Friday, June 24, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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There's two songs almost guaranteed when the first few notes ring out at a weekend southern barbecue or fish fry that will even get grandma to set down her red plastic cup of sweet tea and grab the closest person and start dancin'. Believe me on this one! Enjoy. DS

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The YouTube poster made this vid private last night after I had formatted this post, so you'll have to click the Watch Link below to see it now. 

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Ringling Bros & Barnum & Bailey, We Found your Clowns!

This person is put forward in the media as a constitutional expert (cause he wrote him a book) when in fact is just another crazy bigot like the media loves. In actuality, this loudmouth clown is a contributor to the commie rag "The Nation" which is all you really need to know about it him. And I question who ever had the idea to give this Zerlina chick a TV show. 


Wednesday, June 22, 2022

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Tuesday, June 21, 2022

A Toast to Summer

“Hold summer in your hand, pour summer in a glass, a tiny glass of course, the smallest tingling sip, for children; change the season in your veins by raising glass to lip and tilting summer in.” - Ray Bradbury

Monday, June 20, 2022

NOLA's LaToya "Da Destroya" Gifts the City a "Peace Pole" and "Hair Pick".

Madam Mayor Latoya "Da Destroya" Cantrell

One of the great cultural centers of the South, the City of New Orleans is rapidly becoming unlivable, with crime creeping into the reasonable safety of the Tourist and Business Districts, and the crumbling infrastructure remaining unaddressed. But Mayor Cantrell is continuing the expensive crusade to cleanse the city of offensive statues, like that of the Hero of the Battle of New Orleans and 7th President of the United States, Andrew Jackson.

Last Wednesday, LaToya "Da Destroya" unveiled the newest civic improvement in the city.

She unveiled a Peace Pole. A Peace Pole.

Sure, there may be 14 year olds having shoot outs in the streets & hijacking BMW's around the city, and potholes big enough for a bus to fall in, but we now have a Peace Pole that took FOUR entities to install. The city thought this new bit of “infrastructure” was so impressive that Da Destroya actually sobered up and had at ribbon-cutting ceremony.

Sadly, the Pole worked for about an hour. Two feral Trayvons shot a white woman on interstate 10 shortly after the ceremony.
It’s easier to erect a Peace Pole than to actually do something to improve the city of New Orleans. Especially since the mayor is an absentee drunk, the police chief is incompetent, and DA doesn’t want to prosecute anyone, and the sheriff doesn’t believe in incarcerating anybody.

But that's not all she gave the city!!

Just in time for Juneteenth celebrations this weekend: A new statue for the city in Lafayette Square, some kind of combination of Afro pick and black power fist.......
Clearly the city needs to up the ante to curb violence. I’m thinking TWO more hair picks to bookend the peace pole. It’s the only logical thing to do at this point.

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A Good Monday Morning


Friday, June 17, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Music Chair of Music

Thursday, June 16, 2022

To Hell With the Queens English! Let's Talk Google


According to a report at Breitbart, leaked material from Google provided a behind-the-scenes glimpse of the tech giant's own 1984 feature rolled out to users of Google Docs that suggests woke-approved replacements for words. Google announced the feature’s rollout in April, but gave scant details about how it operated, except to say that it would flag “discriminatory and inappropriate language” to users and recommend more “inclusive” alternatives.

Google is using the feature to push woke ideology on business users, nudging them away from language that points to basic realities that undermine far-left identitarian politics, such as the existence of two separate genders.

Examples in the report show code screenshots of Google’s curated list of non-woke words and their woke replacements, such as replacing “manhole” with “maintenance hole”. I shit you not. 

The leaked code also shows that Google has a problem with the word “white.” Accordingly, it would recommend that the word “whitepaper” be replaced with more “racially inclusive” terminology such as “report.” “Master” is another word that Google apparently believes does not have sufficient racial inclusiveness and identifies the word “masterpiece” as a problem. But it appears the masterminds at Google have yet to come up with a replacement.

