Tuesday, June 18, 2024

Two New From The Meme King

Earl just posted a most excellent interpretation of DMF's favorite Kickball, MSNBC's Live Action Cartoon, 'Squinty & Meat Puppet in the Morning'. I thought Mika's unshaven chest hair was a nice touch of solidarity, since Squinty Joe's recent tragic diagnosis of 'Rapid Testicular Regression' and 'Negative Testosterone Level'. 🙄 We're talking True Love here people. 

And one more starring everyone's favorite ancient Pop Philosophist "Aris T" in a scene that only Earl could come up with! 🤣


Their Angst is Starting to Show.

After a very bad public outing in front of the world press in Italy, concluding this weekend with the west coast gucci marxist elite gleefully offering to burn piles of cash on the fire that is the Biden campaign while average Americans struggle, the state media is starting to show their nervousness.

MSNBC's token Asian host Alex Wagner, almost in tears while interviewing some chick named Susan Glasser, said that DJT will be held to a much lower standard than Biden during the upcoming debate. Glasser agreed, saying the MAGA base doesn't hold Trump "accountable" like them and the rest of the hostile drooling leftist democrat journalists.

We all know, short of Biden breaking into some crazy story like arm wrestling Mao Zedong, Joe makes it on and off the set without incident, he'll be declared the winner. 

Maybe if the media, NBC News and it's ugly step-sister MSNBC in particular, would remove their cranium from their anal sphincter they would see the media telling us we didn't see or hear what we just saw and heard, their constant smearing and censoring of political opposition, hysterical prophetic fantasies of arrest and internment camps, executions and the end of world, have done as much to wound Biden as Biden himself.  And that is undisputed fact if you've taken a breath in the last four years. 

They should be nervous. The smug bastards have lots of reasons to be.

Snake oil salesmen were never so well dressed. 

EARL Done This

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Monday, June 17, 2024

Who Said Children Don't Listen to Their Parents

Zbigniew Brzeziński (1924 - 2017) Jimmy Carter's National Security Advisor 


His daughter, Mika 'Meat Puppet' Brzezinski. Annoying MSNBC left wing propagandist, 
Keeper of Squinty's balls and Joe Biden sycophant.       

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, June 16, 2024

Sunday Soothingness - Father's Day Edition

For you, because your Blog Editrix loves each and every one of you, a bit of Sunday Soothingness. This time something a bit different than usual. 

This Is For You Daddy.❤️

Friday, June 14, 2024

No Country For Old Whistle Britches.

They’re kidding, right? That “Joe Biden” is capable of being president? Not just for another four-year term, but right here and now? This has got to be the most pitiful case of national gaslighting since 218-AD when the Romans installed 14-year-old Heliogabalus to front for their empire. Like “JB,” he reigned for four years (before the praetorian guard offed him).  The Danish historian of ancient Rome, Barthold Niebuhr, said of him: “. . . [He] had nothing at all to make up for his vices, which are of such a kind that it is too disgusting even to allude to them.”.

 Lately, even the news media has begun to report “Joe Biden’s” senile mishaps. On Thursday at an outdoor photo op during the G7 meet-up in Italy, the ol’ dawg just wandered off from the assembled pack of world leaders until Italy’s PM Giorgia Meloni went and reeled him back in. Earlier in the week at a Juneteenth party, they rolled him out on the White House lawn like a cigar-store Indian where he stood utterly frozen while all around him boogalooed and clapped to the music of jubilee.

Even many mind-fucked Democrat Party regulars who have been just fine with the controlled demolition of our country under this human door-stop of a president are murmuring ominously that the scam has become too obvious.

Not Rachel Maddow, though. 

America’s Woke lunatic-in-chief reigning on MSNBC warned this week that the return of Trump would lead to her (and millions of her fans) getting jammed into “concentration camp.   Maybe you’ve already noticed that Rachel Maddow lives in a concentration camp of-the-mind located inside her own batshit-crazy skull. Dunno about you, but for the first time in a life lived through many decades of purportedly rational post-war Modernity, I’ve developed a sympathetic view of how come people in earlier eras resorted to burning witches...."

Joe Biden” is not long for this world as a token in that game. Mere days, I’d say. There is no way that the Democratic Party can afford to put him in a debate arena June 27th with Mr. Trump. Two minutes in, “JB” would be leaking sawdust and stuttering incoherently. The Party would be revealed as a fraud for the ages. And then, by the time you’re scarfing down blueberry pie on the Fourth of July, Hillary Clinton (better known here as Rodan the Flying Reptile, or She-Whose-Turn-It-Is) will be flapping her leathery wings on-high in triumph as “JB’s” emergency replacement. I am here to save our democracy, caw caw—! Wait for it! Trouble is, batshit crazy women are exactly what our country is sick of and done with. - J.H.Kunstler

Thursday, June 13, 2024

Yeah, They're Among Us. Just Look Around.

