Wednesday, June 29, 2022

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Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Saudis Give Biden the Finger.

Excerpts from RedState: 

"A sea of mediocrity is currently flowing in Germany as the G7 leaders, including Joe Biden, have come together to once again virtue signal climate change and abortion, while generally making your life worse. As usual, there will be lots of tone-deaf pictures and statements, while zero real-world problems are solved. That’s the G7 in a nutshell.

It was one of those moments where you can only be embarrassed that even the French have a better handle on reality than the US president."
"When Macron is having to step in as a voice of reason, you know the US has fallen far off its once-lofty perch. Joe Biden is singularly responsible for that decline, and even in the face of a world-energy shortage that is sending economies into turmoil and could possibly cost millions of lives due to exposure and food shortages, the president is as aloof as ever.

Biden’s grand plan to fix everything to this point, as you pay $5 or a gallon of gas? To beg the Saudis and Emiratis to produce more oil halfway across the globe.

And just to put the finishing touches on this masterpiece of stupidity, Biden spent the last two years trashing the Saudis and snuggling up to Iran. That means that even if the Saudis had more production capacity they likely wouldn’t offer it to us anyway. That’s how idiotic the president’s foreign policy has been.

For 50 years, this absolute mental midget has bungled every single major geopolitical question, and it’s no great shock he’d screw this up as well......." 

Saturday, June 25, 2022

Don't like the SCOTUS Decisions this Week? Blame a Greedy Liberal

Excerpts from PJM

The liberals had it all. Abortion was legal everywhere, gay people were getting married, and there were tons of gun laws on the books. It was lefty heaven. Then they got greedy.


Legal abortion wasn’t enough. Leftist goblins pushed for the “right” to kill a child days before she was born. Even the “I’m pro-choice up to a point” crowd was repulsed. But portly, green-haired, unf***able lefty women pressed onward. They “demanded” abortions up to the point when the kid was in third grade. That’s when they blew it.

But leftists can’t help themselves. They are greedy people who were never told “no.” Blame them for the death of Roe v Wade.

LGBT Fascists

The greed continued. Gay people fought for the right to get married. They got it. Then they let their LGB movement get hijacked by the “Ts.” Trans people weren’t happy to live their lives in peace and privacy. They fought for the “right” to relieve themselves in the opposite sex’s restroom. And they got it. But that still wasn’t enough.

Women’s Sports.

Hungry for even more power, they screamed “transphobe!” at everyone who chose not to play along in the “trans women are real women” charade, and they pressed to have people fined or fired for not playing make-believe with them. If Carl is Carla now, you better play the crazy game too or you might lose your house.

Gun Control

The left had been stacking up “Ws” in the gun control department as well. Then they turned our cities into third-world sh*tholes. Crime became rampant as feral Trayvons run wild, shooting innocent children in drive-bys. Prosecution decreased in the name of racial justice .

If you don’t like the SCOTUS decisions this week, go thank a greedy, purple-haired freakshow leftist for making them happen. If you do like the decisions, pour a drink and have a great weekend! There is nothing more entertaining than a lefty meltdown!

Friday, June 24, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

~ No Tuxedos Required ~

There's two songs almost guaranteed when the first few notes ring out at a weekend southern barbecue or fish fry that will even get grandma to set down her red plastic cup of sweet tea and grab the closest person and start dancin'. Believe me on this one! Enjoy. DS


Brought to You By the MFST Committee for Awesome Tunes.
(BluesJunky Chairman)
The YouTube poster made this vid private last night after I had formatted this post, so you'll have to click the Watch Link below to see it now. 

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Thursday, June 23, 2022

Ringling Bros & Barnum & Bailey, We Found your Clowns!

This person is put forward in the media as a constitutional expert (cause he wrote him a book) when in fact is just another crazy bigot like the media loves. In actuality, this loudmouth clown is a contributor to the commie rag "The Nation" which is all you really need to know about it him. And I question who ever had the idea to give this Zerlina chick a TV show. 

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

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Tuesday, June 21, 2022

A Toast to Summer

“Hold summer in your hand, pour summer in a glass, a tiny glass of course, the smallest tingling sip, for children; change the season in your veins by raising glass to lip and tilting summer in.” - Ray Bradbury

Monday, June 20, 2022

NOLA's LaToya "Da Destroya" Gifts the City a "Peace Pole" and "Hair Pick".

Madam Mayor Latoya "Da Destroya" Cantrell

One of the great cultural centers of the South, the City of New Orleans is rapidly becoming unlivable, with crime creeping into the reasonable safety of the Tourist and Business Districts, and the crumbling infrastructure remaining unaddressed. But Mayor Cantrell is continuing the expensive crusade to cleanse the city of offensive statues, like that of the Hero of the Battle of New Orleans and 7th President of the United States, Andrew Jackson.

Last Wednesday, LaToya "Da Destroya" unveiled the newest civic improvement in the city.

She unveiled a Peace Pole. A Peace Pole.

