Tuesday, October 31, 2023
New Snapshots From The Biden White House Album
Monday, October 30, 2023
That Look of Embarrassment When One of Your Own Tells You You Suck. 🤣
KAMALA HARRIS: "Joe Biden is very much alive and running for re-election" 😬 pic.twitter.com/dz88o0RwVH
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 30, 2023
Saturday, October 28, 2023
"Root Causes"
"According to today’s Hamasophiles, Gaza’s leadership is justified in their terror attacks against Israel because “Zionists stole their land.” Before that, the British “stole their land,” which they seem to forget.Of course, the Brits stole the land from the Ottoman Empire in the first world war. Well, kind of. The sultan decided the region wasn’t populated enough, so he imported Arab Muslims from other regions, such as Yemen and Syria, creating many of today’s “Palestinians.” In other words, Gaza’s ancestors stole it from the Arabs, Jews, and Christians who already lived in the region.The Ottomans stole it from the Egyptian Mamluks, who inherited it from Egypt’s Ayyubids, who had stolen it from Frankish Crusaders. Those short-lived Christian rulers had stolen it from Fatimid Caliphate, which was preceded by several other caliphates. Which had stolen it from the Byzantine/Roman Empire.Before that, Rome stole it from the Jews, who stole it from the Greeks, who stole it from the Jews, who were given it by the Neo-Babylonians, who had stolen it from the Assyrians, who had stolen it from the Jews.People who rely on root causes always stop the historiography the second they discover a group they don’t like. Funny how that works."
Friday, October 27, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, October 26, 2023
Just Remember, You Are Not Being Replaced.
MUST WATCH: Officials from Biden's State Dept and Dept of Homeland Security have absolutely no idea how many illegal immigrants have entered the country, how many were children, how many are still here, or how many have claimed asylum. pic.twitter.com/UhfNQyUVpf
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 25, 2023
Wednesday, October 25, 2023
Congratulations Mike
I congratulate my Congressman, Representative Mike Johnson of the 4th District of Louisiana, elected the new Speaker of the House of Representatives.
The Bizarre Alliance Between Leftist and Muslim Extremists:
Tuesday, October 24, 2023
Late night Musings From The Bathtub
Have you ever noticed Robert De Niro always looks like his son just told him he wants to ride unicycles professionally?
Just watched a few reruns of the TV show "House". What a really weird show. Patients would be rushed to the hospital with unexplained fevers and heart problems, and House would come in eating an apple and like "did you check his asshole for toothpicks? And they'd be like"Damn, you're right!"
Do you ever watch a film to the end of the credits, pick a name and think 'hey Clint Youngreen, assistant bear trainer #3, I bet you thought nobody would see you down here. Nice job pal.
Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with, but I'm willing to bet it was a printer.
I think the single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his lady friends permission to give persistent dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night.
Nervous of flying? Don't be. As long as 2 million parts in a plane work perfectly while traveling at close to the speed of sound as sharp metal blades rotate at supersonic speeds in temperatures of -65 degrees 7 miles above the earth surface, you'll be just fine. Enjoy the in flight movie...
Microwaves have like 32 buttons but you only need about 4, including the number buttons. Look me in the eye and tell me you use the 7 key.
Someone told me yesterday that they don't eat tacos because they're bad for you, and I'm starting to realize what my parents meant when they said I should be careful who I surround myself with.
British Cooking Shows: tell us about this wee tart you've made, the crust is just lovely.... American Cooking Show: we've replace your knives with phillips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. The clock is set for 30 minutes, please bake us peace in the middle east.
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their lives has clearly never had 2 snickers bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
Pro Tip: When a woman laughs during an argument, please know that the psycho part of the brain has been activated. Abort Mission.
Geaux Tigahs!
Monday, October 23, 2023
Saturday, October 21, 2023
Coincidence? I Think Not
After the Trump administration and congress cut off foreign aid to the terrorist areas in the West Bank and Gaza, the number of terrorist attacks dropped sharply. So did the casualties. In all of 2020, only three Israelis were killed. In 2021, when Biden restored aid to the terrorists, Israeli casualties shot up 900%. They have since consistently risen every year Biden was in office, up another 82% from 2021 to 2022.In 2022, Biden met with Palestinian Authority terror leader Mahmoud Abbas and boasted that, “I reversed the policies of my predecessor and resumed aid to the Palestinians — more than a half a billion dollars in 2021.” - Daniel Greenfield
EARL DONE THIS |
Friday, October 20, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, October 19, 2023
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Fabulous Mid Week Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread.
