repeating the exact same thing he's been saying night after night for two years to celebrated just how stellar a job the media has done:
“Look — let’s look at where the disinformation and mistakes and lying have come from. It hasn’t come from the press; it’s come from the President of the United States and those around him. I think we’ve done — the media, the press — has done one of the great reporting jobs in history, especially of covering a presidency by the most news organizations.”
It's now called "GOING FULL BERNSTEIN"

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Sunday, March 24, 2019

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Saturday, March 23, 2019

Joy Reid: Feels Like the Seeds of a Cover-Up Up in Here

You knew it wouldn't take long, and pretty much knew who would be saying it. The Exalted Negress of MSNBC Joy Reid, who knows a thing or two about cover-ups, spoke up first. She stacked her morning weekend show with some of those liberal soft-heads who've advanced careers over the last 22 months spreading conspiracy theories and unfounded hysteria over Trump-Russia collusion, and are now peddling a new misdirection to cover up their embarrassing failure. MSNBC, like the Clown News Network, has profited mightily from the 24/7 Russia, Russia thing and both stand with microphone in hand and their pants around their ankles now the conspiracy has collapsed at their very feet:
On MSNBC this morning, Joy Reid talked with her panel about what Attorney General Bill Barr will ultimately do now that he’s reviewing the full Mueller report, even suggesting possible “seeds of a cover-up.” Reid read from Barr’s letter––the part where the AG pledged “as much transparency as possible”––and said, “I remain cynical.” 
Above the Law editor Elie Mystal agreed with Reid, saying, “Is Trump’s flunky going to release a report that might be damaging to his sugar daddy? I don’t think so. I don’t even know why we think that Barr isn’t the one who stopped the investigation,” he continued. “This is a 22-month-long investigation, Barr’s been on the scene for a month, and now we’re done? That doesn’t strike anybody as odd? No, I have absolutely no confidence that Bill Barr will do anything other than what is in the best interest of Donald Trump.” 
Reid then said she has concerns about “the seeds of a cover-up”: 
“The fact that this investigation takes place within the Justice Department, which Donald Trump essentially controls, and that he got rid of the problem, Jeff Sessions, who––the one decent thing that he did was just recuse himself. This guy is not recused. It feels like the seeds of a cover-up are here.”
If you constantly went on TV or wrote things to mislead millions into believing Mueller was coming to arrest Trump, Jr.Trump, Jared and a whole slew of others for conspiring with the Russians to deny the rightful ascension of Hillary Clinton, just admit it. Save yourselves the embarrassment of all this whitewashing & pretending. You have run out of turd polish. Democratic elites, NatSec officials, & the cable news hosts who pushed their conspiracy narrative don't realize, and will never reckon with, how much they have just helped Trump's re-election campaign.

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Spartacus Wants To Marry Some Ugly Chick In The WH

With the 2020 presidential hopeful clown car getting really crowded you have to think of something to make you stand out from the rest of the pack, something really special like eat with a comb or get a cute puppy or come out against circumcision, or maybe something much more fashionable like a Hispanic girlfriend.

Senator Spartacus took a brief detour from talking about politics to praise his new girlfriend, Rosario Dawson, on The Ellen Show and flirt with the possibility of a White House wedding. Booker told DeGeneres that Dawson has made him more “courageous” in the love that he projects and wants to see in the United States. He’s just a man in love. With himself.  And definitely it’s true love and definitely not a shameless ploy to look hip and with it and cool. I figure he was more a Caitlyn Jenner type.

Now I have to admit, I have no idea whatsoever who this Rosario Dawson chick is. Supposedly she's another dime a dozen actress on some streaming service show I have never heard of, and to be truthful I thought she was a guy from the first picture I saw. But we should all pray that with his buggy-eyes and her face, they don't reproduce.

See kids, even adults can pretend and play "house".


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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Baristas to Beto: Come On Dude, Get Off the Counters Man

When you run for presidential through social media, expect to be turned into a meme.

