Democrats Snag Big Midterm Endorsement

NYP - Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps put out a 25-page letter addressed to Americans urging them to oppose President Donald Trump during the upcoming midterm elections.

Iran's IRGC is now openly urging Americans to vote Democrat in the midterms. Of course they are.

Between the mullahs abroad and the Hasan Pikers at home, the Democrats have become the party of America's enemies. Let that sink in before November.https://t.co/X6HdfMEjN6

— 🇺🇸 David J. Urban 🇺🇸 (@DavidJUrban) September 30, 2026

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A Familiar View From the Cheap Seats

I have watched with interest the political landscape begin to transform, owing to the disgusting rise of anti-Semitism, anti capitalism and the combined forces of islam and communism to become an avenue for populist grievance led mostly by the non native born and two generation of history ignorant white females. Ever look at the people always standing behind the new foreign born Mayor of NYC?

We’re about to enter a new era of meanness, one where zealots claim they are victims of capitalism and have a monopoly on the truth and that any non-believers are enemies. This, as we have already experienced in cancel culture, effects everyday conversations. After all, when someone is seized by the certainty that truth is already possessed, there is little interest in discussing its location. 

These college educated trendy downtrodden victims of capitalism regard themselves as having perspectives not available to the non-victims, such as those inherently evil white males, and therefore the view of the victims is the one which should govern. Their view will be the truth. Populist grievance grown from jealousy of the successful, or self-loathing over their abundance of melanin. Schooled on Howard Zinn and Karl Marx, mostly vain and stupid. If socialist manage to gain enough power from the traditional belly crawlers of the democrat party, then you know as well is I do what the country is in for. They have already told us.

Having grown up in Europe I can assure you that these people running for office right now ARE NOT European style socialist. 

People who sincerely engage in quests for truth possess a level of intellectual humility. I read once “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.” That’s catchy but it avoids the key questions: Just who will decide what is the problem? 

Who will decide what is the solution?

 

 As we have seen in past years, the hard truth is that many have been silenced by fear: fear of protests, career suicide, and embarrassment in the leftist PC rage. That itself is a powerful socialist tool.

Just look to the UK.

And one other we must keep in mind: the threat of physical harm bolstered by the political power to be gained and the conflict it brings by the cult of Mohammad. When the usual guardians of freedom go silent, there will be a reason.

A Good Monday Morning

Your Week Ending Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You will remain down state this weekend to take in the football contest between her Tigers and the boys from the 'Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University', formerly 'The Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas' and one of the great 'Blue Blood' educational institutions of the south. Always great tailgate party people! A good time to be had by all. 

So forthwith and with no logical merit in the negative, she declares a Big Ass Open Thread (clothing optional) for all literate souls who wander into this space.  *All former and future house rules are in affect.

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Someone honestly watched this and said, yep, let’s do it! pic.twitter.com/XrXMPcHsFb

— LSU Football Report (@LSUReport) September 24, 2026

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Could We See Tater Take His Place in CNNLOL History Being the First to Get Fired Twice!

Dark days are said to have descended upon the leftist storytellers of the media after news that Paramount reached a deal to buy CNN's parent company. According to the NY POST: 

 “People are very nervous,” one CNN staffer told The Post. “It’s dark. It’s like when you do hurricane coverage. You see the storm spinning off the coast of Haiti and moving towards Florida and you’re just waiting and you’re like, ‘Oh, Shit’.  "Bloodbath coming, including at CNN,” a TV exec said. “That’s the next big step — slashing and burning.” 

The outbreak of fear and loathing at CNN goes back as far as June this year when, as Breitbart News reported, many CNN employees were so worried over the evolving merger they turned their boss’s office into a makeshift “psychiatrist’s couch,"  These congenital stooges at CNN had a chance to save their jobs, but instead chose to run former CEO Chris Licht out of town for the sin of trying to massage the political coverage to the center. 

Truly Dark Days! If worst comes to worst, how will Abby Phillips afford her array of black gurl wigs? Will we see the end of Jerk Tapper's attempt to see how high he can get his hair on his head to stand up in front as he interviews Trump's 3rd cousin by marriage about what DJT said 50 years ago (Jerk may find himself with more time to go fishing soon). Who will tell us that Russian collusion is real? That Hunters laptop is fake? And that Joe Biden is lucid? WHO? WHO I ASK? 

And what of our favorite, the former Media Hall Monitor and One-man Truth Commission, the Effeminate Media Fanboy and Hairless Fragile Rotund Potato, Brian Stelter.  Who hates Fox News with the heat of a thousand lumps of burning soy product. Could this legendary living and breathing punchline make history and be booted from CNN a second time?

