Sunday, December 31, 2023

Congratulations! You've Survived Another Year of the Biden Clown Show & Dumpster Fire.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Would Like To Wish Everyone a Very Happy, Safe and Prosperous Coming New Year, and Thanks You Very Much For All Your Support of DMF This Past Year!
And Now, Laissez le bon temps rouler!!

Friday, December 29, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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   Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music

Thursday, December 28, 2023

A Fitting End to the Year of Our Lord 2023, The Final Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread of the Year.

As we are in the final days of our latest revolution around the Ball of Sacred Fire in the Sky, as we grapple for the flush handle to rid the excrement the year has left behind, despite our attempts to the contrary, we must acknowledge we have survived another mostly self inflicted year of bedlam and insanity on our little rock. And as your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, I would be interested in, if you are so inclined, your thoughts on 2023, or anything else for that matter.  

You got something to say, now is the time. I think we all can refrain from making fun of you, unless you deserve it. (ATTN: anyone posting links to "The Carpenters" videos will be banned, tracked down wherever you hide and dealt with accordingly) 

The request line is also open, but no one will answer.  The floor is now yours..... Geaux Tigahs!

Sunday, December 24, 2023

Wishes For A Very Merry Christmas To All The Readers Of DMF

The turbulent and chaotic times in which we live can sometime only be tempered in us by Faith...Faith in things we do not fully understand or can explain. Christmas is one such time of temperament. A time when we exhibit what that faith calls us to be everyday. My Prayers and Warm Christmas Greetings go out to you, and all who you hold love in your heart for.

I leave you with this Gift of Music. Take the time to listen. You Will Not Be Sorry. ~ Jan

Friday, December 22, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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   Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Wednesday, December 20, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

It's been another historic week of bedlam and insanity on the democrat run crazy train we call America. And your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, wants to hear your views and opinions on our continuing descent into chaos. God Help Us All! 

You know the ground rules. And use the Coasters. The floor is yours.......
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Monday, December 18, 2023

The Brian Stelter Memorial Award for Worst Quote of the Year 2023

Our Favorite Kickball Squinty Joe Takes Top Honors!! 🥳
NewsBusters - It was a challenging task, but an esteemed panel of NewsBusters editors boiled down all the biased outbursts from lefty hack hosts, anchors, reporters and pundits in 2023 and declared a winner. This year the winner is Joe Scarborough! 
The MSNBC host won for his absurd and dire prediction that if Donald Trump wins re-election he will “imprison” and “execute” his political opponents. The former Republican Congressman, on the November 21 edition of MSNBC’s Morning Joe also claimed that the federal judiciary was the “only thing that stood between” Trump and “the destruction of American democracy” when he was in office.
“Joe Scarborough spews out this kind of insanity every morning. But this particular attack on President Trump and his supporters was so absurd it managed to stand out from the everyday nonsense you typically hear from Joe, Mika and the rest of his crazy leftist cronies on that tire fire of a show. Scarborough was full of crazy rants in the AM this year. 
He also claimed Trump would wipe out the “free press.” He dismissed President Joe Biden’s many senior moments as he bragged that “behind closed doors” Biden is “sharp” and “on top of everything” and has made “Europe safe for democracy.” Scarborough also shamed GOP House members as a bunch of “weirdos, insurrectionists and freaks” for trying to impeach the President over “Biden crime family nonsense.”  
 The Runners Up Came as No Surprise Either - READ MORE HERE

~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage  ~

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, December 17, 2023

Saturday, December 16, 2023

Y'all Don't Forget......... send Santa your Wish List and a Christmas Card this year.  

Wrote Santa a Wish List & Sent Him a Picture today.
 Don't forget to Send your List Too!

Friday, December 15, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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 ~ Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music ~

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

It's been another historic week of bedlam and insanity for we highly evolved pond scum here on the third stone. And your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, wants to hear your views and opinions on our continuing descent into chaos.

And since Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, did not receive the requested Personal Christmas gift preferences from readers in last weeks Open Thread, She will today be embarking on a short trip to the nearby Dolet Hills Coal Fired Power Station to choose from their extensive selection of Bituminous for your stockings.  

You know the ground rules. And use the Coasters. The floor is yours....... 