When Beto O’Rourke arrived for a campaign stop at the Beancounter Coffeehouse in Burlington, Iowa, he hopped right up on the shop’s counter and addressed the masses below. During a visit to Narrow Way Cafe in Detroit, O’Rourke grabbed a microphone and scrambled up on the counter. At Sing-A-Long Bar and Grill in Mount Vernon, Iowa Beto jumped right up on that counter too. After a week of stump speeches from a perch next to the extra sweets and the cash registers, Beto’s countertop habit has become a meme. And some of the nation’s baristas are asking him to please get down from there.

Connor Finnegan, a Brooklyn coffee shop manager said if O’Rourke comes to his cafe, he’s “definitely not” getting on the counter. “He can be heard and seen perfectly well standing on the ground,” citing the 6’4” Beto's height. Josh Wilson, the owner of Cohesive Coffee in Greenville, South Carolina, said he could envision himself voting for O’Rourke, but still wouldn’t want him standing on his counter. “As a cafe owner, the way the picture shows doesn’t make sense,” Wilson said of a picture of O’Rourke squatting on a counter to listen to a woman standing on the ground. “I would understand standing on the counter because the crowd was so big, although organizing it would be better. But he’s kneeled down. It seems like a photo opp that wasn’t necessary. His feet are right by the cups.”

“It's silly to me that Beto spends like half his waking hours hopping on the countertops of coffee shops across Iowa,” Deadspin writer David Roth tweeted Monday, “but—and I assume this is part of the point—I am enjoying the mental image of Trump wheezily humping himself up onto a table at a Ruth's Chris in Ottumwa.”

(Daily Beast)
(The Tweeter)

Monday, March 18, 2019

The Cackling Hens Go After The Psychedelic Warlord

With Whoopie Goldberg freshly arrived back after her absence for a once yearly shove through the local car wash to rinse out those nasty dreadlocks, it was no surprise to hear the Cackling Hens of 'The View' crank it back up and take on the newest clown to jump out of the trees and into the ring to battle for the democrat's 2020 version of our nation's savior. Whoopie wasted no time telling Beto the Boy Wonder not to get too big for his britches and be Careful' About Your 'White Male Privilege' there pretty boy. 
While journalists may be on the “Beto Bus,” the ladies of The View certainly aren’t, (yet anyway.) The hosts dragged the newly announced 2020 candidate for his “white male privilege,” Monday, after he made a series of gaffes over the weekend. Goldberg began by pointing out O’Rourke had broken Bernie Sanders’ fundraising record before slamming him as a privileged white male.  
"Something I heard him say was he realized he was a guy with white privilege and so he also felt he needed a female to run with him. Well, my question is what makes you think she wants to be your vice president? Why would you think she needed to you do that? You have to be careful with privilege like that because things slip out of your mouth, so you got to really sort of clamp down before you open it and have foot inserted. I don't use this all the time but it really is white male privilege to be like, ‘I was born to do this.’ If Hillary or Kamala or anyone had been on the cover of Vanity Fair saying ‘I was born to do this,’ the media would be going insane right now against it....." - Read More
It is funny to see the left eating their own over identity politics. Misgivings about Beto’s racial and chromosomal makeup were front and center on CNN’s New Day when they discovered that Democratic presidential hopeful was actually a white male, and they were not happy about it. The cable network went into race-baiting overdrive following the announcement of O’Rourke’s candidacy, airing hours of feverish handwringing over whether Beto’s “white maleness” rendered him an unacceptable choice for the Democratic Party nominee.

Beto also received this pushback from other CNN hosts, who slammed his “white male” status over 50 times in 24 hours, and from CBS This Morning host Gayle King, who asked the the in your face question, “Are you disadvantaged by being a privileged white man?

Funny thing, no one has yet questioned his sanity. This is gonna be so much fun to watch.......

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Sunday, March 17, 2019

No One is Watching Except Bored Emotional Support Animals In Airport Lounges

It must be tough driving to work knowing not one show on your entire network can beat the morning crap-fest 'Squinty & Meat Puppet' in the ratings. (Lookin' at you prime time Fredo)

Yet CNN is still trying to pretend they're a "news" channel, but their efforts at red meat shitheadery (Cuomo, Lemon, etc.) ring false somehow. It's just a pale cargo-cult simulacrum of the eight-headed shouty-fest that the other two networks have perfected. The wall-to-wall bash Trump sugar high is wearing off. And to think, the guy that has presided over CNN's race to become a laughing stock, Jeff Zucker, was promoted to Chairman of one of Warner's new media companies in addition to CNN. I guess picking on CNN is starting to feel like kicking a puppy for peeing on the floor......

