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Yes, They Let Me Back In.......

Late this afternoon, KLM set your Beloved Editrix down softly at Hartsfield-Jackson just in time for a delightful early dinner with my cousin Olivia who I promised some time to visit on my way back home. She gave me the use of her quaint little digital device, an Apple they call them I believe, to signal my return safe and sound. (I do not travel with personal devices, save business trips).  

I most certainly hope everyone had a Very Merry Christmas. I just read all the comments left on the last post I made before leaving.

Thank You All Very Much!

Just being off the digital grid for a week was refreshing beyond my expectation. I only took my unlocked travel phone to confirm flight times and reservations for the trip back.

I cannot express what five days and nights, unencumbered by the pressure of business and worries of the world, spent with only the kind of love your own blood can give, can do for the soul. And I have been  blessed with it in abundance.

I'll be home tomorrow night, and soon resume posting. But only after a little time with the one who keeps me warm at night.....

Note to Readers of DMF

Prepare yourselves. For I must announce you will be denied your favorite blog Editrix's presence on this page for the foreseeable future. I will be leaving early morning to travel across the pond for a wee bit. 

You see, I was  summoned by one much more powerful than I to gather at their home for Christmas.  

After carefully laid plans, this will be the first time in many years my siblings and I have all been free enough to spend Christmas with our Father together.  This will be a special Holiday we've all looked forward to, and all need.

I know my absence will be taxing for some, but you can be comforted knowing it will be only a short time.

So, I take this opportunity to say to all the thousands of daily DMF readers, those who daily participate as well as those who just lurk,  Warm Wishes to You For A Very Merry Christmas.

NOTE: You may consider this your 'Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Holiday Open Thread'. Just keep it clean and use the damn coasters! 

And I leave you with this bit of gift giving wisdom:  This Christmas, get your favorite girl a gift that she’ll love. Get her a Floor Buffer.

Chicks Love Floor Buffers.

It Just Keeps Getting Uglier and More Damning

"Left-wing investigative journalist Lee Fang has pretty much no friends anywhere on the right, but does have a number of exposes under his belt. Still don’t expect that to buy him any favors or credibility with the MSM, who have made their bed on treating Twitter Files as a non-event. He’s the latest to post the info being released by Elon Musk from within the company." - RS

Here's Fang’s Twitter Files thread unrolled for easy reading: 

 TWITTER FILES: PART 8 

Pentagon’s Covert Online PsyOp Campaign

In Case You're Interested, Here's 'TWITTER FILES: PART 7' Unrolled and Easy to Read

  The FBI & the Hunter Biden Laptop Part 7

 Twitter, The FBI Subsidiary Part 6

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It's Time To Check In With Myra For Some Holiday Cheer And Wisdom

This year, there are 50% more Christmas inflatables in my neighborhood.

In other news, l’m now learning archery.

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 6, 2022

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— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 15, 2022

I have carefully rehearsed answers to express my joy this holiday season.

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 12, 2022

My thermometer is always set at 85° F (Fahrenheit). It’s important to keep one’s home comfortable and welcoming during the holiday season.

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 23, 2022

Lyle spent all day yesterday watching videos of frozen turkey cannons.

Yet another reason for Clause 32, Section 8 in my will.

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 27, 2022

With all the news ongoing, I want to remind everyone that I’m still in charge of the Funeral Luncheon Committee.

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 7, 2022

Yes, Darlene, I had a delightful Thanksgiving. [Too bad you weren’t invited.]

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 29, 2022

My work here is done. https://t.co/G9wd9ZWDVI

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 28, 2022

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Drag Queens are the Democrats’ New Mascot

Inviting a drag queen to celebrate respect for marriage is like dancing about architecture, to borrow a phrase. Yet here we are:

Joe Biden signed the Respect for Marriage Act flanked by Kamala Harris, Jill Biden, and gay drag queen story hour performer Marti Cummings.