If Tater were to get the ax again, with his loser resume he could get lucky and be absorbed into the black hole of hate and disgust with like others at MS NOW.

Word is, the senior member and lowest rated of the MS NOW black hole, the nauseating stuffed shirt Larry O'Donnell (Tip O'neill's former coffee boy) is often confused after his recover time at 'What’s Left of Your Life Head Injury Rehabilitation Home' from that head-on crash into the men’s room toilet rim at 'Fistme Freddy’s' last year.  O'Donnell is said to start and finish every sentence with "Donald Trump". Regardless who he's talking with.

If the staff of CNN, who delusionally fancy themselves as some kind of modern day Edward R. Murrow swinging a sword of liberal vengeance are worried, they may think that CNN might be returned to its roots as an actual "news" service instead of remaining as the propaganda wing of the Democrat Socialists of America. What they should be worried about is being replaced by actual journalists. A rare breed these days....

FAFO Episode 1029 - Stay in Your Lane.

Queer Minnesota anchor who shamed Arch Manning for laughing at an AI video is on the verge of tears as she tells her fans that she has been booted from her TV show.

Jana Shortal's voice cracked as she told her followers she was demoted to online only.

You love to see it. pic.twitter.com/p4ZevUymXu

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 22, 2026

A Good Monday Morning

Gather Round Kids, It's Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Weekend Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread!

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You is off to Oxford to cheer on her Tigers in a red hot gridiron battle with those Mississippi fellows with real bad attitudes, and to find out once and for all why this forlorned land of Rebels use far more than their fair share of the letters "S" and "I" in the state name.

There's a Reason The Good Lord Put a Wide River Between Mississippi and Louisiana.

Therefore and forthwith, the floor open. Don Your Blogging Thongs and dazzle us with wit and knowledge. Regular house rules apply. And use the damn coasters!

Brain Droppings

Watching an old Twilight Zone episode where a man becomes obsessed with a devil machine coin operated fortune teller. The machine gives generic answers, but the man becomes logic paralyzed and can't make a decision without consulting it.

Anyway, some of these episodes are a bit far-fetch. 

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I'd like a sober, informative analysis of what's going on with AI, but instead I see how discourse about AI has gravitated into partisan propaganda. Everyone's supposed to already know that the right is for AI and the left is against. No wonder we need AI to think for us.

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You will be told you can’t complain because you’re Islamophobic. The term is already being introduced into the culture as if it was an accusation of race hatred, for example, or bigotry, whereas it’s only the objection to the preachings of a very extremist religion.

Watch out for these symptoms. They are not the symptoms of surrender. Very often ecumenically offered to you by men of God in other robes. These are the ones who hold open the gates for the barbarians.

The barbarians never take a city till someone holds the gates open for them. And it’s your own preachers who will do it for you and your own multicultural authorities who will do it for you.

Resist it while you can.- Christopher Hitchens (1949-2011)

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9/11/2026 - I would really like to know what was in Shrub's mind at this moment 

$Billions From Lizard Spit and the AI Monsters

Some men sit and look at the sky and are wonderous about the universe. Some men sit and wonder why women have no mute button. And in the 1990s a doctor named John Eng was curious about lizard venom.

You see the Gila monster only eats a few times a year. Dr. Eng wanted to know how it managed to stay alive. So he ordered up some dried venom from a catalog in Utah and got to work. What he found was the lizard’s spit had a copy of a hormone you already make called GLP-1. It tells your brain you’ve had enough. But it only lasts about two minutes in your body. The Gila monster’s version lasts for hours. 

Eng spent the next three years knocking on doors at the big drug companies. They all passed. Eventually a small outfit said yes. And in 2005 the first GLP-1 drug hit the market. It stayed a niche diabetes treatment for over a decade. Then in 2017 Novo Nordisk engineered a version called “Ozempic,” of which gave us the disturbing cultural phenomenon of morbidly obese women singing and dancing in high production commercials across our television screens.

In 2005 the market for GLP-1s was $75 million. In 2025 it was $76 billion.  

I know people who did everything right but couldn’t lose weight. They started taking Ozempic, and now they’re healthier, happier, and in better marriages. Huge life upgrade. This from a wonder drug that was sitting on the shelf for over a decade while researchers were busy testing various meds to help make America's dicks hard. 

 Meanwhile, a 37-year-old man named Joseph Coates was in hospice with a rare blood disorder when an Artificial Intelligence Agent found a drug never tried for his illness. Now he’s in remission. That medicine has potential save and improve many millions of lives. This is where AI can be a tremendous potential benefit to all humanity.

