Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Just in Time For Election Campaign Season - Volume 1

Joe Biden to Release Volume 1 of 'JRB'- His 5 Volume Monumental Memoir: 

From his picturesque description of travel down the birth canal, to his selfless volunteering as a young boy to act as the canary in the coal mine in his hometown of Scranton PA. during the great canary shortage of '49,  Volume 1 'The Early Years 1942-52', and the volumes to follow promise never before told tales of adventure and accidental heroism, colorful characters and revealing peeks behind the scenes in the life of America's Beloved 46th President. - NPR

Volume 1 'The Early Years 1942-52'

Available now for preorder at Amazon Books, or for $10 out of the trunk of Hunter Biden's car. 

Squinty Joe Big Mad Cause Y'all Trashing His America

MSNBC's Mistress Mika B. and Her Eunuch Squinty Joe 
Every since it was leaked that MSNBC's Squinty Joe Scarborough had become Joe Biden's pretty regular evening 'Phone Buddy', I can't get this vision out of my head of Biden on a speaker phone, in his PJs slurping the dregs of his melted Rocky Road ice cream from a Spider-Man cereal bowl while Squinty Joe, on the other end of the call,  in one of Mika's muumuus kicked up in a bed of 'My Pillow' pillows, talking strategy as Mika paints Squinty's toe nails with sparkly fingernail polish. (I'm sorry for putting that image in your head). That said, I have noticed a pattern since the leaked friendship, and the election now heating up. Yesterday was a great example.

Even as the videos of the flag burning anti-American/pro-Palestinian protest Monday and clips of Leftist chanting "Death to America" went viral (see previous post below) seemingly right on cue, Squinty Joe goes on air Tuesday morning in 'Useful Idiot' mode, flipping the script for the soft skull viewers and accusing you, Mr. and Mrs. Patriot, of being the ones trashing America.
“Where are you from? Because you may claim to be from where I’m from, but you were not raised by the same teachers I was raised by and you don’t read… I’m getting tired of saying this to people who claim to be patriotic but hate America, because they’re always running America down." 
"They’re always trashing America. They’re always saying America is horrible, its democracy doesn’t work, we need a dictatorship if Donald Trump doesn’t win." 
“They are obsessed on trashing America when America is stronger, more powerful than ever before. Its economy is stronger and more powerful than ever before.”
Then laid into Fox News, claiming the network did not dedicate enough coverage to the first day of Trump’s trial...
“I’ll just say it, on Fox News, they didn’t want to show Donald Trump in trial, so they got three protests and said, protests shut down America, basically.  There were like four migrants and a hound dog on top of a hill in New Mexico. They had their four migrants and a hound dog cam on for hours”.

They're just picking jurors you fucking idiot.  (Sorry)

I also watched Fox News for a total of 30 mins out of one hour. They reported on Trump's day, about pro-Palestinian protests in cities across the country, reported about the tension of Israel-Hamas war, the Weather, the fiasco at NPR as well as the record high illegal border crossings.  
Ya know. The news of the day. 

Scarborough went on  to claim that the focus on the border crisis and the 'Yeah Hamas/Fuck the Jews/Death to America' protests is part of an effort to make America look bad while Trump is on trial.  And what did Squinty & Meat Puppet, their little pip Willie and the regular panel of well paid democrat propagandist and racial arsonist Rev. Al talk about for three hours? Trump. That's all. Trump.

Feeling that there’s something very wrong within our political, economic, or cultural systems is not trashing it. Get a grip Squinty Joe. You're drifting awful close to Olbermann territory. 

Monday, April 15, 2024

They chant it before they know what it means. Then someone asks what it means. And they chant it again when they know what it means.

[H/T Althouse]

Are you watching America? Are you paying attention? This is Chicago!
This is the same shit I saw growing up in Europe decades ago. Today, I could not, nor would I attempt, to go some of the same places there I once went freely as a teenage with my friends. 
Are you paying attention America?

