Friday, March 31, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music

Damn! Keith Olbermann Sure Has Let Himself Go!

The Scourge of Terminal TDS  

Wednesday, March 29, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread

So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Bitch, Rant or Share Ye Links. 

And As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight.......and Use the Damn Coasters.

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird

A Guide to Understanding the Hoax of the Century

Something monstrous is taking shape in America. Formally, it exhibits the synergy of state and corporate power in service of a tribal zeal that is the hallmark of fascism. Yet anyone who spends time in America and is not a brainwashed zealot can tell that it is not a fascist country. What is coming into being is a new form of government and social organization that is as different from mid-twentieth century liberal democracy as the early American republic was from the British monarchism that it grew out of and eventually supplanted. A state organized on the principle that it exists to protect the sovereign rights of individuals, is being replaced by a digital leviathan that wields power through opaque algorithms and the manipulation of digital swarms. It resembles the Chinese system of social credit and one-party state control, and yet that, too, misses the distinctively American and providential character of the control system. In the time we lose trying to name it, the thing itself may disappear back into the bureaucratic shadows, covering up any trace of it with automated deletions from the top-secret data centers of Amazon Web Services, “the trusted cloud for government.”
When the blackbird flew out of sight, 
It marked the edge 
Of one of many circles.
In a technical or structural sense, the censorship regime’s aim is not to censor or to oppress, but to rule. That’s why the authorities can never be labeled as guilty of disinformation. Not when they lied about Hunter Biden’s laptops, not when they claimed that the lab leak was a racist conspiracy, not when they said that vaccines stopped transmission of the novel coronavirus. Disinformation, now and for all time, is whatever they say it is. That is not a sign that the concept is being misused or corrupted; it is the precise functioning of a totalitarian system.

If the underlying philosophy of the war against disinformation can be expressed in a single claim, it is this: You cannot be trusted with your own mind.

What follows is an attempt to see how this philosophy has manifested in reality. It approaches the subject of disinformation from 13 angles—like the “Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird,” Wallace Stevens’ 1917 poem—with the aim that the composite of these partial views will provide a useful impression of disinformation’s true shape and ultimate design. Continue Reading.

*Excerpted From a Longer Essay Well Worth the Read Titled "A Guide to Understanding the Hoax of the Century" by JACOB SIEGEL

Monday, March 27, 2023

Well, Houston Has Never Had a Mayor That Wears a Go-cart Tire on Her Head Before

Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee Announces Bid for Mayor of Houston


Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee, best known to readers of DMF as the women who appears to wear a Go-Cart Tire on her head, who represents one of the most racially gerrymandered districts in the entire country and is often mistaken for Bert the Farting Hippo of the Houston Zoo, wants to be Queen of Houston Texas.

Lee's run for Mayor of Houston brings the longtime political hack back to where she initially started her career in local politics as an at-large Houston City Council member from 1990 to 1994. Her federal political career began in 1995 representing the Texas 18th Congressional District and accomplished little other than making dramatically bigoted speeches from the house floor and mumbling nonsense on cable news like Al Sharpton's clown show on MSNBC.

Houston, you have our prayers.

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, March 26, 2023

Sunday Soothingness

For your Sunday Soothingness, a choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Blog Editrix's personal digs, a guitar duet by Peter Frampton and jazz great Larry Carlton, of a rendition of  the Miles Davis Classic "All Blues" from Frampton's 2019 Album of the same name. It pairs well with a nice adult beverage of your liking.
 

Saturday, March 25, 2023

The Most Compelling Argument for the Oxford Comma I've Yet Seen.

I have been accused of not using, or improperly using commas in my post by insufferable Karens both male & female. For they are forgiven because they know not I was raised in the French language that we all know doesn't give a flying fuk about the King's English.  But, at least I was taught to use the comma before the “and” in a list…it’s just more clear that way. 👇 😂

Friday, March 24, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music

Thursday, March 23, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Reader for Now Because She Has Three Projects Going at Once and as Chaos Rules at the Moment, She's Way to Busy to Produce and Present a Post of Magnificence and Superior Quality Her Marvelous, Handsome & Enlightened Readers Have Come to Expect and Deserve. *cough*    

So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Bitch, Rant or Share Ye Links. 

And As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight.......and Use the Damn Coasters.

Tuesday, March 21, 2023

So There’s This Big Rumor Going Around....