Cummings is the symptom, not the disease. There are always fringe people out on, well, the fringes. Although we didn’t use to invite them to the White House to celebrate what might be humanity’s oldest institution. It’s niche entertainment, to say the least. In fact, there’s been such a rush to normalize this particular fetish — even make it “family-friendly” — that actual pedos are being glamourized.

Why the sudden and very official respect? 

It has nothing to do with gay rights. It has a lot to do with putting women in their place. The Left is waging a war on women, on genuine femininity and all of its unique strengths. And they do it, in part, by raising up obnoxious (and often just plain noxious) pantomime females as “real” women.

Progressive women take the abuse, too, because they’ve been conditioned to believe that they deserve it. There’s enough battered spouse syndrome going on here to turn that 90-minute Farrah Fawcett TV movie into the next Yellowstone.  Arguably worse, the Left has purposely conflated a mental health issue — gender dysphoria — with a civil rights struggle. That makes a mockery of natural rights, which is exactly their goal. And why else would they have no objection to biological men playing women's sports?

If rights consist of whatever crazy notion you have in the moment, or whatever reality your mental issue causes you to deny, then there are no rights. 

 It sounds crazy, but it’s sinister as actual Hell. - Stephen Green

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Or Maybe They're Just Paranoid and Wrong About It All.

Felix Dzerzhinsky is remembered as the architect of the Soviet police state and intelligence services.  While totalitarians (and wanna-be totalitarians) invariably rule by fear and violence, Dzerzhinsky had the vision to go farther, to co-opt those opponents he could not find or destroy by direct means. He created an entirely false opposition underground (the “Trust”). Exiles and domestic opponents of the new Soviet regime thought they were working together in secret when in fact every word, every plan was known (and sometimes planted or directed) by Dzerzhinsky himself. The regime controlled its opposition.

Some have come to believe something like 'The Trust' is already operational in the USA. The permanent (actual) ruling authoritarians allow the appearance of opposition solely to let the masses think they have a say, to out potentially dangerous opponents, and to direct opposition energies into harmless activity that does not really interfere with the rulers.

The GOP presidential wins in the last 40 years have occasionally been bothersome but never a mortal threat to the rulers’ goals. The growth of government, the vision of technocratic rule, and the ideal of an unaccountable elite move forward regardless of electoral outcomes.

One recent glimpse at ‘that man behind the curtain’ is that “experts” who endorse broad government action on climate or COVID suffer no consequences for being spectacularly and harmfully wrong nor for viciously squelching the real scientists. No “journalists” who reached embarrassing depths of sycophancy with the obviously bogus Steele dossier, the very real Hunter Biden laptop, and the absurdly mendacious St. Anthony Fauci have been fired for professional incompetence. Some got Pulitzers.

The rulers endorse infanticide rather than some 14- or 15-week limit on abortion, not out of some airy notion of women’s rights (which easily disappeared when transgender became au courant), but solely to make the point that traditional values and morality cannot be allowed to intrude on policymaking. The rulers’ hostility to the first two amendments in the Bill of Rights is not just to silence and disarm opponents but to establish the idea that there are no inherent rights, only permissions, and privileges issued by the state.

The ruling party actively cheered the 2016 nomination of DJT on the theory he would be the most beatable. That he actually won was a significant but temporary setback for the rulers. Like some primitive life form responding to a painful stimulus, the permanent party not only successfully reorganized its front group as the anti-Trump party, but its media has conditioned American suburbanites to viscerally reject the MAGA caricature (depressingly often with help from Donald Trump himself).

All other issues about policy or candidate quality have been pushed aside. There is only anti-MAGA. In the new political order, voters will be able (a) to endorse the rulers by voting Democratic, (b) vote for more conventional Republican candidates who will pretend or fail to oppose the rulers, or (c) vent with pre-selected MAGA candidates who will increasingly have no real chance (especially given the dubious new voting systems in place). Our rulers thus magnanimously let us feel good about our wide menu of futile choices. Some Democrats will even be allowed to criticize members of the ultra-wealthy Davoisie in a bit of old-time social justice theater.

