Monday, September 30, 2024
China Raises the Bar Once Again. Kinda
Sunday, September 29, 2024
I Always Did Think Tampon Tim Gives Off That Creepy Leftist Pervert Vibe
stop touching yourself when you Face the Nation.pic.twitter.com/XEKYJZtkBj
— Backadamoon (@backadamoon) September 29, 2024
Friday, September 27, 2024
Kamala Stops By MFNS for a Short Interview.
MFNS - Thank You Madam Vice President for granting Middle Finger News Service a few minutes to ask what everyone has been asking for, clarification of Your Economic Plan For the Nation if you are elected.
Harris - Thank You. I heard y'all had really nice rest restrooms. And Kamala really needed to rest. *obnoxious laughter*
As for the economy, well I was raised in a middle class neighborhood. So I know the struggles it can bring. Your question reminds me of our neighbors, the Harstins. They were Holistic Jews. Just lovely people. Mrs.Harstin would save corn cobs for us so if we couldn't afford bread at the end of the month, my mother would put the corn cobs, a half cup of olive oil and a bottle of Hi-C Fruit Punch in a blender, then pour it onto a cookie sheet and bake it in the oven. My sister and I took a lot of ribbing for being the only ones who brought pink sandwiches to school in our lunch.
MFNS - Excuse me Madam Vi.......
Harris - I'm speaking. Please. I'm speaking. .
Now my vision is of a opportunity economy. My cure for the failed Trump economy involves the existential boundaries that rule the spending and the reasonable summaries of federal outlooks of future overlooked vulnerabilities of the those receding boundaries.
I've been reading the theories of the late Mongolian economist who's name escapes me right now who proposed that heating the rails of spending to spur the necessary efforts to turn inward toward the spatial needs of commerce and to deplete watch over spending thus creating the needed threshold for taxation of billionaires who don't pay their fair share...or something like that.
MFNS - Pardon me Madam Vice President, but you sound like you fell and hit your head.
Harris - No, it's just the way I'm wearing my hair today.
Well I have go anyway. I have to fly down to the the southern border and have Tacos with Arizona Governor ......uh Linda.....what's that white witch's name again? Yeah that's right Katie Hobbs. Man could she use a makeover! *obnoxious laughter* She said they're two for one tacos at the food truck at the Mexican border on Fridays.
MFNS - Yeah, thanks a lot Ms. Harris. Say hello to Montezuma......
Thursday, September 26, 2024
Dick Cheney Loves KamaLOL!!!
A Guest Post by J.B. Shurk
Mainstream news propagandists are busy touting Dick Cheney’s endorsement of KamaLOL Harris and Tim the Walrus as proof that their brand of communism appeals to Americans across party lines. I don’t know what’s funnier — that Democrats have become Cheney superfans or that they think his opinion holds any sway with conservative voters.
Ol’ Dick is about as popular among regular Republicans as Hillary Clinton is — which is to say, his endorsement is the kiss of death for any candidate unlucky enough to receive it. Since Commie-la and the Walrus won both war criminals’ thumbs-up, I’m surprised the Democrats’ installed ticket hasn’t gone up in a puff of smoke. Following Dick Cheney and Hillary Clinton down any path is like taking a shortcut to Hell.
Savvier political animals on the left know that Darth Cheney does nothing to push the electoral needle toward Giggles-a-Lot (I think Liz Warren gave Kam-Kam that Cherokee name). I’ve looked at polling breakdowns many times over the last decade, and there is just no sizable contingent of former Bush/Cheney voters who prefer Biden/Harris/Xi over Trump. The Pravda press make it seem as if there were some huge faction of “True Conservatives” (darn it, now I have to mail a royalty check to Bill Kristol) out there whose defection will sink Trump’s chances, but that’s all horse pucky. Trump enjoys historically high levels of Republican support.
Pretty much all the pro-Cheney/anti-Trump “Republicans” in existence have lucrative gigs on cable TV. Most of those simps ran the losing political campaigns for John McCain and Mitt Romney or worked as left-leaning speechwriters for Bush: Part II. There’s even a former Republican National Committee chairman who worked hard to get Biden and Harris “elected” (Who knew that Steele could be so malleable?). Kind of explains why the Republican Party has stumbled around like a kid with a “Kick Me” sign on his back for most of the last three decades.
However annoying it is for Republican voters to watch Democrats posing as Republicans on television, those frauds are the only Bush/Cheney voters eager to pull the lever for Willie Brown’s fourth-favorite mistress. In fact, I have real doubts that those pretenders even voted for Halliburton’s best salesman back in the day. Cucks who are so “severely conservative” that they’d prostitute themselves for Kam-WOW’s kind of communism most likely fan-girled for the “sky is falling” climate alarmism of Al Gore and John Kerry, too. It’s certainly true that the Bush administration spent more time apologizing for conservatism than defending conservative principles. That’s why Dubya sold his canned conservatism as “compassionate” — a not so subtle rebuke of his own voters and a bit of a valentine to progressive (yet regressive) Democrats.