Harvard Study: Aliens Might Be Living Among Us Disguised As Humans.

A new science paper from Sci fi Eggheads at Harvard suggests extraterrestrials could be walking among us, or be living underground or in a base inside the Moon. The study by Harvard University’s Human Flourishing program further puts forward the idea that UFOs could also be spaceships visiting their Earth-based alien friends (or maybe just for the women and the weed).

The study was created to offer an alternate “unconventional” explanation for UFO sightings and to hypothesize what they might mean. 

The paper reads: 
“The author became increasingly aware of the depth of evidence and theory that also tentatively supports another ultraterrestrial explanation: the “cryptoterrestrial” hypothesis (CTH) – our focus here – which holds that UFO's may reflect activities of Space Aliens concealed here on Earth (e.g., underground) and its environs.”
Aliens could be disguising themselves as humans to fit in, may have come from Earth’s future or might have descended from intelligent dinosaurs. Or maybe we are tasty and just the menu for space alien date nights?

We here at DMF/MFNS are leaning hard toward agreeing with the Harvard dudes that aliens may indeed walk among us and have been for quite awhile.   Our evidence you ask?

Let's take a look shall we..........

Exhibit #1 

Exhibit #2

We Rest Our Case. 
[Off The Press]

Wednesday, June 12, 2024

Your Official Midweek Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

I know it's kinda early for the Open Thread this week, but Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, has some heavy lifting to do so I can clear the deck and give my guys the first two weeks of July off for some fun and frivolity that is summertime.  
I therefore open up the floor. So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Share Ye Links & Bicker.

Tuesday, June 11, 2024

I Don't Know About Y'all, But I'm Kinda Enjoying It.

By "it" I mean the freak out that has been ramping up for months now that even the far left in the media are questioning Biden's mental state and the realization Joe's about to set the democrat party on fire if he loses to DJT in Nov.  It's beginning to take on a dark, even for dems, surreal atmosphere of a landscape most people I know don't recognize.  One aspect it has spawned is the utter ridiculous fatal hyperbole that has at least given us something to laugh at. Like Sandy actually saying she's going to prison. LOL!

excerpts from Breitbart:

"Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Fears Trump Will Throw Her in Jail if He Wins." She voiced her concern to Kara Swisher on her podcast On with Kara Swisher.

Anyone know who this Kara Swisher chick with a podcast named Kara Swisher is??

She says Trump will “round up people” if elected president. "I mean, it sounds nuts, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy threw me in jail.  He’s out of his mind.  I mean, he did his whole first campaign around ‘lock her up. This is his motto......”

“I take him at his word when he says that he’s going to round up people. I take him at his word when he threatens journalists. I take him at his word.  I feel like what we saw in his first presidency was an amuse-bouche to what his intentions are.  It is unequivocal that if Donald Trump wins, we are looking at the dissolution of democracy in the United States of America...." 


And the leftist dregs cheer!

Though DJT has previously said that he does not wish to further divide the country. “It has to stop, because otherwise, we’re not going to have a country." But that hasn't stopped the Dem's two biggest propaganda machines, ABC News' and their lunatic bin "The View" and the NBC News website and their insane ugly stepsister, MSNBC, from going "Full Biden" and talk incessantly dramatic of rounding up media, american citizens & the total destruction of our political system and their way of life power. 

Bless Their Hearts.

But on the plus side, I'd be willing to bet there is a more than a few night sweats and pillow biting going on in DC over going to jail. I can think of about 51 right off the bat. Let them sweat and live with it for awhile.  Lying corrupt bastards. 

The inner child in me wishes, if he wins, DJT could make network news opinionators all wear clown wigs on air to remind everyone what a cheap fucking circus the media has become.  

Fear & Smear. That's all they've got. 

Just point and Laugh.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Sunday, June 9, 2024

Sunday Soothingness

Just for you, because your Blog Editrix loves each and every one of you, a bit of Sunday Soothingness, a choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Editrix's personal digs. Here is a nice soothing track by the amazing guitarist Leo Kottke titled "A Child Should Be A Fish" from his 1974 album "Ice water".  Take a Deep Breath and Enjoy your Sunday. 

