LINDEN P. BORDEN for PRESIDENT

In spring 2012, at the beginning of the presidential primary campaign season, we at DMF saw no candidate with an ability or worthiness to defeat incumbent Barky Obama. Then out of the blue came a man of the people, one who we believed had what it took to pull America back from the brink. That man was Linden Phuken Borden.

Unfortunately, both the Romney and Obama campaigns smeared and lied in the media about Mr. Borden and he was excluded from any debates, failing to gain traction.

Now, in 2024, Linden Borden is back. Flush with money from the sale of his boat building empire, he sees both Democrat and Republican nominees unacceptable. We believe it is his time to save America. 

~ Editorial ~

By the Board of Diogenes' Middle Finger & Middle Finger News Service  

LINDEN P. BORDEN for PRESIDENT

Linden Borden is a Harry Truman type character. Only five foot two inches in stature, but of strong Viking stock, the Presidential Candidate is a self-sufficient small businessman; a boat builder by trade from the wilds of Minnesota. His business savvy and understanding of the needs of small business is sorely missing from the present candidates.   

His strong suit is his understanding of simple economics: You can't spend more than you take in. Borden knows how to wield a mean ax, and plans to lay waste to the bloated federal budget and stop the idiotic wasteful spending. The present candidates see billions as chump change, Linden Borden sees that as the problem. 

We feel Mr. Borden is scary enough to get congress in-line and threatening enough to keep our enemies at bay. We know he will not have any empty sexual harassment allegations leveled at him as some candidates have because as far as we know, no women has gone near him in years.

The almost unbelievable ground swell of support we witnessed on College Campuses as well as in Bingo Parlors and Burger Doodles all over Minnesota last week make us believe Linden Borden is poised to explode in a major breakout and begin a march to the head of the polls. All across the state, from the prestigious environmentally conscious, cutting edge 'Cannabis Technological Institute' to the 'State School for the Blind and Infirm', to the historic ' Mae West Academy for Wayward Nymphomaniacs', we witnessed grassroots support we haven't seen since the Dukakis campaign.

We at Diogenes Middle Finger think it's Linden Borden's time to shine, and wholeheartedly endorse his 2024 Presidential Candidacy.

Mr. Borden has surrounded himself with some impressive advisors, the likes of the eccentric but knowledgeable Professor Ichabod Butouski of the Minnesota State Junior College Ethnic Physics Department, Will Profit, CEO of Capitalist Preservation and Texas State Chairman for CTFBA (Cut the F**king Budget Already Campaign), Snags Fitch, Grand Lizard of the St. Paul Masonic Elks Optimist Club and Sequela Butts, contemporary poet and rummage expert. His intended Cabinet nominees we find also impressive. Announced as his potential Commerce Secretary is English born Marvin Ashcott Hayes, the somewhat eccentric Minnesota Tampon Magnate, and for Transportation Secretary, Link Pilsner, former outlaw biker leader and expert on the nation's back roads and highway systems.  

On Foreign Policy, we here at Diogenes Middle Finger unfortunately do not agree with Candidate Borden's insistence on nuking Guatemala in retaliation for his 1981 conviction (later overturned) for importing Toupees made from hair of endangered species, but do feel his views will be tempered by his choice for Secretary of State, Klash Bazbo, who should be over the ugly head wound accidentally suffered in a Viking Pillage Raid Reenactment on a Wisconsin girl's school, and over physical therapy in time to be confirmed.

The only possible problem we see with presently announced Cabinet choices in Congressional Confirmation Hearings could be the pick for Attorney General, Vincent “The Toe" Plemoso. Mr. Plemoso is a business exc. and expert on Law and the Federal Correction System, having been through it many times. 

 The Editorial Board of Diogenes Middle Finger believe it's time to cut the crap and get the country back on track. We also believe this is the first and most important endorsement of The Linden Borden for President Campaign, with many to follow in our steps. 

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* Editor's Note:  In a August 14, 2012 story in the press of Mitt Romney's refusal to debate Mr. Borden one-on-one, it mentions the following day's discovery of the cutting down of every single tree on the Romney Family Estate in Massachusetts and hauled away during the night, attributed by some as the mischievous handy work of Mr. Borden and his Symbolic Viking Hatchet. Our in-depth investigation of the matter showed no conclusive proof of any involvement of Mr. Borden with the missing trees.  It remains a mystery.

