Sunday, January 30, 2022

Your Weekend Open Thread

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Friday, January 28, 2022

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Thursday, January 27, 2022

Let This Whole Neil Young Crap Be a Lesson to All


It's not a great day for Neil Young fans with Spotify accounts. Ol' Neil heroically stomped on a rake and blooded his nose. But in embarrassingly doing so, has helped reaffirmed the value of physical media in the digital age.

The promise of digital media has always been that much of the world's best music, movies, and literature can be available to you in an instant. We've never had so much art and information at our fingertips. What a time to be alive! But that promise comes with peril. The availability of all that stuff depends entirely on the whims and desires of big digital corporations. Books can be deleted from e-readers. Movies are removed from online libraries. Streaming services can shut down unexpectedly. And a moody Neil Young can decide one day he doesn't want you to hear his music.

I had at one time given myself over to the streaming revolution. Ridding myself of DVDs and started building a digital movie library a few years back,  I realized I couldn't find one of my favorite movies on any of the available services. 

That's when I found myself agreeing with a movie critic who has spent years warning  consumers to get physical copies of the art they love. He wrote in 2018 after Apple removed movies from Canadian customers' iTunes libraries:
"Like I keep telling y’all, you have to invest in physical media if you want to be able to hold onto the things that are important to you. You cannot trust streaming services. “Buying“ a movie or an album through Apple or anybody else is a sucker’s game".
It's even worse now. Consumers don't even really "buy" content anymore — they rent it, suckered into paying a monthly subscription. If the stuff they love disappears from a service, it disappears. There's nothing that can be done. I don't want sometimes access to my favorite art and literature. I want it all the time.


So buy the DVD. Buy the book. Buy the CD or vinyl. You get to keep it. The digital powers may be able to make your words disappear, but to take away the stuff you can hold it in your hands is impossible.

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Nan is Running - "To Take a Punch or Throw a Punch"


have to admit I was a bit surprised yesterday when Nancy Pelosi announced that she was running for re-election to win her 19th term in Congress. 19th Term. She says it's for the "children". But I question just which 'children' she means. 

The coming midterm elections aren't looking good right now for democrats. In fact, short of some kind of divine intervention, Biden’s troops are going to get absolutely boat-raced. It could stack up to be a wave election that makes 2010 look like child’s play. Democrat incumbent rats are jumping ship in a sure fire sign of impending doom. 

Just how bad are things?  Nan may have given us a hint with this creepy video (she apparently found the old “Full House” set), in which she announced that she’s running for re-election.

House Democrats agitated for change to their party’s leadership following their loss of 13 seats in 2020 after predictions indicated major gains. After the 2018 midterms, dems could only afford to have 15 people not vote for Pelosi. Some of the newly elected progressives after that election, who had not yet found where the bathrooms were in the Capitol, started raising some hell about how things were done under the old guard Democrats. 

They of course meant, Nancy Pelosi.

Pelosi won the Speakership again in an unexpectedly dramatic vote for the fourth time last January, which she has promised would be her last. She knows time is NOT on her side now and if the Democrats get wiped out in 10 months not only will she no longer be speaker, she could also lose out being the minority leader.

So why run again?

Good ole Political Pettiness.

Pelosi is part of the old school politicians that ran opponents into the ground and if you were on the same party as them, they took an odd pride in how they made political life miserable for you. (See LBJ). Almost like the mob, but the mob had rules and actually helped the poor on occasion.

If you google anything about how much Nancy and AOC love each other you won’t find much if anything, but you will find some super juicy stories about how much they'd like to shiv each other. Insiders have said in meetings between the two, the air seemed thick with some bad juju. 

Pettiness has to be a large part here for an 80+-year-old woman who has become filthy rich as an elected official and has little gas left in the tank.  I think she is out for her pound of political flesh from the 30 something AOC and her sometime childish squad of Bernie worshipping marxist soft skulls like the Jamma Paypal or what ever her name is, who have done the unthinkable - they've crossed the Speaker of the House and stuck their finger in the eye of the old guard dems. 

