Tuesday, October 31, 2023

New Snapshots From The Biden White House Album

A DMF Exclusive. 

Photos Credits:
United States Secret Service Surveillance & 
Unofficial White House Photographer.

Monday, October 30, 2023

That Look of Embarrassment When One of Your Own Tells You You Suck. 🤣

It's probably lucky for him there were no sharp object within reach....

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Saturday, October 28, 2023

"Root Causes"

"According to today’s Hamasophiles, Gaza’s leadership is justified in their terror attacks against Israel because “Zionists stole their land.” Before that, the British “stole their land,” which they seem to forget.

Of course, the Brits stole the land from the Ottoman Empire in the first world war. Well, kind of. The sultan decided the region wasn’t populated enough, so he imported Arab Muslims from other regions, such as Yemen and Syria, creating many of today’s “Palestinians.” In other words, Gaza’s ancestors stole it from the Arabs, Jews, and Christians who already lived in the region.

The Ottomans stole it from the Egyptian Mamluks, who inherited it from Egypt’s Ayyubids, who had stolen it from Frankish Crusaders. Those short-lived Christian rulers had stolen it from Fatimid Caliphate, which was preceded by several other caliphates. Which had stolen it from the Byzantine/Roman Empire.

Before that, Rome stole it from the Jews, who stole it from the Greeks, who stole it from the Jews, who were given it by the Neo-Babylonians, who had stolen it from the Assyrians, who had stolen it from the Jews.

People who rely on root causes always stop the historiography the second they discover a group they don’t like. Funny how that works."
Jon Gabriel, via Ricochet

Friday, October 27, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, October 26, 2023

Just Remember, You Are Not Being Replaced.

Wednesday, October 25, 2023

Congratulations Mike

I congratulate my Congressman, Representative Mike Johnson of the 4th District of Louisiana, elected the new Speaker of the House of Representatives. 

The Bizarre Alliance Between Leftist and Muslim Extremists:

The virulent anti-Israel protests across America and Europe throw a glaring light on the bizarre alliance, the odd combination of far left activist at universities and the anti-west, militant followers of muhammad that now threaten Jews in the street, and intimidates anyone brave enough to voice their dissent.

What makes the alliance so strange are the deep-seated differences between leftists and muslim fundamentalists over core beliefs. The left supports women’s rights and full equality. Militant muslims oppose them. The left supports gay rights and gay marriage. Militant muslims toss homos off buildings. The left supports abortion rights. Militant muslims oppose them. They need the children to hide behind. The left is indifferent to religious freedom, Militant muslims believe infidels should be executed. The left opposes the death penalty. Militant muslims endorse it and praise their governments for using it.

These beliefs are not marginal for either group. They are foundational, and they are profoundly opposed to each other.

But they deal with differences very simply - Hate

Religious and Ethnic Hate serves as a kind of makeshift glue that binds these groups and their sympathizers in opposition to what they see as the West’s oppressive bourgeois colonizer culture, its tolerance for divergent views, and the unequal outcomes produced by merit and competition. 

Hate is a very powerful thing. Some know this more than others.

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Late night Musings From The Bathtub

Have you ever noticed Robert De Niro always looks like his son just told him he wants to ride unicycles professionally? 

Just watched a few reruns of the TV show "House". What a really weird show. Patients would be rushed to the hospital with unexplained fevers and heart problems, and House would come in eating an apple and like "did you check his asshole for toothpicks? And they'd be like"Damn, you're right!"

Do you ever watch a film to the end of the credits, pick a name and think 'hey Clint Youngreen, assistant bear trainer #3, I bet you thought nobody would see you down here. Nice job pal. 

Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with, but I'm willing to bet it was a printer.

I think the single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his lady friends permission to give persistent dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night.

Nervous of flying? Don't be. As long as 2 million parts in a plane work perfectly while traveling at close to the speed of sound as sharp metal blades rotate at supersonic speeds in temperatures of  -65 degrees 7 miles above the earth surface, you'll be just fine. Enjoy the in flight movie...

 Microwaves have like 32 buttons but you only need about 4, including the number buttons. Look me in the eye and tell me you use the 7 key. 

Someone told me yesterday that they don't eat tacos because they're bad for you, and I'm starting to realize what my parents meant when they said I should be careful who I surround myself with. 

British Cooking Shows: tell us about this wee tart you've made, the crust is just lovely.... American Cooking Show: we've replace your knives with phillips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. The clock is set for 30 minutes, please bake us peace in the middle east. 

Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their lives has clearly never had 2 snickers bars fall down at once from a vending machine. 

Pro Tip: When a woman laughs during an argument, please know that the psycho part of the brain has been activated. Abort Mission. 

Geaux Tigahs!

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Saturday, October 21, 2023

Coincidence? I Think Not

After the Trump administration and congress cut off foreign aid to the terrorist areas in the West Bank and Gaza, the number of terrorist attacks dropped sharply. So did the casualties. In all of 2020, only three Israelis were killed. In 2021, when Biden restored aid to the terrorists, Israeli casualties shot up 900%. They have since consistently risen every year Biden was in office, up another 82% from 2021 to 2022.

In 2022, Biden met with Palestinian Authority terror leader Mahmoud Abbas and boasted that, “I reversed the policies of my predecessor and resumed aid to the Palestinians — more than a half a billion dollars in 2021.”  - Daniel Greenfield

Just another glaring example of the weakness of Joe Biden as a leader, and the hate filled brilliance of Biden and the democrats toward his predecessor by undoing every good thing he did in his four short years in office. It's also perfectly exemplifies Barky Obama's adage  "Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up".

And now, the sons and daughter of America may be put in harms way because of this fool's ignorant foreign policy decisions. 


Friday, October 20, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, October 19, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Fabulous Mid Week Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread.

As your Beloved Blog Edtrix,who loves each and every one of you, I'm very interested in your thoughts on the recent further descent into chaos we are witnessing, both here and abroad. 
You know the ground rules.  The floor is yours.......
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Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Tuesday, October 17, 2023

Stop Being Shocked

None of the recent horrors you witnessed this last week, not the massacre of Jews, not the betrayal by public figures and popular activist movements, not the moral insanity of our universities and cultural spaces, happened by accident.

For the past decade or so, an elite consensus began to emerge. It was marketed as a worldview of optimism, of progress and justice brought about by the dawning of new correct morality. It favored using the power of digital monopolies and elite institutions to reeducate Americans in new and better ways of thinking, writing, speaking, and being.

But something was bothering from the very beginning about these ideas, and the people pushing them. Every time we pressed on one of the newly mass-embraced policy proposals or narratives - intersectionality, decolonization studies, the Iran nuclear deal, Russiagate, Black Lives Matter, the Women’s March, critical race theory, COVID lockdowns—a weird thing would happen: The idea itself fell apart at the seams within seconds of contact with reality. And yet its defenders got more sure of themselves, more performatively boastful, more passionate and gleeful about smearing anyone who dared to question them.

The more we listened to freshly minted universal experts, the more we were struck by the increasing lunacy of their pronouncements and the seemingly automatic acceptance by the media  on every topic under the sun, always said to be backed by ‘studies’ and ‘science.  Where COVID-19 came from, how many genders there are, which skin tones and personal experiences qualify a person for protection status and which do not, whether it was OK for a Syrian dictator to bomb and gas 500,000 of his people, whether the U.S. should ally itself with a Holocaust-denying medieval theocracy, whether the president of the United States was secretly a Russian agent, whether large American cities should let drug addicts and violent schizophrenics get high on the streets and steal stuff—and more.

Over time we were struck by how little the ideas themselves seemed to matter. What so many people seemed most attached to was the power.

The increasingly strident calls for forced uniformity of opinion and perception struck us as dangerous and wrong. Organizations like the Anti-Defamation League and the American Civil Liberties Union, once the protectors of the vulnerable, became handmaidens of power.  Internet monopolies merged with the federal government to produce a censorship and surveillance apparatus that would ensure that only the voices of some could be heard. Think tanks and politicians and journalists gave cover for policies that seemed obviously destined to set the world on fire.
* by the Editors of Tablet Magazine

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Saturday, October 14, 2023

Friday, October 13, 2023

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Thursday, October 12, 2023

Throwback Thursday: Hillary's Late Night Phone Call To the President

Hillary Clinton phoned the President’s office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the President, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the President’s assistant finally agreed to disturb his boss’s important study time....... Keep Reading

Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Is Everything Suddenly Going to Hell?

Is everything going to hell? 

Maybe, maybe not. 

There are lots of reasons to feel bad about everything: The domestic political situation, the domestic – and global – economic picture, foreign affairs and national security, culture. And they’re good reasons, and you should be worried.


