Friday, December 31, 2021

Middle Finger Symphony Theater New Years Eve

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There Will Be A New Years Encore Posting at Midnight CST.

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

The Final Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread of 2021

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Your Last Chance To Say Something Smart This Year! 
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Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Boobs McCain's Well Worn Chair Will be Hard to Fill.


There was a story going around Monday that the producers of “The View” are looking for a conservative woman to permanently fill the shoes left by Meghan McCain. Their problem is that they’re allegedly having trouble finding a Republican who is neither Never Trump (sorry, Jen Rubin) nor a believer in The Big Lie that Trump won the election.
Executives struggle to find a cast-member who checks all the right boxes. They essentially want the show to continue be an liberal echo chamber with one dissenter whose arguments are not good enough to drown out the wails of their collective narcissism, and won't be inclined to put a foot up the ass of the obnoxious substituent co-host, the Nicaraguan Piglet Ana Navarro.

They are also likely not looking for someone attractive as to outshine the other hostesses JOY BEHAR, WHOOPI GOLDBERG and SUNNY HOSTIN who resemble ogres from under a bridge, which makes the jobs infinitely more difficult. Then again, Liz Cheney should be available in 2022, if MSNBC hasn't already offered a deal.
 
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Monday, December 27, 2021

The REAL Threat


RS - It has become a tiresome dose of hysterics in 2021. Ever since the riot that took place in the Capitol on January 6, the Democrats and the press have been in a constant state of issuing warnings. We are constantly being told that almost any action or proposal by Republicans is a threat to the Republic and democratic system of government.

Kamala Harris fumbled mightily Sunday as she showed how this claim has become the rote narrative from her administration, her party, and their media complex. She stepped on a rake as she appeared with Margaret Brennan on Face The Nation and tried to push this narrative. When asked by Brennan what she considered to be the biggest threat to our national security Harris responded, "Frankly, one of them is our democracy." 

Yes, she actually said that.

All year, we have seen this accusatory rhetoric spread out from just the riot being an attack on our political system. Items as diverse as states passing voter integrity laws to gerrymandering are said to possibly topple our governmental foundation. Claims have been made that even repealing abortion laws and “radicalized Christianity” are threatening our democracy. These threats are always said to derive from the same source, with some even declaring the mere existence of Republicans constitutes the end of our political norms.

Yet it is not shocking to step back and see that what is taking place is a combination of projection and political opportunism. Democrats have been desiring an alteration to our political system because they have not wrested enough control.

Below is a list of items that have been proposed by Democrats, and supported in the press in just the past year. These are tellingly never seen as threats to our democratic system but are instead sold as a necessary means of combating their own cries of threats. Look at these proposals and agendas that the President and his party have promoted, and then try to explain how these are not threats to our democracy.

Thirty Years Ago this Weekend the Soviet Union Dissolved

 .....only to have the American Media and Academia worked ceaselessly since then to turn America into a Gay Retarded version of the same. 

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Sunday, December 26, 2021

WH Fears Another "Let's Go Brandon" Moment. 🤣


46* and Dr. Lady Jill appeared on the fake White House digital set for a the video call as the president wished the military Merry Christmas. The press was brought in to witness the president and first lady make some opening remarks during the call, sitting on the couch with their new puppy. But the media was asked to leave before they could witness the troops speaking to the president, cutting coverage of the call short.

The decision to cut the content of the call short ensured that the public could not hear what members of the military were saying to Biden during the call. Typically the event goes for nearly a half-hour as the president and the troops exchange Christmas greetings. The Bidens spoke for only about five minutes before the press was asked to leave the room.

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Friday, December 24, 2021

Wishes For A Very Merry Christmas To All The Readers Of DMF

The turbulent and chaotic times in which we live can sometime only be tempered in us by Faith...Faith in things we do not fully understand or can explain. Christmas is one such time of temperament. A time when we exhibit what that faith calls us to be everyday. My Prayers and Warm Christmas Greetings go out to you, and all who you hold love in your heart for.

