Monday, November 29, 2021
Saturday, November 27, 2021
Friday, November 26, 2021
Wednesday, November 24, 2021
|When the Pilgrims Landed at Plymouth Minnesota, They Slaughtered All the Buffalo for|
Their Horns to Make Kazoos for the First Thanksgiving Day Parade. - Joe Biden
"You woke folk trying to kill it for me. Listen, man, you know, don’t come up at me with all this pilgrim stuff. I don’t give a damn about the pilgrims and the indigenous people, the Native Americans, the Indians, wherever, whatever, whatever group of them wants to be called. I don’t care about any of that.” I care about the suffrage. I care about the exploitation. But I don’t need that story for Thanksgiving. I don’t need it at all."
Tuesday, November 23, 2021
Reporter: "How many barrels of oil does the U.S. consume per day?"— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) November 23, 2021
Biden's energy secretary: "I don't have that number in front of me" pic.twitter.com/Z0Zv7tHS2v
Monday, November 22, 2021
Saturday, November 20, 2021
Friday, November 19, 2021
Thursday, November 18, 2021
"No, I don't think Biden should be replaced! Preezy Obama and Joe Biden have done a great job with the economy. Hell, back in 2007 even a King didn't have the luxury of a Vodka and Red Bull mix."
Belinda Twittel - Wal-mart Cashier
"Yes! It's about time we have a woman of Hillary's caliber in high power in this country. After all, she's single handedly brought peace to the Middle East! Suck on that Condie Rice!"
Shelia Lovett Bigg - Public School Educator
"Means nothing to Faruk! All America is but imperialist infidel running dog jackals that will ultimately feel the sting of Allah's wrath .....Praise Be to Allah!"
Faruk Al Squworme - Taxi Driver
"You axing Laquita? I don't know how to vote.... but if I did I'd sure nuff vote for Barack cause all the free sh*t he gets me and my babies wiff my EBT card!.... know what I'm sayin....free cell phones and rolling papers for Dontrell. Barack gets my 16 year old free sh*t for her two babies too!"
Laquita Jones - Homemaker
"Get off my sidewalk you #%*+&@+ hate filled rightwing fascist!"
Holota Wadsworth - Women's Reproductive Health Center Director
"Yeah. Hillary is a great Idea. Biden is the ultimate Washington insider. Obama should have picked somebody who knows absolutely nothing about politics. It might be good for Obama seeing that the people voting in the next election are going to be angry, intolerant white people. You would have to be a fool to miss a chance to vote for a beautiful smart lady like Hillary?"
Pat - Famous Daily Kos Basement Blogger
"Hillary for Biden? I think it's a great idea! And I really like the idea of a do-over election thing because I totally blew my first vote on Stephen Colbert last time. I've purposely avoided upward mobility and social progress so I can benefit from all the free money I get from my trust fund."
Lance Farnsworth III - Occupy Wall Street Organizer
"Get out of my way you little worm.....
I said get out of my face! I'm gonna..."
Some Angry White Guy
Wednesday, November 17, 2021
“Since my first day in office I have promised Justice Department employees that together we would show the American people by word and deed that the department adheres to the rule of law, follows the facts and the law and pursues equal justice under the law. - Merrick Garland
"I could not imagine any circumstance in which the Patriot Act would be used in the circumstances of parents complaining about their children, nor … a circumstance where they would be labeled as domestic terrorists. I do not think parents getting angry at school boards for whatever reason constitute domestic terrorism...." - Merrick Garland
Monday, November 15, 2021
"Many in the vice president's circle fume that she's not being adequately prepared or positioned, and instead is being sidelined. The vice president herself has told several confidants she feels constrained in what she's able to do politically. And those around her remain wary of even hinting at future political ambitions, with Biden's team highly attuned to signs of disloyalty, particularly from the vice president...."
She could be just a year away from launching a presidential campaign of her own, given doubts throughout the political world that Biden will actually go through with a reelection bid in 2024, something he's pledged to do publicly and privately...." Harris is struggling with a rocky relationship with some parts of the White House, while long-time supporters feel abandoned and see no coherent public sense of what she's done or been trying to do as vice president...."