They Really Do Think You're Stupid.

The fun thing about living right now is watching the left try and gaslight us in real time. Something happens, we all see it happen, then all the talking heads experts come out in one voice to tell you it didn't happen and how insane it is for anyone to believe it did happen. 

Example 6073:

Journalists were calling Kamala the border czar until like five minutes ago. Don't let the media gaslight you. pic.twitter.com/oveoFcBn4G

— Bill D'Agostino (@Banned_Bill) July 24, 2024 

Paging Mr. Orwell......

Biden to Stay in the Saddle and Protect Democracy From America.

EARL Done This

I Pledge Not to be Mean or Nasty About Kamala Whatsername After This Post. *Fingers Crossed*

There is a God - He Spared Jimmy Earl To See the Day

Ladies and Gentlemen - We Have a New #1

There's nothing funnier than the Democrats spending so much time trying to drag Biden out of the race, and when he finally knuckles under, then he's like George Washington, and he's shown honor and grace and patriotism.  Suddenly, Biden is Washington, Lincoln, JFK, LBJ, the Roman leader Cincinnatus, and I keep waiting for a comparison to Gandhi, now isolating with Covid in his Fortress of Solitude.

If he was all about gracefully stepping away from the nomination, why didn't he do it weeks ago? He's been at the center of a long and ugly Democrat slap fight, but they want to make it sound like now they're in a serene moment. It's a Potemkin Moment of Zen.

He didn't show grace. He climbed the greasy pole of power and had to be dragged away from it, stubbornly insisting that only God himself could take him out of the race. 

Creepy Former Respected Presidential Historian 

But leave it to the mind virus infected at MSNBC quoted telling their cult viewers Biden "didn't lie or have scandals". He doesn't have loads of people saying, “oh, I wish it were someone else” behind the scenes."

T. Becket Adams over at the National Journalism Center put it more realistically:  "The Biden presidency will end just as it began: With a completely shambolic withdrawal, executed with little to no planning or consideration and at a great cost to those who rely on the White House for accountable and responsible leadership."

MRC

MSNBC

Shughsnamiorhtkeoan

The Art of Democratic Democracide

"Democrats are destroying democracy by engineering a veritable coup through forcing out Biden from the race—but not from the presidency. Here are ten of their new rules of American democracy that they have now bequeathed to us." 

Continue Reading VDH

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday Soothingness

Just for you,  another bit of Sunday Soothingness, a choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Editrix's personal digs.  Here is a short track from one of my favs, Jean-luc Ponty's title track from his 1978 Album 'Cosmic Messenger'.  It draws you in then sets you down gently. Enjoy

Courtney's Open Tab Flush. You're Participation is Required.

Courtney Is Judging You Now. 

* The Left Fought Discrimination - Until They Found It a Useful Tool. 

* SJL Asumes Room Temp. - Who is the Heir of the Famous Go-Kart Headdress of Sheila?

* And So it Begins - Mr. Stone...Oliver Stone, Please Pick Up on the Red Courtesy Phone. 

* Napoleon in a Golf Cart - One Does Not Simply Shoot Napoleon.

* Seems Legit - Biden Banned Russian Company Offers Free Security for 6 Months.

* Oh, great: Sea Zombies! 

* The latest thing you're doing wrong? How you sleep in the summer.

* Far Out!: Look at the colors man!

* A Bong in a Bottle:You’re either going to feel better or throw up. 

Courtney Does The Runway.....

Your Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Week Ending Open Thread

My Beloved Readers, I'm sure you would agree that it's been one wildly unexpected crazy F**kin' week here on the Third Stone. The crazy train continues to barrel down the tracks with no sign of slowing in coming days, with posible election news coming this next week sure to create more bedlam and insanity, with major proliferation of lies, insults, misrepresentations, kicking and spitting, and media meltdowns. 

So Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, turns things over to you. Regular ground rules apply...... and don't give the Sasquatch any liquor.

They're Beating Up on Opie for Creating a 'Monster'

Wednesday the Hollywood trade magazine 'Variety' attacked Opie Taylor/Richie Cunningham - aka director Ron Howard, for having "created a monster" by making a movie based on the best-selling book Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance, now DJT's vice presidential nominee.