Without the reservations of the speakers gavel, the squad had better get ready for some rough water from their own side of the aisle because there's going to be a epic showdown with the progressive wing, which has been impatiently waiting to take the reins from the former establishment. 

They’ve swallowed Pelosi’s iron handed leadership for years now with the promise that she would finally hand things over after this year’s election. Now, that promise looks to have been broken, and it’s going to result in some major infighting when the time comes to vote on leadership.

There’s something disturbingly funny about an Botox embalmed 81-year-old politician struggling to walk in 4" heels refusing to hand over power like this, but it has the making of good Spaghetti Western Intrigue. 

Wednesday, January 26, 2022

CNN Announces 2022 Prom Queen Nominations

MFNS - After a three year long hiatus because of covid, CNN has decided to bring back their yearly Prom, Talent Show and Primal Scream Competition for it's employees.  The event is intended to be a bit of sunshine in a sea of bad ratings for beleaguered network personalities doing heated battle rating races with local cable access gardening shows and reruns of  60 year old Perry Mason episodes.

Former CNN anchor and makeup addict Brook Baldwin, a five time Prom Queen (2011-16) revealed in her recent book "WTF Am I Working Here for?? - Memories of My Days at CNN", that the CNN Prom Queen Reign was an opportunity to show all the other ambitious CNN employees just who "The Bitch Who Shall Not Be Fucked With" is for the following year. But she also said the crown sometime results in bad feelings, sharp words and hair pulling screaming matches in the women restroom. 

CNN has opened up the voting for the Prom Queen, and since they've lost 75% of their audience, they invite the general public to help choose. So here's your opportunity to help crown the newest Queen of CNN from this bevy of talented beauties.

Leave your choices in the comments and we'll make sure your vote get counted. 

No mail in ballots will be counted.  Otherwise we use democrat rules. You are allowed to vote numerous times, but within a reasonable number. 

It's like...history or something. Here are your CNN 2022 Prom Queen Nominees: 



Editrix Update: It was just announced by the CNN 'Department of Diversity & Inclusion' that Prom King nominations would the limited to CNN's Black male employees only. 

This caused Don Lemon's nomination to be moved from the 'Queen' to 'King' Category to create a competition, which caused Victor Blackwell to accuse CNN of racism. 

Your MF Prom King Nominees:


You can also consider this your Midweek Open Thread. 

Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Great Britain Announces Reclamation of America

 


To the citizens of the United States of America
from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

In light of your current failure to financially and politically  manage yourselves and also, your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents and therefore not properly govern yourselves, The Crown hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)


I, Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except New Jersey, which we do not wish to acquire.)

Your new Prime Minister, Boris Johnson (bojo@uk.gov), will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as 'like' and 'you know' and 'nigga' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday,  enough of your foolish inebriation. 
4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a concealed vegetable peeler.
6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get over it.
8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with ketchup up but with vinegar.
9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American beer will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
11. You will cease playing American football. There are only two kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, and rugby (dominated by the New Zealanders). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour).
12. Further, you will stop playing baseball and learn cricket.
13. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776)
14. Daily tea time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups and saucers, never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

 

Somewhat Respectfully,
Elizabeth II, Queen of All England and Boss of You
God Save the Queen!

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Sunday, January 23, 2022

Oscar Mayer's Bologna Moisturizing Face Mask Quickly Sells Out. We Ask Why??