Tuesday, December 12, 2023

The Ugly Face of DEI in the Poison Ivy League

Excerpts from the Twitter Feed of C. Bradley Thompson @CBradleyThomps1 
"I have received from inside Harvard sources a August 20, 2020 memo from Claudine Gay (now Harvard President) to the Faculty of Arts & Sciences when she was Dean. It flies in the face of everything she said to the world last week. This memo was written when she was a short-listed candidate for the Harvard presidency.  We must face a stunning possibility: Gay got the the job precisely because she holds these views. 
This memo not only exposes her hypocrisy & duplicity but also the real source of what makes her (and those like her) the most destructive force in American higher education. 
This memo is a blueprint for the intellectual corruption & politicization of a once great institution, and it laid the groundwork for the anti-semitism & the anti-Americanism rampant at Harvard today."

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"This moment offers a profound opportunity for institutional change that should not and cannot be squandered. Even as our opportunities to be together on campus are limited, now is the time to reengage and reconnect, both with each other and with the promise of our mission....." 
"I write today to share my personal commitment to this transformational project and the first steps the FAS will take to advance this important agenda in the coming year. Amplify teaching and research on racial and ethnic inequality....." 
"This fall, we will reactivate the cluster hire in ethnicity, indigeneity, and migration, with the goal of making new faculty appointments. In order to accelerate our progress, I am also establishing the Harvard College Visiting Professorship in Ethnicity, Indigeneity, and Migration to recruit leading scholars of race and ethnicity to spend a year at Harvard College actively engaged in teaching our undergraduates. Beginning in 2021-2022, the FAS will appoint up to two new visiting scholars each year....."


Then she(?) goes after the university's long history by suggesting change to the artwork and signage at Harvard to erase the legacy of White men who built and attended the school over the past 387 years from its history. "
"This fall, I am launching the Task Force on Visual Culture and Signage to take up this consequential conversation. This task force will convene a group of faculty, staff, and students from across the FAS to conduct a comprehensive study of our visual culture and articulate principles and informed guidelines for evolving the visual culture and imagery of the FAS. Staff leaders of color remain significantly underrepresented in the FAS. I will launch a study of the hiring, professional development, and promotion practices that may contribute to the low representation of minority staff in managerial and executive roles......" 
These initiatives are just a starting place. Our engagement in anti-racist action and the infusion of inclusive practices into all aspects of our teaching and research mission reflect a new sense of institutional responsibility and will require sustained effort over time..... '
The work of racial justice is not a one-time project. We must be relentless, constructively critical, and action-oriented in our pursuit. Even as I say that, I am clear-eyed that the work of real change will be difficult and for many it will be uncomfortable. Change is messy work. Institutional inertia will threaten to overwhelm even our best efforts. If we are to succeed, we must challenge a status quo that is comfortable and convenient for many....." 
Collectively, we are the authors of Harvard’s future. 


I see this as the rantings of a DEI hire that has no real talent for leading the University, just a chip on her shoulder she uses to get what she wants. An anti-Semite hypocrite to boot.

 “My truth” instantly converts to “my delusions” every time I hear that phrase. Filling the University with people rewarded for skin color rather than merit hastens the day when Harvard becomes irrelevant.

A Short History of Joe Biden's Long Record of Lying About Joe Biden

You might recall that during a 2020 campaign, then-presidential hopeful was asked by an Iowa man if his son Hunter had ever had access to the Obama administration.  The future president, who had vowed to bring decorum and decency back to the White House, got in his face and called the man a "damn liar" and "fat" and told him he was "too old" before insulting his IQ. This act of projection from Biden should have been a warning.

It was modus operandi for Joe, whose extraordinary dishonesty was impressive even for a politician, to question the mental fitness of those who caught him in a lie. When the New York Post broke the Hunter Biden laptop story, strongly indicating that Joe had lied, virtually the entire left-wing media tried to bury the story by relying on the claim of former disgraced intelligence officials that the story smelled like Russian "disinformation. Even Joe noted that the "vast majority of the intelligent people have come out and said there's no basis at all. The wagons were circled. 

Well, we soon found out there was plenty of basis to the story even though the protective lapdog media became deaf and dumb to the evidence. In scores of emails and texts, Hunter talks about the "Big Guy" helping him secure payments and taking his cut. One of Hunter's former business partners contends Joe was involved in the family business, as does Hunter's former close friend, who testified under oath.  At this point, there was overwhelming direct evidence that Joe was a willing participant. And as evidence of Joe's lies about his family's influence-peddling business mounted, "fact-checkers" and the media began struggling to keep up with fresh information.

At first, we were told there was "no evidence" that Biden knew anything. Suddenly, there was "no evidence" that Biden had personally benefited from Biden Inc. (as if enriching your entire family wasn't personal enough).It was around this time that White House language began subtly shifting from blanket denials to finely tuned Clintonesque turns of phrase about Joe never being "in business with his son.