Their chief film critic & insufferable little bitch, Peter Debruge proclaimed: 

Unlike so many of the books published in the lead-up to someone’s political candidacy — such as Barack Obama’s 2007 The Audacity of Hope or Kamala Harris’ 2019 The Truths We Hold — Hillbilly Elegy wasn’t written for readers of Vance’s political persuasion. Rather, it served to explain to liberals why Trump would get elected that fall, inspiring waves of parachute journalism as reporters rushed to such communities to make sense of the strange turn national politics was taking.… 

It was that dimension of Vance’s narrative that clearly attracted director Ron Howard and producer Brian Grazer — both self-avowed liberals,  who may have created a monster by legitimizing his origin story, much as The Apprentice producer Mark Burnett did by giving Trump a reality TV spotlight back in 2004.

The "created a monster" line - as well as putting it right next to Trump, like their twin monsters, just screams "I'm a Democrat." But it also sounds like a tantrum. Vance was already a big success with the book,  and was a wealthy investor,  so it's not like Ron Howard made him. In a similar vein, Mark Burnett did not make Donald Trump, who was already one of America's most famous business moguls.  Film critics tend to be just jealous, failed film makers judging other's success. 

And speaking of insufferable bitches:   

 

We may have just witnessed the first known case of Vance Derangement Syndrome (VDS) on national television. "MSNBC’s Alex Wagner Peers Into Vance Speech, Finds a White Supremacy"

How else to explain Wagner’s crazy transmutation of the desire to be buried alongside one’s family into “the supremacy of whiteness and masculinity”?

[Breitbart]

[MRC]

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The Coming Reckoning

"The very same leaders of the Democratic Party, along with a cohort of the Republican Party who labeled themselves Never Trumpers, and a swathe of what was once the mainstream media, crossed the line of political and public decency by framing Donald Trump as a monster and his supporters (roughly half the nation) as monster-worshipping deplorables ready to hand our democratic republic to a dictator.

For years they have proclaimed Trump to be a danger to democracy and demonized his voters as witting or unwitting fascists. The May 16 edition of the once-revered New Republic depicted Trump as Hitler on its front cover. The argument that Trump posed a Hitler-level threat to American democracy can be traced back to the first outbreak of Trump Derangement Syndrome among left-leaning journalists in 2016. What made the argument so malignant was that it justified using all means possible to disrupt Trump’s presidency and to prevent his re-election.

With less than four months to go until the election, the Democrats are in the grip of an internal power struggle of their own making. Now the attempted assassination of Trump almost certainly dooms them to defeat, whether they nominate Biden, Harris or some other candidate. After President Ronald Reagan narrowly avoided assassination in March 1981, his approval rating surged from 60 to 70%. It would be remarkable if Trump did not reap a comparable political reward for his evident courage and defiance in the moments after his brush with death.

A great many people who wished Donald Trump ill over the past eight years also dodged a metaphorical bullet. Had Trump been killed, his death would have been on the consciences of everyone who ever called him Hitler. I shudder to imagine the political aftermath of such a nightmarish event.

The advice I would give them all as they prepare for their party’s likely defeat on November 5 is simple: This time, do the right thing after you lose. Instead of demonizing the guy who beat you, take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourselves this simple question: Was this result what we deserved for four years of failed policies on immigration, inflation, and national security – and for eight years of smearing Donald Trump as a Nazi?" 

*Excerpted from Ayaan Hirsi Ali @Restoration

Reaction Mixed to JD Vance as DJT's VP Pick. 🤣🤣

This is a huge disappointment. I hired DJ Vance for my daughter's birthday. He showed up late and the only music he had with him was Lee Greenwood's Greatest Hits.

— BC Thomas (@bcthomas) July 15, 2024

DJ Vance played my wedding before he was famous and he stuck to my request for all 80s hits despite his lack of depth perception, except for that one time he played “Building a Mystery” by Britney Spears.

— Skeletor 🧼🧽🫧 (@TheMuppetPastor) July 15, 2024

DJ Vance was the king of disco back in the day.

— Mave McGillicuty (@MMcgillicuty) July 15, 2024

Didn’t go to an SEC school which also disqualifies him. Went to a community college called Yale or something.

— Stephen the Martyr (@StM_1979) July 15, 2024

DJ could still get a cabinet post. Since he was a green beret, he should be considered for transport.

— Yochanan Maroć (@YochananMar) July 15, 2024

Is this the same Vance from Vance Refrigeration?