Sure, there may be 14 year olds having shoot outs in the streets & hijacking BMW's around the city, and potholes big enough for a bus to fall in, but we now have a Peace Pole that took FOUR entities to install. The city thought this new bit of “infrastructure” was so impressive that Da Destroya actually sobered up and had at ribbon-cutting ceremony.

Sadly, the Pole worked for about an hour. Two feral Trayvons shot a white woman on interstate 10 shortly after the ceremony.
It’s easier to erect a Peace Pole than to actually do something to improve the city of New Orleans. Especially since the mayor is an absentee drunk, the police chief is incompetent, and DA doesn’t want to prosecute anyone, and the sheriff doesn’t believe in incarcerating anybody.

But that's not all she gave the city!!

Just in time for Juneteenth celebrations this weekend: A new statue for the city in Lafayette Square, some kind of combination of Afro pick and black power fist.......
Clearly the city needs to up the ante to curb violence. I’m thinking TWO more hair picks to bookend the peace pole. It’s the only logical thing to do at this point.

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A Good Monday Morning

Friday, June 17, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Music Chair of Music

Thursday, June 16, 2022

To Hell With the Queens English! Let's Talk Google

According to a report at Breitbart, leaked material from Google provided a behind-the-scenes glimpse of the tech giant's own 1984 feature rolled out to users of Google Docs that suggests woke-approved replacements for words. Google announced the feature’s rollout in April, but gave scant details about how it operated, except to say that it would flag “discriminatory and inappropriate language” to users and recommend more “inclusive” alternatives.

Google is using the feature to push woke ideology on business users, nudging them away from language that points to basic realities that undermine far-left identitarian politics, such as the existence of two separate genders.

Examples in the report show code screenshots of Google’s curated list of non-woke words and their woke replacements, such as replacing “manhole” with “maintenance hole”. I shit you not. 

The leaked code also shows that Google has a problem with the word “white.” Accordingly, it would recommend that the word “whitepaper” be replaced with more “racially inclusive” terminology such as “report.” “Master” is another word that Google apparently believes does not have sufficient racial inclusiveness and identifies the word “masterpiece” as a problem. But it appears the masterminds at Google have yet to come up with a replacement.

Google is attempting to using its “strength and resources” to replace people’s everyday language with woke terminology sanctioned by progtard leftist. Beyond the replacement of words, Google appears to want to influence the way its users think — rewriting our concepts of race, gender, and history.

Soon we are going to be unable to function with the insanely complex victimology of the left. Everything is finding a pecking order of victimhood which is beyond the Marxist dreams of class divisions to wreck a society.

I did get a real kick out of one bit of most excellent snark from the comments I'll share with you:

I can see the memo explaining why the company got rid of the water cooler.

To my fellow employees & SJW allies,

We got rid of the water cooler today because certain religious groups who we respect were not able to take water touched by people they consider unclean during certain times. Unfortunately, we were not able to get the proper permits for multiple vending machines for blessed water, unblessed water, water in plastic bottles, water in cans, enviro-friendly solar powered water cooler machines, unisex machines, unigender machines, cis machines only & natural raw water in glass bottles purchased from local vendors only.

The management apologizes to any and all persons that were offended by the previous process of disposable paper cups, disposable plastic cups, sudsing detergents for cleaning reusable cups and any unapproved toxic masculinity or toxic feminity that occurred near or around the water coolers.

Yours Truly,
(Th(him)/he) Bishop of the Bitter Clingers.


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Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

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Tuesday, June 14, 2022

"You Read Quote Now! " - Confucius

"The health fanatics who have poisoned all our natural enjoyments ought, in my view, to be rounded up and locked together in a place where they can bore each other rigid with their futile nostrums for eternal life. The rest of us should live out our days in a chain of linked symposia, in which the catalyst is wine, the means conversation, the goal a serene acceptance of our lot and a determination not to outstay our welcome.” - Sir Roger Scruton 
 "Much to the embarrassment of emotionally well-adjusted Americans, the House Soviet Select Committee on Daddy Issues, also known as the J6 Committee, continues to play kangaroo court for a television audience that couldn’t fill a windowless pervert van. Thus far, all the committee has accomplished is to showcase Liz Cheney’s constipation-induced humorlessness. 
One would think that people who have had so much practice spinning false narratives would be better at this by now." - Stephen Kruiser  
 “To save power, we turn off the car’s cooling system and the radio, unplug our phones and lower the windshield wipers to the lowest possible setting while still being able to see. Three miles away from the station, we have one mile of estimated range.”- Rachel Wolfe

Monday, June 13, 2022

Former Clinton Circus Midget Has Fallen From His Booster Seat One Too Many Times.

