Your Official Soon to Be Semi World Famous Big Ass Turkey Day Open Thread.

And It was Proclaimed:

"It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and voice by the whole American people. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. 

And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to his tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquility and Union.

In testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand, and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed.

Done at the city of Washington, this third day of October, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and of the independence of the United States the eighty-eighth." - Abraham Lincoln 

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Despite our present political atmosphere, as someone who spent most of their early life living in Europe, believe me when I say: We as Americans have much to be thankful for. 

Happy Thanksgiving from DMF.   

DOJ Moves to Cover up $737 million Taxpayer Funded Bird Fryer Scandal

Breitbart 

"Joe Biden’s Justice Department moved on election night to essentially ensure the cover-up of a potentially massive green energy scandal, Breitbart News has learned exclusively. 

On Nov. 5, at 5:20 p.m. ET, less than an hour before the first polls closed and when it had become clear from the exit polls that Democrat presidential candidate Vice President Kamala Harris was likely to lose, an attorney with the Justice Department emailed lawyers for plaintiffs in a qui tam lawsuit aimed at recouping significant losses the taxpayers allegedly incurred from a failed solar plant in Nevada. 

A qui tam lawsuit is when a private plaintiff sues on behalf of the U.S. Government to recoup taxpayer dollars — often alleging fraud, misuse, or theft of taxpayer dollars. The email from the DOJ stated what plaintiffs started hearing through the grapevine as the election neared and it became clear the Harris campaign was in trouble. 

The email said that the DOJ intended to dismiss a lawsuit that it had previously allowed to proceed, thereby undercutting the private push to recoup significant losses for American taxpayers. The plant went into bankruptcy in 2020 after years of failing to return any profit......."

[SNIP] 

But there were other problems with this 1 Billion dollar science project.

From the DMF Drank Archives of Feb 2015:

 

The Crescent Dunes Solar Energy Project array is nearly ready to go partially online in Nevada. The $737 Million publicly Department Of Energy funded project is intended to produce 110 MW of energy. 

There’s just one problem. 130 birds were literally set on fire in mid flight during a recent test run in the span of 2 hours.

“About two hours into the test, engineers and biologists on site started noticing “streamers” – trails of smoke and steam caused by birds flying directly into the field of solar radiation. What moisture was on them instantly vaporized, and some instantly burst into flames – at least, until they began to frantically flap away. An estimated 130 birds were injured or killed during the test.”

 

Shit, a sturdy chicken catapult and a mess of baked beans and potato salad and we got us a one hell of a 4th of July celebration party!

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"Everything was going smoothly until just before the election, a couple days out from Trump’s triumph over Harris, when CMB began hearing that the Biden Justice Department may reverse its support for the lawsuit. Notice of that reversal is what formally came in those Election Night emails from the DOJ official, followed by a filing the next day in court seeking the dismissal of the qui tam case. 

The timing begs questions regarding why the Biden Justice Department would — from all appearances — seek to cover this up before Donald Trump would win the Presidential Election and Republicans would control both houses in Congress...."

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Piers Morgan Calls for Mercy and 'The View' to Be Put Out of Its ‘Misery’

Piers Morgan sarcastically called for the Mean Girls for the post-menopausal set, 'The View', to be put out of its “misery” and canceled in a scathing column for The New York Post that saw him call out every one of its current co-hosts and deem the show a “pointless, irrelevant parody of itself.

Their nadir came the day after the election, when to their horror, the man they’ve spent years branding a vile, bigoted, racist fascist won absolutely everything: the popular vote, the Electoral College, the White House, the Senate and the House of Representatives. In a truly farcical gesture of brazen bias, the six hosts all trotted out in funereal black clothing because they were in mourning. Every day is like that for them — a relentless assault on their eardrums from a bunch of partisan obsessives competing with each other over who detests Trump most.  

“In my worst nightmares, I find myself trapped on a desert island with the hosts of ‘The View.’ And all day long, I'm subjected to them all snarling, whining, scowling, seething and cursing about the same thing: Donald Trump,” began Morgan before enumerating his fears in more detail:

Joy Behar marches up and down the beach loudly mocking and reviling Trump as a lying, racist hypocrite. 

Whoopi Goldberg, who was suspended for saying the Holocaust wasn’t about race, sits by the ocean howling that Trump is a deluded, ill-informed, race-baiting imbecile.  

Ana Navarro, who said Trump was not elected legitimately in 2016 and spews constant bile-fueled abuse about him, resides under a palm tree, ranting that he’s a lying election denier who deploys ugly rhetoric. 

Alyssa Farah Griffin, who was once paid $183,000 to be Trump’s communications aide at the White House and enthusiastically sold him to America as a brilliant president, paces around seething that he’s the worst president of all time. 