— Rabbi Linda Goldstein (🇵🇸🍉I/P Commentary) (@realrabbilinda) July 15, 2024

Via                                 __________________________________

All seriousness aside, the reaction by the sociopaths at MSNBC to DJT's pick of JD Vance as VP I think shows he may have just hit a homerun.  And Vance didn’t have to blow Willie Brown! 

An Unexcused Absence This Morning

Looks like Squinty Joe Scarborough and his bubble headed wife, two of the biggest purveyors of "Trump is Hitler" rhetoric are no shows on MSNBC today.

Yeah, Got lots to answer for shitbags!

— Diogenes Sarcastica (@KonanBarBarron) July 15, 2024

Turns out the network didn't want these two and their regular group of sociopaths to go on rants about incompetent assassins or something and made them sit in the corner......or that's the story they put out. 

A Good Monday Morning

I'm Not One Bit Surprised Really......

Not One Bit was I surprised at the events of yesterday.  Just Wednesday at lunch with a friend, they said to me  "they know they can't beat him now.....they're going to kill him. They're going to Mark David Chapman him." 

I've believed that since the lights dimmed on DJT 's trial proceedings and he remained free to campaign for November,  he became the most dangerous man in America.  He has exposed the media as the frauds they are. He has pointed to us the extent of corruption by career politicians. He has shown us just how troubling our justice system has become. He's reinforced to a younger generation that the democrats and their apocalyptical rhetoric are indeed the Marxist and Maoist they never deny they are.  And now that Biden have the dems in full disarray, he's even more dangerous to them. 

They've tried to break his spirit. They've tried to ruin him financially. They've tried the jail him. They've preached hate for him 24/7.  Is it no surprise to you too someone would eventually try to kill him.

Yes My Friends, It's Finally Time for Your Official 'Late Edition' Midweek Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

It's been almost three weeks since the last Big Ass Open Thread and lots has happened since. So Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows y'all possess a few new brain wrinkles and are overflowing with newly absorbed knowledge and opinion you're anxious to share with us all. Not to mention you're probably bursting with a backlog of accolades and tribute for your Beloved Editrix.

Therefore and forthwith, she opens up the floor. So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Share Ye Links.  Regular house rules apply. And use the damn coasters! 

And for those who catalog the unexpected events that happen to you in your life journey that make you special and make jealous your friends, you can now add to your list being 'Mooned by a Bumble Bee'.  You're Welcome. - DS

'Flaps' Abrams Throws Her Weight Behind Biden

Y'all remember Tank Abrams, the rotund, notied election denier, Governor of Georgia in exile, the Mother Teresa of Georgia's inbreed democrats, author of naughty erotic novellas and would be Vice President, has thrown her substantial tonnage behind the well meaning elderly man with a bad habit of lying about almost anything, by announcing it’s time y'all stop dissing Joe Biden with the doom loop.

In an op-ed written in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Abrams wrote that it was “crucial” for Democrats to “continue to support” Biden and that voters should “ignore” the “doom loop” that has overtaken the news cycle. “Let’s be clear,” Abrams wrote. “The wishful benefits of a contested convention or a late-stage exit are vastly outweighed by the potential harm. Our path to victory lies in standing by Biden and understanding the high stakes of this erection.

Abrams’ op-ed comes as Biden has faced his fearest pressure from his own backstabbing party and it's moneybags for him to withdraw from the race after his mumbling rest home resident debate performance against Trump. She went on to to slam DJT, spewing the the dem's top shelf, first line propaganda claiming that DJT “has made clear his plans to be a ‘Dictator on Day 1,” and that he had “openly called for the termination of our Constitution.”

Seems Tank hasn't read the room very well betting on a blind three legged horse.  The Black community is seeing the light and even her big ass can't plug that hole.  Or maybe she did read it and she is just trying to stay relevant......between meals.

[Breitbart]

[DMF Institute for the Study of Mental Defective Progressives]

Maxine vs The Wig Hat 🤣

Maxine Waters fixes her hair for 30 seconds live on CNN pic.twitter.com/8MNKKj9ZCZ

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) July 10, 2024

And Here We Go Again

Russia Seeks to Boost Trump in 2024 Election, U.S. Intelligence Officials Say.

