Showing posts with label Earl of Taint. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Earl of Taint. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 26, 2024

Your Big Ass Mid Week Open Thread & Presidential Debate Commentary Post

Now Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows we all will probable tune in to Great Debate, if even for just a peek, to see our two Great Elder Statesmen {insert laugh track here} spend ninety minutes spouting stats, denying responsibility and calling each other liars. Joey B. has been down at the retreat cramming info into blank spaces in his head to memorize things he has no idea was done in his name, while DJT has chosen the freeball it and just make Joe defend his horrendous record. 

It's 45 vs *46. 

*46 and his Debate Secret Weapon 

Unfortunately, Your Beloved Blog Editrix's presence is necessary at the musical note capturing facility during the debate time, but will be monitoring from time to time the debate audio via FM, along with this post via the magical hand held Samsung communication thingy. The MSNBC after debate commentary team, led by the esteemed and always vivacious Joy Reid and the hunky Ricky Maddow, should be comical. 

And Earl was keen enough to dig up the 411 on some of the MSNBC Post Debate Panel and colleagues and their the goings on pre-debate: 

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 Spokeshuman's statement from Earl's Report
"Joy Reid’s Hairless (Heads only) Summer is going on now and the whole MSPSD crew is joining in support! We do want to thank the fine Caregivers from What’s Left of Your Life Head Injury Rehabilitation Home for bringing over Lawrence O’Donnell to be part of the event, He’s come so far in his recovery from that head-on crash into the men’s room toilet rim at Fistme Freddy’s. We couldn’t be prouder of our friend, good ol’ Birdbath Giraffe…snicker. Also Kudos to Chris Hayes in his efforts to replace Brian Stelter’s role as the standard Effeminate Media Fanboy and Hairless Fragile Rotunded Potato. Chris is practically a lock".
I therefore open up the floor. So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Share Ye Links & Bicker.
And I'd really like to hear your comments on the debate, during or after. 

Tuesday, June 18, 2024

Two New From The Meme King

Earl just posted this most excellent interpretation of DMF's favorite Kickball, MSNBC's Live Action Cartoon 'Squinty & Meat Puppet in the Morning'. I thought Mika's unshaven chest hair was a nice show of solidarity since Squinty Joe's recent tragic diagnosis of 'Rapid Testicular Regression' and 'Negative Testosterone Level'. ðŸ™„ We're talking True Love here people. 


And one more starring everyone's favorite ancient Pop Philosophist "Aris T" in a scene that only Earl could come up with! ðŸ¤£

Wednesday, May 15, 2024

In Case You Hadn't Heard......

 Earl Is Back. And As Prolific As Ever. Go See the One and Only...



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~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage!~

Sunday, July 30, 2023

That Time We Hired Joe Biden to Work For Us

 From the Dank Archives of Middle Finger News Service. - February 1, 2015

Bulletin: 
For Immediate Release

MFNS WORLD HQS.

"Middle Finger News Service, LLC (MFNS) one of the world’s largest and most admired media conglomerates announced today the addition of a new science reality show to their spring prime time cable lineup.  Hosted by Vice President Joe Biden, each hour long episode will demonstrate the laws of nature as they impact our lives in everyday situations. Appearing as “Uncle Joe”, the ever-affable and proto-clueless Biden had previewers rolling in the aisles as he explains basic forces like gravity, resistance, fluid dynamics, energy/friction/heat and the physics of maple syrup in the context of walking, hitting your head, hair restoration and swimming naked with the grandkids....."   

Monday, July 24, 2023

The Idiotarod

EARL DONE THIS (click to biggify & and zoom in on the map) ðŸ¤£

Thursday, June 15, 2023

He Smirks. The Media Shrugs.

46 & DOJ. They’re all tied up together. Greatest crime syndicate ever.

EARL DONE THIS

Thursday, February 9, 2023

Riveting New Documentary Film By Director E. Taint

 Children Will Study This International Crisis Triumph For Decades


Earl Done This Arts (Click Image To Make Biggie)

Note from US Ministry of Truth: "Chinese Spy Balloon" is a Xenophobic microaggression.
The new term is "Alleged Gas Filled Reconnaissance Floaty Thing." 
That is all.

Saturday, June 12, 2021

EARL FIXED IT FOR THEM. 🤣🤣

TIME cover blasted for over-the-top attempt to make Biden ‘look cool’ ahead of Putin meeting. 

Earl Fixed It For Them.......

Thursday, March 11, 2021

Throwback Thursday - Joe Biden's Virus Protection Tips For Democrat Voters

It's been one long year since the Chinese Lug Rot Pandemic was officially declared. Today we look back at then Presidential candidate Joe Biden's expert pandemic survival advice that no doubt made him a hero and saved numerous lives of his democrat constituency........  
 
 EARL DONE THIS

from the Dank Archives of DMF- Tuesday, March 10, 2020


~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage! ~

Sunday, February 21, 2021

Your Sunday Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix turns things over to you, the readers.
Post your links. Say your piece.

EARL DONE THIS 

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

To the Fans of Earl of Taint....

It would be nice if y'all dropped by and check out Earl's latest post, and leave a little love. 

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