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, April 14, 2024

Your Sunday Soothingness

Just for you, a another bit of Sunday Soothingness, a choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Blog Editrix's personal digs. Here I give you another track that in my opinion is denied any justice at all from the horrible MP4 format of YT.  It's a beautifully recorded and engineered piece titled 'Aqua Marine' from a lesser known 1979 Santana album 'Marathon'.

I would suspect this tune has played during more than its share of baby conception practice sessions over the years.......

Friday, April 12, 2024

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Notorious White House Photobomber Resurfaces

Joe Biden and his caretaker Jill had Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida and his wife Yuko Kishida over for some grub at the White House Wednesday. Yuko Kishida arrived in a lovely purple evening dress by 'Toso Gumie', while Jill Biden strapped up in a special creation from 'Luigi's Used Upholstery Outlet' for the occasion.  Prime Minister Kishida wore a special name tag that read "I'm Not The Waiter" as not to confuse the President. 

The WH Photobomber, wanted by the Secret Service, FBI, INTERPOL and 
Salvation Army Intelligence appears on the White House steps before the State Dinner   

Also invited for some reason was Hollywood's biggest asshole, TDS ridden Robert De Niro, minus he's 6 inch platform shoes, seen here arriving with the shortest Asian "Lady of the Evening" he could get on short notice.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Bert the Farting Hippo vs. The Eclipse Glasses

Im sorry. This is actually Representive Shelia Jackson Lee. I get the two mixed up all the time.

A Few Good Reasons Future Generations Will Mock Us, As They Should....

Excerpts from KEVIN DOWNEY JR.@PJM

We like to look back and laugh at some of the dumber things our predecessors used to find acceptable, if not normal. Whether our great-grandparents were fining the ugly, pretending smoking was healthy, or giving themselves cancer every time they bought shoes, they had no idea that we, their supposedly more civilized progeny, would laugh at them decades later. 

The difference between them and us? We laugh at them because of their lack of knowledge at the time. We will be mocked for our prideful ignorance.  

1. COVID Codswallop: Professional athletes fought the virus by playing for cardboard crowds. As the world's elected leaders and supposedly greatest medical thinkers took it upon themselves to make insane rules to battle a virus that more than 99% of Americans would survive, nothing looked more insane than professional sports teams playing before an audience entirely made up of cardboard cutouts. Even worse, some narcissistic wonders actually paid money to those teams to use their likenesses on a cutout. 

Megalomaniacal politicians couldn't wait to spew their own brand of tyranny. Mayors shut down basketball courts. School band leaders told their music students to cut holes in their masks. Then-governor Andy Cuomo (D-N.Y.) beclowned himself by declaring that bars could only stay open if they sold food, as though COVID-19 dodged people masticating. Even rules for touching other's persons balls.

2. That's a man, baby!: In the year *2124, people will sit in their cube-apartments and snack on crickets as they look back at us and chortle like the by-then-extinct Howler monkey over the truth bomb that many Americans actually fell for the notion that a man can be a woman by simply stating he is one. (* In this aforementioned scenario, the Marxists have won. All the cows were killed to "make the weather better." Howler monkeys were hunted and BBQ'ed to extinction by 2077.) 

Getting the nation to believe that a man is a woman because he says so isn't the worst of it. Men in dresses were then allowed to pummel women in sporting events. Female athletes who spoke out were threatened into silence. Crazy men "proved" that they were "real women" by inserting frozen tomato paste into their bahookies and pretending to "celebrate their menus." Rational people who didn't play along were fired from their jobs.

3. We allowed ourselves to be replaced. Sure, your grandfather seems grotesque for allowing a doctor to place leeches on his skin or sitting in a filthy Saratoga Springs bathtub to "take in the waters" for his health. Wanna know what Gramps didn't do? He didn't sit back as his nation was taken over. Grandad lied about his age so he could fight tyranny in French hedgerows or on an island thousands of miles away he'd never heard of. Grandma built B-24 bombers in Willow Run, Mich.

