The Southeastern Conference Welcomes Sooners and Longhorns to the Family.......Reluctantly.

GEAUX TIGHAS!
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CNN’s Dana Bash and the Oldest Profession

You could see it. Dana Bash struggled to ask questions she didn’t want to ask, because she knew that even the easiest question would tax the dim-witted woman Bash and her employer were committed to promoting. You could see the discomfort on her face. There may yet be a spark down there, deep inside, screaming at her betrayal of what she imagined her career would be.

Bash: How do you explain your apparent change of position on [name an issue; she’s changed them all]?

Harris: “My position/feelings/values have not changed,” despite her positions having changed completely on essentially everything.

I thought Dana Bash actually looked pained knowing that she was prostituting her professional reputation, whatever is left of it, in service to such a stunning mediocrity. No follow-ups, no “but you said” responses, nothing that would justify one calling oneself a journalist. No evidence at all that she wasn’t on the DNC payroll.

Did Bash think to herself, I am throwing away the dregs of my integrity for you, and I’m so much better than that? Or did she just smile, and think of CNN?

Keeping a woman of Harris’ resounding incompetence afloat must necessarily drown countless others. In some ways, the worst thing about this fraud of a campaign is that it demands so much from those who sacrifice their integrity in order to throw Harris the softballs that are absolutely essential to her survival, softballs that Harris nonetheless whiffs with embarrassing consistency, whiffs with the lack of self-awareness that only truly stupid people can pull off with confidence.

She is a joke of a candidate, a ludicrous mistake. Trump is a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them.

She could still win: Our press is that bad. But she will win only if the press drags her lying ass across the finish line, its collective hand placed firmly over her mouth, whispering, “Just shut up” every step of the way.

Your Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread.

Well, looks like kamala and her new pet Tim are doing a made for TV, edited so-call interview this evening - Thursday will mark in earnest the beginning of a new era in College Football -  and we are closer to Orwell's book than we were at the beginning of the decade.  And I need a tropical get away.

So, in lieu of sending out $100 gift cards to spend at your local pub/titty bar this Labor day, Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, will just turn things over to you to espouse your words of wisdom or what whatever you call it.

Just remember. Regular ground rules apply. Repeated violations will result in a trip to the chipper.  The floor is open, and use the coasters.

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America’s Nuclear Deterrent Must Be Queered!!

“Queering nuclear weapons: How LGBTQ+ inclusion strengthens security and reshapes disarmament.
 It’s about people. Equity and inclusion for queer people is not just a box-ticking exercise in ethics and
 social justice; it is also essential for creating effective nuclear policy.” - Sneha Nair.

Yes boys and girls, this is an actual proposal from one Sneha Nair, a Soros, and Qatar-funded, foreign educated Biden-Harris special assistant at the National Nuclear Security Administration. This brilliant young woman aims to eradicate the “white supremacy” in the nuclear field and “queer” nuclear weapons as part of an overall effort to apply a regimen of DEI to…wait for it…”explore how DEI can contribute to stronger security at nuclear facilities. Nair argues queer theory, which she defined as a field of study, closely related to feminist theory: 

"that examines sex- and gender-based norms can help change how nuclear practitioners, experts, and the public think about nuclear weapons. Queer theory also identifies how "the nuclear weapons discourse is gendered: Nuclear deterrence is associated with 'rationality' and 'security,' while disarmament and justice for nuclear weapon victims are coded as 'emotion' and a lack of understanding of the 'real' mechanics of security." 

 WHAT!???

Is Ms. Nair an improvement over the last brilliant nuclear official from the administration—the transvestite and kleptomaniac—whose specialty was stealing luggage with women’s designer clothes and then wearing the stolen merchandise in social media posts or at parties with his transvestite friends? Well, she’s arguably worse, if that’s possible. Where do they get these freaks???

