|A Toast to Your Health & Prosperity|
Saturday, December 31, 2022
Friday, December 30, 2022
Wednesday, December 28, 2022
Late this afternoon, KLM set your Beloved Editrix down softly at Hartsfield-Jackson just in time for a delightful early dinner with my cousin Olivia who I promised some time to visit on my way back home. She gave me the use of her quaint little digital device, an Apple they call them I believe, to signal my return safe and sound. (I do not travel with personal devices, save business trips).
I most certainly hope everyone had a Very Merry Christmas. I just read all the comments left on the last post I made before leaving.
Thank You All Very Much!
Just being off the digital grid for a week was refreshing beyond my expectation. I only took my unlocked travel phone to confirm flight times and reservations for the trip back.
I cannot express what five days and nights, unencumbered by the pressure of business and worries of the world, spent with only the kind of love your own blood can give, can do for the soul. And I have been blessed with it in abundance.
I'll be home tomorrow night, and soon resume posting. But only after a little time with the one who keeps me warm at night.....
Wednesday, December 21, 2022
Prepare yourselves. For I must announce you will be denied your favorite blog Editrix's presence on this page for the foreseeable future. I will be leaving early morning to travel across the pond for a wee bit.
You see, I was summoned by one much more powerful than I to gather at their home for Christmas.
After carefully laid plans, this will be the first time in many years my siblings and I have all been free enough to spend Christmas with our Father together. This will be a special Holiday we've all looked forward to, and all need.
I know my absence will be taxing for some, but you can be comforted knowing it will be only a short time.
So, I take this opportunity to say to all the thousands of daily DMF readers, those who daily participate as well as those who just lurk, Warm Wishes to You For A Very Merry Christmas.
NOTE: You may consider this your 'Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Holiday Open Thread'. Just keep it clean and use the damn coasters!
And I leave you with this bit of gift giving wisdom: This Christmas, get your favorite girl a gift that she’ll love. Get her a Floor Buffer.
Chicks Love Floor Buffers.
Tuesday, December 20, 2022
Monday, December 19, 2022
Saturday, December 17, 2022
This year, there are 50% more Christmas inflatables in my neighborhood.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 6, 2022
In other news, l’m now learning archery.
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Myrna Tellingheusen Digital Trading Card collection is here! These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my life & career as executive secretary to Stanley Bogenshoots at Hughes Aircraft! Only $99 each! Would make a Christmas gift. pic.twitter.com/D2E0HybVYm— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 15, 2022
I have carefully rehearsed answers to express my joy this holiday season.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 12, 2022
My thermometer is always set at 85° F (Fahrenheit). It’s important to keep one’s home comfortable and welcoming during the holiday season.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 23, 2022
Lyle spent all day yesterday watching videos of frozen turkey cannons.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 27, 2022
Yet another reason for Clause 32, Section 8 in my will.
With all the news ongoing, I want to remind everyone that I’m still in charge of the Funeral Luncheon Committee.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 7, 2022
Yes, Darlene, I had a delightful Thanksgiving. [Too bad you weren’t invited.]— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 29, 2022
My work here is done. https://t.co/G9wd9ZWDVI— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 28, 2022
Friday, December 16, 2022
Thursday, December 15, 2022
Wednesday, December 14, 2022
Joe Biden signed the Respect for Marriage Act flanked by Kamala Harris, Jill Biden, and gay drag queen story hour performer Marti Cummings.
Tuesday, December 13, 2022
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Friday, December 9, 2022
Thursday, December 8, 2022
Tuesday, December 6, 2022
Monday, December 5, 2022
In the scuffle, she injured six deputies, biting one on the arm and breaking the skin, and kicking another in the groin, Rivarde said. They were treated there by paramedics.
Sunday, December 4, 2022
|Courtney Staged This Photo Of Her Murder And Will Send It To The Local Police|
Of Those who Choose Not To Abide By Her Mandated Mandatory Participation
If you knew what I have done to mitigate the criminal environmental craziness in this country, you would kiss my ass. I have done my part, and I have done YOUR part. I have done geothermal, solar, hybrid, electric cars, composting, recycling, I bathe once a month! Fuck you! https://t.co/EoGNgH3QCS— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) December 1, 2022
Saturday, December 3, 2022
Thursday, December 1, 2022
The economy explained ... all over the world.— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) November 28, 2022
I died laughing listening to this. It is worth it.