According to the WSJ, the Russians have launched a “whole-of-government” effort to influence the outcome of the presidential election in favor of DJT senior U.S. intelligence officials said Tuesday. Of course the officials gave no details and didn’t mention Trump by name, (that wouldn't be good manners) they left that straight over the plate fastball for Ricky Maddow and the sociopaths at MSNBC to fill in the blanks and swing for the fence with.  

"Russia’s current activity—described as covert social-media use and other online propaganda efforts—mirrored the 2020 and 2016 election cycles, when Moscow also favored Trump and sought to undermine Democratic candidates, according to U.S. intelligence agencies. 

“We haven’t observed a shift in Russia’s preferences for the presidential race from past elections,” a senior official in the Office of the Director of National Intelligence said, during a media briefing summarizing intelligence on foreign threats to the election. Russia was seeking to influence specific voting groups, including those in swing states, promote divisive narratives and denigrate specific politicians, the officials who briefed reporters said. 

They declined to provide details about the voters or politicians who have been targeted. - READ MORE 

So there you have it. Tee'd up and ready to kick for the dems and their intelligence community media mouthpiece if they lose in November.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

You Racist Quit Hogging All the Trees!

Six-figure Equity Tree Huggers

The city of Seattle is paying a six-figure salary, $60 to $83 an hour for a "Tree Equity Initiative Manager" who  “must play a role in ending institutional and structural racism,” according to KTTH host Jason Rantz. 

The Tree Equity movement is part of a tapestry of contrived social justice causes pursued by Progressive activists seeking hero status. It fits under the umbrella cause of “environmental racism.” This movement attempts to more evenly distribute trees to underserved communities. The lack of tree canopies and green space in black, Asian and Latino-majority communities is due to institutional racism, according to progressives.

VICTORIA TAFT@PJM

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I guess now that the mythical secret "Alliance to Deny Trees to Them Colored People" has been exposed, antifa will now consider whether it will take to the streets and destroy parts of Seattle or not.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

A Good Monday Morning

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Squinty Scarborough's Mind has Been Changed.

Squinty Scarborough Returns after a Short Absence 

Who got to Squinty Joe Scarborough?  Last Friday, the very next day after Biden's debate debacle, Squinty Scarborough strongly suggested that Biden needed to quit, pronto.

Now, after a four day of unexplained absence from 'The Squinty & Meat Puppet in the Morning" kick off of MSNBC's daily TDS programing extravaganza, Biden's favorite pundit and phone pal, Squinty Joe, has changed his tune. He seemed different and has now drastically changed his perspective.

On tuesday's Morning Joe, he stressed that Democrats shouldn't rush into a decision: "it's only July 5th!", he repeatedly exclaimed. Scarborough engaged in some revisionist history in positioning himself as the sage who never suggested Biden immediately quit.  Scarborough now claims that last week, he said that "we needed to give it time. Needed to see what's going to happen.

A likely possibility: Scarborough has been bragging about his close access to Biden, even supposedly spending hours at a time with him. Message from the campaign: Joe, if you ever want to get within shouting distance of Biden again, change your tune—now!—on him quitting. We'll be watching today. And Scarborough delivered. I guess a gentle nudge was all that was needed.

So back to our opening question: who got to Joe Scarborough? And what leverage did they use on him?

[Newsbusters]

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Fixed It For Them.....

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

And now we go to The White House for an Independence Day Message from your President.

Uh....Never Mind. Back to you Bob. 

Happy 4th Y'all! 

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Metastasized TDS = Justified Deception

Kaivan Shroff of the sleazy HuffPost argues that the threat of Trump's victory is so great that fake content like AI videos (i.e. faked) of the president that make him speak well and look youthful be used to fool voters into supporting Biden.

Turns Out That "Well-Meaning Elderly Man With a Bad Memory" is Said to be a Prickly Old Jerk

Some White House staffers have been forced to tiptoe around Joe Biden when briefing him on certain subjects because they want to avoid eliciting his wrath and are “scared shitless” of him, according to a lengthy report at Politico on *46's inner circle:

“It’s like, you can’t include that, that will set him off,’ or ‘Put that in, he likes that,”a senior administration official told Politico, referring to how some of the 81-year-old president’s aides feel they have to walk through a minefield before briefings to avoid him getting angry with them. 

In the past, allegations have emerged about Biden having a hair-trigger temper and reaming out aides — sometimes with profane language — when vexed by certain developments. The president’s temper has flared publicly on occasion, too, including when faced with tough questions from The Post. This article was based on interviews with more than two dozen people, most of whom were granted anonymity to speak candidly about a sensitive subject. 

