Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, opens up the floor for your important but in the big picture irrelevant opinions and views on our continuing descent into chaos..... or whatever is on your minds.

So dawn your blogger thongs and let it rip, the floor is yours. New House Rules Apply. And don't give the Sasquatch any liquor!

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Late Night Musings From The Bathtub

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed". Thanks for letting me know for I had memorized your previous menu.

Have you ever noticed Robert De Niro always looks like his son just told him he wants to ride unicycles professionally?

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few police cars in front of another neighbor's house that no one likes.

In French you don't say "I miss You". 

You say "tu me manques" which means, "You are missing from me".   I Love That.

 Say what you will about simpler times, but I had a dozen fresh made donuts and a bottle of Baileys delivered to my house at 9:30pm tonight and all with not having to speak to another human, so I don't know... 

I have never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

The student with the worse grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides.

I'm not a control freak or anything, I just know how to fold a towel the right way. You can't start folding all willy-nilly like some linen rebel.

Can we stop screwing around and just frost the whole damn Pop Tart? We have the techknowledge.

Thank You for putting the stick figure family of 4 on your car window. Your blue mini van had me thinking you were wild and single.

There is no physical evidence this is actually Thursday, we all have to just trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.

When all this collapses, let's promise not to eat people. Everyone pinky swear. Put in your delicious pinkies.

Never,ever, underestimate the power of a gentle kiss placed on the back of a women's neck.

Ricky Don't Lose That Number

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~ Commander And Chief #46 ~

The Rise of the ‘Never Bidens’

"Donors who once worried more about Donald Trump now see Biden's bid for a second term as the greater threat to America. Joe Biden’s threat last week to freeze arms shipments to Israel along with reports that his administration is withholding intelligence about Hamas leaders’ whereabouts has reverberated throughout U.S. politics. Now, some Never Trump donors say the Biden administration’s policy toward the Jewish state is such a betrayal they’re considering jumping on board the Trump train. 

The Free Press spoke with four donors who contributed tens of millions of dollars in the last election cycle. All of them expressed their frustration with Biden’s CNN interview last Wednesday, in which he said of Israel, “if they go into Rafah, I’m not supplying the weapons that have been used historically to deal with Rafah.” Cliff Asness, a Republican donor who says he “spent well over seven figures” to support Trump’s primary opponent Nikki Haley, told The Free Press that “My ‘Never Again’ is trumping my ‘Never Trump’ these days." - Read More

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What puzzles me is that these former biden big buck supporters are turning away from biden because of the arms to Israel.  Why now, after all other ridiculous facets of *46's policies like open borders, destroying title IX and VIII protecting real female athletes, the dramatic rise of  homelessness, violent crime, the inability to fill police and military ranks, drug deaths, human trafficking, inflation, mutilation of children, and transfer of wealth to college loan deadbeats, just to name a few results of biden's will. Why weren't these problems enough to convince these folks that he should not get a second term before now?  Or, just the real possibility Biden won't make the end of his second term and Kamala what's her name would be.......I can't even say it. Doesn't that worry these donors? It should. - DS

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Would They Be Proud of Us Now?

 

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Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Big Ass Open Thread

Hear ye, Hear ye! It has come to the attention of Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, that there has been blatant, intentional and unauthorized violations of sacred house rules of The Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Big Ass Open Thread.  Therefore and subsequently, in lieu of banishment, public humiliation, waterboarding, various entertaining methods of corporal punishment, or a series of swift spankings, new, but much more strict House Rules are Hereby Posted and Henceforth, Forthwith and Without Further Delay, from This Day Forward shall be in Full Undisputed & Irreversible Effect and Enforcement until further notice:

So dawn your blogging thongs and let it rip, the floor is yours.

Joe vs. The Teleprompter

For the first couple of years of his occupation of the oval office, Biden could at least be prepped to handle a few minutes with a teleprompter. That's out the window now. Yeah, they got him pumped full of enough stimulants to yell his way through the State of the Union address, but that was a one-off.  Since then, the 'prompter has been kicking his presidential butt. He can almost make Al Sharpton's epic battles with the teleprompter look like just minor skirmishes.

The slobbering media tongue bather corps can't really keep ignoring that their standard-bearer is a slurring, babbling idiot. "It's just a childhood stutter, folks," which is the go-to excuse whenever Biden mangles his native tongue. Find me one video of Joe as a Senator stuttering. I've never seen one. Not even in the last debate with DJT in 2020.

