Monday, September 30, 2024

China Raises the Bar Once Again. Kinda


A startling rumor has surfaced that earlier this year the People’s Republic of China, the most innovative nation on the planet of stolen technology, that has made such amazing technological advances as high-speed trains that sometimes don’t need rails, high-rise buildings that autonomously destroy themselves to create more open spaces in cities, self-driving, self-exploding EVs, and self-cleaning sewer systems which also explode and spew human feces over city streets  has now created the world’s first autonomous self-sinking nuclear attack submarine.

Official Chinese state media outlets have made no comment about the new technological wonder, and coy CCP authorities have stated that there never was an autonomous self-sinking nuclear submarine. Reports there was a submarine, but that it may have sunk without any human intervention, human intelligence or control are simply fantasies promoted by anti-CCP, running dogs of capitalist countries. Though, a spokesman for the CCP has stated that if China wanted to build such an amazing vessel it certainly wouldn’t tell anyone about it unless it wanted to, so there.

The new technological wonder the Chinese government denies having made, may have very briefly been seen on satellite after the amazing nuclear sub determined all on its own, that it was time to display its artificial intelligence prowess by sinking and go belly up without any human intervention whatsoever. There are no reports – and absolutely no rumors – that President Xi was said to have been so impressed with the new technological breakthrough, that he immediately ordered that the builders and several high-ranking Chinese naval officers report to him immediately to receive a special accommodation commendation.

There are absolutely no concerns about oil or radioactive material leaking into the Yangtze River. None. Stop it.

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Sunday, September 29, 2024

Friday, September 27, 2024

Kamala Stops By MFNS for a Short Interview.


MFNS - Thank You Madam Vice President for granting Middle Finger News Service a few minutes to ask what everyone has been asking for, clarification of Your Economic Plan For the Nation if you are elected. 

Harris  - Thank You. I heard y'all had really nice rest restrooms. And Kamala really needed to rest. *obnoxious laughter* 

As for the economy, well I was raised in a middle class neighborhood. So I know the struggles it can bring. Your question reminds me of our neighbors, the Harstins. They were Holistic Jews. Just lovely people.  Mrs.Harstin would save corn cobs for us so if we couldn't afford bread at the end of the month, my mother would put the corn cobs, a half cup of olive oil and a bottle of Hi-C Fruit Punch in a blender, then pour it onto a cookie sheet and bake it in the oven. My sister and I took a lot of ribbing for being the only ones who brought pink sandwiches to school in our lunch. 

MFNS - Excuse me Madam Vi.......

Harris - I'm speaking. Please. I'm speaking. .

Now my vision is of a opportunity economy.  My cure for the failed Trump economy involves the existential boundaries that rule the spending and the reasonable summaries of federal outlooks of future overlooked vulnerabilities of the those receding boundaries.  

I've been reading the theories of the late Mongolian economist who's name escapes me right now who proposed that heating the rails of spending to spur the necessary efforts to turn inward toward the spatial needs of commerce and to deplete watch over spending thus creating the needed threshold for taxation of billionaires who don't pay their fair share...or something like that. 

MFNS - Pardon me Madam Vice President, but you sound like you fell and hit your head.

Harris - No, it's just the way I'm wearing my hair today.

Well I have go anyway. I have to fly down to the the southern border and have Tacos with Arizona Governor ......uh Linda.....what's that white witch's name again?  Yeah that's right Katie Hobbs. Man could she use a makeover! *obnoxious laughter*  She said they're two for one tacos at the food truck at the Mexican border on Fridays.

MFNS - Yeah, thanks a lot Ms. Harris. Say hello to Montezuma......

Thursday, September 26, 2024

A Rare Photo

A Rare Image of Donald Trump, Willie Brown and Kamala Harris - 1997

Dick Cheney Loves KamaLOL!!!

A Guest Post by J.B. Shurk

Mainstream news propagandists are busy touting Dick Cheney’s endorsement of KamaLOL Harris and Tim the Walrus as proof that their brand of communism appeals to Americans across party lines.  I don’t know what’s funnier — that Democrats have become Cheney superfans or that they think his opinion holds any sway with conservative voters.  

