Sunday, June 30, 2013

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required* 

Well Hell, We can't Be Having That!

Raised on Hoecakes

According to the New York Times, Carlos Puig “is a columnist for the Mexican newspaper Milenio and the anchor of the television show En 15.” The New York Times published an op-ed piece by Puig on June 26, 2013 that simply boggles the mind.

Puig argues that the US should not ramp up or increase border security or immigration enforcement because of the damage done by returning illegal aliens from the US to Mexico. Puig states the damage he is concerned with is that to Mexico – not the United States.
"But this latest [Immigration and Border Security] plan will only put more stress on Mexican border towns that already bear the brunt of unexpected and, often, unwanted waves of returnees from the United States.
Since 2008, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (I.C.E.) has increased deportations of illegal aliens under a policy to maximize “the removal of those who pose the greatest threat to public safety or national security.” The agency says it has sent back close to 410,000 individuals from the United States in the 2012 fiscal year, almost 55 percent of them — 225,390 people — convicted criminal aliens. That’s almost double the number of criminals deported in 2008 — and, the agency says, “the largest number of criminal aliens removed in agency history.”
At this point it almost seems as if Puig is arguing that the US should bear the total responsibility for Mexican citizens to come into the US illegally, commit a crime, be convicted of a crime, and then returned to Mexico rather than Mexico being responsible for the illegal and criminal actions of their own citizens.

Well, it doesn’t just seem that is what he is saying, it is what he is saying.
"Indeed, the policy’s success translates into thousands of convicted murderers, sex offenders and drug dealers being sent back to their countries of origin, which means largely to Mexico. According to the latest figures from the U.S. government, about 450,000 Mexicans who committed crimes in the United States were returned home between 2008 and 2011. This is partly because in 2007 I.C.E. began implementing a program called Rapid REPAT, offering undocumented aliens convicted of criminal offenses early release in exchange for immediate repatriation."
Yeah, because we all know that the US, rather than Mexico or another country, should bear the costs and brunt of the actions of people here in the US illegally.

This would all be laughable if it weren’t for the fact that the Mexican immigration laws are more strict than those of the United States.
"Under the Mexican law, illegal immigration is a felony, punishable by up to two years in prison. Immigrants who are deported and attempt to re-enter can be imprisoned for 10 years. Visa violators can be sentenced to six-year terms. Mexicans who help illegal immigrants are considered criminals.
The law also says Mexico can deport foreigners who are deemed detrimental to “economic or national interests,” violate Mexican law, are not “physically or mentally healthy” or lack the “necessary funds for their sustenance” and for their dependents."  
Why is it acceptable for Mexico to deport illegal aliens who have committed a crime, but not the US? Why the differing standards?

Puig’s piece is not just about the alleged strain that enforcing US law or even enforcing Mexican immigration law in the US. It is that Puig wants Mexico to be involved with making US immigration policy. Puig concludes with:
"Mexico wants the U.S. government to pass an immigration reform that would set on the path to legality the six million or so undocumented Mexicans now living in the United States. But the cost might be too great for some Mexican communities along that very border Americans are trying so hard to make secure — for themselves."
Well, bully for Mexico. The moment Mexico – and Mexican citizens – are willing to apply the same standards to US immigration policies as well as taking responsibility for illegal immigrants in the US that commit crimes then, and only then, can they have a seat at the table.

Until then, Mexico and Mr. Puig has more than enough issues within Mexico without offering advice or demanding what the US should do.

In other words, “pound sand Mr. Puig.”

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Obama Family Album: Africa Trip - Day 3

Pretoria - June 29th: 

South Africa Unveils Statue of Barack Obama and First Lady

Firmly ensconced in the parking lot of the Winnie Mandela  housing project near
the communist ANC headquarters in  Pretoria sits the memento of the visit by
the first black US President and First lady.   
I think they really captured the elegance of  Michelle Obama.

....and this from Middle Finger News Feral-Man-On-The-Street reporter Earl of Taint:

"Obama’s Photo-Op With Mandela Goes Awry"

 One to impress the folks back home, Obama stops by the hospital for a quick photo -op
with Nelson Mandela. Mandela was unavailable for comment.

