Friday, July 29, 2022

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You Will Have to Excuse Me.......

Your Blog Editrix has been requested to remove herself from this daily endeavor for today.  Furthermore, I have been asked to hand off all work that requires my attention to my most excellent assistant for the day, shut off my work phones, darken the computers screens and relax.

For you see, today is the anniversary of the day Lydia Marie and the Good Lord brought me into the world.

So it's lunch at the Gun Club, a late dinner in town at the Remington, and maybe an overnight stay for breakfast.

But fear not! I have Middle Finger Symphony Theater cued up for you later this evening. Enjoy! 

Thursday, July 28, 2022

The Entire Democrat Midterm Platform in 22 Seconds.

You'll be hearing these words with ever increasing frequency as we get closer to November because they are nationalizing the Midterms. If you disagree with them, you're a Fascist! 

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

We're #1, We're #1....

America Leads the World in Monkeypox Cases!
WSJ- "The U.S. has reported more than 3,400 confirmed or suspected monkeypox cases, federal data showed, becoming the country with the most known infections..." 
The outbreak has largely been recorded among men who have sex with men, as the virus exploits social networks among people in close contact. This is already a concern, but spreading more broadly means the potential added challenge of trying to educate and protect a broader population, health experts said...."
The government knows that a specific behavior spreads monkeypox but doesn't dare attempt to discourage that behavior. They know monkeypox has spread primarily through gay sex, which is why the outbreak has been almost entirely among gay and bisexual men. But no one’s telling them to knock it off. 

This, of course, is the exact opposite of what we saw with covid when pretty much everything that qualified as normal human behavior was shamed as an act of mass murder: hugs, visits, going to the beach, attending school… And the coronavirus was a viral infection. But gay sex is a-okay!

Don’t worry, America. Help is on the way… The White House is about to name a “Monkeypox Coordinator,” so that should solve everything. Yo, Kamala!

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Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Democrats Can’t Run From Their Extremist Votes

Democrats are now desperate to separate themselves from the Doddering Old Man in the WH and his far-left agenda they once so smugly embraced ahead of the midterm elections this fall. In particular, Chuck Schumer's little cult of incumbent Senate Democrats. Given the heft of the far-left agenda and wealth of extremist votes pushed by Schumer since Jan 2021, that idea seems to be little more than wishful thinking.

Passing Tax Hikes and Massive Spending, ironically called Biden's "American Rescue Plan" and the $1.2 trillion + "infrastructure" bill, which contained little in the way of hard infrastructure. We were warned that this spending would set off inflationary pressures of a kind not seen in a generation. Since these bills were passed, inflation has outpaced wage growth every single month. Every single Democrat Senator that voted in favor of the American Rescue Plan also voted for the infrastructure bill, meaning that every single one is responsible for the inflation those bills caused.

After winning the slimmest possible majority in 2020, Democrats embarked on a campaign to either rig or destroy the institutions of American democracy, including the sacredness of the secret ballot, the Electoral College, the Supreme Court, the U.S. Senate, and Citizenship itself. They called their nasty little scheme the "For the People Act", an underhanded attempt to federalize elections and outlaw popular election integrity measures like Voter ID and bans on ballot harvesting, as well as expand government censorship of political speech, instituted public funding of political campaigns and just generally eliminate state’s rights to conduct their own elections.

Schumer has made clear that, if they can pick up even one seat in the Senate this fall, he will move again to abolish the centuries-old filibuster rule that protects minority rights in the Senate chamber, but also move quickly on other efforts effectuating a Washington takeover of elections, pack the Supreme Court, pack the Senate by adding new blue states, and eliminate the Electoral College, thus allowing a few heavily-populated blue cities and states to decide presidential elections.

While gaslighting American taxpayers about the border being secure, Democrats have exacerbated the border crisis by voting in favor of policies that encourage more illegal immigration. Monthly border apprehensions have already shattering records and the border is being overrun. While taxpayers struggle, Senate Democrats voted against a bill last year that would have prevented billions in taxpayer money from going to illegal aliens as part of the American Rescue Plan. Senate Democrats also shot down a bill to “prohibit illegal aliens with criminal records from receiving conditional or lawful permanent resident status in the United States.”

These votes send a dangerous message to the world that illegal alien criminals will be rewarded, not punished, for breaking U.S. laws. Heading into the midterm elections, Biden did no one any favors when he said “48 out of 50 Senators vote with me 95% of the time.” While Democrats may now try to escape culpability for the many problems Americans face, their voting record is something they can’t hide from and should have their nose rubbed in it like puppy shit. 