The Democrats' flying monkeys in the mainstream media also continue to gloss over Biden's plentiful lies. They have finally allowed themselves admit that he's old, but these monumental screw-ups don't get reported on. They're in full cheerleader mode trying to drag his rotting ass over the finish line in November.

Why Biden's handlers haven't switched into basement campaign mode yet is beyond me. It's mystifying that they think there is any upside to his public appearances. The MSM hacks like to say he is "fiery" when he manages to rant for a minute or two. He really just keeps coming off as a crazy old man like he did at Morehouse College and the NAACP last week. They know he can't make another 4 years....but then again, maybe that's been the plan all along. Next up.......You Know Who. 

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Don't Laugh. Stranger Things Have Happened.

“My take is that the US is incredibly unstable right now, and could go in almost any imaginable direction between now and election day, as well as unimaginable ones.”- John Michael Greer

Did you notice that it took just a little bit of internal chaos to alert the Party of Chaos that maybe chaos wasn’t the greatest thing to be the party of? Something went awry the past weeks when thousands of creamy coeds on every campus across America donned the keffiyeh and, in effect, demanded submission to history’s most notorious misogynist cult. It struck a most cacophonous chord among progressives, like Kumbaya as orchestrated by Karlheinz Stockhausen. To awaken from Wokery, you see, is a brutal shock to the brain.

And so, every big dog in the Democratic Party’s doghouse came out barking against the current direction of the Democratic Party — that is, over an electoral cliff, lemming-style. Bill Clinton lamented at the Milken Conference that “the political rewards of grievance politics and name-calling and being negative have been so immense that nobody could give’em up. That’s what this whole shebang has come down to now.” James Carville had a veritable nervous breakdown on X: “It’s going the wrong way, it’s not working". Fareed Zakaria over on CNN confessed that “None of this is playing out the way I thought it would.” Gee, really?

None of them could bring themselves to actually name the doddering donkey in the room, “Joe Biden.” Nor did they dare call out the stage manager behind the old Joe-from-Scranton show, Barack Obama, not exactly coasting into his fourth term, as expected. They’re all surprised the way things are turning out. And, of course, “JB” himself did not come out of his Rehoboth Beach hidey-hole after declaring no more bullets and missiles for you, Israel, which landed amongst the Party’s donor class like a tear-gas bomb.

Hillary Clinton popped up on the Morning Joe show wearing royal purple to remind the audience that Donald Trump is another Hitler, threatening “the sanctity of the Constitution” and adding “maybe this will be our last election.” If she’s putting herself up as possible last-minute replacement for the ever more ghostly “Joe Biden,” she was not so crass as to say so. The party will have to come pleading to her on its knees, hoping she can once again muster the legions of indignant women to oppose the wicked Golden Golem of Greatness — who was, that very day, on display in a Manhattan courtroom having to endure the jibes of the paradigmatic wronged woman. What else have they got, really? Gavin Newsom?

If Mr. Trump is Hitler, then think of Mr. Newsom as Godzilla with hair gel. Imagine what he could do to the whole USA after trashing California, as he has managed to do. Across the Sunday morning news digests there was talk about “a landslide win,” and even more amazed chatter about RINOs and Never-Trumpers returning to the folds of the Golden Golem’s heavenly garment, as though Mr. Trump had virtually Jeezified himself through a year of tribulation.

Will the Democrats just go through the motions the next six months, awaiting execution? The shadow of the gibbet looms in their nightmares. Their lawfare schtick was one thing, a kind of fun-and-games compared to what’s coming at them: the actual law, trials for more serious crimes than mere book-keeping errors and mis-pricing real estate valuations.

