Saturday, April 29, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Friday, April 28, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Reader, for Now Because She Got Other Shit To Attend To. So Don Your Blogging Thongs and As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight.......and Use the Damn Coasters.

Wednesday, April 26, 2023

Biden Administration to Help Fund Schools That Host Chinese Propaganda & Spy Apparatus

How Fucking Stupid Can We Be? This Stupid:

WFB - The Biden administration is quietly helping American universities that host China's Confucius Institute on their campuses circumvent a ban on receiving federal funds.

The Defense Department in late March announced that it would grant waivers to allow schools to host chapters of the Confucius Institute, a Chinese Communist Party-backed program that Beijing uses to peddle influence and steal intellectual property from American universities. The department’s waiver program is a response to the 2021 National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA), which barred American colleges and universities from receiving federal dollars if they maintain Confucius Institute chapters.

The Defense Department is subverting federal law.

"The Chinese Communist Party is subverting U.S. institutions and Joe Biden is sabotaging legislation to stop them," Rep. Jim Banks (R., Ind.), a member of the House Select Committee on China, told the Washington Free Beacon. Banks added that the Biden administration has essentially "greenlit China’s espionage and malign influence operations on college campuses."

The workaround comes amid warnings from the intelligence community that American colleges are a "soft target" for Chinese spies. China has opened at least 100 Confucius Institutes in the United States since 2008, with China pouring more than $158 million into them.

The FBI and other federal law enforcement agencies have repeatedly warned that these outposts are "ultimately beholden to the Chinese government" and pose an espionage risk. Schools seeking a waiver only need to send the Pentagon a letter affirming that their Confucius Institute supports "academic freedom" and "openness."

Universities that have active partnerships with the Pentagon also must "demonstrate that it has adequate measures in place to secure information, including information generated by scientific research," according to the guidance. This includes cybersecurity firewalls and prohibitions on Confucius Institute staff gaining access to sensitive research projects.

This could prove difficult for a number of American schools that have been infiltrated by Chinese spies.

Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Sniffy & Cackles Announce Plans to Finish the Job Of Finishing America

This morning America woke to a slick, cloying video by the faceless collective operating the Biden Administration announcing its intention to continue embarrassing us on the world stage and running America into the ditch. The putative president provided a slurry voiceover for the three-minute ad, though he himself only appeared in the video for seven seconds. The rest of the ad was divided between footage of scary “magger extremists,” as the alleged president derides half the country, and older footage of Biden along with cackles and his old lady, and a host of good progressive Americans. There was even a one-second glimpse of Biden alongside Saint Barky, recalling the good ole days.

Since Democrats do nothing but raze norms these days, we shouldn’t be surprised that their figurehead announced their 2024 campaign in a cowardly pre-dawn video release rather than a raucous in-person live appearance, replete with flags, pounding music, and a thrilling balloon drop. If you still haven’t realized that the “leaders” the people “vote for” aren’t really doing the leading and that the American Left has become a headless monster, then I can’t help you.

Monday, April 24, 2023

Proof The WH Photobomber Lives!!!

There was a nasty rumor that the White House Photobomber had been captured and was being held against their will in some secret deep state holding facility. Alas they have reappeared.

A Good Monday Morning


Saturday, April 22, 2023

Why Are Redheads Being Erased In Media?

What do Ariel from The Little Mermaid, Annie from Annie or April O’Neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles all have in common? All of these characters (and many more) were originally red headed white females who have been erased and replaced with blacks in recent iterations. What may appear to be a harmless trend intended to create more representations of non white characters, in actuality is just race-baiting soft skull progressive guilt that's not only divisive, but counterproductive.

What’s even more ironic is that redheads only make up 1-2% of the global population and so they're also a minority compared to the black population, which is 13% of the American population.

As a stunning Auburn Haired Beauty myself  *cough* all this "Ginger Genocide" troubles me.  You tell me, where would we be without all the famous Redheads of Western Tradition?? And how will they be portrayed in the future?