We sat back and merely whined as our large blue cities went broke caring for illegal immigrants before sending them into our communities. We complained as our elderly were booted from nursing homes to make room for people who shouldn't be here in the first place, but we didn't do anything. 

We bemoaned the atrocity of paying an illegal family of four more money than we give to a family of four with a disabled military veteran. But in the end, all we did was complain.

Then we did the dumbest thing any supposedly smart society has ever done.........

4. We didn't fire the tyrants: The most laughable move Americans are guilty of is our seemingly eager desire to rehire the monsters who tried to turn the U.S. into a COVID-ridden, commie, transgender hellhole. We the People voted, by and large, to retain the imbecile politicians who plied us with COVID despotism, illegal immigration, and transgender tyranny.

Our generation faces jail for "misgendering" a bearded lady. Even parents in red states have lost their kids to the state because they refused to allow their children to Ginsu their genitals. People remain silent as transamobobs molest kids in restrooms, all because we fear being called "transphobic."

Even more laughable, we sat back and watched those we elected open the borders and allow our replacements to flood into our communities. Yes Americans, You are being replaced. All of us!

Our response to all this madness? We bent our knees and re-elected most of the miscreants who did this to us.  We deserve to be mocked mercilessly, starting today.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Monday, April 8, 2024

Note To Readers:

Let's help a Blog Brother out.

Longtime Conservative Blogger Doug Hagin @The Daily Gator has hit a difficult patch in life many do these days. He can use our help and support right now. Doug does good work and we need all the voices we have at this time.

Here is a lnk to Doug's Go-Fund Me if you can step up and throw some bucks his way to help Doug out.  

A Good Monday Morning

Friday, April 5, 2024

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Wednesday, April 3, 2024

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, Reluctantly Turns Things Over to You Cause She Got Some Serious Shit to Attend To. Regular ground rules apply......

Use the Coasters and don't give the Sasquatch any liquor. 

The floor is yours......

Georgia Passes Election Security Bills Intended on Thwarting Democrat Vote Counting Shenanigans

"Prior to 2020, most citizens were quietly asleep at the switch, thinking their government would never screw them over. They finally woke up and said, 'This isn't right. Something is wrong.' They got involved. And I mean tons of people got involved in their local GOPs, in the Republican assemblies, they started going to events, and they were paying attention." - David Cross 
After two years of debate and loud and persistent grassroots activism, the Georgia Assembly voted to beef up security in Georgia's elections substantially. According to election security activist David Cross, one of the most significant changes will be the addition of a "visible watermark security feature" on ballots that will identify each ballot as an "official Georgia ballot."

Three bills, SB189, HB974, and HB1207, are said to go a long way to end "unverifiable, secretly counted elections" in Georgia by detering "ballot trafficking, counterfeit ballots, and ballot box stuffing" by requiring the visible watermarks and more robust chain of custody procedures.

And no surprise to most anyone, the "Democracy is in Danger" democrats made several unsuccessful attempts to stop the bill from passing. 

One of the most significant aspects of SB189 is that the text portion of the paper ballot, NOT the QR code, will be used as the "official vote for purposes of vote tabulation," both in the election and in any subsequent audit or recount. QR-coded ballots make it impossible for voters to know their votes were cast and counted properly. It is also important to note that even if one removes the QR codes, it does not remove vulnerability on the ballot to hidden coding in electronic voting.

SB189 also allows counties with fewer than 5,000 registered voters to conduct voting on paper ballots rather than ballot marking devices (BMDs).  Absentee ballots may only be tabulated on Election Day with results to be reported no later than 1 hour after polls close. Each party will have two observers to monitor mail-in ballot tabulation. Chain of custody procedures and rules are clearly delineated in the bill, as are measures to verify the identification of first-time absentee voters.