Google is attempting to using its “strength and resources” to replace people’s everyday language with woke terminology sanctioned by progtard leftist. Beyond the replacement of words, Google appears to want to influence the way its users think — rewriting our concepts of race, gender, and history.

Soon we are going to be unable to function with the insanely complex victimology of the left. Everything is finding a pecking order of victimhood which is beyond the Marxist dreams of class divisions to wreck a society.

I did get a real kick out of one bit of most excellent snark from the comments I'll share with you:

I can see the memo explaining why the company got rid of the water cooler.

To my fellow employees & SJW allies,

We got rid of the water cooler today because certain religious groups who we respect were not able to take water touched by people they consider unclean during certain times. Unfortunately, we were not able to get the proper permits for multiple vending machines for blessed water, unblessed water, water in plastic bottles, water in cans, enviro-friendly solar powered water cooler machines, unisex machines, unigender machines, cis machines only & natural raw water in glass bottles purchased from local vendors only.

The management apologizes to any and all persons that were offended by the previous process of disposable paper cups, disposable plastic cups, sudsing detergents for cleaning reusable cups and any unapproved toxic masculinity or toxic feminity that occurred near or around the water coolers.

Yours Truly,
(Th(him)/he) Bishop of the Bitter Clingers.

P.S. GOOD LUCK DRINKING FROM THE STEAM YOU JACKWAGGONS

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Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

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Tuesday, June 14, 2022

"You Read Quote Now! " - Confucius

"The health fanatics who have poisoned all our natural enjoyments ought, in my view, to be rounded up and locked together in a place where they can bore each other rigid with their futile nostrums for eternal life. The rest of us should live out our days in a chain of linked symposia, in which the catalyst is wine, the means conversation, the goal a serene acceptance of our lot and a determination not to outstay our welcome.” - Sir Roger Scruton 
 
 "Much to the embarrassment of emotionally well-adjusted Americans, the House Soviet Select Committee on Daddy Issues, also known as the J6 Committee, continues to play kangaroo court for a television audience that couldn’t fill a windowless pervert van. Thus far, all the committee has accomplished is to showcase Liz Cheney’s constipation-induced humorlessness. 
One would think that people who have had so much practice spinning false narratives would be better at this by now." - Stephen Kruiser  
 
 “To save power, we turn off the car’s cooling system and the radio, unplug our phones and lower the windshield wipers to the lowest possible setting while still being able to see. Three miles away from the station, we have one mile of estimated range.”- Rachel Wolfe

Monday, June 13, 2022

Former Clinton Circus Midget Has Fallen From His Booster Seat One Too Many Times.


"I trust Joe Biden’s steadiness and judgment, and if he runs again, I’ll probably back him in 2024. But today I want to suggest someone who isn’t even a Democrat, and whose positions on many issues I (and I suspect you) strongly disagree with — but who could possibly be the best president of the United States for the perilous time we’re entering. 
I’m referring to Liz Cheney. 
Before you reject this idea out of hand, please bear with me. Even if you still end up thinking it’s a ludicrous notion, let me take you through the argument." - Read More

The little worm has gone full Bozoretardist

A Good Monday Morning


Saturday, June 11, 2022

Job Posting For Senior Biden Administration Scapegoat

[Place White House Seal Header Here Before Monday Release If Any of You SOB's Can Find It]

White House Office of Human Resources: June 13, 2022

JOB DESCRIPTION
Consistently operating with innate flaws and a toxic culture, the Biden Administration as a whole has managed to scrape by as a inept political presence through routines that could only be described as incompetent dumpster fire that is burning as violently as the Great Chicago Fire. Are you our O’Leary cow?

As Senior (office of one) Administration Scapegoat, you will work alongside all Executive departments and Cabinet Offices on all projects, all of which were absolutely doomed from their inception thanks to poor leadership, blatant nepotism and, inexplicably, something you did. If you’re a recent graduate of a diploma mill or HBCU and feeling hopeless about the future or just a deeply broken human—we want you! Learn more about the role and what it entails below. 

