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You Know You Suck When You're Less Popular Than the Government.

I think a even crooked Used Car Salesman could probably score in the high teens.

Dear Diogenes...

Occasionally, your Blog Editrix, who you know Loves Each and Every One of You, gets email asking general questions and mainly chit-chat and the occasional marriage proposal. Some correspondence are interesting *cough* and some really made me laugh. Some surely written before their daily medication took affect, and some I thought should be answered publicly in the name an informed citizenry.

That said, you guys can stop requesting I send pictures of my breasticials, as the sheer vision of their magnificence could possibly trigger a cardiac episode in some valued readers, and I would feel responsible. So I find that a bad idea. So Stop. Ain't gonna happen.

 

 Here's a sample of recent mail before I hit the delete button. 

Jack of all Tirades@                     

Dear Ms. Jan,

Have you met a man and it's so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up?

Dear Jack,

No, I have never met Keith Olbermann. 

BoBo Wilson@...................................

Mrs. Sarcastica,

I remember you have mention your pets, in particular a dog and house cat Courtney I believe. My baby girl really wants a kitten and I'm trying to justify the trouble and expense. I'd appreciate any advice about being a cat owner.

My Dear BoBo,

Having a Cat teaches children valuable lessons about how likeable an attractive sociopath can be.

Laura Pickner@..................

Dear Jan,

I know you're a business owner and boss, so I thought I'd ask your advice if you don't mind. I have a boss that is constantly saying me and my team are "like family" and is really starting to creep us all out. Any suggestion as to how to handle this?

Dear Laura;

If your boss continues, if it were me, I would start yelling"Your Not My Real Mom"and storm out everytime they ask you to do something. 

Professor Doug E.@....................... 

Ms. Jan,

I'm aware of the fact you were schooled in Europe and possess above average knowledge on the continent history. So I wondered your opinion; do you believe the fall of Rome comparable to the current situation in United States?

Dear Professor,

No I don't. Rome had good roads.

Whizzer43@..............................................................................

Yo Pretty Lady,

I'm just curious. What's the craziest idea you have that you nevertheless believe will, if implemented, make the world a better place for us all???

Dear Whizzer43,

Make cars that won't turn unless you use the turn signal.

Greg Young@...........................

Dear Ms. Sarcastica,

You seemed to be a happy lady and I'd like ask something of you. I'm married to a woman who is always angry at me for something or other and I'd like to ask what makes u happy and what I could do to humor her. 

Thank you.

Greg.

Dear Greg, 

Not many people ask me for relationship advice so I'm going to assume you've exhausted all other possibilities.  May I suggest next time she goes off on you and gets angry,  drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say"now you're SUPER ANGRY!"

Maybe she'll laugh.

Maybe you'll meet Jesus. 

* Just a note: we have not seen any comments or heard from Greg. 

What We've Learned From the Media

Now that Trump 2.0 is at full acceleration and dominating the news cycle every day, I have been reflecting on the recent years full of nonsense, lies and misdirection the media has foisted on America. All the while claiming to be the champion and last line of the defense of Democracy.

You know the ones; Cable and Network news host that probably couldn't pass a standard 9th grade civics test babble on about 2.0 and his nazi sidekick with their guest, the former this or former that, or a twenty something reporter/network legal analysts who's daddy is probably an attorney, spout mumbo jumbo jargon they probably picked up from reading John Grisham novels and spoon feed the public turd soup. So what have we learned from these people, the self appointed fourth branch of government. The saviors of democracy. The Media.

We've learned from the media top bureaucrats who supposedly serve at the pleasure of the President are actually entitled to their jobs and firing them is some kind of crime against an unstated law, with the president presumed guilty unless he can prove he had an acceptable reason for terminating or reassigning them.  We've learned that 'Made Men' of the bureaucratic empire and its political wing, the Democrat Party, cannot be investigated for corruption unless the most exquisite preliminary rituals are followed and the investigators can demonstrate the absolute purity of their intentions.