Ol’ Dick is about as popular among regular Republicans as Hillary Clinton is — which is to say, his endorsement is the kiss of death for any candidate unlucky enough to receive it.  Since Commie-la and the Walrus won both war criminals’ thumbs-up, I’m surprised the Democrats’ installed ticket hasn’t gone up in a puff of smoke.  Following Dick Cheney and Hillary Clinton down any path is like taking a shortcut to Hell.

Savvier political animals on the left know that Darth Cheney does nothing to push the electoral needle toward Giggles-a-Lot (I think Liz Warren gave Kam-Kam that Cherokee name).  I’ve looked at polling breakdowns many times over the last decade, and there is just no sizable contingent of former Bush/Cheney voters who prefer Biden/Harris/Xi over Trump.  The Pravda press make it seem as if there were some huge faction of “True Conservatives” (darn it, now I have to mail a royalty check to Bill Kristol) out there whose defection will sink Trump’s chances, but that’s all horse pucky.  Trump enjoys historically high levels of Republican support.

Pretty much all the pro-Cheney/anti-Trump “Republicans” in existence have lucrative gigs on cable TV.  Most of those simps ran the losing political campaigns for John McCain and Mitt Romney or worked as left-leaning speechwriters for Bush: Part II.  There’s even a former Republican National Committee chairman who worked hard to get Biden and Harris “elected” (Who knew that Steele could be so malleable?).  Kind of explains why the Republican Party has stumbled around like a kid with a “Kick Me” sign on his back for most of the last three decades.

However annoying it is for Republican voters to watch Democrats posing as Republicans on television, those frauds are the only Bush/Cheney voters eager to pull the lever for Willie Brown’s fourth-favorite mistress.  In fact, I have real doubts that those pretenders even voted for Halliburton’s best salesman back in the day.  Cucks who are so “severely conservative” that they’d prostitute themselves for Kam-WOW’s kind of communism most likely fan-girled for the “sky is falling” climate alarmism of Al Gore and John Kerry, too.  It’s certainly true that the Bush administration spent more time apologizing for conservatism than defending conservative principles.  That’s why Dubya sold his canned conservatism as “compassionate” — a not so subtle rebuke of his own voters and a bit of a valentine to progressive (yet regressive) Democrats.

Why would Dim-Dems take a chance at angering their own rabid anti-Bush voters by celebrating Dick Cheney’s admiration for a low-I.Q. globalist puppet who openly campaigns for censorship, gun confiscation, world war, and mass surveillance? 

It most likely has nothing to do with actually persuading Republican voters to join the ranks of the Dark Side.  No real liberty-lover would ever support a political party that shares an ideology with Stalin, Castro, Pol Pot, and Mao.  Only trademarked “True Conservatives” jump into action when trains, gulags, or mass graves need to be filled with unruly political dissidents.  

I suspect that Cheney’s support for Ka-Mao-la and Tiananmen Walz has more to do with post-election spin.  Should election-riggers succeed in flooding battleground states with enough fraudulent mail-in ballots to drag the least popular vice president in modern history (Kamala’s even less popular than Dick Cheney!  Can you believe it?  No wonder he likes her.) across the finish line, they can claim that a large number of Bush/Cheney Republicans secured her “victory.”  

Since Kam-Kam is too dumb to handle media interviews without her emotional support governor at her side (hat tip to Megyn Kelly for that pearl!), the narrative engineers (AKA “journalists”) will need to juggle as many lies as possible to justify back-to-back election thefts from the American people.  Installing Dementia Joe was tough enough, considering that President Trump earned over ten million new votes in his 2020 re-election bid — a feat that had always been a surefire sign of an incumbent’s victory until the era of anonymous mail-in ballots proved otherwise.  