It’s not exactly certain how one “queers” the nuclear arsenal even as this notion may be worthy of the awarding of an advanced degree at most universities. I'm not sure all this involves fashion and makeup tips for weapon officers, or perhaps for a really patriarchal change, ICBM redesign surgery, because missiles shouldn’t look so phallic.

One can only imagine how an interview might have gone with this woman and the late Admiral Hyman Rickover, who grilled prospective nuclear submarine commanders and could make grown men cry…not that that’s a tall hurdle nowadays. Of course, now that the Biden-Harris administration has imposed woke indoctrination and DEI promotions throughout America’s armed forces, and where servicemen and women were encouraged to have their fingernails and toenails painted in the rainbow colors of the LGBTQ+WTF flag – is there any doubt that a Harris-Walz circus would double-down on such lunacy and further diminish the strength and effectiveness of America’s national security infrastructure?

[Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists.]

[Energy.gov]

Time to Help Kammy Pick Cabinet Secretary Considerations

If Kamala manages to get elected (God Help Us All) there will be considerations to take account of because of her gender, in that she will need extra time to make herself presentable to her subjects and the lights of the media. This makes the people around her all the more important in destruction of the Republic.  So let's give her some suggestions. 

 

Y'all can Cut & Pasty the list into the comments if you want.  

Cabinet Secretaries: 

1. Secretary of State -  
2. Attorney General - 
3. Secretary of Defenses -
4. DEI - Czar
5. Homeland Insecurity -
6. Treasury -
7. Celebrity Affairs - 
8. Transportation -
9. Education -
10. Energy -
11. Housing and Urban Destruction  -
12. Health and POC Services -
13.  Agriculture -
14. Black Girl Affairs -

Bonus: 

A - White House Press Secretary -

B - White House DJ -

C - Oh F**k! You Said What?!! (aka Chief of Staff) -

 

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Why We Can't Have Nice Things!!

It has pissed me off to no end the lack of pushback from Trump and his surrogates in years past allowing the media to define what "Make America Great Again" really means. That lack of pushback bolstered the media propagandist word and handed them the club to which they have bludgeoned DJT and supporters. 

It's a goddamn shame it took a democrat, and a fucking Kennedy at that, to publicly state simply what should have been clearly put forth every time a believer in MAGA appeared on any platform from day one that reached a media audience.  

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Anybody Remember Seeing This??

In 2015, Donald Trump appeared in an SNL skit depicting what life would be like in the White House in 2018:

Did you know?

In 2015, Donald Trump appeared in an SNL skit depicting what life would be like in the White House in 2018: pic.twitter.com/424kMkC6dM

— Wojciech Pawelczyk (@WojPawelczyk) August 22, 2024

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Your Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread.

As The Crazy Train continues to barrel down the tracks and sure to create more bedlam, insanity and media meltdowns, Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, turns things over to you to espouse your words of wisdom or what whatever you call it. The one bright spot this week is Saturday, Week 0 of the CFB season as (ND vs FLA.State) knock heads across the pond in Dublin. 

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The Democrat's National Nominating Convention

A gathering of mostly obese middle-aged women and testosterone challenged men (?) that resembled a combination of a Black Entertainment Network House Party and regular unhinged hate feast MSNBC programing, and poorly run by party elites. The urban plantation types seemed to be enjoying themselves though.

You really didn't think I'd pass up a chance to go there did ya?

 

MSNBC: Harris ‘The End of White Patriarchal Society’.

The Regime sycophants at MSNBC, consumed by their collective desire to imprint the Harris candidacy into the American psyche, have now proclaimed Harris to be “the future”. With Joe Biden vanishing in the rear-view mirror, the “Hope and Change” nostalgia has been ramped up to 20 as the reality challenged MSNBC’s 9PM host, Alex Wagner, proclaims Obama and Harris to represent “the future” 

It is unclear to me how a president who termed out 8 years ago is “the future”, but MSNBC is running that in the hopes of projecting Harris as the next avatar of Obamism. This stuff is the coverage equivalent of the creepy Shepard Fairey poster. Everything is a contrived callback to “Hope and Change”. This includes the incessant evocation of the “coalition of the ascendant” that would permanently transform American politics upon elevating Obama to power. Wagner does that here, per her usual racial minimalism:

So nobody's ready to write the epigraph for the Trump years, but I do think, you know, it's a powerful suggestion, right? That Barack Obama is the future. That Kamala Harris is the future and that Donald Trump is the past and that the sort of white patriarchal society that allowed Donald Trump to profiteer as much as he has is going into the rear view, right? "That's a powerful, distressing idea if you are part of the white patriarchy like Donald Trump and his supporters".

