Sunday Soothingness

We lost last week one of the Great Troubadours of the Late Twentieth Century. One of his most perfect and beautiful compositions was 'Seven Island Suite'. It happen to have been one of the favorites of Lydia Marie (1961-1995)

This is for Her. I Miss You Mom.

 
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Chucky Three-Sticks Mounts the Throne.

Unlike the Great Kings of England of lore, Charlie III will not be fighting those nasty uppity French or Austrians on the continent for land and riches and fame. Nor will Chuck be separating the heads from bodies of his detractors or those who might partake in Palace Intrigue. Nor will Chuck be forced, for the purpose of military or political alliances, to take some butt ugly princess as his queen (that part is already taken care of). 

These days Chucky Three Sticks, as the new King of All England, biggest battles won't be against foreign Emperors or pissed off crazy cousins with large armies marching through neutral countries to threaten the British Empire. No, his battles will more likely be with with his little pedo prince brother Andrew and with the little tart Yoko Markle and her English Setter puppy Harry, from further disgracing the family and bringing down the Monarchy.  

It's also expected Chuck will be annoying his subject with his special interest, climate change, and advocating for all the Globalist agenda of making of the lives of his subjects even more uncomfortable than they already are. It also been said that as King, despite his increase in duties of the Monarch, Chuck will continuing to make time for his love of talking to plants in the royal garden. 

 So Pip Pip Cheerio and 

LONG LIVE THE KING!

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Joe Biden: Beating Swords into Stripper Poles

RS- Decades hence, when historians are seeking the exact moment when relations between the West and the Muslim world turned the corner to become a model of trust and mutual respect, they will land on the day the Biden administration reached out to help “Transgender Youth” in Pakistan. No, really. There are trans kids in Pakistan, and they need “professional development".

And now our far-sighted administration is offering a $500,000 grant to teach Pakistani kids English. One of the conditions of the grant is that the recipient provides “intensive professional development courses for Pakistani transgender youth.

The grant’s goals, according to the administration, are:

In this specific grant, the Department provides funding for “Non-Mainstream Institutions” for English-language learning, an integral skill that helps unlock educational and employability opportunities, for marginalized communities, in this case transgender youth.

The grant asks applicants to specifically address one of the most pressing questions of our time: What is the most effective way to reach the greatest number of Pakitranny youth and Afghan teachers, students, and young professionals from diverse locations across Pakistan?

Let's hope that definition of “Non-Mainstream Institutions” is not so expansive as to include, say, homeschoolers. U.S. tax dollars shouldn’t be going to help create badly socialized, maladjusted Pakistanis.  

You see, trans and gay stuff like drag shows isn’t super popular in Muslim countries ya know. So there’s a dearth of role models around to mentor budding drag queens. Something to do with a being thrown off the top of a building or something.  Joe & Co. saw this tragedy as an opportunity. If American aid can build an English-speaking Pakistani community of trained twerkers, we can begin to melt the differences that separate us. This is the “soft power” diplomacy that will bridge the cultural divide with Islamic nations. Joe is beating swords into stripper polls.

I'm sure someone in the dark bowels of the Biden administration are bouncing around the idea of a grant to set the Pakitranny kids up with TikTok accounts and Disney Plus subscriptions. Just give them time. 

(RedState)

(DMF Institute for the Study of Progtards and Democrat Mental Defectives)

Chuck Schumer Steals the Show at NY Met Gala

Ah Yes, the night all the beautiful people and freaks and weirdos of the Fashion & Entertainment world gather together in NYC for no really good reason other than to remind each other they are indeed wealthy freaks and weirdos spending 50K to see who can outdo every other freak and weirdo.  And it's always good to see so many oppressed black millionaires represented and a combined close knit community of self important woke drama school pretenders, autotuned pop stars and music industry lip sync expert's, as well as other names the great unwashed more than likely never heard of, all waltz up the Great Met Staircase.

Here is just a few samples of what we all missed Monday night:

Here's said to be beautiful songbird Rihanna looking somewhat like a toad peeking through foam floating on the edge of a scummy pond on an early morning. (This person is actually worth $1.4 Billion) 

A Good Monday Morning