HB1207 requires "any person employed by a county election superintendent...shall be a citizen of the United States." In other words, anyone handling ballots or electronic ballots will be a U.S. citizen. This bill also specifies poll watchers' (volunteers) access to polls. Poll watchers will be "entitled to observe any activity conducted at the location where they are serving...and shall be entitled to sit or stand as close as is practicable to the observed activity to be able to see and hear the poll worker or election official being observed."

While the Georgia Assembly should be applauded for its efforts to better secure elections in the state, electronic voting systems will remain a poor substitute for election-day voting, paper ballots, and hand counts. Continuing to use electronic voting systems will inevitably result in "catastrophic" security breaches, voter irregularities and stolen elections as long as democrats are involved. 

Friday, March 29, 2024

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Wednesday, March 27, 2024

MSNBC is Straight Up a Cult

As one of the 99.9% of Americans who never or rarely ever watch MSNBC, my viewing habits were unaffected by the reports of the hissy fits triggered by the hiring and then firing of a failed RNC chairwoman. The pull of bias at MSNBC has so completely collapsed into itself like a cognitive black hole that there is not even room for a token punching bag RINO on staff. 

At his peak, Rush Limbaugh’s audience was 20-40 times larger than any show on MSNBC. Limbaugh and Fox News provided content and a viewpoint that was not available in the media echo chambers online, in print, or on the air. The appeal was because it offered a substantive challenge to the prevailing intellectually lazy, leftish orthodoxy.

In stark contrast, MSNBC is itself a circling of the wagons against any challenge to that orthodoxy, presenting highly distilled versions of The Narrative often using some deeply pathetic presenters and “experts”. Limbaugh’s audience was forced to listen to the other side from many outlets all day and welcomed support for the resistance he led, glad that a debate was undertaken and appreciative of the sheer novelty of common-sense pushback. MSNBC literally wants to prevent such debate.

The use of caricature, fear, an aversion to disobedient facts, and a strange common smugness create a well-defined but small and self-limited audience. It is a cult that thinks it is speaking to the nation. The weird thing is that a show in which articulate conservatives and non-zombie liberals conducted respectful, focused debates with informative interviews of real experts could probably double or triple MSNBC’s net audience in the evening slots; even allowing for the departure of most of their bubble-dwelling regulars, who would be triggered, offended and horrified. But there is a greater probability of LGBTQ+ concerns being debated on Saudi or Iranian news channels than such an event happening on MSNBC.

Scientists Report Society Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

JTP Hogsdon and His Non Diverse USWCM Social Media Research Team

A Middle Finger News Service Exclusive:

Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports. The appearance of the phenomenon is being called "Macrocephalic Sesquipedalian Neuroleptic Brain Cataplexy" or MSNBC for short - but not to be confused with typical destructive Liberal Brain Shrivel. 

The research, conducted  Dr. JTP Hogsdon  and his team at the University of Southern West Central Minnesota (Go Crimson Frogs!), identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them. More worryingly, Hogsdon told us, as facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.  The normal functions of human consciousness have been completely nullified by this MSNBC.
"What we find most puzzling are the strain of fact-resistant humans that seem to deny that aiming a gun at a law enforcement officer is not going to end well, strapping a bomb to themselves does not advance the religion of peace, and most puzzling to us in our findings, why people continue to vote Democrat?" 
While scientists have no clear understanding of the mechanisms that prevent the fact-resistant humans from absorbing data, they theorize that the strain may have developed the ability to intercept and discard information en route from the auditory nerve to the brain. 

While reaffirming the gloomy assessments of the study, Dr. Hogsdon held out hope that the threat of fact-resistant humans could be mitigated in the future. “Our research is very preliminary, but it's possible that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen,” he said.

Sunday, March 24, 2024

Serpent Head Speaks: The State of the Dem Party - Seeing your Grandma Naked - Too many Preachy Females.