It is important to remember that this is someone who gave us the first known case of Vance Derangement Syndrome on national television by proclaiming JD Vance’s desire to bury his family in the family plot as an instance of white supremacy. Now, in the service of that same racial essentialism, Wagner pitches Obama and Harris as the antidote to that white supremacy. The Regime Media have reverted to the Hope and Change playbook.  Hope and Joy Muthaf*cka!

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Miss Mendacity 2024

Mendacity = untruthfulness, lying. Instead of electing Kamala Harris to the presidency, I propose that we proclaim her Miss Mendacity 2024. She certainly deserves it.

There is not a single issue that Harris has not distorted with outright lies. She consistently lies about the open border (“The border is closed”). She denies ever having been Biden’s “Border Czar.” She lies about the causes and extent of inflation (“The inflation rate has been lowered dramatically”). She blames the Trump administration for both of these problems. She lies about her take on fracking. She lies about her support of the ultra-radical Green New Deal. In an attempt to make Trump out as a would-be dictator, she has lied about his position on Project 2025.

Harris’ most unforgivable lying offense is acting like she is not part of the Biden/Harris government. Harris pretends that, if elected to the presidency, she will fix all the problems currently plaguing the U.S.—massive illegal immigration, the high cost of energy, and runaway crime. A child of five can spot the flaw. Harris is part of the administration responsible for these problems. If making changes is a priority, she could have been making them for the last three and a half years. She could be doing it during the next five months. What is stopping her?

If she is incapable of doing it now, why should we think she could or would do it in 2025? Harris suggests, “Elect me, and I will reverse all the terrible things Joe and I have done since 2021.” A five-year-old can see through this subterfuge, but the voters can’t? That’s the scary part. With the help of uninformed voters and the fawning media, her lies could put her in the White House. - READ MORE

All anyone has to do is read any and all coverage of Kamala Harris in the NYT, WaPo, and Politico written prior to July 2024 to see the way a school of fish suddenly lurches the opposite direction in perfect sync

— Wesley Yang (@wesyang) August 18, 2024

A Good Monday Morning

The Party of Gender Confused, Illegal Coddling, Gun Grabber and Authoritarian Far Left Identity Politics to Gather in the Windy City Monday.

Chicago seems perfect for today's Democrat Party. It's a town synonymous with political corruption, home of the Communist Party USA headquarters and University of Chicago that reeks of more marxist professors than any other. Downtown Chicago business owners are boarding up their businesses windows and some telling employees to stay home so they can be safe. If that doesn't tell you everything you need to know......

The pro-hamas Jooooo haters are geared up, Kamala burped up her unpopular Marxist economic plan, the irrelevant old turd '46 gets a disrespectful first night speaking slot and a ceremonial shove out the back door, and RuPaul Drag races through the once great shining city. We all may witness a media clown circle jerk in the middle of a big drifting cloud of colored smoke.

You Know What It's Time For??

Yes, the floor is yours. Share ye links and bicker. Weapons in plain sight at all times.

Mind your manners and use the coasters. 

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Parallels & Warnings to be Heeded. Immigration woes in the UK

After scanning news items in the past few months of the Uk election and other lesser civil goings on in the UK where my father still lives, I asked regular DMF commenter and our cousin across the pond, Feargal the Cat,  if they'd like to give a bird's eye view of the horizon for us.  They kindly sent a very detailed overview of recent events, events I sensed parallels as to what could be instore for us after November, and warnings we should heed with the immigration problem festering beneath our own society.   