Barry and Michelle visit Robben Island Prison in South Africa

Closed to Press. From the Pool Reporter: Earl of Taint

POTUS inscribes the family’s message into the guest register, aided by the Small Auxiliary Desktop Teleprompter (SADTOTUS), flown in personally by Reggie Love.

TOTUS lunched on prison food (looked to be a McRib but cannot confirm), al fresco.

 Africa Trip:


Middle Finger Theater - - Exploding Actresses

Friday, June 28, 2013

Russians Be All Up in Snowden's Laptop - Releases NSA Data

Middle Finger News Service
Moscow Correspondent

Alexander Putin, in a further attempt to embarrass the child emperor on safari, has now made public some of the NSA records taken from Edward Snowden's hard drive which trace communications from within the White House. Here is some examples released:

Phone Record
September 11, 2012
From: Pentagon, Office of the Secretary of Defense
To: Oval Office

Content: Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta phones President Barack Obama to inform him of attack on U.S. facility in Benghazi. POTUS indicates concern and asks to remain updated. SecDef is forced to repeat several key details and notes that POTUS seems distracted. POTUS responds that he is constructing fantasy basketball team and asks SecDef if he wants in. SecDef politely declines and pledges to continue delivering updates. POTUS lets him know there’s a good chance those updates will go to voice mail.

Phone Record
October 16, 2012
From: Office of the Vice President
To: WMZQ-FM 98.7, Washington D.C.

Content: Vice President Joseph Biden places 17 consecutive phone calls to Washington D.C. country music station WMZQ attempting to be the 98th caller and win Taylor Swift concert tickets. Line surveillance reveals increasingly heated profanity with every failed attempt.

Internet Record
November 1, 2012

From: President’s Private Quarters
Content: Laptop computer in White House residence enters Google search: “mechanisms to cope with your Secretary of State’s husband.” No results found.

Phone Record
January 22, 2013
From: Oval Office
To: Department of Justice, Office of the Attorney General

Content: POTUS places call to Attorney General Eric Holder. POTUS leads conversation on DOJ prosecutorial priorities for the year. AG Holder interrupts conversation to inform POTUS that Fox News reporter James Rosen has just purchased “Game of Thrones” DVD on Amazon.

Phone Record
April 18, 2013
From: Executive Office of the President, White House Counsel’s Office
To: Oval Office

Content: White House Counsel Kathryn Ruemmler phones POTUS to inform him of news that the Internal Revenue service is inappropriately harassing conservative non-profit organizations. Upon hearing the news, POTUS immediately adopts a heavy accent, claims not to speak English, and slams down the phone

Internet Record
April 20, 2013
From: Office of the Vice President

Content: Desktop computer from Vice President’s personal office visits Ask Jeeves, enters query: “Does the Constitution give the President authority to set the Vice President’s bedtime?” Query is blocked by internal filter, which displays message, “Joe, get your pajamas on.”

Phone Record
May 3, 2013
From: Executive Office of the President, National Economic Council
To: Oval Office

Content: Gene Sperling, Director of the National Economic Council, calls the president for regular update on future economic projections. POTUS inquires as to prospects for future growth. Sperling hesitates and fails to give definitive answer. POTUS presses further. Sperling responds that, based on his economic calculations, only the First Lady’s gardening habit will ensure that the First Family has enough calories to outrun packs of wolves that will overtake Washington D.C. within the next three years.

Phone Record
June 6, 2013
From: Office of the White House Press Secretary
To: President’s Private Quarters

Content: White House Press Secretary Jay Carney informs POTUS that UK Guardian is about to release story detailing surveillance practices of National Security Agency. Carney and POTUS both appear anxious, but conversation is repeatedly interrupted by inquiry, “What’s that clicking noise on the line?”

Phone Record
June 7, 2013
From: Private Residence (Crawford, Texas)
To: Oval Office

Content: In brief phone call, unidentified male phones POTUS, says “Not as easy as it looks, is it jackass?” and hangs up.