We've learned it's heroic for the bureaucracy to organize "resistance" against the elected president and congressional representatives, if the Washington empire disapproves of the voters' choices. We've learned a President the imperial bureaucracy likes can issue executive orders that cannot be reversed by presidents it disapproves of. The people are belatedly informed that some matters are settled forever on the "one man, one vote, one time" principle. The essence of self-government, the true right that matters above all others, is the right to say "no." We've learned over the past three years that the American people no longer have that right in most cases, but their nominal employees in the federal government do.

We learned from the media that obscure lower-court judges can hijack entire segments of national policy on a whim. Some of these imperial proclamations have been expressly premised on the notion that American citizens have less to say about their own government than foreign nationals do. If the imperial bureaucracy makes a demand of you, good luck with trying to work up a "resistance" movement. Good luck getting any favorable attention from the media that has fused with that bureaucracy and enjoys a revolving door of employment with it.

The media made gleefully clear if you, the Little People, cast votes the imperial bureaucracy doesn't like... well. They'll fight you every step of the way and spend untold millions of YOUR dollars against you. Then they'll get in front of cameras and expect you to applaud them as heroes. It was always a swindle to convince the American people that one group and one group only serves as a failsafe check against authoritarian power as they themselves conspire with those that are exercising it.  

We were lulled into thinking our government could never become dictatorial, no matter how much power it claims, because we can always vote the bums out. Guess what, kids? As we've seen since 2017, most of the power and money is controlled by people you never get to vote against. And we learned that the people you don't vote for have been very capable of defending their privileges against the people who DO.

And now, with 2.0, we are learning that far more issues than we ever suspected were in the eyes of the imperial bureaucracy, considered "settled."

MSNBC Determined to Remain a Clown Show

MSNBC's Newest Anchor Eugene Daniels

It is also the President of the White House Correspondents' Association.

It has no more need to pretend to be a journalist at MSNBC

JHK: No Way Out

"CBS’s 60-Minutes show was at it again Sunday night in the most prime primetime weekend news slot on the old broadcast spectrum — Sunday at 7:00, the power-hour of national mind-fuckery — with blob PR-agent Scott Pelley singing the blues over the systematic disassembly of the rogue bureaucracy. 

Trouble is, fewer and fewer minds are susceptible to the argument that the blob exists to “save our democracy.” You’re supposed to go boo-hoo because the Department of Justice is under new management. Now get this: since 2015 the Department of Justice and its step-child, the FBI, have devoted their vast and savage powers to manifold acts of sedition, treason, malicious political prosecution, obstruction of justice, suborning perjuries, and countless other abuses of law in an ever-widening gyre of ass-covering operations as year-by-year their crimes multiplied. 

RussiaGate was initially a cover-up op for the Clintons’ many acts of mischief and moneygrubbing when Hillary ran for President, just as the Mueller Special Counsel Investigation was a cover-up for the crimes committed by the DOJ and FBI after Hillary lost to Mr. Trump, just as Impeachment #1 was a cover-up for the Ukraine money laundry and its role in RussiaGate, and Impeachment #2 was a coverup for the 2020 election ballot hijinks that got rid of Mr. Trump, and just as the Mar-a-Lago raid was a cover-up to retrieve evidence of all-the-above that Mr. Trump had archived, and just as the flurry of Trump prosecutions in 2024 was the final (and amazingly inept) effort to put the Golden Golem of Greatness out-of-business forever. 

But somehow, perhaps an act of Providence, he prevailed over all that adversity, like some paladin out of the ancient myths, and is suddenly back in charge — to the abject horror of all those lawyers and spooks behind the aforesaid ops, now nervously awaiting subpoenas in their Beltway McMansions. You will learn shortly that there is a difference between “justice” based on fraud and fakery and justice served by way of fact-patterns and evidence." - J.H.Kunstler

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Racial Arsonist Joy Reid Has Been Canceled

Bitch talked herself clean outta her chair.

Joy Reid’s evening ranting and raving on MSNBC is being canceled, part of a far-reaching programming overhaul. MSNBC is planning to replace Reid’s program with a show led by a trio of anchors: Joy Reid clone Symone Sanders Townsend, a political commentator, anti Trump propagandist and former Democratic strategist; Michael Steele, a former affirmative action chairman of the RNC turned hysterical Trump Hater, and Alicia Menendez, TV journalist and daughter of the corrupt, recently convicted Senator 'Gold Bar Bob" Menendez. 