But this chart from @roadmn is BRUTAL. Clicky to Bigify


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Saturday, March 16, 2019

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Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Science Be Hard

What's Her Name and Her new Friend, Bill Nye The Fake Science Guy

In the newest attempt by the Left to grease the wheels for ridiculous environmental policy is the “racial gap” in air pollution. This is nothing more than the standard leftist emotional appeal to force their radicalism using guilt and by parading cultural marxism as a science. An article in USA Today , the McDonalds of News, claims that Blacks and Hispanics disproportionately breathe air that's been polluted by non-Hispanic whites, but let’s actually think about that data for a second.

The article focuses on pollution caused by “non-Hispanic whites” which happens to be 60% of the population, and how that majority of the population creates more pollution, in other words, more people have a larger effect than less people.  Yes, this is science according to the Left. This is how the Left will attempt to cede control of everything under the guise of equity, the claim being that because whites consume more they are more responsible for pollution, and since Hispanic and Black minorities live in urban areas which have far higher air pollution it must be white people’s fault. Even in the study the author admits that pollution has been greatly reduced, but they need to focus on the “racial inequity”, which is their pseudo-intellectual way of saying “we are actually reducing pollution, but I want radical policy changes so I’m going to make it racist”.

The rhetoric on environmental issues from the Left is as astounding as it is dishonest. When you hear the statements about how close we are to the brink of no return with global warming, ever hear them speak about stopping countries like China and India from pushing us over this supposed brink? That whites are responsible for pollution and it’s hurting brown people is now racist. It’s just as dumb as saying whites eat more bread, whites drive more cars, whites own more homes and making that a reason why the whites are somehow racist solely based on the fact that they are the majority. The only solution I can seem to find them suggesting is that whites need to stop being the majority and this will solve the problem.......
“These findings confirm what most grassroots environmental justice leaders have known for decades, ‘whites are dumping their pollution on poor people and people of color,’” said Texas Southern University public affairs professor Robert Bullard, who was not part of the research. Bullard, often called the father of environmental justice, is African-American.

Does This Diversity Thing Rock or What!

Man Meets Man, Men Become Women, 
Women Beat Up Women Who Want To Be Men?

Okay, this is one of the few times Diogenes has needed both a calculator and the Urban Dictionary to figure out what the hell an article was about:
"In what has been described as a “horrifying” incident two women were attacked by a group of men who identified themselves as “transgender women” at the Portland State University “Law and Disorder Conference” which billed itself as a “provocative space for comparative critical dialogue between activists, revolutionaries, educators, artists, musicians, scholars, dancers, actors and writers”. 
The women were attacked in a coordinated assault as they sat at a table which sold feminist books and literature. The men destroyed the books and marked up the table display with permanent markers. One of the women was also marked up by the men. 
Predominantly male conference onlookers by all reports allowed the attack to take place, watching in stunned silence. Two males affiliated with the same group as the feminists - Deep Green Resistance - were also in attendance and the “trans women” threw a projectile at the head of one of them.
According to reports, the transgender males or “trans women” took issue with the feminist content in the Deep Green Resistance materials. Specifically, a portion of the materials reflected the feminist position that social roles based on sex are undesirable and harmful to women........"
Now Diogenes is just a little confused as to what happened here.

Notice in italics part of the article that says the “predominantly male onlookers allowed the attack to take place.” Keep in mind that’s assuming that the male onlookers were actually male.” Diogenes would not rush to judgement on that lest I be taken as a BLTaphobe.

Also, even if the males were actually male, which they probably might or could have possibly been or not, why in the world would the onlookers defend feminists against their transgender attackers? That could, or may not possibly so or possibly not, be construed as a sexual hate crime against an oppressed group.

Best leave all the bitches alone and let them slap each other senseless until small trickles of blood drip from their collective noses.