.....a rumor DJT is gonna be arrested. I really don’t know all the specifics and I do not care.

This nakedly political oppression under the color of law is just another step in a long series of abuses and usurpations. We see it every day, especially on days close to an election. But really, it’s everywhere, every day. Sometime just lurking in the darkness. 

I don’t know what will happen. Maybe these headlines get packed away in a box to be deployed at a later date. Maybe there’s just some paper moved. I can’t imagine a perp-walk. And anyway, I don’t know what I’ll do. Probably nothing. Maybe something.

Say what you will about Trump, how much you don’t like him, the charges are valid, and there’s this tape you see….. whatever. Democrats do not get so much as threatened with anything, whereas Republicans get impeached, investigated, and prosecuted. I do not care about the specifics. It’s the pattern which matters, and which is undeniable.

I don’t expect to convince anybody of anything — I’m hardly convinced myself — and I certainly won’t begrudge the RTs and the NTs their reluctance to get worked up over this on the particulars. The pattern, however, is probably where we will find more common ground on the right. 

The knob on an awful machine is set for DJT. Do they dare fire it?

Regrettable conflict have started for reasons less directly, less visibly, less obviously a casus belli. We may be in the early throes of the collapse of what has been called “the everything bubble” for the last decade. Bad time to strike a match.

~Thank You Gator Doug @the Daily Gator for the Linkage! ~

Monday, March 20, 2023

Climate Grifters Move the Goalposts Yet Again


THE END IS NEAR!!!! 
I know, I know, forget what we said in the past 50 years or so.
THIS TIME WE REALLY REALLY MEAN IT!!!!

A Good Monday Morning


Saturday, March 18, 2023

This Week in Crazy Sh*t Democrats Say.


Short List. This is just since Wednesday:
 
* Only Joe Biden could consistently say something as stupid as this:
“MAGA Republicans Are Calling For Defunding The Police”…

* Whoopi Goldberg has to Apologize Again For Using ethnic Slur On Air. - When is ABC going to park this nasty Bint??

* Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Blows Ozone up her ass for ‘Wellness’ - This comes as no real surprise here.

* "Associating a multi-billion dollar bank failure to supposed $70.5 million giveaway made to Black organizations is quite literally the definition of white supremacy — especially when it's a bank that has been and continues to be largely run by white people." - BLM Global Grifter Network Foundation.  

* “We Can All Learn From What China Is Doing” - Your Whacked out Energy Secretary Jennifer Granhole.  - Not sure if she means using child labor in africa for mining toxic elements china uses for your new electric car batteries, or building new coal burning power plants like the CCP are building all over South Asia? 

* Dem Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz - Fentanyl and other drugs “Mostly Carried In By Americans.” The Crisco Kid Strikes Again!

* MSNBC's Fernand Amandi- Ron DeSantis Is a “MAGA. Extremist. Bully.” And a “Fascist.” - He almost forgot to say Fascist. Almost.

* Nancy Pelosi: We Must Work With China “To Save The Planet From Climate Change”. Burp! Get Me That Granhole woman on the phone.

* NYT Editorial Board Resident Biogot Mara Gay on DJT saying internal problems pose the gravest threat to Western Civilization: "This is the language not just of dystopia, but of fascism, of white supremacy. This is coded language." -  Same shit. Different day....

* Joe Biden Says He Had An “Epiphany” And Began Supporting Gay Marriage In High School. (1960) - This Man has an pathological need, to tell obvious lies at the weirdest times. But no one is counting.

~Thank You Gator Doug @the Daily Gator for the Linkage! ~

Friday, March 17, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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☘️ Happy Saint Patrick's Day! ☘️

Thursday, March 16, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

Don Your Blogging Thongs and Bitch, Rant or Share Ye Links.
 And As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight......and Use the Damn Coasters.

*****

Tuesday, March 14, 2023

Greta Thunberg Threatens to Hold Her Breath Until Evil World Leaders Capitulate To Her Demands


MFNS - After the utter embarrassment of the uncovering of a recent deleted 2018 tweet predicting the world could no longer be saved in 2023, the provocative pig tailed propaganda purveyor of climate panic, far left activist Greta Thunberg, has put the world on notice that she intends to hold her breath until her climate change demands to stop using fossil fuels are met she told the press.
"I will hold my breath until you evil rat bastards capitulate to my demands. Failure to do so will result in my demise as well as mother Earth and you will burn in HELL! 
Do You Understand!!??"
For a little background:
In June of 2018, the high school dropout tweeted a quote from an article predicting, “climate change will wipe out all of humanity unless we stop using fossil fuels over the next five years.” In other words, the point of no return is 2023. In other words, nothing can be done if we do not stop using fossil fuels by 2023.