Sunny Hostin — who cruelly and heartlessly accused Nikki Haley of crying fake tears over her husband’s deployment to war zones and called her a “hypocrite chameleon” for not using her real first name, Nimrata, despite Hostin not using her own first name, Asunción — wails to the lizards that Trump is a cruel, heartless, hypocritical charlatan. 

And Sara Haines, the saintly voice of compassionate, unifying sunshine who disapproves of Trump’s trash-talking but repeatedly called him a “jerk” and “jerkoff” in one episode, stands in the shade shouting, “HE’S STILL A JERK!” 

Meanwhile, I just lie face-down in the sand, feeling like Bill Murray in a never-ending, hellish “Groundhog Day.” Fortunately, I get to wake up from these horrific nightmares.But those who watch “The View” aren’t so lucky.

 I don’t like cancel culture — but given that the hosts of ‘The View’ have, by their own admission, worked so hard to cancel Donald Trump, it’s time they were canceled concluded Morgan.

A Good Monday Morning

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When You Realize You Used the Wrong Type of Mushrooms on Your Lunch Salad......

  ....the elevator door opens and you find it full of your morning

breakfast Froot Loops staring back at you.

CHECK THIS OUT. 

Dem's Long Struggle Appealing to Normal People

While looking for an image as I scrolled the back pages of DMF, I found this post from just after the 2016 election that reminded me just what a train wreck the democrat party became internally after DJTJ robbed them of their Fever Dream of a Ma Clinton Presidency and their own unbridled power. 

Here's the reheated post from October 2017......

Liberals Try To Connect With Normal Americans. It Goes Poorly

Democrat Leadership Report on Why the Voting Public are Stupid

 Key Democrats met secretly to confer about the party’s future as America approached the one-year anniversary of their stunning and hilarious humiliation by Donald Trump. The key question they sought to answer: “How can we Democrats appeal to those Jesus-loving, racist idiots who hate science and don’t live on the coast like everyone we know?”
Sen Chuck Schumer opened the discussion: 

"We’re here to freely exchange ideas in an atmosphere of openness and unlimited inquiry. With that in mind, your program has a list of the things you can’t say, like ‘illegal alien’ and ‘Christmas.’ It also has a handy cheat sheet of everyone’s preferred pronouns. Mine are ‘he’ and ‘him,’ while Senator Menendez’s are ‘convict’ and ‘Number 675973.’ Also, be sure to observe the rule about not mansplaining, which should not be a problem with this group.”

He then turned it over to 105 year-old Nancy Pelosi, who asked, “Where am I?” After Schumer whispered in her ear, she began:

 “With the economy booming, the stock market setting records, and America defeating ISIS, things have never been worse. That’s why we need to keep The Resistance going, because it’s been a huge success so far in my district in San Francisco and, I’m sure, in your districts in Manhattan, Chicago, and Havana. And we need to expand our party, which means we need to convince dirty, stupid, transphobic normal Americans to come to grips with their own failings and join us.”

“We could tell them they’re stupid even more often,” suggested Al Franken.

“And racist,” suggested Maxine Waters.

“Also, Islamophobic,” said Keith Ellison.

“In my state, I can go potty with girls!” said California’s Gavin Newsom. 

“Clearly, there’s something wrong with these people, so we need to consult with someone with a genuine connection with normal Americans. Sadly, Hillary Clinton isn’t here to help us. If anyone connects with Middle America, it’s her. Unfortunately, she’s fallen and she can’t get up.”

Pelosi then made the “drinky drinky” gesture, and the crowd nodded. 

 “Now look,” Schumer said, frustrated. “We have to defend 22 Senate seats next year, many in red states. How the hell are we going to do that?” 

“Move left,” said Bernie Sanders. 

“I know!” came a shrill, grating voice from the back of the room. Hillary Clinton entered with a bandage around her head and limping from the broken toe she got when she “slipped” while wearing her trademark high heels. She took the mic and the room fell still.

“We can start treating normal Americans with respect. We can honor them for their hard work, patriotism, and devotion to family. We can stop insulting their religious beliefs and trying to shove our urban blue state values down their throats. When criminals murder fellow citizens, we can choose not to blame law-abiding gun owners, and instead of calling them ‘racists’ for voting for Trump, talk to them and learn why they felt he was offering them more than the Democratic Party.”

The room was silent, and the crowd sat staring with jaws slack. 

“And…and…,” she said, then steadied herself on the podium, looking around confused.  

“Are you all right, Madame Should-Be-President?” asked Schumer, handing her a goblet of Chardonnay. She drank it in one gulp. “I don’t understand…what happened?” she asked. 

