WH to Replace KJP With Actual Gaslight

MFNS - KJP's utter destruction and exposure of a massive MAGA conspiracy to doctor video footage to make Biden look weak, frail and decimated by mental decline, sometime in full vapor lock, sometime just frozen in time as not real, but a “cheap fake” has so endeared her to the Intelligence community she will be moving to a new position.

A representative of the (non-existing) Deep State told Middle Finger News Service, off the record, that the Deep State (that does not exist) higher ups believe KJP is so good at lying with a straight face for a bumbling fool like Biden, is wasting her talents in the WH. press room.

KJP shall soon quietly assume the duties with the intel community as the new liaison officer between the Deep State (the one that does not exist) and their public mouthpiece MSNBC. She will advise the network on "Truthing the News" and help save democracy and stuff. 

WH Spox: To Much Free Speech Going On Up in Here.

In the continuing saga of the Biden administration being on the wrong side of absolutely everything, White House Manure Spreader, Karen Jong-Pierre, made it clear that they intend to pressure social media platforms like Twitter to censor speech, presumably of the conservative variety. 

KJP made these remarks today in a press gaggle on Air Force One as the president headed to a campaign stop in Michigan. As the audio from the gaggle indicates, KJP was asked about her remarks yesterday that the White House would be “monitoring” the situation at Twitter in the wake of Elon Musk taking over. Their concern, of course, is that Musk is reinstating once-banned accounts, lifting shadow bans, and generally letting that thing we call free speech thrive on his platform. A platform libs thought they owned.

Sister Toldjah had some thoughts on KJP’s remarks from yesterday, correctly noting:

Simply put, any communication tool that Democrats can’t in some way control presents an existential threat to their future as a party. So therefore that tool must be targeted for cancellation.

Remember, kids, it’s only “hate speech and misinformation” if a Republican or conservative says it. 

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