Immigration woes in the UK. 

"The latest kerfuffle in the UK between the Government (and it's supine media) and the mythical 'far right', kicked off on 25 Jul 24 when Lt Col Mark Teeton was attacked from behind as he walked from his car to his front door and stabbed up to a dozen times. The attacker, Anthony Esan, was arrested near his home for carrying an offensive weapon in public, later upgraded to attempted murder.

One of the reasons the attack was pushed from the headlines is that a video emerged of a police officer kicking the head of an assailant at Manchester airport. Politicians of all shades, talking heads and the chatterati were outraged. The 'victims' lawyer was shipped around all of the UK tv news studios, relating his brother and even his mother had also been assaulted. The supporters of the two 'victims', Muhammad Fahir Amaaz and Amaad Amaaz, were out on the streets of their home town Rochdale besieging the local police headquarters.

On 27 Jul 24, further video evidence emerged of the attack. This was from the airport CCTV and it showed the two victims kicking off against the customs officer who intended to search the mother's belongings. Three policewoman, all seven stone weaklings, intervened and we're beaten up. Two armed male colleagues then turned up, weapons holstered, and wrestled with the Amaaz brothers until one attempted to grab the policeman's firearm. The other policeman than tazered the attacker, who was still raging and struggling as he lay on the floor, it was then that he kicked at his head.

The release of the CCTV coincided with the news that this was the third incident that the Amaaz brothers were involved since landing at the airport.

Then on 29 Jul 24, in Southport, a 'man' entered a dance studio with a large curved blade. There were schoolgirls attending a dance class, which are held throughout the school holidays. The 'man' then murdered Bebe King age 6, Elsie Dot Stancombe age 7, and Alice Dasilava Agular age 9. He also severely wounded five other girls and one of the dance instructors who had tried to intervene. Speculation was rife as to who had murdered the girls, not helped by the authorities withholding any information on the attacker. Unsurprisingly, on past performance this put an Islamic attacked front and centre in the minds of the public.

On 30 Jul 24, a vigil was arranged to commemorate the dead. Which Jordan Davies thought was a good time to attend armed with a machete, unsurprisingly those at the vigil were angered. Police arrested him almost immediately and he has been given a two year jail sentence.

The vigil became a frustrated protest, which was mirrored in other towns and cities.

The Prime Minister, Kier Starmer (newly elected into the job on 4 Jul 24 with 18% of the vote), decided to speak to the country, and promptly blamed all the trouble caused on the 'far right'. The suggestion was that these 'far right' mobsters had been bussed into Southport to cause trouble. Sadly, for the authorities, six people were arrested but all were from Southport. However, the usual suspects of the Leftwaffe looked on this as open season.

Finally, the name of the man who carried out the carnage was released, Axel Rudakubana aged 17 (he turned 18 on 7 Aug 24). His parents were legal immigrants from Rwanda, arriving in UK in 1994 and settled in Cardiff before moving north to the Southport area a few years ago. As ever, the compliant press were happy to show images of the murderer from when he was around 10 years old and not the thug he presently is. He has been arrested and held and will face trial next year! The media have been full of tales of 'islamaphobia' by the far right naturally. However, the public are not buying the party line.

Social media is now in the crosshairs of the government, as they can no longer manage the 'news'. Mostly peaceful protests are being captured by video and published via social media showing foreign looking mobs roaming the streets armed with long blades and cudgels. Any doubt that the authorities and the media are playing psyop games was removed last week. 

 A series of 'far right' protests were planned throughout the country for 7 Aug 24, as many as 100 protests according to some media reports. Subsequently, the Leftwaffe counter protestors from the usual suspects (pro Palestine supporters - who incidentally have been marching through the streets of London and many other cities since last October) Hope not Hate - a charity run by Nick Lowestoft from his mother's attic, and the usual players from the mosques took to the streets, with matching placards throughout not just the individual counter protests but all of them, and we're met with no protest to counter.