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Monday, March 11, 2019

In Case You're Wondering Who's Really Responsible for Someone Like Ilhan Omar Getting Elected to Congress....

Dec 22, 2016 - According to the Refugee Processing Center, the Obama administration has already welcomed 23,248 individuals to the United States as “refugees” through the first 11 weeks of the 2017 fiscal year – almost doubling the 13,786 who were accepted for the same period in 2016. Obama’s goal is to bring in as many refugees into America as possible through a concerted effort – before Trump takes over the presidency.

Barack Obama is speeding up the “refugee” resettlement process before he turns over the White House keys to his successor, President-elect Donald Trump – in an effort to boost the numbers so high that it is now projected that they will exceed his target of 110,000 for this fiscal year by nearly 600.

Conservative Review Senior Editor Daniel Horowitz points out that even though Obama is planning on bringing 110,000 refugees into America this fiscal year, Trump will be able to block the remaining 80,000 or so slated to arrive on U.S. soil after he takes over the reins from the lame duck president.
"Think about this: We’ve brought in 3,000 Somalis in just two-and-a-half months. That is outpacing our typical 8,000-10,000 that we’ve unprecedentedly brought in almost every year for over two decades. Thousands more have come from other countries in the Middle East and North Africa. 
Clearly, Obama is trying to front-load refugee resettlement and set it in motion for the remainder of the fiscal year – even after he leaves office. There is believed to be a political motivation to the influx of refugees in specific states – in order to transform them from red to blue ….."
The expert on immigration and legal matters is amazed that the Obama administration continues its push to bring more and more Somali refugees into Minnesota and Ohio – despite the fact that Minneapolis and Columbus have reported numerous terror recruitment problems inside of their communities dominated by relocated Somalis.

He added that the “fundamental transformation” of America initiated by Obama has seen an inflated number of Somalis and Syrians infused into modestly to moderately populated cities – such as Erie, Pennsylvania and Bowling Green, Kentucky.
“They are bringing the refugees in so fast right now that it’s difficult to find places to house them. I’ve been hearing stories from my sources that some are being secretly housed in Muslim-owned hotels and being held there until openings can be found in local apartment complexes. Housing is always the key for this program. That’s why I often tell people to be wary of government-subsidized housing projects being built in your city because this is often a precursor to refugee resettlement, especially if you have a liberal mayor at the helm of your city.”

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Sunday, March 10, 2019

Educational Crash Course #952

 Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:

"Medieval History 101"
Major Discoveries and Advancements in Knowledge

in 15th Century Eastern Europe

 Socialism for Fun, Fame and Profit:
A lecture by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez


Saturday, March 9, 2019

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Friday, March 8, 2019

Now She's Gone and Stabbed the Dem's Sacred Cow

 A Bull in a Hijab Walks Into A China Shop........

There's a rumor Nancy Pelosi's blood pressure collar is directly wired into the 9-11 call center, and there is a shortage of aspirin in DC because of pain in the asses of Democrats these days. Why? Two Words: Ilhan Omar.

She's like a loose cannon, a bull in a China shop and stoned freshman at Berkeley free speech week all rolled into one. And now she's gone and stabbed the sacred cow of the the left, the Black Pearl himself, Barky Obama.

In an interview published at Politico, Omar ripped Obama, belittling his “pretty face” and saying his agenda of hope and change was an illusion. A pretty face who got away with murder
She cited the “caging of kids” at the Mexican border and the “droning of countries around the world” on Obama’s watch — and argued that he wasn’t much different from President Trump. 
"His policies are bad, but many of the people who came before him also had really bad policies. They just were more polished than he was.  We don’t want anybody to get away with murder because they are polished. We want to recognize the actual policies that are behind the pretty face and the smile. We can’t be only upset with Trump."
The comments about a man lionized by Democrats were only the latest in a series of incendiary statements that have put the national spotlight on Omar, a Somali Muslim. Omar — along with Rashida Tlaib of Michigan the first Muslim women in Congress — said she’s willing to keep speaking out and be a Republican punching bag if it helps advance her agenda, a prospect that likely makes many of her fellow Democrats cringe.
OH PLEASE, continue to speak! We love'd to hear more......