Internet Record
June 7, 2013 (Later in the Day)
From: President’s Private Quarters

Content: Laptop computer in White House residence enters Google search: “federal pension, early retirement.” Followed by Google search: “Hawaii real estate + golf course.”

The Obama Family Album: The Africa Trip - Day 1

Middle Finger News Service

The First Family travel to Senegal,
South Africa, and Tanzania 

 Upon arriving , the girls brief the President on the upcoming activities and official
US State Department directives in event of encounter with
horny giraffes or capture by cannibals

The First lady just seconds after she realizes the the bite she just swallowed
was the dog she was petting a few hours earlier.


Barack engaged in one of his favorite boyhood actives growing up in Kenya,
hippopotamus tipping.

.....and freelance  Earl of Taint  grabbed this shot while passing through the area.

Adding to her reputation as one of the most fashion-forward First Ladies
ever, Michelle Obama appears in a traditional Senegalese Wookie Suit
to show off her newest ‘do’. Pictured here standing in support of
Senegal’s outlawed LBGT community, she demonstrates once again
her fearless and daring personal style along with her unceasing advocacy
for perverts everywhere.

 Africa Trip:


Fishnet Friday

DIANNY RANTS: Finally! SCOTUS Gives the Left a Group They Can H8!!!

All the Right Snark

Hot damn!!!

"Time to celebrate folks!! The Supreme Court, in their role of legislating, oh, um, I mean, in their role of invalidating the consent of the governed.., wait, okay, um, well, you know what I mean. 

The Supreme Court has given their seal of approval on gay “marriage.” And even better, they have opened the door to a group that Liberals are welcome to HATE, HATE, HATE!! Isn’t it terrific?!!! 

Ah, yes. In the name of equality Liberalism can finally, openly, and with judicial fiat hate Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus.

And they don’t have to feel guilty at all!! What a coup! And supporters of homosexual “marriage” took to the Twitters to share their SCOTUS-approved H8: 

“Take that bitches!!!” was the tolerant Left’s response.

In an effort to be able to “live their lives and love their loves” freely, they now have the door kicked wide open to hate those folks who disagree with them and hate them with impunity!!!Ain’t life grand?! 

You see, there’s equality, then there’s equality.

And a First Amendment protection to practice your religion isn’t something that you can do with equal freedom as say two men who want to get married in your church. Faith, any faith, has now officially become hate speech. 

As Ben Shapiro wrote today at Breitbart, this ruling by the Supreme Court has opened the door to the IRS revoking tax-exempt status to any church that would refuse to permit two homosexuals to hold their “wedding” within its walls. 

Don’t think that will happen?

Think again......" 

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Meanwhile, Back in Africa.....

"Obama made a point of heralding $53 million US funded (and when I say ‘US Funded’ I mean paid by taxpayers…you know….like Obama’s Africa trip), program in Kenya that helps young people ”obtain National identification cards".

And what’s so special about this program that it makes it worthwhile for Obama to hail its advantages? Only this: the “My ID My Life” campaign helped 500,000 youth obtain National identification cards…,, a prerequisite to voter registration.

So…if I get this right…when US Taxpayers pay for Kenyans to obtain identification…you know, so they can be patriotic and take part in their election process…it’s a great and noble thing…....But when Americans are asked to show ID to vote in our own country….we’re racists.

Yeah…that makes complete sense." -
Talk Straight

Huma Abedin Host "Women for Weiner"

Huma Abedin, wife of the dashing pervert ex-congressman and NY Mayor hopeful  Anthony Weiner, is rounding up a few deep pocket New York socialite friends to rally around her husband this evening and drop some bucks, which will get her face on the newstand and a another puff piece in that journal of political integrity 'The Huffington Post'.  But here, this is all you get: 

  NY Post
"The Hillary Clinton senior adviser and her sister, Heba, are hosting the first Women for Weiner fund-raiser tonight at the home of author and socialite Jill Iscol, who also hosted a bridal shower for Chelsea Clinton. Abedin’s host committee includes designer Reem Acra, Rory Tahari, lawyer Binta Brown and Cheryl Saban, wife of Clinton backer Haim Saban. Weiner himself is expected to greet some 100 attendees. The fund-raiser comes just as the former congressman is running second in the polls with leading Democratic rivals Christine Quinn and William Thompson."
Rumor has it that Bill Clinton will be tending the bar for the ladies and will be available to answer any question regarding .....political matters. 