Democratic strategist James Carville spoke to the New York Times of his overall disgust and disapproval of the current state of the Democratic Party. With his typical Cajun demeanor, Serpent Head took a swing at Biden poll numbers saying looking at them was equivalent to "walking in on your grandma naked." 

Despite his scathing take, Carville did add, "I actually like Biden. He's a tenacious guy that's had a real life."

Yeah, not many guys have actually sold their own driveway.

Despite his overall approval of Biden, Carville said that he suspected there to be too many "preachy females" in the party, who are turning-off black male voters, the mouth breathers of 'The Squad,'who are just to the left of the marxist wing of the party.  He also complained that "woke stuff is killing us' and that the left was talking in a language that Americans did not understand".

Carville recently made the news after referring to Marjorie Taylor Greene who heckled Biden's SOTU speech as 'white trash'. "I tell people I have the equivalent of a Ph.D. in white trashology, and you saw real white trash on display." "And let me say something about ... Marjorie Taylor Greene. She really needs a fashion consultant. Can I recommend George Santos?"🤣

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Friday, March 22, 2024

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Thursday, March 21, 2024

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, Reluctantly Turns Things Over to You. Regular ground rules apply...... Use the Coasters and don't give the Sasquatch any liquor. 

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Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Late Night Musings From The Bathtub

I have reached the age where everything I think happen 2-3 years ago really happen in 2004.

Imagine Bob Ross and Gordon Ramsey had swapped professions.....
"The chicken is a little undercooked, but that's okay.We'll cook it a little more, it will be our secret little accident...."
"Does this fucking tree look happy to you?! DOES IT?!" 

Do rich people still ride around eating mustard in the back seat of their cars?

Buying a frozen pizza is such a lie. Oh I'll save this for when I don't feel like cooking.
Day one. I don't feel like cooking.

Every time I see a period piece set in old England I imagine the british having sex like "mmmm yes, splendid indeed...carry on...oh good heavens... I'm arriving!"

And I love how in Greek mythology they had legendary dudes with names like Zeus, Ares, Apollo, Hercules and Theseus, then they threw in some guy named Jason for some reason. 

I swear some people go to Starbucks just to say random words:
Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam, quad soy hexacon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice.

I love joining in on class action lawsuits I get emails about. Hell yeah I've been wronged. Justice needs to be served! A surprise check for $14.00 in 6 years will make things right!

I meet so many people these days that could be anything they wanted to be, but an asshole seems a strange choice.

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each little clove with it's own fucking paperwork.

Nothing drives me into absolute rage more than spending 30 minutes in a phone queue waiting to perform a task that cannot be completed on the website while a voice reminds me every 30 seconds that the website is convenient and fun.

I read that in the UK police found 44 diamonds up a man's anus during a routine traffic stop. " Uuh.. this guy looks suspicious. Let's look up his ass..."

I also read during my thirst for knowledge today that "female penguins exchange sex for nice rocks." So if you're having a hard day, remember that hooker penguins exist.

I have zero regrets naming my roomba "floor slut".

Geaux Tigahs! 

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Truism #528

"The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principal device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can’t get and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten that promise is worth nothing. The tenth time is made good by looting A to satisfy B. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is sort of an advance auction sale of stolen goods.”  
H.L. Mencken

Sunday, March 17, 2024

Your Sunday Soothingness

Just for you, a bit of Sunday Soothingness. Another choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Blog Editrix's personal digs, I give you a track from one of his generation most underappreciated composers, who, along with a few other like minds, heavily influenced the sound of the early 70's.

From 'Stephen Stills' 1991 acoustic album 'Stills Alone', here is what was to become a college underground radio station classic - 'Treetop Flyer'.

Friday, March 15, 2024

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, March 14, 2024

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, reluctantly turns things over to you. Regular ground rules apply...... and don't give the Sasquatch any liquor. 