Tipsy Harris might need so many extra ballots printed in her favor that some jurisdictions will seemingly double in population overnight.  (Hmm, no wonder impeached Department of Homeland [in]Security Secretary Mayorkas keeps seeding small towns in crucial battleground states with illegal aliens.)  By the time Democrat election-riggers find enough votes to put Cackles and the Walrus over the top, Barack Obama’s once sizable share of the electorate will look downright paltry by comparison.  No “credible journalist” will dare call it “fraud.”  But many will probably attribute the vodka veep’s “victory” to Cheney’s “crucial endorsement.”  Propaganda never sleeps. 

Should the ruling Establishment pull off another steal, don’t be surprised if Bush the Younger (AKA “the Decider-in-Chief”) comes out of retirement to vouch for the security of the 2024 election.  When he recently opted not to endorse a presidential candidate, Dubya seemed intent on preserving some vestige of impartial authority that could be cashed in at a later time.  Get ready for a poorly executed Texas Two-Step.  I imagine that “the Decider” is eager to declare Trump a loser and the MAGA movement dead.  I am certain that he is excited to inform Republican voters that they must return to the Bush/Cheney/McCain/Romney Uniparty fold.  Should we have to deal with another round of Republican “leaders” shivving us in the backs, I’ll have one answer: Nuts to that!

There was a time when I would have done almost anything for President Bush.  Islamic militants attacked us on our own soil and knocked the Twin Towers down in an act of absolute barbarity.  To this day, I cannot forget the images of men and women jumping to their deaths from the top floors of those burning buildings.  Shortly after that tragedy, Bush enjoyed broad support from the American people that remains unprecedented in modern political history.  Americans came together in common cause to extinguish one of the worst evils the world had seen.

So many patriotic Republicans went to war because George Bush and Dick Cheney told them that they were fighting evil and preserving freedom.  They left their families to spend years in Afghanistan and Iraq.  They sacrificed everything.  Then battle turned into occupation.  A Global War on Terrorism became an amorphous struggle against undefined “extremism.”  At home, we got the TSA, DHS, the PATRIOT Act, and mass surveillance.  By the time Barack Obama and Eric Holder retooled all of these unconstitutional abrogations of Americans’ rights into weapons for persecuting ordinary Americans for their beliefs, it was clear that a new kind of evil was destroying freedom.  As Sundance over at The Conservative Treehouse once said, we should have never agreed to take off our shoes at the airport.  It was all downhill from there.

Remarkably, the very patriots who reacted to 9/11 by volunteering to defend their country have become the principal targets of today’s national security surveillance state.  And while the Deep State censors, harasses, and demonizes those who have given so much for their nation, George Bush and Dick Cheney have chosen to remain silent.  They have turned their backs on those who had theirs.  A quarter of a century after the worst attack on America since Pearl Harbor, our former Republican leaders endorse outright communists.

This kind of repugnant betrayal is why so many Americans adamantly support President Trump and why MAGA will never, ever go away. 

This Post Originally Appeared at the American Thinker. 

Wednesday, September 25, 2024

Clinical Stupidity

"Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice. One may protest against evil; it can be exposed and, if need be, prevented by use of force. Evil always carries within itself the germ of its own subversion in that it leaves behind in human beings at least a sense of unease. Against stupidity we are defenseless. Neither protests nor use of force accomplish anything here; reasons fall of deaf ears; facts that contradict one’s prejudgment simply need not be believed… For that reason, greater caution is called for when dealing with a stupid person than a malicious one." – Dietrich Bonhoeffer
The validity of this quote is being demonstrated by the current resident of the White House and his useless marxist clown of a Vice President. While both are superficially clever, both are profoundly stupid, in a clinical sense.

Both are locked into their preconceptions, arrogant in their ignorance of anything outside their experience. Their experience, that of professional politicians, is necessarily limited. They understand bureaucracy, how to get their way legislatively, and how to game administrative systems. They know how to manipulate people and intellectual concepts. They have no experience in running a for-profit business, making a payroll, or producing a tangible product. While they know how to manipulate intellectual concepts, they are ignorant of their structure and how to test them.