It’s also the case that a lot more people are suddenly noticing how bad things have gotten. You see it on things like immigration, where now “sanctuary cities” are suddenly in favor of building the wall, now that people are actually immigrating to them. You see it in the parental pushback on school closures and trans craziness. You see it in the growing realization that the Biden Administration – and, really, the entire Western governing class – is clueless and inept on foreign policy and national security, and pretty much everything else. And you see it in a growing impatience with the gentry class fixations on race, gender, and climate change while ordinary people struggle to make ends meet.

A few years ago most of our society was sleepwalking toward disaster. Now more and more people are awake and noticing. - READ MORE

Monday, October 9, 2023

The Ministry of Truth Fires Up

It was wholly predictable that protestors would take to the streets to sing the praises of Hamas under the guise of supporting Palestine. We expected the young, ignorant, and indoctrinated, both on and off campuses, to begin a combination victory dance/rally. Of course, as the Squad’s narrative broke down and Biden’s handlers made fools of themselves trying to address the matter, the media showed up, saluted, and reported for duty.

Take the National Review report on the interoffice emails at the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation that instructed its journalists not to refer to the Hamas members who attacked innocent civilians as “terrorists.”
“Do not refer to militants, soldiers, or anyone else as ‘terrorists. The notion of terrorism remains highly politicized and is part of the story. Even when quoting/clipping a government or a source referring to fighters as ‘terrorists,’ we should add context to ensure the audience understands this opinion, not fact.”
According to the Daily Caller, Anti-Defamation League CEO Jonathan Greenblatt lit into MSNBC’s early morning propagandist Jonathan Lemire on live TV for the network’s coverage of the attack. In particular, network slugs Ali Velshi’s and Ayman Mohyeldin's attempt to blame the attacks on Israel. Greenblatt point blank asked who was writing MSNBC's script's. Hamas?

And talk about Useful Idiots. Leftist celebrity (?) Adin Ross, who is identified as a “widely recognized Kick streamer,” whatever that is, and has apparently made enough money doing it to have a million dollars to donate to the genocidal killers, and is doing just that. Celebrity influencer Andrew Tate, a former kickboxer, convert to Islam, and misogynist who claims to reject the left primarily for its attack on masculinity, echoes leftist talking points on Israel and likewise is sending $200,000 to the jihadis.

There is no other conflict in the world where people who consider themselves to be decent human beings applaud, and willingly aid and abet, the murder of civilians. What kind of sickness overtakes people that they can see what the “Palestinian” jihadis did to innocent people on Saturday and think, “I’ve got to speak out in support of the attackers,” or even worse, “I’ve got to give those people some money”?

Daily Caller

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Friday, October 6, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Wednesday, October 4, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Fabulous Mid Week Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread.

Biden's Entire Presidency In One Picture

As your Beloved Blog Edtrix,who loves each and every one of you, I'm very interested in your thoughts on the recent further descent into chaos we are witnessing.

Like your thoughts on the recent rash of political persecutions and their uncouth prosecutor's near gestapo tactics. Or things like the toxic burning landfill we call the United States Congress and their playgound fistfights, worth of a pair of second year 5th graders. Or maybe thoughts on this semi lucid fool with one foot in the grave who continues to burn piles of taxpayer cash on behalf deadbeat loan borrowers and corrupt foreign countries while importing the entire third world, all while Americans struggle.  Or maybe thoughts on whether Your Beloved Blog Edtrix should win a Nobel for outstanding research on breeding & weaponization of small amphibians for world domination use in difficult land warfare. Or maybe your thoughts on whether it should be a nice Pinot or a Merlot for Saturday's dinner party?

You know the ground rules. The floor is yours.......

I Should Have Listened to the Dog and took a Right Turn at the Red Barn

As a musician, I've played many types of gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery out in the country. As I was not familiar with the area, I got lost.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I just sat down and started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man I had never met.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. Even the dog. When I finished, I packed up and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I ain't never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently, I’m still lost…

Tuesday, October 3, 2023


If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve as Speaker of the House of Representatives. Period! - Diogenes S.

Monday, October 2, 2023

Just When Everyone Thought They Had Reached Peak Stupid, They Remind Us They Hadn't.

This wasn’t the first time The View had cooked up a wild, unsupported conspiracy theory putting Republicans at the center of clandestine plots to sabotage Democrats. Back in January, they suggested Republicans were the reason “behind” why there were classified documents in President Biden’s Delaware garage. They also suggested it was GOP ninjas who broke into the White House and “planted” the cocaine in the West Wing. What made Goldberg’s Monday argument even more ridiculous was that she pretended she didn’t know what fire alarms looked like. 

 via Newsbusters

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