The New NSA Private Information Streaming Service

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Todays Other Important Supreme Court Ruling.......

WASHINGTON- After reviewing the countless tax dollars wasted by state and federal governments passing oppressive laws only to have them later ruled unconstitutional by unelected senile people in expensive black robes, the Supreme Court has deemed the current legal system an "unconscionable waste of time". To simplify matters, they’ve interpreted a key point in the Preamble to the Constitution as a rule of thumb. 

Everybody has the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, the government is empowered to defend the same, and”, continued Justice Sotomayor and Buzzy Ginsberg who wrote the unanimous opinion, “if you ever- even if you hold office- take life, inhibit liberty, or inflict undue suffering against others - than it’s an eye for an eye- straight Talmudic on your tuckass”. Opinion rendered, case closed!!"  

The reaction from lawmakers nation wide to the news has  been swift. "Less work, more golf time!"

Seeing how many goobers are wee-we’d up over gay marriage and abortion…......

via Talk Straight
"….yet how few of those pied piper following mice were silent over Benghazi, the IRS and NSA scandals, the arming of terrorists in Libya, the slaughter of Christians in Egypt, the way the Obamas spend tax payer dollars on personal vacations and concerts while the rest of us look for work….
…convinces me you are all little more than sheep that bray at the command of your master.
Dance, little monkeys, dance!!"

Raising a Future Low Information Voter........

Pentagon Celebrates Gays in the Military: They're Just Fabulous!

The Washington Times  - "The Pentagon on Tuesday toasted gays in the military, with a top adviser to President Obama declaring the country is “safer” now that they may serve openly in the ranks.

“Because we repealed ‘don’t ask, don’t tell,’ our military … is stronger and our country is safer, more equal and more just,” said Valerie Jarrett, the keynote speaker at the Pentagon’s gay pride celebration. It was the Defense Department second annual gay pride gathering since September 2011, when Mr. Obama signed the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell,” a ban on gays serving openly in the military implemented during the Clinton administration."

The 7th Gay Airborne held their first annual 'Rue Paul Fabulous Fashion Purse'
400m relay near the Pentagon Auditorium.

This year’s 35-minute gathering in the Pentagon auditorium was more low-key and shorter than last year’s event, which featured a gay Marine officer, an Air Force lawyer and a lesbian West Point graduate. Wednesday’s speakers were assembled by a new group, DOD Pride, and featured three senior officials, topped by Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel.

“We’re very proud of everything the gay and lesbian community have contributed and continue to contribute,” Mr. Hagel said. “With their service, we are moving closer to fulfilling the country’s founding vision that all of us are created equal.”

Sgt. Jay Asbee and Lt. Lee Genes of the 4th Mountain Rump Ranger Division 
observe a group of hunky British commando's returning from patrol
near Abdulville Afganistan,  hoping for some action themselves soon

"Eric Fanning, the Air Force undersecretary and acting Air Force secretary, noted that two years ago gays could not serve openly. Now, a secretary of defense was speaking at a lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender celebration."

Navy Corpsman David Filmee and his transgender partner, seaman Danni Gripp
shoot off the submarine tender tugboat, USS Barney Frank

"Ms. Jarrett told of meeting gay service members at the White House, including a Marine Corps captain.“When he deploys in August, he’ll be taking his husband with him,” she said.
Army Reserve Brig. Gen. Tammy Smith, the first openly gay general officer, stood in the audience with her partner, to a round of applause. “Stand up. Come on,” Ms. Jarrett said. “Whoo. Whoo.”

Ms. Jarrett, one of Mr. Obama’s closest confidantes, called the repeal of the gay ban “one of the most significant civil rights accomplishments of the president's career.”

