Monday, October 31, 2016

Dingy Harry Reid is All Fightin' Mad and Stuff....

Harry is Not Taking the Thought of the Impending Implosion of His Favorite Candidate Very Well 

Senate Minority Leader Dingy Harry Reid was FBI director James Comey's bestest friend when he bowed to wishes of a corrupt DOJ and refused to further the investigation of Madam Cankle's email scandal. But now Harry is pissed and all up in the FBI Director Comey's sh*t for sending out a vague letter to Congress  about what Harry believes is maybe-pertinent, maybe-relevant emails found on Carlos Danger's laptop computer. 

It made him mad. It made the former bad-ass boxer mean-mad. And so he did what a senior statesman and former boxer (who lost his last bout) would do when he’s been pushed too far, and is just a walkin’ chunk o’ mean-mad: He sent a very sternly worded letter to Mr. FBI Comey, and is ready to kick some butt! Reid outraged by Comey’s actions, said the letter to Congress may have violated the Hatch Act, which bars political action by government employees:

Yeah, integrity in action is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of the Congressional Democrats and the present adminstration...

Dingy Harry also reminded Mr. Comey that Justice Department employees had received a warning .....threats back in March that they’d better not be engaging in any “activity directed towards the success or failure of a political party, candidate for partisan political office, or partisan political group.” No Sir! None of this kinda stuff.

The accusation that Comey is sitting on information about Trump and Russia is pretty heavy stuff, so what proof does Reid have? None. But Harry is Nevada Boxer fighting mad!
We’ll really miss you when you're gone Harry, especially as a guy who can close a letter with such a finely crafted burn:

See ya Harry....... You and the Donkey you rode in on!

[]                          Thank You MJA and Larwyn's Linx for the Linkage!

Anthony, Hillary Would Like to Know.....

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States

Borowitz © - London UK - In an unexpected televised address on Saturday, Queen Elizabeth II offered to restore British rule over the United States of America.  Addressing the American people from her office in Buckingham Palace, the Queen said that she was making the offer “in recognition of the desperate situation you now find yourselves in.”

“This two-hundred-and-forty-year experiment in self-rule began with the best of intentions, but I think we can all agree that it didn’t end well,” she said.

The Queen urged Americans to write in her name on Election Day, after which the transition to British rule could begin “with a minimum of bother.”

Elizabeth acknowledged that, in the wake of Brexit, Americans might justifiably be alarmed about being governed by the British parliamentary system, but she reassured them, “Parliament would play no role in this deal. This would be an old-school monarchy. Just me, and then, assuming you'd rather not have Charles, we could go straight to William and those children of his who have mesmerized you so.”

Using the closing moments of her speech to tout her credentials, the Queen made it clear that she has never used e-mail and has only had sex with one person “only very occasionally.”

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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MFNS Breaking News......

Secretary of State Joe Biden??????

Thank You MJA for the Linkage

Friday, October 28, 2016

Delta Force Training for January 20, 2017 Mission

"Watch Out Men, She's Got a Sniper Rifle"

MFNS - Middle Finger News Service has confirmed rumors that have swirled for weeks in the military community of the training of special forces units for a secret mission, slated for inauguration Day 2017.  Lt. General Ward Hawk of 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment Central Command (Delta) told MFNS the Pentagon has given the green light to special training of Delta Force Commando Units.

The mission (code named unknown) came about because of intelligence gathered recently by White House Military Personal of a disturbing private conversion overheard between two White House residents. 

In a tape of a loud and spirited conversation recorded in the White House family residence, Marion 'Moms' Robinson, Mother of First Lady Michelle Obama, reportedly told her daughter she felt slighted after reading a report on a fake news site called The Boston Tribune, and repeated by dumbass bloggers, that Moms Robinson would receive a yearly $160,000 taxpayer funded retirement for being Mooch's mother. During the same conversation Mrs. Robinson was angrily heard to say she was "under no circumstances" leaving the White House after Mr. Obama's term is up:
"I know that big eared nigga I told you not to marry is gonna take my daughter and grand babies off to live in the lap of luxury in Hawaii and send my ass back to an old folks home in that crime ridden Chicago! NO MA'AM....ain't gonna happen! I ain't moving out........I ain't going nowheres. THIS PLACE IS MY REPARATIONS!" Uh Huh.
First Lady and Moms Robinson in Cuba
General Hawk told us the commando units are training for the dangerous mission to forcefully remove Moms Robinson from her luxurious, private third floor White House apartment she has occupied  free of charge since the inauguration of Barrack Obama in 2009. Due to the dangers of a Urban warfare mission of this type, volunteers were asked to step forward. When none did, orders were issued to assign members of the elite Delta Force commando ranks. 