And yes, our way of life and system of government is in danger. Explaining these disastrous votes may well be one of the best ways to make the case to America why we are at this point and why it’s time to flush some turds out of Washington.

Sunday, July 24, 2022

MFS Sunday Afternoon Blues Theater

Your Blog Editrix Favorite Blues Tunes Culled From Her Personal Record Collection
From the Album "Bless It's Pointed Little Head" - The Fillmore West, 1968

Friday, July 22, 2022

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Oh No! CNN's New Chief Said To Be Trying To Woo Our Squinty & Meat Puppet

CNN’s new Chief Chris Licht is rumored to allegedly be in in “secret talks” to poach MSNBC mainstays Squinty Joe Scarborough and Meat Puppet Brzezinski away from the network according to a report in Radar Online. Licht was formerly executive producer of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” and is interested in hiring Joe and Mika as part of his overhaul of a failing CNN.

Both Scarborough and Brezezinski have contracts running through the end of the year and it’s unclear how Joe and Mika would fit into the overall strategy of the CNN's boss valiant attempt at doing hard news. (insert laugh track here)

It looks to me Licht is going for ratings rather than a hard news approach for now because Squinty and Meat Puppet, while highly rated, have forgotten what hard news is and are just MSNBC's morning kickoff of the network's day long lunatic anti-Trump rantings.

I think Licht is barking up dead wood here considering the new digs would entail all new staff. Mika would have to find a new Botox source and concrete expert to apply her makeup, and Joe a new hair stylist to mess his hair ever morning. And what about their sidekick, lil' 'Willie the Pip', who takes over the show while Mika grabs a vodka and a Marlboro, and Joe slams a door on his nuts for motivation for his daily angry rant.

I mean they have all these cool graphic done just for them and they don't have to go any where near Tater Stelter. And what about their usual guest commentators like the mumbling twins, WaPo columnist Eugene Robinson and Al Sharpton, and bulbous head Max Boot and the bitter old witch, disgraced Sen. Claire McCaskill, or those pervert Lads from the Lincoln Project? They can't take them all with them!

Unless there is enough monetary motivation to throw their long time friends overboard for a new gig, I'm not seeing it. Unless the steadily decomposing Andrea Mitchell is to much the endure, why bail from a leaky boat onto a sinking ship?   

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

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Tuesday, July 19, 2022

The Krazy Old Bat Warned Us. We Laughed.

Not long past, some Krazy Old Bat pronounced "It Takes a Village to Raise a Child". We laughed because we understood not what it portended. People who now call themselves Progressive did. But first, let's clear the air about the word "Progressive". We are talking a sort of slight of hand here. Progressive philosophy is rooted in 19th century Marx and his extreme anti-democratic socialist philosophy, and radical social reformer and education philosopher, John Dewey, who believed education is the fundamental method of radical social progress and reform.

They are rooted early 20th century racist and eugenicists ideas of Margret Sanger, and the mid century sex researcher & homosexual pedophile, Alfred Kinsey. Let's be clear, what progressives put forth is not progress as presented today. They are mostly regurgitated stale idealistic machinations left to survive in the minds of idealist academics. Pure and simple, It's Regression. And we should start calling the advocates what they really are, Regressives.

Not a day goes by we don't hear some kind of policy coming from regressives that are rooted in just these four examples. There are many more unnamed people and principals besides these few. We laughed at that Krazy Old Bat and her pronouncement. Perhaps we should have taken it as a warning.

A 90 percent minority District?

The Selected Papers of  Margaret Sanger, Volume 2, contains a speech to supporters (edited out in post 1980 editions) that the "weeds" (non white races) in the human race should be kept under control or eliminated. Planned Parenthood has followed her direction ever since its founding and has succeeded far beyond her wildest dreams. This does fit with the Democrat' racist view of minorities. They are their necessary 'useful idiots'.

From Breitbart: 
"Taxpayers should be horrified that the Norwalk-La Mirada USD is considering a partnership with Planned Parenthood, Parents Defending Education president and founder Nicole Neily told Fox News. The fact that the contract specifically notes that ‘under California law minors have the right to consent to reproductive health services without parental consent or notification’ is appalling in and of itself. 
Referring to the possibility of students being referred to off-campus clinics for “services not offered,” Neily continued, “Other Planned Parenthood clinics do provide gender-affirming hormone therapy, so there is a very real possibility students will be referred off-campus to receive this treatment – again, with zero parental notification. 
To add insult to injury, there is no way for parents to EVER obtain this information, as the contract asserts that all medical records are to be maintained by Planned Parenthood...."
Again, perhaps we should have taken the Krazy Old Bat's words as a warning. Since the pandemic, "The Village" and it methods used to sway young minds have come to light for all to see, a cancer on the countries minds and bodies.