They are unaware of physical realities — things like the laws of thermodynamics — which affect what is achievable. (A good example of this is their near-religious belief that electric cars and solar and wind energy have a smaller environmental impact than internal-combustion engine vehicles and natural gas — and nuclear-generated power.) Yet because they are clinical stupid, they cannot concede the possibility that they might be lacking critical information. They lack self-awareness and the ability to check their conclusions against reality. They are right. They know they are right, and don’t try confusing them with facts. Their reality is the true reality.

We can argue whether they are evil as well as stupid. I believe they likely are, but I also believe it is their stupidity rather than their evil that is the wrecking ball destroying Western Civilization. Bonhoeffer is correct. We must approach them with greater caution than we would with merely malicious individuals. If acts appear to be working successfully, the stupidity can rise to evil again in the hands of people who are smart and evil.

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Monday, September 23, 2024

People Ask Why Democrats Vote Against Election Integrity Assurances.

NPResearchers writing in the peer-reviewed Electoral Studies journal in 2014 estimated that 6.4 percent of noncitizens voted in the 2008 election. The 2014 paper Do non-citizens Vote in U.S. Elections? notes that while there is a legal ban on non-citizens voting, “enforcement depends principally on disclosure of citizenship status at the time of voter registration.” 
The study authors found that noncitizen voters favored Democratic Party candidates and voted in sufficient numbers to change the composition of both the Electoral College and Congress. In particular, they found that noncitizen voters “likely gave Senate Democrats the pivotal 60th vote needed to overcome filibusters in order to pass health care reform and other Obama administration priorities in the 111th Congress.”  
“We find that some non-citizens participate in U.S. elections, and that this participation has been large enough to change meaningful election outcomes including Electoral College votes, and Congressional elections,” researchers from the Department of Political Science at Old Dominion University and George Mason University wrote.
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A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, September 22, 2024

Yeah, She's Racking Them Up. 🤣🤣

First, Dick Cheney, then the Communist Party USA, Vlad Putin, Iran and now celebrating an endorsement from the one thing hated by all Americans:

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Saturday, September 21, 2024

Thursday, September 19, 2024

Mission Incompetent

Via Clown World 

Over There! Look at that Moose!

Kim “filterless” Wexler MA JD
Attorney CLETA MITCHELL testified before the House Judiciary Committee that Biden’s Executive Order 14019 “On Promoting Access to Voting” is being implemented by federal agencies on instructions from Susan Rice — but THE CABINET SECRETARIES HAVE RESISTED CONGRESSIONAL SUBPOENAS ASKING FOR THE IMPLEMENTATION PLANS.

According to Mitchell, “Not a single agency plan has been turned over to the House Administration Committee.” Mitchell told the Committee that a whistleblower from the U.S. Marshall’s Service turned over Department of Justice documents showing that NONCITIZEN inmates in FEDERAL PRISONS are being registered to vote. “They are required to give [inmates] voter registration materials,” Mitchell testified. “This is happening all over the country.” In response to questions from Rep. Harriet Hageman, Mitchell stated that DEMOS, a left-wing non-profit organization, “have literally been dispatched by the White House to federal agencies to help them implement this plan — they know more about what’s going on, in these agencies, to implement this Executive Order, than any member of Congress.” The plans, Mitchell explained, were presumptively approved by the White House Director of Domestic Policy who, at the time Biden signed the Executive Order, was former Obama advisor Susan Rice.
Under the Executive Order, “federal funds and grants will be through the White House, by the Office of Domestic Policy, by Susan Rice, and we do not know to this day who got the grants, how much they got, we know nothing about that,” Mitchell testified.

Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Who Even Thought it a Good Idea to Give Darth Vulva a Microphone in a Time Like This?


It is said that Ma Clinton, appearing on Ricky Maddow's regular Monday evening Tin Foil Hat Turdapalooza, ranted of a need for a stronger media narrative "deterrence" against DJT and his supporters, and civil or criminal charges against them for misinformation. You know, the information they don’t agree with, not to mention those villainous makers of glorious meme mockery dems cannot abide.