I leave you with this Gift of Music. Take the time to listen. You Will Not Be Sorry. ~ Jan



Thursday, December 23, 2021

It Seems America's House is not a Happy House


White House lower-level aides reportedly have the sads and are considering leaving their jobs because of what appears to be a lack of appreciation and respect it was revealed in an exposé published by Politico on Wednesday.

The top aides run the White House in an insular, top-heavy way and maintain distance from the lower-level aides, they told Politico. “No new friends in Biden world,” is apparently how they describe it.

But it gets worse. The aides say that they were only allowed to participate in the White House’s Independence Day party if they volunteered like indentured servants. “Most White House staff could only attend if they worked as unpaid volunteers staffing the event, per an email from White House operations sent at the time and shared with us,” according to Politico. Things were slightly better for Thanksgiving when attendance was reportedly doled out based on a lottery system. In this instance, some aides got to attend without having to roll up their sleeves. But the keyword there is some.

“The White House also used a lottery to dole out time slots for holidays tours this week, setting aside three days when staffers could bring their family members to see the building’s elaborate Christmas décor.” This made them angry.

In fairness to the Biden administration, many note this is how Democrats have always operated — by seeming to treat their allies and those who are useful to them well and everybody else — the commoners, per se — like trash. “People are thrown under the bus from the very top, there are short fuses and it’s an abusive environment. It’s not a healthy environment, and people often feel mistreated. It’s not a place where people feel supported but a place where people feel treated like s–t,” one source told the outlet.

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Your Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

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Monday, December 20, 2021

Squinty & Meat Puppet Invite Bartender to Explain Why Joe Manchin and the US Senate are a Bunch of A$$holes


"It’s really about time that we take the kid gloves off and we start using them to govern..."  Sounds like something 46* would say! 🤣

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Sunday, December 19, 2021

A Yuletide Look at the Libs' Four Most Nut-Crushing Losses of 2021

PJM - We are days away from wrapping up 2021. The Dems stole won the White House last year and have proceeded to grind down the nation in every way possible. Illegal aliens are pouring over the border while real Americans are getting fired for not taking a knee and raising their sleeves. Most Americans didn’t vote for this carnage, but the commies sure did. It’s amazing how far we’ve fallen, and how fast. Pssst — that’s not an accident. 
But despite their effort to destroy our nation, the libs have had a brutal year themselves, and many former lib heroes are now pariahs. Let’s take a look at some of the more painful beatings the leftists have taken in 2021. - READ MORE
And for good measure, an extra Kick in the Nads courtesy of Joe Manchin.

Friday, December 17, 2021

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, December 16, 2021

Why Is She Bothering Us Again?

Local Woman Reported Washing Stranger's Cars Without Permission

We have certainly been getting a faceful of Ma Clinton in recent weeks. This has been a pattern of hers since being sent packing back to Chappaqua by DJT: she spends long periods out of the public eye, buried deep in her box of breakfast Franzia. Suddenly, like a bad combination of creepy stalker and unfortunate body odor, she’s everywhere and you can’t seem to make her go away.

I’m beginning to worry about what her endgame may be.....that Granny Maojackets just might make another run at the White House in 2024. While I would prefer that she never get anywhere near a position of power again, a 2024 bid would probably be entertaining because her presence in the race would mean that the Democrats had reached nearly peak clown car disarray.

Democrats have found it impossible to quit Trump and no one in America has found that breakup to be more difficult than Hillary Clinton.

But I don’t think that Hillary really wants to run for president again. I do, however, think that she is terrified that Trump might be successful at it again. It has nothing to do with fears for Democracy or the future of the country either. She's has been defecating all over both for decades. She would make it all about her and see it as another personal rejection of her dark, empty soul. The wine would disapear faster and the “POPULAR VOTE!” mantra would be repeated more frequently.

Democrats are never going to stop smearing DJT, and Hillary can probably only feel a sense of purpose when she gets with an interviewer and rails against Orange Man Bad. Much to her shagreens, Donald Trump defines Hillary Clinton. On his terms. There aren’t enough fawning sycophant journos in the world to help her outrun that.

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Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Your Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

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Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Missouri Moonbat Claims Red States Going to Round Up All Those Foreign Looking Type People.