 “You were just mumbling random words, crazy talk,” Schumer said. “It didn’t make any sense at all.”

A Good Monday Morning

 

Mainstream Media: Government Dead-Ender Reputation Laundromat.

Ever notice almost all media analyst are a "formerly" something somethings?

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Speaking of a Lobotomized Squirrel.....

EARL DONE THIS

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More Trump Effect: ABC brass scramble to bring in pro-Trump voices to ‘The View’

Things Just Keep Getting Worse for Karen.  

NEW YORK POST:  

ABC News brass are in “panic mode” as they hunt for conservative voices to balance the rabid anti-Trump rhetoric spewed by the hosts on “The View,” as well as those on other shows, The Post has learned. The Disney-owned network — which came under fire over how ABC News moderators grilled Donald Trump during the presidential debate against Vice President Kamala Harris — has been holding high-level meetings since last week’s rout by the former president, sources close to the situation told The Post. 

ABC News Group President Debra O'Connell held the intense sit-downs with executive producers of the network’s various shows and other senior editorial leaders, sources said. 

First on the agenda, according to one insider, is finding a pro-Trump panelist for its top-ranked daytime talk show, co-hosted by ultra-liberals Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Sunny Hostin and Sara Haines, as well as Republican Trump-bashers Ana Navarro and Alyssa Farah Griffin.

uh...Ana Navarro left the Republican party in the dust long ago. She had to switch parties to finally find a Democrat willing to marry her ugly fat ass at age 48.

 “Viewers can expect some major changes including bringing in new panelists that can bring in a pro-Trump perspective.” The source did not signal whether one of the current panelists would be bounced or if the already crowded desk would add a seventh seat.

I suggest Megyn Kelly. She'd have Sonny Hostin crying under the desk, and Joy Behar in a coma from a stroke.

A second source with knowledge said the expected network-wide reshuffle comes after execs were caught “flat-footed” about the pro-Trump sentiment of the country. “Everyone on ‘The View’ endorsed Kamala Harris. They are out of touch with America,” the source said. For a show about different perspectives, The View’ doesn’t seem to have any when it comes to Trump. ABC bosses don’t want to alienate the pro-Trump demographic.” 

As if there is a real pro-Trump demographic in viewership. The ones that do tune in are just there to point and laugh, and see what stupid Sonny Hostin will spew on any given day.   

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Your Post-Election Almost Semi-World Famous Official 'Big Red America Is On Our Way Back' Big Ass Open Thread.

Yes indeed, it has been a very interesting week since we last met. I don't think I really need to explain.  I know y'all all feelin' bad for the lefties that shot their mouths off in delusional episodes of TDS, and celebs who gave millions to throw on Kamala's billion dollar burn pile, and the media that's now trying their best to gaslight the public by pretending they weren't promoting the lies, bigotry and betrayal of the far left agenda that was soundly defeated by senseable citizens of ALL stripes.  Bless Their Hearts! 

The President-elect's team is Throttle Back & Wheels Up laying the groundwork for  DJT's new administration, with appointments and nominations coming fast & furious. 47 and *46 are said to meet at the WH today, while Dr. Jill will be left with an extra tea cup to cry in.  She could probably use the extra time to pack that clown trunk she's been getting her wardrobe out of anyway. 

I don't really care for "Spiking the Ball", sports or otherwise. However, Your Beloved Blog Editrix is  gonna spike the ball!

The short video below is for those many Blue Lefties that lurk in the shadows of DMF daily and that have made themselves well known to me. It incompasses much of the America Spirit we know and love, and that they see as unjust, phobic and racist. They will probably become triggered and not watch all the way through, but I'm betting good money you guys will watch it more than once.  The floor is now open.  God Bless America!

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— Louis (@LSPCFC1905) November 12, 2024

A Salty Serpent Head Takes Dems to the Woodshed

Veteran Democratic strategist James Carville describes Democratic operatives and leadership as arrogant: “We told you this identity shit was a disaster. We told you to get out in front on public safety, and you didn’t. We told you to have an open process, and you didn’t…” pic.twitter.com/QdAXAk7nyV

— Shermichael Singleton (@MrShermichael) November 12, 2024 

 

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Mysteries Revealed?

"You must admit, it’s a little spooky how quickly and rigorously Mr. Trump intends to deconstruct those parts of the government at war with the people: clean out “rogue bureaucrats,” firehose the malignant agencies, release and expose their document trails on spying, censorship, lawfare, and abuse-of-power. The consequence would be the return of consequence in our national life. It’s been absent for so long you can hardly imagine its power to get people’s minds right.