The 'ol Hag herself is actively contributing to left-wing propaganda, and her statement is steeped in irony, given her vast history of questionable actions and recent spreading of rumors and repeatedly debunked hoaxes. Her red hot disdain for DJT likely stems from the fact that she knows he possesses damaging information about her. A nasty and wretched woman is she, living in a prison of her own making.  The fact Satan in a Pantsuit never became president when it was "her turn" because they underestimated how much they'd need to cheat by, cheers me up every single time I hear her name. Suggesting jailing people because they disagree with the government.....how Marxist of Never-president Clinton. 

The word "misinformation" is a dangerous word. It can’t be objectively defined. It means different things to different people. The present gov’t says it means anything contrary to official messaging, which is often flat out f**king lies. (see wormhead Press Spox KJP) 

Kamala believes gov’t is the arbiter of truth. I think the Constitution says otherwise.

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Tuesday, September 17, 2024

Probable Another Thing I should Stop Doing

I replaced the old web camera on my computer that's been connected to the studio video since Covid, and cuts down on the need to fly back and forth so much now. To test it, I recorded myself working for an hour or so. When I played it back I discovered what my employees and anyone else who has spent more than a few minutes with me while I'm really zeroed in on something apparently already knows: I talk to myself.  A lot.  In French. I make odd noises and have little facial expressions. The dog doesn't seem to mind though. 

And you know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't. Yeah, I don't have one. But I'm pretty sure y'all know that by now.

BTW, why am I the last to knows these things?? When did Samuel L. Jackson Transition?

Sunday, September 15, 2024

Your Sunday Soothingness

Just for you, a bit of groovy Sunday Soothingness. Another choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Blog Editrix's personal digs, I give you a track from one of 5 albums I would take if exiled to a desert island. Here's "Rainy Day, Dream Away" from Jimi Hendrix's iconic 1968 album 'Electric Ladyland'. Enjoy Your Sunday!

Friday, September 13, 2024

We Don't Know Nothin' Bout No Cats!

Law Enforcement Claims No Knowledge of Missing Pets. 
MFNS - Fifty-one present and former democrat intelligence officials have signed a report that stories of disturbing behavior by illegal aliens in Springfield, OH and Aurora, CO are consistent with Russian disinformation. Bill Kristol has suggested that these towns may not even exist.

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The Aurora, Colorado story of local officials surrendering buildings to Venezuelan gangs has been given professional MSM treatment–mandatory silence until it goes away. However, the story of Haitians eating cats has been much harder to suppress from social media and has sparked enormous push back from the Harris-Walz campaign and its media surrogates. Somewhere, two Harris campaign interns are talking and saying how icky it is that people keep finding out about these bad things, and wonder if the internet can’t be turned off so they won’t.

I suspect this is because their internal polling has confirmed Sen. Vance’s observation that their core constituency really is the single cat lady demographic. Additionally, liberals actually care about whales, cats and puppies rather than the poor and minorities they only pretend to like. 

PBS reported that the influx of Haitians in Ohio has been a blessing and any negative perceptions are wrong. The New York Times echoed that with the identical spin that the GOP has unfairly pounced. It’s like the window-lickers staffing PBS and the New York Times have never been to this country. We are told the matter is settled because the local police have no reports of missing pets.  Where my feline lives the police don’t handle missing pets—you call animal control, post signs, or use social media. Haitians could be eating dozens of local cats and the local county and city police blotters would have no record unless the pets were grabbed out of the owner’s arms or somebody set up a cat barbecue in a highway median strip. 

The larger controlling official lie is that we can no longer hope to deport the huge mass of illegals, so we are forced to accept it and just sit back and wait for a federal judge or a Democratic Congress & President to require they be registered to vote. The feds will continue to deposit them wherever they choose, especially in red states. The beat downs will continue until morale improves.

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Thursday, September 12, 2024

Time for Your Official Midweek Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread!


Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows y'all possess a few new brain wrinkles and are overflowing with newly absorbed knowledge and opinion since y'all done got more smarter than last time we got together and I know you're anxious to share with us all. So she reluctantly turns things over to you. Regular ground rules apply...... repeat violators will be prostituted.

Therefore and forthwith, the floor is open.  Don Your Blogging Thongs and proceed.