Our political debates and labels are deliberately distorted such that “the right” (or what passes for it) is somehow close to fascism, whereas “the left” is seen to be motivated by the nobler residue of good intentions behind socialism. In fact, fascism is just another path for totalitarians when economic class warfare is politically ineffective.

The inexorable blob of media, academia, bureaucracy, and low-IQ groupthink seems like some destructive volcanic sludge rolling downhill to wipe out the real and the free, a threat organized and unleashed by some crazed evil committee of Bond villains. 

Or maybe they're just paranoid and wrong about all this.

The Left's Hair on Fire Over Threat to Expose St. Fauci and Covid Deceptions

"OH IT IS COMING. BIGTIME" - Musk on Twitter Files Exposé on Covid.

RC- The Twitter Files have the Democrats circling the wagons and  losing their minds. The effort to revise history, gaslight, ridicule, and bully everyone into thinking this is a big NOTHING is failing utterly, despite the coordinated, concerted collusion of the press — ESPECIALLY CNN — and they are in a full-time panic. And it has only just begun.

So far the Twitter Files has exposed Big Tech, and not just Twitter, working hand-in-hand with Democrats, with the unelected, overwhelming liberal bureaucracy, the corrupt FBI, the Biden campaign, and the media to quash dissent, crush Republicans, alter elections, and as Obama put it, “fundamentally transform” the United State to conform to their radical anti-God anti-American anti-capitalist anti-freedom worldview.

And one of the biggest ways they got away with it was propaganda and silencing dissent. And one of the biggest parts of that was big tech. And of course, Dr. Anthony Evil Fauci.

And you KNOW they have the receipts now. And Elon Musk is going to release them.

This is an information revolution people.

(Right Scoop)  

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For those without a Tweeter account, here is the summation from the latest tweeter file dump. I inserted a hot link to the complete thread. 

38. Outside the United States, Twitter’s decision to ban Trump raised alarms, including with French President Emmanuel Macron, German Prime Minister Angela Merkel, and Mexico's President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador. 

39. Macron told an audience he didn’t “want to live in a democracy where the key decisions” were made by private players. “I want it to be decided by a law voted by your representative, or by regulation, governance, democratically discussed and approved by democratic leaders.” 

40. Merkel’s spokesperson called Twitter’s decision to ban Trump from its platform “problematic” and added that the freedom of opinion is of “elementary significance.”

Russian opposition leader Alexey Navalny criticized the ban as “an unacceptable act of censorship.” 

41. Whether you agree with Navalny and Macron or the executives at Twitter, we hope this latest installment of #TheTwitterFiles gave you insight into that unprecedented decision. 

42. From the outset, our goal in investigating this story was to discover and document the steps leading up to the banning of Trump and to put that choice into context. 

43. Ultimately, the concerns about Twitter’s efforts to censor news about Hunter Biden’s laptop, blacklist disfavored views, and ban a president aren’t about the past choices of executives in a social media company. 

44. They’re about the power of a handful of people at a private company to influence the public discourse and democracy. 

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The First Chapter of Moby Dick Rewritten in Tiresome Modern Idiom

A Whaling voyage by some guy called Ishmael.

  (If You've Never Read Moby Dick You Might Want To Skip This Post)

CHAPTER 1. Loomings.

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - it's none of your business how many - being mostly broke, and bored with the land part of the world, I thought I would sail around a little and look at the watery part of the world. I'm probably the most mentally healthy person you know. Whenever I feel my face getting grim; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself accidentally reading the ads in the window of funeral homes, and following funeral processions through traffic; and especially when I'm hangry, and only my extremely strong moral principles stop me from deliberately going out in public and methodically slapping people's earbuds out - then I know it's high time to get to sea, ASAP. This is my substitute for getting in fights. I'm too mentally healthy to kill myself; I quietly and considerately put myself on a ship and sail myself away instead. There is nothing surprising in this. Everyone feels exactly the same way, and if they don't, they're lying.