UPDATE: 7 PM via Twitchy:
"Rep. Ilhan Omar accused Politico’s Tim Alberta of distorting her words in an article that went live this morning and she posted the audio of the interview to prove it......."

Exhibit A of how reporters distort words. This is why I always tape my interviews.- @Ilhan
Exhibit A of how politicians use the media as a straw man to avoid owning what they said.
Your tape...supports what I wrote 100%. So does my longer tape. It's beyond dispute.
Next time, a phone call from your office before the Twitter ambush would be appreciated.


Thursday, March 7, 2019

Elijah's Cumming for Your Seat Mr. Governor

You’ll probably remember the lovely, and  robust Stacey Abrams, the socialist Democrat who ran for governor of Georgia despite owing nearly $200,000 in back taxes and having no executive experience to speak of, who lost her election to Republican Brian Kemp by almost 55,000 votes. You’ll probably also remember that Abrams put on a sore loser act that would shame even Al Gore, refusing to concede the election and proceeding to start a “voting rights” group to fight “voter suppression” like that she continues to allege.

Well this week the Democrats in charge of the U.S. House of Representatives, in the person of House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah "Bullet Head" Cummings, who reps for the Baltimore ghetto, announced Wednesday the dems were launching an investigation into allegations of voter suppression in Georgia. Bullet Head and crew are demanding the receipts to the election Brian Kemp stuffed in his pants and walked off with when he thought no one was looking. You see, Kemp was also the Georgia secretary of state. And he's white.

Now Georgia, like other states,  has “use it or lose it” laws, which means if you go a long time without voting they’ll put you on “unverified” status and if you turn up at the polls you’ll need to SHOW A VOTER ID to vote. That’s a measure designed to PREVENT VOTER FRAUD and it’s a sensible one. But this is known as “voter suppression,” according to today’s Democrat Party. Heaven forbid we try and have a free and fair election where a vote cast is a vote counted, not cancelled out by fraud. 

But If you’re looking to send people from precinct to precinct to stack ballot boxes it’s a lot easier to avoid getting caught if they’re voting for people who never show up, and when somebody who hasn’t voted in 10 years turns out to vote it’s often a decent bet there is some democrat voter fraudin' goin' on somewheres.


There were also Voter registrations that were not processed because of voter information did not match, like residence or age. This is to PREVENT VOTER FRAUD. It was done in accordance with state law. Stacey Abrams understood from the get-go that she'd never win if she relied on "habitual voters," so she worked hard to inspire and mobilize so-called "low propensity" voters, or as they are sometime call elsewhere, dead people.

Jim Jordan, the ranking Republican member on House Oversight had this to say:
“It’s highly unusual for a Congressional Committee to involve itself in a state’s election. This is squarely in the purview of the state of Georgia, not the House Oversight Committee. We can’t help but think that attempts by the Democrats to insert the Committee into the state’s business is an attempt to relitigate an election result that they do not like.”
And we’re now going to have a knock-down, drag-out fight in the House Oversight Committee over whether any attempts to police the voter rolls or keep elections honest are evidence of bigotry and so on.

(The Hayride)
(That Whiny Leftist Website That Shall Remain Unnamed) 

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Wednesday, March 6, 2019

This Isn’t Even a Wrist-Slap

"The House of Representatives had plans to vote today on a resolution that’s billed as a slap at Rep. Ilhan Omar over her persistent anti-Semitic remarks — but it doesn’t even mention her by name. Drafted by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and the help of New York’s own Eliot Engel and Jerry Nadler, the measure merely denounces a host of anti-Semitic tropes, such as “the myth of dual loyalty, including all allegations that Jews should be suspected of being disloyal neighbors or citizens.” 

"The resolution will be updated to include anti-Muslim bias and other forms of bigotry, likely pushing a vote to Thursday, a day later than they had originally hoped, according to two Democratic aides. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Majority Leader Steny Hoyer told Democratic leaders about the change of plans Tuesday evening, one of the aides said......"