Just a brief glance at social media makes it clear it's not just a Village we're dealing with. But a Village of the Damned.

~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage! ~

Sunday, July 17, 2022

Another Episode of “You Can’t Make This Sh*t up Because Left-Wing Loons Already Did”. #259

RS - Given the left’s hellbent drive to label virtually everything in — and about —America as “racist,” this nutjob story should come as no surprise to anyone. My fellow Americans: some of the names we give our dogs are racist. Who knew?

According to a Social Psychology Quarterly study, a disparity in adoption times for dogs exists based on “racial associations” with the names we give America’s favorite pets. Bottom line? Dogs with “white-sounding” names are more quickly adopted than dogs with black- or Hispanic-sounding names.

Social Psychology Quarterly asks, “almost” as if the leftist “study” was conducted with a conclusion already in mind, simply so the study could then be presented as further “proof” that that in “racist” America, nothing is untouchable — including the names we give our furry friends.

I want to be fair, here. But this ridiculous “study” is insane in its depth, breadth, graphs, charts, mathematical equations, myriad of footnotes, and whatever else the authors apparently assumed they needed to “prove” their race-obsessed assumptions about “racially-associated” dog names — a conclusion I have no doubt was reached before the study was conducted.

As noted by Campus Reform, correlations were largely concentrated around pit bulls, “a breed that is stereotyped as dangerous and racialized as Black,” according to the study. Incidentally, pit bulls aren’t my thing, based primarily on their sometimes affinity for ripping to shreds random innocents or even their owners, but they do seem to get their share of negative press, but I digress.
Hypothesis 1: Dogs with White-sounding names will have shorter times to adoption, compared to dogs with names that are not perceived as White. Dogs with Black- and Hispanic-sounding names will have longer times to adoption, compared to dogs with names that are not perceived as Black or Hispanic. 
Hypothesis 2: The effects of racialized names will be stronger among pit bulls than among other breeds. Pit bulls with White-sounding names will have shorter times to adoption, compared to pit bulls with names that are not perceived as White. Pit bulls with Black- and Hispanic-sounding names will have longer times to adoption, compared to pit bulls with names that are not perceived as Black or Hispanic. 
Hypothesis 3: Nonhuman names will be associated with shorter times to adoption, compared to dogs with names that are perceived as human.
And off to the analytical-to-the-max races, the study’s authors went. 

Just one problem. Try as I might, and I might have missed a table or two along the way after my eyes glazed over, but I didn’t see a single example of a “white-sounding” or “racially-associated” dog name example. Perhaps these “brilliant” academicians are suggesting it’s similar to the old definition of porn: hard to define, but you know it when you see it.

Dr. Nefertiti A. Walker, Ph.D., Professor and Vice-Chancellor at the University of UMass Amherst, who muses about such “critical” issues as culture, exclusion, inclusion, and equity, was eagerly all in:
"Fascinating research that supports the resiliency of racialized names and the pervasiveness of anti-Blackness. Must read work."

Regardless, this ridiculous, scientific-y “study” within the no-longer hallowed halls of academia is just one more effort to racialize every aspect of America that race-obsessed useful idiots eagerly vomit on America.

Friday, July 15, 2022

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Thursday, July 14, 2022

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Wednesday, July 13, 2022

Two New Studies Drain the Juice out of Biden's Electric Vehicle Schtick

Excerpted from RedState 

It’s all about the environment, you people.  In the eyes of the “climate change” obsessed, Green New Deal lefties, that is. Hence, Joe Biden and Democrats continue to lecture everyday Americans about the nirvana of electric vehicles (EV) — Americans who remain outraged over Biden’s skyrocketing gas prices.

Now, two new studies suggest that Biden and the Democrats are full of either don’t know what they’re talking about, lying, or both. Yeah, I know; both possibilities would be “shocking.” [eye-roll emoji] 

Based on separate studies published by the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) and the highly respected J.D. Power, electric vehicles are worse for the environment than gas-powered vehicles, and battery-electric vehicles (EVs). And plug-in hybrid vehicles have more quality issues than gas-powered vehicles.

