Thursday, October 31, 2024

Your Pre-Election Almost Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Hot Garbage Open Thread.

What a weird week America has had here on the Third Stone. Trump works at McDonalds. Trump rides in a Garbage Truck.....Some fascist obsessed in the media take another giant step closer to a padded room........ Biden bites children outside the White House just hours after shivving Kamala on the interweb with the "garbage" comment while she's just outside repeating the same empty homecoming queen campaign speech for the 34th time.  And the Crowds Cheers!!

Our coming election Tuesday is the talk of the civilized world. I have had numerous acquaintances who live far far away ask me "why has America never elected a Woman as our Ruler" national leader like others have. So I did a little research and this is what I found, or better put, what I didn't find.

So, Civilized World, below is your answer to the question of why......Click It.

I can honestly say I could not find one news reel, film or video clip of the likes of Indira Gandhi, Margaret Thatcher or Goldia Mahir or even the noxious former East German commie Angela Merkel screaming like a rabid banshee and Want-A Be-Dictator.  Maybe there is something to that being civilized afterall. 

So, I now relinquish this page, temporarily, to you the fascist garbage people. But remember, your new moniker & recognition does not relieve you of abiding by the rules, or excuse your failure to use the damn coasters!  

"Somethin ain't right about that Biden boy" - Samus Dugan, Scranton Pa. 1950

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Give Joe Another Pudding Cup and Send Him to Bed

The Man is a Giant Shit Stain on the Nation.

Monday, October 28, 2024

The Best Political Ad of All Time!

There aren’t many things that I loathe - but I do loathe political TV ads with a passion. This last weekend, as I tried to enjoy one of the few weekend pleasures in my life this time of year, watching the end of the NASCAR Cup series races and my Tigers attempt to win football games, my eyes and ears were accosted with political ads. I forgot how they grate on my senses like fingernails across a chalkboard. I curse myself if I don’t have the remote close so I can mute the tube, especially when I hear Kamala's voice.

Political ads are the bane of decency and haven’t gotten any better at truth-telling over the years. In fact, it seems that most ads now are intended as legal vehicles to lie. The only people who like them are the people  in the shadows who get paid billions to put them on TV.

But there is one out there that stands out, fresh and honest. His campaign message was "I'm only in this thing for the money, but at least I'm honest about it."
Yes, it's a spoof of political ads. It’s a product of Frank Riley.
Satire can sometimes expose the real truth better than we expect. And if you don’t find this campaign  commercial funny – sorry we can’t be friends.

So Buckle up Gang, only seven more thick and nasty days.....and  then it becomes a whole new world.


Truthstream Media on X

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, October 27, 2024

REHEATED: Hillary Clinton Points Boney Finger At DMF/Middle Finger News


I can't help but be reminded of the this post from 2017 when the Drunken Grandma of Death starts showing up on network news propaganda shows like she is at the present time. The genesis of which was Earl's background image of Hillary above, and totally written in my head while soaking in the bathtub late one night. It still makes me giggle a little. 
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From the dank archives of Middle Finger News Service - June 2017

CNN2 - After blaming the Russians, WIKI Leaks, Trump Operatives, the DNC, her Campaign Staff, Tweeter, Facebook, Time Travelers, Climate Change and Tree Fungus for her unexpected defeat in November, Hillary Clinton again Thursday skirted her own blame by pointing a crooked arthritic finger at the up and coming Media Giant 'Middle Finger News Service' and it's Corporate Owner, Diogenes Middle Finger.com Inc.

Speaking Thursday during a gathering of the 'Dental Floss Farmers of America' convention, Mrs. Clinton fired both barrels at the respected news organization as she became visibly upset:  
"I took great care to warn my replacement as Secretary of State, Senator John Kerry, about this vicious bunch at Middle Finger News, who he later labeled "Unamerican, Uncosmopolitan, Despicable Hooligans" after his own personal experiences with them. 
I directly blame them, in all confidence, for playing a large part in my ......*BURP*.... election loss for the false and totally unfair  portrayal of me to the American electorate. 
Especially that elusive witch who goes by the name Diogenes and her cohort.... that smartass Earl of Taint, both for their vicious satire and distorted imagery of me as a Drunken, Bumbling, Bloated, Radical Grandmother and Crime Family Boss with one foot in the grave. They make a mockery of the First Amendment!
It's a G** D*** good thing for the whole bunch of them that I didn't get elected!!!"...... Those Rat Bastards are gonna pay!!........You HEAR ME!!!!!....YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!!!
Shaking violently, Mrs. Clinton began repeatedly banging her head on the podium, breaking down in tears and a raging coughing fit, having to be helped off and attended to backstage by staff.