Word is that the Navy Seals will also train for a like mission at the Navel Observatory, the residence of the Vice president,  just in case the Joe Biden barricades himself in a closet. 

Fishnet Friday

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Campaign Ad of the Year

Stopping Black-Robed Community Organizing

Last week Sen. Grouchy McCain took the very principled stand of announcing in advance that not only would he not allow Barack Obama’s anti-second amendment Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland to ever get a confirmation vote, he suggested he would also automatically reject anyone Hillary Clinton might appoint, too. This only stood to reason, since she'd probably pick wild-eyed leftist like Buzzy Ginsburg or the "Wise Latina", or maybe the reanimated corpse of their leftist hero, Harry Blackmun himself. McCain did clarify he would “thoroughly examine” any nominee's qualifications before reject them. 

Radical you say? No, radical is unelected people in black robes making law instead of interrupting the law! Radical is by-passing congress and dictating from the oval office. 

Ilya Shapiro at The Federalist got to thinking about the Constitution and unacceptable judicial nominees. According to him, the Senate's only Constitutional mandate is to provide “advice and consent” on judicial nominees. If the Senate's advice is “take your nominees and shove em,” then they've fulfilled their duty. But what if the Rs took their principled opposition to government actually working a step further? Shapiro says go for it; that's totally an option the Founders had in mind.  
"During the battle over the current vacancy, some senators have said they've fulfilled their duty by giving President Obama the advice that they simply won't confirm anyone. (Also, why hold farcical hearings that would be even more Kabuki theater than what we've come to expect?) The voters seem to have evaluated this position and found it acceptable, although of course the GOP could lose its Senate majority for other reasons."
"Similarly, if a majority of senators refused to confirm anyone to any offices, or pass any legislation whatsoever, that's their prerogative. As a matter of constitutional law, the Senate is fully within its powers....."
Utah Sen. Mike Lee said: “Not a single Democratic nominee to the U.S. Supreme Court since [Byron White, nominated by President Kennedy in 1962] has voted independently,” he detailed, which is why he’s been skeptical of all President Obama’s nominees
"Indeed, Hillary Clinton herself said at the last presidential debate that the Supreme Court is meant to answer questions like “What kind of country are we going to be? What kind of opportunities will we provide for our citizens?” Well, gee, if those are the questions you ask, of course you'll end up with super-legislators, presumably in ideological agreement with the president appointing them...." 
So if Hillary Clinton insists on appointing “black-robed community organizers,” says Shapiro, then if the Republicans hold the Senate, “it would be completely in keeping with the Senate's legal constitutional duty to vote against essentially every anti-constitutional leftist judicial nominee she names.

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Pat Buchanan Schools Pointy Headed CNN Anchor

“In the nineteenth century, Marx said power is control of the means of production. Arthur Schlesinger said, around 1960, power is control of the means of communication. The Left and the Establishment control 85% of the communications in the United States… The System is rigged, okay? Overwhelmingly, the Left and the Establishment control the media, and they are controlling the outcome of this election. What are we supposed to do, get up and salute?”
Here is Buchanan’s recent blockbuster column which is the subject of this interview.

Petition To Remove Soros Owned Voting Machines

This man has been linked to a persons campaign who is running in the election and has a clear bias to one candidate. His ownership of voting machines in 16 states is clear breach of integrity of our electoral system.