JOB RESPONSIBILITIES
  • Everything 
  • And so much more
QUALIFICATIONS
  • An IQ at least as high as the average Democrat voter (70-75)
  • Bachelor’s degree from an education institution that put you in significant debt.
  • Experience with overbearing parents who are continuously disappointed.
  • Proven three-plus-year track record of being from somewhere other than here.
  • Able to work independently on projects that were originally designed for four or five people.
  • Demonstrated history of taking the blame for things that are assuredly not your fault.
  • Capacity to ingest and absorb passive-aggressive (and aggressive-aggressive) emails.
  • Familiarity with a feeling of total and absolute desperation
  • Must have semi-reliable transportation so we can claim that the only reason we didn’t deliver our promise to control inflation or caused an international incident that leads to possible nuclear stand-off, is because you were late that one time.

BENEFITS
  • Salary commensurate with experience, but… it’s going to be low. 
  • 401K company match after a year, because we know you won’t be here by then.
  • The legal minimum number of PTO days will be given, and maybe a few holidays, but definitely not the progressive ones 
  • Occasional work-from-home allowances. It’s not a benefit, but we’ll treat it like one.

TO APPLY
Scream into the void. If nothing and no one responds, then please send us your résumé and a well-crafted cover letter that we’ll never read. If we think you might be a good fit, we’ll respond with an incredibly finite number of interview slots for some time in the next twenty-four hours, thus allowing you no time to prepare or consider whether you actually want the role.

Apply today to be our Senior  Administration Scapegoat. We can’t wait to blame you for our mistakes.

Friday, June 10, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Music Chair of Music

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

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Step Right Up And See the Greatest Show On Earth: Bennie & The Pips J6 Committee Go Prime Time!

EARL Done This (Click to Bigify)

Step right this way to see Chairman 'Primetime Bennie' and his select committee's professionally produced theater, complete with very very select choice tasty tidbits of narrative supporting witness testimony, with video and still images projected on the big screen for your Inquisition viewing pleasure beginning tomorrow night.

So nuke you a TV dinner & grab a beer and join Bennie, Liz, Pencil Neck, Zoe, Cryin' Adam, lil' Jamie and the rest of the pips at their nasty best as they go all out for the coveted best dramatic performance spread out over the next 2 weeks. And we can all be confident their Emmy for 'Best Scripted Drama' is already being engraved.

As we saw with the Russia collusion hoax, democrats are quite comfortable with lying to the American public for long periods of time in their efforts to work through their Daddy Trump issues.

Monday, June 6, 2022

46* Snubs D-Day Commemoration 2nd Year in a Row

Perhaps Because Dangerous Guns Were Involved or He Doesn't Want to Offend the German People

People across the world honored veterans of Operation Overlord on the 78th anniversary of a day thousands of men breached Hitler’s grip on Europe. A memorial service was held in Normandy, France Monday morning. Throughout the day, the 4,414 American soldiers who died fighting the German war machine on June 6, 1944 were honored.

But for a second straight year, Joe Biden did not mark the day through any kind of official proclamation or a simple statement. It's not like this White House doesn’t issue statements frequently. On May 31, they gave an official proclamation on National Ocean Month (?), a proclamation on National Home Ownership Month and a proclamation on Great Outdoors Month.

But the sacrifice of blood of a generation to fight a totalitarian cancer on humanity gets not a mention. What a useless Jackass!


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Friday, June 3, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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A Question Rendered.

For Your Consideration:

Someone kills a person in an automobile accident while driving drunk.

Who do you blame?

  • The Automobile
  • The Driver
  • The Alcohol

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Harper's Bazaar Does Jill Biden



"Some days, I see Joe and I’m just like, ‘I don’t know how you’re doing it.’ The pandemic and then it’s war and then it’s the economy and then it’s the gas prices and inflation and shortages and........"

