Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, reluctantly turns things over to you. Regular ground rules apply...... and don't give the Sasquatch any liquor. 

The floor is yours......

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Even Members of the European Press Laugh at MSNBC

Reality Challenged Ms. Disinformation, That Wallace Chick 

While waiting for an email response this afternoon I decided to surf the TV channels to see if the world had ended yet, I came across the end of a of an interview that really made me laugh.

Nicole Wallace, the resident MSNBC rhino turned slobbering leftist propagandist with near terminal TDS, who at 40+ still tries to look 20 and fries the end of her words like a college gender studies adjunct professor, was interviewing in studio a European reporter about the Ukrainian War. The reporter was conveying conversations with her contacts in St. Petersburg and Moscow about the sanctions that our fearless leader has put on Russia that didn't seem to have much effect and about reporters in war zones.

To the end the conversation Wallace asked this very question, I Quote: "What can we do to defeat Putin?" 

Stunned, the reporter stared at Wallace like she was fucking batshit five & dime crazy. After a obvious nervous giggle by Wallace, the report retorted , "WE?! I am a reporter. As you. I'm not in the business of War. Nor am I in the business of diplomacy."

*crickets*

More nervous giggle and the obviously embarrassed Wallace quickly thanked her guest without mentioning her name or news organization as her guest's mocking laughter was heard off camera. Fade very quickly to Commercial....

This is a just another illustration of our news media's belief in their own self importance and willingness to forward party propaganda if it's the right party. It also shows what a laughing stock the rancid scrotum of American media, MSNBC, is in relation to journalism. Foreign or Domestic. 

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Tater Stelter is Running for Elective Office in New Jersey.....as a Republican!

I don't know what's funnier: CNN's "reality checker" John Avlon running for Congress or Tater running for school board AS A REPUBLICAN!

Tater Seen Here Working out for a Grueling
Local School Board Election Campaign

Tater is reportedly running for school board in Readington Township, New Jersey. What boggles my mind is the former host of CNN's Reliable Sources clown show thinks there are some people out there who revere him. People who look at him as some kind of important thinker. Stelter had even boasted ahead of his 2022 CNN firing that his program, which had become basically a weekly exercise in bomb throwing at Fox news, was used in lesson plans around the world. 

“It’s part of journalism school curriculum. Teachers across the country, and in other countries outside the U.S., teachers use segments from this show all the time in classrooms, lessons, guiding and teaching the next generation.”

I don't think he got it that they were probably using him to show what not to do as a journalist!

Tater is not alone in being a former CNN propagandist supposedly seeking a position with an important elected office. The departed CNN leftist mouthpiece and slobbering apologist for the Biden trainwreck, John Avlon, has officially launched his bid for Congress in New York’s 1st Congressional District to save democracy and America from the MAGA menace.

Avlon's announcement was met with a statement from National Republican Congressional Committee spokeswoman Savannah Viar that read, “We look forward to litigating this smug, liberal hack’s past.” 

Stay Tuned! 

Townhall

BPR

Thank You.... Thank You All.

I'd like to Thank All of you who left kind words and condolences in the post below. As I don't travel overseas with any electronics, save my secure business phone, I hadn't seen any of  post comments or the numerous emails that awaited me. They brought a bit of an emotion I was not expecting. And I was especially pleasantly surprised to see so many names I hadn't seen before make their visits to DMF be known. I will be responding to the emails in time. I just have to to take a breath and settle back in. ❤️

Respite

I shall be away for a while. I lost my sister last night. She succumbed to the vengeful disease that took our mother at a young age, and unsuccessfully once came for me. I have much to do and a long trip ahead as she requested to be laid to rest near our Mother.

Until then. 

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Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

I would like to apologize for the way some politicians have been represented on this page. It was never my intention to imply politicians are weak-kneed time servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and personal power struggles than the government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well being of the people they supposedly represent, nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling slimy toads, barren of integrity and without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor indeed do I intend that readers should consider them as crabby ulcerous self seeking vermin with forked tongues and excessive addictions' to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some might find offensive.

- The Management

Thread is now open.  You know the ground rules. The floor is yours........

From Barky's Court Jester to National Security Threat

No less than the NY Times editorial board in an article titled “The Challenges of an Aging President,” in which are found “This is a dark moment in Mr. Biden’s presidency.” Pardon my digression, but was there ever a light moment?

The mental fragility of the most powerful man in the free world floats in suspension like a cloud of mephitic ooze above the nation and the world. It’s propped up by a dual system of justice, a political party and its corrupt members and apparatchiks whose hatred for their fellow countrymen and lust for power denies or sweeps away reason, and a dying and dishonest media.

Forgive my lack of compassion for Joe Biden. Few people have I despised in my life. But as he has shone us, even in his very best days, at the zenith of his mole hill, dung heap capacity, he was a liar, a plagiarist, a racist, an opportunist, and a mean-spirited greedy bastard whose only true allegiance, as is abundantly apparent, was to his wallet. And now, in every way this is a condign fate, karma, justice catching up to him. But just as worse for us, his much maligned foreign policy judgements and his mental incompetence make Joe Biden America’s biggest national security threat.

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A Good Monday Morning

Biden's Cognitive Skills Test Results

* WH & Leftist Media Lapdogs Go Full "Baghdad Bob"

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Is That a Radio Tower in Your Pocket or You Just Glad to See me?

NYP - A radio station is on standby after thieves somehow stole a 200-foot radio tower in Alabama. No one’s sure how the ambitious bandits made off with the heavy steel structure, WJLX station general manager Brett Elmore told WBRC.