Reid's last stand is to be next week. This should give Reid time to reflect on her epic FAFO, scream at random white folks and maybe join in a Waffle House riot or similar activity in her neighborhood.  

(NYT)

Your Almost Semi-World Famous Official Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, who has some serious Mardi Gras stuff to take care of, again turns things over to you and a chance to possibly become a renowned international interweb legend. Seeing that didn't seem to happen last week, She gives you another shot at stardom.  It has also come to her attention someone has been slipping the Sasquatch cigarettes. He needs no more bad habits! Please refrain from this activity.

Once again, I remind you that all the Big Ass Open Thread House Rules are in still in affect. (for any rules clarifications, please refer to the Q&A section of your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread Handbook).

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This week your glorious exercise in Free Speech is in Honor of: 

Now the Most Scared Man in Washington D.C., Adam Schiff.

Bad Erotic Novella Author Catches Gold Bars Tossed Off the Titanic

"The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has uncovered $2 billion set aside for a climate group linked to Democrat Stacey Abrams –Power Forward Communities — despite the fact the organization reported just $100 in total revenue, raising eyebrows. The organization confirmed this grant in an August 2024 press release, celebrating that it was “officially awarded a $2 billion, seven-year National Clean Investment Fund (NCIF) grant from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA).”  

“As we continue to learn more about where some of this money went, it is even more apparent how far-reaching and widely accepted this waste and abuse has been,” emphasizing how “extremely concerning” it is that “an organization that reported just $100 in revenue in 2023 was chosen to receive $2 billion. That’s 20 million times the organization’s reported revenue.”  

“When we learned about the Biden Administration’s scheme to quickly park $20 billion outside the agency, we suspected that some organizations were created out of thin air just to take advantage of this...."

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A Special MFST

This Middle Finger Symphony Theatre is dedicated to the lying, thieving pervert grifters of the Democrat Party about to be exposed, as well as their unapologetic deep state cohorts at the Batshit Crazy Five & Dime, better known to us all as MSNBC.

Reckoning approaches.

No Quarter!

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19Close the door, put out the light.

You know they won't be home tonight.
The snow falls hard and don't you know?
The winds of Thor are blowing cold.
They're wearing steel that's bright and true
They carry news that must get through.

They choose the path where no-one goes.

They hold no quarter.

Walking side by side with death, The devil mocks their every step
The snow drives back the foot that's slow, The dogs of doom are howling more
They carry news that must get through, To build a dream for me and you

They choose the path where no-one goes.

They hold no quarter. They ask no quarter.
The pain, the pain without quarter.
They ask no quarter.
The dogs of doom are howling more!

©1972 Plant Page and Jones

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A View From the Cheap Seats

"There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen." ―  Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.

The last time there were weeks as world-changing as we have experienced since January 20 followed the destruction of the Berlin Wall in the fall of 1989, or perhaps the dissolution of the Soviet Union in the summer of 1991. Both followed the pattern of occurring slowly, then suddenly. Both irrecoverably changed the world forever.  We are in those weeks when decades happen.

Whether DJT's reforms succeed or fail, 2026 will present us with a vastly different world than 2024. If he succeeds, we face a much brighter future, one where the bureaucracy has been brought to heel; we have a representative republic again, and the sky is the limit. If he fails, then the bureaucrats and statists will be triumphant and the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into a new Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the perverted science.

Here in the colonies we have entered the 21st-century equivalent of the Roman Civil War. Donald Trump makes an unlikely Julius Caesar, with Elon Musk his equally unlikely master of horse. Neither side can afford defeat. The battle will be just as bitter as ones currently being fought elsewhere, even if it exchanges executive orders, temporary restraining orders, and legislative maneuvers substitute for drone strikes, artillery barrages and massed infantry assaults.

DJT is taking away the power of the Deep State that supports leftists. He is weakening the self-interested power of our Woke/leftist elite and they cannot stand it. It is they who should decide what to do with America’s money. It is their right because they are of the right class and went to the right schools and have the right friends who all agree with them.