Why would Dim-Dems take a chance at angering their own rabid anti-Bush voters by celebrating Dick Cheney’s admiration for a low-I.Q. globalist puppet who openly campaigns for censorship, gun confiscation, world war, and mass surveillance?
It most likely has nothing to do with actually persuading Republican voters to join the ranks of the Dark Side. No real liberty-lover would ever support a political party that shares an ideology with Stalin, Castro, Pol Pot, and Mao. Only trademarked “True Conservatives” jump into action when trains, gulags, or mass graves need to be filled with unruly political dissidents.
I suspect that Cheney’s support for Ka-Mao-la and Tiananmen Walz has more to do with post-election spin. Should election-riggers succeed in flooding battleground states with enough fraudulent mail-in ballots to drag the least popular vice president in modern history (Kamala’s even less popular than Dick Cheney! Can you believe it? No wonder he likes her.) across the finish line, they can claim that a large number of Bush/Cheney Republicans secured her “victory.”
Since Kam-Kam is too dumb to handle media interviews without her emotional support governor at her side (hat tip to Megyn Kelly for that pearl!), the narrative engineers (AKA “journalists”) will need to juggle as many lies as possible to justify back-to-back election thefts from the American people. Installing Dementia Joe was tough enough, considering that President Trump earned over ten million new votes in his 2020 re-election bid — a feat that had always been a surefire sign of an incumbent’s victory until the era of anonymous mail-in ballots proved otherwise.
Tipsy Harris might need so many extra ballots printed in her favor that some jurisdictions will seemingly double in population overnight. (Hmm, no wonder impeached Department of Homeland [in]Security Secretary Mayorkas keeps seeding small towns in crucial battleground states with illegal aliens.) By the time Democrat election-riggers find enough votes to put Cackles and the Walrus over the top, Barack Obama’s once sizable share of the electorate will look downright paltry by comparison. No “credible journalist” will dare call it “fraud.” But many will probably attribute the vodka veep’s “victory” to Cheney’s “crucial endorsement.” Propaganda never sleeps.
Should the ruling Establishment pull off another steal, don’t be surprised if Bush the Younger (AKA “the Decider-in-Chief”) comes out of retirement to vouch for the security of the 2024 election. When he recently opted not to endorse a presidential candidate, Dubya seemed intent on preserving some vestige of impartial authority that could be cashed in at a later time. Get ready for a poorly executed Texas Two-Step. I imagine that “the Decider” is eager to declare Trump a loser and the MAGA movement dead. I am certain that he is excited to inform Republican voters that they must return to the Bush/Cheney/McCain/Romney Uniparty fold. Should we have to deal with another round of Republican “leaders” shivving us in the backs, I’ll have one answer: Nuts to that!
There was a time when I would have done almost anything for President Bush. Islamic militants attacked us on our own soil and knocked the Twin Towers down in an act of absolute barbarity. To this day, I cannot forget the images of men and women jumping to their deaths from the top floors of those burning buildings. Shortly after that tragedy, Bush enjoyed broad support from the American people that remains unprecedented in modern political history. Americans came together in common cause to extinguish one of the worst evils the world had seen.
So many patriotic Republicans went to war because George Bush and Dick Cheney told them that they were fighting evil and preserving freedom. They left their families to spend years in Afghanistan and Iraq. They sacrificed everything. Then battle turned into occupation. A Global War on Terrorism became an amorphous struggle against undefined “extremism.” At home, we got the TSA, DHS, the PATRIOT Act, and mass surveillance. By the time Barack Obama and Eric Holder retooled all of these unconstitutional abrogations of Americans’ rights into weapons for persecuting ordinary Americans for their beliefs, it was clear that a new kind of evil was destroying freedom. As Sundance over at The Conservative Treehouse once said, we should have never agreed to take off our shoes at the airport. It was all downhill from there.
Remarkably, the very patriots who reacted to 9/11 by volunteering to defend their country have become the principal targets of today’s national security surveillance state. And while the Deep State censors, harasses, and demonizes those who have given so much for their nation, George Bush and Dick Cheney have chosen to remain silent. They have turned their backs on those who had theirs. A quarter of a century after the worst attack on America since Pearl Harbor, our former Republican leaders endorse outright communists.
This kind of repugnant betrayal is why so many Americans adamantly support President Trump and why MAGA will never, ever go away.
This Post Originally Appeared at the American Thinker.