The Political Cost of Senator Marco Rubio's Immigration Flip-Flop:

"Back in February, not long after Rubio announced the Gang of Eight immigration proposal, 73 percent of Republicans surveyed by pollster Scott Rasmussen had a favorable impression of the Florida senator. In a new Rasmussen survey released Monday, that number had fallen to 58 percent -- a 15-point drop.
Moreover, the intensity of support among Republicans who still view Rubio favorably has also dropped. In February, 44 percent of Republicans had a very favorable opinion of Rubio. Today the number is less than half that -- 21 percent. ...
Back in 2008, and again in 2012, Romney's opponents never let him forget the flip-flop that marked his move to the national political stage. In coming years, the same might become true for Marco Rubio."- Byron York, The Washington Examiner Chief Political Correspondent

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

The Supreme Court Comes to Grips with Reality

by John Yoo

Today, the Supreme Court struck down the most onerous element of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 in Shelby County v. Holder. The Act had required several states and localities, almost all in the former states of the confederacy, to seek permission from the Justice Department or a federal court before changing any electoral procedure. This included the drawing of electoral districts. A separate provision, still in force after Shelby, prohibits individual measures to block access to the ballot on the grounds of race.

The Act made sense in 1965, when Jim Crow still prevented blacks from registering and voting in the South. But it doesn't anymore. One chart of voting registration by race, at page 15 of Chief Justice John Roberts' majority opinion, says it all:

After 40 years of the Voting Rights Act, African-American voting registration in the original Jim Crow states is actually the same or higher than whites. In the last election, African-American turnout was higher than white turnout in five of these six states. In the sixth state, the gap was less than 0.5 percent.

Shelby shows the Court -- albeit by a 5-4 majority -- finally came to grips with reality. The Voting Rights Act worked. But it was an extraordinary remedy that intruded on state sovereignty over elections. Like all extraordinary remedies, it was only for unusual times. Those times, despite those who have an interest in keeping racial preferences going for as long as possible, have come to an end.

One question, however, remains open: Will this be bad for Republicans in the South? The Voting Rights Act resulted in an alliance between the NAACP and the Republican Party in the 1980s and 1990s to pack minorities into voting districts. This had the effect of ensuring that minorities would be elected to Congress (to the delight of the NAACP), but diluted minority influence elsewhere by reducing their numbers in all other voting districts (the GOP's end of the bargain). The end of the Voting Rights Act might have the long-term effect of making staunchly Republican congressional seats in the South more competitive and reducing the number of safe seats for members of the Congressional Black Caucus. I would say that is another victory for the nation wrought by Shelby.

City Council Drafts Plan to Attract Better Looking Hookers to Area

Middle Finger News Service

N.O. La. - Calling it an essential element for building future growth and prosperity, the City Council of New Orleans is putting special emphasis toward bringing more attractive prostitutes to the city.  The bipartisan effort has support from city and state government, as well as private sector groups.

“I think the prostitution sting we had downtown a few weeks back was the last straw,” explained Councilman Bo Breaux. “Those mugshots were a black eye for the city...not an attractive hooker in the bunch. In fact, the only one who looked even mildly cute had driven over from Ascension Parish . It’s not surprising no one wants to hold a convention here. Not even a Baton Rouge Shriner would solicit those gals.” 

The city has applied for state money and has plans to apply for federal job stimulus money for the program to mentor local young ladies who are considering a career in 'The Worlds Oldest Profession'. Efforts will also be put into recruiting attractive hookers from other cities in the region and nationwide.
The Chamber of Commerce is also on board with the plan. In conjunction with local businesses, they’ve created a young working girls  networking group called H.O.H.O.H., an acronym for “Harnessing Our Hot Own Hookers”.  HO spokesman Tricia Lockwood said that this is an important element, “We want attractive young ladies from surrounding states who are considering a careers in hooking to realize everything New Orleans has to offer. We need to reach out to them before they make their way to Chicago or New York.”