The battle has been joined, not decided. Trump’s victory is not assured. Neither is his defeat. Yet due to the stakes, the result will be decisive. 

But we should also take note: When the USSR entered the dustbin of history, it dealt statists a blow they took a generation to recover from. Yet recover they did, until by 2021 they seemed ascendent and triumphant.

What plays out over the next six- eight months may well decide the future of the "American Experiment" and the world’s future course.  And yes Virginia, we are living in an interesting time.

 

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Never Mind The Words...

As a classical trained musician with 2 degrees and record producer by trade, the post below incompasses one of my long held blasphemous beliefs, one I'm sure you'll understand one kept to myself. It's a post I could have written someday, but never as well.

It's from a blog I became fond of awhile back. I admire the writing and attitude and sharp wit. I just have to keep reminding myself  to overlook they may be from Texas and hoping they're not a Longhorns Fan. 🤣- DS

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by Kim Du Toit @ Splendid Isolation

Never Mind the Words…or, as musicologists call them, “lyrics”.

"For the longest time, I’ve detested song lyrics.  I don’t mean specific lyrics, necessarily (although whoever penned the words in most Streisand songs deserves their own special circle of Hell), but all lyrics.

That’s because I love music, and lyrics are just a distraction from the art form.  It’s why the great paintings don’t contain expository words or speech bubbles — just a simple title suffices — and classical sculptures aren’t tattooed (although it’s only a question of time before they are, and I’m hoping that this can wait until after I’m dead).

Seriously:  somebody please enlighten me as to how Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata, for instance, would be improved by a male or female warbler spouting some execrable nonsense over Ludwig’s deathless piano.

And as a one-time chorister, I have to make an exception for some (but not all) sacred music, e.g.  Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus  or Fauré’s Agnus Dei.  And even then, using the latter as an example, it’s the same three lines repeated ad nauseam anyway.

I have a special room of hatred in my heart for opera, because not only are the lyrics generally trite and awful, but unless you’re fluent in German and/or Italian, 90% of the art form is completely incomprehensible anyway.

“But the voice is just another instrument!”

My point exactly.  There’s nothing wrong with the singing;  it’s when you add words that the whole thing falls apart.

I also make exception when the lyrics are satirical or humorous — when the music’s job is just to make the words memorable by the addition of a melody.  A fine example of this is to be found in the works of Gilbert & Sullivan, e.g.:

For as a general rule we know / Two strings go to every bow;
Make up your mind what grief will bring / When you have two bows to every string!

No greater argument against bigamy was ever written.

Don’t get me started on modern music.  Take for example CSN’s Suite: Judy Blue Eyes, a love song supposedly written about Judy Collins — who ended up bedding two-thirds of the trio, and it wouldn’t surprise me if the young houri  bonked David Crosby as well (because it was the late 1960s).  The song is brilliant, the harmonies, well, CSN;  but the lyrics?

Friday evening / Sunday in the afternoon;
What have you got to lose?
Will you come see me / Thursday or Saturday?
What have I got to lose?

As sung by the boys, the lyrics sound wonderful;  but they’re incomprehensible rubbish.

Which brings me to Steely Dan. ...."

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Maxine vs. The Wig Hat 🤣

Since Crazy Maxine has come out of the shadows of obscurity to insanely yell at America once again, we though it a good time to reheat a DMF classic from last July. Very few politicians in modern times have been as entertaining as Maxine Waters on camera.

 

Maxine Waters fixes her hair for 30 seconds live on CNN pic.twitter.com/8MNKKj9ZCZ

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) July 10, 2024

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Your Almost Semi-World Famous Official Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, now turns things over to you and a chance to possibly become a renowned international interweb legend.

As for your Beloved Blog Editrix, she hates to admit it but she doesn't think she has ever rejoiced in others misery until now. But as she watches the democrats spew their venom as heads explode over the country being lead back into a sane direction, she finds it comical and somewhat satisfying. She tries to feel just a bit guilty, really she does, but it just won't work.

Oh Well.

The floor is now open.....you know what to do. 