Like Queen Elizabeth I, who drove the Roman Legions out of Britain?  Or Galileo, who discovered the Sun?  Or General George Armstrong Custer who defeated the British at Gettysburg.  And would we even know who Elvis Presley was if not for him appearing with Ann Margret as she danced seductively around him in the movies?  Or Winston Churchill, best known as the man who taught the world the fine art of smoking cigars in the bathtub. Or the power of Red Hair as in Tina Louise keeping the men of Gilligan's Island so sexually frustrated to a point they couldn't even fix a fucking hole in the boat! 

Will these great Gingers also be washed from history and replace with POC? 

In a recent story in the news about race-swap, fans of the original animated Disney movie 'The Little Mermaid' questioned why redheaded Princess Ariel had to be race-swapped. Of course they were called Racist for even bring it up. But the original source material, the Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale is Danish in origin, and though Disney’s animated Ariel does have red hair, Gingers are the most common in northern and western European countries.

Once you notice it in one place, it’s hard not to see it everywhere. It’s impossible to ignore the fact that prominent red-haired characters most often than any other to fall victim to the diversity police.

We’re supposed to smile and nod when we read that white people should be "eradicated," that we’re "parasites" that need to be permanently "cured," that whiteness should be abolished, that we should be killed in a genocide, or that our death "will mean liberation for all." To that I say "Fuck You"
Instead of addressing actual inequality, Hollywood’s current race-swapping obsession feels more like a counterproductive virtue signal. There’s no shortage of incredible fairy and folk tales from Africa, South America, Asia, and the Middle East. There’s also no shortage of creative brain power to craft enchanting new plots with unique characters. I hope it's just they are to lazy or not smart enough to make up their own shit! But it's not hard to believe otherwise.
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Friday, April 21, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, April 20, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread

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Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Hypocritical Dems Accuse Repubs of Kicking Old Lady Down the Stairs

Occasionally you get the feeling that Republicans are going to grow a backbone and start playing the game the way the democrats always do. This may just be a case, though temporary it may be. For now at least you can tell by the way dems are whining that they feel it too.

Senate Republicans are refusing to provide either the unanimous consent or the 10 votes necessary to allow a temporary replacement on the Judiciary Committee for the gun grabber dinosaur from California, Dianne Feinstein.  She's currently recovering at home from a bout with shingles and is unable to physically return to work. She's missed 60 of the 82 Senate votes taken this year. Democrats have a narrow majority of 50 reliable caucus reptiles plus that Sinema chick, but there's no such breathing room on the Judiciary Committee. Democrats haven't been able to advance any of Biden's nominations in Feinstein's absence.

Republicans should not assist democrats in confirming Biden’s who's who of most radical activist nominees to ever be nominated to America's high courts.

Senator Thom Tillis, who sits on the Judiciary Committee with Feinstein said "I don’t think there’s any appetite on our side to help what we consider to be controversial or unqualified nominees to get confirmed.  I deeply respect Sen. Feinstein, but this is an unprecedented request solely intended to appease those pushing for radical, activist judges."

There are many reasons why Dianne Feinstein should probably retire before her term ends next year. Like being senile and older than dirt come to mind.
No sweetie. It's the same hardball politics Schumer and Pelosi and their leftist minions played for years. Shoe on other foot I think the saying goes. 

Senator Kennedy Brutalizes Another Biden Box Checker - Then Embarrasses WH Economist

Monday, April 17, 2023

The New York Times Story Didn't Say What Editors and Their Flying Monkeys Thought It Said.

Via Don Surber
The headline said, “A Tiny Number of Shoplifters Commit Thousands of New York City Thefts.

” OK, you don’t need a J-school degree to figure out the message sent. Not everyone in NYC is boosting $4,500 Louis Vuitton purses. It is just a few people.Whew. What a relief to know this.

The subheadline said, “Nearly a third of all shoplifting arrests in the city last year involved just 327 people, the police said. Businesses say they have little defense.”

You see? The looting is by just a few people.

The story said, “Collectively, they were arrested and rearrested more than 6,000 times, Police Commissioner Keechant Sewell said. Some engage in shoplifting as a trade, while others are driven by addiction or mental illness; the police did not identify the 327 people in the analysis.”

You see? They are just crazy or on drugs. That was the message NYT meant to send.

The story, however, is you can rob stores dozens of times and get away with it.