There are already reports of frenzy among the culpable DOJ lawyers, and FBI Director Wray is set to resign before Mr. Trump can fire him. Attorney General Merrick Garland has gone radio-silent for his own good since Election Day. Expect many abiding mysteries to get unraveled, such as exactly how many federal agents did work the crowd around the Capitol on J-6, 2021 — which Mr. Wray has pretended to not be able to discuss “due to ongoing investigations.” Expect to learn more about the pipe-bomb caper at the DNC HQ a few blocks away that same day. Prepare to be amazed at how deeply criminal these schemes were. You must wonder if the document-shredding party is already underway, despite calls to preserve all the emails, memos, and texts. 

Then there are the poisoned realms of the intel blob located at CIA, DHS, State, DOD, and elsewhere being subject to inquiry and overhaul. Think: John Brennan, James Clapper, Bill Barr, Michael Atkinson, Mayorkas, Judge Boasberg, Mary McCord, Col. Vindman, Senator Warner, Avril Haines, Victoria Nuland, Samantha Power, Gina Haspel, Marie Yovanovitch, Jen Easterly, all their deputies, and many more unknown to the public. Some of these names may yet seem obscure to you. They were all neck-deep in what looks a lot like sedition, treason, real conspiracies, not theories. Even state officials such as New York AG Letitia James, Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, and Fulton County, GA, DA Fani Willis, could be subject to federal charges under 18USC Section 242: willful deprivation of constitutional rights acting under color of law. That is exactly what the Trump lawfare cases amounted to.

And then, of course, there are the long-running rumors of pedophilia and human trafficking networks among the elite, the Jeffrey Epstein list and the P. Diddy list. If these things exist, and they are released, history would shudder.

These people are looking ahead 70 days with visions of shoes dropping and hammers falling. If the mysteries are revealed, it’s hard to imagine that possible criminal proceedings would not be far behind. You can also imagine that the motivation across a broad and powerful elite class runs white-hot to stop Mr. Trump from entering the Oval Office. So, these days ahead will be fraught with threats, schemes, plots, ploys, and deceptions. The paranoia must be out of this world among people who still have the resources and hold the levers-of-power needed to undertake nefarious deeds."  - J.H. Kunstler

Why I'm I Always the Last To Know?.....😂

When did Eric Swalwell (D-CA) start his transitioning?

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A Good Monday Morning. - Vet's Day Edition

I have strong suspicions the one in the sunglasses is our favorite Blogger Bad Boy. 😎

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Be careful what you wish for.....

It appears the abortion obsessed Party of Chaos got its fondest wish: it aborted itself in the 2024 election. “Joe Biden” was the coat-hanger it used: this miserable, grifting, now-senile hack politician who will be remembered only for driving his country to the verge of ruin. And for what? All in an effort to cover-up a long train of crimes and abuses against the American people perpetrated by a permanent bureaucracy gone rogue that was the party’s partner-in-crime. And now it’s over.

The childishness of the Left — AOC whining about “fascism” — is under-appreciated. Note how the party’s most august mouthpiece, The New York Times, pretends to soul-search in the aftermath of the election debacle.

“Many Democrats were considering how to navigate a dark future, with the party unable to stop Mr. Trump from carrying out a right-wing transformation of American government. Others turned inward, searching for why the nation rejected them. They spoke about misinformation and the struggle to communicate the party’s vision in a diminished news environment inundated with right-wing propaganda” — The New York Times

The NYT diminished itself. It drove itself crazy with narratives — just as a crazy person with disordered thoughts can’t discern what’s real and what’s not. What they need is a serious mental health check. The time for incessant lying, hoaxing, and performative hysteria is over.

On Thursday, in a three-minute speech, the President-elect set out a clear list of measures to reconstruct a national consensus based on reality. It includes firing a lot of people in the agencies, dis-embedding all the inspector-generals from the departments they oversee, establishing a “reconciliation commission to declassify and publish documents" related to alleged deep state activities, including spying, censorship, and corruption,” and finding out who exactly at the CIA / FBI / DHS / and other places has been leaking fables and falsehoods to the news media. In other words, clear away a shit-ton of untruth that burdens the consciousness of country.

Though the statement omitted to say so directly, it’s very likely that a number of public officials will find themselves before grand juries in the years ahead. If you haven’t figured it out already, you’ll learn that the term “misinformation” was just the gas in the gaslight used to confound the country about what has really been at stake — which is your personal liberty in what is supposed to be a free country. The Democratic Party and the Deep State blob really did try to steal that from you. - J.H. Kunstler

They’re Inconsolable and I'm Kinda Entertained by It.

'47

It's going to be an interesting next couple of days.....

Election Day Open Thread.

Say a Prayer For The Nation Before You Go To Sleep Tonight ...........

Pray the country God has so blessed for 248 years

 makes the right decision.

A Good Monday Morning

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