This year, there are 50% more Christmas inflatables in my neighborhood.
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 6, 2022
In other news, l’m now learning archery.
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Myrna Tellingheusen Digital Trading Card collection is here! These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my life & career as executive secretary to Stanley Bogenshoots at Hughes Aircraft! Only $99 each! Would make a Christmas gift. pic.twitter.com/D2E0HybVYm
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 15, 2022
I have carefully rehearsed answers to express my joy this holiday season.
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 12, 2022
My thermometer is always set at 85° F (Fahrenheit). It’s important to keep one’s home comfortable and welcoming during the holiday season.
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 23, 2022
Lyle spent all day yesterday watching videos of frozen turkey cannons.
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 27, 2022
Yet another reason for Clause 32, Section 8 in my will.
With all the news ongoing, I want to remind everyone that I’m still in charge of the Funeral Luncheon Committee.
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 7, 2022
Yes, Darlene, I had a delightful Thanksgiving. [Too bad you weren’t invited.]
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 29, 2022
My work here is done. https://t.co/G9wd9ZWDVI
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 28, 2022