“This plan is important for city growth in so many ways,” said Mayor Mitch Landrieu. This plan will go a long way to overcome that dipshit Ray Nagan's affrimative action progam for hookers. Our plans, in fact, fit  into existing plans to revitalize Bourbon Street, to bring young professionals to town, and even to build light rail. Think about how much more fun that train ride would be with a couple of scantily clad professional ladies on board.”

The final votes for on a request for state funding will happen later this month after several Louisiana State Legislature   members gather for a fact finding tour in Las Vegas. 

* UPDATE - Former Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton, always interested in state politics and affairs, has thrown his weight and expertise to the issue.  Clinton issued a statement Monday saying he loves the Great State of Louisiana and it's citizens, and looks forward to visiting New Orleans in the future to lay plans and stand tall along side state and local lawmakers on an important jobs program the state needs.

Monday, June 24, 2013

A Cultural Exchange in the Age of Obama

Mr. Garvey would certainly have a field day with my name!!!!

Raising Child Propagandist

 "Teens Trained To Be (ObamaCare) Messengers To Family Members”
Save for the insertion of the term "ObamaCare", the title is an exact LAUSD quote. As is the caption on the image below.
“Teens are part of a ‘pilot’ program to test whether young people
can be trained as messengers…”
–Gayle Pollard-Terry, a LAUSD spokesman

Unpaid, underage state slave propagandists. Can we say indoctrination laced exploitation?
‘Yes we can’!

The Los Angeles Unified School District will use a state grant to train teens to promote ObamaCare to family members. Covered California, the state’s health insurance exchange, announced grants of $37 million on May 14 to promote the nationally unpopular law.
LAUSD will receive $990,000. The district listed as a primary outcome for its project, “Teens trained to be messengers to family members.”
Covered California spokeswoman Sarah Soto-Taylor said staff have not questioned this goal.
“We have confidence that the model LA Unified brought to the table will be successful in reaching our target population, which includes family members of students,” she said.
LAUSD will also use tax-paid staff to promote ObamaCare through phone calls to students’ homes, in-class presentations, and meetings with employees eligible for ObamaCare’s taxpayer-covered healthcare, the grant award says.……
Teens are part of a ‘pilot’ program to test whether young people can be trained as messengers to deliver outreach and limited education to family and friends in and around their homes,” said Gayle Pollard-Terry, a LAUSD spokesman, in an email. “Teens will be educating adults that they already know (e.g., family or friends) and not other adults.”
During school hours kids are basically held hostage. Will parents have the option of opting out? If so will there be consequences? If the regime’s track record is any indication, count on it.

A Good Monday Morning

Dianne Feinstein Says "The Chase is on"

Armed and Dangerous Senate Intelligence Committee Chairwoman Dianne Feinstein

Sen. Dianne Feinstein  told Bob Bob Schieffer on Sunday's "Face the Nation, that "the Chase is on"  after National Security Agency contractor Edward Snowden skipped out of Hong Kong and reportedly arrived in Moscow early Sunday morning.
  "I want to get him caught and brought back for trial, and I think we need to know exactly what he has - he could have a lot, lot more," she said. "But I think the chase is on."
Could Mrs. Feinstein be nervous that Snowden will blow the lid off the NSA scandal and implicate the Intelligence Committee members? 

Latest reports say Snowden could be headed for Ecuador .

and this from CBS News
The United States "doesn't know what happened," CBS News White House correspondent Major Garrett explained, having crafted under the extradition treaty charges that would be applicable in Hong Kong. "It put together what it said and thought were really good charges that represented everything we could legally prosecute Edward Snowden under," Garrett said, "thought there was an agreement with the Hong Kong authorities.
"...It looks like there was a technicality," he continued. "There was a lack of an Interpol warrant in addition to the charges rendered by the United States government, and that might have created a seam, a very small seam in which the Hong Kong authorities allowed themselves to let Edward Snowden out of there. It is also the belief within the administration that Hong Kong was getting weary of the saga and would prefer Edward Snowden to get out. He's gotten out, and he's now somebody else's problem - mainly the United States'.
Looks looks like the Chinese and Vald Putin may have both just given Barack Obama and his Orwellian spooks a great big ol' Middle Finger.