Monday, October 24, 2016

Dilbert Says He'll Go all Medieval on Trump If He Turns All Hitler and Sh*t

Scott Adams has some notoriously weird ideas about women and sex, and how America is a matriarchy and something something Red Pill.   Adams, the creepy and weird guy who makes the Dilbert cartoons, is being creepy and weird again!  Adams has a promise to make to America.  He doesn’t think Trump is ACTUALLY Hitler, but if it turns out that he is just like Hitler, he will go ahead and murder Trump Hitler, because that’s what you have to do when you accidentally elect Trumpy Hitler as president, you assassinate them:
"My promise: If Trump gets elected, and he does anything that looks even slightly Hitler-ish in office, I will join the resistance movement and help kill him. That’s an easy promise to make, and I hope my fellow citizens would use their Second Amendment rights to rise up and help me kill any Hitler-type person who rose to the top job in this country, no matter who it is".
"As I often say, Democrats generally use guns to commit crimes. Republican use guns for sport and for self-defense. If you are a Republican gun-owner, and you value the principles of the Constitution, I’m confident you would join me in the resistance movement and help kill any leader that exhibited genuine animosity toward people because of their genitalia, sexual preference, or skin pigmentation."
So Donald, don't you be sayin' nasty things about gay black guys with no penis', you hear!

With loony Libertarians like Mr. Dilbert here, who see STOP and NO PARKING signs as government over-reach, we can only guess what constitutes a real Hitler-ish acts to them. But Scott Adams, valiant man-beast that he is, will kill him dead.  If Trump genuinely acts like he hates women or gays or racial minorities, Scott Adams will go ahead and maketh murder upon him.  Don’t worry America, Dilbert's has got your back!

"Multikultistan:" The Price of Muslim Immigration

Stuart Schneiderman - Thanks to Wikileaks we now have in our possession an extraordinary document. It was not written by anyone in the Clinton campaign, but was sent to her campaign manager, Jon Podesta. The author was a Dutch journalist/academic named Orca. Presumably Podesta commissioned it.

The report outlines the consequences of Angela Merkel’s madness. It does not mention that Hillary Clinton admires Merkel above all other foreign leaders. One does not understand how she could support such a policy when her campaign chairman has read a report like the one exposed by Wikileaks. At the least, she will never be able to plead ignorance.

Orca offers a no-holds-bar picture of what Muslim immigration is doing to Europe, in particular to Germany. And it shows how multiculturalists are aiding and abetting the destruction of the European continent, and thus to the destruction of one of the great examples of Western civilization. It is an object lesson to those dimwits who believe, based on no evidence at all, that it will be easy to integrate a massive number of Muslim immigrants.

Orca begins........

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Here’s What Voter Fraud Looks Like in 23 States

By Justin Caruso -
Reprinted with permission of the Daily Caller News Foundation:

Republican candidate Donald Trump is making accusations that the election is “rigged” against him, even suggesting the possibility of voter fraud. Trump leveled this accusation in a tweet early Monday morning that read, “Of course there is large scale voter fraud happening on and before election day. Why do Republican leaders deny what is going on? So naive!”

Many others strongly push back against claims of voter fraud. The Brennan Center for Justice says that voter fraud is “myth” and the Washington Post maintains that voter fraud isn’t a problem. As the debate rages, here are examples of voter fraud in 23 different states, as compiled by the Daily Caller News Foundation

Virginia - Just a few weeks ago, Harrisonburg, Va., claimed about 20 voter applications were submitted for dead people. A voter registration group called “HarrisonburgVOTES” is responsible for the applications, and the group is reportedly headed by Joe Fitzgerald, chairman of the Democratic Committee in Harrisonburg.

An investigation has been launched.

Colorado - An investigation in Colorado in September, 2016, revealed that dead people were voting in multiple elections. “We do believe there were several instances of potential vote fraud that occurred,” Colorado Secretary of State Wayne Williamstold local news station CBS4.  An egregious example of illegal voter fraud in Colorado was that of Sara Sosa, a woman who died in 2009, yet “voted” in 2010, 2011, 2012, and 2013.

Michigan -Two Democratic officials in Michigan, Jason Bauer and Mike McGuinness, were convicted in 2012 for involvement in an election fraud scheme. The two men attempted to put a fake “Tea Party” candidate on the ballot to split the conservative vote.

California - In only three counties in California’s 2016 presidential primary, there were reportedly 194 people who voted twice. Some voters were voting once by mail, then going to polls and voting again, according to the East Bay Times. It is possible that even more mail votes were submitted fraudulently, but only 194 people actually voted in person after having a mail ballot submitted for them, leading to them being caught.

Missouri - The initial results of a Democratic primary in St. Louis this year were scrapped after absentee ballots were improperly recorded. The first election, which had shown incumbent Penny Hubbard winning the race, was re-done. In the special election that followed, Hubbard’s opponent, Bruce Franks, Jr., decisively won.

