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MLK had a Dream. But I don't think it had anything to do with holding a Giant Colon. Be Proud Boston. Be Proud!

  

Jeff Beck's Bizarre $10 Million Insurance Policy Explained.

Get your inner Indiana Jones on and Tour the Great Pyramid of Giza – without leaving your chair. Google Street View does Khufu's crib.

Ever wanted to hear Jayne Mansfield reciting Shakespeare's sonnets over classical music? 

(I bet she would have made Shakey's tights a lot tighter.)

Democrats Claimed Their Republican Colleagues Might Murder Them and No One Noticed. Fart Boy steps up his level of Douchebaggery

Stop. Just Stop it! It's not even a real word you stupid Bint!

It spent a hundred years traveling the world and exchanging owners. Its current owner will not allow many people to see it.

 

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You Have To Charge Your Balls Before You Can Use Them: "I’ve felt the balls are a bit different but there are no excuses really. It feels if you put too much power on it they'll just fly away."

The Most Naked Vote Buying Scheme Ever:  No, He's not Running For President! 🙄

For A City Run By Democrats, An Expert on Rats Shouldn't Be Hard To find:

In order to qualify for the position, an applicant must be a resident of New York City, have a Bachelor’s degree and 5-8 years of relevant experience, as well as a “swashbuckling attitude, crafty humor, and general aura of badassery.”

Bill Maher Says Shut The Fuck Up!:  "I’m not going to be the schmuck driving a three-foot car.”

Leftist Media Butthurt: Circles the Wagons because someone did Journalism. 

Military ballot voting dropped over 80% in 2022: Not saying whether she thinks the shift in military voting numbers point to more shenanigans from the 2020 election, or a lack of shenanigans in the 2022 election.

At Least This Unhinged Nasty Assed Environmental Activist Admits She's Literally Nasty Assed & Crazy:

If you knew what I have done to mitigate the criminal environmental craziness in this country, you would kiss my ass. I have done my part, and I have done YOUR part. I have done geothermal, solar, hybrid, electric cars, composting, recycling, I bathe once a month! Fuck you! https://t.co/EoGNgH3QCS

— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) December 1, 2022 

Bonus: Thread: THE TWITTER FILES Part 1

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About 90 minutes after midnight, it all went sideways when the discussion turned to transsexuals and women’s rights. The guests were young, but she’d worked with them long enough to be comfortable with the idea of unwinding with them late into the night......."

Through her lawyer, Kay found out her managers thought she “would need to be re-educated.” These fascists discussed sending her to re-education programs such as those offered by something called Mermaids and another something called Gendered Intelligence.  (These are the type of people who will demand you deny your maker one day)

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There is nothing funnier than watching leftist Punchinellos beclown themselves: Remember when the FBI raided Trump’s home supposedly looking for “nuclear secrets” a few months back? Guess how that turned out? (Please forward this article to your liberal sister harpy-in-law and her blue-haired, trans-pansexual, gelding lady-boyfriend who clung like sad, tragic barnacles to the embarrassing lie that Trump was trying to sell nuclear missiles to the Kaiser — or whatever it is they needed to believe.)

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 It really is all about that Bass. "We looked at things like what kinds of rhythms most pull people into that steady beat that we groove along with, and what kinds of interesting, syncopated, complex rhythms make us really drawn in and want to move. The lab for this experiment wasn't the classic fluorescent lights, white coats and goggles setup.  (Reader Beware: let it be known that your Blog Editrix is capable at any time of exercising tremendous power over the reader by mesmerizing them into tribal rhythmical ecstasy with a fretless Alembic - You Have been warned)

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Although this could be perceived as a long-standing myth, a German intercourse researcher called Dr. Werner Habermehl apparently conducted several studies that supported this assumption. (Being born of the Auburn persuasion, I tend to agree with most of his points). 

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Michelle Obama: Americans ‘weren’t ready’ for my natural hair: 

Thank You Mo for saving use from your obvious ghetto girl side. We know it was difficult......

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Joe Biden - Unsafe at Any Age: Biden — using his"car guy persona" drives 118 mph. Here's some funny deadpan from the NYT article: "The president has long used his affinity for cars to burnish his workaday origins and, more recently, to conjure an aura of vitality despite being the oldest president in American history. In the run-up to the midterm elections next month — with control of Congress and the future of his agenda at stake — Mr. Biden is hoping his gearhead reputation will appeal to some parts of the Republican base as he competed in a drag race." - (as if the SS would actually allow it).

Someone needs to tell the NYT that there is nothing "workaday" about a 1967 Corvette convertible worth $160k+, especially in 2022. Rumor has it his left blinker was on the whole time.

Nose Hair Extensions Are The Newest Beauty Craze and I Wish I Was Kidding. Okay, some things just make me take a double take and lately it's been a lot. But the best part is the reactions.

