Prepare yourselves. For I must announce you will be denied your favorite blog Editrix's presence on this page for the foreseeable future. I will be leaving early morning to travel across the pond for a wee bit.
You see, I was summoned by one much more powerful than I to gather at their home for Christmas.
After carefully laid plans, this will be the first time in many years my siblings and I have all been free enough to spend Christmas with our Father together. This will be a special Holiday we've all looked forward to, and all need.
I know my absence will be taxing for some, but you can be comforted knowing it will be only a short time.
So, I take this opportunity to say to all the thousands of daily DMF readers, those who daily participate as well as those who just lurk, Warm Wishes to You For A Very Merry Christmas.
NOTE: You may consider this your 'Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Holiday Open Thread'. Just keep it clean and use the damn coasters!
And I leave you with this bit of gift giving wisdom: This Christmas, get your favorite girl a gift that she’ll love. Get her a Floor Buffer.
Chicks Love Floor Buffers.