My question is why don’t more people in NYC just rob stores blind every day? I mean, come on people. If 327 people can get caught 6,000 times and get away with it, what is stopping 8 million people from looting Tiffany’s every morning and Macy’s every afternoon.

Maybe they are. Who knows how many New Yorkers steal and how many times they get away with it because the 327 people were just the ones the police caught. And the 6,000 arrests are just the times the 327 got caught.

Once again, NYT staffers throw a bunch of numbers around at random. You really cannot say, “A Tiny Number of Shoplifters Commit Thousands of New York City Thefts,” because the numbers reflect arrests, not crimes. And of course, there is the whole innocent-until-proven guilty thing that NYT conveniently forgets from time to time. - READ MORE

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Sunday, April 16, 2023

Sunday Soothingness

For your Sunday Soothingness, another choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Blog Editrix's personal digs, 'Lilies Of The Nile' from one of my favorite albums of late night music, The Crusaders 'Southern Comfort' two record set from 1974.  My only regret posting this is that you hear it in crappy YouTube compressed Mp4 format that gives little hint of the magnificent sound of this recording when heard on a respectable audio system.

Friday, April 14, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Y'all Give A Great Big Shout Out to Mr. BluesJunky, Who Just Completed his Seventy-First Revolution Around the Sun! 🥳  So Let's Raise a Toast & Bend an Elbow or Two in His Honor This Weekend. 🍺

Thursday, April 13, 2023

Throwback Thursday: Vagina Museum Applies For Liquor License

Today, with all things tranny and drag queens sucking all the air out of the room, I thought it a good time to remind the faux ladies that they are just clowns, and us real women got museums. Suck On That! *Snap!*

From the Great Moments in History Archives Oct 24, 2019

Note to Reader: There are so many possible jokes packed in that post title, and caused me to contemplate deleting this post before publication. But your esteemed Editrix would have felt remiss at passing up a opportunity to relieve my most excellent readers of the drudgery of reading more of the politics of the day, and of politicians who act like another part of the human anatomy we all have. That said, I apologize in advance for this post....


You know what that Vagina Museum needs? An alcohol license.  But which vagina museum, you ask?

That would be the Vagina Museum set to open November 16th at London’s Camden Market, specifically. The grand showcase of unshowables is on a mission to spread the word on "gynecological anatomy and health." And to get you liquored up, I guess, at that wondrous place, the "world’s first bricks and mortar museum dedicated to vaginas."

But some people are concerned about its petition for a alcohol license far more than being known for actually having a Vagina Museum in their neighborhood.
"We have no doubt that the museum will try to ensure that no inappropriate parties will be allowed, but stag parties are not known for their respectfulness and hen parties can also be raucous and difficult to control."
Yeah, Drunken Hen Parties!! 
"If parties become rowdy, they will be removed by security and then end up on our streets, creating public nuisance."
And what if those stags and hens collide? Treachery could ensue says the chair of the Tenants Residents Associations, Camden Town. She expressed worry that the museum is "actively seeking" hen and stag nights.

Nevertheless, on Thursday, the erected salute to unmentionables was granted its license. Originally, the museum had applied to sell booze Sunday to Thursday from 10 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. and Friday and Saturday, 10 a.m. to midnight. That was so, I suppose, you could say to your buddy, "Hey, it’s 11:00 at night. Let’s go down to the Vagina Museum and grab a beer."

Also granted: the ability to show films between 10 a.m. and 10:30 p.m. Monday thru Saturday, and 11 a.m. to 10:30 p.m. Sunday. Films. What kind of .....oh never mind.  There was just one condition imposed by the licensing panel: No more than 100 people may be inside the Vagina Museum at any one time. (..that sentence sounded better in my head) So go the rules and regulations of an esteemed community ornament.

So if you are in Jolly Ole London on or about November 16th, the line-up for the gallery’s opening exhibit will be "Muff Busters: Vagina Myths And How To Fight Them." And be sure to stop off at the bar.

[Telegraph UK]

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread

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Monday, April 10, 2023

WH and Biden Are Creating Their Own Version of a Retarded Hitler Youth

Joe Biden has not yet officially announced his bid for re-election, but is rounding up hundreds of self important Gen Z social media "influencers" to spew WH propaganda and deflect from Biden's disastrous economic and foreign policy record. And soon, may even have their own dedicated circle jerk briefing room at the White House for influencers to meet in person, a sign that the traditional Press Briefing Room no longer would be the administration's only messaging center. It also would give some of the more sniffable influencers more consistent access to the president.