“It’s a Rorschach test, not a briefing", one source says “Because he is not a pleasant person to be around when he’s being briefed. It’s very difficult, and people are scared s—less of him.” Biden “doesn’t take advice from anyone other than those few top aides, and it becomes a perfect storm because he just gets more and more isolated from their efforts to control it,” the source said. 

The White House vehemently rejected the characterizations of the president, and disputed the characterization of Biden as isolated....".

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In the old fart's defense, if I had advisors who thought was a good idea to spray me burnt orange before going in front of TV cameras in a failed attempt to be presidential, was married to a woman who most of the time looks like she had her dresses made at an upholstery shop, a degenerate grifter of a son always in the media, and a blogger no one has heard of that keeps reminding people I sold my driveway by mistake, not once but twice, y'all would be scared of my ass too!

This is Exactly How Ridiculous Democrats Sound Right Now. They are not Coping Well.

 SCOTUS: You can’t just throw your rival in prison because you don’t like him.

DEMOCRATS: So you’re saying we can drop bombs on him? SCOTUS: You really can’t even charge your rival with a crime because his presidency made you mad. DEMOCRATS: Got it. So we can incinerate his house with him in it? SCOTUS: The Constitution protects officials from being terrorized with lawfare for official actions they undertook while in office. DEMOCRATS: Ah. Makes sense. So we can officially assassinate everyone we don’t like? SCOTUS: Prosecuting a politician because you don’t like his politics would destroy our country, and we’re not going to allow it. DEMOCRATS: Roger that. So what you’re saying is: we are officially allowed to eliminate Trump and the Supreme Court as long as we, like, say it’s official and stuff?

Sean Davis

@seanmdav

The Party of slogans "no one is above the law" BS got the proper legal treatment it deserved. The Democrats are so blinded by hate that they don't realize that they are the people that the constitution warned us about.

— Bradley Scott 🙏🇺🇸 (@Hoosiers1986) July 1, 2024

👇 

Well thanks Supreme Court. Now King Biden I can officially declare Trump a terrorist and officially imprison him officially without trial (and without consequences)

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) July 1, 2024

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A Good Monday Morning

Example of a Glaring Failure of DEI

The New York Times opinion writers on who they think 

won the Biden vs. Trump Debate..... 

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Your Big Ass Mid Week Open Thread & Presidential Debate Commentary Post

Now Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows we all will probable tune in to Great Debate, if even for just a peek, to see our two Great Elder Statesmen {insert laugh track here} spend ninety minutes spouting stats, denying responsibility and calling each other liars. Joey B. has been down at the retreat cramming info into blank spaces in his head to memorize things he has no idea was done in his name, while DJT has chosen the freeball it and just make Joe defend his horrendous record. 

It's 45 vs *46. 

*46 and his Debate Secret Weapon 

Unfortunately, Your Beloved Blog Editrix's presence is necessary at the musical note capturing facility during the debate time, but will be monitoring from time to time the debate audio via FM, along with this post via the magical hand held Samsung communication thingy. The MSNBC after debate commentary team, led by the esteemed and always vivacious Joy Reid and the hunky Ricky Maddow, should be comical. 

And Earl was keen enough to dig up the 411 on some of the MSNBC Post Debate Panel and colleagues and their the goings on pre-debate: 

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 Spokeshuman's statement from Earl's Report: 

"Joy Reid’s Hairless (Heads only) Summer is going on now and the whole MSPSD crew is joining in support! We do want to thank the fine Caregivers from What’s Left of Your Life Head Injury Rehabilitation Home for bringing over Lawrence O’Donnell to be part of the event, He’s come so far in his recovery from that head-on crash into the men’s room toilet rim at Fistme Freddy’s. We couldn’t be prouder of our friend, good ol’ Birdbath Giraffe…snicker. Also Kudos to Chris Hayes in his efforts to replace Brian Stelter’s role as the standard Effeminate Media Fanboy and Hairless Fragile Rotunded Potato. Chris is practically a lock".

I therefore open up the floor. So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Share Ye Links & Bicker.

And I'd really like to hear your comments on the debate, during or after. 