This is Not Satire, But Ironically From Meatheads at CNN.
New York (CNN Business) If the thought of using a slice of bologna as a moisturizing face mask was tempting, you're out of luck — for now. Oscar Mayer's bologna-inspired face mask sold out less than a day after its release on Amazon. Kraft Heinz blamed the shortage on "unexpected incredibly high demand" and said in a statement that the product would be restocked "over the coming days." 
It's the number one new release in Amazon's beauty and personal care section. 
The new product isn't actually a slimy piece of meat.  Kraft Heinz (KHC) partnered with Seoul Mamas, a Korean skin care company, to create a "hydrating and restoring hydrogel" mask that promotes skin elasticity, improves hydration and moisture retention. (Oddly, those are not among the typical side benefits associated with ingesting the sodium-filled deli meat.) 
The $5 skin care product was created as a "playful spin on the often serious 'New Year, New You' trope with its meaty take on the self-care space.  It's also an homage to those oddball kids in school who would bite out eyes and a mouth on a bologna slice and put it on their face.
Oscar Mayer did have the forethought to provide the shallow end of the liberal gene pool, that is probably their target consumer, with a large warning label on the packaging that says "do not eat bologna masks."

It puts the meat on its face... right after it puts the lotion on its skin...

 

Friday, January 21, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, January 20, 2022

Squinty Scarborough: Give Biden 2 Hours and He'll Be Talking About 7-11 Stores. 🀣🀣🀣

Clean Up on Aisle 46

They [Obama-Biden] sent the wrong signals in 2014. They're sending the wrong signals now....."


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Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Your Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

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Monday, January 17, 2022

Dr. Jill - I didn’t expect ‘healing role’ as first lady. πŸ™ƒ


Well neither did we sister! But according to the AP, while sitting in the sunshine near the swimming pool at a lavish Casino Hotel in Las Vegas, the first lady told the Associated Press she saw herself as a key member of President Joe Biden’s team; that she found herself taking on a role that "I didn’t kind of expect, which was like a healing role."
“I would want to know that my president and first lady cared about me. I think that’s an important part of what I do. I mean, just helping people through the tough times.”
She's obviously trapped up in her own imaginary bubble of DC royalty. Someone needs to tell Dr. Jill that shuttling her husband back and forth between DC and Delaware every weekend doesn't really qualify as healing a nation. And dragging your husband to the site of a disaster 10 days after the event is not healing either, doc. It's a photo op. We know the difference. 

We all know she watched with envy a drooling media shower an undignified & unattractive Michell Obama with glowing comments of her intelligence and monthly fashion magazine covers wearing clownish outfits, and she wants some of that. She wants it really bad. 

Truth be told, Dr. Jill should just be glad that the media is having mercy on her and not giving her the Melania Trump treatment because her husband is a senile doofus who's run the country into the ditch.  

A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, January 16, 2022

Many Americans Are Having a Ralphie-Ovaltine Moment, and I Don't Feel for Them.

In many homes across the country the classic movie "A Christmas Story" is a holiday staple.  In this perfect little movie, Ralphie has several loss-of-youthful-innocence moments. One of the most poignant is his effort to decode a message to save radio heroine Little Orphan Annie. Ralphie eagerly awaited his special decoder rings arrival in the mail. This is important stuff!  He finally receives the decoder package and rushes off to sit in privacy and decode.  The narrator recounts the tension building as he deciphers. That’s until the whole message is clear.  A stunned Ralphie realizes he’s been duped. It’s another bittersweet moment where he is yanked into the sphere of mature knowledge.


For some Americans, their Ralphie-Ovaltine moment is coming.*   I don’t think it’s funny. I don’t envy them.  At some point, these Ralphies will be engaged, perhaps feverishly, with recollecting a lingering aspect of the chaos of the years of this present presidency, one they voted for in the belief he was their legally elected savior, and it’ll hit them.

Perhaps it will be when one of the many inside stories of the senile man they voted for was really a dupe.  A place holder.  One who did the left's bidding by appointments chosen for him by others that opened wide the doors and allowed the Marxist to march right into the seats of government.

Perhaps they’ll read a book about autocratic or Marxist propaganda. Or maybe they’ll read–or re-read–1984. They will see that a long and unfortunately reliable way to fool people is with what they now project onto many truths they oppose as "The Big Lie." They will come to know that if you tell a monster lie, a preposterous untruth, and repeat it enough, people will come to believe it.  Perhaps they will finally come to realize the Main Stream Media are just useful idiots, mouthpieces gleefully doing the left's bidding for a good ratings payoff, and not the real news after all.