Volumes have already been written postulating on why Jews vote Democrat and think the way they do and it's too complicated to go into here without taking up the entire blog for at least a week.  What you have are the twin evils of Leftism and Islam teaming up to achieve a shared geopolitical vision of destroying post-Enlightenment Western civilization, its advances, everything it stands for, and supplanting it with their own. And Bernie Sanders, Donkey Chompers, Nadler, Schumer and all the rest are in for a very rude awakening about what will happen if they succeed.

Last night's sham of a mockery of a charade of two shams of a farce of that non-condemnation condemnation proves my point. To wit, the Democrat Party is an anti-Semitic, anti-Christian, anti-American entity that poses an existential threat to our existence. And it's not just the party which is the political apparatus in government. It is also the media and most crucially the schools. They are acting in concert, using the very freedoms they despise to proclaim that what they are doing is in the name of preserving them.

Another tactic taken up by Democrats, I've noticed, is trolling for supposedly anti-Semitic comments by Republicans to deflect and dilute the attention on Omar. On Monday Democrats found one such strawman, when the ranking member of the oversight committee, Jim Jordan, spelled liberal donor Tom Steyer's name with a dollar sign in a tweet. Liberals across the media quickly took up the cause: "Gee whiz, what if Ilhan Omar had done this?!" Well, if Omar had inserted a dollar sign into the name of a supposedly Jewish donor, considering her history, we'd have to assume she’d was clumsily trying to make another bigoted comment. - JJ Sefton

(New York Post)

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

She's Not Running, But Vows To Hang Around and Annoy All of Us Mercilessly

In an appearance on local news in New York, Hillary Clinton confirmed Monday night that she really really isn't running for president in 2020, and will instead remain active in politics, bothering both right and left. She also ruled out any prospects of losing races for other offices like New York governor or mayor of New York City, although she added she loves New York and cares very much about its future.

In addition to helping to develop a Mars colony of enslaved children to serve the whims of the Hollywood and global elite's vast army of pedophiles, she intends to stay involved by meeting with 2020 Democratic candidates to offer them feedback and her winning strategy advice.  Clinton also said she was very encouraged by the outcome of the 2018 midterm elections and was "thrilled by the exciting, dynamic women who were elected to Congress," particularly if she can use her sophisticated mind control techniques to make them do her bidding, even after she is imprisoned in Guantanamo.

Clinton will likely occasionally appear on MSNBC and say crazy things,  like entirely new DaVinci Code-type reasoning for her presidential campaign losses or to reveal a juicy Russian/Trump conspiracy theory to drastically reduce the number of domestically produced English Muffins. A brief moment of silence followed by a 'Vagina Yell' will be held later today by the small but intense "Clinton's About to Run" feminist covens across the country who's dreams Clinton has selfishly stomped upon.

Monday, March 4, 2019

As Expected, He Never Had Anything

For two years now Sleazy Shitweasel Adam Schiff (D-CA) has claimed he was sitting on incontrovertible evidence that the Trump campaign colluded with the Russians to steal the 2016 election. He has never delivered on his claim, and of course the media never called him to account for his bluster. But the pressure is on now, because the Mueller investigation is about to wrap up and it’s not going to show any evidence of collusion. That’s going to leave Schiff, as chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, to either explain his earlier claim that he had this so-called evidence of collusion, or pick up the probe as a committee matter. His method of dealing with that? This.
Rep. Adam Schiff, the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, said Sunday there’s “direct evidence” of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia and he won’t let up on digging into Trump’s finances.
“I think there is direct evidence in the e-mails from the Russians through their intermediary offering dirt on Hillary Clinton as part of what is described in writing as the Russian government effort to help elect Donald Trump,” Schiff told CBS’s “Face the Nation.”
So let’s recap: pencil neck was all over the news shows claiming he had direct evidence of collusion, but he wouldn’t say what it was and now that he’s getting asked about it again and he has to say something so he claims the “direct evidence” of which he’s been in possession for two years was nothing more than e-mails concerning a meeting everyone else in the world already knew about.