You think I'm lying? Exhibit A: a city. Go to your local coastal city. Everyone is looking at the water. They drive over from other neighborhoods just to come to the water. They make a day of it. They're not doing anything, they're just staring at the ocean. Why? Is it because they all work office jobs? No! Here come more of them! They cram themselves up to the edge of the water and stare at it. WHAT DO THEY WANT? WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING AT. Perhaps the ships themselves all packed together, each one with several compasses on it, creates some kind of critical mass - all of the small compass-magnets on all the ships in the harbor combining into one really big magnetic field - and the people get sucked into the field and trapped there. That's science.

Exhibit 2: the countryside with lakes in it. Every path you follow in the countryside brings you to some water, such as a stream. There is magic in it. If you take your standard fool with ADHD dissociating in the middle of a supermarket and put them outside and give them a shove, they'll automatically lead you to water (if there is any nearby) (try it). Another good experiment to try is to get lost in the great American desert in a caravan supplied with a metaphysical professor! Try it in the great American desert at home!

Yes, as everyone knows, meditation and water are a match made in heaven. Married forever. That's science. - Read More

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Shannon Epstein vs. The Jefferson Parish Sheriffs Deputies 🤣🤣🤣

It was 6 a.m. on Thanksgiving Day, and 25-year-old Shannon Epstein had boarded a Spirit Airlines flight from New Orleans to New Jersey.  She assumed the family seated near her were Latino, so she asked them if they were “smuggling cocaine,” which as icebreakers go was incredibly strange to say the least.  Also, discretion is probably a key part of the drug mule game, so you wouldn't blab your business to some random asshole on your flight if you were. 

As it turned out, this family wasn’t in fact “smuggling cocaine” on Thanksgiving, and our Jersey Nancy Drew just grew angrier and more disruptive. According to Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office spokesperson Jason Rivarde, airline workers decided to remove Epstein from the plane, which had already started to taxi to the runway.

You can imagine how pissed the passengers were when Epstein’s tantrum caused the plane to U-turn to the gate. Back at the gate Epstein refused to leave the plane, and when sheriff deputies approached her, she became what was described as “extremely combative.”

As the Times-Picayune report described it:

In the scuffle, she injured six deputies, biting one on the arm and breaking the skin, and kicking another in the groin, Rivarde said. They were treated there by paramedics.

Wow, what a beatdown! And no one even asked her to wear a mask. 

Here’s the big twist in the story: While Epstein was whooping the cops’ asses, she insisted they were the ones in for a world of pain. They would lose their jobs or even wind up in jail, perhaps for bruising her kicking foot with their groin. She boasted that she knew powerful people: She’s Chris Christie’s niece, damnit! And he’s friends with former president and coup plotter Donald Trump. Oh, heads are gonna roll. 

It took seven deputies to handcuff Epstein to a wheelchair and forcibly transport her to the airport security office. During her ride to airport security, Epstein continued to shout obscenities and spit on the deputies. She also tried to bite them. She was booked with six counts of battery on a police officer, three of disturbing the peace, one of resisting arrest by force and one of remaining (on the airplane) after forbidden. That last charge is brutal: "You wouldn’t leave after we told you to get the fuck out.”

Epstein posted $10,750 bail and was released from the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center. None of the reporting on this incident suggests that Epstein was intoxicated or otherwise impaired. She may just be a real asshole. That’s not much of a defense, no matter who your uncle is.

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You Have To Charge Your Balls Before You Can Use Them: "I’ve felt the balls are a bit different but there are no excuses really. It feels if you put too much power on it they'll just fly away."

The Most Naked Vote Buying Scheme Ever:  No, He's not Running For President! 🙄

For A City Run By Democrats, An Expert on Rats Shouldn't Be Hard To find:

In order to qualify for the position, an applicant must be a resident of New York City, have a Bachelor’s degree and 5-8 years of relevant experience, as well as a “swashbuckling attitude, crafty humor, and general aura of badassery.”

Bill Maher Says Shut The Fuck Up!:  "I’m not going to be the schmuck driving a three-foot car.”