Or perhaps it will be when they realize their freedoms have been eroded. That they too cannot buy books not approved of.  That they too cannot speak freely, or they too cannot go buy what they want, when they want.  Or perhaps it will be when they have no way to protect themselves and their families from a certain criminal element they for long so coddled as unjustly persecuted because of skin color.

Perhaps they will not have their moment for many years. Perhaps it will come when their kids or even grandkids will read about this era of the New Progressive America.  Perhaps it will be them that sees through the government approved lies about the integrity of the U.S. elections, and how many enablers went along with them to get votes. And perhaps a young face will look up to them asking, "You certainly didn’t believe that, did you?"  Faced with that question, what will our Ralphies do when they think back on the unpatriotic and undemocratic actions they approved of at the time, just to remove a president they were told they disliked because (fill in the blank). Or, even with so much time having passed, will they follow dutifully from the wreckage of integrity of the past year and simply lie themselves?

Regardless, I will not feel for these future Ralphies, as many will have a moment when their belief in a utopian progressive movement they went along with because it was cool, will be abruptly shattered, splintered by the searing shock of knowledge that the recent years had been largely a sham: a bloated, unamerican Marxist commercial.

No, I will not feel for them when they do.....


*Inspired by a comment during a recent dinner conversation.


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Friday, January 14, 2022

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Thursday, January 13, 2022

The Life and Times Of A Lyin’ Dog-faced Pony Soldier

"The Autobiography of Joe Biden by Joe Biden" - Joe Biden
"I graduated from Syracuse, in two years with three degrees under my belt, and got married. I wanted to join the Army and fly PT Boats in ‘Nam, but every time I tried to join, I was got a deferment. The recruiters all said the same thing. “Man, you saved all those black kids at the pool. You deserve a medal and five deferments. ‘Cause Joe, you’re gonna be president some day.......” 
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Wednesday, January 12, 2022

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Tuesday, January 11, 2022

And Now Ladies and Gentlemen, We turn Our Attention to Seizing States' Control of Elections & Nullifying Your Vote


While the news cycle has long been dominated by Covid madness, a bumbling inept leader and ambitious lefts' attempt to turn America into into a retarded version of a soviet union and the resulting chaos, not much attention has been paid to the Democrats former #1 legislative priority that got sidelined in favor of the pandemic craziness.  It wasn't health care, immigration, or taxes. No, their first legislative priority after the 2018 midterms was grabbing more power by centralizing power over elections in Washington, D.C. There wasn't going to be another 2016!

What was called 'H.R.1' was intended to be the first priority of House Democrats, leftist groups, deep-pocketed dark money and those who use, by hook or crook, the election process rules to help win elections, or at least to cause chaos and throw it to the courts.

The original bill is a 571-page dreamscape of wild wishes and federal mandates on states that got some heat when exposed to the public for being the blatant power grab that it is. Seizing States' Control of Elections.

Now, repackaged & renamed 'The John R. Louis Freedom To Vote Act' after the late civil rights pioneer & Congressional speech babbler, democrats are now going full tilt, and will be flooding News and Social Media with the usual leftist propagandist with statements like "Our Democracy Is endangered without the bill passing" and "Voter ID is suppression and Racist" kinda crap they tag everything with these days. Biden kicks things off today.
 
What they never say is, the Constitution decentralizes power over American elections and puts states in charge. The 'Voters Rights Act' would undo that. Decentralization promotes individual liberty. When power over elections is centralized, it is easier for that power to be abused. When power over elections is decentralized, no single malevolent actor can exert improper control over the process. That is precisely why Democrats are so eager for D.C. to have more power over our elections. And who votes, and who's vote gets counted.