The American Economic Review summed it up nicely:
"The comparison between a gasoline vehicle and an electric one is really a comparison between burning gasoline or a mix of coal and natural gas to move the vehicle."
Joe? Coal, Joe. You know how much you hate coal, man. This is not a good look at all, Joe.

As noted by the Federalist:
And have you considered the reliability of EVs — which cost considerably more than gas-powered vehicles — in comparison to gas-powered cars?. J.D. Power has — as noted by the Federalist: "Owners of electric or hybrid vehicles cite more problems than do owners of gas-powered vehicles. The latter vehicles average 175 problems per 100 vehicles (PP100), hybrids average 239 PP100, and battery-powered cars, and plug-in hybrid vehicles have more quality issues than gas-powered vehicles."
"Given the average cost of an electric car is roughly $60,000, about $20,000 more than the cost of a gas-powered car, it seems owners of EVs didn’t get the value they deserve."
So come on man, this isn’t about you and your wallet. Sacrifice. Even more so than you already are [sarcasm], you selfish capitalists.

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

Pass The Hot Sauce...

First Speechwriter: “We need to figure out a way to make all these Hispanic people we’re lumping together under ‘Latinx’ feel unique.”

Second Speechwriter: “That’s like Mexican or something, right? Don’t they all eat tacos?”

First Speechwriter: “Yeah, but… needs more oomph… BREAKFAST tacos! They’ll eat that up. And they'll swoon at Dr. Jill's progressive vision!

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Squinty & Meat Puppet and Co. Beclown Themselves Standing Up for Kamala

Monday, our favorite kickball, the blathering duo of Squinty Joe Scarborough and Brain Cell Mika Brzezinski, served up yet another three hour-long rant about the upcoming midterms, anti-Republican rhetoric, and jokes amongst liberal media hyenas about how those in opposition to them are "conspiracy theorists," "freaks," and "weirdos."

The bitter former Florida political loser further debased himself by taking aim at someone far more successful in Sunshine State politics, Governor Ron DeSantis (R). He then bloviated about January 6, saying that even with an administration who is putting financial stress on Americans, the voters will still not trust Republicans.

He fails as usual to mention they don't trust dems either.

“These guys are wackos and insurrectionists and freaks, I’m certainly not going to trust them to run the country.”

It's okay Joe. Really. It's Okay with us.

Squinty Joe went as far to say the extremely unlikeable and unpopular Vice President Kamala Harris beats Ron DeSantis “in one poll after another” (?) despite her constantly getting bad press. It’s funny because most of this bad press comes from Joe & Mika's regular S&MP minion Jonathan Lemire's own Politico website, where he holds the title of White House bureau chief. His colleagues have increasingly trashed the Vice President and even told the public what a bitch she is to work with.

But according to Lemire, democrats have a “sense of eternal gratitude to Joe Biden for defeating Donald Trump in 2020 but thinking perhaps he is not the right guy to now defeat Trumpism.” 

Because we all know “Trumpism” is the main concern for Americans right now, not crime in the streets or their unnecessary financial stress.

Lemire then claimed the Republicans “seem out of step,” and voters will see that in November despite there being supposed frustration caused by the SCOTUS decisions, the January 6 hearings, and other matters far from Americans’ minds right now such as the pandemic. In terms of blame, Lemire absolved his friends in the Biden administration.

There may not be a midterm "Wave" as predicted by pollsters as of now, but one thing will be for sure. As long as dems are led the mental infirm tards, Biden/Harris, they are the real losers.

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Saturday, July 9, 2022

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Thursday, July 7, 2022

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DJT Lives Rent-free in Biden's Head, and It Seems the Lease Has Just Been Renewed.

We are only a year-and-a-half into Biden’s presidential tenure, and things are not going well to say the least. That’s the opinion of a full 85 percent of the Americans from both parties polled who believe the country is headed for the ditch. So, what is a president to do when his whole  administration is collapsing around him? Blame Donald Trump, of course.

Talking nonsense in Ohio yesterday to an audience of paid to be there union members, Joe had this to say:
"The previous administration lost more jobs on its watch than any administration since Herbert Hoover. That's a fact. All based on failed trickle down economics...We came in with a different economic vision."
Yeah, how is that "different economic vision" working out Joe? Sky-rocketing inflation, the deep drop in the stock market, record gas prices, all the foreign policy fuck ups? GD Putz!