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Monday, May 30, 2022

“Hell Frozen Over”

Via One of My Daily Reads - A Quirky, Always Interesting Little Blog, Fletcher's Castoria

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One anonymous student, however, wrote the following: 
 “First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. 
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. 
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. 
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. 
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct ... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’

" THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A". 
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A Good Monday Morning


 

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Bill Maher Lays Down Some Serious Truths. Activist Now Call For His Head

Bill Maher Gave a Little Unpopular Perspective on Last Weeks Real Time. 
But Pay Attention Where He Gets Applause
Trans Activist Actually believe Trannies are Evolution by Natural Selection.

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Friday, May 27, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Music Chair of Music




Thursday, May 26, 2022

Playground 3-on-3 Players Who Dream of Making it to the International Supervillain NBA

Throwback Thursday: The Famous Unaired Last 'Love Boat' Episode

From the Dank Archives of DMF - October 7, 2015

Starring in order of Appearance:


Wednesday, May 25, 2022

The Monkey Pox Rolling into San Fran


Who needs to worry about monkeypox? “Everybody,” said Presidentish Joe Biden in Korea on Monday. “We’re working on it, hard, to figure out what we do,” he said. But who is this “everybody” that Biden insists should be all aflutter over the pox? Maybe 120 cases, mostly restricted to a small subset of the populations of a dozen countries with more than half a billion people, and they basically have been a concentration of cases among men who have sex with men gettin' infected.

I refuse to worry about monkeypox unless we find out that those wacky Wuhan scientists have been monkeying around with it. Washington and the Global Panicmonger Industry just won’t give up trying to scare us, will they? So we’re all going to die. If we don’t follow orders, that is.

Being an American in 2022 is a little like being a Russian soldier on the Eastern Front — you’ll do your patriotic duty, or else. At least that’s what we’re supposed to believe.  

[Insanity Wrap]
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Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Jan. 6 Committee's Dramatic Kabuki Theater Ready To Interrupt Primetime For Nation's Couch Potatoes


If someone had told you in 2019 that none other than the dark spawn of Darth Vader himself, Liz Cheney, would be staring in the cast of a primetime democrat political extravaganza, you've have told them to put down the crack pipe. But, here we are.

According to Hugo Lowell of that loveable limey leftist rag 'The Guardian' reports that the January 6 Select Committee has scheduled six hearings, with the first occurring Thursday, June 9, at 8 p.m. Eastern time. The last hearing will take place on June 23, also in primetime. There will also be four 10 a.m. hearings on June 13, 15, 16 and 21 which could preempt the cackling hens of "THE VIEW' and throw some wine-soaked suburban housewife Biden voters into a tizzy, or absolute orgasm depending on their consumption. 

The select committee appears to be planning for the hearings to be extensive affairs. The prime-time hearings are currently scheduled to last between 1.5 and 2 hours and the morning hearings between 2 and 2.5 hours. A select committee member will lead each of the hearings, but top investigative lawyers who are intimately familiar with the material will primarily conduct the questioning of witnesses to keep the democrat's narrative tightly on track. Each presentation will focus on a theme and feature witness testimony, with video and still images projected on screens to reinforce the narrative.

Lowell reports that the hearings are divided into cute color coded teams:
The “purple” team has focused on the militia groups, while the “gold” team has examined Trump’s efforts to overturn the election. The “red” team has looked at Stop the Steal, the “green” team at the financing for January 6, and the “blue” team at the government response.
No word if appropriate color jerseys will be worn. Go Team.

As Lowell notes, "the select committee is attempting to connect the dots to make a connection of Trump’s political speech January 6 and the militia groups’ violence at the Capitol.

I'm sure the video of the capital Police throwing flash bang grenades into the crowd before the rush for the capital doors, and the Police standing inside directing traffic won't be part of the presentation, but just the violence at the capital steps and the sporadic and unnecessary vandalism.