Mental Health Experts on High Alert Because of MDS

Dr. Lucius Dulisius MD. PhD. PsyD. and all around BMFer

Middle Finger News Service Exclusive:

The nation's top Therapist and Private Mental Health Counselors are on high alert because democrats are seen becoming completely unhinged and paralyzed with grief and anxiety, fear and panic.  Dr. J. Throckmorton Crebs III of the Manhattan Hospital's Mental Unit in NYC told Middle Finger News Service in a phone interview that they expect a disturbed horde of patients in part now that the Trump administration is shockingly following through on what he said they would do. 

"Our hospital's largest group of patients seeking therapy the last three years were members of the news media. They came mostly to us for esteem problems, stemming from the fact they know that no one believes them anymore, and no one really likes them except their dogs. And in some cases, we have found even that is a problem," Crebbs told MFNS. "It's strange territory between their ears." 

"But today there are angry people of the leftist persuasion who staked their entire reputation as experts on the law and putting Trump away in prison that seemed to enjoy beclowned themselves on cable news panel appearances, are now out there kicking puppies, wandering the streets mumbling to themselves and going on epic benders for days. And don't even get me started about those ranting plastic drama queens of the theater district....... Hey, this interview is off the record, right???"

The famous west coast interstellar psychic and psychotherapist to the stars, Los Angeles Dr. Lucius Dulisius told MFNS he is alarmed that he may again witness something akin to the 2016 landslide of anti-Trump showbiz personalities mentally out on the ledge and beating down his door all hour of the night needing medicated reassurances that their fantasy world will survive the ongoing nightmare.

"Those coked-out f**king Hollywood creeps are the worst", the Doctor told us. "I had grown multi-millionaires sobbing at my feet like a two-year-old after the 2016 election. And now MDS!!"  

"G*D Dammit I just got them pacified and medicated correctly after the lawfare debacle and the assurance they had Trump dead to straight this time."

"And now This?!"

"Now the Musk Derangement Syndrome!!!" 

"Oh, Holy Shit! I need a drink!" 

Toylett Bole is Middle Finger News Service Consumer Affairs Reporter. Ms. Bole is reporting temporarily on health matters while MFNS Health Reporter, Toolus McHenry, tends to his nasty STD.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Name These Two Legends...

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Correct Answer Wins a BMW. (details in the comment section)

Preeminent Midget of Resistance Proclaims Trump Dystopian Nightmare.

Former Clinton Administration Labor Secretary, Robert B. Reich

"It’s even worse than I’d imagined. He’s been “flooding the zone” with so many outrageous (and often illegal) initiatives that many people are overwhelmed, demoralized, and just plain freaked out. 

That’s the intent. 

This morning, a woman I didn’t know was about to pass me on the sidewalk and then stopped, turned toward me, and almost shouted, “It’s a fucking nightmare!” Well, it is a “fucking nightmare” and unfortunately there’s nothing anyone can do right now to legally stop it (unless you’re a federal judge). 

For now, we can and should do everything possible to protect people who are most vulnerable to the nightmare. The Trump regime will harm many innocent people. It already has.  Its lawless cruelty is sickening — as is the cowardice of so many CEOs, Wall Street bankers, leading lawyers, university presidents, publishers, social media titans, Republican politicians, some Democratic politicians, and other so-called “leaders” who are staying mum or obeying in advance or sucking up to Trump. 

There will be a reckoning. 

As bad as this “fucking nightmare” gets, it will awaken Americans to the truth about what has happened to this country — and what we must do to get it back on the track toward social justice, democracy, and widespread prosperity. 

That’s what I believe. 

That’s my faith as we slide into deepening darkness. - Robert Reich

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Dear Professor Bob,

Congratulations on your masterclass in paranoia. You consistently craft a narrative where every action is a conspiracy, every policy a tyranny. How does it feel to live in such a dystopian fantasy? You advocate for 'resistance' but seem oblivious to the fact that your crusade is built on fear, not facts. So we should just blindly accept the rampant waste and abuse that has been inflicted upon the taxpayers? 