Wednesday, October 18, 2023
Tuesday, October 17, 2023
Stop Being Shocked
None of the recent horrors you witnessed this last week, not the massacre of Jews, not the betrayal by public figures and popular activist movements, not the moral insanity of our universities and cultural spaces, happened by accident.For the past decade or so, an elite consensus began to emerge. It was marketed as a worldview of optimism, of progress and justice brought about by the dawning of new correct morality. It favored using the power of digital monopolies and elite institutions to reeducate Americans in new and better ways of thinking, writing, speaking, and being.But something was bothering from the very beginning about these ideas, and the people pushing them. Every time we pressed on one of the newly mass-embraced policy proposals or narratives - intersectionality, decolonization studies, the Iran nuclear deal, Russiagate, Black Lives Matter, the Women’s March, critical race theory, COVID lockdowns—a weird thing would happen: The idea itself fell apart at the seams within seconds of contact with reality. And yet its defenders got more sure of themselves, more performatively boastful, more passionate and gleeful about smearing anyone who dared to question them.The more we listened to freshly minted universal experts, the more we were struck by the increasing lunacy of their pronouncements and the seemingly automatic acceptance by the media on every topic under the sun, always said to be backed by ‘studies’ and ‘science. Where COVID-19 came from, how many genders there are, which skin tones and personal experiences qualify a person for protection status and which do not, whether it was OK for a Syrian dictator to bomb and gas 500,000 of his people, whether the U.S. should ally itself with a Holocaust-denying medieval theocracy, whether the president of the United States was secretly a Russian agent, whether large American cities should let drug addicts and violent schizophrenics get high on the streets and steal stuff—and more.Over time we were struck by how little the ideas themselves seemed to matter. What so many people seemed most attached to was the power.The increasingly strident calls for forced uniformity of opinion and perception struck us as dangerous and wrong. Organizations like the Anti-Defamation League and the American Civil Liberties Union, once the protectors of the vulnerable, became handmaidens of power. Internet monopolies merged with the federal government to produce a censorship and surveillance apparatus that would ensure that only the voices of some could be heard. Think tanks and politicians and journalists gave cover for policies that seemed obviously destined to set the world on fire.
Monday, October 16, 2023
Saturday, October 14, 2023
Friday, October 13, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, October 12, 2023
Throwback Thursday: Hillary's Late Night Phone Call To the President
Hillary Clinton phoned the President’s office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the President, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the President’s assistant finally agreed to disturb his boss’s important study time....... Keep Reading
Tuesday, October 10, 2023
Is Everything Suddenly Going to Hell?
Monday, October 9, 2023
The Ministry of Truth Fires Up
“Do not refer to militants, soldiers, or anyone else as ‘terrorists. The notion of terrorism remains highly politicized and is part of the story. Even when quoting/clipping a government or a source referring to fighters as ‘terrorists,’ we should add context to ensure the audience understands this opinion, not fact.”According to the Daily Caller, Anti-Defamation League CEO Jonathan Greenblatt lit into MSNBC’s early morning propagandist Jonathan Lemire on live TV for the network’s coverage of the attack. In particular, network slugs Ali Velshi’s and Ayman Mohyeldin's attempt to blame the attacks on Israel. Greenblatt point blank asked who was writing MSNBC's script's. Hamas?
Sunday, October 8, 2023
Friday, October 6, 2023
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Wednesday, October 4, 2023
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Fabulous Mid Week Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread.
Biden's Entire Presidency In One Picture |
I Should Have Listened to the Dog and took a Right Turn at the Red Barn
As a musician, I've played many types of gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery out in the country. As I was not familiar with the area, I got lost.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I just sat down and started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man I had never met.
And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. Even the dog. When I finished, I packed up and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I ain't never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”
Apparently, I’m still lost…
Tuesday, October 3, 2023
Attention:
If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve as Speaker of the House of Representatives. Period! - Diogenes S.
Monday, October 2, 2023
Just When Everyone Thought They Had Reached Peak Stupid, They Remind Us They Hadn't.
via Newsbusters