Saturday, June 8, 2024

Dancing Madly Backwards

What we are seeing today in America is akin to "old money" but in politics: those who didn't create the system and who don't understand the system violate the rules because they have no clue of the consequences. Me see. Me want. Me do. This can alternatively be seen as: (a) return to primal/primitive thinking caused by declining education standards, radicals teaching hateful revolutionary politics for 50 years, and social media distractions causing widespread stupidity, or (b) replacing the complex government model of the constitution / representative democracy with a simple traditional government model with tribal / strongman / mob rule.

Complex European and Asian economies rely on complex mental models and the large majority must accept standard "rules of the road." Those societal segments who wish to withdraw will either (a) create mini South African-style enclaves such as blue cities today, or (b) be suppressed over a couple generations by dominant mainstream views. The USA routinely crushed those who disagreed until the 1960s. Now we've got an experiment in developed world techno-anarchy in progress. The rhetoric along with the lawfare has been turned past eleven. We're definitely in post-Spinal Tap territory now. God help the Republic.

Friday, June 7, 2024

Thursday, June 6, 2024

Let us all beseech the blessings of the Almighty upon this great and noble undertaking.

One afternoon in late June 1944 Alida Cherry answered a knock at her door. The postman, who it was his habit of personally handing any correspondence from service personnel overseas to the intended recipient if possible, handed her a small envelope.  I've been told that's the way America was back then.  Enclosed were two messages for her, one inside the other.  The first was a note confirming all was well, reaffirming the love for his bride of such a short time and assuring that he would soon return to her.

The second was this.  Handed him paperclipped to further orders in the wee hours of June 6th as he arrived for duty at Military Police Headquarters: 

Wednesday, June 5, 2024

2 Hrs. of Biden's Mouth Outrunning It's Supply Lines.

Yes. Over 2Hrs of Belly Flops, Hail Marys and Saying Stupid Sh*t. This is Your President. 
At the 17 minute mark is particularly interesting, since it's been memory holed.

Tuesday, June 4, 2024

Courtney Celebrates the Latest Open Tabs Flush. Consequently, Your Participation is Required.

Courtney is Judging You Now
* What You Takin' bout Willis??
Sorry there Queenie. Diversity is not just another word for Black

* And in this corner at 5' 4" & 300 pounds is Sassy Fani & the cry of Racism.... 
Judges were randomly selected by computer to hear what will likely be the highest-profile appeal in the court’s history.

* Cut Off Those Death Nuggets Boys!
Yeah...so I uh...so I see a few red flags on this one.

* Semper Fi and De Opresso Liber and Good Night Chesty Puller Where Ever You Are.
Some people are real jerkoffs.

* Why settle for ordinary when you can be extraordinary?
 Courtney hacked up a hairball after this one.

* Madness, Disease, Blindness and an Early Death. 
These doctors and scientists weren’t quacks but were respected and trusted like today’s esteemed medical authority Anthony Fauci. 

Monday, June 3, 2024

It's All Good. We're Democrats.

Joe Biden and his vindictive little bitch, Merrick Garland, are now obviously trying to hide potentially damaging information from voters before the election, by labeling as classified, and should thus be considered criminals based on the standard established by Alvin Bragg and Juan Merchan.
The DOJ is proving once again it is not independent and nonpartisan. The Judicial Dept. is protecting the Executive Branch from the Constitutional oversight duty of the Legislative Branch. It's a violation of the Constitution & oath of office. I think there is more than just embarrassing incoherence on those tapes. The released transcripts audio should be verified considering all the lies to come out of this administration and their shady politicized Justice Dept. 

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS and 

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, June 1, 2024

Liberal vs. Progressive vs. B.O.S.T

“How does Mr. Mansfield define the difference between a progressive and a liberal? A progressive has a ‘loathing for his country. It goes beyond embarrassment to real dislike of America, and in a way, therefore, of themselves, because after all they’re Americans.’ Theirs is a kind of ‘fanatical penitentialism.’”

“The liberal, by contrast, believes America is imperfect but remediable ‘or even worthy of pride—in the things, for example, that have been done contrary to white supremacy, as they see it." - Tunku Varadarajan - WSJ

And what of those Libertine Socialist?  Well, Read On.

A Middle Finger News Service Exclusive:

MFNS - After months and months of researching sleazy corrupt democrats by our crack team of  investigative reporters here at the award winning  Middle Finger News Service , they have managed to stumble upon (?) Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Socialist -NY) secret "Only Fans" account under the name "Showering With Sandy" featuring her daily morning showers before taking on the serious business of saving the nation and becoming a legend in her own time.

Now, there are questions as to why our reporters were on Only Fans Pages in the first place, but in the spirit of Journalism, we would be remiss if we didn't bring you their findings..... with a warning to all from Thomas Sowell.

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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