One way or another, they could jam Hillary into this psychodrama. Stay tuned for a couple of medical emergencies. First, Kamala Harris will resign on account of a sudden “health problem” that prevents her from attending to her duties. Cancer will be implied but not spelled out. “Joe Biden” will appoint HRC of the Purple Pantsuit as veep. Three weeks later, “JB” will submit his resignation for medical reasons, and nobody will need to ask why. Voila! The first woman president, she-whose-turn-has-finally-come, flies triumphantly out of the Democratic Convention in her hometown, Chicago, like Rodan the Flying Reptile emerging from the mythic volcano, cawing her battle-cry across the land. The Golden Golem answers with a roar. The great re-match is on! -- James Howard Kunstler@Clusterfuck Nation

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Completely plausible, except Kamala the Token wouldn't step down if she went deaf and dumb and lost both hands. This would call for a diversion......like one of those mysterious tragic horrible accidents that seem to happen at convenient times. - DS

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Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, opens up the floor for your important but in the big picture irrelevant opinions and views on our continuing descent into chaos..... or whatever is on your minds. So dawn your blogger thongs and let it rip, the floor is yours. Regular house rules apply. And use don't give the sasquatch any liquor!

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The 2024 Presidential Election Debates.

This Just In from Middle Finger News Service:

MFNS - The White House CNN announced it will host a "totally upfront, above board and non- prejudicial presidential debate between the 46th President of the United States & much Loved Leader of the Free World, Joe Biden, and the Twice Impeached & Soon to be Convicted Felon, Donald Trump", this June to be held in its old Atlanta studios, possibly in Ted Turner’s old rumpus room. The event would be held without an audience to avoid disruption and demonstration as well as a time delay for the ability to edit wrong speak  and gaffs in real time.

The White House CNN chose as debate mods the totally indisputable respected and unbiased news anchors Jake Tapper and some blond chick with a narrow head named Dana, who both portray journalist on the network daily for nursing homes and dive bars all across America. No word if whether the debate organizers would include an onstage mental competency assessment by a real doctor not named Gupta, or if a drug screen for debate enhancing drugs have yet to be announced.

In Case You Hadn't Heard......

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Just Please Don't Call Us Bigots!

“The West is currently suffering from such a devastating pandemic, a collective malady that destroys people’s capacity to think rationally,” the 59-year-old Saad wrote at the beginning of his book. “Unlike other pandemics where biological pathogens are to blame, the current culprit is composed of a collection of bad ideas, spawned on university campuses, that chip away at our edifices of reason, freedom, and individual dignity.”

h/t Cultural Offering

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When Your Horse Turns Out to be Just Another Ass.

 "It's going the wrong way!" Latest Poll Analysis by the Frustrated Ol' Cajun Coot Carville. 

James Carville is frustrated that Trump is 'more ahead than he's ever been', and that Democrat tactics are 'not working':
"It's going the wrong way. It's not working.Everything we're that throwing is spaghetti at a wall, and none of it is sticking, me included.
We gotta try to… pic.twitter.com/OAMsDA37Ng

— Eric Abbenante (@EricAbbenante) May 10, 2024

*BURP*

Biden Goes Full Biden.

During an interview with CNNLOL last night, when confronted with the facts that just about everything from food to housing cost 20-30% more since he was installed, the nation's Village Idiot stated that no one has ever "had the run we’ve had in terms of creating jobs and bringing down inflation. It was 9% when I came into office, 9%."

Yeah he actually said that with a serious look on his face (see video below). Truth is, the inflation rate hit its peak of 9.1% by June, 2022. A full year and a half after his installation. The CPI inflation reading for January 2021, when *46 was sworn in and December 2020, the month before, were both 1.4%.  Gee, looks like somebody had a handle on things back then. 

But like a well seasoned leftist politician these days, he dodged any blame. "People are right to be concerned about greed from corporations."

"Greed from corporations?" That may be true of the blood sucking "Big Pharma" who are one of Biden's biggest campaign contributors for the last 50 years. But that's fresh coming from the guy who launched inflation by driving up transportation, fuel and labor cost, new stricter mountains of regulations, in turn driving up insurance and operating cost for businesses, all that are passed on to the consumer in order to remain profitable.  But this nitwit goes on to talk about overpriced Snickers Bars and "people have a right to be concerned, ordinary people. If you take a look at what people have, they have the money to spend."   

Sounds like something Squinty Joe Scarborough would whisper in Biden's ear on one of his admitted frequent nighty-night phone calls while the maid hoses down Mika on the veranda. 

I sometime wonder if Joe even remembers who he is in the morning before someone calls him Mr. President? Or if he really is as controlled and steered as he appears to be.

And here it's easy to see why they don't let him do press conferences.... 
 

SAVAGE: CNN just aired the most brutal 2-minute takedown of Joe Biden’s Presidency during an interview with him as a reporter hurls rapid-fire reality checks to his FACE:

"Voters trust Trump more on the economy."