Sadly for the government, their fiendish plan failed as those who they branded 'far right' are merely fed up and can't attend midweek 'protests' as they have jobs to attend. 

During all this PM Kier Starmer and his government has been threatening social media users about posting speculative messages, seemingly unaware the the bBC et al have been doing so for decades. Any 'far right' protestors arrested have been jailed via 24 hour courts, and an X user @Artemisisfornow was arrested a few days ago for questioning the narrative.

She has laid out a timetable of events, i. e. messages of which she is not the originator. She and others are used as a scare tactic as Stamer and co. scramble to regain control of the message.  Due to his determination to blame the current unrest on anyone but the unfettered immigration which commenced in 1997, under Tony Blair's time as PM, there is now another popular hashtag #TwoTierKier P.S. The results on X have been amusing, someone from the US set up a thread along the lines of 'Show us a meme that will get you arrested in the UK'. 

Meanwhile, Starmer and his fellow clowns are arguing with Elon Musk about freedom of speech and intend to bring in laws to punish those who retweets comment from abroad. Blasphemy laws were removed from the statute books by Blair in 1997, now Starmer is pondering whether to bring islamophobia in as a new crime." - The Cat

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With the distinct possibility the US could elect the most radical left, pro-immigration, anti free speech administration in the nations history, the average law abiding American who will speak up and protest the growing illegal immigrant crime we are seeing in the streets now will become the "far Right". And fearful of the new overlords, the media will too fall in line and Mr. Orwell will ooze from your television.   

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Harris Campaign Busted Spoofing News Outlets In Headline-Altering Ad Scheme

Zerohedge - Despite corporate media's unabashed u-turn to support Kamala Harris, her campaign has been busted creating made-up headlines next to the names of real news outlets to trick people into thinking they've stumbled upon the real thing, Axios reports:

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The ads include links to real articles from the outlets, however the headlines and supporting text were altered.

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Here you have:  1.  Harris campaign creating new titles to news articles, violations of copyrights  2.  Undisclosed "paid for by" political advertising. 3.  Deliberate and willful deceptive advertising.  According to Google the ads don't violate its rules - however other platforms have taken action against such deception.

I expect many Google “glitches” from here to November. Truthful content from DJT will be labeled misinformation and banned, lies from Kamala will be left up in the spirit of free speech and democracy. Google staff helped put this content together because there is no one in either campaign has the ability to manipulate those combos to work.

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There Seems to be a Little Heat in Kamala's Clubhouse

According to Breitbart, Princess Kamala's campaign is rife with “friction,” “internal tensions,” “anxiety,” “raw emotions,” “bad-mouthing,” and “grumbling” that mirror the dysfunction that plagued Harris’s Senate and vice presidential offices. Gee, don't ya hate to hear that.

The campaign has spiraled into a power struggle in recent weeks with factions competing for influence and control, six people, including aides familiar with the dynamics, told Politico. The competing factions reportedly consist of former Biden staffers and new Harris aides, who do not agree on how to overhaul the campaign’s power structure. The campaign hired several former Obama staffers to help run it. But those staffers — including David Plouffe, Barky's former campaign manager — are not jibing with Jen O’Malley Dillon, the former Biden White House official and Kamala's campaign chair. The power struggle within Harris’s 2024 campaign is similar to the turmoil within her senate and vice presidential offices, Politico reported:

"Harris built a chaotic operation in her 2020 presidential primary campaign that she allowed to fester, causing bottlenecks and radiating dysfunction across her organization. In the first two years of her vice presidency, she also saw several staff departures and internal fissures that reinforced the idea she couldn’t properly assemble and lead a harmonious team. 

A handful of people in Harris’ circle told POLITICO they worry that the unfolding tension among campaign staffers will splash back on the vice president, Some Harris loyalists have picked up on former Biden aides grumbling under their breath about now having to work for her. And there’s considerable ire directed at top digital strategist Rob Flaherty, whose title includes deputy campaign manager...."