Here's a few of the details of the orginal HR1:
  • H.R. 1 has 218 cosponsors. It forces states to implement mandatory voter registration. If someone is on a government list -- such as receiving welfare benefits or rental subsidies -- then they would be automatically registered to vote. Few states have enacted these systems because Americans still view civic participation as a voluntary choice.
  • H.R. 1 also mandates that states allow all felons to vote. Currently, states have the power under the Constitution to set the terms of eligibility in each state.
  • H.R. 1 would force states to have extended periods of early voting, and mandates that early voting sites be near bus or subway routes.
  • H.R. 1 also undermines the First Amendment by exerting government control over political speech and undoing the Supreme Court’s Citizen’s United decision.
  • H.R. 1 mandates same-day voter registration and would obliterate state registration procedures. Same-day registration is the practice that enabled sufficient voter fraud in Minnesota to give Al Franken a seat in the Senate.
  • H.R. 1 limits the ability of states to cooperate to see who is registered in multiple states at the same time. Democrat Congressional nominee Wendy Rosen was able to vote for President Obama twice in the same election in Maryland and Florida -- a federal felony -- because Maryland does not participate in interstate cross checks of rolls.
  • H.R. 1 would nullify state laws that permit election observers to work as partners with election officials to file a formal challenge to a suspicious voter registration. Election watchdogs have been essential players in ensuring that the dead and ineligible do not cast ballots.
Democrats know they can rely on leftist lawyers who still populate the bowels of the DOJ Voting Section since the Barky Obama days to oppose voter ID, citizenship verification, and any other law that might impact their ideological and partisan preferences. The lawyers who abused power are still employed, or enjoying sojourns as opinion columnists in the Washington Post.

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Sunday, January 9, 2022

Covid Pitch Meeting

 I Really Hope Someone Slips This Into The National Archives πŸ€£πŸ€£

 

Friday, January 7, 2022

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Thursday, January 6, 2022

Glenn Greenwald Torches Oliver Darcy's Nads, Sends Him Back Home to Tater. 🀣🀣🀣

WE ARE CNNLOL

Like Christmas morning, Ollie & Tater jumped from bed to join in the media event they, like others, had long waited for.  January 6th.  CNN's Chief media hall monitors, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum both had prepared well for their day of monitoring a real news channel's coverage and both had plenty to say.  But as Oliver Darcy took to the tweeter, he probably wasn't expecting a real journalist and rational thinker Glen Greenwald to be listening....

Enter Glen Greenwald with a lit flamethrower.......
Poor Ollie tried really hard to fire back … but it was pretty sad.
Greenwald sets Ollie's nads on fire, pats him on the butt and sends him running home to Tater.....
It’s embarrassingly sad how much time a supposed news outlet spends covering what the other more popular, successful news outlet is covering. It certainly comes across as sour grapes and desperation.
BOOM! 

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

Your First Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread of 2022

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And So The Election Fearmongering Begins......

On Tuesday, CBS Mornings co-host Tony Dokoupil and Eurasia Group president Ian Bremmer sounded the alarm over the possibility of Republicans winning big in the 2022 midterm elections, something they hysterically labeled one of “the top global risks” in the year ahead. The pair claimed any GOP victory in the midterms or the 2024 presidential contest would be seen as “illegitimate.”
"A new report is detailing what it says are the biggest risks facing the globe in 2022 and the findings may surprise you. Number three, midterm elections here in the U.S., a top risk for 2022. How come?"
He went on to specifically identify the Republican Party as the source of the supposed global threat: "...the United States has an election process that is increasingly broken, increasingly delegitimized. And the midterm elections, especially if you have significant win for a Trump-led Republican Party, means that 2024 is going to be seen as illegitimate and potentially a constitutional crisis......."
{snip}

There is only one thing worse than a yapping dog.......

It seems Mr. Bremmer  has fired off the starting gun for the soon to be ever increasing hysteria over the potential mid-term blow out. Just the statement "victory in the midterms or the 2024 presidential contest would be seen as “illegitimate" and "a global risks" should set off bells to what is coming.  It should also be noted that he also said 64% said of an NPR poll believe "our democracy was in crisis".

I wonder if Mr. Bremmer is aware that number is roughly the same number that believe the country is going in the wrong direction and disapprove of Joe Biden's Administrations handling of......just about everything. Or is he just ignoring the parallels.