I get that Biden’s brain is mush, but you’d think he’d remember the global pandemic that took place in 2020 before spouting off about job losses. State-level lockdowns happened across the country, putting the economy into an artificial coma. Apparently, Biden recalls none of that though, instead choosing to blame “trickle-down economics” for the job losses under DJT, a contention completely devoid of reality.

Never mind that the economy was booming under DJT until COVID hit, making Biden’s critique rather absurd. To put it succinctly, when the current president is spending all his time obsessing over the former guy, that current president is losing.

Biden may not perceive much reality these days given his mental decline, but he knows enough to know he’s been an abject failure. With no accomplishments to talk about, all he has left is making awkward, false mentions of Donald Trump.

While I don’t agree with Biden’s politics one bit, it’s still sad to watch a guy crumble like this. He can barely speak, his jokes make no sense, and he’s been reduced to squinting at a teleprompter, just hoping to get through another event. Someone should really step in and stop this elder abuse. And the country can't take much more of this screaming full speed down the highway blindfolded.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2022

The Rise of the New Mediators

We know exactly when and how Rome fell, but why such a backwater of a city became one of history’s greatest empires remains a mystery. And now, from politics and especial the media, the old framework and the old elites seem to be going the way of the dodo. Other institutional developments are less well known but even more pregnant with future possibilities.

The flood of digital content has proved most destructive to those institutions that profited from selling information, what we call for interesting reasons, the media. The word means “in the middle.” Journalists claimed to stand between the public and the facts about the world. While that was never really true, in the last century the news media did sprinkle tidbits of information sometimes useful to ordinary people.

Today, we are drowning in the stuff. The “news feed” is nothing more than a button in social media and the newspaper, cradle of journalism, has lost its business model. The facts of the world as it turns out, are virtually infinite in number and incoherent in pattern. The digital age resembles the Tower of Babel, an uproar of mutually unintelligible voices in a giant circle jerk.

Media like CNN flushed their credibility long ago and now merely contribute to the noise. In such an environment, conspiracy theories can become plausible explanations for the behavior of scientists. The more information we absorb, the less we understand. The New York Times has given up any pretense of objective reporting and is now the interpretive organ for the cult of identity and the progressive left. 

Fox News has long made a good living playing the same part for the unreconciled right, but zoomers and younger millennials have little interest in the pronouncements of people with trained voices and unfashionable hair. 

The new mediators offer themselves as storytellers and interpreters, our local guides through the jungle of contemporary life. They make no claim of objectivity and their ideologies encompass the political spectrum. On the left, for example, the “Young Turks” headlined by the verbose Cenk Uygur (affectionately known to readers of DMF as Cunk Yogurt) and his skinny chick sidekick have become the mouthpiece of the communist-oriented Justice Democrats. The Turks boasts there own fledgling network and more than 5 million subscribers on YouTube alone, far more than CNN’s average cable audience. 

Then there is young lass Bari Weiss, having worked at The Wall Street Journal and The New York Times, comes from old media, but she understands the changed landscape and seems to have the right mix of talent and ambition, and a healthy Substack. Though fairly centrist in her politics, Weiss is a fierce advocate of free speech and an unrelenting opponent of the cult of identity. She strikes me as a dragon-slayer and a voice to be heard in the coming years.

Then there is Ben Shaprio. Full Stop.

We go to a purveyor of information as we go to a doctor, because we believe both to combine special knowledge with high integrity. At a time of institutional breakdown this can only be a personal assessment. Institutions are depositories of reputation. They garner trust over long spans of time, often generations. The journey is strewn with the carcasses of experimental forms that succeeded briefly, then failed for good. (cue laugh track) Then there are the CNN+'s that just fail coming out of the chute.  

With the institutional future of media, as with every evolutionary process, many are called but few will be chosen.

Tuesday, July 5, 2022

Joe Biden’s Guide to Life

"Hardly anyone was shocked to learn that President Joe Biden is so cognitively impaired that members of his staff are printing out official note cards with detailed instructions to help him carry out his daily tasks. On Thursday, for example, White House photographers caught a glimpse of a card outlining the "sequence of events" for a discussion about offshore wind energy. "YOU enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants. YOU take YOUR seat," the card instructs."

"In addition to these event-specific note cards, Biden also carries a general "cheat sheet" to help him get through the day without humiliating himself. The Washington Free Beacon has exclusively obtained a copy of this official document. It is published below in full to ensure that OUR democracy DOES NOT die in darkness. Enjoy!"

And Now a Word From the President:

Friday, July 1, 2022

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