Florida - Deisy Penton de Cabrera was convicted in 2013 of possessing more than two ballots which belong to other voters. Cabrera was found with 12 absentee ballots of other people and was keeping a list of elderly Hispanic voters, many whom were deaf, blind, or had Alzheimer’s.

Kentucky - In Magoffin County, Ky., three people were convicted of felony voter fraud in 2016. Magoffin County Magistrate Gary Risner, Deputy County Clerk Larry Shepard, and Tami Jo Risner were discovered buying votes.

During the case, the court heard witnesses testify to being paid $50 to vote for a slate in 2014.

North Carolina - Pasco Parker, a Tennessee resident, pleaded guilty to felony voter fraud in North Carolina in 2015 after he voted in person in Tennessee, then sent in absentee ballots to Florida and North Carolina.  A North Carolina watchdog group called the “Voter Integrity Project”uncovered Parker’s fraud.

Arkansas - Democratic State Rep. Hudson Hallum, along with his father Ken Hallum and two campaign workers, were caught bribing absentee voters and tampering with ballots. They pleaded guilty and were sentenced in 2013.

Georgia - A Georgia man named Mohammad Shafiq fraudulently tampered with voter registrations during a 2012 election. Shafiq was convicted and sentenced in 2015.

Indiana - Former Indiana Secretary of State Charlie White was convicted of felony charges in 2012 after lying about his address to keep collecting a paycheck from the Fishers Town Council.

Pennsylvania - In early 2015, Pennsylvania Secretary of the Commonwealth Carol Aichele announced, “there’s potential voter fraud in Pennsylvania,” going on to say that around 731 people may have double voted in Pennsylvania.

Arizona - Arizona woman Carol Hannah voted in both Arizona and Colorado in 2010. Hannah was convicted of voter fraud in Colorado and lost her right to vote.

Iowa - An Iowa woman named Mayra Alejandra Lopez Morales pleaded guilty and was convicted in a voter fraud case in 2014. Morales, not a citizen of the United States, registered and voted in the 2012 election.

Connecticut - Former Connecticut State Rep. Christina Ayala was convicted in 2015 for election law violations. Ayala voted several times in districts where she did not live.

Kansas - Michael L. Hannum pled guilty and was convicted in Kansas for voting in both Nebraska and Kansas in 2012.

Louisiana - Louisiana man Stanley Leger pleaded guilty to buying votes in a mayoral race. Leger reportedly paid mentally impaired people to vote for a candidate he worked for.

Maryland - Wendy Rosen, a 2012 Democratic congressional candidate in Maryland, brought her campaign to an end after revelations surfaced that she voted in 2006 and 2008 in both Maryland and Florida. Rosen pleaded guilty to illegal voting in 2013.

Alaska - A Mexican man named Rogelio Mejorada-Lopez was registered to vote in Alaska and voted in several elections. He was caught and convicted in 2005.

Wisconsin - Robert Munroe, a Wisconsin resident, was convicted in 2016 of voting several times in elections throughout 2011 and 2012, and even voted twice, in two different states in the presidential election of 2012. Munroe blamed the voting on being in a “fugue state,” though several emails and texts shared in court show him encouraging friends and family to vote and donate money to candidates.

Alabama - Three women in Alabama were found guilty of various voter fraud charges in 2015 after tampering with numerous absentee ballots in a City Commissioner race.

Massachusetts - Enrico Villamaino, a Republican candidate for state representative pleaded guilty and was convicted in 2013 for various charges in voter fraud in East Longmeadow, Mass.

Ohio - In Cincinnati, Ohio, a poll worker named Melowese Richardson was convicted on four counts of illegal voting in 2013. Richardson voted twice in the 2012 presidential election, and voted three other times for her sister who is in a coma. During the trial, Richardson suggested her prosecution may be because she is black and supporting Obama.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought to You By BluesJunky - Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Friday, October 21, 2016

There's a Reason The Good Lord Put a Wide River Between Mississippi and Louisiana

Last week a Tiger had a group of boys from Mississippi come over to his house. The Tiger even let them play with his ball. But the boys from Mississippi got rowdy and started throwing the ball around in the Tiger's house and then punched him in the nose!  Now the Tiger didn't get mad, he just played with his food for awhile. After a little rest, the Tiger came out and ran 7 plays, and scored 4 touchdowns.......then ate them. 

