Kamala Stops By MFNS for a Short Interview.

MFNS - Thank You Madam Vice President for granting Middle Finger News Service a few minutes to ask what everyone has been asking for, clarification of Your Economic Plan For the Nation if you are elected. 

Harris  - Thank You. I heard y'all had really nice rest restrooms. And Kamala really needed to rest. *obnoxious laughter* 

As for the economy, well I was raised in a middle class neighborhood. So I know the struggles it can bring. Your question reminds me of our neighbors, the Harstins. They were Holistic Jews. Just lovely people.  Mrs.Harstin would save corn cobs for us so if we couldn't afford bread at the end of the month, my mother would put the corn cobs, a half cup of olive oil and a bottle of Hi-C Fruit Punch in a blender, then pour it onto a cookie sheet and bake it in the oven. My sister and I took a lot of ribbing for being the only ones who brought pink sandwiches to school in our lunch. 

MFNS - Excuse me Madam Vi.......

Harris - I'm speaking. Please. I'm speaking. .

Now my vision is of a opportunity economy.  My cure for the failed Trump economy involves the existential boundaries that rule the spending and the reasonable summaries of federal outlooks of future overlooked vulnerabilities of the those receding boundaries.  

I've been reading the theories of the late Mongolian economist who's name escapes me right now who proposed that heating the rails of spending to spur the necessary efforts to turn inward toward the spatial needs of commerce and to deplete watch over spending thus creating the needed threshold for taxation of billionaires who don't pay their fair share...or something like that. 

MFNS - Pardon me Madam Vice President, but you sound like you fell and hit your head.

Harris - No, it's just the way I'm wearing my hair today.

Well I have go anyway. I have to fly down to the the southern border and have Tacos with Arizona Governor ......uh Linda.....what's that white witch's name again?  Yeah that's right Katie Hobbs. Man could she use a makeover! *obnoxious laughter*  She said they're two for one tacos at the food truck at the Mexican border on Fridays.

MFNS - Yeah, thanks a lot Ms. Harris. Say hello to Montezuma......