It should be noted that the Washington Post last week praised Liz Cheney for pushing harder than the Committee's Democrats to go after DJT and subpoena the congressional Republicans. Poor gurl got herself booted out of leadership and will likely lose her congressional seat. * NO REAL SHITS GIVEN THERE*

[The Guardian]
H/T to That Sleazy Blog that Shall Remain Unnamed 
 
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Saturday, May 21, 2022

"The Typhoid Mary of Disinformation"

From her days as Bush/Cheney propagandist, to her stint on The View, to her role as beloved-by-Democrats MSNBC host, Nicolle Wallace has perfected the art of sociopathic lying.

Screen shot from the video “The Typhoid Mary of Disinformation” by Matt Orfalea 

"Lurking beneath her perky smile, multi-million-dollar media contracts, gushing liberal fan base and a long list of media admirers is something extremely dark and pernicious. In a swamp of professional liars and sleaze merchants, Nicolle Wallace has distinguished herself easily as one of the most seamless and casual liars in the world of Washington politics and media. Few Bush-era propagandists have thrived more, made more money, and developed a more devoted and swooning liberal fan base than the official Communications Director of the Bush/Cheney White House and 2004 Bush/Cheney-reelection campaign, Nicolle Wallace. 
So beloved was Wallace by the corporate press that she was rewarded in 2014 with a highly lucrative contract to be a co-host on ABC's The View. She then joined NBC News. Quickly adapting to her new role as a Republican who vehemently despised Donald Trump — easily the most lucrative Trump-era archetype —- MSNBC bestowed her with her own afternoon cable show in 2017. 
She quickly became one of Democratic viewers' most popular hosts — constantly giving a platform to Steve Schmidt and other Lincoln Project sleaze merchants as part of the #NeverTrump gang. Wallace has employed her personality traits in service of the most toxic and insidious of all tasks: a happy, relentless purveyor of official disinformation."

"When the CIA wants the American public contaminated with its lies and disinformation, Nicolle Wallace's lips begin moving. She delivers the anonymous disinformation campaigns of the U.S. security state with a tone of empathy, compassion, and liberal elegance, all in the language and with the affectations which affluent liberals most admire. 
There is literally not a single liberal/CIA disinformation campaign over the last six years that she did not fully and uncritically embrace. 
Each time the U.S. Security State and Democratic Party fabricated blatant lies and embarked on injecting their poisonous brew into the American bloodstream, Nicolle Wallace was at the forefront. 
Those who most flamboyantly warn of the dangers of disinformation and seek to censor the internet in the name of fighting it are, (through such tactics as the defunct-for-now Homeland Security Disinformation Board) in fact, the most aggressive and destructive purveyors of disinformation in the world......"
Read Much More HERE.

Wallace's present obsession is the January 6th commission, who daily, with her regular TDS afflicted panel members, pour over notes from the committee hearing and help direct the narrative push leading up the televised public hearing coming next month.

This women might as well have 'Deep State SPOX' tattooed on her forehead. 

Friday, May 20, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, May 19, 2022

Hanoi Jane Was Right. Just Not the Way She Thought

"I just think COVID is God’s gift to the left. That’s a terrible thing to say. I think it was a very difficult thing to send down to us, but it has ripped the Band-Aid off who [Trump] is and what he stands for and what is being done to average people and working people in this country." -Jane Fonda 
At first, it seemed that Jane Fonda was right. The left didn’t let the crisis go to waste. They used it as a weapon. They curtailed free speech. They went after people and tried to suppress freedom in almost every respect. The George Floyd incident added even more fuel to the fire – literally speaking. The Left was on a roll … And then it wasn’t.

 What happened?

The “Band-Aid” got ripped off.  The crisis gave the exasperatingly inattentive suburban voters a chance to see the Left up close. It wasn’t a pretty sight.