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Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Panic Time. You Can Hear It In Their Voices

You may want to sit down for this, but apparently, normal people do not share the opinions of wine-sipping elites who never have to worry about their grocery bill or how they are going to pay their mortgage. The newest poll numbers since Biden's triumphant State of the Union speech last week spells panic time for Democrats.
Wait, you mean shouting uncontrollably and mocking voter concerns wasn’t actually the best speech in presidential history? It's not just that Biden didn't get a bump, though. Joe has now hit an all-time low in approval rating. 

By the numbers, most Americans do not "like" DJT, but that doesn't matter when they care far more about how much money is in their bank account and whether the border crisis is going to continue to spill over into their communities. Whatever flaws voters see in Trump, they see more flaws in a senile lying Biden and his disastrous policy decisions.

It's flashing lights code red time for Democrats who were hoping to just scream incessantly about January 6th loud enough to coast to re-election.

Instead they'll be spending a lot of time scraping shit off their snickers.....


Tuesday, March 12, 2024

We're Number One...We're Number One!

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Nasty Gaslighting Bigots They Are.

We are nurturing a sub-culture with no connection whatsoever to anything resembling decency, decorum, or even a modicum of intelligence. In five thousand years of human evolution, we've finally come full circle, with low-brow (media-promoted) troglodytes, once again howling at a (digital) moon.

Watching Biden cultists twist themselves into rhetorical knots, trying to make undeniable facts, that we can all witness with our own eyes and ears, go away. They just redefine the words to what ever they want. That is the dismal future of this formerly great Republic under the current Totalitarian Dictatorship. To them, any act, no matter how disgusting, reprehensible or immoral, is justified if it helps you achieve political power.

Sunday, March 10, 2024

Your Sunday Soothingness

Just for you, a bit of warm groovy Sunday Soothingness. Another choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Blog Editrix's personal digs, I give you a track from Brian Auger's Oblivion Express titled 'Compared To What' from his 1973 album 'Closer to It!'.  It's one of my favorite records from this genre and has special significance to me, but I will not confess now or ever that it's because it happened to be permeating the atmosphere in beautiful 2 channel stereo the first time I ever got high.  

Enjoy Your Sunday Evening.

Friday, March 8, 2024

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, March 7, 2024

Your Official SOTU Drinking Game Card for Tonight's Presidential Manure Spread

Yes patriots, it's that time again. The stage is set for the nation's roundly disapproved of and incompetent leader to address congress and the nation in the unnecessary made-for-TV annual manure spread known to us all as the State Of The Union message. 

And as we have come to expect from *46, one can again look forward to more lying than a teenage boy with his pants around his ankles trying to explain to a Deputy why the Sheriff's daughter is in the back seat of his car naked from the waist up.

And like most of *46's speeches, I would expect an Adderall fueled mind-numbing exercise in babbling, self-praise and lofty unworkable leftist ideals, and a economic picture embellished with a rosy glow of unreal accomplishments.  

But I doubt the speech will be as entertained as in past years. With the luster and entertainment value of the event having fallen off without the distraction from the droning speech of watching Nan Pelosi fidget around in the Speaker's chair, going from grinning like a mental patient for no apparent reason, to getting that pained look on her face like she's passing a kidney stone and wishing she could get up and have a double shot of gin and a Marlboro.

But we will still have that famous camera shot to look forward to of of the entire house chamber as the network media political analysts speak of the historic setting while Joe, grinning like a baby loading his diaper, scans the room for an ice cream machine and any prepubescent girls in attendance.  

But fear not. SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiast are sure to be pleased by this Official STATE OF THE UNION DRINKING GAME CARD (a retread from 2022 but still relevant) compliments of our good friend  Curmudgeon @PoliticalClownP.

Wednesday, March 6, 2024

What Does This Guy Eat Every Morning That Makes Him So Angry and Delusional?

As Meat Puppet Mika looks on adoringly, Squinty Joe, known for his scripted rants he stays up nights writing because we all know he's not sharp enough to 'Off the Cuff It', has become a Biden confidante, frequent phone buddy and the regime's morning kickoff for the network's daily cavalcade of hate and propaganda. During his spiel today, Squinty Joe bragged that he has spent "hours" chatting with Biden, and came away so impressed. And if you're not impressed too, he said F-You.