“I have tried all weekend to figure it out, and I just can’t,” Elmore told the TV station.“I have been in the radio business, around it all my life and then in it professionally for 26 years, and I can say I have never heard of anything like this,” he added. “I can say I’ve seen it all now.”

Elmore learned of the theft on Friday when a landscaping crew went to the rural tower site to maintain the property, but there wasn’t much left to maintain. “When he arrived, he called me Friday and said, ‘The tower is gone,’” The station manager explained. “I said, ‘What do you mean the tower is gone? Are you sure you are at the right place?’ He said, ‘The tower is gone. There is wires everywhere, and it is gone.'”

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Why Burn Them When You Can Bury Them?

"The House Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government on Monday revealed yet another facet of the Biden Administration’s sprawling censorship system......" 

A 2021 email from one Biden official asking to discuss “the high levels of propaganda and misinformation and disinformation of [sic] Amazon? Amazon in turn appears to ask only how high the Biden White House wants it to jump on censorship: “[i]s the [Biden] Admin asking us to remove books, or are they more concerned about search results/order (or both)?” 

"After the meeting, Amazon confirmed in an email that it was actively doing what the government demanded in suppressing sales by not promoting disfavored books." 

- Jonathan Turley

Biden HQ: “ok guys, how do we attract the anti-Semitic voters?”

Almost immediately after Oct. 7, people were celebrating the horrific events of that day in pro-Hamas rallies and marches throughout Dearborn Michigan. A local headline describing an Oct. 10 event at the Ford Performing Arts Center read “Michigan rally cheers Hamas attack.” Imam Imran Salha of Dearborn’s Islamic Center of Detroit told the crowd that Israel’s past actions have put “fire in our hearts that will burn that state until its demise.” Support for terrorism in southern Michigan has long been a concern for U.S. counterterrorism officials.

But in October 2022,  the same Imam Imran Salha and Dearborn’s Islamic Center of Detroit received $150,000 in funding from the Homeland Security Department’s nonprofit security grants program according to the Washington Free Beacon.

"The Nonprofit Security Grant Program (NSGP) provides funding support for target hardening and other physical security enhancements and activities to nonprofit organizations that are at high risk of terrorist attack". 

Wait! Wait. What!??

 

High risk of terrorist attack? From who. Kids throwing snowballs????  

And let's not forget Ahmad Musa Jibril,  perhaps the most influential English-speaking jihadi sheikh, who from his home in Dearborn promotes holy war to his tens of thousands of followers on the Tweeter and Telegram. On Oct. 7, the day Hamas slaughtered 1,200 Israelis and took hostages, a Tweeter account bearing his name retweeted a post that said, “The hearts haven’t been overjoyed like this in so long.”

This account also posted a tweet imploring Allah to “purify the land from the aggression of the apes, swines, and hypocrites.” He later recorded a video calling on Muslims in the West to start normalizing the term “jihad” by using it frequently “on your social media, and in the mosques.”

He has also called our fearless leader Joe a “senile pharaoh.”

Since Oct. 7, protests have occurred in major American cities featuring pro-jihadist imagery, chants and slogans. Rallies are now also expressing support for the Iran-backed Houthis, who are disrupting commerce and trying to sink commercial vessels in the Red Sea.

The dems have 99 problems, and this is a big one! The irony for Biden to lose a must win Michigan because of a group of hateful anti-American, anti-Semitic immigrants that dems have specifically coddled for their votes. 
 

(WSJ)

(WFB)

A Good Monday Morning

A New Year - A New You

I post this only as a public service. We here at DMF have always prided ourselves with unceasing efforts to help create a well informed citizenry, as with our ongoing Public Service Educational Crash Course Series. This was sent to me by one of our smart-ass loyal readers, whom I have a strong suspicion is divorced.........or soon will be.

MEN  TEACHING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER 

 REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By FEBRUARY 13, 2024 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1:  Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 2 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2:  Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 3:  Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
Class 4:  Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5:  Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 2 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6:  How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7:  Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8:  Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT! Three nights; Monday , Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 
Class 9:  How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon , 2 hours.
Class 10:  Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 11:  How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 
Class 12:  I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

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Your Obligatory Black History Month Post

Yes my beloved readers, it's that time again. Time to be bombarded on the vision tube with short commercial interludes, moments informing us of about obscure Black History and heroic figures like Osborne D. Washington, (1849-1920) the blind freed slave that invented the left handed spatial rivet giggler, without which the modern skyscraper would not be possible. Thanks O.D.W!

It's also time the media dawns their african beads and present us in-depth specials of stories of Black History. You know, like NPR interviewing the editors of race obsessed media outlets to give us their stories of obscure history (intentionally hidden from them) like the black archeologist Jackson Lee Jefferson who, while digging for sand clams in the Egyptian desert in 1912, found hieroglyphics near the pyramid field that once translated, included the words "Mercedes Benz", proving beyond doubt the ancient Egyptians invented the automobile. Jackson Lee Jefferson mysteriously disappeared soon after his discovery. February is always a good time for the crazies to get their 15 minutes.

So without further ado....let's do this and get it over with. 

 

Great Moments in Black History

A young Barry Soetoro, after missing the ball on the 3rd strike, turns to

the umpire and announces he is changing the rules.

Little Barry's continuing failure to hit the ball proved to be a preview of

much bigger failure in the future. 

Note: Eventually, Barry grew up, changed his name and played with other balls.

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