It’s not illegal to seek dirt on your political opponent from a Sexy Russian lady, and we’ve been over this before. So why does Schiff’s statement matter now? It matters because he needs to come up with a rationale for initiating a new committee probe after Mueller’s is done. Supposedly this big, incontrovertible evidence that he’d been sitting on for two years was going to provide that rationale. But it turns out the only thing he had was his own personal suspicion based on the same media narratives we’ve all been aware of for a very long time. He has no particular information the rest of us don’t have, and the rest of us don’t have anything that warrants continuing to investigate this once Mueller has wrapped things up. It’s too bad there isn’t some way to make this scumbag pay a price for this nonsense.....

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A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, March 3, 2019

Michelle Malkin Scorches CPAC

"I wish I could stand here and chirp happily to you about positive news. Yes, unemployment rates are at historic lows, regulations and taxes are being cut, some stellar judges have been confirmed, and the reckless, feckless liberal media has finally, finally self-immolated like a slow-motion downing of the Hindenburg....." 

"My fellow Americans, we stand at the bridge as Horatius stood at the narrow bridge over the Tiber River alone facing fearful odds as hordes of Etruscans marched towards him and cowards cut and run behind him. Like his enemies, our enemies are both foreign AND domestic."

"Inside are flimsily defended borders, we are not at peace, or rather, the radical Left is not at peace with us. From the comfort of TV green rooms, Beltway backrooms, corporate boardrooms, and conference ballrooms, it may not look like civil war is imminent. But threats and outright violence against ordinary, law-abiding people are now regularized features, not random bugs, of political life in these dis-United States. College students are being punched, elderly citizens are being harassed, MAGA hat wearers are being kicked off planes and assaulted in school hallways and restaurants, conservative speakers are being mobbed and Molotov cocktailed, ICE agents and their families are being targeted, pro-lifers are being kicked and menaced, pro-Trump, anti-jihad moms on social media are being monitored and doxxed. The madness is beyond parody. Last week, social justice media warriors whipped up hysteria over a Mar a Lago pastry chef’s Instagram posts. Where are the sanctuary spaces for law-abiding conservatives who simply want to exercise their rights to free speech and peaceable assembly?"

"The divide in this country is between decent people who stand up for America and dastardly people who want to bring America to its knees....." - Michelle Malkin


H/T Doug Ross

Saturday, March 2, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater


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A Stalinist By Any Other Name.......

If you haven't noticed, there are many striking similarities between today’s social justice warrior and yesterday’s totalitarians. Like the circular rhetoric of your typical Stalinist of old, today’s social justice rhetoric is just as circular and narrow. There is no original thought whatsoever and they actually resort to inventing words to make themselves sound smartaculous.  But if you listen, they are neither informed nor original. Everyone stays within the narrow confines of their rhetoric. They stick to the talking points which is why it is hard to argue or reason with them. They are like little automatons who spit out these talking points.

They have their appointed condemned groups of people who are the targets of their attacks. They are the ones blamed for society’s ills, mainly white heterosexual males, both past and present.  And this is where it starts to get a little tricky, as that scientific thing called genetics sometimes happens to get in the way. If you happen to be a white heterosexual male AND a social justice warrior, you will be relentlessly monitored to make sure the proper level of subordination is shown to the main victim group.  And as we learn everyday, the opponent for the social justice warrior is, primarily, conservatives. If you’re conservative, white, male and heterosexual, you wear a quadruple yoke of shame around your neck and don't deserve the air you breathe. 

The most powerful of the social justice warriors are the biggest perceived victim group at any given time. They become the forefront of the social justice revolution, the powerful group shifts with the changing of the seasons… or the latest police shooting.

Communism relied on economic arguments, but the means of attaining power and the form of social justice is basically the same absent the economic arguments.  The ideology of social justice is based more on racial and gender identity. A hierarchy of victimhood has replaced economic class. In social justice, racial and sexual class has replaced economic class and instead of class warfare prevalent in Communism, we see racial, sexual and gender warfare. (ever notice who the first or second person you see in almost every television commercial ad is, regardless of the product being sold?) 

So, what if social justice activists win the day? Like their economic Marxists cousins, they may seize power for a period, but eventually they would likely implode like most socialist countries. Stalinism left a trail of dead and destitute bodies in its wake. Social justice will not leave a trail of dead bodies; but it could help kill a thriving Republic.

(Konan The Bar Barron)