While waiting for an email response this afternoon I decided to surf the TV channels to see if the world had ended yet, I came across the end of a of an interview that really made me laugh.
Thursday, March 31, 2022
Even Members of the European Press Laugh at MSNBC
While waiting for an email response this afternoon I decided to surf the TV channels to see if the world had ended yet, I came across the end of a of an interview that really made me laugh.
Wednesday, March 30, 2022
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread
Tuesday, March 29, 2022
Let's Enjoy One of the Best of Our Favorite Media Celebs Most Embarrassing Moments, Shall We?
Monday, March 28, 2022
What'd Ya Say Joe? π§
Anybody catch the end of Biden's presser when the last reporter he called on didn't ask the submitted before hand question and Biden corrected him?
— Diogenes Sarcastica πΊπΈ (@DSarcastica) March 28, 2022
It's all theater for the masses. The WH knows the questions and Biden has prepared answers on note cards.
Sunday, March 27, 2022
Mamet On America
Friday, March 25, 2022
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Wednesday, March 23, 2022
They Need a New Drug
What all savvy democrats want is a new drug. A superawesome kind of drug. A drug compounded for the mid-terms from similar ingredients they used to win 2020 -- racism, paranoia, lies, slander, conspiracies -- because those are how democrats win elections. A drug that gives them exactly the same feelings they did about the Trump presidency -- righteous rage, out-and-proud bigotry, ecstatic grievance, that anti-free speech fascist swagger they do so well.
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread
Monday, March 21, 2022
I Really Don't Need To Be On The Tweeter
It would help America on the world stage if we didn't have a Secretary of State that sounded like Mr. Rodgers about to have a panic attack.π
— Diogenes Sarcastica (@DSarcastica) March 17, 2022
After being special guest at the Delaware Disposable Enema Manufacturers Convention this weekend, Biden wanders parking lot taking selfies with unsuspecting local residents. @PressSec pic.twitter.com/MUc6Ucxa37
— Diogenes Sarcastica (@DSarcastica) March 22, 2022
https://t.co/UZMJ32tI7P pic.twitter.com/wL7lQW9vva
— Diogenes Sarcastica (@DSarcastica) March 14, 2022
Saturday, March 19, 2022
Who's Next? Tolstoy, Pushkin, Tchaikovsky ??
The first man in space, Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, has been stripped of his honours by the Space Foundation, which censored his name “in light of current world events.”
— Rebel News USA (@RebelNews_USA) March 18, 2022
READ MORE: https://t.co/VcGBkVUtoX pic.twitter.com/uryt1eMl8a
Friday, March 18, 2022
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, March 17, 2022
Throwback Thursday - Hillary Clinton Arrested for Impersonating a Book Author
(MFNS) NYC - Former First Lady, Secretary of State, pretentious Hag and would be famous literary personality, Hillary Clinton, was surrounded and captured at a book-signing today by a vigilante group representing the the Writer Guild of America
"I, as well as my colleague, Professor of Biography Dr. Paul Menlo LeSquirt, today took the bold step to remove from the public eye an embarrassment and menace to the reputation of the literary world.
Not since the publication of Barack Obama's auto-biography has so much fiction been passed on to the public as a non- fiction volume, and with all the pre-publication pomp and promotion usually reserved for great works of literature such as 'Harry Potter' and '50 Shades of Gray'.
We simple could not in good conscience any longer allow Mrs. Clinton to soil the reputation of the literary world and the time honored craft of book authorship."Mrs. Clinton's Book "Hard Choices" has had dismal sales and failed to reach #1 on the NYT book list before or after it's debut, and has dropped quickly on Amazon.com. falling behind such powerhouse tomes as 'Little Blue Truck' by Alice Schertle and last years "Farmer's Almanac"
Wednesday, March 16, 2022
WH to Unleash The Giggler to Tout Admin's Achievements
"Harris will meanwhile assume a more typical schedule for a vice president during non-pandemic times. That will stand in stark contrast to her recent efforts overseas. Her past three-day sojourn to Eastern Europe was meant to reinforce U.S. support for the region against Russian aggression, however an awkward appearance at a major press conference dominated media coverage."
Monday, March 14, 2022
NYTs: Dems Up Sh*t Creek and Joe Dropped the Paddle
Democrats are toiling to retool their message and refocus their agenda. They are worried that the accomplishments they helped deliver to Mr. Biden are being drowned out by concern over the rising price of gas and a focus on their legislative failures. And they are looking to the president, who addressed them at the retreat on Friday, to help them reframe the conversation....
Sunday, March 13, 2022
Kamala Be Puttin' Her Finger All Up In Vlad's Putin's Chest. Uh-huh!
"Yet another piece of her lived experience that she really brings to this role as Vice President in this moment of crisis, and that is her role as prosecutor, right? This is somebody who is used to kind of taking on bad guys for a living. And so, her really be putting her finger in the chest of Vladimir Putin and saying that there will be consequences."