Leftist Media Butthurt: Circles the Wagons because someone did Journalism. 

Military ballot voting dropped over 80% in 2022: Not saying whether she thinks the shift in military voting numbers point to more shenanigans from the 2020 election, or a lack of shenanigans in the 2022 election.

At Least This Unhinged Nasty Assed Environmental Activist Admits She's Literally Nasty Assed & Crazy:

If you knew what I have done to mitigate the criminal environmental craziness in this country, you would kiss my ass. I have done my part, and I have done YOUR part. I have done geothermal, solar, hybrid, electric cars, composting, recycling, I bathe once a month! Fuck you! https://t.co/EoGNgH3QCS

— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) December 1, 2022 

Bonus: Thread: THE TWITTER FILES Part 1

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YOU HAVE 2 COWS 🤣🤣

The economy explained ... all over the world.

I died laughing listening to this. It is worth it.
3 minutes. 🤣

🔊sound ...🤣 pic.twitter.com/5vBEfsFq8P

— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) November 28, 2022

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WH Spox: To Much Free Speech Going On Up in Here.

In the continuing saga of the Biden administration being on the wrong side of absolutely everything, White House Manure Spreader, Karen Jong-Pierre, made it clear that they intend to pressure social media platforms like Twitter to censor speech, presumably of the conservative variety. 

KJP made these remarks today in a press gaggle on Air Force One as the president headed to a campaign stop in Michigan. As the audio from the gaggle indicates, KJP was asked about her remarks yesterday that the White House would be “monitoring” the situation at Twitter in the wake of Elon Musk taking over. Their concern, of course, is that Musk is reinstating once-banned accounts, lifting shadow bans, and generally letting that thing we call free speech thrive on his platform. A platform libs thought they owned.

Sister Toldjah had some thoughts on KJP’s remarks from yesterday, correctly noting:

Simply put, any communication tool that Democrats can’t in some way control presents an existential threat to their future as a party. So therefore that tool must be targeted for cancellation.

Remember, kids, it’s only “hate speech and misinformation” if a Republican or conservative says it. 

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Your Obligatory "I Ate and Drank Too Much And Now I'm Miserable" Turkey Day Open Thread

And to help add some joy to your bloat and gassiness - A Thanksgiving Special 

Discredited high school history teacher, James O'Flannery, describes the origins of AMERICA'S most beloved holiday, mostly without profanity and while sober (we think).

THE FIRST THANKSGIVING

This should be required viewing for grades K - Your Grown Ass. 🧐🤣

h/t That VANDERLEUN Fellow

MORE HISTORY ON THE HALF-SHELL FROM THE DEMENTED MINDS AT FLAPPR.

Woke Journalists and Their Transphobic Server

Big-name journalists we all love to hate, as well as many you’ve never heard of, loved their gatekeeping role on Twitter. They decided what you were permitted to know, and Twitter played along, happy to enforce the Mean Girls’ rules on their behalf.  But freedom of speech has returned to Twitter under Elon Musk, and journos are desperate for a new digital meeting place where they’re the Mean Girls clique once more.

So they turned to Mastodon, a totally Woke (and decentralized) social media platform of individual servers, where NPR’s Adam Davidson set up the journa.host server for like-minded media wokesters.  According to NYT, there are something like 2,000 members who have to prove who they are in order to join. A safe space to call people Nazis.  But not all is well in liberal paradise:

"Journalists signing up on mastodon at the jou. rna[.]host server should know that through no deliberate fault, the server has quickly gained a reputation for transphobia and has been widely banned/blocked." - Vox.

So journa.host is getting blocked by other Mastodon servers, effectively trapping our would-be gatekeepers behind a gate of their own doing. [enter laugh track here]

It’s all very technical, but the readers digest version is that it started with a New York radio host named “Mike Pesca, fired from the sleazy website 'Slate' for defending his right to use the word 'nigger', posted a transphobic NYT article and allegedly the first thing the journa[.]host mods did was ban another user for complaining that they hadn’t banned Pesca.” Mastodon is so touchy that it somehow managed to find a NYT article transphobic. 🤣🤣🤣 

Chaos ensued when a super woke transgender writer named Parker Molloy got itself suspended from journa.host. for a digital shouting match and pissing contest, ending with Molloy calling Pesca an “utter hack.” 🙃 And down the hill it goes.......

