Well, Houston Has Never Had a Mayor That Wears a Go-cart Tire on Her Head Before

Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee Announces Bid for Mayor of Houston

Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee, best known to readers of DMF as the women who appears to wear a Go-Cart Tire on her head, who represents one of the most racially gerrymandered districts in the entire country and is often mistaken for Bert the Farting Hippo of the Houston Zoo, wants to be Queen of Houston Texas.

Lee's run for Mayor of Houston brings the longtime political hack back to where she initially started her career in local politics as an at-large Houston City Council member from 1990 to 1994. Her federal political career began in 1995 representing the Texas 18th Congressional District and accomplished little other than making dramatically bigoted speeches from the house floor and mumbling nonsense on cable news like Al Sharpton's clown show on MSNBC.

Houston, you have our prayers.