Defenders and people who care for Harris are getting frantic. When they're annoyed, some pass around a recent Onion story mocking her lack of more substantive work, one with the headline, "White House Urges Kamala Harris To Sit At Computer All Day In Case Emails Come Through."...
She's perceived to be in such a weak position that top Democrats in and outside of Washington have begun to speculate privately, asking each other why the White House has allowed her to become so hobbled in the public consciousness, at least as they see it...."
Harris loyalists tell CNN they see in that yet another example of an unfair standard at play, wondering why she didn't get similar cover any of the times she's been attacked by the right...."
Announcer: “Please welcome Heather Kurtenbach”— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) November 15, 2021
Kamala Harris: “In a moment.” pic.twitter.com/oLo2R4NArY
Sunday, November 14, 2021
Friday, November 12, 2021
Even #Trump got a kiss! Macron avoids giving VP Kamala Harris traditional double cheek greeting as they shake hands at Élysée Palace after relations soured over collapsed $9B submarine deal pic.twitter.com/xlg6LQX3E0— Hans Solo (@thandojo) November 11, 2021
Thursday, November 11, 2021
|Brian Williams Interviews Mark Twain|
Wednesday, November 10, 2021
Tuesday, November 9, 2021
You are more like clueless, but far from useless.👍 pic.twitter.com/TiVkBwoXgy— Diogenes Sarcastica (@DSarcastica) November 8, 2021
Monday, November 8, 2021
Pete Buttigieg has finally reported for work, tanned and rested from chest feeding duty as a new mother, to joined the White House Deputy Deflector of Questions as Special Guest at Monday's press briefing. And he/him/whatever didn't disappoint anyone who was anticipating more krazy shit we all have come expect from this bunch:
‘Highway underpasses are racist’
Transportation @SecretaryPete: " If an underpass was constructed such that a bus carrying mostly Black and Puerto Rican kids to a beach, [...] in New York was designed too low for it to pass by, that that obviously reflects racism that went into those design choices." pic.twitter.com/0XWkDZehYM— The Hill (@thehill) November 8, 2021
Saturday, November 6, 2021
Friday, November 5, 2021
Thursday, November 4, 2021
CNN2 - After blaming the Russians, WIKI Leaks, Trump Operatives, the DNC, her Campaign Staff, Tweeter, Facebook, Climate Change and Tree Fungus for her unexpected defeat in November, Hillary Clinton again Thursday skirted her own blame by pointing a crooked arthritic finger at the up and coming Media Giant 'Middle Finger News Service' and it's Corporate Owner, Diogenes Middle Finger.com Inc.
Speaking Thursday during a gathering of the 'Dental Floss Farmers of America' convention, Mrs. Clinton fired both barrels at the respected news organization as she became visibly upset:
"I took great care to warn my replacement as Secretary of State, Senator John Kerry, about this vicious bunch at Middle Finger News, who he later labeled "Unamerican, Uncosmopolitan, Despicable Hooligans" after his own personal experiences with them.
I directly blame them, in all confidence, for playing a large part in my ......*BURP*.... election loss for the false and totally unfair portrayal of me to the American electorate.
Especially that elusive witch who goes by the name Diogenes and her cohort.... that smartass Earl of Taint, both for their vicious satire and distorted imagery of me as a Drunken, Bumbling, Bloated, Radical Grandmother and Crime Family Boss with one foot in the grave. They make a mockery of the First Amendment!
It's a G** D*** good thing for the whole bunch of them that I didn't get elected!!!"...... Those Rat Bastards are gonna pay!!........You HEAR ME!!!!!....YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!!!
When CNN contacted the offices of Middle Finger News Service about the statement by Clinton, an unnamed MFNS spokesman refused comment, but the newsroom was heard in the background to break out in uproarious laughter.
Wednesday, November 3, 2021
Monday, November 1, 2021
McAuliffe's closing message: Va has too many white teachers— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 1, 2021
“50% of the students at Va. schools K-12, 50% are students of color & yet 80 percent of teachers are white. We all know what we have to do in a school to make everybody feel comfortable in school. So, let’s diversify" pic.twitter.com/TJC2beResW