Wednesday, September 25, 2024
Clinical Stupidity
"Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice. One may protest against evil; it can be exposed and, if need be, prevented by use of force. Evil always carries within itself the germ of its own subversion in that it leaves behind in human beings at least a sense of unease. Against stupidity we are defenseless. Neither protests nor use of force accomplish anything here; reasons fall of deaf ears; facts that contradict one’s prejudgment simply need not be believed… For that reason, greater caution is called for when dealing with a stupid person than a malicious one." – Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Monday, September 23, 2024
People Ask Why Democrats Vote Against Election Integrity Assurances.
NP- Researchers writing in the peer-reviewed Electoral Studies journal in 2014 estimated that 6.4 percent of noncitizens voted in the 2008 election. The 2014 paper Do non-citizens Vote in U.S. Elections? notes that while there is a legal ban on non-citizens voting, “enforcement depends principally on disclosure of citizenship status at the time of voter registration.”
The study authors found that noncitizen voters favored Democratic Party candidates and voted in sufficient numbers to change the composition of both the Electoral College and Congress. In particular, they found that noncitizen voters “likely gave Senate Democrats the pivotal 60th vote needed to overcome filibusters in order to pass health care reform and other Obama administration priorities in the 111th Congress.”
“We find that some non-citizens participate in U.S. elections, and that this participation has been large enough to change meaningful election outcomes including Electoral College votes, and Congressional elections,” researchers from the Department of Political Science at Old Dominion University and George Mason University wrote.
Sunday, September 22, 2024
Yeah, She's Racking Them Up. 🤣🤣
First, Dick Cheney, then the Communist Party USA, Vlad Putin, Iran and now celebrating an endorsement from the one thing hated by all Americans:
BREAKING: The IRS Union just announced they are endorsing Kamala Harris. Let’s go!
— Kamala’s Wins (@harris_wins) September 21, 2024
Saturday, September 21, 2024
Thursday, September 19, 2024
Mission Incompetent
AI is out of control 🤣pic.twitter.com/Q4HpizRQgp
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) September 17, 2024
Via Clown World
Over There! Look at that Moose!
theBIDEN HARRIS WHITE HOUSE
Attorney CLETA MITCHELL testified before the House Judiciary Committee that Biden’s Executive Order 14019 “On Promoting Access to Voting” is being implemented by federal agencies on instructions from Susan Rice — but THE CABINET SECRETARIES HAVE RESISTED CONGRESSIONAL SUBPOENAS ASKING FOR THE IMPLEMENTATION PLANS.According to Mitchell, “Not a single agency plan has been turned over to the House Administration Committee.” Mitchell told the Committee that a whistleblower from the U.S. Marshall’s Service turned over Department of Justice documents showing that NONCITIZEN inmates in FEDERAL PRISONS are being registered to vote. “They are required to give [inmates] voter registration materials,” Mitchell testified. “This is happening all over the country.” In response to questions from Rep. Harriet Hageman, Mitchell stated that DEMOS, a left-wing non-profit organization, “have literally been dispatched by the White House to federal agencies to help them implement this plan — they know more about what’s going on, in these agencies, to implement this Executive Order, than any member of Congress.” The plans, Mitchell explained, were presumptively approved by the White House Director of Domestic Policy who, at the time Biden signed the Executive Order, was former Obama advisor Susan Rice.Under the Executive Order, “federal funds and grants will be through the White House, by the Office of Domestic Policy, by Susan Rice, and we do not know to this day who got the grants, how much they got, we know nothing about that,” Mitchell testified.
🔥FEDERAL AGENCIES are REGISTERING ILLEGAL ALIENS TO VOTE, using plans authorized by SUSAN RICE and the BIDEN HARRIS WHITE HOUSE
— Kim “filterless” Wexler MA JD (@KimWexlerMAJD) September 11, 2024
Attorney CLETA MITCHELL testified before the House Judiciary Committee that Biden’s Executive Order 14019 “On Promoting Access to Voting” is being… pic.twitter.com/4bAiTffLUD
Wednesday, September 18, 2024
Who Even Thought it a Good Idea to Give Darth Vulva a Microphone in a Time Like This?
Tuesday, September 17, 2024
Probable Another Thing I should Stop Doing
Monday, September 16, 2024
Sunday, September 15, 2024
Your Sunday Soothingness
Saturday, September 14, 2024
Friday, September 13, 2024
We Don't Know Nothin' Bout No Cats!
Law Enforcement Claims No Knowledge of Missing Pets. |
MFNS - Fifty-one present and former democrat intelligence officials have signed a report that stories of disturbing behavior by illegal aliens in Springfield, OH and Aurora, CO are consistent with Russian disinformation. Bill Kristol has suggested that these towns may not even exist.
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Thursday, September 12, 2024
Time for Your Official Midweek Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread!
Wednesday, September 11, 2024
You can't just ask the Internet to vote on something and assume you'll get a "normal" result.
"I didn't want to do something that usually you think of when you think of Michigan," she said. "I was like, 'Why not make a wolf pulling his shirt off?'"