When CNN contacted the offices of Middle Finger News Service about the statement by Clinton, an unnamed MFNS spokesman refused comment, but the newsroom was heard in the background to break out in uproarious laughter. 

When our reporter informed the MFNS spokesman he had never heard of Middle Finger News Service before, the spokesman laughed and responded "Don't get out much do ya SkippyShit, Go ask Anderson Cooper, we made him cry too!"

Thursday, October 24, 2024

Their Desperation is Truly Embarrassing.

Thursday morning, Squinty Joe Scarborough was off the set of Morning Joe giving Bill Maher a handjob and an interview, leaving Mika alone to handle their  morning MSNBC hatefest. It wasn't good.  Almost a decade ago, Mika Brzezinski admired DJT and called him “a nice guy.  Today, she labels him a “fascist” and a “women’s killer” because she supports the genocide of babies in the womb, not to mention she's just a bit crazy. 

Pace yourself, Mika. You and the rest of the Beaujolais Burgundy Chablis Club are gonna stroke out with this Hitler shit.  But I know what Mika means...Trump killed me in 2018.

It’s hard to watch someone have a psychotic break in real time.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.


I would like to apologize for the way some politicians have been represented on this page. It was never my intention to imply politicians are weak-kneed time servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and personal power struggles than the government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well being of the people they supposedly represent.

Nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling slimy toads, barren of integrity and without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today.  Nor indeed do I intend that readers should consider them as crabby ulcerous self seeking vermin with forked tongues and excessive addictions' to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some might find offensive. - The Management 

 Thread is now open. You know the ground rules. The floor is yours........
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We know the KOOL KIDS all read DMF, but we will never be "sittin' round drinking lemon water and spinning Led Zeppelin tracks with Jimmy Page" kinda Kool.

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Meanwhile, Back at the Mounting Nervous Breakdown

This election isn’t just about a set of policy preferences or issues where reasonable people can disagree. The facts are out there and the tragedy is that a large portion of the American electorate has been fooled, propagandized and manipulated. This is because the American people are for the most part politically unsophisticated and are easily manipulated to believe things that are not true. 

Democracy, by design, is messy and the politically ill-informed have the same number of votes as the politically savvy and engaged. Contributing to the confusion is how the mainstream media’s unhealthy obsession with polling has created a type of tunnel vision and myopia where other lenses that would likely provide better insights for understanding have been mostly ignored. 

As a rule, I have almost no use for “the vibes” to which many in the news media default. But I am presently enjoying immensely reading the more and more numerous public signals of a coming real collective nervous breakdowns by the snooty leftist elites:  
"If Harris wins the election, we will be able to say, “Democracy prevailed and at least we have a further lease on the American experiment.” But if Trump wins, it will be clear that the U.S. is really moving toward an autocratic, cronyistic kleptocracy that will impoverish and weaken us as a nation. That will be bad news not just for four years but for some time to come. We saw in the first term a preview: chaos, incompetence, cronyism. 
If Trump wins, I think he will mobilize the government to go after his political enemies. We will be moving swiftly toward a corrupt and autocratic political system. Trump is open to many forms of bribery, which will impact our foreign and trade policy. Right-wing media will be a propaganda arm of the government and some sectors of the media will fall in line, as they will want to curry favor and hold onto their sources. - Katherine Stewart- Inside the Dangerous Rise of Religious Nationalism." 
"go after his political enemies......move swiftly toward a corrupt and autocratic political system? 'Do you hear yourself lady?!' 

Then there's this guy.....
I feel the U.S. 2024 election is the most important thing in the world now. Trump becoming president would be like a severely lethal hurricane raging across the whole country continuously. With JD Vance around as a possible successor to Trump, this feels even more ominous. 
I understand MAGA as a dangerous and lethal syndrome of “Authoritarian Violence Disorder”.  An epidemic disease, infecting many through what I call “brain flaws.” It is not their fault. There are brain pathways for copying and following others, in the cortex, dopamine system, and pain centers to motivate conformity and violence. This is a movement of violence. Violence is a disease, and specifically, a contagious disease. The contagion and the moral disengagement it causes provokes cruelty and obedience.  
Kamala Harris will work hard to reunite us. We can then all do what we can to reduce the divisions in this country. We must also hold people accountable for the crimes they committed, because of this disease, thought in service to Trump, as part of returning our society to a state of normalcy. We must also take on the challenges that disinformation presents to our mental and societal stability. - Dr. Gary Slutkin - Distinguished Epidemiologist
Been reading Mao, eh Doc?

