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Friday, July 29, 2022
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
You Will Have to Excuse Me.......
Your Blog Editrix has been requested to remove herself from this daily endeavor for today. Furthermore, I have been asked to hand off all work that requires my attention to my most excellent assistant for the day, shut off my work phones, darken the computers screens and relax.
For you see, today is the anniversary of the day Lydia Marie and the Good Lord brought me into the world.
So it's lunch at the Gun Club, a late dinner in town at the Remington, and maybe an overnight stay for breakfast.
But fear not! I have Middle Finger Symphony Theater cued up for you later this evening. Enjoy!
Thursday, July 28, 2022
The Entire Democrat Midterm Platform in 22 Seconds.
You'll be hearing these words with ever increasing frequency as we get closer to November because they are nationalizing the Midterms. If you disagree with them, you're a Fascist!
Wednesday, July 27, 2022
We're #1, We're #1....
WSJ- "The U.S. has reported more than 3,400 confirmed or suspected monkeypox cases, federal data showed, becoming the country with the most known infections..."
The outbreak has largely been recorded among men who have sex with men, as the virus exploits social networks among people in close contact. This is already a concern, but spreading more broadly means the potential added challenge of trying to educate and protect a broader population, health experts said...."
Tuesday, July 26, 2022
Democrats Can’t Run From Their Extremist Votes
Monday, July 25, 2022
Sunday, July 24, 2022
MFS Sunday Afternoon Blues Theater
Friday, July 22, 2022
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Oh No! CNN's New Chief Said To Be Trying To Woo Our Squinty & Meat Puppet
Wednesday, July 20, 2022
Your Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread
Tuesday, July 19, 2022
The Krazy Old Bat Warned Us. We Laughed.
"Taxpayers should be horrified that the Norwalk-La Mirada USD is considering a partnership with Planned Parenthood, Parents Defending Education president and founder Nicole Neily told Fox News. The fact that the contract specifically notes that ‘under California law minors have the right to consent to reproductive health services without parental consent or notification’ is appalling in and of itself.
Referring to the possibility of students being referred to off-campus clinics for “services not offered,” Neily continued, “Other Planned Parenthood clinics do provide gender-affirming hormone therapy, so there is a very real possibility students will be referred off-campus to receive this treatment – again, with zero parental notification.
To add insult to injury, there is no way for parents to EVER obtain this information, as the contract asserts that all medical records are to be maintained by Planned Parenthood...."
Monday, July 18, 2022
Sunday, July 17, 2022
Another Episode of “You Can’t Make This Sh*t up Because Left-Wing Loons Already Did”. #259
Hypothesis 1: Dogs with White-sounding names will have shorter times to adoption, compared to dogs with names that are not perceived as White. Dogs with Black- and Hispanic-sounding names will have longer times to adoption, compared to dogs with names that are not perceived as Black or Hispanic.
Hypothesis 2: The effects of racialized names will be stronger among pit bulls than among other breeds. Pit bulls with White-sounding names will have shorter times to adoption, compared to pit bulls with names that are not perceived as White. Pit bulls with Black- and Hispanic-sounding names will have longer times to adoption, compared to pit bulls with names that are not perceived as Black or Hispanic.
Hypothesis 3: Nonhuman names will be associated with shorter times to adoption, compared to dogs with names that are perceived as human.
"Fascinating research that supports the resiliency of racialized names and the pervasiveness of anti-Blackness. Must read work."
Regardless, this ridiculous, scientific-y “study” within the no-longer hallowed halls of academia is just one more effort to racialize every aspect of America that race-obsessed useful idiots eagerly vomit on America.
Friday, July 15, 2022
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, July 14, 2022
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread
Wednesday, July 13, 2022
Two New Studies Drain the Juice out of Biden's Electric Vehicle Schtick
"The comparison between a gasoline vehicle and an electric one is really a comparison between burning gasoline or a mix of coal and natural gas to move the vehicle."
And have you considered the reliability of EVs — which cost considerably more than gas-powered vehicles — in comparison to gas-powered cars?. J.D. Power has — as noted by the Federalist: "Owners of electric or hybrid vehicles cite more problems than do owners of gas-powered vehicles. The latter vehicles average 175 problems per 100 vehicles (PP100), hybrids average 239 PP100, and battery-powered cars, and plug-in hybrid vehicles have more quality issues than gas-powered vehicles."
"Given the average cost of an electric car is roughly $60,000, about $20,000 more than the cost of a gas-powered car, it seems owners of EVs didn’t get the value they deserve."
Tuesday, July 12, 2022
Pass The Hot Sauce...
First Speechwriter: “We need to figure out a way to make all these Hispanic people we’re lumping together under ‘Latinx’ feel unique.”
Second Speechwriter: “That’s like Mexican or something, right? Don’t they all eat tacos?”
First Speechwriter: “Yeah, but… needs more oomph… BREAKFAST tacos! They’ll eat that up. And they'll swoon at Dr. Jill's progressive vision!
Squinty & Meat Puppet and Co. Beclown Themselves Standing Up for Kamala
Monday, July 11, 2022
Saturday, July 9, 2022
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, July 7, 2022
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable End of the Week Open Thread
DJT Lives Rent-free in Biden's Head, and It Seems the Lease Has Just Been Renewed.
We are only a year-and-a-half into Biden’s presidential tenure, and things are not going well to say the least. That’s the opinion of a full 85 percent of the Americans from both parties polled who believe the country is headed for the ditch. So, what is a president to do when his whole administration is collapsing around him? Blame Donald Trump, of course.
"The previous administration lost more jobs on its watch than any administration since Herbert Hoover. That's a fact. All based on failed trickle down economics...We came in with a different economic vision."
Wednesday, July 6, 2022
The Rise of the New Mediators
Tuesday, July 5, 2022
Joe Biden’s Guide to Life
Happy Fourth of July. America can be defined in a single word. Listen:pic.twitter.com/A3Xha2hp3Z
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) July 4, 2022
Monday, July 4, 2022
Friday, July 1, 2022
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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