Showing posts with label Earl of Taint. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Earl of Taint. Show all posts

Saturday, June 12, 2021

EARL FIXED IT FOR THEM. 🤣🤣

TIME cover blasted for over-the-top attempt to make Biden ‘look cool’ ahead of Putin meeting. 

Earl Fixed It For Them.......

Thursday, March 11, 2021

Throwback Thursday - Joe Biden's Virus Protection Tips For Democrat Voters

It's been one long year since the Chinese Lug Rot Pandemic was officially declared. Today we look back at then Presidential candidate Joe Biden's expert pandemic survival advice that no doubt made him a hero and saved numerous lives of his democrat constituency........  
 
 EARL DONE THIS

from the Dank Archives of DMF- Tuesday, March 10, 2020


~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage! ~

Sunday, February 21, 2021

Your Sunday Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix turns things over to you, the readers.
Post your links. Say your piece.

EARL DONE THIS 

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

To the Fans of Earl of Taint....

It would be nice if y'all dropped by and check out Earl's latest post, and leave a little love. 

Earl of Taint.com

Sunday, May 3, 2020

POLL: Joe Biden's Top Five VP Picks

 MFN Political Correspondent Earl Done This
(poll margin of error +/- kinda maybe 50% or so)  

Sunday, September 29, 2019

Their Numbers Are Growing........

No Surprise They’re Organizing The Filthy Dirty Rat Fink
 Retarded Liars Community.

EARL Done This (Clicky for Bigification)

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Are You Too Masculine For Your Own Good? We Can Help

New MedSpa Aims To Cash In On Masculinity Reduction Craze

EARL Done This

Monday, February 12, 2018

PoonChang Olympic Update

BULLETIN- 2/12:  Despite Kim Jong Un's Ugly Sister Yo grabbing the American Media's full praise and filling their drool cups to the brim for giving VP Mike Pence the Stink Eye at the opening ceremonies, and the fact Global Warming has delayed many of the scheduled outside events due to  cold and windy conditions, this weekends real action and news took place inside on the IceHere are just a few highlights from this weekend:
The flamboyant Mike Pence hating gay Ice Skater, Adam Rippon, got his panties in a twist for only placing 3rd in his portion of the team competition Sunday. So good was he, his Rump Ranger commentator friend Johnnie Weir said, “Had me quaking.”  Note to Adam: Don't act more effeminate than the female skaters on the team and stop dressing like Nancy Kerrigan.....then maybe you will impress the judges, just sayin..... 
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In the women's portion of the team skating event, the sole female member of the Palestinian National Ice Team, Hadia Mohammad Tashid, shown here after her failed attempt at the first ever "Quaduple axel-backflip-triple toe loop reverse spin salchow" in ice skating competition, just after she lost her place on the ice when her Hijab slipped down over her face. The Palestinian team finish 26th, just edging out the team from Somalia.


In one of the biggest upsets of the night, the Canadians swept the Skateless Ice Dancing Pairs competition after the odds on favored World Champion Team from Spain, seen here executing their signature "Barcelona Butt Spin", scored low on style points after making uncharacteristic mistakes. 

Update: 
Although he is barred by governments from entering almost every country on the the Asian Continent, MFNS Ace Correspondent, Earl Of Taint ,has managed to sneak into South Korea to give us his first-person report from the PoonChang Olympic Games. 
Earl sent along a this excellent report complete with pictures of this weekends skating competition.

Shown here is the creepy NORK Cheer Squad cheering North Korean No Phuc Du during 5000 meter Speed Skating Team elimination finals.

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Terror Comes to My Little Corner of the World


Initially Reported As A Terrorist Attack

No one is 100% safe. Terror can strike anywhere, when you least expect it just as it did here where I live on an autumn afternoon in peaceful North Louisiana this weekend.  Fortunately for me, I was in far away Tiger Stadium enjoying LSU brutalize the Texas Aggies and didn't have to personally witness the unthinkable act of despicable humanity visited upon some of my fellow citizens.  You can Read The News Account HERE.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

A Special Middle Finger News Investigative Report

Breaking – Exclusive MFNS Special Report On The Possible Connection Between American Airlines Small But Cocky Customer Service Berserker And His/Her Alleged Modeling For Adult Themed Gag Products That Shame Those Who Are Short, Fat, Bald-Headed And Practically Dickless.


Read the entire shocking report HERE, and related story HERE

NOTE: The Editor denies any involvement in a bawdy, ladies-only celebration of impending nuptials. *cough *

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Monday, August 22, 2016

White House Denies Rumors Of Zika Outbreak on Martha’s Vineyard

MFNS- The White House moved quickly to squelch growing rumors of a possible Zika virus outbreak on Martha’s Vineyard Sunday evening. The rumors were sparked by the shocking appearance of the President and First Lady when they returned from their annual summer vacation on the island.

Pictures from the press pool seems to indicate that something is very wrong.
You can read the complete report Here.

Friday, May 13, 2016

Y'all Give Earl a Big Round of Applause!

A few years ago, I came across an image that really made me laugh out loud. A reverse image search led me to "Earl of Taint".  The few post I found there were absolutely hilarious. Earl and I quickly became friends, and I, one of his Biggest Fans. His unique wit and talent put him in a special class. And he has gone on to carved out his own niche in the world of humorous conservative agitprop. (take a scroll through his archives)

If you are not already a fan of "Earl of Taint", you haven't been there!

Today is Earl's 4th Blogiversary. And I Congratulate you Earl on a job well done, and we look forward to seeing what comes from that 
unique mind of yours in the future. ♥


Now, Y'all go by and give Earl a Shout!


Saturday, May 7, 2016

Being President Is Hard

2009
2012
2016

Read Further of the Immense Trials and Tribulations of a President
Here