That inattentive group included parents, who finally saw what the Left was doing to their children. Brainwashing and perverting their kids. Then there was the crime, the free ranger feral travons allowed to run rampant with little or no consequence. Increasing inflation, and a very stupid and nasty-dispositioned, leftist administration that appears to be deliberately harming the country. The list goes on. 

Hanoi Jane’s gift backfired. The “Band-Aid” got ripped off of the Left, and people can see who they really are. Even large corporations are backing away from wokery. A backlash is just beginning and hopefully it will be wide and deep.

The evidence is overwhelming that this country is in dire straits: (1) We have an incompetent administration; (2) We are experiencing no less than an invasion at our southern border and it will become much worse if Title 42 is revoked; (3) The commitment to lies and obfuscation are ongoing; (4) the repeated attempts to cripple our energy supply continue; (5) the corruption of our education system from top to bottom are relentless; and the lack of taking responsibility of any kind for inflation persists. And these are just a fraction of the Biden administration’s efforts to tear down this country.

One wonders how many Democrat voters were expecting a “kind, reserved, bipartisan, avuncular figure who, having lived an unblemished life of purity and goodwill…”, and ended up with Joe Biden, a vicious, bombastic, hyper-partisan narcissist who has led a disastrous life of corruption and destruction. They voted for the public image of Bill Clinton, and they got the private nightmare of a senescent Lyndon Johnson on a combination of Quaaludes and meth. Screw Every One of Them!

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Wednesday, May 18, 2022

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Tuesday, May 17, 2022

I'd Say It's Better To Be MAGA King Than a Potato

Threatening Punches For Those Well Above His Weight Class, Potato Brain Takes On MAGA

Joe Biden is the greatest avatar of American decline since James Buchanan, whose title as Worst President Ever Biden will steal away in under 18 months in office. But what’s perhaps most frightening about Biden, given the advanced state of mental discombobulation his wife, party and handlers have disregarded in foisting him on the American people is the utter lack of self-awareness he shows with comments like his attack on DJT as the “MAGA King.” Donald Trump didn’t create the MAGA movement. He might have given it a name, but it existed long before he came along.

What people think of as MAGA was present with the Tea Party. The ruling class, of which Joe Biden is a lesser member, did everything they could to squash the movement. Republican establishment politicians tried to co-opt it and generally shined Tea Partiers on to get elected, only to ignore them after the fact. And nobody did a damn thing about the corrupt Obama-Biden administration’s abuse of the IRS as a political weapon against Tea Party organizations.

But, they failed to kill the movement. And DJT wasn’t the only  presidential candidate who appealed to it. Remember that if Trump hadn’t won the 2016 nomination, Ted Cruz would have. The spirit of the movement had grown so large by 2016 that one of the most qualified presidential fields in American history ate dust from Trump and Cruz’ heels because most Republican voters were so disgusted with the Rhino establishment politics.

Of course, the Left did what it does best to DJT. They calumnized, demonized and tried to destroy him. It wouldn’t have worked but for COVID, and even then it took, in Biden’s words, an unprecedented voter fraud operation which is now being exposed. 

But the movement still hasn’t died. It’s grown. Potato brain and his leftist freaks made that possible. And this fall there’s a wave election brewing which could relegate the democrat party to political irrelevance in a way not seen since the era dawned by Buchanan’s transformationally awful presidency. This is Joe Biden’s legacy.

It’s being forged amid disastrous news on the economic, foreign policy, national security and social fronts. Nothing works. Everything is stupid. We’re governed by people who suck on the national level and Americans are sick of it. There is a growing national sense that Biden is illegitimate, that his potato brain isn’t sufficient to the job, that his party is run by morons and freaks and that the country is on the verge of collapse. And his response is to call the MAGA movement, which has always sought American economic revival, a bunch of racist, terrorists and hurl lame insults at Trump.

No President has ever spoken of such a number of American citizens in such disgusting and divisive ways. 

