A startling rumor has surfaced that earlier this year the People’s Republic of China, the most innovative nation on the planet of stolen technology, that has made such amazing technological advances as high-speed trains that sometimes don’t need rails, high-rise buildings that autonomously destroy themselves to create more open spaces in cities, self-driving, self-exploding EVs, and self-cleaning sewer systems which also explode and spew human feces over city streets has now created the world’s first autonomous self-sinking nuclear attack submarine.
Official Chinese state media outlets have made no comment about the new technological wonder, and coy CCP authorities have stated that there never was an autonomous self-sinking nuclear submarine. Reports there was a submarine, but that it may have sunk without any human intervention, human intelligence or control are simply fantasies promoted by anti-CCP, running dogs of capitalist countries. Though, a spokesman for the CCP has stated that if China wanted to build such an amazing vessel it certainly wouldn’t tell anyone about it unless it wanted to, so there.
The new technological wonder the Chinese government denies having made, may have very briefly been seen on satellite after the amazing nuclear sub determined all on its own, that it was time to display its artificial intelligence prowess by sinking and go belly up without any human intervention whatsoever. There are no reports – and absolutely no rumors – that President Xi was said to have been so impressed with the new technological breakthrough, that he immediately ordered that the builders and several high-ranking Chinese naval officers report to him immediately to receive a special accommodation commendation.
There are absolutely no concerns about oil or radioactive material leaking into the Yangtze River. None. Stop it.
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