But the upshot is that a whole bunch of woke journalists, in trying to flee Musk’s “oppressive” Twitter, somehow got their server labeled transphobic, and now they’re fighting one another like it’s the Hunger Games, and may the odds be never in your favor.

Maybe this is just the natural and unavoidable result of putting insanely powerful digital tools in the hands of overprivileged Karens with the manners of hangry toddlers.  Meanwhile, traffic and user interaction are way up, according to Elon Musk, on the Tweeter that those screeching journos are trying to replace.

But there's more. Mastodon is not the end of the story, because it looks like our refugee journos are also trying 'Hive', which looks like it might just be the FTX of social media platforms.

It would take a heart of stone not to laugh.

The bid for Mastodon is failing. Woke refugees fleeing Twitter over @elonmusk's takeover have turned to Hive, which seems to have a fictitious origin story and a 20y/o creator. Despite the obvious dangers of information gathering, tech journos are telling people to install it.

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) November 22, 2022

I know I'm not the only one who gets a vision of an adrift lifeboat full of filthy, thirst craven journalist looking for a deserted island of safety. 🤣

[VOX]

[PJM]

Jealous Rage at the Shoet-Yuu Education Camp

NORK NEWS - As reported by the Middle Finger News Service North Korean Bureau Friday, controversy raged last week after pictures leaked of DPRK Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un and his daughter, previously unseen by the public.  Kim's daughter, Kim Ju-ae (roughly translated "Portabella Brianna Kim") is shown walking hand in hand with Mr. Kim in the leaked image.  

The controversy centered around the young Kim's schoolmates when it was reveled she was not only allowed a coming out party, but among the lavish presents, her own portable ICBM with matching mobile launcher said to be engrave with "From your Loving Supreme Leader,Daddy". (Look Down)

Portabella & Flathead Kim

A jealous fever turned to near riotous conditions ensued after the news overcame the all female student body of the Shoet-Yuu Finishing School and Education Camp over the blatant privilege of their classmate, Kim. The latest word is the situation is said to have been handled with delicate negotiation by the school's armed Internal Security and school's perimeter armored guard.

The mysterious North Korean Shoet-Yuu Education Camp, is safely isolated somewhere in the heavily forested northern mountains.

At age 3, and without outside distractions of family for the next 12 years, select young Korean girls are given an elite, sterile, world class Korean education.  Then at age 15 returned to society as an example of the Superiority of North Korean culture and to be married and stand in full support of their committee chosen brave husband warrior & defender of Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea. 

In a side note: US Teacher's Union leader, Randy Weingarten, has expressed interest in visiting the Shoet-Yuu Education Camp facility to take notes on the Korean model for improving the American education system.

Most Interesting Job in Government : Joe Biden's Sign Language Interpreter

A usually lighthearted moment that a lot of Americans watch on the nightly news every year, this year’s WH Thanksgiving Turkey pardoning ceremony on the South Lawn was so strange that even the sign language interpreter who appeared next to Biden on the White House video feed seemed momentarily but genuinely shocked.

After pardoning turkeys Biden turned to Ronnie Parker of Circle S Ranch in Monroe, North Carolina, who raised the birds: “How many turkeys you got down there — you raising?” Parker replied "about nine and a half million turkeys a year.”

Biden, seemingly stunned by the high number, immediately made a comparison that those watching had a tough time deciphering — and his response left sign language interpreter Elsie Stecker with her mouth wide open.

Bidens handlers need a voice double. Someone really take immediate cut his feed and take over. Absolutely the most embarrassing loser I've ever seen.