Monday, September 9, 2024
The Great Debate
"But the painful reality for Ms. Harris is that in private conversations over the last few months, dozens of Democrats in the White House, on Capitol Hill and around the nation — including some who helped put her on the party’s 2020 ticket — said she had not risen to the challenge of proving herself as a future leader of the party, much less the country. Even some Democrats whom her own advisers referred reporters to for supportive quotes confided privately that they had lost hope in her."
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Friday, September 6, 2024
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
~ No Tuxedos Required ~
Thursday, September 5, 2024
Headline of the Week!
Wednesday, September 4, 2024
Another Indication Harris-Walz Administration Will Be Even More Wacked Than Biden-Harris
"Today we face fundamental threats to democracy. The wealthy are overwhelmingly White and those who are systemically economically disadvantaged are people of color. The many-headed beasts reveal the corruption of the imperial system around us. The imperial cult of the United States of America."
"A large percentage of White Christians is marching to the drumbeat of White nationalism. Given all this, nothing could be more important than reclaiming this radical book called the Bible and acting to make its vision for radical justice, equality and liberation a reality......"
Media Hall Monitor Returns - Tater Back in at CNN
"I am thrilled to share that I am returning as the lead author of CNN’s Reliable Sources newsletter, the digest I founded in 2015. I'm returning to CNN in a brand new role as Chief Media Analyst, which means I'll be appearing on air, developing digital content, and helming this newsletter.
The media industry has matured, CNN has evolved, and I have changed a lot since I signed off two years ago. "After 20+ years as a news junkie, I changed my habits and tuned out for a bit. I also changed my vantage point, moving from Manhattan to a horse farm near one of Donald Trump's golf clubs. I experienced the news more like an everyday consumer, and in doing so, I learned a whole lot about the attention economy and the information ecosystem. I’m looking forward to sharing what I learned with you."
"I’m very happy to welcome Brian back to CNN in this new role. Brian is one of the best global experts in media commentary, and as the founder of the Reliable Sources newsletter, he is the perfect choice to lead Reliable Sources into its next chapter." - CNN's Newest CEO, Mark Thompson.
Tater seen here working out at a local Bus Station, getting in shape for the new CNN gig.
Tuesday, September 3, 2024
Your Body's Updated Terms of Service:
a. Alcohol may be consumed a maximum of three (3) nights per week, with two nights consisting of no more than one (1) beverage and one night consisting of no more than two (2) beverages. If you have one (1) beverage on a night you are supposed to have one (1) beverage, but the drink doesn’t “do anything” and you “don’t feel any different,” you are still not allowed to have a second beverage because the first one “clearly didn’t count.” If you do have two (2) beverages on a night you are supposed to only have one (1), you will have a hangover the next day. Yes, an actual hangover. Also, if you have one (1) beverage on a night you are supposed to have zero (0), you won’t get any sleep and will wake up hating the world.
b. Caffeine is one of three good things that exist. The others are love and the Fleetwood Mac album Rumours. However, like the relationship between Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham, your body’s relationship to caffeine is a productive yet fraught dance. If you consume any caffeine after 1 p.m., you won’t get any sleep and will wake up hating the world. Other People’s Bodies can consume caffeine until 3 or 4 p.m. or even have an espresso after dinner. You aren’t them and never will be. Also, if you have more than two (2) cups in a day, you will become convinced that there must be some kind of “demon” inside your chest and you will never be normal again.
c. Despite your many lobbying efforts, Pretzels are still not considered their own food group and should not be treated as such. A healthy diet consists of diverse foods from those food groups recognized by the scientific community. Capeesh?
a. Your Body and Mind require 4–6 days of exercise per week, unless you want to go to sleep hating the world. Unfortunately, every kind of exercise that you enjoy causes Your Body’s back, knees, or ankles to enter “The Zone of Desolation.”
b. If your physical pain ever starts to feel depressing, it could help to look on the bright side: if you were a hunter-gatherer, you’d probably be dead by now.
a. As you mature and move forward in life, you ought to give more of yourself to your community. Since you have nothing to offer in terms of physical abilities, wisdom, charm, or general usefulness, consider serving as a frightening cautionary tale.
b. You aren’t old enough for people to feel like they should serve you by mowing your lawn or bringing you chicken pot pies that are easy to reheat, but if you keep making intensely mediocre decisions, those days will arrive very soon.
a. Your age has earned you the right to be cranky. You are allowed, whenever you wish, to say things like “All leaf blowers must die” and “As far as I’m concerned, any grocery store that forces you to use self-checkout machines should be considered a terrorist organization.”
b. Once per week, you are allowed to shudder when thinking about what high school would have been like if social media had been around then.
c. If you ever end up getting a serious brain injury, it probably wouldn’t change much.