This week another group of Mississippi boys come over to play in the Tiger's House. This group has a bad reputation (they call themselves Rebels *snork*) and are known for their bad habit of throwing balls in peoples houses. 

Now there is two things the Tiger doesn't like, besides Florida Roosters. One is people throwing the ball around in his house (the tiger has shutdown the 8th and 13th best passing offense in college football) and the second thing the Tiger dislikes is people hanging around his goal line and messing up the pretty purple and gold paint in the end zone (the Tiger has give up the fewest TDs in the nation through week 7). So those rowdy Rebel boys should take heed of what happened to the last two groups of Mississippi boys who came across the river to play in the Tiger house ........ else they might get eaten too.

Ole Miss comes into Tiger Stadium for the 105th meeting of the rivals with the #1 passing offense in the SEC and a defense last against the run, giving up 450 yds per game. No one has successfully thrown long on the Tigers yet this year, and they have the Big Mo and #7 and #5. in the backfield.  Advantage LSU.

I say Tigers by 10 

#1 Alabama v #6 Texas A&M
For all intents and proposes this IS the SEC Championship game.
This one is going to be brutal. But The Tide play a solid, basic, well executed mistake free game that can beat you ever time.  A&M may keep it close, but the tide forces mistakes....and makes you pay. ( highest scoring defense in the nation) But all is not lost for the loser of this game. A one loss SEC team would possibly be a better playoff team then a two loss ACC or Big 12 Champion.
I say The Tide by 12+   

Arkansas v Auburn
The hogs have been my upset favorites this season (2 for 2) and for some reason the sports monkey are heavily favoring the Auburn Tigers in this match. Wrong again monkeys.  Auburn hasn't beat anybody worthy yet, and won't this week either.
I say Hogs by 7
 Okay, I was wrong. Auburn is for real....

 Non prediction prediction: Unranked Penn St. will embarrass #2 Ohio St. again on national TV for the second week in a row by making the Bucknutts sweat and playing them close.   #3 Michigan continues their tough schedule of sub .500 powerhouses cupcakes.

After going 3-1 last week, Diogenes is 14-4 for the season.....

The Whiner-in-Chief Tries to Lecture Trump

Thin-skinned Obama has a propensity to blame
everyone else for his failures

from LifeZette
by Keith Koffler of WH Dossier
President Obama this week waded into the general election with his customary grace, instructing Donald Trump to stop “whining” that the contest might be rigged.
“If you start whining before the game’s even over, if whenever things are going badly for you and you lose — you start blaming somebody else — then you don’t have what it takes to be in this job,” Obama said. “I’d invite Mr. Trump to stop whining and go try to make his case to get votes.”
Obama asking someone not to whine is a bit like Miley Cyrus telling Katy Perry to put some clothes on. Obama has been whining since the moment he took office. If there’s ever been a whinier commander-in-chief, then he whined privately, because there’s no record of such incessant presidential moaning.
Obama has literally spent his entire presidency whining about his predecessor, who, in Obama’s view, left him with a task too Herculean to overcome.
As Obama failed consistently to right the economy and every “Summer of Recovery” became a winter of economic discontent, he never tired of blaming George W. Bush for the economy — even years after Bush stopped having anything to do with it.
"If we had taken office during ordinary times, we would have started bringing down these deficits immediately," Obama whined in 2010.
"I inherited a big debt," he whined in March 2011........." 

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Bill Clinton Issues Challenge to Donald Trump

MFNS - Former president Bill Clinton has weighed in on revelations that Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has exhibited appalling behavior toward women, including making sexually explicit comments as recently as 11 years ago, and socializing with scantily clad Playboy models in the 1990s.