You're not fighting for justice; you're fueling division, spreading misinformation, and cloaking your ignorance in the guise of activism. At what point do you question if your 'resistance' is actually just resistance to reality? When will you realize that your moral high ground is nothing but quicksand pulling you and everyone you influence into a pit of despair and cynicism?

But go on, keep tilting at windmills, fighting shadows. Just remember, history isn't kind to those who mistake their own echo chamber for the voice of reason. - DS

The DMF Unhinged Midget of Resistance Archive

Keeping It Real

"I want to talk about a simple thing. It’s a preoccupation that came again to mind as I watched President Trump sign, in an East Room ceremony on Wednesday, the executive order ending federal funding for educational programs that mandate biological males be allowed to compete on girls’ or women’s sports teams.

The mood in the room wasn’t triumphal or mean, but grateful and joyous. If you still seek to understand the depth of the president’s popularity with voters, you need look no further than that ceremony, all or parts of which were on cable and broadcast news. It is still amazing to me that the Democratic Party put itself so firmly on the wrong side of this issue. I ask donors and party leaders why, and they can never say how it happened.

My simple thought: that in our politics now we consistently go too far and ask too much. It has become a major dynamic in the past 20 years or so. It manifests in a kind of ideological maximalism. You must get everything you want and grant your foe nothing. In terms of the issue above, you don’t ask society to give you good and just treatment of all transgender folk. Instead you insist that others see reality exactly as you do—that if a man experiences himself as a woman, then you must agree that he is a woman, and this new insight must be incorporated into all human activity, such as sports.

Reaction to the Trump executive order from those who disagree with it has been curiously absent. The reason is that they know they went too far." - Peggy Noonan

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This Weeks Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread

This is it. Right Here. Right now. Right this moment. Your Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread for week ending 2/9. Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows you're enjoying, as much as she does, the dem's juvenile meltdown over DJT 2.0 first few weeks *crowd cheers*!  She now offers all the opportunity of a lifetime to leave your mark on history and possibly, but not likely, be admired by future generations for your wit & wisdom and opinions of the present times in which we live. Or not. 

Once again, I remind you that all House Rules are in still in affect. (for any rules clarifications, please refer to the Q&A section of your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread Handbook).

So, keep all weapons in plain sight and use the coasters. The floor is now open. 

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This week your glorious exercise in Free Speech is brought to you by:

  The 'Row Boat of Fools', Better Known as The Congressional Democrat Leadership.

Sen. Chuck and That Retarded Guy Who Can Only Speak in Phrases. 

So Easy Even a Caveman Can Do It.

JUST IN: Democrat Rep. Al Green has filed articles of impeachment against President Trump for "dastardly deeds proposed and dastardly deeds done." pic.twitter.com/OHXz9c9KLl

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 5, 2025

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There is Good Reason Dems are Losing Their Sh*t

The left’s outrage and hysteria over DOGE’s actions to curb waste and corruption at USAID suggest that Elon Musk has gotten to the heart of the left’s machine in Washington, and so leftist leaders are in full screaming-bloody-hysteria mode. In response, Musk calmly and compellingly explained what is at stake. Yes, that’s right: it’s a glorious time to be alive.

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"USAID has reportedly been terminated and all employees are to receive pink slips. This represents an $48.3 billion in taxpayer money. The scandal has caused Democrats to launch what is being called a massive protest outside the USAID offices in DC. 

This isn't just an exercise in finding out where the USAID money is going today - it was also an audit to find out where the money has gone in the past and it found waste and corruption everywhere. Reportedly USAID represents just 0.07% of federal spending. If this was a mafia investigation what's being reported would be called "skimming" and calls would be being made for RICO charges. What's different here?

It's also being speculated that DOGE is going after USAID spending both because it was low-hanging fruit of corruption and because it's relative small size.

Going after the youth of the DOGE employees is a complete smokescreen to trying to protect their money stream. The average age of the Manhattan Project was 25, the average age of NASA's mission control during the Apollo launches was 27, and don't get me started on how young our founding fathers were (outside of Benjamin Franklin). All the DOGE team is doing is finding out where the money is going - not building the world first atomic bomb, putting man on the moon, or founding our nation.  Also remember that Linus Torvolds wrote Linux at just 21, Palmer Luckey created Oculus at 20, Vitalik Buterin did Etherium at 19, and Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook at 19.  