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Wednesday, September 11, 2024

You can't just ask the Internet to vote on something and assume you'll get a "normal" result.

The town of Fort Wayne Indiana, knows you can't just ask the Internet to vote on something after learning this the hard way in 2011, when an online vote to name a new government center in town went with "Harry Baals." Though Mr. Baals was in fact a respected former mayor of the town back in the 1930s, contemporary officials weren't convinced that his name was chosen out of merely historical interest. 

 Or there was the time in 2015 when the British Columbia Ferry Service asked Internet users to name its newest ships and perhaps win a $500 prize, a measly sum when taken into account the cost of travelling on the provincial ferry routes. Contest entries included: Spirit of The WalletSucker - HMS Overdraft - Queen of I should of been a bridge - HMS Cantafford, and -Spirit of Government Ineptitude, to name just a few.

Or again—and perhaps most famously—there was the UK government's gloriously naive decision in 2016 to let the Internet pick a new name for a £200 million polar research vessel.... Boaty McBoatface. (This was later overridden by the government, and named the ship the RRS Sir David Attenborough instead.

So, despite many years of cautionary tales, the state of Michigan this year launched a contest to design some new "I Voted" sticker designs. (For our non-American readers, these stickers are often given out when you vote in elections so that you can shame any nonvoting friends, family, and colleagues with your civic virtue.) The state commissioned designs from local school kids, no doubt anticipating that said designs would feature things like heartwarming drawings of the Michigan mitten. And they let the Internet weigh in on the results. Silly Boys.

More than 57,000 people did so—and that's why real, actually living and breathing, and we'll assume legal in person voters across the state, once they cast a ballot in this year's presidential election, might be handed a round sticker featuring a Werewolf Ripping Its Own Shirt to Shreds as it throws its head back and howls like a maniac in front of an American flag. And it is glorious. 


This piece of inspired artwork came from the mind and pen of 12-year-old Jane Hynous of Grosse Pointe Farms. Though the contest selected nine winners, Hynous' design beat every other entry by a wide margin. See all winners here. The New York Times called Hynous to talk about the sticker and received this terrific quote:
"I didn't want to do something that usually you think of when you think of Michigan," she said. "I was like, 'Why not make a wolf pulling his shirt off?'" 
Michigan plans to print a million stickers, which will feature all nine winning designs, and local election clerks will need to order specific designs from the state. So if you live in Michigan, and  you want your shirt adorned with an insane werewolf celebrating the vote you just cast, now is the time to let your local clerk know.  Still, despite these great designs, I can't help but feel that an opportunity was lost. No "Votey McVoteface"? 

[Michigan Dept. of State]
[Michigan Public Radio]
[NYT]

Monday, September 9, 2024

The Great Debate


First, this was from the New York Times - Feb 6, 2023: 
"But the painful reality for Ms. Harris is that in private conversations over the last few months, dozens of Democrats in the White House, on Capitol Hill and around the nation — including some who helped put her on the party’s 2020 ticket — said she had not risen to the challenge of proving herself as a future leader of the party, much less the country. Even some Democrats whom her own advisers referred reporters to for supportive quotes confided privately that they had lost hope in her."

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Has anything changed since? The CNN interview, coupled with what we learned about how she helped hid Biden's mental defects from us indicates there is something seriously wrong with Harris' integrity.

She will use memorized sound bites practiced dozens of times to get exactly the desired rhythm, pitch, tone, and emotional affect and she will stick to them. (This will include memorized offhand comments.) And it will probably work.   The memorized soundbites will steer her through the debate and the propaganda machine will do the rest after that, the inevitable, she did somewhere between fine and fantastic. (Remember Biden did "fine" too until crowd reaction called BS.) Throw in a dose of my-how-that-Trump fellow lies from MSM.... Kamala will survive, but perhaps not thrive.

Comrade Kamala is still the same vacuous opportunist whose concerns for improving the life of Americans include for Starbucks to change the color of their coffee lid so lipstick stains won't show. I say she needs better lipstick . . . and better lips—lips that stay closed and don't speak.

