Mental Health Experts on High Alert Because of MDS

Dr. Lucius Dulisius MD. PhD. PsyD. and all around BMFer

Middle Finger News Service Exclusive:

The nation's top Therapist and Private Mental Health Counselors are on high alert because democrats are seen becoming completely unhinged and paralyzed with grief and anxiety, fear and panic.  Dr. J. Throckmorton Crebs III of the Manhattan Hospital's Mental Unit in NYC told Middle Finger News Service in a phone interview that they expect a disturbed horde of patients in part now that the Trump administration is shockingly following through on what he said they would do. 

"Our hospital's largest group of patients seeking therapy the last three years were members of the news media. They came mostly to us for esteem problems, stemming from the fact they know that no one believes them anymore, and no one really likes them except their dogs. And in some cases, we have found even that is a problem," Crebbs told MFNS. "It's strange territory between their ears." 

"But today there are angry people of the leftist persuasion who staked their entire reputation as experts on the law and putting Trump away in prison that seemed to enjoy beclowned themselves on cable news panel appearances, are now out there kicking puppies, wandering the streets mumbling to themselves and going on epic benders for days. And don't even get me started about those ranting plastic drama queens of the theater district....... Hey, this interview is off the record, right???"

The famous west coast interstellar psychic and psychotherapist to the stars, Los Angeles Dr. Lucius Dulisius told MFNS he is alarmed that he may again witness something akin to the 2016 landslide of anti-Trump showbiz personalities mentally out on the ledge and beating down his door all hour of the night needing medicated reassurances that their fantasy world will survive the ongoing nightmare.

"Those coked-out f**king Hollywood creeps are the worst", the Doctor told us. "I had grown multi-millionaires sobbing at my feet like a two-year-old after the 2016 election. And now MDS!!"  

"G*D Dammit I just got them pacified and medicated correctly after the lawfare debacle and the assurance they had Trump dead to straight this time."

"And now This?!"

"Now the Musk Derangement Syndrome!!!" 

"Oh, Holy Shit! I need a drink!" 

Toylett Bole is Middle Finger News Service Consumer Affairs Reporter. Ms. Bole is reporting temporarily on health matters while MFNS Health Reporter, Toolus McHenry, tends to his nasty STD.

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