Streams of lies are not just lies to be fact-checked, but an accelerant that impacts people’s brains, causing moral disengagement, allowing people to abandon their own decision-making and obey. This is what the left thrives on. It's what the media feed on.
 
~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Sunday, October 20, 2024

Sunday Soothingness

Just for you, because your Blog Editrix loves each and every one of you, another bit of Auditory Soothingness drawn from her personal digs. Here is 'Bruce Zisis Maginnis' luscious track titled "Skyburst" from his 2016 album 'Jazz Vault'

Take a Deep Breath and Enjoy Your Sunday.

Friday, October 18, 2024

Even Democrats are Losing Confidence in Their God - The Media.


Gallup - The 32% of Americans who say they trust the mass media “a great deal” or “a fair amount” to report the news in a full, fair and accurate way ties Gallup’s lowest historical reading, previously recorded in 2016. Another 29% of U.S. adults have “not very much” trust, while a record-high 39% register “none at all.”  This nearly four in 10 Americans who completely lack confidence in the media is the highest on record by one percentage point. It is 12 points higher than the 2016 reading, which came amid sharp criticism of the media from then-presidential candidate Donald Trump -- making the current assessment of the media the grimmest in Gallup’s history.

The latest poll, conducted Sept. 1-23, marks just the second time, along with last year, that the share of Americans who have no confidence at all in the media has surpassed the percentage with a great deal or fair amount of trust. Gallup first asked this question in 1972 and has tracked it nearly every year since 1997. Trust ranged from 68% to 72% in three readings in the 1970s, and though it had declined by the late 1990s, it remained at the majority level until 2004, when it fell to 44%. it has not risen above 47% since. 

Democrats’ confidence in the mass media has consistently outpaced Republicans’, but the latest gap of 47 points is the narrowest since 2016. Democrats’ trust in the media has fallen 12 points over the past year, to 58%, and compares with 11% among Republicans and 29% among independents. The gap in partisans’ media confidence was largest from 2017 through 2022. Americans’ confidence in the mass media to report the news fully, fairly and accurately is at its lowest point since 2016, when Republicans’ trust fell sharply. 

This low confidence reading for the fourth estate comes at a time when trust in each of the three branches of the federal government is also low. In addition, Gallup in June found confidence readings in both TV news and newspapers that were near their historical lows and last December found a record-low-tying rating of the honesty and ethics of journalists. Although partisans remain sharply divided in their views of the media, Democrats’ trust fell significantly this year.


Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Dem Insider Mark Halperin Gives Scary View of Democrat's Damaged Psyche

Might Want To Keep An Eye On Your Larry the Leftist Neighbor If You Have One.

Just a Reminder How Far DJT Sent the Left Over the Edge in 2016

If there's a next time this November, it's gonna be Glorious:


~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Tuesday, October 15, 2024

They're Beginning to Feel It. And the Little Professor is About to Pee Himself.

Former Clinton Secretary of Labor and Practicing Midget, Robert Reich  

Dear Friends,
"Some of you have shared with me your fears about the upcoming election, now just twenty-two days away. I can’t sugarcoat this. It is frightening and worrying. We have already endured four years of Trump. Another term could tip America and the world into full-bore fascism. Trump has become even more unhinged and vindictive. His fascistic personality is now on full display — his cruel lies, scapegoating of innocent people, creation of enemies and “enemies within.” JD Vance is as bad, if not worse. 
Many of you are dismayed that Trump is running almost head-to-head with Harris, given everything we and the rest of America already know about him, and given how talented and dedicated Harris is and would be — will be — as President. I understand your dismay. Rarely in history has America faced such a clear choice between authoritarianism and democracy, between moral squalor and decency. Why don’t more people see this? Or maybe they do, and the polls are flawed? 
I also think it important not to become so consumed with the failings of current politicians or the hateful rhetoric of Trump and his fellow Republicans that we overlook the many good things that have happened in Washington under the Biden-Harris administration. Think of the grand jurors, jurors, prosecutors, and judges in Trump’s trials who have  not flinched from their duties. 
And the election workers who are and will be doing everything in their power to protect our democracy. And all those who are working their hearts out right now to make sure Donald Trump stays out of the White House — including many of you. 
It’s important that we act in even small ways to maintain the trust and decency that our system of self-government requires, even though decency seems to be in short supply with Trump and Vance and their lackeys. Counter lies with truth. When you hear someone repeating a Trump Republican lie, correct it. Do not tolerate bigotry and hate. When you see and hear it, call it out. Stand up to it, denounce it, and demand that others denounce it, too. Finally, do not stoop to name-calling, bullying, or any of the other tactics that Trump loyalists may be using."
To coin a borrowed phrase, "Do You Hear Yourself", Professor?