3 minutes. 🤣
🔊sound ...🤣 pic.twitter.com/5vBEfsFq8P
Wednesday, November 30, 2022
Tuesday, November 29, 2022
Simply put, any communication tool that Democrats can’t in some way control presents an existential threat to their future as a party. So therefore that tool must be targeted for cancellation.
Remember, kids, it’s only “hate speech and misinformation” if a Republican or conservative says it.
Monday, November 28, 2022
Friday, November 25, 2022
Thursday, November 24, 2022
MORE HISTORY ON THE HALF-SHELL FROM THE DEMENTED MINDS AT FLAPPR.
Wednesday, November 23, 2022
"Journalists signing up on mastodon at the jou. rna[.]host server should know that through no deliberate fault, the server has quickly gained a reputation for transphobia and has been widely banned/blocked." - Vox.
The bid for Mastodon is failing. Woke refugees fleeing Twitter over @elonmusk's takeover have turned to Hive, which seems to have a fictitious origin story and a 20y/o creator. Despite the obvious dangers of information gathering, tech journos are telling people to install it.— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) November 22, 2022
Tuesday, November 22, 2022
NORK NEWS - As reported by the Middle Finger News Service North Korean Bureau Friday, controversy raged last week after pictures leaked of DPRK Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un and his daughter, previously unseen by the public. Kim's daughter, Kim Ju-ae (roughly translated "Portabella Brianna Kim") is shown walking hand in hand with Mr. Kim in the leaked image.
The controversy centered around the young Kim's schoolmates when it was reveled she was not only allowed a coming out party, but among the lavish presents, her own portable ICBM with matching mobile launcher said to be engrave with "From your Loving Supreme Leader,Daddy". (Look Down)
|Portabella & Flathead Kim|
A jealous fever turned to near riotous conditions ensued after the news overcame the all female student body of the Shoet-Yuu Finishing School and Education Camp over the blatant privilege of their classmate, Kim. The latest word is the situation is said to have been handled with delicate negotiation by the school's armed Internal Security and school's perimeter armored guard.
The mysterious North Korean Shoet-Yuu Education Camp, is safely isolated somewhere in the heavily forested northern mountains.
At age 3, and without outside distractions of family for the next 12 years, select young Korean girls are given an elite, sterile, world class Korean education. Then at age 15 returned to society as an example of the Superiority of North Korean culture and to be married and stand in full support of their committee chosen brave husband warrior & defender of Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea.
In a side note: US Teacher's Union leader, Randy Weingarten, has expressed interest in visiting the Shoet-Yuu Education Camp facility to take notes on the Korean model for improving the American education system.
Monday, November 21, 2022
Bidens handlers need a voice double. Someone really take immediate cut his feed and take over. Absolutely the most embarrassing loser I've ever seen.— Jamie (@realJamieBurns) November 21, 2022
Saturday, November 19, 2022
Friday, November 18, 2022
Thursday, November 17, 2022
The debate was interrupted when House Speaker Paul Ryan notice Pelosi, at the dais at the time, head began to violently quiver from side to side. Middle Finger News Congressional Correspondent, Ima Gonagetu spoke to Speaker Ryan after the incident:
"I knew something was wrong when Minority Leader Pelosi began slurring her words and her face began to contort and could hear a metallic popping sounds...... and then heard the House Clerk scream and saw blood gushing from her forearm as she passed out and fell face first onto her desk....... I yelled THERE SHE BLOWS and ran for the door....."What many who worked closely with Pelosi over the years feared would someday happen, happened. The permanent metal staples from her numerous massive face-lifts had begun to come loose. There was shrapnel in the air.
Along with the House Clerk, others wounded included the august Rep. John Lewis (D-Ga.) who survived a flying staple injury on the cheek.
"I'm Okay. I feel honored to have shed blood in this hallowed hall in an honorable cause for our Transgendered brothers and sisters....or huh... ......as honored as when I got my head bashed in with a brick doing up some trouble during the Civil Rights movement."The few in congress who were there ignoring Pelosi's speech ducked under their desk for cover while others ran for the door. Many of the members later found metal staples lodge in their suit coats.
One such Congressman was Rep.
"There was fear in the air when everyone realized what was going on. I hadn't been that scared since last time I walked through my district in Baltimore! It was scary I tell you!"