As a disgraced flame-throwing Hillary supporter, former Senator from Missouri Claire McCaskill, racked mentally with TDS and never gotten over losing her Senate seat to a male half her age and twice her intelligence, landed where her psychosis would be right at home: MSNBC.
 
Second only to the race baiting lunatic Malcolm Nance in spewing bile and hate, Claire has found a home among the gender confused, the race pimps and conspiracy theorist. But when it comes to lunacy, no one out does ol' Claire. No Sir! 

Monday during her regular gig as part of the daily parade of five & dime moonbattery on Nicole Wallace's sideshow, Claire was going big to end the year with one of her most ridiculous statements ever. Remember, this woman was a 2 term United States Senator:
MSNBC contributor and former Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill (D) said Monday she believes Republicans could begin enacting “vigilantism laws” that would enable Americans to "round up people that look like foreigners" referencing the Supreme Court and Chief Justice John Roberts. "I think we know everybody but Roberts is in the tank for the right-wing, extreme views, and I think this vigilantism is going to catch on." 
"These red states are going to do vigilantism laws on immigration, and they’re going to empower citizens to go out and round up people that they think look like foreigners. And that’s what we are coming to in this country. It is incredibly depressing."
Love him or hate him, you have to admit one thing, DJT brought all the crazies out of the darkness and exposed themselves for all to see. Gasbags like Claire McCaskill seems very proud of themselves spewing sewage into the brains of the low intelligent MSNBC viewers.

You can see the video for yourselves at Mediaite if you want. But you'll probably want to take a shower afterwards......

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Sunday, December 12, 2021

Your Sunday Evening Open Thread

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Friday, December 10, 2021

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Yet Another Classic to Get a 'corrected and re-educated' Rewrite From the Left

The book’s premise warns the dangers of revising history and rewriting books for ideological ends. Now, 72 years later, not content with trashing films with their agenda-driven toxic-white-masculinity rubbish they're on to literature, and another classic is going to get a 'corrected and re-educated' rewrite from the Left.
 

Thursday, December 9, 2021

The Overlord Issues Long Overdue DoW Award


"It is a scathing indictment of Modern America when one must consider the distinct possibility that our Vice President's finest oratory was most likely delivered in a seedy motel along a stretch of deserted interstate..." -- The Overlord 

I have not distributed a 'Douchebags of the Week award' in six months.

Primarily, this is because there are typically so many worthy candidates in a particular week that deciding upon a single individual who has achieved excellence in douchedom is a difficult task. In order to relieve myself, somewhat, of this burden, I will begin handing out the awards on a mass basis.

I know: this cheapens the honor and waters down it true value, but then again, we DO happen to live in an unfortunate age where inflation has hit everyone particularly hard and devalued everything else.

And this week's nominees can take a great deal of responsibility for it, too, no matter how much they insist it's everyone else's fault......"

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Your Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Wednesday Open Thread

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Monday, December 6, 2021

Blink Twice if You Need to be Rescued 🤣🤣


White House press secretary Jen Psaki was asked about the tweet during today’s press briefing but said she had no info on if Gins or anyone else in the VP's office had been instructed to publicly express support for Harris.  


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Saturday, December 4, 2021

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Friday, December 3, 2021

Your Weekend Open Thread

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 Got Something to Say? Then Say It Man. Say It!!
 

Concerning my absence from DMF:  Monday morning your Beloved Blog Editrix was unexpectedly kidnaped, my personal digital devices confiscated, and secreted off by the Love of My Life to be held (tightly) hostage for two days & nights in a Bed and Breakfast in Jefferson Texas.  Then early Wednesday I was awakened and whisked off against my will to Dallas to participate in an decadent Christmas shopping spree, fine dining and a late night on the town. But this was not the end, as to come was being strong-armed & intimidated into picking out new car as my Christmas present AND THEN total humiliation having to drive it all the way home myself!!😎  But know this one thing my friends, I am a strong person. I will recover from this with time.

For those of you who emailed with concerns of my health and whereabouts, I couldn't see them at the time. But I thank you very much. Love You Guys! 💋