Friday, October 11, 2024

Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Your Official Midweek Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread!

  
My Beloved Readers, I'm sure you would agree that it's been another wildly unexpected crazy week here on the Third Stone. The crazy train continues to barrel down the tracks with no sign of slowing in coming days, with another possible 'October Surprise' coming just anytime to create more bedlam and insanity, major proliferation of lies, insults, misrepresentations, kicking and spitting, and media meltdowns. So Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, against her own best judgement, turns things over to you.

Regular ground rules apply.

 .....and if you're so inclined, say a prayer of protection and comfort for those in Florida and the affected East Coast.

Monday, October 7, 2024

Your Government Wants You to Know Your Sacrifices Are Making a Difference

We here at the Department of Energy wanted to thank you for being conscientious about your energy usage this summer. Your efforts haven’t gone unnoticed. As a token of our gratitude, we wanted to highlight all the small but powerful steps you’ve taken to conserve energy over the past few months—and how that energy has instead been used to fuel the insatiable beast that is AI.
  • By turning off your lights all day every day for a month, you conserved about 1 percent of the energy needed for AI to generate a picture of a duck wearing sunglasses. Isn’t he cute? Aside from the fact that he has the feet of a human man, of course. 
  • By hand washing your dishes instead of using your dishwasher, you made it possible for an elaborate, four-story digital billboard in Times Square to advertise a seven-dollar bottle of water for twelve seconds. The display runs 24-7, naturally, but you personally contributed twelve seconds of that. You are making a difference! 
  • By not showering for two whole weeks, you enabled an AI Facebook bot to create and post several images of Jesus eating breakfast at a Denny’s, which ultimately convinced 837,000 people that Christ had returned to Earth. Did you notice his legs are two dolphin tails? You’re the only one who did. 
  • An AI-generated bot account was able to comment “TITS IN BIO” on 2.1 million Instagram posts, all thanks to you switching from AC to a big box fan that just kind of pushes the stale, hot air in your apartment around. We’re building a better world—together.
  • By switching all the lightbulbs in your house to LED, you saved enough energy for a self-driving car to make an unprotected left-hand turn across three lanes of traffic.
  • With the energy you conserved by scrapping your refrigerator entirely, a bored twenty-something was able to use an AI Tik Tok filter to see what they would’ve looked like in the 1970s. Spoiler alert: it’s exactly the same but in ’70s clothes.
  • By dropping $7K on better, energy-efficient insulation for your home, Google AI was able to tell someone how to prepare chicken incorrectly, and they got, like, super sick—thanks to you!
  • Hang-drying your clothes instead of using your dryer provided enough energy for one AI bot to get really good at online chess.
  • Waking up at 4 a.m. to do your laundry conserved a ton of energy—energy that was used by ChatGPT to help a seventh grader plagiarize his entire essay on George Orwell’s 1984. Who needs to read a book on technology, totalitarianism, and propaganda, anyway?
  • By unplugging all of your appliances, you freed up the exact amount of energy needed to create an AI-generated video of Adele’s “Hello” being sung by Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants.  
We know you adopted energy-saving practices to help conserve our planet’s resources and bring down our collective carbon footprint, but what you ultimately accomplished is just as important: helping AI do something menial and stupid. We hope seeing how much energy AI needlessly and uninhibitedly consumes inspires you to continue implementing practices that make your life incrementally more difficult during the hottest months of the year. We need you.
 
~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

A Good Monday Morning

Friday, October 4, 2024

Says Kunstler

Well, everybody and his uncle has heard by now that FEMA (and many other agencies under Mayorkas’s DHS) commits tons of money to pamper the millions of mutts from foreign lands sneaking over the US border, with lots of assistance from NGO cut-outs funded by your tax dollars, who marshal groups of aliens south-of-the-border for the crossing, and then fly or bus them around our country for the special purpose of distributing them in swing voting districts to then coordinate with other NGOs devoted to registering non-citizens to vote in order to “harvest” their ballots. Quite an operation. Completely lawless and corrupt. And official!