One leaked purported incident of friction occurred due to differences of opinion about the degree of diversity in a campaign video. (seems there was a problem with number of black womens) In the end, the infighting was allegedly so great the video was outsourced to the DNC for completion. The Harris campaign denied the incident. 

Another suggested Biden/Harris spokesperson TJ Ducklo continually bad-mouths Harris. The campaign denied that report too.

Harris Communications Director Michael Tyler, Ducklo’s boss on the campaign, said nobody is speaking ill of their nominee. “Nope,” he said, “not happening.”

Of course he denied it. That's his job to lie. 

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday Soothingness

Just for you, because your Blog Editrix loves each and every one of you, another bit of Sunday Soothingness. Here is French musician 'Guilhem Desq' and a luscious track titled 'Cicatrices' from his album 'Visions'.  Take a Deep Breath and Enjoy your Sunday. 

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Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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The Late Great Tingles Matthews Resurfaces

Someone must have left the television on at the rest home.

Chris Matthews: Kamala Harris is a natural leader just like John Wayne.

There’s gaslighting, and then there’s whatever this is.

🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/6sJaidwbHm

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 7, 2024

As one media personality that never failed to give such rich and robust material to the conservative blogosphere, he stopped just short of the tingle factor he's most famous for....

From December 2013

Chris Matthews to Donate Leg to Obama

Presidential Library

MFNS -Washington - MSNBC political commentator Chris Matthews today announced he would proudly donate his famous "Tingling Leg" to the future Barack Obama Presidential Failure Library said to be planned for construction in Hawaii. 
 
"Every since I made that statement on-air about the tingle up my leg the night of the election, the conservative bloggers have been shellacking me with it night and day!. So I plan when Barack leaves office to amputate it and donate it to the Obama Library and make all those bastards look like fools" Matthews told Middle Finger News. 

Ask if he was absolutely serious about the statement he  told us,  "Look, we were indeed drinking heavily during commercial breaks in the election coverage, but on air I was sitting next to Rachel Maddow for Gods sake! And while she was wild eyed and had on a nice pair of fishnets and playing footsie under the table with Andrea Mitchell.... I know the tingle wasn't because of them! That was 100% adrenaline and admiration for Barack Obama because of the outcome of election night." 

There has at this time been no official statement from the White House, but Press Secretary Jay Carney  suggested the addition of the famous amputated leg, preserved in a glass case in the entrance to the future library would be an towering symbol of the love and support by members of the media for the 44th President in his heroic struggle to save America.

" Barack will get the leg when he leaves office.....I'll show those bastards!" said Matthews.

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Not One American 10 Years Ago Would Believe We Would Be at This Point Now

So, Tim Walz is a combination of Elmer Fudd, Nick saban, George Patton and Mahatma Gandhi that lies like Joe Biden. Got it! @Tim_Walz @KamalaHarris

— Diogenes Sarcastica (@KonanBarBarron) August 8, 2024 

Straight Up Marxist

Please watch this. It is disqualifying and un-American:

"Equitable treatment means we all end up at the same place."

Engineering equal outcomes is an impossibility that breeds mediocrity, because we vary in intelligence, work ethic, creativity, & skill.
pic.twitter.com/51WEuKAAfY

— John LeFevre (@JohnLeFevre) August 5, 2024

If these two get elected in November, that date is where future historians will begin the chapter on the accelerated decline of the American Republic. 

As the thunder of rhetoric rolls across the political landscape and Biden, the man who sits at the helm of the nation, openly declares that a peaceful transfer of power might be off the table, it’s more than just words—it’s a siren’s call to the chaos lurking beneath the surface of our so-called democracy. Days after the newly unearthed video of Jamie 'the rat' Raskin dropping a bombshell about civil war conditions and the 14th Amendment, it’s clear the Democrats are playing with fire. They’re not just flirting with insurrection; they’re practically announcing it from the rooftops, daring the country to descend into the very anarchy they claim to fear. Ah, the irony—the party that spent years decrying the threat of violence now seems eager to fan the flames themselves. History has its eyes on these times. The real insurrection might not be the one they’re warning about, but the one they’re planning themselves.