Hundreds of (unpaid and like-minded) slightly mature and obnoxious social media creatures are already working with Biden's White House. They include: Little Harry Sisson, a 20-year-old NYU student who breaks down the day's news on TikTok and makes a fool of himself on the Tweeter everyday, and 20 something Vivian Tu, a former day trader who discusses financial topics in short clips on TikTok for people with no jobs or money.

Ironically, the WH is courting support on TikTok even as it has called for the platform to be sold or else risk being banned in the U.S. because of its owner's are tied to China's Communist party.

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Friday, April 7, 2023

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Thursday, April 6, 2023

Tripping the Light Fantastic and Dancing Madly Backward into a Nightmare

The left has successfully brain-damaged much of America with a disastrous education system and near-monolithic media. I was but a wee lass during the Reagan years, but I have read with much interest and fascination the histories of the turbulent America of the 1960-1980s. Much of the way I look at the world from a philosophical and political point of view come directly from that period. 

Today, the only upside to a disastrous freak filled Biden administration and the totalitarian cancer at our universities and other institutions is that the reality of leftist rule is no longer a gradual change still pretending to offer a vision of a better future world as history tells us, but a fully dystopian present.  Lower standard of living, permanent racial division, mandated sexual confusion, the end of the rule of law, science so politicized it is no longer science, truth is relative, lessoned freedom and growing fear of being targeted as a dissident for thoughts once regarded as obvious and normal.

Surely there is now an opportunity to offer a saving contrast.  A Reagan grade contrast.  Are we too used to decrying what we oppose to affirm what we know to be the real fruits of freedom and objective truths? Or do we continue to make the mistakes that cost victory when the odds are obvious in our favor?  

personality cult - noun: a situation in which a public figure (such as a political leader) is deliberately presented to the people of a country as a great person who should be admired and loved.
New York Young Republican Club: Statement on President Trump’s Indictment
"President Trump embodies the American people—our psyche from id to super-ego—as does no other figure; his soul is totally bonded with our core values and emotions, and he is our total and indisputable champion. This tremendous connection threatens the established order...."
I don’t know if anything else needs to be said. I don’t know if I should have even posted this. I’m really not trying to stir the pot or make anyone mad…. I mean, we all made fun of this kind of stuff when said about Barky, right? I just feel sometimes, like many other professionals and business owners I know, that I'm living in a bizarro world where I just don’t belong.

Tuesday, April 4, 2023

It's All Becoming Very Exhausting

In the latest episode of "We've Got Him Now!!!" the once respectable NBC News and it's ugly retarded step sister MSNBC sent the leftist media into pants wetting euphoria when their reporter phoned in from the courtroom proceedings that the Trump indictment was 34 counts of Falsification of Business Records "in the first degree," (which suggests they are felonies), and Conspiracy. And off the media went with it, beclowning themselves as the pros they are. From Tatter Stelter to Jen Rubin, the circle jerk was epic. The conspiracy nuts of MSNBC lineup were especially giddy

But it was not to be. And some, like our favorite negro troll doll, didn't take it so well........

Personally, I'm tired of all this shit. We all know why it's happening and why we are being distracted. But yet, the lemmings still run for the cliff....... 

Monday, April 3, 2023

He Was a Worthy Adversary the Likes of the Left No Longer Possess

Whiny queers, trannies, groomers and failed lawyers pretending to be journalist is most all they have now. No ethics, no integrity. Just vengeance.

“I have one consistency, which is being against the totalitarian - on the left and on the right. The totalitarian, to me, is the enemy; the one that’s absolute, the one that wants control over the inside of your head, not just your actions and your taxes.” - Christopher Hitchens (1949-2011) Avowed Atheist, Political Journalist and Literary Critic.

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Sunday, April 2, 2023

Destroying a Nation. One Judicial Appointment at a Time.

Picking up where Barky left off, Biden is loading the Judicial benches of the nation with lifetime appointments who are better suited for judging Beauty Pageants and Dog shows.