Well, if nothing can be done, that means the entire environmental movement might as well pack up and go home.

This is the 54th prediction these enviro-fascists have had to take back. 54 dire predictions about the environment, and not one of them—not one!—has come true. The environmental movement is 0-54. We should all eat bugs, give up our air conditioning, and turn to socialism due to climate change (which is a hoax) because this 0-54 group says so?? What’s more, should we take this weird, little scold who didn’t finish high school seriously? - John Nolte
Greta took no questions as she then excused herself to rush to meet her reservations for a first class, climate controlled private compartment on mass transit powered by fossil fuel produced electricity to continue the fourth year of her 'How Dare You' tour.

Monday, March 13, 2023

Biden Handlers Execute 'Short Con' Aimed at Gaslighting Low Information Voters


"The shell game is also known as a “short con” because it is quick, simple, and easily executed, and it can be reversed whenever the trickster feels like it. Biden’s new ersatz toughness on fiscal matters, the border, inflation, and the rest is a short con. His policy seems to move, but it is all sleight of hand.

Biden’s sudden efforts to cast himself as tough on immigration, an issue on which he is 44 points underwater in polls because of the disaster he’s created on the southern border. His abject mismanagement drew a record 2 million-plus illegal immigrants into the United States in 2022, five times as many as in the year before he took office.

To muddy the waters on immigration, he’ll do what he did on spending. With that, he used the $2 trillion federal deficit of 2020, the year of the COVID recession, as his baseline and bragged that its decline to $1.4 trillion by 2022 made him fiscally responsible for “the largest one-year drop in American history.” He treats voters as fools who can’t see through the sham. If he cuts illegal immigration, let’s say by 25%, expect him to argue in 2024, “I cut record illegal immigration by 500,000 — more than any president in history.” Yadda, yadda!

This is an old political trick — screw things up and create a mess, and then when you make a few repairs, you hope to win praise for them while not getting any blame for creating the crisis in the first place.

Biden is now, supposedly, an immigration hawk, not a border destroyer; a deficit cutter, not a profligate spender; an inflation fighter — remember the laughably named Inflation Reduction Act — not a mad modern monetary theorist; and is also suddenly tough on crime, not the criminals’ best friend." Hugo Gurdon

It's a shell game. Rhetoric intended to dupe his base - low info blacks, MSNBC soft skulls and Xanax infused suburban white female voters - to create confusion about what his policy really is.

~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage! ~

A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, March 12, 2023

Sunday Soothingness

For Your Sunday Soothingness, a choice morsel drawn from your Blog Editrix's personal collection, done by someone I have a kinship of sorts.  Neither of us were born in the deep south, but once here, we knew way down inside it's where we're meant to be. So for your listening pleasure, and sensory stimulation, I give you Maria Muldaur and "Talk Real Slow" from the album "Fanning the Flames" 

Friday, March 10, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music

Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

It's Time Once Again for Your Beloved Blog Editrix to Turn Things Over to You, The Reader.

Don Your Blogging Thongs, and As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight
......and Use the Damn Coasters.

*****


Tuesday, March 7, 2023

A Study in Projection by a Master.

 
Dear Ms. Goldberg Johnson. The left invented the term 'Woke'. Projecting it onto people critical of your worldview is typical of 'The View' M.O.  There are to this day nasty leftist websites as well as streaming sites run by domestic terrorist sympathizers with 'WOKE' in their domain names. Google it you nasty bint. 

Whoopi cheers erasing history she’s not in tune with. One wonders if Goldberg will be so pleased when the calls come to take down statues of Martin Luther King and remove his name from roads and schools. After all, like her argument with Lincoln, ‘he’s really not in tune with where we are as a nation’ since, by 2023 standards, he was homophobic and transphobic.

[NewsBusters]
[Washington Exam.]

Monday, March 6, 2023

The Norma Desmond Drama Queen Of American Politics Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut


Transparency is to Democrats what sunlight and holy water are to vampires and one of the left-wing party’s top congressional ghouls hissed in impotent fury over the idea that the more than 40,000 hours or surveillance footage from January 6, 2021, the day of the so-called insurrection could soon be made public.