Tuesday, March 5, 2024

Scientists Suggest Prehistoric Women Were Better At Hunting Than Men

Scientists are now suggesting that prehistoric women were superior hunters to men, but not due to physical prowess or strategic skills. According to the researchers, it all comes down to one simple factor: their incessant talking.

"We've long speculated about the hunting dynamics and gender roles of our ancient ancestors," explained Dr. Burt Hudson, lead researcher on the study. "But our findings indicate that prehistoric women were so adept at endless small-talk that animals, overwhelmed by the constant chatter, simply dropped dead out of sheer exhaustion." -  Continue Reading

Monday, March 4, 2024

Today in Leftist Totalitarian Democracy

Democracy Dies in Darkness. With a Pillow. Over the Face. The one upside to all of the projection that the Dems do these days is that we know what their plans are. That's especially true when it comes to all of their caterwauling about DJT and anybody who votes for him being a "threat to Democracy." It's one of the main talking points of the stump speech that DOCTOR Mama Jill Biden is giving, as part of the updated Basement Strategy.

The thoroughly unhinged Attorney General of the United States has been working out the daddy issues he has with Trump by using the Dems' mentally unbalanced J6 fetish as an excuse to go after Trump supporters almost since the moment he was sworn in.
"At 7:00 local time Friday morning, Blaze reporter Steve Baker turned himself in to the Dallas field office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation for arraignment. He then faced a federal magistrate. According to the Blaze, Baker received instructions to come to the office wearing shorts and flip-flops to make it easier for agents to place him in an orange jumpsuit, cuffs, and leg shackles. What did Baker do to find himself under arrest? Ostensibly, he went into the Capitol building on January 6. 
He was there not as a rioter but as a member of the press. Around 60 other journalists were there with him because, as a reporter, you go where the story is, and the story was inside the Capitol. Baker did not destroy anything, and he did not steal anything. He did not chant, sing, or make a speech. He did what reporters are supposed to do. He recorded the facts, and there is video evidence to back this up."
The other reporters from various news outlets haven't been charged. Democrats always think that Republicans will sink to their level if given the opportunity. They don't grasp that everyone else in the world isn't a scumbag. Trump may have some rough edges, but he's not going full Soviet on them like Biden and Garland have with him.

NO WAIT! There's More.......

Shut Up About Censorship While We Censor You! Ricky Maddow, brutal kingpin and top cable news lesbian, had Barbara McQuade, University of Michigan Law professor by day and MSNBC legal analyst by night, on for a censorship-cheerleading fiesta, which went exactly how one might expect such a show to go in the era of untreated TDS and Russiagate mania/Red Scare 2.0 that makes McCarthy look like a Russophile himself.

 Here's what McQuade had to say regarding the alleged threat of “disinformation” to Democracy™ in a segment titled “How Disinformation Erodes Respect For the Rule of Law” (the fact that she uttered this tripe on one of the largest purveyors of misinformation in the world notwithstanding): 
"Rachel, I think we’re more susceptible to [disinformation] than other countries, and that’s because some of our greatest strengths can also be our Achilles Heel. So, for example, our deep commitment to free speech in our First Amendment. It is a cherished right. It’s an important right in democracy, and nobody wants to get rid of it, but it makes us vulnerable to claims [that] anything we want to do related to speech is censorship… I think any time someone tries to do anything that might limit free speech, people claim censorship."

 The cognitive dissonance is strong in this one, which is to be expected on a network where cognitive dissonance is a job requirement. To paraphrase: “we respect free speech, but only insofar as it’s speech we don’t want to censor. We’re heavily in favor of censorship, but whenever domestic terrorists accurately accuse us of censorship they’re doing ‘disinformation,’ which is a danger to Democracy™ because censorship is critical to maintaining the protections enshrined in the Constitution against censorship.”