The USAID scandal is the biggest thing that has revealed government corruption since the Twitter files. So far..." -  Hypnotized Fish

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USAID (the United States Agency for International Development) was created by the Executive branch & was established on November 3, 1961 by Executive Order 10973 signed by President John F. Kennedy. This division answers & is accountable to the POTUS.

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"Somethin' Ain't Right About That Jeffries Kid"

Following a 8 year campaign in which the incendiary rhetoric of progressives found a home in at least two minds that were sufficiently addled as to permit them to attempt to assassinate DJT, we have the dem's house minority leader The Honorable Extreme Hakeem Jeffries calling the President's agenda unacceptable and are going to fight it legislatively and the courts and it in the streets. Really? Sounds kinda violent and insurrectiony rhetoric there Hakeem. (who names their kid after the sound you make when hacking up phlegm?)

In 1984 Ronald Reagan's reelection victory carried 49 states and 525 electoral college votes. A drubbing administered to the American left sufficient to induce severe pillow biting and a load of ideological soul-searching, which years later resulted in Bill Clinton’s “Road to Damascus” moment wherein he announced that “…the era of big government is over.”  But even then Clinton's Dem party of 1990's couldn't anticipate how thoroughly his progtard heirs would wreck that declaration and go full-throttle Orwell-On-Amphetamines Autocratic on the American people.

So after four years of watching affordable food, shelter and energy slip from their grasp, even as their neighborhoods and cities were overrun by marauding foreign and domestic predators, even as their own government used their taxpayer dollars to defend other countries’ borders while badgering Americans to use trendy little pronouns and get used to having boys and men in girls’ restrooms, the American people finally had enough.

They spoke loudly and powerfully, electing the one guy they trust to do something other than commission blue-ribbon panels to twaddle about for a few years. For once, Americans have a president who on day one began swiftly and decisively making good on his campaign promises. Americans turned out in huge numbers to elect him and provide majorities in both houses of Congress get shit done.

So when the nephew of the notorious anti-Semite, Dr. Lenard Jeffries and Nan Pelosi's hand picked pip, Hakeem, says that they will “fight it in the streets,” what he’s really saying is that he will rally his troops to fight you, the American voter, in the streets if necessary in order to stop the implementation of policies for which you voted. No doubt, in the name of protecting “our democracy.”

It is exactly because the Hakeem Jeffries of the radical left have lost all ability to take a breath and make any attempt at introspection. That has left most Americans no choice but to shrug their shoulders, turn, and ignore these whiny little jerks and press on with the American Restoration.

And if they don’t like it? Who freaking cares?

Your Obligatory Black History Month Post.

Yes my beloved readers, it's that time again. Time to be bombarded on the vision tube with short commercial interludes, moments informing us of obscure Black History and heroic figures like Osborne C. Washington, (1849-1920) the blind freed slave that invented the 'Vertical Left Handed Spatial Rivet Giggler', without which the modern skyscraper would not be possible. We salute you O.D.W!

It's also time the media dawns their african beads and present us in-depth special seminars and discussions of Black History. You know, like NPR interviewing the editors of race obsessed media outlets to give us their stories of gathering obscure history (intentionally hidden from them). Stories like that of black archeologist 'Jackson Lee Jefferson' who, while digging for sand clams in the Egyptian desert in 1912, found hieroglyph cravings near the great pyramid field that once translated by black scholars, found to include the words "Mercedes Benz".  Proving beyond doubt the ancient Egyptians invented the automobile. But Jackson Lee Jefferson and his works mysteriously disappeared soon after his earthshaking revelations and hidden from the world.

February is always a good time for the crazies to get their 15 minutes.

So without further ado....let's do this and get this over with. 

 

Great Moments in Black History

A young Barry Soetoro, after missing the ball on the 3rd strike, turns to

the umpire and announces he is changing the rules.

Little Barry's continuing failure to hit the ball proved to be a preview of

much bigger failure in the future. 

Note: Eventually, Barry grew up, changed his name and played with other balls.

You're Welcome! 

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