"I’ve got to say that I’m impressed by Trump’s blatant perving," Clinton told  MFNS presidential dalliances correspondent A. Hola. 
"He possesses the unrepentant lecherousness of a real pro, a fellow for whom the words ‘hands off, creep’ mean nothing, because no one has dared to say them to him before."
However, Clinton acknowledges that if he and Trump were to go head-to-head in a perving battle, he would handily defeat the New York property developer.
"Has he ever dared to goose a female head of state while 100 reporters are watching, nor has he ever coerce a women’s volleyball team into giving him a private nudie show in the Oval Office at 2 a.m., saying it was a matter of national security? How many ladies has he actually bagged? Only 50, 60 max? When I was at the top of my game, my little black book was more like a 32-volume set of the Encyclopedia Britannica. Ol’ Hillary used to ask why I was journaling so much at night."
The former Arkansas governor and twice-elected president went on to say that the public has a right to know, once and for all, who is pervier between the two of them. 
"If you’re listening Donnie, I challenge you to an old-fashioned tell-all, just like we used to do in Arkansas, back when I was a shoeless country boy selling crickets to fishermen for nickels to buy a gander at old widow McCracken’s invalid daughter while she bathed in a feeding trough behind the barn. Just you, me, a TV crew, and the best true stories of unwanted fondling and nonconsensual humping you can muster."
"We’ll see who’s got bragging rights. Till then, sure, let the media run with their little ‘Donald Trump is a bona fide perv’ narrative. But we all know who’s the best at that game."

This is Your Brain on Liberalism

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Electronic Voting Counting. Ways to Steal an Election.

The Voting Machines In The Feature Film 'HACKING DEMOCRACY' Will Count America's Votes In The
November Elections.
HACKING DEMOCRACY follows tenacious Seattle grandmother / investigator, Bev Harris, and her band of extraordinary citizen-activists as they set out to answer one simple question: How does America count its votes? 
Proving America's votes can be stolen without a trace culminates in a duel between the Diebold corporation's voting machines and a computer hacker from Finland – with America’s democracy at stake.
The hack of the Diebold voting system in Leon County, Florida, is real. It was verified by computer scientists at UC Berkeley. 
Here's an 8 minute sample clip:

Irrelevant Land Whale's New Spectacle "TrumpLand"

"The shitshow isn't over. It appeals to the darker instinct of a country that has made some mistakes, whether it’s voting for Reagan or Nixon or Bush or the professional wrestler in Minnesota."
I know y'all are all excited to hear Michael Moore has a new movie propaganda piece. And it's probable no surprise it's not a glowing documentary about the life of Donald Trump, but just another film that no one but a full leftard will probably ever see.  So I thought I'd send this along from The Hollywood Reporter (but without all their usual starstruck drooling) to satisfy your curiosity, and so you can save your $12.50 to spent on beer, chips or another Make America Great Again Hat.  You're Welcome.
"Michael Moore has unveiled Michael Moore in TrumpLand, a surprise film he screened for the first time at New York City’s IFC Center on Tuesday night for free. The live performance film — which sees Moore speaking about the two candidates onstage, and supposing what would happen if each were to become the next U.S. president — was shot less than two weeks ago, over two consecutive nights at a venue in Wilmington, Ohio, in a county where Trump received four times as many votes as Clinton did in the primary elections. 
“To us, this was TrumpLand,” Moore explained, adding that he initially eyed the Ohio town of Licking, but was denied. “I wanted to do this not in a safe place, but in a place where we’d need a lot of security, which we had.” 
In the film, Moore notes that “white men over 35 are obsolete” in the 21st century (“Guys know it and that's why they're at the Trump rallies,” he says) and that women are not inherently problematic: “No women invented a hydrogen or atomic bomb, and no girls have gone into schools to shoot them up. … We're actually quite safe from 51 percent of the population,” he explains. “Whatever you're afraid of does not wear a dress — or a pantsuit.”
I guess there goes my theory he turned out to be the way he is because girls were beating him up for his lunch money too.... 
The movie also includes an imagined news segment that covers what would happen if Trump is inaugurated: aerial attacks on Mexican border towns, an official TV news channel operated by Breitbart and Roger Ailes, and the deportation of Rosie O'Donnell to the American Samoa. Afterward, the filmmaker discusses Clinton with the audience, playing a segment of her impassioned Wellesley commencement speech and supposing that, as Pope Francis did to the Catholic Church, Clinton can stimulate progress that benefits “the greater good” of the country. “The enemy of my enemy is who I’m voting for on Nov. 8,” he says in the film. 
"I’m gonna do something here and give people positive reasons to vote for her.  Look for the good in Hillary."  
Well,  that explains why the movie is only 73 minutes long.  