"I trust Joe Biden’s steadiness and judgment, and if he runs again, I’ll probably back him in 2024. But today I want to suggest someone who isn’t even a Democrat, and whose positions on many issues I (and I suspect you) strongly disagree with — but who could possibly be the best president of the United States for the perilous time we’re entering. 
I’m referring to Liz Cheney. 
Before you reject this idea out of hand, please bear with me. Even if you still end up thinking it’s a ludicrous notion, let me take you through the argument." - Read More

The little worm has gone full Bozoretardist

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, June 11, 2022

Job Posting For Senior Biden Administration Scapegoat

[Place White House Seal Header Here Before Monday Release If Any of You SOB's Can Find It]

White House Office of Human Resources: June 13, 2022

Consistently operating with innate flaws and a toxic culture, the Biden Administration as a whole has managed to scrape by as a inept political presence through routines that could only be described as incompetent dumpster fire that is burning as violently as the Great Chicago Fire. Are you our O’Leary cow?

As Senior (office of one) Administration Scapegoat, you will work alongside all Executive departments and Cabinet Offices on all projects, all of which were absolutely doomed from their inception thanks to poor leadership, blatant nepotism and, inexplicably, something you did. If you’re a recent graduate of a diploma mill or HBCU and feeling hopeless about the future or just a deeply broken human—we want you! Learn more about the role and what it entails below. 

  • Everything 
  • And so much more
  • An IQ at least as high as the average Democrat voter (70-75)
  • Bachelor’s degree from an education institution that put you in significant debt.
  • Experience with overbearing parents who are continuously disappointed.
  • Proven three-plus-year track record of being from somewhere other than here.
  • Able to work independently on projects that were originally designed for four or five people.
  • Demonstrated history of taking the blame for things that are assuredly not your fault.
  • Capacity to ingest and absorb passive-aggressive (and aggressive-aggressive) emails.
  • Familiarity with a feeling of total and absolute desperation
  • Must have semi-reliable transportation so we can claim that the only reason we didn’t deliver our promise to control inflation or caused an international incident that leads to possible nuclear stand-off, is because you were late that one time.

  • Salary commensurate with experience, but… it’s going to be low. 
  • 401K company match after a year, because we know you won’t be here by then.
  • The legal minimum number of PTO days will be given, and maybe a few holidays, but definitely not the progressive ones 
  • Occasional work-from-home allowances. It’s not a benefit, but we’ll treat it like one.

Scream into the void. If nothing and no one responds, then please send us your résumé and a well-crafted cover letter that we’ll never read. If we think you might be a good fit, we’ll respond with an incredibly finite number of interview slots for some time in the next twenty-four hours, thus allowing you no time to prepare or consider whether you actually want the role.

Apply today to be our Senior  Administration Scapegoat. We can’t wait to blame you for our mistakes.

Friday, June 10, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Music Chair of Music

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

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Step Right Up And See the Greatest Show On Earth: Bennie & The Pips J6 Committee Go Prime Time!

EARL Done This (Click to Bigify)

Step right this way to see Chairman 'Primetime Bennie' and his select committee's professionally produced theater, complete with very very select choice tasty tidbits of narrative supporting witness testimony, with video and still images projected on the big screen for your Inquisition viewing pleasure beginning tomorrow night.

So nuke you a TV dinner & grab a beer and join Bennie, Liz, Pencil Neck, Zoe, Cryin' Adam, lil' Jamie and the rest of the pips at their nasty best as they go all out for the coveted best dramatic performance spread out over the next 2 weeks. And we can all be confident their Emmy for 'Best Scripted Drama' is already being engraved.

As we saw with the Russia collusion hoax, democrats are quite comfortable with lying to the American public for long periods of time in their efforts to work through their Daddy Trump issues.

Monday, June 6, 2022

46* Snubs D-Day Commemoration 2nd Year in a Row

Perhaps Because Dangerous Guns Were Involved or He Doesn't Want to Offend the German People

People across the world honored veterans of Operation Overlord on the 78th anniversary of a day thousands of men breached Hitler’s grip on Europe. A memorial service was held in Normandy, France Monday morning. Throughout the day, the 4,414 American soldiers who died fighting the German war machine on June 6, 1944 were honored.

But for a second straight year, Joe Biden did not mark the day through any kind of official proclamation or a simple statement. It's not like this White House doesn’t issue statements frequently. On May 31, they gave an official proclamation on National Ocean Month (?), a proclamation on National Home Ownership Month and a proclamation on Great Outdoors Month.

But the sacrifice of blood of a generation to fight a totalitarian cancer on humanity gets not a mention. What a useless Jackass!

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A Good Monday Morning

Friday, June 3, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

 ~ No Tuxedos Required ~

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Music Chair of Music

A Question Rendered.

For Your Consideration:

Someone kills a person in an automobile accident while driving drunk.

Who do you blame?

  • The Automobile
  • The Driver
  • The Alcohol

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Harper's Bazaar Does Jill Biden

"Some days, I see Joe and I’m just like, ‘I don’t know how you’re doing it.’ The pandemic and then it’s war and then it’s the economy and then it’s the gas prices and inflation and shortages and........"

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Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

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    You Got Something to Say, Then Say it!
And As Always, Keep All Weapons In Plain Sight.