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, March 2, 2024

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, February 29, 2024

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, reluctantly turns things over to you. Regular ground rules apply...... and don't give the Sasquatch any liquor. 

The floor is yours......

This week your glorious exercise in free speech is sponsored by:

Hound, Wolfe & Chase 

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Even Members of the European Press Laugh at MSNBC

Reality Challenged Ms. Disinformation, That Wallace Chick 

While waiting for an email response this afternoon I decided to surf the TV channels to see if the world had ended yet, I came across the end of a of an interview that really made me laugh.

Nicole Wallace, the resident MSNBC rhino turned slobbering leftist propagandist with near terminal TDS, who at 40+ still tries to look 20 and fries the end of her words like a college gender studies adjunct professor, was interviewing in studio a European reporter about the Ukrainian War. The reporter was conveying conversations with her contacts in St. Petersburg and Moscow about the sanctions that our fearless leader has put on Russia that didn't seem to have much effect and about reporters in war zones.

To the end the conversation Wallace asked this very question, I Quote: "What can we do to defeat Putin?" 

Stunned, the reporter stared at Wallace like she was fucking batshit five & dime crazy. After a obvious nervous giggle by Wallace, the report retorted , "WE?! I am a reporter. As you. I'm not in the business of War. Nor am I in the business of diplomacy."


More nervous giggle and the obviously embarrassed Wallace quickly thanked her guest without mentioning her name or news organization as her guest's mocking laughter was heard off camera. Fade very quickly to Commercial....

This is a just another illustration of our news media's belief in their own self importance and willingness to forward party propaganda if it's the right party. It also shows what a laughing stock the rancid scrotum of American media, MSNBC, is in relation to journalism. Foreign or Domestic. 

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Tater Stelter is Running for Elective Office in New a Republican!

I don't know what's funnier: CNN's "reality checker" John Avlon running for Congress or Tater running for school board AS A REPUBLICAN!

Tater Seen Here Working out for a Grueling
Local School Board Election Campaign

Tater is reportedly running for school board in Readington Township, New Jersey. What boggles my mind is the former host of CNN's Reliable Sources clown show thinks there are some people out there who revere him. People who look at him as some kind of important thinker. Stelter had even boasted ahead of his 2022 CNN firing that his program, which had become basically a weekly exercise in bomb throwing at Fox news, was used in lesson plans around the world. 
“It’s part of journalism school curriculum. Teachers across the country, and in other countries outside the U.S., teachers use segments from this show all the time in classrooms, lessons, guiding and teaching the next generation.”
I don't think he got it that they were probably using him to show what not to do as a journalist!

Tater is not alone in being a former CNN propagandist supposedly seeking a position with an important elected office. The departed CNN leftist mouthpiece and slobbering apologist for the Biden trainwreck, John Avlon, has officially launched his bid for Congress in New York’s 1st Congressional District to save democracy and America from the MAGA menace.

Avlon's announcement was met with a statement from National Republican Congressional Committee spokeswoman Savannah Viar that read, “We look forward to litigating this smug, liberal hack’s past.” 

Stay Tuned! 

Monday, February 26, 2024

Thank You.... Thank You All.

I'd like to Thank All of you who left kind words and condolences in the post below. As I don't travel overseas with any electronics, save my secure business phone, I hadn't seen any of  post comments or the numerous emails that awaited me. They brought a bit of an emotion I was not expecting. And I was especially pleasantly surprised to see so many names I hadn't seen before make their visits to DMF be known. I will be responding to the emails in time. I just have to to take a breath and settle back in. ❤️

Sunday, February 18, 2024


I shall be away for a while. I lost my sister last night. She succumbed to the vengeful disease that took our mother at a young age, and unsuccessfully once came for me. I have much to do and a long trip ahead as she requested to be laid to rest near our Mother.

Until then. 

Friday, February 16, 2024

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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