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

The Annual White House Halloween House of Horrors

from the archives:

Hillary Campaign Advisor Bob Creamer Resigns After Video Release

Monday, October 17, 2016

There's Every Indication Obama Is Not Going To Fade Away Quietly

What Coulda /Shoulda Been

Eric and Barry to lead post-Trump redistricting campaign

It's been a tradition in American politics, with only a few exceptions over the years, that a President and his #2 quietly fade into retirement or lend themselves to low visual public service. But when you're a Democrat with  ego is as large as a house and you have a need to somehow remain relevant, like fat boy Al Gore, or your old lady is running for president like Bill Clinton, you have the need to remain visible and continue to irritate the public.

Barky Obama has decided to remain in DC after his term ends, and in between golf outings and trips to Man Country, is teaming up with disgraced former Attorney General Eric Holder to make sure their type of Chicago politics will linger on; expand the crony political machine, get more people hooked on welfare of various forms, lawyer up and make sure that voter ID, a simple anti-corruption effort requirement, is fought at every turn. 

With an outsider like Donald Trump making inroads with the American electorate, the Alinskyites aren’t just going to go away. They want to infect all of our system with their urban machine tactics. Big government. Big dependence. Big politicians. Big corruption. It's the Chicago way.

"As Democrats aim to capitalize on this year’s Republican turmoil and start building back their own decimated bench, former Attorney General Eric Holder will chair a new umbrella group focused on redistricting reform—with the aim of taking on the gerrymandering that’s left the party behind in statehouses and made winning a House majority far more difficult.
The new group, called the National Democratic Redistricting Committee, was developed in close consultation with the White House. President Barack Obama himself has now identified the group—which will coordinate campaign strategy, direct fundraising, organize ballot initiatives and put together legal challenges to state redistricting maps—as the main focus of his political activity once he leaves office." - Read More
This group is not about “taking on gerrymandering.” It’s all about gerrymandering. 

A Good Monday Morning

A little Palate Cleanser for the Image Below 

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY - Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Friday, October 14, 2016

Eagles vs.Tigers

This Saturday LSU welcomes the 4-2 Southern Miss Eagles to Tiger Stadium. This is the first meeting of the teams since the 1990's. The Eagles play a hurry-up, highly productive offense who are getting a lot of attention by the sports monkey media because of Quarterback Nick Mullens, who has thrown for  1874 yds already this season and has managed to brake all the Southern Miss team records of some guy named Brett Favre. It will be interesting to see if the Eagles learned anything of the Tiger defense from the films of the Mizzou - LSU game two weeks ago, which didn't exactly work out to well for Mizzou.

After last weeks cancellation of the Florida Roosters and LSU game, the always colorful coach Oeaux said on his weekly Tiger Talk radio show Wednesday that "the Tigers are fired up, hungry, pissed-off and ready to hit something." Nothing would make the LSU faithful happier then for coach Oeaux to get his second 'W' and give Mike VI a memorable send-off with one last big home victory.

I say Tigers by 20+ 

This week, the SEC goes headlong into the meat of their conference play:

#1 Alabama v Tennessee:
The Cinderella of the SEC, the Tennessee Volunteers met their SEC West ugly step-sister Texas A&M last week and managed to give them all they could handle. This week they meet their other ugly step sister, The Crimson Tide. The Vols have been an explosive second half team, but Alabama is the best team in the nation at making half-time adjustments. They won't be able to run on the Tide, so it's to the air they will go. If the vols don't quit given up turnovers and the Tide doesn't let them hang 400 yds. on them through the air like the last two weeks, it could be a long and ugly evening for Cinderella. 
I Say Tide By 10+ 

Ole Miss v Arkansas:
The Rebels are said to be the best 2 loss team in the nation, and do have one of the best QB in college football. After the thumping by Alabama last week, the hogs will come out and play tough, and if they can run on Ole Miss they may make it a game. This is going to be a high scoring affair.
I say upset, Hogs by 6 

Missouri v Florida Roosters:
The Chickens come out from hiding under the SEC commissioner's dress to take on the Mizzou Tigers in the swamp this week. I'm not convinced Florida is as good as they're being portrayed. After the total smothering of the Mizzuo offense two weeks ago, I think Mizzou makes adjustments and finds a way to throw on them. And the roosters deserve to lose, they wear Orange and Blue together! 
The Tigers embarrass the roosters at home. 

But there will be help waiting. 
I say Missouri by 3 

After calling correct both games last week, Diogenes is 11-3 on the year.