So, no aid for you, baskets of deplorables, shivering in the dark in your hills and hollows of Appalachia, your houses splintered, scant chattels lost, and your beloved hound-dogs carried away in the roaring torrents. The money that might have helped you begin to recover from the complete devastation of your lives is paying for Guatemalans to bunk in the Roosevelt Hotel and order-in quesadillas and churros, and refill their government-issued debit cards so they can afford a few nice things as they wait for mysterious others to cast ballots in their names.

This is the work of your Democratic Party, the party of chaos, party of the Woke mentally ill, party of wrecking the country, of America’s end times. And you’re going to vote for more of it?

One surprising October surprise is advanced by whistleblower Mike McCormick on Substack (Midnight in the Laptop of Good and Evil). Mr. McCormick was White House stenographer under Presidents Bush II, Obama, and Trump. His job was to transcribe meetings, speeches, and interactions between major political figures. He was the proverbial fly-on-the-wall for years and years. He has seen and heard a lot and still hears a lot from people who know a lot. He says the Obama-Biden-Harris faction of the Deep State blob is anti-Israel and that Israel understands what this means. He says that Benjamin Netanyahu has told “Joe Biden” (or, let’s say, told errand-boys Tony Blinken and Jake Sullivan) that if the blob engineers a phony victory for Kamala Harris, he will blow up the oil fields in Iran and the anti-Israel Democrats will have to pick up the pieces.

There it is, raw power politics, like so much meat on the table. “Joe Biden” cannot control Bibi. “Joe Biden” is too far gone and two weak, and Israel does not aim to let itself get wiped off the map, as Iran’s leadership never tires of saying. The blob, McCormick says, has to ask itself: does it help rig the election for Harris or stand down on all its ballot harvesting and other trickery and actually allow a real election to roll out? Surprise! - James Howard Kunstler  
<jameshowardkunstler@substack.com>

George Carlin’s Irreverence Mixed with Ricky Gervais' Fearless Humor.

The woke movement has been and remains a blight on society. They perpetuate lies, corrupt historical facts, and excel at applying labels to anyone that dares raise their voice against them. Shrouded in self-righteous rage and coddled in a cloak made from their participation ribbons, they sow chaos, destroy culture, and are a plague on humanity.

And those are their positive traits.

Against this backdrop,  AJ Rice has written The White Privilege Albuma collection of cleverly interwoven stories, each short, punchy and biting. Much like his first book, The Woking Dead, he goes to the root causes and arguments of the leftist woke movement and dismantles them individually with cunning prose. Each section is short, with little in the way of fluff. He takes on a broad array of subjects ranging from sports, to history, to the realities of movements such as BLM and ANTIFA. Serving up these topics in short segments propels you through the pages at a fast pace.

I love the way Rice uses words the way a pirate wields a cutlass, slashing and brutally cutting into the woke, their methods, and most importantly, the lies they tell themselves and the rest of society. He doesn’t mince words, but uses them to dismantle this twisted cultural phenomena. This is a stunningly well-researched book, backed with the appropriate footnotes and the narrative presents the information in a logical yet hilarious format.  

The topics cover the full spectrum of society. From Madison’s Montpelier becoming a race reeducation camp to how critical race theory is, in itself racist. It's funny the way that Greg Guttfeld’s show on Fox News makes you laugh; by being witty, bold, and painfully accurate.

This is the kind of book that you slip under a liberal's door, fully knowing that it will give them a brain aneurysm once they read it. Rice understands his conservative audience and gives them less of what they want, and more of what they need. He’s unabashed and devoid of any fear of offending the criminal left, which only adds to the enjoyment factor of the book.  I highly recommend it.
 
Tugs McWilson is Middle Finger News Senior Book Review Editor. Tugs is a father of 9 (that he knows of) and holds a degree in recycling from the California School of Sanitation. A retired manager of Minute Oil Change, Tugs is an avid reader, or at least that's what we've been told.

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Your Official Early Midweek Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread!


Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows y'all done got more smarter than last time we got together and knows you're anxious to share with us all.  And Your Blog Editrix knows the score. Do You? Therefore, despite every fiber of her being yells NO! - she now reluctantly turns things over again to you.

Regular House Rules apply. Penalties will be administered with extreme prejudice.  Therefore and forthwith, the floor is now open. 

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This week your glorious exercise in free speech is brought to you By:
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