"I’m going to be blunt here. Putin is a sexist so probably not. On top of that, there’s the race component. So taken together, the intersectionality of her race and gender, he probably dismissed what she had to say."
GEE, Ya think! Just watching the crazy bitches cost me an IQ point.
Friday, March 11, 2022
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, March 10, 2022
I'm Feeling Mischievous Today
Attention: All media Outlets
— Diogenes Sarcastica (@DSarcastica) March 10, 2022
Subject: New Media Narrative Notice -
Moving forward, results of ALL BIDEN administration's bad decisions, weakness and incompetence shall be blamed on Vladimir Putin.
That is all.......
Wednesday, March 9, 2022
Russians Will Forthwith Be Denied Western Elevated Blood Sugar, Clogged Arteries and Burnt Coffee Farts.
Monday, March 7, 2022
What Years of 'Woke' Anti-America Indoctrination Have Brought
Sister Toldjah - Going back at least a couple of decades or so, the right has accused the left of hating America thanks to their support for things like burning the American flag, their loathing of displays of patriotism, their flagrant disregard for the Constitution, not believing in the concept of American exceptionalism, their fascination with socialism, and their desire to indoctrinate students starting at very young ages all the way through college into believing America was founded on the basis of wanting to preserve slavery.
The left has always shot back with some variation of “love the country but not what it does,” which may be true for traditional liberals – that is, those not predisposed to a “blame America first” mentality, those who can see the greatness of America despite her faults.
But it’s not true for the modern left – that is, those who consider themselves “progressives” and who are wholly immersed head to toe in an AOC/Colin Kaepernick-style of “woke” dogma where America sucks and the only thing that can be done about it is to (metaphorically) destroy it and all its institutions in order to “save it.”
Sobering new polling information released Monday on what people in this country would do should it face the same situation as Ukraine indicates that on this topic, the right has (unfortunately) been more right than wrong on this issue over the years.
In a Quinnipiac survey, people were asked “If you were in the same position as Ukrainians are now, do you think that you would stay and fight or leave the country?” The results showed that an overwhelming majority of Republicans and a comfortable majority of independents say they would stay and fight. As for Democrats? 52% said they would leave the country.
This is what years of anti-America indoctrination in the classroom and beyond has brought us, I’m sad to say. When you drill into people that there’s nothing about this country worth loving, and lie to them about “systemic racism” and the supposed prevalence of a “patriarchal system” in our society – and you do it consistently over a period of time, naturally these attitudes are going to take root and fester, especially in younger generations.
Sunday, March 6, 2022
It Is Ordered You Consider This Your Sunday Open Thread
Friday, March 4, 2022
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, March 3, 2022
Leftist Upset Their Favorite Dictator Told Putin to Wait Until After Olympics For Murders to Begin
"We've spent much of the past several years listening to rightwingers grunting and wailing at China and "Chinese Communist Party" and the 'GIIIIIIIIINA VIRUS, not because rightwingers bother with any substantive criticisms of China, but because they're racists.
But here's some reporting about China we can be legitimately pissed about. Apparently China totally knew during the Olympics about Russia's plans to invade Ukraine for literally no reason, and actively encouraged Russia to please wait until the Olympic torch was extinguished to start committing bloody murder.
Lots of people were talking about Russia's upcoming invasion during the Olympics — it was just one of those things people were talking about, you know, like Russian figure skaters being full of Alex Jones's trucker speed or whatever. So it's not surprising to hear China totally knew. But it's really fuckin' gross at the same time, especially if they were actively holding Russia back from invading until a moment less embarrassing for China, the host nation, which was presiding over all the peace, love and understanding Pollyanna togetherness.
China was apparently literally talking out of the other side of its mouth at the same time, telling Russia, "No murdering Ukraine until we're done with this little song and dance."
Wednesday, March 2, 2022
It Sounded Like Puddin' Head's Speech Was Written by Pollsters. Politically Terrified Pollsters
Tuesday, March 1, 2022
Your Official Drinking Game Card for Tonight's Presidential Manure Spread
With Nan's face diaper requirement in the house chamber rescinded, and the US Capital once again ringed by fences topped with razor wire, the stage is set for the nation's roundly disapproved of and incompetent leader to address congress and the nation in the annual manure spread know to us all as the State Of The Union message.
We can once again expect more lying then a teenage boy with his pants around his ankles sitting in a squad car trying to explain to a Deputy why the Sheriff's daughter is in the back seat of his car naked from the waist up.
And like all of 46* speeches, a mind-numbing exercise in self-praise and lofty unworkable leftist ideals, an economic picture embellished with a rosy glow of unreal accomplishments.
But we're sure to be entertained as in past years, despite the droning speech, watching Nan fidget around, going from grinning like a mental patient for no apparent reason, to getting that pained look on her face like she's passing a kidney stone and wishing she could get up and have a double shot of gin.
But SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiast are sure to be pleased by this years Official STATE OF THE UNION DRINKING GAME CARD, compliments of our good friend Curmudgeon @PoliticalClownP.