This won’t end well for Biden. But what’s worse is it won’t end well for us. You can’t have an corrupted incompetent liar who can’t tell what time it is running the country. At least it’s clear change is coming in the midterms, and with enough turnover in Congress and the right candidate, the White House in 2024.

[Encyclopedia of US Politics]
[Hayride]
[DMF Institute for the Study of Proglodytes]

Monday, May 16, 2022

Clarence For The Win! 😎

A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, May 15, 2022

Friday, May 13, 2022

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Music Chair of Music

Thursday, May 12, 2022

My Last and Final Word on the Issue

Throwback Thursday: The Guy Who Once Sold His Own Driveway is Now Your President


NOTE: In all that is coming to light because of Hunter Biden's laptop concerning the Biden family financial grift and funny business, as well as our witness to Biden's reckless and foolish leadership, this chapter in "The Continuing Adventures of Joe Biden" seems timely and makes more and more sense as days go by. So here we present a refaire for those who are not familiar with this classic Bidenism.
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 We all have known someone like this. They think they know a lot more than they really do. And when they talk about how things work, it's with so much confidence that you figure there must be some genuine smarts behind it. But in actuality, they are just full of shit. They manage somehow to stick around a long time, so it’s hard to imagine the person is completely clueless and inept. But once you start really paying attention to the things they say, you begin to wonder. What would happen if you put the person in charge of something challenging?

When Joe Biden was vice president, he wasn’t in charge of anything. When he was in the U.S. Senate, he wasn’t in charge of anything. And he hasn’t had a job in the private sector in more than 50 years. To find out how Joe handles actual responsibility, we have to look a little deeper.

National Review's Kyle Smith reminds us that Joe Biden has already shown us what he’s made of. Joe once thought he saw a huge real estate opportunity and displayed his managerial ineptitude on a grand scale. It was a fixer-upper he thought he could buy cheap and make a few simple tweaks to. Kinda the way the Joe of today sees the presidency.

As Smith recounts in lurid and often comical detail, this did not go well at all:
"A couple of years into his Senate career, Biden had a dream of living grandly by buying on the cheap a former du Pont manse, together with a huge chunk of land, for $200,000. The house was boarded up and soon, probably, to be torn down. But Biden saw something in it. Sure, it needed some fixing up. Never fear, Joe is here! Joe is a can-do fellow. 
The first winter he and Jill spent in the house, it used up 3,000 gallons of fuel oil. It turned out the third floor was wide open, to the stars. Squirrels were living up there. Oops. The judgment on display here is not great. Next year, Biden starting selling off bits of the land for development to pay for improvements such as storm windows. 
Small problem here: One of the lots he sold off was his own driveway, and the new owner blocked it off so he couldn’t pass through it. So Joe built a second driveway, which turned into a swamp in winter. 
He sold off another piece of property that, it turned out, included the front of that second driveway, so he couldn’t use that one anymore either. So he built a third. He hated that one for being a dumpy little thing. 
Eight years went by, and he made a deal to buy back the original driveway, the one he sold off when he first bought the house. Which cost him a fortune in landscaping to reshape."
It’s worth the time to click over and read the whole thing.

Now to be fair, this was a long time ago. You might say, OK, Joe has learned a thing or two since then, he’s more experienced now. He must have a better understanding of how things work than he did back then. That’s a reasonable theory.

But Joe still runs around proposing insane ideas to problems he doesn’t understand. Witness his “plan” to address COVID, which consists of a) a bunch of things DJT is already doing; and b) a nationwide mask mandate Joe would lack the authority to impose as president. Sounds like the guy who bought that house back in the ’70s.

This is a guy who complains that “families are reeling” and notes how many people are on unemployment. Yet he wants to confiscate more capital from the companies that could be hiring them. Kind of like the guy who sold a piece of land to get money and found out he had sold his own driveway.

[National Review]
[Cain Gang] 
H/T Broadside Betty

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