— Jamie (@realJamieBurns) November 21, 2022

After he made the comment, whose meaning nobody seemed able to comprehend, the president immediately turned to the turkey on the table as asked

“And the — anyway. You wanna talk?”

There was no fowl comment from the birds as they were quickly whisked away to safety. 

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Courtney is Judging You

About 90 minutes after midnight, it all went sideways when the discussion turned to transsexuals and women’s rights. The guests were young, but she’d worked with them long enough to be comfortable with the idea of unwinding with them late into the night......."

Through her lawyer, Kay found out her managers thought she “would need to be re-educated.” These fascists discussed sending her to re-education programs such as those offered by something called Mermaids and another something called Gendered Intelligence.  (These are the type of people who will demand you deny your maker one day)

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There is nothing funnier than watching leftist Punchinellos beclown themselves: Remember when the FBI raided Trump’s home supposedly looking for “nuclear secrets” a few months back? Guess how that turned out? (Please forward this article to your liberal sister harpy-in-law and her blue-haired, trans-pansexual, gelding lady-boyfriend who clung like sad, tragic barnacles to the embarrassing lie that Trump was trying to sell nuclear missiles to the Kaiser — or whatever it is they needed to believe.)

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 It really is all about that Bass. "We looked at things like what kinds of rhythms most pull people into that steady beat that we groove along with, and what kinds of interesting, syncopated, complex rhythms make us really drawn in and want to move. The lab for this experiment wasn't the classic fluorescent lights, white coats and goggles setup.  (Reader Beware: let it be known that your Blog Editrix is capable at any time of exercising tremendous power over the reader by mesmerizing them into tribal rhythmical ecstasy with a fretless Alembic - You Have been warned)

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Although this could be perceived as a long-standing myth, a German intercourse researcher called Dr. Werner Habermehl apparently conducted several studies that supported this assumption. (Being born of the Auburn persuasion, I tend to agree with most of his points). 

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Michelle Obama: Americans ‘weren’t ready’ for my natural hair: 

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Throwback Thursday: Horrific Night House Chamber Was Temporarily Evacuated

From the Middle Finger News Service Archives - Jan 2017

 

MFNS-WASHINGTON DC - Late Friday night near panic struck the Chamber of the House of Representatives during a debate before those present of a bill sponsored by democrats for $350 Billon in federal funding for the construction of "Transgender Only Driving Lines" within California's Federal Highway system. The bill was Sponsored by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Cal.) 

The debate was interrupted when House Speaker Paul Ryan notice Pelosi, at the dais at the time, head began to violently quiver from side to side. Middle Finger News Congressional Correspondent, Ima Gonagetu spoke to Speaker Ryan after the incident:

"I knew something was wrong when Minority Leader Pelosi began slurring her words and her face began to contort and could hear a metallic popping sounds...... and then heard the House Clerk scream and saw blood gushing from her forearm as she passed out and fell face first onto her desk....... I yelled THERE SHE BLOWS and ran for the door....."

What many who worked closely with Pelosi over the years feared would someday happen, happened. The permanent metal staples from her numerous massive face-lifts had begun to come loose. There was shrapnel in the air.

Along with the House Clerk, others wounded included the august Rep. John Lewis (D-Ga.) who survived a flying staple injury on the cheek. 

"I'm Okay. I feel honored to have shed blood in this hallowed hall in an honorable cause for our Transgendered brothers and sisters....or huh... ......as honored as when I got my head bashed in with a brick doing up some trouble during the Civil Rights movement." 

The few in congress who were there ignoring Pelosi's speech ducked under their desk for cover while others ran for the door. Many of the members later found metal staples lodge in their suit coats.

One such Congressman was Rep. Bullet-Head Elijah Cummings (D-Md.) who told us of his harrowing experience: 

"There was fear in the air when everyone realized what was going on. I hadn't been that scared since last time I walked through my district in Baltimore! It was scary I tell you!" 

Minority Leader Pelosi was restrained and removed from the House floor, later to be spotted exiting a black SUV at Walter Reed Army Hospital with a large Walmart bag over her head.

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