If it doesn't decide to kill us first.

There is more to consider going forward (god I hate that phrase)!

Imagine standing on a street corner in Boston in 1870. The street  lamps above your head burn gas, and a man with a long pole lights them. The street reeks of horse shit. If you want to reach your brother in Ireland you write a letter and wait a month for  their response to reach you....... Now you’re teleported 65 years into the future. There’s a telephone on the wall and a car parked at the curb. Airplanes fly overhead. The message to your brother arrives before lunch. With AI we’re entering another one of those stretches in human progress. This transformation will be unbelievably compressed into less time.

The world of 2036 will likely look much different the one we’re living in now. New AI models used to come out once a year. Now it’s seems every few weeks. More than 80% of the code Anthropic ships is now written by its own AI. Last year that number was in the low single digits.

A few former engineers are casting warnings.

AI is now on the verge of being capable of creating its future shelf.  And now warned, men will sit and wonder of this monster and what part we will play.  

A Good Monday Morning

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This goes out to all you DMFers out there who for a whole year still came around in chance this site would somehow come back to life. It surprised me the traffic numbers didn't actually go down for months, and remained surprising even after a year. It warmed my heart to see so many stuck around hoping for a little more of what had done here for the previous 14 years on a part time basis.  From the bottom of my heart, I Thank U All for being here and hope other regulars will find their way back.

So, let's us just call it a long coffee break, and get back to what it once was?

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Your Attendance Has Been Approved for the Latest Long Awaited Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You gives you another opportunity to leave your mark on history and possibly, but not likely, be admired by future generations for your wit & wisdom in this latest renowned and much anticipated Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread. *the crowd cheers* 

 You know the rules. You know what to do. The floor is yours..... 

This week your glorious exercise in Free Speech is brought to you by:

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Some Tips on How to Survive the Revolution

In our interweb travels we have from time to time strayed off the beaten path and found ourselves accidentally in the stupefying land of Reddit, and it's many retarded children call 'subreddits', where one can find themselves marvelling at its inhabitants and improbable woes. Where all is not well and the natives are restless

"Trans men are getting their posts deleted for saying “guys. It’s insane." 

But other bedlamite communities are also available - like Rejecting Capitalism with some helpful info for the budding rookie anarchists and revolutionaries out there.

"Has anyone here ever lived without money? Like, just decided to quit their job and purely lived off either the kindness of strangers or not so legal methods?"

Now there’s a lot to unpack here, what with the implications of crime and the assumption of some inexhaustible human kindness. But let’s press on, for some revolution deep and radical knowledge may await: 

"I did, for a little while. My partner would go out and dumpster dive, and I would forage and garden, that was our “grocery shopping.” I knew where to find fruit and wild vegetables. It took about a year to learn what was edible in the area. We started viewing people’s garbage as an inventory to draw whatever we needed from. Our dwelling place looked abysmal, but functioned. 

Living free brings out a wild, animalistic side of the human brain that most people aren’t accustomed to. It got hard to get along with the rest of the world around us. I still worked a job as a fry cook....."

So not entirely liberated from those evil capitalist shackles. Eh?

".....and my partner got into a fight with one of my coworkers." 

I’m sure it wasn’t due to any maladjustment. 

"We also fought with our neighbours who were my friends. I truly miss the experience, but I believe it was too much for my ex to handle and it accelerated their mental health issues." 

Okay then. 

 

And then there’s this guru of the revolution: 

"I spent several years trying to live in rejection of capitalism; I squatted, I hustled, I did commercial burglaries and retail thefts, dumpster dove, lived on the kindness of others, but money usually reared its ugly head one way or another." 

Other revolutionists offer their hard-won wisdom:

"My record (for a year) is around $600. Squatting, dumpster/Papa Murphy’s at closing time. I had a company phone from my old job so no bill. They found out eventually but I had free service for a few years. Pigs!" 

Then there's Margot, a “nutrition counsellor.” She is “root-cause and system focussed.” What do we eat during the revolution? Turns out you can’t smash capitalism and agitate the proletariat without a solid meal plan. 

"I wanna discuss and explore with you what, er, how we divest from capitalism while balancing, and, er, while getting adequate nutritional needs. We’re not gonna burn out this time. We’re not gonna let the resistance break us."