3 Lies and 2 wrong names, then almost falls Off the Stage. A day in the life of the Continuing Adventures of Brandon

MSNBC Guest Wacko Suggest Free Speech is Dangerous to Free Speech. Joining Ali Velshi to discuss Musk’s recent takeover of the social media platform, Nossel argued Musk potentially rolling back safeguards and content moderation policies could lead to the “weaponization of human nature.” Velshi began by quoting Nossel’s LA Times op-ed this week, in which she argued that easing restrictions on free speech could threaten it. What?

Even Courtney Laughed at This One: Twitter Just Fact-Checked Joe Biden's Official Presidential Account!  Less than 24 hours after Elon Musk took over as Chief Twit of Twitter, a fact-check has been placed on one of Joe Biden’s @POTUS tweets because… he’s lying.

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Homeowner Shoots Naked Intruder Allegedly Trying to Steal Cat. At about 5:30 a.m. Wednesday, a homeowner in the 190 Block of CR 4161 contacted the Newton County Dispatch Center and stated that he woke up and found an unidentified naked man inside his house. He described the intruder as a white male that appeared to be young, possibly in his early twenties. The homeowner further advised that the unidentified man tried to steal his cat. The suspect then fled the home, and a deputy spotted him running naked. (sounds like profiling to me 😂)

Did you hear a boom 'round about 11 am on Saturday morning? That was the sound of the Georgia senatorial debate between Herschel Walker and Ralphael Warnock blowing up on Tiffany Cross during her MSNBC show. Cross was presumably counting on her guests to take shots at Walker's performance.

The Observatory Gift Shop Manager gets schooled by Bill Maher. Neil deGrasse Tyson decided to be the rare guest who pushes back on Maher’s Covid contrarianism, spending several minutes challenging Maher on the issue. Then, just when Maher was changing the subject, Tyson threw his jab. Maher did not take it well.

Pour Yourself a Drink, Patriot—the Democrat Party Is Crumbling. Like Hitler and John Wayne Gacy, the Democrats got arrogant over their successes, and that arrogance made them sloppy. That’s when their evil came to an end. Americans are catching on to what is happening. 

They Mock Us to Our Faces. A new photography book puts Black actors in Hollywood's most iconic movie moments. Carell Augustus' new book Black Hollywood: Reimagining Iconic Movie Moments, he takes some of cinema's most memorable images — think Gene Kelly in Singin' in the Rain or Janet Leigh's fateful shower in Psycho — and casts them with black actors and actresses.  Augustus says "We're constantly at war with so many things, and we're constantly sort of taking the battle scars and the battle wounds, you know, and people are constantly looking to Black women to lead armies of change."

Morticia & Shotgun Frankenstein creeping people out in the park today. https://t.co/S9e8g0v04u

— Diogenes Sarcastica (@KonanBarBarron) October 15, 2022

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Laughably, Abrams took to social media after the ruling to claim victory. Abrams thought she had one trick left up her sleeve. Namely, a lawsuit filed by her “voting rights” organization seeking to strike down parts of Georgia’s election system under the guise of “voter suppression.” Unfortunately for her, a federal judge appointed by Barack Obama ruled that nothing about Georgia’s election system violates the US Constitution or the Voting Rights Act.....]

One of Atlanta’s newest city council members continues to break glass ceilings — even the ones that not many people know or care about. Liliana Bakhtiari’s bio on the Atlanta City Council website touts her remarkable (at least to the woke) accomplishments. “Liliana is the first queer Muslim person to be elected in the state of Georgia, and the first nonbinary person elected in the city of Atlanta,” the bio states. Bakhtiari is the daughter of Iranian immigrants, which makes me think: I can’t imagine she’d be able to get away with being “queer” and “non-binary” in that country. The resume of the 34-year-old Bakhtiari is full of the progressive bona fides that won her support in a far-left part of the city, as well as would probably anger anybody in her familial homeland.....]

The FBI seemingly misled a federal magistrate judge to obtain a warrant that let it seize the contents of hundreds of safe deposit boxes. But a federal judge says the raid did not violate the box owners' Fourth Amendment rights. "The decision will give a blueprint for the government to pry open safe deposit boxes, storage lockers, and other private spaces—and to take the contents with civil forfeiture," Johnson declared in a statement. "In other words, the decision gives law enforcement a license to concoct bogus reasons to seize and forfeit millions of dollars in property from people who have not been accused of doing anything wrong." 

 “This man is going to be eighty years old next month. He looks absently horrible. He looks like he’s going to fall asleep at any minute when he speaks. He slurs his speech. He shuffles when he walks, blank stare, shaking hands with people who don’t exist. He’s talking to dead people now. The people who are enabling him are going to have the answer to this too because it is past time for somebody in his administration to step up to the plate and do the right thing and let us know what’s going on......]

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