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A Good Monday Morning

Thursday, September 5, 2024

Headline of the Week!

"1000-lb Sisters star Amy Slaton attends court to face drugs and child endangerment charges after zoo camel incident". - Daily Mail

Wednesday, September 4, 2024

Another Indication Harris-Walz Administration Will Be Even More Wacked Than Biden-Harris

RS - In the slimmest of chance that you needed a reminder that 'Harris-Walz' is the most radical presidential ticket in American history, you've come to the right article. Harris recently hired a campaign director who has viciously attacked White Christians and claimed that America is an imperial "cult" and a "bloodthirsty beast."

Did I mention that the new hire is not only Kamala's campaign "faith" director but that she's also a Presbyterian minister? Yeah. So-called "Progressive" Rev. Jennifer Butler argues that "White supremacists" have "hijacked" the Christian faith — a "quality" that seems to fit perfectly with the Harris-Walz ad nauseam attack on White (and Black) conservatives.  As a result, Butler's job will be to court people of faith — ahem — to the Harris-Walz ticket. Oh, and Butler runs a program that seeks to "root out" alleged "White nationalism" from the Christian faith...."

From Butler's 2020 book, "Who Stole My Bible?" 
"Today we face fundamental threats to democracy. The wealthy are overwhelmingly White and those who are systemically economically disadvantaged are people of color. The many-headed beasts reveal the corruption of the imperial system around us. The imperial cult of the United States of America."
Did I mention that the new hire is Kamala's campaign "faith" director? 

And then, a direct attack on White Christians. 
"A large percentage of White Christians is marching to the drumbeat of White nationalism. Given all this, nothing could be more important than reclaiming this radical book called the Bible and acting to make its vision for radical justice, equality and liberation a reality......"
Yeah, I beg to differ, rev. One thing more important is the growing number of Hamas-loving, Israel-hating radicals in this country. Another thing more important is showing us where in the Bible your vile bitterness is justified.  Claiming White Christians have "weaponized" their religious freedom, Butler wrote: "Rather than using religious freedom as a shield, Christians are using it as a sword."

How so? How does the behavior of White Christians compare to that of radical leftist pro-Hamas, and anti-Israel mobs (some of whom attack Jews in the street and on college campuses)? Or, Black Lives Matter rioters in the aftermath of George Floyd's death in Minneapolis? 

How does the Bible put it, Reverend Butler? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye. That would be the King James Version, Matt 7:5, rev. (I assume it's not one of your favorite Bible quotes.)

excerpts from RedState & Fox.com

Media Hall Monitor Returns - Tater Back in at CNN


It was a sad day in 2022 when CNN announced it was to attempt a reformation of sorts to become a more newsworthy source of information (an attempt that seems to have fallen as flat as Taylor Swift's chest). Pink slips were issued to long time journalist media personalities. Loyal CNNers mourned.

The announcement also sent shock waves through the blogger community world wide, having been left holding folders and folders of yet used, smartly crafted memes of one of those unceremoniously kicked to the curb, one of DMF's favorite kickballs, Tater Stelter.
 
But to the old time loyal cable news watchers, fear not! Former CNN media correspondent Stelter announced he's returning to the network. The valiant return of one of your media heroes is on the horizon!  And to bloggers and memesmiths, it's a new day Baby!
"I am thrilled to share that I am returning as the lead author of CNN’s Reliable Sources newsletter, the digest I founded in 2015. I'm returning to CNN in a brand new role as Chief Media Analyst, which means I'll be appearing on air, developing digital content, and helming this newsletter. 
The media industry has matured, CNN has evolved, and I have changed a lot since I signed off two years ago. "After 20+ years as a news junkie, I changed my habits and tuned out for a bit. I also changed my vantage point, moving from Manhattan to a horse farm near one of Donald Trump's golf clubs. I experienced the news more like an everyday consumer, and in doing so, I learned a whole lot about the attention economy and the information ecosystem. I’m looking forward to sharing what I learned with you."
Hilariously living 'Rent Free' in his head, Tater couldn't even release a statement of his own return without mentioning DJT! 