"Housing prices have doubled"

"Real income is down after… pic.twitter.com/OeJ4AE6BXa

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) May 8, 2024

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"Gallows Humor and Talk of Escape"

"At Washington dinner parties, dark jokes abound about where to go into exile if the former president reclaims the White House." That's the subheadline of a NYT piece by Peter Baker, "Gallows Humor and Talk of Escape: Trump’s Possible Return Rattles Capital."

“It’s definitely been a topic of conversation,” said Steven A. Cook, a Middle East scholar at the Council on Foreign Relations. Mr. Cook has no personal reason to fear Mr. Trump’s “retribution” but dreads the onset of a more autocratic form of government like that he has seen in places like Egypt and Pakistan.

His possible refuge? Abu Dhabi, he said, acknowledging the irony that “a little Jewish kid from Long Island” might feel safer in the United Arab Emirates than his homeland. 

“Perhaps because we’re in Washington and it’s a bubble, maybe we’re overplaying it,” Mr. Cook said. “But it’s not as hard to imagine as it once was. Until relatively recently, I shared the idea that the United States was sprinkled in fairy dust and it couldn’t happen here. But too much has happened and maybe it could.”

With Mr. Cook, leaving is just talk for now. But others are going further. They have researched family history to see if they could qualify for a passport from, say, Ireland, Poland or Germany. They have been updating passports and looking for property to buy in Europe. Some have hired lawyers to explore their options...." [snip]

If only there were some history of DJT as a leader of a country in which Mr. Cook could base his fears upon to go from fear to rational decision. And maybe he could compare the treatment of Jews in this country now and 4 years ago. If only there were information available. If only... 

They always say they're going to leave....... and then the bitches never do. 

Notorious WH Photobomber Surfaces at Met Gala

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Sunday Soothingness

Just for you, because your Blog Editrix loves each and every one of you, another bit of Sunday Soothingness, a choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Editrix's personal digs. Here is a nice track from my gurl, Mrs. Elvis Costello, along with a few friends doing her cover of the classic "Love Me Like a Man" from her 2004 CD "The Girl In The Other Room".

 

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Biden Continues His Streak of Saying Stupid Sh*t

Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida hurries from meeting with Bullshit Brandon

 

After demonstrating almost unbelievable weakness as a leader by blowing up promising middle east peace plans with arab countries the Trump administration worked out, angering our ally Israel and setting the stage for Oct 7th massacre, Biden now turns and badmouths our major ally in the pacific, Japan.

While attempting to speak coherently at a campaign fundraiser in Washington to mark the beginning of Asian American, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander Heritage Month, biden calls Japan "Xenophobic" because "they don’t want immigrants.”

Biden’s gaffe underscores his radical policy on immigration. The Biden administrates operates an unpopular economic policy of Extraction Migration. “This colonialism-like policy extracts vast amounts of human resources from needy countries, reduces beneficial trade, and uses the imported workers, renters, and consumers to grow Wall Street and urban economies, such as New York,” 

"The migrant inflow has successfully forced down Americans’ wages and also boosted rents and housing prices. The inflow has also pushed many native-born Americans out of careers in a wide variety of business sectors and contributed to the rising death rate of poor Americans. 

The lethal policy also sucks jobs and wealth from heartland states by subsidizing coastal investors with a flood of low-wage workers, high-occupancy renters, and government-aided consumers.The population inflow also reduces the political clout of native-born Americans, because the population replacement allows elites to divorce themselves from the needs and interests of ordinary Americans."

It’s not something diplomatic to say about one of America’s closest allies,” Jeffrey Hall, Japanese studies lecturer at Kanda University of International Studies in Chiba, Japan, told CNBC. “So it just strikes me as something that was unnecessary to say in this context. It will sound like America is once again talking down to the Japanese.”

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UCLA Pizza Party & Hamas Lovefest Rudely Interrupted by Law Enforcement.

After the 4th warning to disperse and a large pizza delivery at midnight, the LAPD, California Hwy. Patrol and La County Sheriff's Dept decided it's time to interrupt the Hamas lovefest.

With a soundtrack of an eerie chorus of "intifada revolution forever"

 and "from the river to the sea" the cop finally moved in.

All the early arrest were females, put to the front as fodder by the brave male protestors just like their hero hamas hide behind women and children.