So we eagerly look forward to fact-checkers, media and the White House clarifying why this is all just fine. From Joe Biden "knew nothing" to Joe Biden "did nothing" to none of what Joe Biden did was "illegal" – it's been like a long ride through manure covered fields on a short legged pony. 

Sunday, December 10, 2023

Sunday Soothingness

For your Sunday Soothingness, I present another choice morsel drawn from your Blog Editrix's personal digs. I must say I was pleasantly surprised the name "Otis Spann" came up in the comments of the MFST post below.  Not many people outside of Music School Jazz/Blues academia or hardcore Blues Aficionados would know the name.  Spann was an unsung but much respected session man who spent much of his career tickling the ivories for Muddy Waters, whose keyboard style initial hit me as a kinda laid back Oscar Peterson.

Here I give you the tune "Temperature is Rising" from 1969's 'The Biggest Thing Since Colossus', done with a little help from three of those Fleetwood Mac fellows. 

Friday, December 8, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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 ~ Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music ~

Wednesday, December 6, 2023

Late Night Musing from the Bathtub

Before social media, you could just forget someone completely existed. Good Times. Good times. 

In every partnership there's a person who stacks the dishwasher like a scandinavian architect, and one person that loads the dishwasher like a raccoon on meth.

I have finally recovered from the gym incident last weekend after an old guy wearing short shorts bent down to tie his shoe and the ol flesh chandelier fell right outta the ballroom.

I fully intend to haunt people after I die. I have a list.

I really hate you purebreed people. Every time I have taken my mutt Brutus to the dog park someone asks what breed is he. I always make something up crazy like Waxbeard Poodlecock or Blue Hustler or High Presbyterian. One lady even said she heard that breed is exceptionally good with children.   

Somewhere in the world there is a tree that sprouted the very montent you were born and has grown along with you all this time. And I think that is wonderful!

When my mother was pregnant with my little bro and we were on the side of the road struggling with a flat tire, a car with three men stopped, not to help but to ask directions to a local golf course. Mom sent them 15 mile in the wrong direction. She is the Legend that shaped me. 

There are 13 minerals that are essential for human life, and all of them can be found in Wine. Coincidence? I Think Not!

I choose to believe crop circles are real because I love the thought of space aliens traveling millions of miles to earth and then being like "now time for some arts and crafts."

I do feel bad about the confrontation tonight and the lady at Costcos with her son on a leash. Lady I'm sorry I asked if he was a rescue. The profanity wasn't really necessary, but thank you for not siccing him on me.

.....and gentlemen, always remember - we ladies may not always be able to find our damn keys, but give us Wi-Fi and we will find the name, address and blood type of the girl you held hands with in the second grade! 

Tuesday, December 5, 2023

Elise Takes the President of Harvard to the Woodshed

A school administrator should not be on the fence about explicit or implicit calls for genocide.
She (?) is the pure definition of a DEI hire.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Reheated..... Deep State Plot: Billy Idol Just Became a US Citizen.

Today is a Travel Day. So in the meantime, till I have motivation, enjoy this timely reheated post from 'Great Moments in History': 
Billy Idol Just Became a US Citizen. Do You Know What This Means?
We Will Now Be Inundated With Holiday Music From Hell:
Billy Idol sings ‘White Christmas’

Doc Marten meets Dean Martin in Billy Idol’s plodding version of 'White Christmas,' which has all the appeal of a Christmas stocking full of steaming reindeer turds. The musicians backing him sound like a German wedding band after an afternoon of knocking back steins of Hefeweizen at the local beer garden. As the saying goes, 'It don’t mean a thing if ain't got that swing', and these cats couldn't swing if they were hanging from a lamp post in a hurricane. It is enough to make Santa slit his wrists with a rusty razor blade.

Sunday, December 3, 2023

A Guide to Leftist Lies

The far left’s propaganda arm is warming up for the upcoming election year and tuning up their nonsensical lies that the pro-freedom right, imbued with the precepts of individual liberty and limited government is somehow the same as overarching big government collectivist authoritarians.  The time has come to proactively start tabulating the ever-growing and long list of startling and uncomfortable ways the Democrat party emulates the Nazi Party

Lies, deceitand deception are some of the biggest similarities between the fascist far left of today and a certain National Socialist German Workers’ Party of one hundred years ago.  It’s a commonality with all collectivist leftist authoritarians.  This is a key facet of that side of the political spectrum in that the left side prefers force to freedom to shape society.  Lies are another form of force on people’s well-being as a means of mental manipulation.

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Friday, December 1, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music