Serial liar and shameless conspiracy theorist, Rep. Adam Schiff melted down on Twitter after Fox News host Tucker Carlson announced that the video which has been broken down by his team would finally see the light of day.
“Weak men peddle false election lies while privately dismissing them as absurd. Weak men use fear and hate to motivate their followers,” he whined. “Weak men value money and notoriety over truth and decency. Tucker Carlson is a weak, weak man.”
Twitter reacted to Schiff’s outburst by flame-broiling Pelosi’s defrocked chief inquisitor and generously basting him with a glaze of his own pathetic hypocrisy.
Twitter went on and on roasting him mercilessly.

The only thing that holds politicians in check is a spotlight from the press, and today the press is locked in the dark dank sphere of the democrats.  Every day the democrat media reports bring fresh revelations of un-named sources with no evidence what so ever. Just headlines. More headlines, more soundbites. All the while ignoring the real news of executive branch corruption.

[BizPac]
[The Tweeter Box]
~Thank You Gator Doug @the Daily Gator for the Linkage! ~

A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, March 5, 2023

CNN Announces 2023 Prom Queen / King Nominations

MFNS - After a three year long hiatus because of covid, CNN has decided to bring back their yearly Corporate Prom, Talent Show and Primal Scream Competition for it's employees. The event is intended to be a bit of sunshine in a sea of bad ratings for beleaguered network personalities doing heated battle rating races with local cable access gardening shows and reruns of 50 year old Perry Mason episodes.

Former CNN anchor and recovering makeup addict, Brook Baldwin, a five time Prom Queen (2011-16) revealed in her recent book "WTF Am I Working Here for?? - Memories of My Days at CNN", that the CNN Prom Queen Reign was an opportunity to show all the other ambitious CNN employees just who "The Bitch Who Shall Not Be Fucked With" is for the following year. But she also said the crown sometime results in bad feelings, sharp words and hair pulling screaming matches in the women restroom.

CNN has opened up the voting for the Prom Queen, and since they've lost 75% of their audience, they invite the general public who still watch CNN to help choose. So here's your opportunity to do your civic duty and help crown the newest Queen of CNN from this bevy of talented beauties.

Leave your choices in the comments and we'll make sure your vote get counted. No mail in ballots will be counted. Otherwise we use democrat election rules. You are allowed to vote numerous times, but within a reasonable number.

It's like...like.....it's history or something. Here are your CNN 2023 Prom Queen Nominees:


Editrix Update: It was just announced by the CNN 'Department of Diversity & Inclusion' that in the spirit of fairness, Prom King nominations would the limited to CNN's 2 Black male employees only.

This break in tradition caused Don Lemon (Prom Queen 2017-18) nomination to be moved from the 'Queen' to 'King' Category to create competition, which caused Victor Blackwell to accuse CNN of racism. 

Your MOF Prom King Nominees:



Friday, March 3, 2023

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music

Thursday, March 2, 2023

State Senator Single Handedly Trolls an Entire State Political Party.

Blaise Ingoglia, a Republican Senator in Florida, yesterday proposed the most hilarious bill that trolls the Democrats so hard. And boy are they are pissed.  Well Done Sir!
The proposed bill would:
"immediately cancel the filings of a political party, to include its registration and approved status as a political party, if the party’s platform has previously advocated for, or been in support of, slavery or involuntary servitude."
The bill doesn’t mention anywhere Democrats by name, so it’s interesting they know it’s about them....just kidding, everyone knows. So by the Florida Democrats acknowledging that this bill is about them, are they actually admitting to being the pro-slavery party that they say the Republicans are?

Ingoglia said he is sick of conservatives being called racist all the time for not conforming to insane Leftist policies. So, he decided to troll them by saying they should be canceled. Ingoglia said he he is sick of conservatives being called racist all the time for not conforming to insane Leftist policies. So, he decided to troll them by saying they should be canceled. Because they’re racist. LOL

And in typical fashion, the dems lost their shit:
I love how they are treating it as it’s going to be one party rule if Democrats cannot be registered as a party. Suddenly all those people who could still register as a party under a different name all of a sudden cannot vote.

Good grief these people are simpletons.

H/T Chicks On The Right

Throwback Thursday: Boobs of the World Expo

 From the Dark Dank Archives of MFNS - Dec. 2012