I'm Quickly Getting Election Fatigue

Democrats can’t talk about anything even close to what they are really doing or what they want to do to us.  They can’t compare the US under Trump to the US under their regime. So we get stories about eyeliner and fake stories about couch sex and weirdness.

It's focus on something unimportant and universally understandable. Use it for mockery. Avoid all questions of ideology and policy.  Have lots of colors and lights, and happy music. Dance!

Have an old white guy show up to play the affable uncle VP.   Repeat.   Hug the uncle for being a poor dancer.   Woo!!   Excitement!!   Just don't let the Jooos know. 

 

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Mainstream Media: Government Dead-Ender Reputation Laundromat.

Ever notice almost all media analyst are a "formerly" something somethings?

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Speaking of a Lobotomized Squirrel.....

EARL DONE THIS

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A Good Monday Morning

Sunday Soothingness

Just for you, because your Blog Editrix loves each and every one of you, a bit of Sunday Soothingness, another choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Editrix's personal digs. Here is a beautiful track by, in my opinion one of most versatile voices ever to stand before a microphone, the one and only 'Sade'.  This is 'Haunt Me', from her 1988 album 'Stronger Than Pride'. Take a Deep Breath and Enjoy your Sunday. 

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REHEATED: Kamala Be Puttin' Her Finger All Up In Vlad Putin's Chest. Uh-huh!

Note: The other night at dinner someone mentioned how much they had enjoyed the informative, if not sarcastic, posts I had done in the past on Kamala before she disappeared into the background only to be resurface mostly on the daytime TV talk show circuit and grade schools to talk about yellow buses.  I looked back and found a few I think are a bit more humorous than they were at the time written.  So I think I'll run a Kamala Whatsername  REHEATED series in coming weeks.

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From March 13, 2022 - Appearing on MSNBC's 'The Cross Connection' (known affectionately here at DMF as 'The Crazy Black Girl Hour') hosted by Tiffany Cross, her panel of this weeks melanin superior Karens actually tried to paint Kamala Harris as a tough prosecutor who intimidated Russian dictator Vladimir Putin with her remarks in Poland earlier this week. (insert SNL fake canned laughter here).

I shit you not. MSNBC analyst Errin Haines proclaimed:

"Yet another piece of her lived experience that she really brings to this role as Vice President in this moment of crisis, and that is her role as prosecutor, right? This is somebody who is used to kind of taking on bad guys for a living. And so, her really be putting her finger in the chest of Vladimir Putin and saying that there will be consequences."

*Dictators world wide cower in their bunkers*

Fellow angry black girl Nola Haynes, gave a mixed take on Harris's performance. On the one hand, she described Harris as "strong" and "assertive," and as having delivered the right message to Putin. But on the other hand, when Cross asked whether Putin had received that message, Haynes said:

"I’m going to be blunt here. Putin is a sexist so probably not. On top of that, there’s the race component. So taken together, the intersectionality of her race and gender, he probably dismissed what she had to say."

GEE, Ya think! Just watching the crazy bitches cost me an IQ point. 

Of course the ladies never uttered a word about Harris's juvenile demeaner or her cackling response when questioned about the refugee crisis. Kamala's tipsy sorority girl act angered many in Eastern Europe doing the heavy work of helping. Nor did they mention President Zelensky's former spokeswoman, who tweeted that it would be a "tragedy" if Harris ever became president, a sentiment that most all American would not disagree with.

Your Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

The crazy train continued this last week and sure to create more bedlam and insanity, with major proliferation of lies, insults, kicking and spitting, and media meltdowns.  So Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, reluctantly turns things over to you to espouse you words of wisdom of any nature. Just remember. regular ground rules apply. 

The floor is open, and use the coasters.

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