And just a reminder of some of Taters greatest hits:
As host of his weekly exercise in bomb throwing at Fox news, "Reliable Sources," Tater hyped Russiagate, fawned over Cuomo the Elder's coronavirus response, and in Oct. 2020 called the Hunter Biden laptop story a "manufactured scandal" peddled by the "right-wing media machine." He even called disgraced anti-Trump lawyer Michael Avenatti a serious" presidential contender going into the 2020 election cycle.
"I’m very happy to welcome Brian back to CNN in this new role. Brian is one of the best global experts in media commentary, and as the founder of the Reliable Sources newsletter, he is the perfect choice to lead Reliable Sources into its next chapter." - CNN's Newest CEO, Mark Thompson.

 Tater seen here working out at a local Bus Station, getting in shape for the new CNN gig.



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Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Your Body's Updated Terms of Service:

We are writing to inform you that Your Body (“you,” “yourself,” “your aging body”) has updated its terms of service, which apply to the use of all your Parts and Areas. These terms will apply only to Your Once-Useful Body and may differ from Other People’s Bodies, Which Are Still Normal.

We encourage you to review the updated Terms before you attempt any dangerous activity, such as playing with your dog or walking uphill. Our other legal policies are available in our Depressing Policy Center.

Addendum to Terms of Service
I. Food and Beverage
a. Alcohol may be consumed a maximum of three (3) nights per week, with two nights consisting of no more than one (1) beverage and one night consisting of no more than two (2) beverages. If you have one (1) beverage on a night you are supposed to have one (1) beverage, but the drink doesn’t “do anything” and you “don’t feel any different,” you are still not allowed to have a second beverage because the first one “clearly didn’t count.” If you do have two (2) beverages on a night you are supposed to only have one (1), you will have a hangover the next day. Yes, an actual hangover. Also, if you have one (1) beverage on a night you are supposed to have zero (0), you won’t get any sleep and will wake up hating the world. 
b. Caffeine is one of three good things that exist. The others are love and the Fleetwood Mac album Rumours. However, like the relationship between Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham, your body’s relationship to caffeine is a productive yet fraught dance. If you consume any caffeine after 1 p.m., you won’t get any sleep and will wake up hating the world. Other People’s Bodies can consume caffeine until 3 or 4 p.m. or even have an espresso after dinner. You aren’t them and never will be. Also, if you have more than two (2) cups in a day, you will become convinced that there must be some kind of “demon” inside your chest and you will never be normal again. 
c. Despite your many lobbying efforts, Pretzels are still not considered their own food group and should not be treated as such. A healthy diet consists of diverse foods from those food groups recognized by the scientific community. Capeesh?
II. Exercise
a. Your Body and Mind require 4–6 days of exercise per week, unless you want to go to sleep hating the world. Unfortunately, every kind of exercise that you enjoy causes Your Body’s back, knees, or ankles to enter “The Zone of Desolation.” 
b. If your physical pain ever starts to feel depressing, it could help to look on the bright side: if you were a hunter-gatherer, you’d probably be dead by now.
VII. Service
a. As you mature and move forward in life, you ought to give more of yourself to your community. Since you have nothing to offer in terms of physical abilities, wisdom, charm, or general usefulness, consider serving as a frightening cautionary tale. 
b. You aren’t old enough for people to feel like they should serve you by mowing your lawn or bringing you chicken pot pies that are easy to reheat, but if you keep making intensely mediocre decisions, those days will arrive very soon.
XI. Benefits
a. Your age has earned you the right to be cranky. You are allowed, whenever you wish, to say things like “All leaf blowers must die” and “As far as I’m concerned, any grocery store that forces you to use self-checkout machines should be considered a terrorist organization.” 
b. Once per week, you are allowed to shudder when thinking about what high school would have been like if social media had been around then. 
c. If you ever end up getting a serious brain injury, it probably wouldn’t change much.
Moving Forward

You need not take any action regarding this alarming notice. By continuing to utilize your Parts and Movements on or after today, you agree to the updated Terms. If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to type “head difficult to hold upright?” into Reddit.