A better media critter would have asked Mr. Bremmer to explain the "constitutional crisis" he speaks of rather than throw out a simple opinionated "Think Tank" conspiracy theory. And I would like to have known why "We The People" electing a Republican congress would be "illegitimate" and "a global risks".

Could Mr. Bremmer's  "constitutional crisis" be a reference to the fact we now have an obvious mental declining leader, who reads stumbles through what ever is put in front of him? One who issues unconstitutional mandates like a ruler. One who is so disliked by the people.

And maybe Mr. Bremmer meant "our democracy was in crisis" because we have a growing tribe of progressives......no I'll call them what they are.....communist, who are trying to hold a knife to the neck of the House of Representatives in order to misuse and gain major control of the purse string of the government for their own orgy of power.  Or maybe Mr. Bremmer was referring to a Majority Leader of the Senate, so weak and scared he will be primaried by a former bartender with big tits, he sometime acts like a used car salesman on the very first day of work. 

Or maybe he was referring to the untrustworthy media, who are now nothing but cheerleaders. Or maybe he meant the dangerous power of social media titans, the Robber Barons of the Twenty-first century, who make a mocker of free speech with the blessings of those who benefit mightily from their censorship. I'd say all of that is a danger to Democracy.

And tomorrow is January 6th. And we all know it will be embrace like a security blanket, used as a part of the dooms day hysteria that will hang over America till next November.

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

The Votes Are In: 2021 ASSHAT OF THE YEAR AWARD

The voices in my head were unanimous. This year's winner of the DMF 'Asshat of the Year' is not a journalist, but pretends to be one on TV.  They are one of many of today's first generation children of immigrants, like those being nominated for high positions in the Biden Administration, all given full legal rights as a GIFT from America, who now spend their adult time on earth attacking, defaming and smearing all America has stood for. 

Our Winner for 2021 is an affirmative action graduate of Harvard University, class of '91, with a concentration in the difficult field of study of visual art and documentation form, which made them highly qualified to type movie credits and chyrons for news broadcast. They worked a short time for various local media in Florida eventually catching the eye of MSNBC, the ugly step-sister of the once respected NBC News, who revel in elevating incompetent people to public notice.

MSNBC allowed our winner to stack their little watched morning weekend filler show with little known, millennial leftist soft-skull "Experts", who cashed-in advancing careers over the next months spreading conspiracy theories and unfounded hysteria over Trump-Russia collusion.

As a result, none other than the New York Times declared our winner "the Heroine of the Resistance".  That soon led to a regular spot, a truly bat-shit crazy five & dime nutty negro hour evening gig that ramped up dangerously irresponsible racial rhetoric and conspiracy theories by their guest lunatics' like Elie Mystal and Malcolm Nance that would make even Ricky Maddow blush, and Al Sharpton sound almost statesmen like. 

But nothing can paper over the fact that our winner has no charisma,  is a painfully predictable ideologue, a liar, vindictive, and an intolerant bigot. On top of being anti-Semitic and a 9/11 conspiracy theorist, they are almost ridiculously unappealing. From really bad wigs to scary looking hairdos that resembled an expired Octopus hanging from her head, to an ungroomed feral poodle look.

We as Americans don't appreciate the gulf that exists between the intelligent and stupid. And packaging an unattractive Jew-Hating Homophobic Racial Bigot can prove difficult. But MSNBC did it. 

They give America a Racial-Arsonist who spills forth lemons day after day in defiance of common sense, and who's viewers drink this sour mixture, proclaim it ambrosia, and cry for more. POWER TO THE CORRECT PEOPLE.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Diogenes' ASSHAT of the YEAR 2021:

The Self-righteous Joy Ann Reid



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Saturday, January 1, 2022

Happy New Year to All the Readers of DMF

To All, A Happy & Prosperous New Year!
2022 should be the year we run up the Pirate Flag and start
giving Regressives and SJWs some serious heat!