Tiktok commies are doing revolution meal prep, I am dying 💀😂

You cannot make this up. pic.twitter.com/2OYFD6A2NP

— Bugman Hegel (@FedPoasting) November 15, 2023

Apparently, the revolution will be fuelled by cashew milk and vegan pseudo-cheese. Because as capitalism is toppled, and amid the riots and burning cars, there will, it seems, be space for neurotic niche cuisine. And so, while her comrades “break capitalism” and “abolish” prison, and as violent criminals roam the streets unmolested, Margot will be instructing the little people on how to dry pepper seeds and how to wash foraged bin scraps in vinegar to remove any trace of those nasty pesticides. 

Margot and her peers, these psychologically precarious young women – all of a remarkably narrow social class – are they tell us, the ones who will be “moving the world forward.” And they’ll bestow this gift, this glorious transformation on us for our own good.

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Local Police Just Dropped the Most Sarcastic Birthday Wish Ever.

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MANDY

"It’s not every day we get the opportunity to help someone celebrate their birthday, but today is a special occasion.

Our detectives made sure to let us know that today is Mandy Lindsey’s birthday — and since Mandy is currently wanted by the Shreveport Police Department, we figured we should help make it memorable. TODAY the judge issued a birthday warrant!!!

Mandy is wanted on two counts of Felony Theft in connection with the theft of a boat, trailers, tools, and other property valued at more than $19,000.

For her birthday, SPD would like to offer Mandy a special package that includes free transportation and complimentary lodging at one of our local correctional facilities.

The accommodations are all-inclusive — meals, security, and a structured daily schedule are provided at no additional charge.

Detectives obtained a warrant for Lindsey after an investigation involving surveillance footage, license plate reader technology, and other evidence.

If you know where Mandy is celebrating her birthday, call Caddo-Shreveport Crime Stoppers at 318-673-7373.

Mandy, no need to make a reservation. The detective already handled the paperwork."

via Highway 98.9, KTUX-FM, Townsquare Media

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A Good Monday Morning

Somebody Say Football??

Every year in the first week of September, Americans from coast to coast set aside their differences, be it religious, political and even the personal, and join in a camaraderie second to none in all of sports, professional or amateur. No sport, not even the simpleton showboat game of Basketball, which suddenly becomes popular for two weeks in March can come close to the CFB hardcore fan loyalty. Whether as an alumni, or just allegiance to your state's team, no sport, especially in the south draws the passion and ritual of College football. And this weekend college football jumps headlong into their much awaited 157th season. 

Yes indeed, it is at long last College Football season again.  Fresh jerseys, refurbished helmets, new cleats and all new, longer and much improved fake weaves to flow from beneath the helmets. (I hear they give you that extra half-step on your competitor). The Expert Sports Monkeys have picked their top 25, conference champions, National Champs and even the Heisman Trophy winner. And more often than not, they will be 98% wrong. But the season starts in earnest this weekend and everyone is raring to go! Let's hear it for the Cheer Gurls!!

I feel like one of them may stroke out at any moment.
I hope there's a doctor close by! pic.twitter.com/2TRF0gPwbH

— MAGA Lorrie Ann 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸 AMERICA FIRST (@LorrieAnn25) August 28, 2026

Saturday night ( 6:30pm - ABC) the Fighting Dabos of Clempston University roll into bayou country and the REAL DEATH VALLEY to take on the NCAA Football's Newest Bad Boy and our LSU Tigers. The Lane Kiffin era debut as the 'Head Cat' on the Tiger sideline is much anticipated by fans and detractors alike. Much is expected for his price. To the Tiger faithful the feeling is cautious optimism. Kiffen definitely has the player talent on hand. But are they ready to play up to that talent? 

The two teams met at the N.O. Superdome in the 2019 CFB National Championship Game where the Breck Girl and the mighty Fighting Dabo's ran headlong into the path of one of the greatest team seasons in modern college football history, and were sent home with some purple and gold confetti and a certificate of participation. Last year both teams met for their season opener in Clempston's Memorial Stadium (aka faux Death Valley). LSU punched the Clemson Kitties in the nose, and came home victorious.

LSU begins the 2026 season in their almost traditional place just outside the Top 10 at #11 in both the AP and Coaches polls.

So Buckle Up Boys and Girls.....Time To Play Some Football!

(Saturday 6:30pm on ABC)

  

Now That Their Monster is Loose Democrats Pretend They're Not Dr. Frankenstein.

NO NO Van, for the last decades the democrat's verbiage and policies greased the skids for these wackos to take over your party. Stop pretending Dems didn't create this Monster y'all have lost control of.

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— Diogenes Sarcastica (@KonanBarBarron) September 2, 2026

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