The Media Word of the Week

I have noticed over the last few years our betters in the media have a new habit of latching on to a word or phrase and work very hard to include this newly discovered word or phrase into their multiple fact checked guaranteed absolutely true truth they present to us in their smug and uprightly attitude of self- importance.

Let me test your memory.

I remember listening to a young 20 something media network stand-in reporter babe broadcast from the WH lawn, who was obviously getting her first big break at the network.  In order to impress she must have pick up a dusty old dictionary, and found a little used word in American english.  The word was  "Palpable".

For the next week or two, every bigtime network news reporter worked overtime to twist and bend their work to include this amazing new discovery into their reports, everything from stories about DJT to reports on cow farts. "It was all palpable. Back to you Bob...."

Again I noticed another great discovery emanating from the media during recent kangaroo court processing reports, the word " Fungible". Certain self-important media personalities just had to use it like the other cool kids were doing. I can see them now standing in front of a mirror practicing saying "Fungible". 

Then there was the over used phrase last week "Christian Nationalist" The mental gymnastics they used to work it into reports on things like broken sidewalk pavement in front of a church to a 200 year old traditional flag was a thing to behold. 

Before that the media circle jerk's word of the week was "Convicted Felon."  They really love that one! 

And now the media monkey's word of the week is "Theocracy" (see previous post below)

noun:

1. 1.  a system of government in which priests rule in the name of God or a god.
2. 2.  

   a form of government in which one or more deities are recognized as supreme ruling authorities, giving divine guidance to human intermediaries

I'm not even really even listen to the TV and I've heard it pop up at least 7 times in 2 hrs. 

Paging Mr. Orwell. 

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Let's Check in on the Crazy Cajun Coot and See If His Head Has Exploded Yet.

James Carville Warns 'If Trump Wins' And Replaces Liberal Justice, US Will 'Officially' Become 'Theocracy' pic.twitter.com/IB9q4ZnFUW

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) June 24, 2024

               

            Carville Warns 'If Trump Wins' And Replaces Liberal Justice, 

                                   US Will 'Officially' Become 'Theocracy'

Republican Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry signed Senate Bill 313 into law last Wednesday, making it the first state to mandate a small display of the Ten Commandments in public school classrooms.

“So let’s everybody remember what’s really really at stake here,” Carville continued. “What this is really really about. And it’s about imposing a theocracy on other people...... It is in Louisiana and they’re being exploited by people who really have, which I think is an odious and insidious agenda for the United States of America".

Once again, a show of desperation on Serpent Head's part. He should know better.

For all the bad reputation accrued by "The Kingfish", Huey P.  Long as governor of Louisiana (1928-32) not only guaranteed free school textbooks for every pupil the state, including private religious schools,  but built hundreds of brick school building that continued to be constructed through the early depression years.  Long's opponents claimed  the free textbooks to religious schools violated the separation of church and state and sued Long. The case went to the U.S. Supreme Court, which ruled in Long's favor in a major Church / State ruling. 

Inside the main entrance to these schools, and schools built up until the late 1940's, most of which are still stand today were 3 very large bronze plaques. One held the words of the 'Declaration of Independence', another 'The Bill of Rights' and the third plague 'The Ten Commandments'.  Real scary stuff ya know. A picture shows they were large enough to not be missed. No one was worried about a theocracy back then.  Just fear mongering and bigotry by the Democrats.

They remained in place, I have been told, until desegregation of the public schools in 1970.  Eventually after black teachers and administrators took over the schools deemed  the plaques offensive and they were taken down and eventually replace with horrendously bad urban art.  And while Carville graduated from a catholic high school, he attended public primary school during the 1950's. He knows about the plaques. He remembers them.

This my friends is just more fear mongering for the leftist rabble. The US Supreme Court, nor the Legislature of the State of Louisiana belongs to the Democrat party. And this move by Governor Landry is not pushing anything radical on students or teachers. Can't say that about the gay lobby though can ya James? 

 Fear & Smear is all the Dems have. 

BTW, any of yous guys remember the portraits of the sitting US President that I was told were hung everywhere in public buildings and schools?  No one I know remembers seeing a presidential portrait hung in public buildings since Ronald Reagan won the 1980 election. 

Guess they haven't gotten over that either........

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Editrix Note: I state again for the record, as a citizen of the Great State of Louisiana, I know I speak for a lot of my fellow Louisianians when I say we are sorry that our Village Idiot got lose again. We promise to try and keep a better eye on him in the future - DS

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